Ep. 147 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer

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Жыл бұрын

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It's another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave! This episode we are joined by comedian, actor, producer, and fellow podcaster, Whitney Cummings! Bert and Whitney start off the show discussing stories about fellow comedian Demetri Martin, then tragically interrupt themselves into discussing palindromes, ambigrams, onomatopoeias, and luxury watches...? These bears are all over the place! Whitney talks about breaking into her neighbor's house, Bert talks about stealing lawn jockeys as a kid. They wrap by talking about life as a celebrity, and where they might want to buy another home.
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@TheBvisual81 Жыл бұрын

It’s good bert doesn’t discriminate. He interrupts men and women and I respect that

@seanmcne Жыл бұрын

I love that he interrupts himself as much as anyone else - he is 100% the best 😀

@dmanm85 Жыл бұрын

Nice lol

@guitarjam2178 Жыл бұрын

I read this in the voice of Garth Brooks

@Corkoth55 Жыл бұрын

@@guitarjam2178 let the conversation begin

@astreet339 Жыл бұрын

He is an equal opportunity interrupter lol

@PowerHouse1987 Жыл бұрын

Soon Bert's impression of LeeAnn is just going to be that guy from Waterboy that no one understands.

@daegiovanni5864 Жыл бұрын

DOSKIDIODO!!

@whambambigelow5528 Жыл бұрын

Farmer Fran

@TheBvisual81 Жыл бұрын

This is gold.

@TurdFerguson456 Жыл бұрын

🏆

@NicolasPBJ Жыл бұрын

That or Boomhauer

@davidfreeze6746 Жыл бұрын

I love that Whitney makes really funny jokes and Brent is so busy waiting to talk that he doesn't even hear or acknowledge them.

@CrossGVentures Жыл бұрын

She didn’t make many jokes. Saying something funny isn’t necessarily a joke

@jakedummy Жыл бұрын

Whitney’s joke about Bert wanting to start a watch group chat calling it neighborhood watch is fucking hilarious

@robertpetrie6999 Жыл бұрын

Two people going "wanna hear what's crazy about me?" For two hours

@GoofyToony Жыл бұрын

I love it lol

@rawpower12xu Жыл бұрын

This is the best synopsis for a pod with only these two.

@torontotonto6189 Жыл бұрын

"i might be an alcoholic" - bert

@bobsmith6453 Жыл бұрын

Shit ..2 hrs? Ok just saw that. I am 12 minutes in and gonna bail in 5. This is more boring than Brandon Schaub and Theo added together.... Shhhh

@mahkev2000 Жыл бұрын

Welcome to "stand ups who should stick to stand up!".

@rileyrodriquez3121 Жыл бұрын

“toms so hard to talk to” Bert: talking over tom and cutting him off for 40 minutes every episode

@torontotonto6189 Жыл бұрын

i think Bert is conditioned to only talk with drunk people talking over him

@gingerandthegiantpodcast9859 Жыл бұрын

How original

@mikecameron4996 Жыл бұрын

Brett is so advanced at interrupting people, he cuts himself off in the middle of cutting himself off.

@edgardevoe4859 Жыл бұрын

Here's one Burnt Eyewear Your welcome 😎

@benbecraft3964 Жыл бұрын

“She would go get her lottery tickets every day. Family woman.” Legendary quote right there

@michaelgibson4356 Жыл бұрын

Can't believe bert missed the neighbourhood watch joke, I was in stitches, nearly fell off my bed. 🤣

@KidBaklava504 Жыл бұрын

Whenever Whitney is on I can hear Palpatine whispering to the comment section: “Let the hate flow through you.”

@foxooo Жыл бұрын

Lmfaooooooooo I HATE U!!! This made me howl

@Podus81 Жыл бұрын

Why do people hate her so much? I do not see it.

@BIGxANDxFAMOUS Жыл бұрын

I hate them both 10:36

@TheOrlandoTrustfull Жыл бұрын

Have you got ears, Podus?

@Bikewreck Жыл бұрын

@@Podus81 “LET ME SHOUT EVERYTHING I SAY SO YOU CAN SEE HOW FUNNY I AM! 🤣🤣”

@jurj97 Жыл бұрын

Almost two hours of absolute narcissists trying to talk over each other, what a treat

@_brett_ Жыл бұрын

Burnt just out here using the YMH fanbase to try to push his own podcast.

@mikeh9080 Жыл бұрын

Right😂

@tylerswanson6431 Жыл бұрын

After 40 minutes this is playing out as you predicted

@jurj97 Жыл бұрын

@@tylerswanson6431 I'm honestly impressed you could make it that far

@aeHyde Жыл бұрын

I thought Whitney was a retired porn star

@jaygarrett3098 Жыл бұрын

Lmao Tom coming out of nowhere with the ad read 😄

@craftandtailored Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the shout out guys! Always here and happy to help with watch questions and sourcing watches 🥰

@kolbyzhp1129 Жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, I usually fast forward through the adds, but damn it was just so good to hear Tom’s voice I had to listen

@dodgemF1 Жыл бұрын

Before he was shot?

@diceydie-c Жыл бұрын

I would hope you fast forward to the ads LOL

@isaiahawsomeone Жыл бұрын

Well fuck this ruined my morning lol

@randomperson7928 Жыл бұрын

I know..

@calebharris6951 Жыл бұрын

Their chemistry is waayy better this time. Last 2B1C with just the two of them Whitney felt genuinely malicious toward Bert. They seem like good friends here, and I wasn't stressed out lol

@Delta2Oscar Жыл бұрын

uhhh hundred percent! I wasnt so sure about this episode but it was actually a really fun one

@klbs9630 Жыл бұрын

Sameee! I know she said she was on her period and edibles at the time, but that was the worst one I’ve ever seen. Her attitude was so uncomfortable to watch, it was like she didn’t care she was on a podcast and just wanted to be anywhere else. Was like watching those couples where the wife is trying to make an outing miserable because she doesn’t want to be there but the husband is just happy to be doing something and so he just keeps pushing through refusing to let her attitude spoil the entire day but occasionally jabs at her to keep her in check. Was so odd lol

@TendoTheDude Жыл бұрын

I love how not wanting to sound like elitists talking about prior houses turned into an hour conversation about watches that cost as much as a house

@estwarcast Жыл бұрын

You win the comments! Ahhhhhuuundred percent

@MaddDrEw Жыл бұрын

Even the booth boys dipped out on this

@vincenthucknall7175 Жыл бұрын

She doesn't deserve nadavs laugh

@powderandpaint14 Жыл бұрын

Bert only has one booth boy.

@Hera3.14 Жыл бұрын

They're not in the ymh studio homie it is tbh just a bertcast episode

@Corkoth55 Жыл бұрын

It's not at YMH film studios

@PhoenixBlockchain Жыл бұрын

I noticed that too. Am curious to go back to all the episodes when Tom's absent and see if this is a trend.

@marcspector76 Жыл бұрын

Woke up excited for a new episode and now I’m going back to sleep

@kibagami25 Жыл бұрын

100% :)

@carrot5570 Жыл бұрын

You woke up and chose violence

@GoofyToony Жыл бұрын

Night night 😘

@yootoob8438 Жыл бұрын

We didn't choose violence we were born with it

@magician_6262 Жыл бұрын

Awww, was it Let the Incel out of the Cage Day? Go back in. We don't need you. Your mom is embarrassed by you.

@jhonnyrodriguez2944 Жыл бұрын

I like the vibe between them

@simplycreativeengravings Жыл бұрын

I’ve been in the Preowned Rolex biz for 11 years now. The market is crazy right now still. Phil sounds like he really knows his stuff! I would listen to his podcast for sure.

@CULLCREWKENNELS Жыл бұрын

It’s definitely ok to miss a week guys

@RassGurmy92 Жыл бұрын

Especially if it's this unwatchable unfunny woman.

@Genious. Жыл бұрын

@@RassGurmy92 SO agree. She's like the Whoopi Goldberg of this generation.

@Alex-dk1um Жыл бұрын

Hahaha I’m glad I’m not the only one

@jlewjr Жыл бұрын

They did this to troll. Had to.

@xcalibur8663 Жыл бұрын

No never I need them

@BackToWar100 Жыл бұрын

NO ! NOPE! NOT THIS HOW AGAIN !

@Taioron Жыл бұрын

Personally, I thoroughly enjoyed this. Was hilarious that Bert has never heard of a bunch of words 😅 I agreed with a lot of things Whitney had to say on some serious topics, too

@BPH55 Жыл бұрын

“Pour it down my throat until I can’t see you.” 💀🤣

@jotaele.44 Жыл бұрын

Don't worry Whitney, we got that "neighborhood watch" joke

@brittoncoursey5142 Жыл бұрын

I fucking love her so much.

@jotaele.44 Жыл бұрын

@@brittoncoursey5142 Saaaame, she’s extremely talented and funny, but everyone here seems to hate her AND Bert which makes no sense since he’s half of the pod

@PRORYANAGE Жыл бұрын

Joke of the pod

@Leo-yn5fx Жыл бұрын

@@jotaele.44 Whitney has made all the guys from flagrant, LOS, Are you Garbage laugh their ass off plus guys like Yannis and Mark Normand. And still all these virgins think shes not funny, she's the worst guest lmaooooo it doesn't make any sense. I think someone quick like her intimidates them. Oh and i'm expecting them to say otherwise to my comment.

@vvoof2601 Жыл бұрын

@@brittoncoursey5142 I'm sorry you feel that way.

@Jays1fan1 Жыл бұрын

I love how Brent never got a chance to ask Whitney any of his prepared questions.

@foxooo Жыл бұрын

Lmfao he didn’t ask her one fuckin question 🤷🏾‍♂️

@samstone7441 Жыл бұрын

Brent doesn't prepare questions he drinks them.

@Last_Chance. Жыл бұрын

Brent never gets it right. smdh. Brent....

@chandlercoats1042 Жыл бұрын

*Britney

@nicholassmith8212 Жыл бұрын

"Say bye to Brittany " 🤣 well played Phil

@sarahrandall-laurentsch2347 Жыл бұрын

"Neighborhood Watch" joke......killed & completely missed🤣🤣 thanks Whitney😂

@therageee Жыл бұрын

Oh look, it's 2 Berts, 1 Cave. Almost intrigued enough to watch it to see if they cancel each other out to silence

@sundog1979 Жыл бұрын

Nope. Doubling of amplitude.

@nelparduke4021 Жыл бұрын

Worse than normal, the entire pod was talking watches and mansions that were beneath their standards.

@morganwright7668 Жыл бұрын

Felt more comfortable watching the heavy segment on ymh live 8

@yootoob8438 Жыл бұрын

Ide rather watch an Asian hooters girl shit on a hotdog

@ryanjames9599 Жыл бұрын

Anything neat happen? I didn't buy it this time.

@ericaFbaby13 Жыл бұрын

@@ryanjames9599 Honestly, it wasn't all that great. I'm not a huge Tim Dillon fan to begin with and the heavy segment was kind of anticlimactic, in my opinion. Or it could just be that I've been so traumatized it doesn't faze me as much anymore. lol But after being disappointed with the Joe Rogan episode, I should've went with my gut feeling and passed. 😅 So I think you made the right choice on saving your $11.

@SamUHells Жыл бұрын

@@ericaFbaby13 yeah I think you’re just desensitized. what do you wanna see next a murder? they can only show so much

@ericaFbaby13 Жыл бұрын

@@SamUHells Desensitized was the word I was looking for. Not traumatized. 😅 And Nah, I think taking it to an example like murder is a little extreme. I just think my biggest gripe with the live shows is that it lost it's charm, I suppose? Especially when the last 2 guests have been duds and the show just feels like it drags at times. Again, that's more than likely all on me. I can say I do appreciate the production they put in the pre-recorded clips with the crew though. :)

@ThahomieOmie Жыл бұрын

Neighborhood watch joke was way overlooked 👌🏽lol

@tylerbarnard4777 Жыл бұрын

bert calling toms book the wrong name has me howling

@boldbileg Жыл бұрын

13:19 "Neighborhood Watch" is such a good joke that completely went over Bret's head.

@lucaswalters6797 Жыл бұрын

Did they not read the comments on her last episode?

@burner8959 Жыл бұрын

Do you not pay attention when Tom gets pleasure from other people's discomfort and pain? So.....yeah pretty sure Tom licks the salt of your tears.

@ItsJoKeZ Жыл бұрын

they don't read comments or care about anyone watching haha just pre record and post for rev

@CaalamusTube Жыл бұрын

@@ItsJoKeZ can you imagine being WC & reading this? ...for years? You'd mirk yourself :P

@eugeniamaurajames1907 Жыл бұрын

I love these two together 👏👏👏(the part about watches was boring though 😅)

@samstone7441 Жыл бұрын

Buy a watch.

@Last_Chance. Жыл бұрын

$50,000. or was it $10

@virus56777 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the tip. 🤣😂😂🤣 guess he’s not flying anymore

@lukemorgan1267 Жыл бұрын

Bert said multiple times he felt like Chris Rock in that situation… now he says he felt like Will Smith.. He will say anything just to talk.. he also said this right in the middle of Whitney’s joke… Jesus

@malkinmalone Жыл бұрын

It is amazing that he said he felt like someone else because in Bert’s entire life he has never thought about how anyone else was feeling in any situation. In every situation he is completely consumed with his own feelings. How would he ever have known how will smith or chris rock felt?

@MorningBM Жыл бұрын

Jesus fuck

@hiiipower_glove2396 Жыл бұрын

Wow imagine a guy who talks for hours a day everyday feels different from another time.

@dontreportmygt9772 Жыл бұрын

don't pretend Whitney's joke was gonna be funny

@lukemorgan1267 Жыл бұрын

@@hiiipower_glove2396 if u ever listen to him u would agree with me. He has gone into great detail MANY times about how he feels like Chris rock cause he has been hit many times for making jokes and just sat there. Sall good though I get u probably gotta break in your new keyboard.

@GatsbyMyself Жыл бұрын

Let’s play a game. Who would you kill and who would you kill?

@theodorejuarez3944 Жыл бұрын

The sound or Whitney laugh made my 3dogs bark uncontrollably

@moredeadweight9794 Жыл бұрын

Wait, Whitney takes her shirt off on stage too? 😂 😂

@nickriley-popovich7044 Жыл бұрын

Neighborhood watch killed me and bert didnt even hear it 😂😂😂

@pmarnoze8321 Жыл бұрын

“Neighborhood watch” deserved so much more credit

@OhGodWhatIsThisAah Жыл бұрын

I was stunned that Beer just glossed over that one.

@peteranderson2671 Жыл бұрын

Brunt doesn't listen. He is constantly thinking about the next unfunny thing he is going to say and then fake laugh at.

@CognosSquare Жыл бұрын

This went waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than when Whitney did 2 bears 1 cave with Bert.

@Sequenceserenade Жыл бұрын

Whitney is at war with Los Angeles 🤣

@sm0keyMcP0t420 Жыл бұрын

Gonna need 10-12 benadryl to get through this one.

@Rigel560 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@RolandSpecialSauce Жыл бұрын

4 strokes?

@yootoob8438 Жыл бұрын

@@RolandSpecialSauce this episode would have given me 4 stokes if I got past 14 seconds

@jotaele.44 Жыл бұрын

You should try 0.25mg of Xanax lol

@ronaldgaffney2221 Жыл бұрын

Whitney Cummings on 2B1C, Hila Klein on WMMA. I don't know which one I'm not going to watch first!

@HarryManback0 Жыл бұрын

One of the darkest days in YMH Studios history.

@sylvestercalzone1003 Жыл бұрын

I didn’t understand this til I went back to my home page :( the gods are cruel today

@yootoob8438 Жыл бұрын

@@HarryManback0 right debateing on un subscribing

@spensero92 Жыл бұрын

You actually watch WMMA?

@ItsJoKeZ Жыл бұрын

why would you ever watch WMMA

@andrewroling8111 Жыл бұрын

I love Bert and Whitney together always hilarious

@dennismarino1987 Жыл бұрын

This podcast seems like a blind man driving a blind woman from Maine to Florida on I-95.... Hahahaha. Love both of em. Just had to say it

@RedPancake1993 Жыл бұрын

When the intro clip hits like a soggy slice of bread you know it’s gonna be a banger…

@topogakebobone Жыл бұрын

Spot-on.

@RassGurmy92 Жыл бұрын

More like unfuckingwatchable

@ryanbowen9718 Жыл бұрын

Was her laugh a joke or her faking it that bad I can’t tell

@RedPancake1993 Жыл бұрын

@@ryanbowen9718 it’s all just filler. Noise to drown out noise.

@celestialvibration8471 Жыл бұрын

Her laugh in the beginning honestly made me want to rip my ears off

@DerekStormmusic Жыл бұрын

This isn't two bears. Getting pretty courageous with these episodes.

@vanmac96 Жыл бұрын

At this point... of the 147 episodes of 2Bears there's been more podcasts without either Tom or Bert.

@robertfrost8264 Жыл бұрын

The show died when Tom moved to Austin. They switched to banking months in advance and shooting 3 episodes a day. Tom and Bert's tours have been insane, but regardless this is a completely different show than what it was when they started.. and they both hosted it.

@toddjefferson8761 Жыл бұрын

@@robertfrost8264 The show has taken a big hit but it did not die, it sounds like you started to get bored or disinterested which is fair. I still think there are some really good moments every now and then, only when Tom is into it

@codyyounger9737 Жыл бұрын

It's still good content. Tom and bert are obviously ideal but not realistic with the schedules clearly.

@BoozleTK Жыл бұрын

Its a podcast... and they are both touring ... relax buddy. Just dont listen to this one.

@zoozercattacrezooz4646 Жыл бұрын

Great one... these two have good chemistry

@MariaIsTotallyRad Жыл бұрын

Berry vs Whitney I gotta say is one ofy fav head to head comics on podcasts you know it's going to be an entertaining wild one

@18Callahan Жыл бұрын

Sober Bert is WAYYYYY better to listen to than drunk, hungover or Xanax Bert. Low Testosterone diagnosis is doing him a favor. Less boozing.

@rogerwilco1777 Жыл бұрын

Bert is always on Xanax, and bottles of Fit Wine doesn't count cause it has 'Fit' in the name

@mastah2494 Жыл бұрын

My ass he is sober

@danrussell27 Жыл бұрын

"I kind of have quit drinking recently". Tommy buns needs to be there to question this and find out he still drinks more than 99% of people when hes "QUIT".

@gwildordipkin6504 Жыл бұрын

Just beer and wine don't count, basically sober long as no hard stuff.

@danrussell27 Жыл бұрын

@@gwildordipkin6504 I thought it was tequila that didnt count because his recovery is so good on it.

@rogerwilco1777 Жыл бұрын

6 shots before flights don't count

@danielsparano Жыл бұрын

"i havent drank in like two whole days now"

@antinsanwo Жыл бұрын

I saw his Instagram stories over the weekend and he got wasted for Leanne birthday lol

@taylorbond5442 Жыл бұрын

When Bert mentioned that Nadav was going to be mad I got confused, because I forgot I was watching 2 bears 1 cave instead of Bertcast. This wasn't 2 bears at all and shouldn't have been released under the name.

@faceplants2 Жыл бұрын

20 minutes spent talking about Rolex shopping. Super relatable

@dodgemF1 Жыл бұрын

Sure, to those of us who can afford them, you'll get there one day.

@95NLESS Жыл бұрын

Man 😩 waited all week just for Whitney to pop up on 2B1C. Come back Tom!

@salqinonez4964 Жыл бұрын

Dude! Whitney Suuuuuuuucks

@dodgemF1 Жыл бұрын

Sadly he's been shot

@Rick_James Жыл бұрын

WHY NOT JUST PUT DANNY BROWN ON TILL TIM IS BACK!

@Doorito_ Жыл бұрын

Because YMH fans prefer bert, the numbers speak for themselves

@daveismoseley Жыл бұрын

Danny and Bert would be good though even though I like the ep and don’t hate Whitney like the rest of these incels

@robertfrost8264 Жыл бұрын

Bert lives in LA, along with 98% of the comics who didn't decide to swing from Rogan's nuts and move to Austin. His co-host guests are going to be LA comics. Danny lives in Austin and would never guest co-host aside from Bert in LA.. he would co-host along with Tom, in Austin.

@RassGurmy92 Жыл бұрын

Because they gotta simp somehow

@tylerberg4832 Жыл бұрын

@@Doorito_ source: trust me bro

@justinmarshallorlow Жыл бұрын

Tom will probably hate this episode 😂. Yay rich people looking at watches more valuable than my car.

@merfymac Жыл бұрын

Whitney thinking the chainsaws cutting down her trees was her inner monologue = f*****g hilarious aside

@dustystephens7387 Жыл бұрын

I got through 20seconds, anybody beat that?

@yootoob8438 Жыл бұрын

14 seconds

@7Kiddo Жыл бұрын

1 minute 30

@willvmurdaugh Жыл бұрын

This is literally an episode of Bertcast filmed on 2 Bears' schedule. Just call it what it is.

@7scrib Жыл бұрын

Just cry

@seccualfrustration Жыл бұрын

That quip about Berts "neighborhood watch" should win Best Underated Zinger OTY Js

@natas1603 Жыл бұрын

This is what they mean when say get in car we don’t know we were goin but we’ll have good trip 😂

@goDannyayo Жыл бұрын

I misss tooommmmmmmyyyyyy..

@marknoya1300 Жыл бұрын

Bert with no effort getting a guest for this episode:( so much for waiting a whole week !

@ralft323 Жыл бұрын

One of the funniest podcasts yet. Letting Bert run wild and all across his brain farts while being fully supported by Whitney being a little spaced out. Love it. I laughed out loud almost the entire time.

@andrewwhite1305 Жыл бұрын

Whitney is my fav Lady Bear.

@dodgemF1 Жыл бұрын

Careful, you'll upset the incels, that can't bring themselves to admit they're jealous of her success.

@tysan8059 Жыл бұрын

You could've just taken the week off, no need to torture us.

@robertfrost8264 Жыл бұрын

They could just cancel the fucking show. It's been complete trash since Tom moved to Austin.

@yootoob8438 Жыл бұрын

WaterBertining

@901Br99 Жыл бұрын

Y’all shoulda just taken a break and not put this one out

@Maxwell12380 Жыл бұрын

Thank god love these two together

@adamblackwell8704 Жыл бұрын

Tom’s ad breaks are a welcome relief

@fatguyonthc Жыл бұрын

I immediately paused it and went straight to the comments. Knew y’all wouldn’t let me down. 😂

@yootoob8438 Жыл бұрын

It's essentially a sub reddit

@Ryan82288 Жыл бұрын

Bert…there’s so many options 🤦🏻‍♂️

@OutlierConcepts Жыл бұрын

"So does the Iphone" AHHHHHHH That one had me lol

@iandickie6620 Жыл бұрын

Whitney's "Neighbourhood Watch" joke did not get anywhere close to the credit it deserves

@andrewrussell26 Жыл бұрын

I laughed out loud at "Neighborhood Watch?" Great line that got stepped on.

@paulwallington3495 Жыл бұрын

Pass 😬🙄

@Gibba1559 Жыл бұрын

Bert couldn’t handle only having bertcast once a week

@colingargano3471 Жыл бұрын

"neighborhood watch" was way more brilliant than she was given credit for.

@Genious. Жыл бұрын

I knew there'd be payback for having en episode as great as Segura and Ryan Sickler... but I didn't know it would be punishment on this level.

@jillianguillery9604 Жыл бұрын

That was a f**king great episode!

@Ali-et9oz Жыл бұрын

This is a great episode lol

@sbrlimited Жыл бұрын

Bert down to a weight higher than he has ever been!

@terrymead4024 Жыл бұрын

It’s his highest low

@mhm6 Жыл бұрын

@@terrymead4024 highest of lows and the lowest of highs

@mhm6 Жыл бұрын

What I said makes no sense

@calemitchell5764 Жыл бұрын

His weight looks like an inverted amc chart

@yootoob8438 Жыл бұрын

@@calemitchell5764 lol

@michaelpara8582 Жыл бұрын

I hope Leanne dresses as the grim reaper for Halloween this year

@owensteezy9448 Жыл бұрын

This is like watching 2 Victoria's Secret models after gobbling down a pile of Adderall

@morticianjosh7116 Жыл бұрын

The first 2 minutes of this episode is my new alarm clock. I immediately want to get up & shut it off. Tom please get back soon…..

@D-man42069 Жыл бұрын

This comment is funnier than anything and everything Whitney has ever said

@jennmanos2521 Жыл бұрын

Yesssssss

@Rick_James Жыл бұрын

The one EP I hope Bert doesn’t let someone talk.

@gwildordipkin6504 Жыл бұрын

I wonder if she trims or shaves pubes

@guywithalltheanswers6942 Жыл бұрын

When the villain becomes the hero.

@jackkuehneman9300 Жыл бұрын

Them talking about buying expensive watches for an hour is pretty relatable..

@clevermissfox Жыл бұрын

Then talking about California estates

@dodgemF1 Жыл бұрын

Tell me you're poor without......

@jesseluis6224 Жыл бұрын

Whitney’s watch jokes did not get any reaction from Bert but I was geeking hard ahah

@daegiovanni5864 Жыл бұрын

it's wild that these two think Tom is the weird, unlistenable, one. that's some world class self-unawareness! narcissists gonna narcissist, I guess.

@ext93 Жыл бұрын

We're talking about people that can't sit with 2 seconds of silence. They think saying a lot of words and talking loudly = entertaining. Both of them are tiktoks

@PowerHouse1987 Жыл бұрын

He was clearly joking. Stop being so negative, Jesus.

@dodgemF1 Жыл бұрын

Nobody's forcing you to listen ffs

@funnydonor9484 Жыл бұрын

Tom is unlistenable… just for a different reason. Zzzzzzz

@tylerberg4832 Жыл бұрын

@@dodgemF1 simping in all the comment huh bud ?

@mattyb2483 Жыл бұрын

And I will see the podcast next week thank you

@kimr2352 Жыл бұрын

Truly enjoyed this. Bout to go take the metformin I’ve been scared to take. Lol. Thanks Doctor Whitney

@theylovemyke Жыл бұрын

This episode is like turning off spam blocker and now it's just thousands of browser windows opening up 😂

@teelorp8306 Жыл бұрын

When you are so insecure you have to verbally psychoanalyze everything to justify how the world treats you.

@shrutefarms4741 Жыл бұрын

She just can’t help herself

@yootoob8438 Жыл бұрын

She's probably worse than schaub as being the "most hated person on the internet" falling out of her chair at not even that funny of a jab

@JunkBondTrader Жыл бұрын

@@yootoob8438 she's far more annoying. Brendan is just dumb, at least he doesn't ramble incessantly

@GoofyToony Жыл бұрын

Thought you were talking about me 😭

@TheIrishRev Жыл бұрын

Remember when she said being married to your best friend is a bad idea? Imagine being her best friend.

@sophierusso1849 Жыл бұрын

this comment section made me laugh more than the episode would have if i watched it

@yootoob8438 Жыл бұрын

The Palpatine joke got me good

@tolarius Жыл бұрын

I spit out all my coffee with the "...its in the house!"

@Craider79 Жыл бұрын

Next Burt show title: The MAAACHHIIINNNAAAA - The Italian mafia story

@_brett_ Жыл бұрын

I mean, how are these not just Bertcast episodes?? If it doesn’t have Tom or the Booth Boys I don’t want it.

@shoonger001 Жыл бұрын

If it's shot at Bert's house it's fucking bertcast. I don't watch bertcast.

@davidlloydmiller Жыл бұрын

I hope this episode sets a record for most 👎

@Doorito_ Жыл бұрын

Weird though, Tom's episodes with guests get way less views than berts

@alec6948 Жыл бұрын

@@shoonger001 Whitney Cummings and ME

@SarahSanterre Жыл бұрын

They’re on vacation

@joetasker8855 Жыл бұрын

"Ight imma head out"

@chadriegel2832 Жыл бұрын

Bert not replying to Jennifer Aniston is a huge flex

@claytronifon Жыл бұрын

I knew this one would be wild, these two are such extreme extroverts. crazy energy with the double phone call lol