Ep. 134 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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On this episode of “2 Bears, 1 Cave,” Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss hatmaking, Bert’s experience hanging with Christy Mack, Tom’s ad campaign he did with Jared Fogle, athletes who cheat on their spouses, Melissa Villasenor and Selena Gomez’ “chola” SNL sketch, and more. The Bears also take a test to see if they’re racist, and the results may surprise you!
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@sshuggi 2 жыл бұрын
This was like a dad listening to his child come home from daycare and tell him everything he did that day.
@nazarsoroka23 2 жыл бұрын
“that was exhausting.” 😂
@die4race 2 жыл бұрын
Listening to him struggling to express his feelings like a child is indeed exhausting , " And and and... like like...so so...so cool you know ...it was really really fun "
@danielhelms8754 2 жыл бұрын
Bro this is so accurate 😂🤣
@ladyloud8796 2 жыл бұрын
Bahahahahahahahaha this comment got me good 😂🤣😂
@Cyxz666 2 жыл бұрын
I said this before about 2 years ago on a 2b1c. Bert is like 5 children stuck in one body trying to use one mouth to talk
@chriskeyneighbors 2 жыл бұрын
Bert's sudden awareness of his party snitching, immediately followed by continuing to party snitch is what I'm here for.
@mikelfc12 2 жыл бұрын
Amen
@HEAT3WADEan 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like Bert has these “wake up call” moments like twice a month.
@Christopher-md7tf 2 жыл бұрын
One of the many benefits of having wet brain
@rOhmz 2 жыл бұрын
Has anyone ever noticed how Tom is slowly treating Brent more and more like an R-worded cousin with each episode?
@dakotalenzi7630 2 жыл бұрын
He’s the cousin Tim never asked for and is forced to deal with because you have to be nice to people with special needs……
@kat-rau. 2 жыл бұрын
I love their dynamic lately. Bert does/says some crazy shit, Tom says, "that was some fucking crazy shit you just said". Then Tom does his open mouth dad laugh.
@penniewyatt9391 2 жыл бұрын
Tom turning into Top Dog more and more each week.
@carynmartin6053 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah and I don't think it's funny anymore bc I think he means it
@petertheoneandonly9752 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@stonage81 2 жыл бұрын
I love that a couple episodes ago they talked about making Bort more fashionable and he shows up today looking like this
@Austinadcock 2 жыл бұрын
They obviously hired a stylist. This look will be everywhere this summer.
@shoonger001 2 жыл бұрын
@@Austinadcock where have you been? This has been around. Just missing the cut jeans with boots...
@natephant 2 жыл бұрын
Shows up like he just got done looking for curious George
@jenniferdennis6465 2 жыл бұрын
@@Austinadcock 😆
@rp1780 2 жыл бұрын
@@natephant that cracked me up hahahaha
@macaroniissteroids9402 2 жыл бұрын
That jersey really brings out the alcoholic in Bert's face
@thecapricorn11 2 жыл бұрын
the hat makes him look like the obnoxious drunk tourist that won't stop talking to you. not a good look Bart
@melissak0813 2 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t put it into words-this is it!
@hlinville6034 2 жыл бұрын
@@thecapricorn11 he looks like an over weight stunt double for Chevy Chase in Fletch.
@JeffReams 2 жыл бұрын
@@thecapricorn11 that’s kind of Berts thing though
@thecapricorn11 2 жыл бұрын
@@JeffReams 😆
@maliciousmalicke 2 жыл бұрын
Someone PLEASE compile everytime Bart says he's gonna be "jacked" or "lose weight". It's gotta be somewhere around 75 hours worth of clips! 🤣
@user-wg6hm3wo9p 2 жыл бұрын
And then make a video of Bert working out while that video plays
@maliciousmalicke 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-wg6hm3wo9p there's ALOT of things counteracting each other in his life lol
@xXNekroxSinXx 2 жыл бұрын
then he just gets fatter and flappier. nowhere near jacked.
@gambitxe 2 жыл бұрын
Fuckin 4 sets of 5 bro. Gonna be jacked in no time
@Joshua.Graham 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe he’s almost 50
@chrisbgolfpro 2 жыл бұрын
I'm just glad that Bert is finally coming out of his shell and we can learn more about him.
@mitchellredhead2858 2 жыл бұрын
ahahah wottt
@_benholmes_ 2 жыл бұрын
Bert on JRE: "I never drink in the morning." Bert on 2 bears: "I had shot of tequila yesterday at 9 AM" 🤣🤣🤣
@bigflyed1 2 жыл бұрын
Legit can’t trust a single thing he says, especially when it comes to his drinking habits
@brinareal6501 2 жыл бұрын
Joe definitely decided not to challenge him on it. We all know the truth.
@dalelane1948 2 жыл бұрын
Duh, a shot of tequila isn't really drinking
@benbrown5495 2 жыл бұрын
The issue here is burnt’s definition of “drinking” and yours. Us normal humans consider drinking to be anytime we consume alcohol. Brett on the other hand, if he hasn’t had 3 double Tito’s and sodas and opening up a bottle of wine then he isn’t “drinking”
@marcperdue6575 2 жыл бұрын
I thought the same damn thing! He doesn't want to get scolded my Joe so he lies. Hilarious! His drinking habit and heal though is not hilarious. Its scary and sad....😞
@jeffcalton4092 2 жыл бұрын
I used to laugh with joy at this show. It's now a more nervous laughter for Bert. Damn dude
@MrChalac 2 жыл бұрын
Tom's subtle roasts that go right over Berts head kill me everytime hahaha. "You have the coolest stories"
@tobynoll999 2 жыл бұрын
I'm 280lbs, but I have just about the same measurements as Bart. I really have to reevaluate my health since I'm so similar to Brentt as far as health goes. I go to doctors and get the same response he does where they have no idea how my blood work is perfect. If I needed motivation to get healthier, it's this episode.
@evanprotsman9623 2 жыл бұрын
Bret: Trying to explain in a span of five hours about what type of hat he wants Tom: ”Foooo that was exhausting” 🤣🤣🤣
@jackburrows9861 2 жыл бұрын
Bert's facial swelling is directly correlated with his hat size. He thinks, if he puts on a big enough hat, it will dwarf the size of his face.
@zachleprieur2871 2 жыл бұрын
See that's funny and clever. Compared to most comments here.
@whatwhat9599 2 жыл бұрын
Kinda sad actually
@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 2 жыл бұрын
He's willing to do ANYTHING except actually improve his health. It's astounding, sort of impressive even.
@maliciousmalicke 2 жыл бұрын
It's brine... He's collecting salt water lol
@eljay2008 2 жыл бұрын
His face has finally taken it’s final form. Swollen and red from the Booze. Next his nose is gonna start growing.
@FDietzNutz 2 жыл бұрын
No way Brent goes from consistently throwing up in his throat to being jacked in one month
@comfort_hash3334 2 жыл бұрын
Micky Mantle gene
@zachariahsmith508 2 жыл бұрын
Bert saying he likes Tom for his eye thing he does when he’s annoyed because only he sees it. Meanwhile Tom does it every episode to the camera about Bert 😂
@goldenboypierre3284 2 жыл бұрын
Bert's next tour should be named "I'm throwing up everywhere"
@zigwil153 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, double entendre.
@tigerlily9981 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@JoshAndMurph 2 жыл бұрын
Tim: I’m Coming Everywhere. Bart: I’m Drinking Everyday.
@PolarBlairGaming 2 жыл бұрын
So today I learned Bert almost suffocates himself in his sleep on a regular basis. Great episode.
@specialjeffy333 2 жыл бұрын
Bert’s list of eating and drinking habits is starting to sound more and more like Rogan reading Hunter S. Thomson’s journal
@cliffcoats3543 2 жыл бұрын
Bert is living up to an old Texas saying: All Hat, No Cattle
@captnbeebopaloobop 2 жыл бұрын
Uh, hundred percent!
@the_Dogpacker 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliant
@Shrapnel92 2 жыл бұрын
Burnt sounds UH-HUNDRED percent like a coke head in this episode.
@MonsterATX 2 жыл бұрын
He also UH-Hundred percent can’t ever shut the hell up enough to let Tom complete a sentence.
@bmp3073 2 жыл бұрын
I was wondering if he did some rails before they hit record
@mikealaniz7236 2 жыл бұрын
He’s always like this. But what a shocker a celebrity doing coke.
@enthuziast 2 жыл бұрын
@@bmp3073 🎯- when he slaps the table twice
@Christopher-md7tf 2 жыл бұрын
You can see literally zero muscle when Bert is "flexing" 😂🤣
@dustinharvey5393 2 жыл бұрын
Bert: "nobody knows how to tell a story" Also Bert: *takes 10 minutes to tell a 2 minute story*
@nickoftime3170 2 жыл бұрын
And one minute of that two minutes is also completely useless.
@Stonewalljax12 2 жыл бұрын
@@nickoftime3170 you know for watching these constantly and complaining like a whining cunt, you’d think you’d watch sumn else
@coffeeabuse 2 жыл бұрын
The bigger the hat, the closer Bret is to meeting his maker.
@TheFreedomofLiving 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@zigwil153 2 жыл бұрын
He’s a child.
@coltonbittner 2 жыл бұрын
@@zigwil153 we know this
@jacobfield9498 2 жыл бұрын
@@zigwil153 damn, so you’re saying a child is making more money than almost everyone in this comment section? We should be mad at ourselves at that point 😂💀
@LuckyLuch1 2 жыл бұрын
@@jacobfield9498 many children are, have you heard of those toy review channels? Those little shits are making millions lol.
@JacSchmeck 2 жыл бұрын
Little does Bert know… Tom shoots Bert those irritated eyes every episode.
@jewby795 2 жыл бұрын
Very bizarre that Bert thinks no one else has noticed Tom does that. Thats the source of like 90% of nadav’s laughs on this show
@dakotalenzi7630 2 жыл бұрын
Literally does it egregiously at 1:21:05
@carynmartin6053 2 жыл бұрын
I don't think it makes Tom look as cool he thinks it does
@maciaz6401 2 жыл бұрын
@@carynmartin6053 I dont think thats the goal
@Piggyn 2 жыл бұрын
Tom probably feels like a 15-year-old that was forced to sit at the little kids' table at Thanksgiving.
@duckhoward 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Brett is always just on the cusp of getting really buff... keep living your truth Brent!
@areixable 2 жыл бұрын
I wish I had Berts confidence and Toms honesty.
@ChrissiPuk 2 жыл бұрын
Same!
@niteshade8546 2 жыл бұрын
Burp looks like a bearded dodge ball in a Mountie hat.
@b.newsome8696 2 жыл бұрын
You made my life with this one
@neighborbruce 2 жыл бұрын
In case he hasn't mentioned it before, Bert DOES NOT CHEAT ON HIS WIFE!!
@dailyaveragehaloclips1474 2 жыл бұрын
He’s telling the truth…… that’s why he has to say it so much! Duhhh 😂🤣
@newsrapper 2 жыл бұрын
Narrator : but he does
@bigflyed1 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but he wants to. Never seen a more unhappy person lie to everyone and say everything’s great. Wonder why he drinks every hour of the day and lies to people about everything
@JerrybearTV 2 жыл бұрын
@@bigflyed1 damn bro 😂😂😂
@fuoser 2 жыл бұрын
even if he could he wouldnt, but the 3rd degree burn victim redness certainly helps.
@kevlanb8779 2 жыл бұрын
We need an episode where all of Bert’s bus mates speak the truth to all Barts lies.
@cayvinuniverse 2 жыл бұрын
Bert: Epic rant about Hats Tom: “That was exhausting” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ItsJoKeZ 2 жыл бұрын
gaslighting bert making him believe he looks fit at all 😂 man was flexing glad bags of butter
@jayknight139 2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO glad bags
@LimorG 2 жыл бұрын
In fairness,his arms aren't nearly as fat as his gigantic gut and balloon face
@babyhands9287 2 жыл бұрын
A very Joey Diaz-like figure
@zb2584 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Cloudroth 2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@D_Trade 2 жыл бұрын
Bert is exactly like my dogs when I come home after being gone for a few days
@the_Dogpacker 2 жыл бұрын
Dead?
@yusufalhajj9814 2 жыл бұрын
Bert “I like Tom for the things no one sees.” Tom immediately looks into camera doing the exact thing Bert thinks only he sees.
@meghankeller4871 2 жыл бұрын
I love that only Bert gets to enjoy Tom shooting eyes when Tom hears something dumb/outrageous… Don’t tell Bert 😂
@sissyofFreemont 2 жыл бұрын
It's like he's physically turning into Santa.
@rigney777 2 жыл бұрын
Like Tim Allen half way through the movie
@dakotalenzi7630 2 жыл бұрын
Santa isn’t as fat nor as racist as Brent…..
@kathleenp3135 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Js-hu5cm 2 ай бұрын
😂
@Gav229 2 жыл бұрын
Bert the B.L.O.A.T.
@robdubent 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@ryano9902 2 жыл бұрын
Biggest Lush of All Time
@juulmex7184 2 жыл бұрын
i know this is what every episode is like but holy hell does Bert know how to bulldoze a conversation
@ArcKless710 2 жыл бұрын
" that was exhausting" -Tim Basically sums up the whole episode
@Raaandy 2 жыл бұрын
Blart: talks about how terrible he's been living for months and months. Blart 3 minutes later: talks about how he's on a "health kick."
@dntgvafuk89 2 жыл бұрын
Nadav will definitely win their weight loss competition in November 😆😆😆
@Raaandy 2 жыл бұрын
@@dntgvafuk89 Haha it was never going to be close.
@grahamwalden2867 2 жыл бұрын
I had to look to see if I'd already seen this one
@grahamwalden2867 2 жыл бұрын
@@dntgvafuk89 I don't think bert is even participating anymore.
@harshman121092 2 жыл бұрын
Also Blart: “I was vegan for about 45 minutes.”
@thegentlemandrummer8753 2 жыл бұрын
I saw Bert last week in San Antonio when he just got that hat. We couldn’t see his face the whole show 😂 Looks like someone told him after the show to stop wearing it
@lilswanzo4612 2 жыл бұрын
Tom’s constant looks to the panel like “was that… a sentence?” 😂
@Jdowling357 2 жыл бұрын
Barnts breath control is amazing, due to the nonstop word diarrhea. He's just so excited about everything. COOOOOOL
@TomfuckeryAfoot 2 жыл бұрын
Barnts is a fun new one I haven’t seen
@Battlefox64_RL 2 жыл бұрын
Brunch should try scuba diving. He probably float but just strap some weights to him.
@enthuziast 2 жыл бұрын
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
@mikeylikey710 2 жыл бұрын
He’s even redder, koolaid man is evolving
@coffeeabuse 2 жыл бұрын
That's so much sugar!
@mikeylikey710 2 жыл бұрын
@@coffeeabuse be one with diabetes…woosah
@ToughLuckHaze 2 жыл бұрын
“Even redder”
@mikeylikey710 2 жыл бұрын
@@ToughLuckHaze drink up
@SuperChachor 2 жыл бұрын
Bert missed Tom so much he wanted to tell him everything in this episode. 💙
@scratonicity 2 жыл бұрын
Bert is the definition of self indulgence in every possible way.
@drock1577 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus I’d love to hear the end to one of Toms stories before Bert derails it.
@bwbh117 2 жыл бұрын
Same...probably what Tom's other podcasts are for.
@cafferacer 2 жыл бұрын
My theory is Tom is so fukin smart he doesn't want anything he does on pods. He saves it for his standup. Bert is the perfect hobo to never give up anything funny or related to your comedian career. Slight of hand dude
@enthuziast 2 жыл бұрын
Too much noise candy
@bmoulton8844 2 жыл бұрын
Monday morning with both of my personalities, Tim and Bart.
@fernandocarvallo9135 2 жыл бұрын
Dr. Tim and Mr. Bart
@tnntlmmn277 2 жыл бұрын
that's too bad
@Tha1leeG 2 жыл бұрын
Is it me or is Bret getting worse?? Orrrr is it Timothy no longer reigning him in? Don’t get me wrong I still faaaaackin laaaaaaav it!! Keep on living it up Brent, I give you 6months bfr the inevitable (I jest, take care)! Peace ✌🏻 out
@ToughLuckHaze 2 жыл бұрын
your personalities huh?
@ogmickeydiamond 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tha1leeG Tommy’s getting soft in his old age
@aaronspencer9415 2 жыл бұрын
This show is becoming an ethical experiment. How much enjoyment can be derived from watching two very funny friends have hilarious conversations as one of them slowly kills himself? Mondays on KZfaq! Try it out!
@borkchopp6329 2 жыл бұрын
I would be genuinely interested to see a word count for each of them per episode.
@tb4544 2 жыл бұрын
We need an OCD or autistic 2B1C fan to step up to the plate and do this for us. It's a great idea.
@goosehadley4434 2 жыл бұрын
Bert’s the most LA. Texan I’ve ever seen!
@Murphthemick 2 жыл бұрын
Kristine is so much worse than bort
@skeetinyoureye6484 2 жыл бұрын
They are in Austin after all that kinda is the la of tx lol they don't even use plastic bags over there only paper like wtf
@jeremyk_541 2 жыл бұрын
It's Portland's sister city, lmao. It's way weirder than LA
@jaytxa2791 2 жыл бұрын
@@jeremyk_541 weirder than LA when’s the last time you were there what a 💩🕳
@zigwil153 2 жыл бұрын
ADHD in full effect. Comes across like his heart is going to explode out of his chest as in Alien movies.
@PM-yl6yy 2 жыл бұрын
I love them together, their dynamic is unmatched
@ItsJoKeZ 2 жыл бұрын
is there some deal Timmy signed with the devil where the better he gets/looks the worse Barf gets?
@JakeRaymond7 2 жыл бұрын
Tom Tom over here sucking Berk's soul out.
@dntgvafuk89 2 жыл бұрын
Spot on 😆
@grahamwalden2867 2 жыл бұрын
this is a theory that needs to be explored 😮
@zigwil153 2 жыл бұрын
Bret is the painting. Trey is the person.
@MichaelWutsch 2 жыл бұрын
Together they will always weigh 500lbs combined, the weight is transferring from tim to brant
@Ryan82288 2 жыл бұрын
Bert needs another sober October
@Nick22257 2 жыл бұрын
So thankful i got to see Tom for the first time live last night in grand rapids! Thanks for coming up here
@hectorponce4234 2 жыл бұрын
“That was exhausting” 😂😂😂 Tom is a blessing
@ntutino1980 2 жыл бұрын
Somebody in the subreddit called it Brett’s Smokey the Bear 🐻 hat and just realized how accurate that is
@bongcrusha420 2 жыл бұрын
while berts story is fucking hilarious, i hope he gets his shit together soon dudes burning the candle at both ends with a fucking blow torch lmfao
@flux6829 2 жыл бұрын
You’re telling me Brent’s face being fire hydrant red ISN’T a sign of good health?
@LimorG 2 жыл бұрын
There'll be nothing left of him but a pile of vomit and a big dumb hat.
@eljay2008 2 жыл бұрын
I am legitimately concerned. There’s needs to be an intervention.
@grahamwalden2867 2 жыл бұрын
I love drunkfatbert and he blocked me on IG for legitimate concern. people are mean to him online but there are those of us who really worry about him because while he has several glaring personality disorders he isn't hurting anyone but himself and we want him to stick around.
@MichaelWutsch 2 жыл бұрын
@@grahamwalden2867 I don't really care
@straightupkuaaina2922 2 жыл бұрын
Tom you’re facial expressions makes me crack up laughing every time Bert has an idea or crazy antics. 😂🤙🏾🌺
@absoluteMJ 2 жыл бұрын
Best part of Bert’s Summer look is the cocaine habit
@robdubent 2 жыл бұрын
I had a dream the other day that I met Bruce. In the dream he talked so much and was so exhausting it actually woke me up.
@bluetextbooks 2 жыл бұрын
I'll pass on mtg him IRL. Unless we are at a bar.
@dustinshaffer384 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you guys for this Pod! I needed this today. I just lost my father and needed some levity in my life to help me get through this tough time. You guys are the best!
@Dribbles182 2 жыл бұрын
I'll be seeing you in March!!! Can't wait.
@ManateeMentality 2 жыл бұрын
“I love jackets.” -Tom Segura
@interovic 2 жыл бұрын
During the pandemic, my acid reflux was terrible. Late night snacking with the mommies took its toll and I was vomiting acid sometimes too. I love 2B1C because I thought that was terrible and was a low point, until I listened to Bart telling us about his sleep vomit. Thanks Krishna!
@toxikmusic_ 2 жыл бұрын
100 per-cent
@whatwhat9599 2 жыл бұрын
Uh hundred percent
@eljay2008 2 жыл бұрын
If your health resembles Bert’s in any way, it is in fact terrible and a low point.
@taylorrussell215 2 жыл бұрын
@@eljay2008 but he’s jacked man, he’s been lifting weights, you see his arms?
@eljay2008 2 жыл бұрын
@@taylorrussell215 just saw them now sorry, I was distracted by his tomato face 🍅
@jonathanknelsen8195 2 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch this show and drink a beer, I start to understand Bruce more and more.
@calebking707 2 жыл бұрын
The amount of delusion from Bert when he flexes and thinks his arms or traps look good is so fucking funny 🤣
@goosehadley4434 2 жыл бұрын
Praise the Lord! Bert’s not racist anymore! ✊
@shoonger001 2 жыл бұрын
✊
@roseonmyarm8056 2 жыл бұрын
But he’s still bangs dogs
@jemiiam 2 жыл бұрын
Bert still talks about Christy Mack like he just found out about her and hasn't talked about her every episode for the past few years
@dakotalenzi7630 2 жыл бұрын
Someone should tell him there’s other people that do porn that look even better than her…Guy is an adult child, just lost in his own head…..
@MichaelWutsch 2 жыл бұрын
Like, I'm aware she is his favorite and I don't like either of them
@allisonlucas7501 2 жыл бұрын
Bert has the personality of a dog. 😂❤️ so excited and he just keeps going hahaha
@comfort_hash3334 2 жыл бұрын
Great episode. I love what Bert says about why he loves Tom.
@jamesgreen8280 2 жыл бұрын
Bert: Like when someone does something outside the social norm, the way you look at them. I’m the only one that gets to see that. Really Bert, everyone watching the podcast gets to see that look multiple times an episode when Toms listening to you.
@daviddobarganes9115 2 жыл бұрын
New Bert drinking game: take a shot every time Bert mentions "Inside Baseball"
@LimorG 2 жыл бұрын
Another one every time he interrupts HIMSELF.
@MyhorseInthegravy 2 жыл бұрын
Bert is the child that Tom talks about in his stand-up “kids are the worst storytellers”, hilarious. Can’t put two words together. Love these two. 👍🏽❤️
@elagace03 2 жыл бұрын
Bert’s been hanging out with Brendan, and been taking his addies
@TweetWolph 2 жыл бұрын
You give Bert a banana he’ll talk about it for days
@arthurrfagundes16 2 жыл бұрын
The best banana i ever had screeeeeench
@ICUP570 2 жыл бұрын
And he'd eat it in some fucked up way
@seNor916x4 2 жыл бұрын
If Bert was poor he’d be the common everyday inner city homeless schizophrenic panhandling for booze 🥃
@rogermayes3745 2 жыл бұрын
If it weren't for the machine story he literally would be one of those dudes right now
@MichaelWutsch 2 жыл бұрын
If he was poor he'd already have been dead for 15 years
@bluetextbooks 2 жыл бұрын
2000%. Thank God his parents are upper-middle class.
@hankr.h.1032 2 жыл бұрын
He'd be the guy that the Cart Narcs© just interviewed tbhf
@cafferacer 2 жыл бұрын
Dammit, I think I'm smart lol.. nawww.. 35079 have the same idea in, like 2 seconds.. Bert is a high level hobo tho.
@rabblerabble18 2 жыл бұрын
I like how Bert assumed he took the one and only official “are you racist?” test
@teaguehigginsfrost5254 2 жыл бұрын
Best part of my week, every week
@bmfrandomness1565 2 жыл бұрын
Just saw Tommy Friday, on my birthday. If you haven't seen him on this new tour, DO IT!
@perkyfawkes 2 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday! 🎂 I saw him on Thursday for mine. 😁
@bmfrandomness1565 2 жыл бұрын
@@perkyfawkes happy birthday!! Nice of him to perform for us on our days! Haha
@timstradley5819 2 жыл бұрын
You bet I’m coming up in June to see him
@dieselg33k 2 жыл бұрын
If he comes to western Canada....
@joshbrickley160 2 жыл бұрын
Bert’s feathering it brother
@sep5908 2 жыл бұрын
This one really feels like Tom is waiting to start the show, only to realize it’s the end of the show
@dylanyates3456 2 жыл бұрын
So excited for the Australian tour. Tickets secured today, hopefully more spanish lessons like the ones at the start of this episode
@MarlowWhere 2 жыл бұрын
I dont know why I thought Bert actually may have a real weight lifting plan...literally only does chest and arms, classic.
@eljay2008 2 жыл бұрын
We’re talking about the guy that gets drunk while walking on a treadmill and calls it “working out”, sorry I forgot the post sauna and polar plunge.
@justinrasp5793 2 жыл бұрын
And your chillin in a youtube comment section. How did I guess
@Christopher-md7tf 2 жыл бұрын
Also, he thinks he's going to get smaller from doing that and continuing to eat and drink like crazy lol
@drsavage3262 2 жыл бұрын
Btw... This is Bert on a fuckin Red Bull, imagine him on coke bahaha 🤣😂💯
@traviswilliamswhisky_nerd 2 жыл бұрын
Good lord...did Bert pull a couple rails the last 5 minutes?! That was fantastic!
@Cyxz666 2 жыл бұрын
Tom and Nadav talking to Bert flexing like you do to a 4 year old "oh WOW so ripped"
@probablynot879 2 жыл бұрын
while watching his muscleless balls of full white cream he calls biceps. I am morbidly obese.
@gillesa630 2 жыл бұрын
Bert talks hats for 6 minutes straight...and Tom makes me laugh 2 times with 2 sentences.
@jamesmcalister3680 2 жыл бұрын
Have to say there at the end when burnt said 13 or so words ,trying to make a sentence . was priceless seeing Tims face 3 words in!!
@jrivera6756 2 жыл бұрын
The fact Bert and Tom reach out to their audience and basically provide work for some fans is some true leader shit 👏
@ben6720 2 жыл бұрын
Berts final form is him wearing the pinwheel hat and a o.j Jersey.
@LimorG 2 жыл бұрын
I'm actually here for it 😂
@tigerlily9981 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🥂
@enthuziast 2 жыл бұрын
Omg you won #1 comment gosh darnit low key 🔑 FIREEE
@ryanhatch7623 2 жыл бұрын
So clutch that y'all drop an hour earlier.
@hamilcross 2 жыл бұрын
having just finished my edc weekend, i’m cracking tf up at bert and tom attempting to explain what constitutes a good DJ/set lmao
@joshuabernatovitch8939 2 жыл бұрын
YOOOO Can’t wait to see Segura in NZ!!!
@1lucia 2 жыл бұрын
I love how bert swallows all syllables except for the first and last one in the sentence lol
@jamesmcalister3680 2 жыл бұрын
Hot sauce is the best!! 😎
@christopher2808 2 жыл бұрын
I'm alone all day driving on my birthday. I'm happy I got to listen to you guys today.
@PM-yl6yy 2 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday 🎂
@kaylabeegles6211 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing Bert this bad is legitimately depressing. He’s so delusional with how he things he looks and how healthy he actually is.
@zigwil153 2 жыл бұрын
Bret is proof-positive that narcissistic ignorance is bliss. I’ve been cursed with self-awareness. I’m not being sarcastic.
@prod.bynil-oh7440 2 жыл бұрын
If U rich If U poor narcissistic ignorance might Not be for u
@personatthebay 2 жыл бұрын
@@prod.bynil-oh7440 U need to not use pointless capitals in your sentances
@ShadySKWASHA 2 жыл бұрын
You should try opiates, they help out
@prod.bynil-oh7440 2 жыл бұрын
@@personatthebay it s autocorrection my Phone dosnt like english
@crackerbarreIkid55 2 жыл бұрын
Amen brother. I am the same and can’t imagine living like Bret
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