Ep. 68 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura discuss the differences between raising girls and boys, road rage, their 2 Bears, 1 Sapp Super Bowl live show, Lil Nas X, Fans Only creators, and Hilaria Baldwin's accent controversy. They also put out the call to find the girls Tom's toured Rome with.
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@DarrenHowseMusic 3 жыл бұрын

I don't think we're ever going to see the top 10 most affordable cars.

@stephen32frazier 3 жыл бұрын

or hear how Tim's edibles aren't working anymore.. Bart talk too much

@KyleFox2 3 жыл бұрын

Bert is so top tier at interrupting that he interrupts his own stories

@mattsmith7962 3 жыл бұрын

I was actually hype to hear them talk about that

@smashin 3 жыл бұрын

Blame Bert for having so many strokes and changing subjects

@stephen32frazier 3 жыл бұрын

@@smashin it gets frustrating, everytime Tom brings something up, Bert talks about his experience with the subject, then just changes the subject. I wonder if Tom secretly hates Burt lol

@tangybuttfrogfpv8772 3 жыл бұрын

Wait where's toms beautiful hair? Obviously this is recorded in advance before the hair transplant

@alejandrocastaneda292 3 жыл бұрын

Can’t wait for Berts reaction. Tom will be the new hair champ.

@niteshade8546 3 жыл бұрын

Really hope that "bit" doesn't run long. It's one step from clown shoes and a red nose.

@CezaMVO 3 жыл бұрын

If they dont do an episode of 2b1c with his new hair, it was a waste of 40k

@fhjfhdgh 3 жыл бұрын

I still dont understand if it was real or just a bit... lol

@liamturner-beauchamp1570 3 жыл бұрын

@@niteshade8546 you’re as fun as a wet blanket

@evank7858 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like giving Tom a Bluetooth mouse would put half the staff out of a job.

@lucrative11 3 жыл бұрын

No, then he'd have to hire 2 guys to tickle a homeless guy who sounds like he smoked and drank his whole life. Thats 3 new hires just for the laugh track.

@4nnunaki 3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@songsforkidz280 3 жыл бұрын

I've literally thought about that just nadaav and the hosts would be enough why hire all these people and to do what Google stuff Snc they arent even good at it.

@Thompson-from-Finland 2 жыл бұрын

@@songsforkidz280 yea! They aint as good as young jamie

@Whystling_Byrd Жыл бұрын

@@Thompson-from-Finland XD Young Jamie maked it sound like he is an heir to nobility.

@markhammersley1672 3 жыл бұрын

I would really love a companion show where Tom tells us all the interesting stories Brett wouldn’t let him finish

@8thlvlMage 3 жыл бұрын

Fuckin million dollar idea. Roll clip from this show, and Tom goes, "What I was *trying* to say before that bobblehead interrupted me was:" and then we get to hear the actual story.

@aninsidefart 3 жыл бұрын

I would love one with all the times Bryce tries to pretend that he's laughing while he talks at the same time cut out

@davidjacquez965 3 жыл бұрын

"Tom Finishes Talking"

@etherdetroit1977 3 жыл бұрын

Now I understand why Jay Mohr slapped the shit out of him.

@yannikakapralli 3 жыл бұрын

DOOOOOOOD

@D1NOSAUR1A 3 жыл бұрын

Bert: "my dad beating me at everything taught me to be a man, and that's not toxic" Also Bert: "i just wish my dad wouldve told me he was proud of me"

@Christopher-md7tf 3 жыл бұрын

Somehow he cannot connect the dots between the way he was raised and his terrible self-esteem lol

@johns557 3 жыл бұрын

Those two things aren't related at all..... You can compete with your kid at stuff and win while teaching him the value of hard work and not giving up. Then you can also be a dick and never praise them when they succeed.

@GREVIEWS02 3 жыл бұрын

@@johns557 fax’s

@gageflores992 3 жыл бұрын

@@johns557 I mean I see what he means though, very literally only tells stories of his dad beating him and never really tells stories of him competing and it being fair, but that may just be the way he tells stories. I more so agree with you than the original comment, but to be fair I see how they’re at least on the same field

@artvandelay3840 3 жыл бұрын

@@gageflores992 There often seems to be a genuine contempt coming from his father whenever Bert tells these stories about him. I don't think his father likes him. He might still love him, but it's clear from these stories he doesn't understand him.

@Cyxz666 3 жыл бұрын

Can we get Barf a shock collar so Tom can zap him everytime he interrupts him?

@a.k.4o 3 жыл бұрын

Lol thats better then my suggestion. I thought a yard stick slap to the head was the way to go

@smashin 3 жыл бұрын

He flipped topics so many times.

@aubreejunesmom 3 жыл бұрын

Yes please! I will also donate!!

@alexd6490 3 жыл бұрын

Yea plz

@moondogg_monte 3 жыл бұрын

I'd pay for their Onlyfans to see that!!!!

@taylordial9107 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like every time Tim starts talking, Brent spends that time trying to think of what he’s going to say next and immediately interrupts as soon as he figures it out

@8thlvlMage 3 жыл бұрын

He HAS to hear himself talk. He loves it more than anything else. Every episode of this podcast is proof.

@g32k 3 жыл бұрын

@@8thlvlMage ok that’s why it’s funny

@DevinMcSalty 3 жыл бұрын

Correct

@grumpy8133 3 жыл бұрын

Bruce’s inner dialogue is just one big run-on sentence.

@8thlvlMage 3 жыл бұрын

Just like his outer dialogue.

@LeaveAhNah 3 жыл бұрын

“I miss Nadav” “God rest his soul”

@joshoa90210 3 жыл бұрын

Where the hells he at?

@elijah8706 3 жыл бұрын

@@joshoa90210 dead, per the god rest his soul

@LeaveAhNah 3 жыл бұрын

@@joshoa90210 loan sharks got him. Nadav WAS gambling

@joshoa90210 3 жыл бұрын

Rip nedav I guess.

@bundyrivera7162 3 жыл бұрын

@@joshoa90210 Hes not dead lol. He just posted on Instagram a couple of days ago. @Nadav Itzkowitz

@justinburgos2927 3 жыл бұрын

I like how Tom fake stuttered his way through Mia Khalifa.

@xdonutwizard 3 жыл бұрын

ikr, that had me rolling XD

@JeffreyM902 3 жыл бұрын

By the time they got to Adriana Chechik they stopped pretending lol

@micahatencio 3 жыл бұрын

Was thinking the same thing lmao

@crunchycrails1436 3 жыл бұрын

Wonce you go Tunisian you dont go back.

@michaeldempsey9979 3 жыл бұрын

immediately came to the comments to see if i wasnt alone and here we are

@lizzymertsching1118 3 жыл бұрын

it warms my heart every time tom says “love you buddy” at the end of the show

@davidmays30 3 жыл бұрын

I like when Tom gets to talk. I love hearing toms stories.

@thebonbrests741 3 жыл бұрын

Brent cuts himself off and pauses randomly so often I thought my signal was cutting out

@kozyg8116 3 жыл бұрын

Ugh know that feeling so well he does it all the time. Make me think my headphones die lol

@zakrivera8977 3 жыл бұрын

it just happened as i was reading this

@Ally.Cat.252 3 жыл бұрын

Those are mini strokes

@Cyxz666 3 жыл бұрын

anytime Tom starts a sentence, Bert takes it as a cue to start a random thought

@alexderoche1861 3 жыл бұрын

@Getinthecar_ it's you! From the thing!

@nicolemeyers4269 3 жыл бұрын

For real, I can't stand him but I love Tom

@thomasniemeyer692 3 жыл бұрын

Would like this comment but its against the rules, all I can say is.... nice

@zzzzbumm4608 3 жыл бұрын

@Getinthecar_ It is you 😱😱

@manbunben7285 2 жыл бұрын

You misspelled Bartholemew

@DaMaGinGWaRLorD 3 жыл бұрын

When Burt admitted that he has schizophrenia without realizing that he has schizophrenia it made everything make so much more sense

@ironsabbath72 3 жыл бұрын

I love how the second commercial break goes from "shitting and pissing in my face" to "I love cooking with my family"

@donnieuchiha 3 жыл бұрын

Love these two middle aged men pretending they can't remember porn stars' names, keep up the good work Todd and brent

@delgrengo2135 3 жыл бұрын

"Mia.....uhm...Kha.....Khalifa? Yeah Khalifa that's right." Yeah Tom real slick bud

@MichaelWutsch 3 жыл бұрын

I know all the names

@alexmcmillan945 3 жыл бұрын

Also lol @ Tim defending Mia Khalifa. She doesn't deeply regret doing porn. If she did, why does she still go by her stage name?

@myztik5716 3 жыл бұрын

@@alexmcmillan945 Because she's a hypocritical hack. She continues to use her porn name for all her promotions, but whenever she gets interviewed she gets mad at the interviewer if they ever ask about her porn past

@theplourde 3 жыл бұрын

@@myztik5716 she’s such a hypocrite. She started a “safe for work” Only Fans and got pissy at people on Twitter because they retaliated for her NOT doing nudes after she spoke out against sex workers and porn goes and the like. Honestly she has no right to talk - she signed the contracts and filmed those scenes. Too bad. Shut up.

@Drbadass2014 3 жыл бұрын

Tim is trying SOOO hard to pretend like he doesn’t know anything about OnlyFans 😂

@von... 3 жыл бұрын

onlyfans? whats a fan? why is there a place dedicated to only these items that I don't know anything about?

@jessedekrossic 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah and he knew Mia Khalifas name, but Didn’t want to say it too quick 😂

@bryansantos7752 3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant way to get an OnlyFans sponsorship - well played, Todd 👏

@HalinazDziecmi 3 жыл бұрын

@@jessedekrossic can't blame him tbh, everyone does that lol

@goodprankfarva 3 жыл бұрын

Bart was extra smooth with “onlySfans”.

@thenerds96 3 жыл бұрын

"Quick breakfesses" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I played Bert's hellofresh ad like 100 times I was dying 🤣

@faisalahmed6509 3 жыл бұрын

When bert laughs it looks like he’s trying to squish his face into a diamond

@8thlvlMage 3 жыл бұрын

Is that what the squealing is???

@stevehammond3479 3 жыл бұрын

It's quite obnoxious

@boblob-law9401 3 жыл бұрын

I think I got Bert beat. As a kid my dad would force me to play him 1on1 almost everyday for about 10 years. He would swat my shot back in my face, muscle me to the ground, trash talk... Until one day when I was 15yo, I finally beat him. He immediately made me rematch him. Then I beat him again. And then a third time. Hand to god, he didn't talk to me for a week after that. The lesson I learned from all of that is that my dad is a legit Sociopath, and that was a valuable lesson for me

@ultranitro437 3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like that movie where the dad bounces the basketball off his sons chest and makes him cry.

@rogerhinds4062 3 жыл бұрын

@@Gumbo_Calm no it was drumline

@boblob-law9401 3 жыл бұрын

@@ultranitro437 I bet you're talking about "He Got Game", with Denzel Washington? Ya, my dad didn't have any of the wisdom of Denzel's character, and twice the anger lol

@boblob-law9401 3 жыл бұрын

Who wants to hear about the time my dad made me eat vomit? Or maybe about the time he basically forced me to be a cuckhold? The second one was especially crazy because it was part of a series of events that eventually lead to him getting shot

@jtreid0907 3 жыл бұрын

Mine just left and never came back lmaoo

@robbwith2beez450 3 жыл бұрын

If Bert calls cancel culture “cancer culture” one more time he’s going to get cancered

@Kzds4909 3 жыл бұрын

Well to be fair, it really is a cancer culture

@ZeZeBatata69 3 жыл бұрын

This hack got his brain wet.

@listentothedead 3 жыл бұрын

It's an Asian joke. Bert hates Asians.

@Iamlightandlove888 3 жыл бұрын

1 bear 1 Bruce Kersher.

@michaelmurillo8722 3 жыл бұрын

This guy also pronounces ‘Counselor’ as “Cancler”

@moodyblues5150 3 жыл бұрын

Burnt Kiosk had me rolling with the big brain little brain rant. Truly fascinating

@zj-all2976 3 жыл бұрын

I love that Tom gets into the flow of a story and Bart is like "Time for a 14 minute tangent"

@marcus11947 3 жыл бұрын

I cant believe Bart speaks for a living...

@VaeringWoT 3 жыл бұрын

Bruce?

@BubuH-cq6km 3 жыл бұрын

and 90% of what he says is all made up how many viewers/listeners picked up in the first 5 minutes he lies about googling on his phone as a kid

@alexfaulkner1 3 жыл бұрын

Its almost inspiring. Is someone like bret can talk for a living that means anyone can do anything. Someone with no legs could be a shoe model, why not eh.

@viewfinderthis 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but Bret does comedy so it doesn’t have to be perfect speech 😂😂

@BubuH-cq6km 3 жыл бұрын

@@viewfinderthis and the joke is him literally

@chrisconroy3430 3 жыл бұрын

Brent telling a childhood story: "I'm blowing this guy..."

@dthcorehvy 3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a Tim Dillon story

@yfz450rider39 3 жыл бұрын

You're mistaken, that's Bobby Lee.

@thehighlife1320 3 жыл бұрын

He's talking about Jim Norton, guys.

@a.k.4o 3 жыл бұрын

What was he suppose to do? He was offered a treat

@evanabbott2737 3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@Erika11Garcia 3 жыл бұрын

This “Big Brain, Little Brain” shit really has me legitimately concerned for Bert... Can’t tell if it’s a bit or not.

@EricDeMilio 3 жыл бұрын

"Normal people don't have complex thoughts." - Bert, on the topic of him having an inner dialog.

@DevinMcSalty 3 жыл бұрын

Definitely not a bit lmaoo

@DevinMcSalty 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe slight exaggeration, maybe.

@billybuttons4298 3 жыл бұрын

Bert "I'm gonna think of a million reasons to keep drinking" Kreischer.

@elieduguay9488 3 жыл бұрын

It’s Krishna. Get it right bro.

@ElyciusM 3 жыл бұрын

I don't think Todd was able to finish a single story or sentence on this episode without getting interrupted by Birth.

@TheMontague0403 3 жыл бұрын

Is this your first podcast lol

@ElyciusM 3 жыл бұрын

@@TheMontague0403 naw lol. Just seems like it was worse on this one. He couldn't even get it full sentence in

@noobula7 3 жыл бұрын

@@ElyciusM we need a counter on how many sentences Bertrude starts without finishing them.

@goodprankfarva 3 жыл бұрын

Do you understand how hard it is to interrupt a person that’s telling a story to insert your own personal experience only to derail your own story and go off in a totally different direction? Give Brent the credit he deserves.

@rustinpeace7466 3 жыл бұрын

Bless Tim's heart, he tried so hard to tell that story in Rome.

@gavinmorris7864 3 жыл бұрын

I know, fuck I felt bad for him. Like I wanted to give him a hug felt bad for him

@wisterV 3 жыл бұрын

Bert’s pre-emptive warning “keep in mind, I haven’t really thought this out...” Like every other thing ever heard by Burt Gristle, dude has zero filter.

@TheSonReal 2 жыл бұрын

6:00 his laugh is way to infectious

@michaelshouse9430 3 жыл бұрын

Tom: “...peeing in a cup, splashing it in your face...” Bert Goes to ad: “I love going to dinner with my family...”

@rickneary3700 3 жыл бұрын

that gave me whiplash

@pastrie42 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah and right after that the cutaway to Tom reacting to Bert reading was the best.

@WarmDesserts 3 жыл бұрын

I absolutely lost it at that transition

@nusnlvs5938 3 жыл бұрын

Was hoping someone commented about it

@90Pekkis 3 жыл бұрын

I almost commented the same thing :D

@banterwithbawden5444 3 жыл бұрын

Bent Chrysler: German engineering with American style.

@stalemurfies2031 3 жыл бұрын

Bert is Shelby American, but the first few, a la mickey mantle DNA

@nagsterthegangster3548 2 жыл бұрын

39:15 - The BEST interaction this whole bit lmaooo. Tom's: "We're gunna have a talk with him after the show." was soooo well timed and delivered XD

@credigy5889 3 жыл бұрын

"Quick breckfasas and lunches, perfect for your busyn schedunal" LMAO! Great read there Brent.

@haleyjester6167 3 жыл бұрын

Bert trying to talk thru a laugh sounds like the gingerbread man from shrek

@rangleski3695 3 жыл бұрын

Yea, It's OK for the first 10 seconds....

@RolandSpecialSauce 3 жыл бұрын

@@rangleski3695 no its not ok

@stefan.avramov 3 жыл бұрын

it's a fake laugh tho

@Doc_Hawk Жыл бұрын

It gets old superrrrrrr quick

@kenbillingsley9239 3 жыл бұрын

Tom's looks into the camera are quickly becoming my favorite part of the show lol.

@inthemorning1891 3 жыл бұрын

I love when Tom looks into the camera when Bert says some wild shit

@Aevaromars 3 жыл бұрын

"Then it freezes over and totally destroys the evidence." - Bort Chrysler. Thats not how that works, that not how any of this works!

@jadencatooo 3 жыл бұрын

Bruce’s daughters definitely have watched Bella Thorne in Shake It Up in his living room 😂😂

@anthonymiller934 3 жыл бұрын

Oh most definitely!

@brandonhalf3260 3 жыл бұрын

Brett*

@anastasiabarnett 3 жыл бұрын

“cocker spaniel with a cheap blue mask. i know this guy, he has no respect for himself” lol i love hearing bert read people

@JamesBuggemo 3 жыл бұрын

Brent: "I wish I had your ability to say no" Thom: "I think you do" Burnt: "I definitely dont"

@captainobvious7088 3 жыл бұрын

Best part of my day is listening to this podcast

@goudafeta2165 3 жыл бұрын

boys in the booth are sweatin' seeing Tom and Bert going through their OnlyFans subscriptions

@someguy8578 3 жыл бұрын

And knowing that they’re going to get called out on it after.

@ObiTricksify 3 жыл бұрын

Introducing failure to a young child is not toxic Bart that’s literally the smartest thing you’ve done lmao 😂❤️

@dntgvafuk89 3 жыл бұрын

One of his few good parenting moments

@kim-jong-poon 3 жыл бұрын

Right? Insulating kids from the possibility of failure/loosing at something is how we ended up with a generation of people that can't handle adversity.

@charlottem.1477 3 жыл бұрын

And the appropriate parenting along with it.. Is actually a very smart thing to do. Isolating a child from ever failing is harmful in the long run.

@Dashtue 3 жыл бұрын

My favorite part of the podcast is when youtube ads interrupt their ads.

@Edboy691 3 жыл бұрын

8:27 Tom using an analogy to call his daughter dumb tits and Bert doesn’t notice is the funniest moment to me

@Ravangers 3 жыл бұрын

lol he didnt notice because he was talking over Tom and then himself at the same time.

@prasun911 3 жыл бұрын

going through a rough time rn and this podcast is keeping me thriving.. love the drunk fatman ❤️

@davidelle6130 3 жыл бұрын

You are stronger than your problems. You got this ✊

@adholt7871 3 жыл бұрын

Stay strong mate

@2girls1chuck38 3 жыл бұрын

Same bro. These guys, cumtown, and the bonfire are therapeutic.

@mikebrown3768 3 жыл бұрын

Bert describing his “big brain little brain” occurrences is the most relatable thing I’ve ever heard him discuss. Always wondered myself if that happened to anyone but me.

@savvyc.4328 3 жыл бұрын

SAME! I thought it was just me too. My inner big brain is very aggressive and negative.

@vannessa8240 3 жыл бұрын

Never thought Bert would make me feel normal and that it's not just me... That also could be we all ride 🚐 together 🤣🤣

@bobbyknuckles6380 3 жыл бұрын

The best is when Bert interrupts Tom just to say nothing, sit quietly, and think about what he’s gonna say next. Example: 54:14

@idontexistinthisworld5955 3 жыл бұрын

the only hard part of being a 2bears 1cave fan is being interested in one of Tom's stories knowing its gonna be interrupted

@franciscocuevas9736 2 жыл бұрын

I started watching this podcast a few months ago. So far, this episode Bert interrupts Tom so much I literally yelled “Shut the fuck up!” Lol. Idk why Tom doesn’t just tell him, “hold that thought, let me finish”. Or something.

@richliving1619 3 жыл бұрын

Brent is so good at ruining a story that Tom is in the middle of. Fantastic at it actually.

@charleshelton2345 3 жыл бұрын

It hit home when Bert said he wanted his dad to be proud of him. This is something I have come to understand is important to share with those we love. It is easier for most of us to tell each other we love them, but we need to express how proud we are of the people that mean the most to us. My dog passed recently and that was one thing I made sure to let him know in his last days.

@jakefry6919 2 жыл бұрын

This is the wholesome comment I was searching for

@JamesMiller-gl2zg 3 жыл бұрын

"I look up and he's running backwards"lolololol

@_bradjohnson 3 жыл бұрын

I like how Tom pretends to struggle remembering getinthecar’s insta

@ejcommons5993 3 жыл бұрын

Bert saying “I wish we could do highlights” like he’s one of the people in charge is funny to me

@gwdezy_5327 3 жыл бұрын

This always makes miserable Monday’s better

@biguprochester 3 жыл бұрын

Someone’s got a case of the Monday’s

@zoomcat5138 3 жыл бұрын

Fr though

@niteshade8546 3 жыл бұрын

@@biguprochester brother, I belive you'd get yer as kicked fer sayin some'n like 'at.

@SuperBrentendo89 3 жыл бұрын

Just remembered there’s also a new Bad Friends today!

@drivebybodypierce 2 жыл бұрын

7:23 - this story is basically everything about parenting. Great job, Tom.

@nicknick6380 3 жыл бұрын

Holy fucking hell that Hello Fresh ad placement was impeccable

@mjc5070 3 жыл бұрын

If Tom doesn’t fix his sleeve, I’m going to lose my mind lol

@lil_puddin 3 жыл бұрын

You mad that Tim's showing off those manly guns? Why be mad when you can be glad?

@mjc5070 3 жыл бұрын

@@lil_puddin haha I’m not mad it’s just one of those things like seeing a picture hung up that is tilted

@aiskye2295 3 жыл бұрын

I didn't notice it for the first hour of the podcast until I scrolled down and read your comment. Can't unsee this and it's bothering the fuck out of me.

@bootygoon174 3 жыл бұрын

@@mjc5070 he cant his arm is fucked up lmao

@thecapricorn11 3 жыл бұрын

😹

@Christopher-md7tf 3 жыл бұрын

"If our female friends heard how I talk in private, I'd get canceled tommorow" It's OK Bruce, we all know which one you're talking about. Canceling people is her favourite pastime.

@KCNicole 3 жыл бұрын

Why can't we cancel her?

@lukebryant6771 3 жыл бұрын

Is it Whitney or am I way off here?

@limerence_couture 3 жыл бұрын

I think it is Whitney

@von... 3 жыл бұрын

@@limerence_couture be honest, are you whitney in disguise?

@kekmountain2882 3 жыл бұрын

She says CC doesn't exist 🙄

@khorney202 3 жыл бұрын

Not guna lie. Listening to this podcast over the past few days has done more for me as far as life lessons go, than I ever got from me dad. Really love your podcast and hope you keep making them for a long time 👊

@teeguner 3 жыл бұрын

the lessons that are the hardest to learn are the ones that have the most valuable outcome

@keanoking17 3 жыл бұрын

Burnt: I miss Nadav. Tim: God rest his soul. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ToneLone69 3 жыл бұрын

Hey, if you’re reading this have a great day

@Christopher-md7tf 3 жыл бұрын

You too bro

@alleniverson397 3 жыл бұрын

You too bro

@abbgfdhkkhfvn5497 3 жыл бұрын

You too bro

@dthcorehvy 3 жыл бұрын

You too bro

@DawgFather1 3 жыл бұрын

You’re doing good!

@theplaguedmandalorian3489 3 жыл бұрын

"Pissing in a cup then throwing it in your face" then immediately "i love having dinner with my family" 😂😂😂

@creepycoldpizza2143 3 жыл бұрын

Ever wonder how someone has made it this far in life without dying from something absurdly stupid

@Spam_Dolphin 3 жыл бұрын

Japanese American Comedian Todd Segura and Brent Christols

@bswizzle85 3 жыл бұрын

Bruce and Tucker make my mondays!

@malcolmaustin4466 2 жыл бұрын

I've always loved the haircut bet story from bert. Truly how you raise a young man.

@papishampoo7892 3 жыл бұрын

Tom lived the plot of Before sunrise, what a guy lol

@liampowers8570 3 жыл бұрын

If you’re buying onlyfans for the podcast, can you write it off as a business expense ?

@kjcorder 3 жыл бұрын

Possibly yes.

@someguy8578 3 жыл бұрын

A Hhhhhhhundred Percent

@brandonholguin6895 3 жыл бұрын

"Listen. Ready for this. Can I tell you this? Are you ready for this? This will blow you away" statements used by people who need attention and really don't have anything interesting to say

@DizzySplits Жыл бұрын

58:30 the comment "Where are those girls buried now?". 10/10

@raisingradicals5564 3 жыл бұрын

I felt so flattered when Tom knew the population of Canada I actually touched my heart 😂🇨🇦

@devoncarreiro350 3 жыл бұрын

I can feel Tom's rage whenever Bert derails one of his stories

@Jonas-ym5dl 3 жыл бұрын

bert wanted a puppy right around the time he started puberty... a coincidence? I think not.

@isaactalley2819 2 жыл бұрын

Well played 😂

@danielmeuler2877 3 жыл бұрын

"I think they talk about me behind my back". LOL fucking Bert!

@henrysimpson3482 3 жыл бұрын

Bert I swear I go through this too and it’s wild. Felt crazy so thank you for sharing

@duddyjeperson6664 3 жыл бұрын

The bears are really working the boys in the booth hard today, pull up cheap cars, pull up only fans, pull up murder stats.

@shooglechic 3 жыл бұрын

My dad raised me like that as a female. I think dads being there teaching their girls like Bert's dad is definitely important.

@TonyisToking 3 жыл бұрын

My dad raised me as a female too. Might not be what you’re thinking though...

@landenmcniven7963 3 жыл бұрын

@@TonyisToking 😂😂😂

@jimmyluffnin1297 3 жыл бұрын

@@landenmcniven7963 I don't get it what's so funny

@niteshade8546 3 жыл бұрын

@@TonyisToking genders are not funny. Some people are not fortunate enough to have genders. You need do some self reflecting mister.

@ianharding4569 3 жыл бұрын

@@jimmyluffnin1297 thats probably for the best

@alexislove7743 Жыл бұрын

I love hearing these cause I learn more and more that my dad was really just raising me as a boy with pigtails

@nutzz7120 2 жыл бұрын

“I can see…it’s very good” DIED

@franciscogonzalez446 3 жыл бұрын

Where is nadav?!?! He was there, then he wasn’t, and now I’m just curious... #WhereIsNadav

@Schniedel-Woods 3 жыл бұрын

pretty sure he is in Texas searching for a new Podcast-Studio. Or dead. One of these two for sure

@tylerprince5532 3 жыл бұрын

He is still googling from the last episode

@ghostofpbnj_ 3 жыл бұрын

Todd probably killed him

@chipmckenzie443 3 жыл бұрын

His bookies came looking for him.

@michaelpipkin9942 3 жыл бұрын

Nadav is googling....

@megano9598 3 жыл бұрын

I love that Bert thought “Lil Nas got tits” for real and not just for a photoshoot

@kaydawgy1999 3 жыл бұрын

I like when Bert retells his stories that we've heard several times already

@vibeaholic3686 2 жыл бұрын

Best episode of my life!!!! Y’all made me laugh so hard. And I really needed that today. You’re appreciated ❤️

@biguprochester 3 жыл бұрын

Bruce is really listening this episode

@junoweatherman2932 3 жыл бұрын

Every time Bert does that high pitched laugh voice I have to exit out of the video and come back later

@DanGonzalez8268 3 жыл бұрын

The wide shot of that table being off center is something I can’t unsee now that I’ve seen it.

@damon5894 3 жыл бұрын

How to be friends with Bert : Let Bert talk about Bert 🍺

@fourteenblueberriesadiet7-645 3 жыл бұрын

Happy Monday to all my Jeans above 18! YMH family, bay-bee!!!

@lakotac6944 3 жыл бұрын

Brent sounds like the gingerbread man on Shrek, when he is wheezing

@crunchycrails1436 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that Bert references his “speeches to his daughters” is classic Bruce.

@glmoyer 3 жыл бұрын

My dad beat my ass at everything when I was a kid too and I'm glad that he taught me those lessons at that stage in life. It taught me a lot of humility in my adult years now. It will be something I do to my children if I'm lucky enough to have any. Much love to you both my dudes.