Didn't realize star trek told the truth like that

Subtlety used to be a thing ..

Based

I was in tears when I got the reference

StarTrek quoted crime statistics before it was cool

Thicc alien mommy, praise the dark gods!

The character designers knew what they were doing when creating her

@@Fulgrim2 not even a world bearer would approve this.

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY! MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY! REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY’S UDDERS! I WANT MOMMY’S AND NO OTHER’S! GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW! GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW! UNTIL YOU DO I’LL SCREAM I’LL SHOUT! I’LL CRY I’LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT! UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY! I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

Im about to press the EXTERMINATUS button over here.

he's speaking the language of gods

On side note, is this Mathdebating?

Which just begs the question...how many times has that possibly happened? For all we know they are constantly doing this and no one notices.

@@angelangelis8362 I think that’s the implication

@@angelangelis8362 Tbh I think it's at that point where the previous and current leader is essentially the same person in both mannerisms and habit. So in a sense it never happened.

I'm sorry, they're doing *what*?

*pog*

They fucking what?

Imagine making intricate lore for your looter shooter,only to need the assistance of somebody with too much time on their hands,cramming as much of the entirety of said lore…into their tiny skull caverns. Why would you need a historian for your own lore…when you yourself wrote it all? (Yes I know that they have teams working on it but do you really need to hire a “historian” for this?)

Byf is a shoe-in

warms the cockles

Agreed

Ive started to use it IRL when meeting my friends.

makes me moist

i love this guy

If you know what I mean...

She reminds me of a teacher I have classes with Wayy too much influence Wayy too much charisma I will do any and everything

Tracts of Land.

@@R3GARnator *tracts of space

Reptilian alien honkers 👽 🎃🎃

I didn’t catch that until you wrote it down haha.

In my experience, it sounds like you played it right. It's not really "diplomacy" when they're shaking you down. The best way to deal with it is to make sure you can bomb them back to the Stone Age if they press the point - which they won't, if you're strong enough. I've never seen the Vodanyi AI opponent strong enough to pose a credible threat.

@@douglassun8456 they almost ALWAYS get wiped out first lol.

it's funny when you actually accept the Cravers' demands for dust, their attitude to you changes to "disgusted" and they respond "does your species have a spine"? after accepting your tribute.

@@douglassun8456 usually they dont ask for crazy amounts of dust, and sometimes you just dont give enough of a fuck to want to go to war with em

Merchants Guild, kek

time stamp?

@@AbelmcTrobel It's on the wiki if you got to his profile.

@@murilogomes4712 noice

Jack Frost funneh

they didnt clear everything he's added :p endless-space-2.fandom.com/wiki/The_Unfallen/Tutorials?oldid=5001

Winning smile baby.

As I recall, someone desperate for Anti-matter, since it tends to spawn on gas giants. Also Vodyani, on occasion, because of the atypical way they handle "colonizing". Of course, the game has changed a lot since I last played it, so who knows what it's like right now.

In reality, a gas giant has a crap ton of useful stuff. Supposedly there's a LOT of hydrocarbons in Jupiter's atmosphere, as a simple example, and those are damn handy even if you don't want to just burn them. Anybody with a decent manufacturing base for space travel is gonna have a field day mining gas giants. So Cloud City really wasn't too far off the mark after all.

Those without a sense of smell Ok but seriously Maybe a race used to low gravity. Or just a temporary means of mining resources. Imagine we can just park a ship in atmosphere and start absorbing gases, instead of building structures on the surface and start mining. Though we would probably need to do both

"who the hell colonizes a gas giant" me in starsector : "I need fuels"

The best Space Putin simulator.

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Space US more like. Putin is a died in the wool humanitarian for waiting 8 years.

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92best america simulator too lol

As an Italian, this game completely encapsulates the Roman answer to the whole "An eye for an eye turns the whole world blind" which is that 1 you should never dish out an equal vengeance, alway retaliate 10 times harder and 2 preemptive attacks. They blockaded all our trade routes? Well, we need less ships in our military now, we are going to declare war, not now of course, we need 5 turns to park our armies right next to their major systems and then declare war when we are basically in orbit.

​@@PostYourJaggahogin times of peace, prepare for war 💪

big brain

Tbh it makes some sense - as long as its other people being genocided, that sort of thing is easy to get away with with the right cultural values.

Thats exactly how unions work.

to be fair it's not genocide, the population numbers are forced to be static, not drop

@@lubieplacki2772 sounds like heresy

I AM, ONCE AGAIN, ASKING FOR YOUR FINANCIAL SUPPORT.

So Sseth was Isyander all along?

Awakening is actually pretty good if you get one of the workshop mods that prevents Isyander from expanding.

I usually just blast him off the face of universe

​@@chuckles3116 Same, interesting mechanic in theory, but did horribly. They could have taken the academy in many different directions, a personal favorite as a galactic meeting ground. Once 3 or more races meet the academy, they propose it as a meeting ground for these different empires. You. could also make deals with them through backroom channels, for example, give them money, resources for more political power, away in galactic policy, or advanced tech.

Imagine a bunch of cravers killing pirates for the academy. I certainly could see it.

@@stagdragon3978 That would make things interesting.

"Give my students preferential treatment or I'll obliterate the academy"

I quest if how they programmed the Academy faction even lines up with who Isyander is supose to be as a character Making the academy a neutral faction is the better then having them be a annoying threat that's hyper aggressive and expansionist when that's not even how they're supose to act

How did they?

Shots fired. I caught that one, too.

I deadass laughed out loud

so with 600 likes, DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE END SOUNDTRACK IS?

@@WeebRemover4500 its Overcharge by CRT_HEAD

Man, i have to check up on ES2 wiki to read about the sophons. Im curious if they were inspired by the sophons in the "Three Body Problem" book trilogy. Really great shit.

I do not know the specifics, what did they change about it?

@@minibotas9496 Kill pirates and you earn favor with the Academy. Supporting the Academy can gain favor. Favor can be used to buy their systems, receive a faction specific buff, gain a fleet, and learn about enemy heroes.

@@faux9694 So… the Academy still expands? Even through your own territory?

@@minibotas9496 not that I've noticed. They mainly expand in empty territories and won't attack yours. You can turn their expansionism off in the options.

@@faux9694 that was my only worry. Neat!

Your pfp fits that comment so well

That killed me xD

Like always

they're so stupid.

Congrats! kzfaq.info/get/bejne/h9mCa91zzZyplHk.html

It is a stamp of approval

Sseth effect

A perfect example of how utterly useless steam reviews are.

Amazing. Sounds like a real bro dealing with that shit.

Doing God’s work

what a fcking legend

Based and redpilled

What a fucking hero

OY VEY

Stop noticing things.

What part of the video? I somehow missed it

7:00

Free Palestine

Попробуй мод "Beyond earth"

They saw Milei's stance on the age of consent and are removing all Argentinian influence as fast as they can lel

updates pretty fire, with the academy knowing their damn place and not expanding and the reworked weapons being more balanced. The only issue is that it consistently fails to load the turn where you choose whether to side with or against isandyr in his last quest section. usually around turn 65-75 on fast speed, so you gotta hit victory before then. Fingers crossed thats fixed when it leaves the beta.

You don't walk on the gas giant. You just attach very resistant ropes to the uh... "unpaid and unskilled labour assistants" and toss em off the ship so they collect all the dust.

They probably just have suspended cities like cloud city in Star Wars. I think there was a project at one point to design a colonization ship of some sort for gas giant habitation. Found this on wikipedia. "...Landis has proposed aerostat habitats followed by floating cities, based on the concept that breathable air (21:79 oxygen/nitrogen mixture) is a lifting gas in the dense carbon dioxide atmosphere, with over 60% of the lifting power that helium has on Earth.[10] In effect, a balloon full of human-breathable air would sustain itself and extra weight (such as a colony) in midair. At an altitude of 50 kilometres (31 mi) above the Venerian surface, the environment is the most Earth-like in the Solar System - a pressure of approximately 1 atm or 1000 hPa and temperatures in the 0 to 50 °C (273 to 323 K; 32 to 122 °F) range. Protection against cosmic radiation would be provided by the atmosphere above, with shielding mass equivalent to Earth's." Mind you, gas giants and venus are pretty different, but with enough technology it'd probably be possible.

@@Guru_1092 Yes. They are pretty different. One of them has an average temperature of -145C and the atmospheric jet stream is faster than an actual turbojet airplane.

@@arlandblack1139 As I said, with enough science anything is possible!

It might be the inbred Norwegian in me, but my brain automatically answered "snow shoes". I'm just as confused as anyone who reads this.

That is basically Hord Prime from the 2018 She-ra. Even gets the bonus points for being able to assume direct control.

so, jesus?

Isn't that what the Judeo-Christian god did?

Sseth didn't mention that splicing is at first done by bringing alien genes INTO Horatio. At first. So he's also human Zerg.

Too much poly or an- devas here, PIE to be bright

Sseth in Wizardry 6: Damn, that's a good looking fish. Sseth in Endless Space 2: Damn, that's a nice looking fish.

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Mandalore in Genesis Rising: Is he going for the fish?

yes i am addicted to masturbation how can you tell

Jenestra Omalfi'Meos vs. Lady Dimistrescu. Rule 34 will explode.

Always knew Sseth was a Ugandan warlord of culture.

@@thegrayyernaut unfortunately not as popular as Dimitrescu, though I wish.

She totally saved my butt in my first non-tutorial game. I was getting invaded by the Imperials but I had enough gold to buy a planet off her and practically restart my civ where I could build my Obelisks in relative peace

Milk truck is coming to town

"Can you see any borders from up here? What have borders given us?"

Oops cant see the border with your recently bulldozed homes covering it

O p e n b o r d e r s f o r I s r a e l

I mean, even israeli military don't even know wheres their borders.

@@bluecaptainIT >

bro i cream whenever the vaulter theme song arrives in my spotify playlists

@@syrusalder7795 a certified hood classic

Like what?

Shadowrun Returns ​@@user-cs4su3ng9l

When sseth was talking about dust, he used First Trumpet music track from Lobotomy corporation The project moon brainrot is real bro

remind me who this Mako is?

I love your pfp, lmao I love that comic

@@chesterstevens8870 I forgot about that "game" mako definitely best girl

@Mialisus ya i can't believe people still give him any money. Wont hire any extra help and release like what a text update every couple of months. I just pirated the latest version and called it good

@Mialisus does MG project actually have a team or is it just one guy cause if its the latter im gonna keep away from it

G_d bless this man*

I think its because Seth is a very, very smart man who roleplays as idiot/shitposter (see one of his recent stream for an in-depth lecture on immunology for example). Other people make the mistake of thinking they are the same when actually they are idiots roleplaying as geniuses, which fails inevitably.

Allah bless this man

He's Apollo, bright in incandescence, and we are not worthy!

Being akin to Israel is the only non based part of this community, proud of u guys and Sseth.

stolen comment

@@thatchedrooves1204 >Getting mad bout something being stolen on the internet.

Ara ara

Fish mommyyyyy

She a thicc fish tho

BenkaransLivesMatter!

they do

Very bold to say Mr. Paris~

What the fuck, this was an actual line in the show?

He's right.

There's a multiplayer mode?

@@SympleSymon well you watch the video right ?

this is a masterpiece

An wonderful onion video it is

I don't know if this is a shitpost by someone who is not familiar with the game, or someone who is familiar explaining it. It's pretty accurate.

peak roger a muirebe from ck2 here

This begs for that fkin Pirates of the Careabian pick from At the world's end

He guys i got the joke - he is refering to the video of ssethtzeentach where he talks about colonizing the gas giant haha so funny

OMG! DID WE JUST WATCH THE SAME VIDEO???

@@secretname2670 you guys are fun at partys

just land on the hard surface that's probably underneath all that gas and hold your breath lol duh

@@thelitmango6333 we at least get invited to some you sad nut.

Haha

Thats the spirit

into the fucking soil

"re-educate, and reisemenate..."

"smiling empireum solder in the background "

he uploads fairly consistently

@@elperronimo the world needs him most every time

@@LeeroyFan101 Streaming for a month put him behind schedule and he didn't do anything during that. His contents are always high production quality that requires huge amount of time, so a month per upload is reasonable.

Just like the Merchant's Guild itself.

Influence Buyout AKA The Power to Have Things Just Because You Want Them™

"once again, give me your NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

exactly fuck academy their systems will be yours... btw they dont mind if you mine on uncolonized planets....

Solar System? More like Solar BBQ

Imagine the academy spawn into a multiplayer game and instead of convincing them to compete each other for his favor, Isandyr just got shelled to dead by player made obliterator

OnCe AgAiN, iM aSkInG fOr YoUr FiNaNcIaL sUpPoRt

Oy Gevalt.....

Rootles metropolitans

Those dancing movers

its a very important mushroom.

No, that confirms it, this is Stellaris in HD.

Anyone knows how crazy samurais are when it's about mushrooms

THERE IS NO HONOR IN SURRENDERING ONES MUSHROOM

Looks like a very detailed reincarnation of Civilization AI.

For real, it must take him ages to script these videos.

@@lukoscreyden or he's a god and dont even need to try

I rewatch this again after bought this game yesterday and watch whole 3 hrs new player guide video and this one is much more understandable and practical.

no one like further because funny internet number

Shitposting is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural

I did it in Starsector. It wasn't a good idea. Then I colonized the sun. That crashed the game.

Love Isaac Arthur

Dont you mean *waughs in disthance* ?

based

In the dark, far, flung, future, there is only ballsack sucking, and nutsack economics. The world has devolved into a new dark age, where Doomguy has taken full control of the major countries of the world. Enforcing his totalitarian rules against Fanta nut, and strictly banning all physical copies of Ordovician Penis Fight 2000. The earth has been scorched, and degraded, cities lay in ruin, lives destroyed, all of this unimaginable pain and suffering, because nobody can get a nice nut going. But, out of the ruins of a destroyed world, out of the dirt and blood, a hero rises. A hero who will challenge Doomguy, and bring peace to everyone's balls. The earth stretched around for miles, completely barren, nothing but cracked and degraded soil. In the distant horizon, the sky loomed, grey and drab. Star Trek nut crack penis. A massive, collom of inky smoke twisted and curled upwards in the distance. Dr Nutsack crouched down, observing the cruel smoke from afar. 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lol

where is the codex?

also then try synthetik! ^^

15 men on a dead men's chest

30:21@@cristyanandresceleminmurci1455

time to spend some money

@@sparkyboi4387 No need, it's free.

@@thundersheild926 even FUCKING BETTER

For once mob mentality made an objectively good thing happen.

He is staying true to his roots.

I would like a big tiddy mommy in my life.

@@actualteddybear891 We all would...

@@samuelhunter4631 I'm talking mommy dom.

A man of culture and capitalism.

Yep.

At her bust, yes

@@Intestine_Ballin-ism XD

Damn even NPCs see right through me

Yeah that one is relatable

no existence = no flaws

You wanna excercise, meditate, acquire knowledge, reach out to your fellow man, discipline and mold yourself into a better version of who you are?..... or, what is that? A gun you say?! Remember Sisiphus only keeps rolling that boulder up the hill because he's a brain dead jock that enjoys the work out.

The image of an Imperium of Man Guardsman laughing is the perfect summary

Have a purity seal, loyal subject of the Imperium.

#justimperialthings

12:33

I read that horribly wrong

If you think you are useless, there are diplomats in the Imperium of Man

Wind Gui I guess somebody has to write the war declarations xD

@@walaogui This is the stupidest shit I've ever heard and I'm not surprised at all.

*EPIC GAMER MOMENT*

THE EMPEROR PROTECTS

Wait really? What did they do?

​@@viewtifuljoe4412 my dad

Empire of the Autist Cat when?

Sub-race is SS boy and Sean Bean is from the academy.

@@ol_fortune9474 don't forget jauffers

Horatio, formerly known as Wilburgur

AftermathRV Horatio is the final evolution of Autisim Cat, The Daedric God of Madness

i just started the game but i turned off awaking after hearing the horror stories, is the rework worth using?

@@connorwright2787 Apparently it greatly tones down the Academy's aggression so long as you don't go out of your way to actively piss them off, as well as give the Nakalim various buffs.

@@TSFF18 thanks for the explanation I'll keep them turned on then and see how I fair

Benvel i am going to remember this anytime i see big milkers on Twitter

Can you blame them though? With neighbours like theirs it's no surprise!

@@L1mJahey you're true mate, very fucking true

haha alcohol goes glup glup

The name checks out

Sseth ici...

"I didn't do it."

dream job

Dammit, Touhou still exists

@@Dan-gs3kg Every day I'm reminded of Reimu fans existing makes me wish to be isekai'd straight to hell. But then it's remedied by the fact that there are some guro touhou fans out there. Balanced, as all things should be.

@@Dan-gs3kg that gif has destroyed hundreds of thousands of lives

@@moltementi279 Touhou armpits gif? Where!? I need it for scientific research!

I was half-expecting him to end the video with that. Alas, not this time.

@@Gonglor Keep your fingers crossed, you never know what might be in the works.

I've already commissioned it😉

Bah, Everyone loves Fish Mommy, we need some Vodyani girl art

@@rejvaik00 You'd better deliver for us!