Ep. 135 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They talk about how wild it's been to be friends with Joe Rogan as his career has grown, they take the original racist test that Bert found, and they discuss serial killers and where they went wrong. They talk about how Joey Diaz blew up a group text, getting stuck on a huge email thread with hundreds of other comedians, and Tom tries on his cream leather jacket for Bert. Bert tries to surprise KFC and Feitelberg from Barstool with a trip to Europe, hanging out with people without drinking, and how they're crafting their stand up comedy specials.
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@Cash5YR 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm not going to kill a fucking 6..." One of the better Bert lines.
@jerryrimmer9775 2 жыл бұрын
"She might be able to take me" Bret krishna
@amberwkly3747 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣💀
@Battlefox64_RL 2 жыл бұрын
18:10 switch subjects so fast it actually hurt my neck. Where Tf did that come from ......
@jamesjustice8711 2 жыл бұрын
What does that even mean? What is a 6?
@gregoryhines7 2 жыл бұрын
@@jamesjustice8711 6 out of 10 on the hot scale
@BallsMahoney20 2 жыл бұрын
Bert: “I can’t even comprehend the urge to break into someone’s house and kill someone… Tom (mid fantasy): “…yeah…”
@jbones2422 2 жыл бұрын
I thought the same!! 😂
@ivotadich938 2 жыл бұрын
28:00
@popeye697 2 жыл бұрын
That's the good stuff 😂 😂 😂
@gumborambo4540 2 жыл бұрын
You know youre a fan, when you can sense Tom’s inner serial killer awaken.
@TD-lh9ph 2 жыл бұрын
later in the show Burt: Oh I definitely have a list of people I would murder
@andrewstein7926 2 жыл бұрын
"The only way you get away with being a serial killer would be to it to be random all over and not in one area" - guy who travels randomly all over
@hwftechdecks 2 жыл бұрын
Yah this whole time I’m thinking…Tom is tryna fool us all.
@8thlvlMage 2 жыл бұрын
@@hwftechdecks Tom is teaching Bert so he can convince him to do all his killing, and Tom will get away with it because he was never involved. Just a coach lol.
@TrashBoat11 2 жыл бұрын
"I think imma kill an indigenous chick." As a Native American that was fucking hilarious, my eyes got watery while I was driving😂🤣🤣🤣
@kryslynpackard9893 2 жыл бұрын
Same! I'm in oklahoma. I'm muscogee creek and couldn't stop laughing!
@RestingBitchface7 2 жыл бұрын
#MMIW activists are gonna want to hunt y’all down…..
@TrashBoat11 2 жыл бұрын
Get a load of this Victoria secret model over here..
@VickiMartin710 8 күн бұрын
Be careful he almost kxlled u just by saying it 😳
@lukeut8680 2 жыл бұрын
Brent Kresher probably waves goodbye with both hands.
@Adama_Now 2 жыл бұрын
Brent Kresher probably giggles when he pees
@xballinlikemj23x 2 жыл бұрын
Wait... that's not a normal thing to do?
@GETmessedUPP 2 жыл бұрын
Brent's the type of guy who claps the tongs before he grabs his food.
@puertoricanboy100 2 жыл бұрын
I can't wait try this when hanging out!
@brennancarter7721 2 жыл бұрын
These comments, Jesus Christ: 😂😂
@cooperbraun8388 2 жыл бұрын
Bert not knowing what a clinical psychologist is makes so much sense
@biguprochester 2 жыл бұрын
Your typo makes just as mush cents
@shnarfer 2 жыл бұрын
@@biguprochester YOU ARE!!!! YOU!!! ARE!!!!!
@moresquatsmoretwats6298 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@sammcintosh3942 Жыл бұрын
The guys in the background laughs is what laugh tracks always wanted to be
@blackhog42 Жыл бұрын
Nadav is the best 😂
@devincognito8932 2 жыл бұрын
“He taught at evergreen college and refused to use pronouns” I’m having a heart attack 😂😂😂. How is he so confident and so wrong
@digitalsalsas 2 жыл бұрын
Same thing shut up
@utlonghorn86 2 жыл бұрын
Narcissism
@chickenliver 2 жыл бұрын
@@utlonghorn86 your comments are all Bert hate yet here you are week in, week out lol. Seeing as you wanna be an armchair psychologist, I'll give it a go as well. There are parts of your personality that you hate and rather than working on it, you find it much easier to shit on others and Bert is an easy target. Sort yourself out.
@BobSmith-sm9oz 2 жыл бұрын
@@chickenliver Tfatk subreddit in a nutshell 😂
@joeburrow6087 2 жыл бұрын
@@chickenliver yeah get on his ass then lol leave the machine alone
@danrussell27 2 жыл бұрын
"I think we should probably not do every idea"- Some of the best advice Tom has given to Bert.
@Joey010rotterdam 2 жыл бұрын
Somebody knows how much toms jacket costs ?
@8thlvlMage 2 жыл бұрын
@@Joey010rotterdam He doesn't have 5 of them that he bought all at once on a Tuesday mid bender. That's how it would be, if you're trying to make an analogue to Bert.
@AUSHARDSTYLE 2 жыл бұрын
Burt Chrysler with the hat that matches his skin complexion… tremendous
@bigguy247 2 жыл бұрын
Gonna miss him. RIP.
@queenieqt2033 2 жыл бұрын
@@bigguy247 LMAO
@dylangilkes997 2 жыл бұрын
His hat has a tinge of diabetes
@commanderjonson2610 2 жыл бұрын
That Florida trash look
@sippinlosses 2 жыл бұрын
@@bigguy247 🤣 real shit
@decalla10 2 жыл бұрын
picturing Bert trying to kill a woman, saying "oh. you're bigger than I thought you were" and her throwing him into the wall....that should be a movie 🍿😂
@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping 2 жыл бұрын
Melissa McCarthy or Rebel Wilson as the film Antagonist?
@daniellewildschut2730 2 жыл бұрын
😱 m'n i b
@andrewroling8111 2 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing 💀😂😂😂
@JoshisJoshisJosh 2 жыл бұрын
Haven't laughed that hard at Bret in a wheeze moment in a while And the "..... So do you follow her" dismount? 👏🏾👏🏾 Good shit Brad Krishna
@TevynSmith 2 жыл бұрын
I fucking died
@michaelmcgrath7042 2 жыл бұрын
Tom and Bert should do a crime drama: Tim is the cereal killer and Bart is the alcoholic detective trying to solve the case.
@95davidt1 2 жыл бұрын
I would like to see Tom murder Fruit Loops too 😂
@loupgarouable 2 жыл бұрын
If anyone's killing more cereal here it's Bernt
@awholewhitebabybruh 2 жыл бұрын
Yep Tom is on tour as a comedian when people start disappearing in the towns he visits..
@justinowen9537 2 жыл бұрын
Hey tik tok, it's serial killer. It ain't Cap'n crunch going around strangling mfers.
@michaelmcgrath7042 2 жыл бұрын
@@justinowen9537 glad you got the play on words chomo.
@urbanmouseification 2 жыл бұрын
Bert just merged Peterson and Weinstein and messed up both stories simultaneously. Bart is amazing.
@TrollHunterxXx 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@Ferrislilly 2 жыл бұрын
Lol I lost it when I heard that shit
@imemberberry 2 жыл бұрын
I thought you meant Harvey. Lol.
@Luffnin 2 жыл бұрын
@@imemberberry @@imemberberry I confuse Ryan Kavanagh with Harvey all the time they look so similar
@jemiiam 2 жыл бұрын
If ur gonna joke about his name atleast keep it consistent and call him "Bart" both times
@MrTakedownkd 2 жыл бұрын
Did nobody catch Bert say “I’m glad they kept it” about the mixed race couple with the kid in the quiz 🤣🤣🤣
@timsmith8717 2 жыл бұрын
I caught it and thought I was crazy when it missed
@liammathews2640 2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@mattnara4917 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao I just breezed over it thanks for the comment cause that was a gold nugget 😂
@chobblegobbler2536 2 жыл бұрын
I missed it at first, thank you for pointing it out mommy. Hilarious lol
@jakebriscoe 2 жыл бұрын
a “we might be 2 bad friends 1 cave” triple mashup would make my life worth living
@randobando 2 жыл бұрын
I never knew I wanted this, but now I need this.
@marisaruiz2529 2 жыл бұрын
Bert’s thing about seeing your parents more is spot on. I lost my mom a month ago to cancer. Moved here across county to be with her and it was the best decision I have ever made.
@jenniferdennis6465 2 жыл бұрын
❤ I'm sorry
@dennisdupuis1567 2 жыл бұрын
that and 2$ we can buy coffee
@zenorabbit439 2 жыл бұрын
“He killed 33 boys? That’s fucking crazy” 1 second later- “If you’re buying a home you should think Policy Genius” lol
@Ignition_Spark 2 жыл бұрын
Tom: “He murdered the boy and the body was still in the attic” Bert: “If you’re buying a home…” Great ad placement boys
@alexrush4140 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@TheHarmmm 2 жыл бұрын
I noticed that
@TheFireproofWitch 2 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for him to somehow tie hiding bodies into the house buying as lmao 🤣
@dougroach88 2 жыл бұрын
Damn you beat me to it! I started commenting on it and saw your comment... 🤣
@FDietzNutz 2 жыл бұрын
Bart is definitely the kind of guy to stay up at night playing "are you racist" quizzes to see if he's racist
@jerrymac4961 2 жыл бұрын
while crying.....
@Toddkelley74 Жыл бұрын
Who’s Bart?
@steverito 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing Tom light up when talking about serial killers is always so satisfying. You can see the enjoyment in his eyes and the thought he’s put behind every little detail. It’s nice to hear from Tom once in a while.
@cameronblack7984 2 жыл бұрын
Tom trying to act like he hasn't thought through exactly how he'd kill someone
@VideoNozoki 2 жыл бұрын
Tom: "I not going to tell you how I would ACTUALLY do it on the air, that would leave too many clues. ((What can I say that doesn't overlap with my actual plans?...))"
@xballinlikemj23x 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, who hasn't?
@iceviking6845 2 жыл бұрын
Tom Killing Everywhere Tour
@shadjuice 2 жыл бұрын
Actually Tom said he read a paper about it at school to 1000 people🤣🤣
@chobblegobbler2536 2 жыл бұрын
Tom got more bodies that G?
@michaelgibsonjr67 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t think I laughed as hard as I did on this show when Bert did his soda read and ended it with “and I like to have just one, and that’s it…” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TGIFermented 2 жыл бұрын
Bert: “We should come out with a Two Bears cologne!” Tom: “I think we should not do every idea.” That had me cracking up. I love how Tom has to reel Bert back in once and a while.
@colinkrajicek7917 2 жыл бұрын
The real MVP of this episode was whoever curated the hard sodas for Burt. The way his face changed had me in tears!! Never been a fan of the seltzers but when he hit the "oh my f'n God", I wanted to buy a 12 pack immediately hahahahaha.
@kevenvillegas51 2 жыл бұрын
2 BEARS AND I'M OFF WORK LET'S GO
@teamsquintz 2 жыл бұрын
its the little things
@kevenvillegas51 2 жыл бұрын
@@teamsquintz exactly
@die4race 2 жыл бұрын
Bert is evolving into a new human species, his skin tone is out of this world
@chrisdaniel8564 2 жыл бұрын
That’s called being an alcoholic
@chobblegobbler2536 2 жыл бұрын
Have you seen his new promo lol
@anthonyfarkas9286 2 жыл бұрын
That's my biggest reason for wanting to quit drinking... The red face is honestly the worsttt look
@die4race 2 жыл бұрын
@@chobblegobbler2536 lol...damn that explains a lot
@noramuldowney2721 2 жыл бұрын
red as fuck 😮
@Valencesor 2 жыл бұрын
This is the first full podcast of theirs I've watched and the amount that Bert changes topics within one sentence is absolutely impressive.
@8thlvlMage 2 жыл бұрын
Oh boy! You have basically seen them all now lol.
@EdinMike 2 жыл бұрын
“When I see a name that looks complicated, I give up on it” Brent Chrysler 2022
@EdinMike 2 жыл бұрын
@@mommymilestones sorry “Bart Chreshner”
@DannyPellham 2 жыл бұрын
*Tom:* “Do you think…” *Bert:* “(Cuts off Tom) No! I mean Yes!”
@VoodooLegacy369 2 жыл бұрын
I love Bert’s fearlessness to pursue a dumb idea when others restrain themselves.
@ricker76er 2 жыл бұрын
Then gives up two minutes later.
@mrs.h2725 2 жыл бұрын
#brave
@lokithecat7225 2 жыл бұрын
"For fools rush in where angels fear to tread" E.M. Forester 1905
@zigwil153 2 жыл бұрын
Being too stupid to know better isn’t ‘fearlessness’
@stevealleman9206 2 жыл бұрын
@@lokithecat7225 If E.M. Forster ever said that he was quoting Alexander Pope's An essay on criticism (1711)
@Ryan_Carder Жыл бұрын
I'm almost a year sober, and I cannot explain how serious I am. Nothing has made me want to have a drink more than Bert's reaction to the hard sodas. Great job selling a product, bud. Fantastic.
@fruitcakeboy7877 2 жыл бұрын
Bert’s laugh is infectious
@kyuny87 2 жыл бұрын
This was Tom's favorite episode. Lots of questions from Bert about serial killers.
@slywolfe 2 жыл бұрын
Hope y'all have a great Memorial Day - and to those of you that served yourselves or had family do so, thank you
@jonathanleach4086 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah we all remembered you today. Thanks for reminding us
@ricker76er 2 жыл бұрын
You’re thinking of Veterans Day. Those honored on Memorial Day will never read these comments. Ok. I’m a pedantic ass. Thank you all for serving.
@vivwinsome2363 Жыл бұрын
5.30secs " I'm down " That grin Segura 🤣🤣🤣 its gold🤣🤣🤣
@faceplants2 2 жыл бұрын
Okay, who figured out what Tom's cream colored leather jacket came from? If he didn't make it a secret, I probably wouldn't have cared whatsoever, but now I know that one of you sleuths figured it out.
@shadir007 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@joeihendrix 2 жыл бұрын
I think it’s a Brunello Cucinelli I think I’ve seen it at Neimans it’s like 3 to 6k
@guessure 2 жыл бұрын
@@joeihendrix that's the closest I've seen so far, never heard of that brand- cool stuff
@DJRickyD 2 жыл бұрын
Im happy someone is trying to figure this out!!!! I’m trying also, I did see a Dolce & Gabbana pretty damn close plus Christina wore D&G for her last special so maybe I was thinking that stylist brought some stuff over for Tommy Bunz…. Brunello seems pretty damn close also!
@KFCRadio 2 жыл бұрын
Gonna be the best trip ever!
@tangybuttfrogfpv8772 2 жыл бұрын
Keep feathering it brother
@robinsharkey6658 2 жыл бұрын
High AND Tight. You should probably slip Bart some Xanax to control the rambling ;)
@jpjapers 2 жыл бұрын
"I make fun of you in my hour" - The way he said that cracked me up.
@Chillllllbruh 2 жыл бұрын
Bert - "Do you know who I'm talking about Nadav?" Nadav - "No?" 😆
@xballinlikemj23x 2 жыл бұрын
Nadav is the fucking WORST
@cdizzy42069 2 жыл бұрын
This was one of the better episodes in a while, Bert's comment about killing a 6 was so fucking hilarious
@brandonwatts2244 2 жыл бұрын
Tom Segura Masterclass: Serial Killer
@youngotterking5450 2 жыл бұрын
Bert trying to normalize killing Asians is the sneakiest racist thing I've ever seen, almost as sneaky as Pearl Harbour
@youngotterking5450 2 жыл бұрын
I agree
@uselessinformation1702 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t spell Bert without racist
@MrWhingeypants 2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that tragedy
@blunttrauma5300 2 жыл бұрын
You lost me then you had me 🤣
@xxxjules27 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m not gunna kill a 6 … she might be able to take me” 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 im cracking up
@sarahduffey69 2 жыл бұрын
When they laugh at “to each their own” during the racist quiz, I love you two so much!
@DaveSwart 2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t care how much the jacket cost but now I do lol
@okahhj55 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone know?
@NotAvailableEmotionally 2 жыл бұрын
I find Tim's watch even more interesting, a serial killer of taste!
@DTylereRod 2 жыл бұрын
Just google searched for something that looked similar, while being wayyy too much. Found a Harry Rosen lambskin which looked real close. It was an economical $7,500. It's a boutique Canadian company, but I think boutique is where Tom's head is at these days. Make nice money, have nice things...
@dvlpr 2 жыл бұрын
Same, couldn't have cared less but now we need to find it haha
@oliverb3688 2 жыл бұрын
I found a dolce and gabbana for around $5000??
@thejesus95 2 жыл бұрын
With Bart's new acting career taking off, can we petition to get him for the John Wayne Gacy biopic?
@S1X_Bucks 2 жыл бұрын
The new scent by Two Bears: Diversity, When you want to smell like Titos and weed, but you have shit to do.
@TevynSmith 2 жыл бұрын
I literally died when Bert explained the apartment murder thing
@tylergeorge733 2 жыл бұрын
When Bart dies, they for sure will keep taping episodes and just do a “weekend at Bernie’s” situation, and somehow that mannequin will still interrupt
@JR-rz1br 2 жыл бұрын
They better not cremate him, shit'll burn for weeks.
@tyler4418 2 жыл бұрын
I think we all know Fat Sticks is gonna outlive everyone lol
@stinkylittleguy1958 2 жыл бұрын
Of course Tom has a very thought-out answer for how to get away with being a serial killer
@CinDy-hw7fg 2 жыл бұрын
My boys in a cave!!!! Loved this episode, laughed pretty hard at the end. It feels like one-big family in here. This is probably why we get the inside jokes, even at your stand-up comedy shows you guys are able to differentiate the ones that follow you in here (podcast) from the ones who don't. Wish they knew to come in here, they're truly missing out.
@Rick_James 2 жыл бұрын
Please make the specials as long as possible. Love having that much content to enjoy at home over and over!
@hawyadoin1175 2 жыл бұрын
I like when Brett is sleep deprived, Tom gets a chance to contribute.
@digitalsalsas 2 жыл бұрын
I like how the entire comment section cries about Tom not talking, so many cool guys around here
@johnmoore7995 2 жыл бұрын
1:06:49 “Bert this feels awesome” Toms expression after that is hilarious
@JayRi95 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting for this episode specifically just to see Tom’s new jacket.
@larsonfamilyhouse 2 жыл бұрын
What brand and how much, I can’t find it lol reminds me of that Seinfeld episode
@emilysalinas9641 Жыл бұрын
Same! Let’s hear it
@boebrown9332 2 жыл бұрын
Bert on his other podcast literally the other day" "I don't drink during the day" Bert during the day: "I'm gonna have to drink to answer this question"
@icyowens7853 2 жыл бұрын
Brent’s impression of Joey was surprisingly good
@Phillllthy 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing
@alba7or 2 жыл бұрын
He just had to sprinkle "cocksuckers" in there too many times, classic.
@nathancarr7588 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love these guys and their friendship!
@zacharygreenways9415 2 жыл бұрын
I love it when bert begins to say something and then decides not to say it on camera. !Very enjoyable for the watcher!
@robertupson5274 2 жыл бұрын
This was one of the best ones in a while
@Twenty-Seven 2 жыл бұрын
Still waiting to see a development about 2 Bears Racing.
@cjbarnes2010 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@landon7swag 2 жыл бұрын
With Toms tour schedule, we probably won’t see a development for a while😅
@jamie3653 2 жыл бұрын
@@landon7swag Bert's is just as ludicrous as Tom's. These bears need acceptable holograms asap so they (Bert) doesn't cark it
@cornelionsqween8028 2 жыл бұрын
Tom's going out like old #3! Get a little taste of that rubbin's racin' then eat the wall head-on! 🎸🎸🎸
@MasterOfNone1980 2 жыл бұрын
I look forward to this every Monday
@eshrog 2 жыл бұрын
Brent told Rogan on JRE that he NEVER drinks in the morning because that’s when you know you have a problem…comes to 2B1C…LOVES a morning cocktail…oh Burnt 😂
@kanifalam7835 2 жыл бұрын
Blurt seltzer, living his best life
@Delta2Oscar 2 жыл бұрын
The first time Bert has a hard time getting a word in is when Tommy gets into murder and how to get away with it.
@greyforge27 2 жыл бұрын
Bert: has a genuine, thoughtful moment Tom: so what you're saying kinda brings me back to Gacy...
@VideoNozoki 2 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh too.
@bookwildcollective 2 жыл бұрын
Going from talking about Gacy throwing a kid in his attic when the police came to his house into an ad for Policy Genius homeowners insurance felt almost purposeful 😂
@Moon-littt 2 жыл бұрын
You can tell Bert woke up drunk this day 🤣🤣🤣
@joshwhitt4848 2 жыл бұрын
You guys should each do a 15-20 minute set making jokes about each other and put it up on your channel. It would kill!
@jric1903 2 жыл бұрын
For a while I thought I was listening to an old episode but Bert just tells old stories !
@SuperdudeDan 2 жыл бұрын
I had to check the release time on two separate occasions for this exact reason
@grant.bloomquist 2 жыл бұрын
@25:21 “hypothetically”, when they catch Tom this episode is going to be AWESOME
@t_ward8772 2 жыл бұрын
This is the episode Tom’s been waiting his whole life for.
@VideoNozoki 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed when Bert got to a nice, heartfelt place, and Tom brought it back to relating it to John Wayne Gacy again. :) "I see your heartfelt vulnerability.... and I stab you there." -- Tom, (probably)
@original_cayotebongwater Жыл бұрын
I've never seen more excited for anything than this Budweiser soda 💀
@kurtismoore4319 2 жыл бұрын
Its super fun watching you two tell jokes and stories on air you refuse to tell on air..
@chobblegobbler2536 2 жыл бұрын
Burt’s trying to figure out the algorithm for a ten question, multiple choice quiz…
@larsonfamilyhouse 2 жыл бұрын
And doesn’t lmao
@kylek794 2 жыл бұрын
I love how good of friends they are… they just end this wanting to talk about their sets together but can’t on camera, so they end the podcast to go eat bbq and actually discuss them lol
@MoodyCleric 2 жыл бұрын
I’m from Minnesota, I’m comin to the ball theatre in Colorado to see you Tom, you’re the best!
@NoahSteckley 2 жыл бұрын
Brick’s imperviousness to “the current thing” is so beautiful
@Krissyg2277 2 жыл бұрын
Dolce and gabbana about $5000 but you’ve been coming everywhere for a longggg time you deserve it
@ericedwards5002 2 жыл бұрын
thank you I really wanted to know about the jacket . it was driving me crazy!
@Joker32256 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I’ve been searching for this comment
@Inthetanktube 2 жыл бұрын
Custom tailored too!
@Dr.Gonzoo 2 жыл бұрын
Barts next tour should be named the “inclusive killing tour” 😂
@WickedSpade 2 жыл бұрын
Should be "i might have this wrong"
@mcfadden3413 Жыл бұрын
Bert's impression of Joey is AMAZING!! LOL. Please add that into your act, that had me in stiches
@vashthestampede9269 2 жыл бұрын
They always ending on I love you is the friendship everyone needs! Saying it and actually meaning it!
@rachelw5971 2 жыл бұрын
if bert ever killed anyone, he would definitely panic and then call Tom making him an accessory
@TheHarmmm 2 жыл бұрын
Creepy Tom Segura has definitely thought, "you know, if I spaced things out properly, had a plan, I could really kill some people on this tour" I'm coming everywhere? More like, I'm KILLING everywhere.
@tonsoffun49 2 жыл бұрын
The booth boys make these pod casts SOOOOOO good.
@travisjurs 2 жыл бұрын
This is the best one yet. I'm dying over here!!! 🤣
@mexikanman 2 жыл бұрын
Y’all need to have a JRE type cartoon made of that serial killer convo ending w Bart tied up in bed, she’s dangling a phallic symbol
@neuvisean1739 2 жыл бұрын
"You can be pretty racist without being racist" -Brett
@blue_vein_titty 2 жыл бұрын
the Joey Diaz story made my week 🤣
@Christdink 2 жыл бұрын
Lol that was perfect timing for the bud light ad in the middle of this podcast 😂👌🏽
@TrippyMcBake 2 жыл бұрын
The best part about the pod is I get to relive events that happened forever ago as if they just happened yesterday.
@TrippyMcBake 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to hear about the school shooting in 3 weeks
@CezaMVO 2 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for the day Tom punches Burp for interrupting him, I would have lost it by now
@digitalsalsas 2 жыл бұрын
That’s why you don’t have friends
@punkhazious5340 Жыл бұрын
Great timing with the home insurance pitch right after talking about a serial killer who hid boys in his house
@notanaftagent8444 2 жыл бұрын
My earbuds randomly came unplugged at work and the murder segment started playing out loud for all my coworkers to hear $10 says nobody takes my parking spot anymore
@Phillie.phresh 2 жыл бұрын
This episode feels like it’s gonna be evidence someday..
@Nazmore Жыл бұрын
Bro I’m having a bad day. But when Bert said that’s just murder we are serial killers here. I fucking lost it 😂😂😂😂😂
@jeffreyjones2822 2 жыл бұрын
"this didn't turn out the way i thought it would" lmao...
@jurj97 2 жыл бұрын
That bud light soda ad couldn't have been more ham fisted if they tried
@javieraceves2252 2 жыл бұрын
Bert: *askes Tom a question* Tom: *starts to answer* Bert: *immediately cuts him off and mumbles for 3 minutes* Classic 2 bears
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