Ep. 132 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
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We have a special guest bear joining Bert Kreischer today... it's Mark Normand! They talk about iconic standup comedy sets from black comedians, prescription pills, and Bert getting hurt on his Travel Channel show. They trade stories about first experiences with drugs, alcohol and sex. They discuss their sex lives, cultures from all over the world, a bartender Bert was attracted to the night before, and being diverse on accident.
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@isaac13242 2 жыл бұрын
Finally, Bert gets to talk.
@jacobwalling8073 2 жыл бұрын
For real
@emeraldmyzh 2 жыл бұрын
Cuz usually Brad hardly ever gets to talk. That other guy, Ted always dominates the convo
@robhart6565 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@SuperBrentendo89 2 жыл бұрын
Been wondering what his voice sounds like
@dandunlap8638 2 жыл бұрын
Right 😂
@robby682 2 жыл бұрын
Mark’s ability to hit the perfect one liner mid convo is impressive
@dapperfob6194 2 жыл бұрын
@Anthony Galloni schaub?
@Tacit_Tern 2 жыл бұрын
@@dapperfob6194 Brenda Schaub is a female MMA fighter, singer/songwriter, and fledgling comedienne.
@mrs.h2725 2 жыл бұрын
@Anthony Galloni What's your fav Schaub joke?
@dapperfob6194 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tacit_Tern that's why i dont understant why is she funny
@Tacit_Tern 2 жыл бұрын
@@dapperfob6194 You know how it is when people just laugh at a hot chick.
@just_a_turkey 2 жыл бұрын
Mark's ability to slip jokes into conversation like what he's saying is normal is *legendary*
@dustinharvey5393 2 жыл бұрын
Bert in a matter of about 10 seconds: "I need a cocktail. I've been so healthy lately. What really helps is starting your day with a Xanax."
@remy_james 2 жыл бұрын
"I was- we partied late last night." literally 7 seconds later... "I've been being so healthy lately!"
@cloudywithachanceofbarbecu3178 2 жыл бұрын
“If I take a Xanax, I won’t drink.” - Liar
@torontotonto6189 2 жыл бұрын
only good thing about xanax is that it will rape burts butthole so badly he cant soon drink cos its eating up his brain, liver and life
@connorwallace5274 2 жыл бұрын
this is such a ridiculous sentence i thought it was a complete lie, but with bert being bert i should've known better
@beercavetech 2 жыл бұрын
Brent thinking he doesn’t have a gimmick is pretty fucking funny
@jemiiam 2 жыл бұрын
I seen him live April 7th and he literally talked about his gimmick being the college frat partier all throughout his life and even now when he's not in college it still his thing
@willvr4 2 жыл бұрын
@@jemiiam His gimmick is being shirtless.
@binks7831 2 жыл бұрын
If it's who he really is, is it really a gimmick?
@ole_limberlegs 2 жыл бұрын
@@binks7831 yes
@Daniel-zt2nb 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but he really lives his gimmick
@sandiasurfers3174 2 жыл бұрын
So pumped to watch Mark listen to Bert’s travel channel stories today
@ticaljarvis 2 жыл бұрын
Perfect comment
@tindlevibes4680 2 жыл бұрын
😄🤣😁
@atiomaste1 2 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t actually have stories, he just has bits. That’s why every single time he tells one, it’s the exact same cadence and tone
@staynielherbayn657 2 жыл бұрын
@@atiomaste1 no
@mixwell12333 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve never heard any of these stories before. I’m happy he got sushi at the Chinese restaurant???
@brian21282 2 жыл бұрын
Three minutes in, Bert has already claimed credit for Mark Normand... the person.
@OBS-ip2hy 2 жыл бұрын
That was incredible, even for Bert standards. Mark handled it like an absolute champ
@jacobburgo 2 жыл бұрын
Made me turn it off last week lol here I am 1 week later skipping the first 30 minutes to hopefully avoid all that.
@brettgrayfilms 2 жыл бұрын
No he wasn't lol. Context is key. He was talking about introducing Mark Normand's standup to his wife.
@feezible 2 жыл бұрын
pahhhhh
@feezible 2 жыл бұрын
@@brettgrayfilms You had to ruin it?...
@The_Real_Professor_Oak 2 жыл бұрын
Brent: "im gonna tell this one last story and let Mark talk" 1 hour later: Burnt is still telling stories we've already heard.
@cockyromano1606 2 жыл бұрын
@Julie B thanks for letting us know julie
@YizzERR 2 жыл бұрын
@Julie B Good morning Julie, it’s me, Joe. Just wanted to say hi, wish you a great day. Tell you that meeting you yesterday, and getting a look at you, was probably one of the greatest moments of my life!
@uselessinformation1702 2 жыл бұрын
Bert is like Isis the way he hijacks a podcast
@billhossler4914 2 жыл бұрын
Mark: “I’m nervous about doing Pittsburgh” Also Mark 10 seconds later: “15 & 17? Anyone else hard?” ☠️
@gsxrman599 2 жыл бұрын
COMEDY
@deadmau5kid 2 жыл бұрын
XD
@sethmichael1735 2 жыл бұрын
My dad's gay
@billhossler4914 2 жыл бұрын
@@sethmichael1735 so is your mom how did you happen
@jeffrhodes8103 2 жыл бұрын
Gay dads ftw
@kanifalam7835 2 жыл бұрын
Another entry in the book of Blurt-"I'm living healthy lately, you know what helps, a Xanax in the morning"
@dandunlap8638 2 жыл бұрын
Or a surprise Xanax in place of my BP meds 😂
@jazzyisaninja 2 жыл бұрын
But also “don’t do Xanax it melts your brain” 🤣
@millardfilmore1403 2 жыл бұрын
the fact that he doesnt realize how fucking terrible xanax is just bc he has got it prescribed is hilarious. i know more addicts who are bartards than anything else. not to mention it's the only withdrawal from which you can die other than alcohol ... guess bert has hit the mark on both ...
@captainfantastic7643 2 жыл бұрын
My heart doctor told me don't take them and I'm real anal about my heart medication so I randomly dose myself weekly.
@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 2 жыл бұрын
He was healthy while he was sleeping last night
@migzydrift 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the guy who is known for taking his shirt off on stage, is throwing shade at comedians with a gimmick
@user-gu3ie 2 жыл бұрын
Yet him taking his shirt of isn't a gimmick... it's just his lifestyle
@curtisboyce3849 2 жыл бұрын
look up the definition of gimmick kiddo
@migzydrift 2 жыл бұрын
@@curtisboyce3849 gim·mick /ˈɡimik/ Learn to pronounce noun 1. a trick or device intended to attract attention, publicity, or business. "it is not so much a program to improve services as a gimmick to gain votes"
@SugarShaneee_ 2 жыл бұрын
Bert: I want the one that says Xanax. I have the knockoff, alorazopams… Mark: I dated her. A black chick.
@michaelmcgrath7042 2 жыл бұрын
"I didn't realize how much Chaos i was operating in," Bert (as hes drinking vokda seltzer at 9:15am) Crisner
@owenjohnson7447 2 жыл бұрын
Bert’s vodka soda had such a heavy pour for the first drink of the day regardless of morning which makes it even crazier
@thecapricorn11 2 жыл бұрын
he probably took a xanax too
@taylorfarry5286 2 жыл бұрын
and maybe with a chip of a xanax, or a whole one!
@Nld1202 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah right
@kaptaink1897 2 жыл бұрын
Mark Normand should do voice acting.
@MrJessenava 2 жыл бұрын
He and John mulaney could do the same movie, whatever it’d be
@jackjenkins5160 2 жыл бұрын
Sam Tallent said his read was so bad, it was the only comic they couldn’t use for his book.
@usmc72409 2 жыл бұрын
That’s a great recommendation. I totally agree.
@clevermissfox 2 жыл бұрын
Agree
@Tacit_Tern 2 жыл бұрын
Mark could be the Irish-Cajun version of Moana.
@chobblegobbler2536 2 жыл бұрын
I love that Bart beats addictions by switching substances
@Dog_in_tree 5 ай бұрын
That's what I do 😂 I'll probably be an addict forever, but at least I'm functional.
@yourgameisstupid 2 жыл бұрын
I like how Bert always assumes his own extraordinary ignorance generalizes to all white people.
@HisHowliness 2 жыл бұрын
Being 27, and thinking all asians speak the same language is both hilarious, and profoundly disturbing.
@malkinmalone 2 жыл бұрын
There was an episode like a year ago where he said something like “remember when no one knew there was different types of asians, people just thought they were all chinese.”
@philleotardoski Жыл бұрын
White people be generalising
@tinyturnip7676 10 ай бұрын
people being convinced by his machine story probably didn’t help his ignorance pertaining to other languages and cultures.
@stretchingstyle 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Bert talks with Mark about comedy and talks about himself to Tom.
@mhabyur 2 жыл бұрын
Good friend vs best friend
@Me-Dwight 2 жыл бұрын
Real comic vs washed up basketball player
@mrs.h2725 2 жыл бұрын
Well also mostly about himself. His bit about how amazing Leeann is at bj's was actually super romantic. We should all be so lucky to have a spouse still lusting for us after decades together.
@NFstruck3n 2 жыл бұрын
@@Me-Dwight jesus fuck dude you killed tom
@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 2 жыл бұрын
@@mrs.h2725 what's his positive story vs "leanne is such a cunt" ratio?
@krendo5793 2 жыл бұрын
'I don't feel pain pills, they don't affect me' minutes later.. 'I had a serious addiction to pain pills'
@venumus 2 жыл бұрын
that wasnt even minutes, it was litterally seconds lol.
@Christopher-md7tf 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's what happens with addictions, you develop a massive tolerance
@user-gu3ie 2 жыл бұрын
You don't understand addiction I guess
@That_Guy_Butler 2 жыл бұрын
@@Christopher-md7tf agreed, when they were talking about Xanax, when i was addicted i would take 2 or 3 of those 2 mg green bars daily, they were talking like it ruined three days if they took one, but like you said that tolerance.
@BrandonBrown-wl3xy 2 жыл бұрын
Bert doesn't understand tolerance lol Pain pills used to get me blasted but now I can eat literally 15 Percocet and not feel a thing... That's what years of IV heroin/fetanyl use does tho.
@quintonpeterson7317 2 жыл бұрын
Dude you have one of the funniest people on the planet on your pod. Let him talk 😂
@jared2lit 2 жыл бұрын
forreal its crazy how he acknowledges it but is still soo bad ab it
@Protectobot 2 жыл бұрын
😂 Mark JUST said on his pod w/ Sam that he hates it when comedians say ‘let’s unpack that!’ ALL the time 😝
@peterbohlen6575 2 жыл бұрын
Mark’s “Slippery slope” comment going unnoticed makes it that much funnier.
@anthonysavasta1742 2 жыл бұрын
Came here to make sure someone else noticed
@savagebav 2 жыл бұрын
Some of us just keep em higher n tighter than others!
@tedium37 2 жыл бұрын
If he hadn't made the clown face when he said it, I might have missed it.
@curtisboyce3849 2 жыл бұрын
so, doesn't you noticing then ruin the joke? what a queef
@MegaSk8skater 2 жыл бұрын
Can there be a podcast with Tom and Mark only? Cant fucking stand Bert. He talks over everyone all the time man.
@goatpepperherbaltea7895 2 жыл бұрын
You think too much
@MegaSk8skater 2 жыл бұрын
@@goatpepperherbaltea7895 Lol its a fact. Im not alone in thinking bert talks to much
@HoratioVelveteen-nl5kw 2 жыл бұрын
Then don't watch, buddy.
@Rams8148 2 жыл бұрын
Why are you watching his podcast??
@zap4264 2 жыл бұрын
@@MegaSk8skater I can no longer sit through all of anything he's part of.
@CinemASMR 2 жыл бұрын
Love how every time Bert asks Mark a question he immediately interrupts him to tell his own story lol
@ignaciocamacho5564 Жыл бұрын
You can literally see Bert not listening, just waiting to talk 😂
@tangybuttfrogfpv8772 2 жыл бұрын
Mark got me with the "anyone else hard" laughed so hard
@emeraldmyzh 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, in reference to Berks daughters 😄
@juliogarza8239 2 жыл бұрын
Normand is GOLD😂😂😂😂😂
@CoreyHart13 2 жыл бұрын
Yea thats one of his little anxiety lines. Says it all the time. That and "I'm gay" and "queef" etc lol they're always funny somehow though
@wabb1e156 2 жыл бұрын
one of his classic one liners
@rolandojohnson352 2 жыл бұрын
Lol was driving and laughing felt a maniac. When I heard that.
@loveistheanswer687 2 жыл бұрын
Finally, Tom won’t be interrupting Bert.
@rogandunham822 2 жыл бұрын
Mark: “it’s a slippery slope.” Hahahah Mark is the absolute best!
@Z-pizzle23 2 жыл бұрын
Read this just before it came on the podcast n I was dying 😭
@dubstepsquid31 2 жыл бұрын
That was the best joke I've ever seen and it went so unnoticed 🤣
@BACNandEGGS 2 жыл бұрын
Marks story about having breakfast with a single mom and her two sons is insane. I can feel the discomfort.
@emeraldmyzh 2 жыл бұрын
Berk "...and I had to piss the bed." Mark "Yeah, I been there."
@shnarfer 2 жыл бұрын
Berk
@neighborbruce 2 жыл бұрын
That killed me lol. You can tell all he's thinking is "when am I going to get a story in".
@Sergeant666 2 жыл бұрын
JUST listened to " we might be drunk" and one of Mark's peeves was when people say " unpack that" and low and behold ol Bart is saying it 🤣 doesn't seem like a coincidence to me
@thedonofthsht76-58 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I bet it's easy for Bert to get on your nerves too mark did want to say his name but he's the peeve
@skullcrackers187 2 жыл бұрын
Except this was probably recorded months ago
@Sergeant666 2 жыл бұрын
@@skullcrackers187 it would still check out then. Only way it wouldn't is if wmbd was recorded first
@BringMeCreatures 2 жыл бұрын
i guessed he was talking about bert but then didn't notice in this pod
@modelo429 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is when bert asks Mark a question, and answers his own question for Mark.
@Lunanzar 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m gonna tell the waterfall story and Marks gonna talk the rest of the podcast” -Bart Krishner
@benjaminparker2551 2 жыл бұрын
Bert: “I’ve never really had a problem with drugs.” Bert literally 3 seconds later: “My friends and I were really into eating ecstasy in college.”
@dr.doppeldecker3832 2 жыл бұрын
"Eating ecstasy" sounds like had a bowl full of them^^
@zacharylala5566 2 жыл бұрын
I've never heard anything wilder then him saying he got oxys with Valium a "muscle relaxer"
@taranfam 2 жыл бұрын
Well the man is an alcoholic… so HUGE (head) problem.
@shawnr782 2 жыл бұрын
Doing something and having a problem with something isn't the same
@mraBJJ33 2 жыл бұрын
And also says he's living healthy by popping a Xanax first thing in the morning lol
@augustkraus1389 2 жыл бұрын
Always nice having Bert tell the same story for the first 30 minutes of the ep
@MeticulousTechTV 2 жыл бұрын
I tapped out about 20 minutes in. Spoiler alert: it’s Bert who’s extra fucked up telling his Greatest Hits to a nervous Mark. I’ve heard all the stories, wanted more Mark, will go listen to this week’s Tuesdays with Story’s instead
@millardfilmore1403 2 жыл бұрын
yup had to stop too and i listen to we might be drunk so i wouldnt have thought so
@FuckyourselfAssholes 2 жыл бұрын
Last 45 mins is pretty good
@cooperbraun8388 2 жыл бұрын
Mark and Sam Morril have a pod together that is pretty good! You should check it out
@HoratioVelveteen-nl5kw 2 жыл бұрын
Cry less.
@chewie1644 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@oneofus6924 2 жыл бұрын
"ya know what helps in the morning? a zanax." Bert has completed his transformation into a middle aged white woman living in the suburbs.
@chilliLRK 2 жыл бұрын
Xanax
@Obi-ThreeKenobi 2 жыл бұрын
"Zipper may be a racial slur. Its a slippery slope.... :D" Such a good tag that went unnoticed.
@gooberguck7483 2 жыл бұрын
I was upset that nobody laughed :( mark is surrounded by morons anyways
@Hungryhipoe 2 жыл бұрын
Bert- “I’ve been very healthy lately.” Then immediately proceeds to ask for a morning drink and talks about how he’s been taking Xanax. Slow it down there berty boy.
@mrs.h2725 2 жыл бұрын
Considering that it only takes a couple beers to go full black out on Xanax, I'm just thankful Bart has a team of handlers to keep him alive.
@Hungryhipoe 2 жыл бұрын
I used to drink and do Xanax everyday back in my early 20’s. I’m lucky to be alive. It’s the most dangerous drug combination that you can take.
@johnsterling5533 2 жыл бұрын
@CLOV4R713 wow your so cool 🙄
@RolandSpecialSauce 2 жыл бұрын
He ate a piece of broccoli earlier. He thinks that's being healthy.
@RolandSpecialSauce 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnsterling5533 you're not🙄
@williamdmoeller 2 жыл бұрын
"Tom LOVESSSSS Pain Pills". Sure Tom loves Bert's PR while he' not there...
@curtisboyce3849 2 жыл бұрын
tom did ad reads. pretty sure he's aware
@shawnmcvey7789 2 жыл бұрын
Segura isn'tt shy about loving pain medication, he's probably just not irresponsible with his doses because he's seen firsthand how sad it is to watch any addict try and justify their disease. It's sitting across from him every episode and never lets him get a word out.
@rjexplosion1 2 жыл бұрын
@@shawnmcvey7789 to piggy back on your point, Tom has said on here and ymh (and elsewhere I'm sure) that he is extra cautious when he gets prescribed pain meds because of how much he loves them and doesn't want to fuck his life up with an addiction.
@hiupjosh 2 жыл бұрын
32:17 hungover Bart realizing he made an overkill vodka soda and chasing it with coffee at 10 in the morning is my new happy place
@fossi31415 2 жыл бұрын
Has anyone every added up the mins Bert talks vs. the guest? I listened to half this show and I swear Mark has only spoke for like a minute.
@bazd313 2 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who feels like Bertie boy takes way more zans than he talks about. It reminds me of his downplay of his alcoholism 😂.
@dandunlap8638 2 жыл бұрын
I kind of doubt it. He’s too busy to take them too often. Plus he said he doesn’t drink when he takes them…hell he drinks almost every day.
@WinginitIguess 2 жыл бұрын
Like Joey Diaz when he talks about pain pills. Lol.
@bazd313 2 жыл бұрын
@@dandunlap8638 I really hope so. I'm saying it as a joke but also from a genuine concern I like bert alot and I hope it's rare thing because I've lost friends over those evil pills.
@yourdrunk 2 жыл бұрын
norm macdonald was addicted to xanax and prolly poppin perks bc of cancer he made it p far but i feel ya drug are bad but moderation depends on the person
@penniewyatt9391 2 жыл бұрын
@@yourdrunk if you have terminal cancer, do whatever you want.
@TheLastSecretGarden 2 жыл бұрын
Every time I see Mark wear that Herschel hoodie I'm like, "goddamn I need to get that hoodie" and then I never do. But goddamnit, I need that hoodie.
@chadlarkin325 2 жыл бұрын
I called Ralphie the other day... I have bad news for ya..did you get the voicemail? Daaaaaaamn. I'm a huge Mark fan now. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@erikp6844 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Burnt is concerned about how addictive Benzo’s are and withdrawal can kill you, when alcohol can do the same thing.
@curtisboyce3849 2 жыл бұрын
you'd need to drink more vodka than water daily for decades to get there. benzo's takes weeks. but. i love how you love it
@justintee3241 2 жыл бұрын
Nah they cancel eachother out
@joshmccord589 2 жыл бұрын
@@curtisboyce3849 Lol not true. It's different for different people but you can absolutely get bad withdrawals after only a year, maybe even less.
@erikp6844 2 жыл бұрын
@@curtisboyce3849 even if that were true, haaaaaave you seen Brent?
@frankmarshall9245 2 жыл бұрын
@@curtisboyce3849 way . Ore than weeks took me YEARS before I was physically addicted
@nofacenocase65 2 жыл бұрын
It’s great how uncomfortable mark is with Bert’s maddness 😂 Tom makes it look easy.
@randypenn2098 2 жыл бұрын
It a slippery slope was one of the best of all marks unnoticed jokes ever
@xshooz 2 жыл бұрын
Mark needs to be invited to the next Comedy Central roast.
@Panama_Red 2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad that some of Tom's old clothes actually made it to one of "The Poors" like Mark Norman.
@seantetpon 2 жыл бұрын
“I’ve been so healthy lately…”. Bert you’re a full blown alcoholic. Of course you’re healthy! Love you man.
@mariov7381 2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t skip through the ads just to hear someone other than Bart talk.
@robertfanion2815 2 жыл бұрын
Ive watched every episode of this podcast and Mark is one of the best guest hosts. That other guy I could do without.
@chadlarkin325 2 жыл бұрын
2 minutes in and it's the Bart Show 😂
@Shaftscarpenters 2 жыл бұрын
God damn I love me some Normand. He’s a comedy beast
@toastedjoe1013 2 жыл бұрын
"You yelled it into my ear thinking you were whispering." That's every drunk at every bar I go to.
@flavorstone7932 2 жыл бұрын
Glad to finally get to hear Bert talk
@augustkraus1389 2 жыл бұрын
Bert "I think I've told this on the podcast before" Kreischer
@lukewojdylo9241 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Leanne works even more after this ep. "You're done big boy. Cold turkey let's DO this." She's made of steel.
@biggiesmallz069 2 жыл бұрын
which is exactly not the way to get off of pills.....
@ExistentialBordem 2 жыл бұрын
@@biggiesmallz069 Especially if he's psychically addicted to them.
@BrownGuy2o9 2 жыл бұрын
“When she finally has one, you can make fun of her!” COMEDY
@brettpenning 2 жыл бұрын
"Different languages like New York and Boston" -Burnt Kreischer 2022
@benGman69 2 жыл бұрын
30:20 Mark is such a natural talent, I can see he's not holding back on his jokes! Confident, but not cocky.
@pmcauslan 2 жыл бұрын
He's hot laundry
@tommyb119 2 жыл бұрын
"I've added a second show at Ball Arena." Tom really is a ball hog.
@2pacfan56 2 жыл бұрын
Hi I’m sierra silverson and I’m a ball hog
@adduer4375 2 жыл бұрын
hearing people laugh in the background makes it so much funnier 😂
@marshallmccord1352 2 жыл бұрын
Bert was literally about to explain how he broke his back in the Ravine and he literally INTERRUPTED HIMSELF! I actually wanted to hear about one of Bert's stories for once and he fucked it up!!! Good lord, he talks about how good of a storyteller he is, he really isn't great.
@jayro1509 2 жыл бұрын
Trust me, you’ll have another chance to hear it.
@LimorG 2 жыл бұрын
He literally NEVER finishes a story it hurts my brain
@revfunk8823 2 жыл бұрын
The amount of misinformation Brent spreads about chemicals is always entertaining
@holymacarenafin2319 2 жыл бұрын
People hate burt but i find this drunktard funny. Not because he has jokes but how r worded he is.
@JayMac 2 жыл бұрын
Bert really shouldn’t be giving out recovery advice… Detoxs dont take in people on benzos? WHAAAAAAAT? Smh 🤦♂️Its literally alcohol in pill form. You know the only other thing that can kill you from withdrawals? ALCOHOL. Weird huh?
@OoohhForSure 2 жыл бұрын
Also, if your taking information from Burnt, you need help.
@TheKingOfBeans 2 жыл бұрын
I’d still listen to him over Rogan
@hisoka8800 2 жыл бұрын
Bart not finishing his TO story and getting lost into side conversations killed me
@Toad_McLoad 2 жыл бұрын
Oh wow. Burt finally told the story of his "broken back." I'm glad we were finally able to hear it. I swear, Burt is the only person who makes podcasts sound like reruns...
@redpantts 2 жыл бұрын
I loved Bert had enough self awareness to say "I'll say this then mark can talk for the rest of the episode," but not enough to actually follow through lmao
@randomize221 2 жыл бұрын
Fucking love everything Mark Normand is in 💯
@twelveteen952 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@petershury7135 2 жыл бұрын
Him and Shane are crushing
@Panama_Red 2 жыл бұрын
"gimmicks don't work at colleges" -Blunt Krister. "my entire career was built on a gimmick from college" -also Burnt Chrysler
@Curitive 2 жыл бұрын
You ever picture Bert instead of Ryan Reynolds in Van Wilder?
@cmgordon12345 2 жыл бұрын
The way Bert talked about the miracle of morning Xanax reminds me of something a one time friend said about oxycontin in 1998 or so. He said, "thank God for oxy, because I was really starting to become an alcoholic drinking in the morning". Before you ask, that guy is alive and using (part cockroach) but MOST from that group are gone. Sending good vibes to those in recovery. Do the work, make progress
@jayro1509 2 жыл бұрын
This show actually keeps me sober😂
@susboykaine9804 2 жыл бұрын
Thank god bret gets to talk this is what we needed 🤧😩😩
@TendoTheDude 2 жыл бұрын
That Xanex bar wasn't laced lol he just took an insane amount and that's exactly what happens.
@Thahorr 2 жыл бұрын
I hope they put Bert’s funeral on ymh live
@penniewyatt9391 2 жыл бұрын
You won’t need a new calendar before that.
@fernperez4218 2 жыл бұрын
38:47 Bart looks visibly upset that it’s not his turn to talk yet lmao
@mcr5645 2 жыл бұрын
I want Mark Normand to pipe his voice through the racoon at YMH studio and become a character, like a really raunchy part-jewish Euro Trashpanda
@penniewyatt9391 2 жыл бұрын
“Easy Anna Nickole!” While Burt’s pouring his breakfast.
@Deellzz 2 жыл бұрын
"How does a ADHD brain work?" - watch Bret Kristals talk for a few hours and you'll get it.
@ShadySKWASHA 2 жыл бұрын
I have severe ADHD and watching this reminds me to work on my symptoms and structure lmao. Addiction is common amongst ADHD people
@TheBigFunky4 2 жыл бұрын
It isn't just ADHD, it's a lack of self-awareness. Bert is a grown man, he should understand how NOT to monopolize conversations, especially when he's the host and his guest can't get a word in.
@LimorG 2 жыл бұрын
As an ADHD brain-haver I take offense to being pooled in together with this drunk bloated R word
@yourmomsballz4736 2 жыл бұрын
17:00 if any takes anything away from this never drink and take Xanax it will kill you mark is lucky he wasn’t alone
@arejay905 2 жыл бұрын
Hasn’t taken me yet
@MJ311 2 жыл бұрын
Mark taking baby sips of that strong ass drink is hilarious! 😂
@RustOnWindows 2 жыл бұрын
Those green hulks are no joke fucken mark is nuts lol In college would take hulk halves & would time travel to the next afternoon with 300$ lost
@AJohnSmith 2 жыл бұрын
$300*
@juliogarza8239 2 жыл бұрын
Normand is EASILY top 5 comics out right now.
@mixproxxy2010 2 жыл бұрын
uhhhh 100 percent
@FrostyJokerr 2 жыл бұрын
I’d say top 5 next Gen comics are in no particular order: -Mark Normand -Shane Gillis -David Lucas -Joe List -Jessie Johnson Can be interchangeable with Chrissy D, Jeremiah Watkins, and a few others wherever. Should’ve made a top 10 list..
@juliogarza8239 2 жыл бұрын
Top 5 next gen (no particular order)for me would be: Normand Steel pipe Chrissy (early fans know) Shane Gillis Ms Pat gotta show her some love Joe list
@dandunlap8638 2 жыл бұрын
@@juliogarza8239 I can’t get enough of Ms Pat stand up and her new show on BET+. But her podcast doesn’t do it for me.
@FrostyJokerr 2 жыл бұрын
@@juliogarza8239 I was going to Ms Pat on, but she has already blown up. I loooove Ms Pat though!!
@ilikmlow6900 2 жыл бұрын
Bert: im so hungover today Also Bert: iv been so fuckin healthy lately
@mikaljozeph6202 2 жыл бұрын
Bert says he never drinks on pills ever. First story is about him drinking on pills
@margotcampos9138 2 жыл бұрын
Bert sure loves the sound of his voice, and repeating himself and Stutters a lot
@AirWindFire Жыл бұрын
And interrupts and squeals like a stuck pig regularly. I’m a fan of his standup, podcasts not so much.
@TimmyP_ 2 жыл бұрын
COMEDY! Kevin on The Nine Club and Two Bears in the same day! 🔥
@caiocapasso 2 жыл бұрын
Gee, I wonder if Bert will talk the whole time about himself with a different co-host. :^)
@djlansing2724 2 жыл бұрын
37:06 The most "accurate" anxiety I have ever had in my life. **acute* You mean *acute anxiety there Brent
@RetrospectWindow 2 жыл бұрын
This is the second time I’ve heard Bert rep Greer Barnes. I listened to his album on Apple Music (it’s definitely on Spotify too). Greer IS funny. Support this guy. Let’s make him as big as he deserves to be
@deadlytaco90 2 жыл бұрын
Just saw Tom on Sat it was so great thanks for the laughs Tom
@dicktracy3439 2 жыл бұрын
Bert’s so dense..I understand he is trying to say he showed all his people mark normands comedy, but to say they wouldn’t know who he is if it weren’t for Bert sounds like a slight..Bert didn’t put mark on..mark is one of the best joke writers we have in comedy..everyone would have seen his shit regardless of Bert
@cjkewley 2 жыл бұрын
agreed, i found Mark because of that redact Brandon Shob
@squatchzilla3 2 жыл бұрын
This is the most that Tom has ever talked! Keep feathering it Brett!
@steamedyam 2 жыл бұрын
Finally Bert gets a break from his “friend” offering him beers and sweets.
@coolguy473 2 жыл бұрын
"My friends and family think you are funny but they only know you because of me" is as Bert as Bert gets
@illwillz4330 2 жыл бұрын
Xanax stories are the worst but the best
@MultiBluedog123 2 жыл бұрын
Bert saying “ don’t ever let me get there” when talking about dying from alcohol withdraw lol, bruh if u quit drinking that’s exactly what would happen to you
@dakota8147 2 жыл бұрын
I wish I had the brain to rattle off such good conversational jokes like Mark
@jellojoe00 2 жыл бұрын
Xanax + Blood Pressure Meds+ lots of alcohol....great job Bert.
@Deezzznutttzzzx 2 жыл бұрын
Nobody else worried about Bert?
@18Callahan 2 жыл бұрын
@@Deezzznutttzzzx it’s sad.
@tr4shstar_ 2 жыл бұрын
and then he will run on the treadmill and do a polar plunge and act like that reverses it. he needs major help.
@erawadi 2 жыл бұрын
Bert talking about a gimmick like he doesn’t take off his shirt every show 😂
@ironferret 2 жыл бұрын
Mark’s got the best one-liners 😂
@Nickmyers23 2 жыл бұрын
“They are 15 and 17” “Anyone else hard?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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