"That's a dick!"

The way that kid delivered the line “Eat shit and live” had me wheezing. Bless that kid.

This is probably the most quotable episode ever. "That's a dick" and "Fuck me, he's a diddler!" Are two personal favorites of mine.

"Eat shit and live, Bill" Iconic

twist aside, i've started to find this movie really fascinating. think about it. it's about a boy who is forced to be female to appease his abusive and mentally unstable aunt, only shortly after he was traumatized watching his sister and father killed by a boating accident. Not only that, he was further affected seeing his father sleep with another man (which makes him sexually confused and unstable as heterosexual boys display attraction to him, believing he's female.) Then years later, the boy is pursued other boys' and older mens' unwanted sexual attention as well as unwanted attention from girls who bully him relentlessly for being weird and getting male attention, until he ends up murdering them. It's a combination of misogyny, sexuality, gender dysphoria, and peer abuse that causes Angela/Peter to become a slasher villain, but you completely understand and can even sympathize his reason for doing so.

The most terrifying part about that ending is the look on Angela's face.

We all need a Ricky to come to our defense and let out a stream of profanity that would make a sailor blush. Ricky's awesome!

To be fair, the end shot was done by a college student wearing a facecast of Felissa Rose, the actress who played Angela the rest of the movie, so it wasn't pre-teen dick. Most of the actors in this movie were much closer to the actual age of their characters than most teen movies nowadays (Felissa Rose was 13 and Jonathan Tiersten, Ricky's actor, was 17 but looks much younger in my opinion).

Aunt Martha is a slasher movie legend. It's a damn crime to humanity that she didn't get more screentime. "I believe there's a WHOOOLLEE bag!!!"

EDIT: "Your husband didnt just leave. He buried himself in Giants Stadium just to get away from you" - One of my favorite lines from the Cinema Snob.

that ending is kinda legitimately terrifying

You know, last year I met Felissa Rose while attending a comic con back in October. It was the highlight of my weekend.

The ending of this movie will remain the most iconic in horror history.

The ending of this movie genuinely creeped me out. Not a lot of movies do that.

I just realized the aunt sounds like the Balloon land lady who kept getting way to excited over the balloons at the parade

That would have to be the worst summer camp ever even without the serial killer.

I was not a fan of horror/exploitation films until I started watching the Cinema Snob. Now I sit around all day making sarcastic remarks to strangers about the latest lucio Fulci movie I stumbled across. Thank you Brad Jones!

Fun Fact when he said jersey shore babies, the kid playing peter is actually Mike “The Situation” Sorrentinos Older brother from Jersey Shore

"All part of the summer camp experience! Swimming, Sports, Romance, Rimjobs..." I think that made me laugh harder than it should have.

"Thats funny, I remember that boy being a pretty damn good beekeeper"

Ahhhh, gotta love that classic, nicotine-addicted voice of his.

Sleepaway Camp, also known as No Homo: The Movie

Memorable Soundtrack to Sleepaway Camp. "Hey you guy holding the boom mic, can you come over here and sit on this keyboard for about 5 minutes after I press record."

"Stupid jocks, thinking they are so homoerotic, wait till they see my hat!" is my favorite line of this review and wharlt keeps me coming back lol

Yayyyy this was always one of my favorite reviews. I've replayed Brad saying, "THAT'S A DICK" like a million times. Never gets old.

One of my all time fav Snob reviews!

“Stupid jocks, thinking they’re so homoerotic. Wait til they see my hat!” 😂👍

Brad has a smooth voice. Like a car salesman that freelances as a gane show host

I love the snob's reaction to one of Angela's blank stares @ 15:44.

Wow, it's really been five years? I remember when this review was hot and fresh. This video actually scared me back then. Angela's face at the end is genuinely unsettling. Let's see if I've grown a spine since then.

I swear the Aunt is the same person who does the voice over for Fun in Balloonland

Y'know, it's not really the guys fault. His aunt forced him to become a woman, repressing him sexually for many years before so many painful memories kept flooding back in only a few days. Sure, they killed people, but if you wanna blame anyone for the murders, blame that screwed up aunt.

Possibly the most New Jerseyan film ever made. The kid who played Peter is Mike the Situation's brother :/

720p never looked so blurry !

That twist ending is scary good.

Yay, I no longer have to watch the super-trimmed League of Super Critics version!

Brad looks like Ned Flander's edgier half-brother

The aunt looks like Kimmy Gibbler from Full House if she went insane.

"The name is Meg. M-E-G". God I love that comeback XD

The movie is really cheesy and schlocky, but I remember that last shot of Angela's crazy face legitimately creeping me out the first time I saw this movie. It's just a wonderfully disturbing shot. Love it.

I love Old Brad's slow-paced smug, deep voice.

Ah yes, one of my favorite Cinema Snob reviews! The movie itself is kinda stupid but pretty enjoyable and the Snob's reaction to the twist at the end is a classic!

never noticed this but Angela's aunt is giving me 1930s comedy acting vibes.

I'm so used to Brad being bald/having a shaved head, it's almost refreshing to see him with hair

I still always think of George Costanza's novelty phone recording when this theme plays.

I love this movie! It's a great "deadly summer camp" movie. I love that "everyone got what they deserved". Especially the pervy, pedophile cook, Judy and Meg.

Omg that was fucking amazing WHY WASNT I WATCHING KZfaq 10 YEARS AGO SO MUCH WASTED TIME!!

oh god this movie. that face at the end of the movie has haunted my dreams

Just watched Sleepaway Camp for the first time. I saw this review when it first aired, so, unfortunately, I already knew the twist ending. But that didn't make it any less creepy. Seriously, my skin was crawling.

You gotta respect Ricky though; feisty little bastard will challenge a whole group of kids, all bigger than him, just to stick up for his cousin. He don't give a shit. Yet he only does it to stick up for Angela and not for himself; when it's just him, he cusses them out, but doesn't get violent. Mad props, because I don't think I was that ballsy at his age.

NGL when I saw the "Twist" scene I actually burst out laughing because it was so over the top I loved it.

Austin Powers would have figured out the twist. He's great at identifying women that look quite manish.

It never ceases to amaze me how Snob's critique style has evolved over the years. Now he doesn't even pretend at being a snob. He reviews the movies as himself.

♪ Believe it or not George isnt at home, Please leave a message at the beep ♫

I just watched the documentary about this movie & it's hilarious that the actress who plays Angela's aunt did not want to play this character because of how "slanted" (in her words) her lines were meant to be delivered, the director pretty much told her she was gonna be in this movie if he had to mime her lines for her lmao

Wow, Brad's character and review style have really changed over the years.

i miss old cinema snob song intro

I completely get why the Greatest American Hero theme is not used anymore... But man it was nice to hear it again just one more time.

my god that face scares the shit out of me, credits to the actress who played Angela, moreover I don't want to know what the director did to get her to make said face.

The "that's a dick" line is the funniest moment in the cinema snob history.

I am so glad that this one is back! This is my favorite review of all time! The aunt always looks like Chrispin Glover in drag to me.

Oh my God! The Cinema Snob remembered this terrible movie and made a review of it! I thank "Robot Chicken" for initially informing me of this movie's existence

That face at the reveal, that will never not be unsettling.

I always found Angela’s face at the end looked weird! For a while, I always thought Angela was turning into a werewolf!

The Snob has done many great reviews, but this is his Mona Lisa.

23:22 My favorite reaction of the entirety of your reviews!

The greatest Snob episode ever! C-U-N-T, got it

Aunt Martha is the scariest part of this movie

The "Jersey Shore babies" line is extra hilarious given that the little boy at the beginning is the brother of Mike "The Situation" from Jersey Shore. (I haven't watched the whole video yet, sorry if he points that out in video).

This makes me nostalgic for the old Greatest American Hero theme :(

This is one of those movies where it's so bad it's good. Not to mention it has one of the best twist endings in horror history.

Now please upload the rest of your reviews about Sleepaway Camp! They were the best!

I noticed with multiple viewings of this film that it isnt JUST Angela as the killer, but Ricky is also the killer.

Now we know what Jerry Sandusky did in the summer. #JoePaKnew

That hairstyle was so classic to the Snob. I miss it. But as a dude with pattern baldness, I understand bald Snob.

This sublime review is the sole reason I ended up watching this movie

Another observation worth noting: Paul leaves Angela to be bullied by Judy one time, and Meg another time. Maybe that's why she/he ends up decapitating him?

Been looking foward for the full version of this

People talk about the psychology of Angela/Peter, the aunt, the father, and even the pedophile cook, but here is a good question... What was up with the protective older cousin? He had to have been in on the secret, and that must've been why he was so protective! That's fucked up in it's own way, to have to keep that secret, just because your mom is absolutely crazy.

I was dying with laughter. LOVE this movie.

It's back baby,and bigger than ever! Thanks for the reupload,Brad!This is my one of my favorite cinema snob video!

"Eat shit and live" Probably the best insult ever captured on film.

HOLYSHIT YES!!! The sleepy away review is one of my favorites! I love that it's longer than the original! Thanks Snob!♡

This is the first time I've seen this one. Brad! Holy shit! All of that hair! I'm so accustomed to your buzzed look that it was a bit jarring

Sleepaway Camp is a classic

Oh man, this has to be the most hilarious review Brad’s ever done! 😊

That head drop at 23:04 is legendary. So is the reaction afterwards.

This is in my top 5 snob reviews. Thank you for putting it up!

Omg one of my favorite snob reviews! Thanks for re uploading Brad :D your reviews are the reason sleepaway camp became my favorite B rated slasher film!

23:12-that look...proof of a good twist.

One of my favorite slasher films and the review that got me watching the Snob in the first place. Glad to see it up again.

yes! I love this episode! so good to finally have it back! thanks brad

This movie was the biggest fucking eye-roll all the way through, and then in the last few minutes it gets you with one of the best twists out there. It's probably the only reason we still talk about this movie.

YES! this is one of my favourite episodes! your facial expression at 23:06 still makes me laugh my ass off

I saw the robot chicken skit long before I even knew of this movie

Now I have The Greatest American Hero theme song stuck in my head. Again.

Ah yes, the episode that got me into the series. I legit do remember being confused at first since I was looking for someone else but possibly that led me to the greatest internet heroes of my life.

Desiree Joan Gould, who played Aunt Martha, deserves the Golden Wiseau Award.

Thank you thank you thank you THANK YOU for reuploading this!!!

So glad you are uploading old stuff to KZfaq!