Top Secret ASMR Sleep Recipe

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I prepare for you one of the many recipes I've created over the past few aeons which are meant to help you relax, decompress after a stressful day, get some ASMR tingles, but most importantly: help you sleep.
00:00:00 Decisions, Decisions...
00:03:18 The Recipe
00:03:50 Top Secret Ingredient 1
00:04:44 Top Secret Ingredient 2
00:06:00 Top Secret Ingredient 3
00:08:33 Top Secret Ingredient 4
00:12:13 Top Secret Ingredient 5
00:20:21 Top Secret Ingredient 6
00:22:18 Top Secret Ingredient 7
00:24:35 Top Secret Ingredient 8
00:27:00 Top Secret Ingredient 9
00:28:59 Top Secret Ingredient 10
00:32:31 Top Secret Ingredient 11
00:36:24 Top Secret Ingredient 12
00:42:46 Top Secret Ingredient 13
00:47:22 Top Secret Ingredient 14
00:51:54 Top Secret Ingredient 15
00:55:12 Top Secret Ingredient 16
00:58:35 Top Secret Ingredient 17
01:00:46 Top Secret Ingredient 18
01:04:17 Top Secret Ingredient 19
01:06:29 Top Secret Ingredient 20
01:09:43 Top Secret Ingredient 21
01:13:01 Mixing the Ingredients
01:14:47 Top Secret Ingredient 22
01:20:32 Top Secret Ingredient 23
01:25:18 Mixing the Ingredients
01:30:10 Top Secret Ingredient 24
01:32:03 Top Secret Ingredient 25
01:34:29 Top Secret Ingredient 26
01:36:27 Top Secret Ingredient 27
01:39:37 Mixing the Ingredients
01:40:03 Bottoms Up!
01:41:39 Until We Meet Again...
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@slimyslimer2642 8 ай бұрын

I tried to replicate this recipe but since i don't have some of the ingredients shown in the video, i ended up creating a portal to another universe.

@moodlethenoodle 8 ай бұрын

I do hate when this occurs, then I have to recite the entire rubber chicken bible for the portal to close and its always a headache

@louthinator 8 ай бұрын

yeah this is about the 5th time this month that I've ended up in the Void dimension. The guy out there collecting void particles is on first name terms with me at this point. Rift should really repurpose this recipe with some easier to get ingredients.

@spicycrusader 8 ай бұрын

Wait am I the only one who ended up in the Nothing Store? I bought a couple nothings while I was there though.

@asmrlinn9441 8 ай бұрын

Ooh, did you get to exchange any cool currencies?

@pxyg0n128 8 ай бұрын

Yea, creating rifts in time and space to get ingredients for this recipe i had to do multiple times.

@realaydsman 8 ай бұрын

Corvus is definitely inside your chef hat controlling you like ratatouille

@arturocordova5670 2 ай бұрын

Lmao

@BIsgitt 8 ай бұрын

This is the rift I love. Creative and fun ideas, and triggers that always help us relax. Thank you Paul for the countless hours of sleep you've given me and so many others who watch your videos.

@caniborrowyourdog3681 8 ай бұрын

Love his creativity. I think he had an odd phase of getting too serious, because while being serious is important, he can be a bit too intense sometimes. His most recent videos have been right on the money, though.

@User9482X2 8 ай бұрын

🤖

@rhi778 3 ай бұрын

w rip pfp right there and i agree with you

@SkywardValour 8 ай бұрын

Honestly the hardest ingredients to obtain were the Ground Time, seeing as I had to summon a rift to travel to the Everything Man for said Time, which cost me 2 crumpled up blank pieces of paper, 1 whole egg carton, and a Shard from the Voidmatter Scales of the Grand Serpent's of the Antivoid which mind you, only reside at the end of the hyper-conceivable ΩV (Omegaverse). The 2nd ingredient were the Ground Cloves as I decided to use Elderborne Cloves as those provide the greatest sleeping effect. The final ingredients were all of the glitters since I had to make them myself from Galactic Shards, which I had used most of to create myself appearance-warping armor and weapons infused with the Powers of the Elder Gods since I currently reside in a universe full of eldritch horrors and I had to blend in, but luckily I had a few laying around.

@nobleninja94 8 ай бұрын

That's a hell of a lot of effort for Galactic Shard Glitter and Elderborne Cloves! I took the shortcut of time-splicing 23,500 years into the future and then sneaking out of my house to get to my local government-unregulated convenience store and crafts store (since of course, stores are still banned by the NWO 23,500 years into the future). I know the store-bought ingredient quality isn't as high as homemade, but I took some liberties cause I wanted my sleep quickly.

@SkywardValour 7 ай бұрын

@@nobleninja94 ah I see, I had a Time Splicer somewhere, but I had lost it on my journey to the end of the hyper-conceivable ΩV (Omegaverse) to gather the Voidmatter Scales from the Grand Serpent's of the Antivoid I and it was absorbed by one of the Serpents.

@nobleninja94 7 ай бұрын

@@SkywardValour unfortunate loss man, Time Splicers only get exponentially rarer as we move into the future. I had at least six people try and mug me on the way to the stores! Tough times out there man.

@Hellspawn13 6 ай бұрын

The story commitment in here makes me want to stay awake for the entire video. Alas, I suffer from big eepy brain, so I struggle to do so.

@SkywardValour 6 ай бұрын

@@Hellspawn13 ever tried just not being tired?

@formeitisthemcchicken 8 ай бұрын

Top secret ASMR sleep recipe is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

@Kartel.19 8 ай бұрын

LoL

@Anonymous-noob 8 ай бұрын

nah mcChicken u tired of that advertisment and come here to fall asleep😂

@eldritchhorrorgoose 8 ай бұрын

Popeyes chicken sandwich

@marmara_edits 8 ай бұрын

npc

@the_scallywag 8 ай бұрын

Arson.🗿

@specialforces8694 7 ай бұрын

Hey uncle E, I’ve recently been feeling very badly. I’ve had many thoughts about taking my life. I’ve been depressed because things in my life. Right now I’m happy and you’ve helped me a lot during the way. Keep it up❤️❤️

@luiscedeno7856 7 ай бұрын

hope you're doing ok, dont give up

@noahkeeley 5 ай бұрын

how you feelin these days dawg?

@yolisawambi837 4 ай бұрын

I love you, may you locate peace. Take heart ❤️

@etherealhawk 7 ай бұрын

I love the parts where he grabs and pulls invisible stuff, or looks at and inspects it. Really good trigger

@HE13272326 8 ай бұрын

Stylish chef's hat! *"Now we just add a little [unintelligible] and let it bake in the oven on 180°c for 15 eons!"*

@E_Nichs 8 ай бұрын

I can’t lie, that confetti package may be the best item I’ve ever heard

@Messizosii.i3 20 күн бұрын

It's an honor to have met an entity incapable of lying

@abbysmuff 8 ай бұрын

You had me at ceremonial dagger 🤭 So relaxing yet fun!

@pxyg0n128 8 ай бұрын

We need to get a Rift Cookbook where we can see all the recipes for his quality universe destroying delicacies.

@Bodomi 8 ай бұрын

The audio quality you offer is absolutely unparalleled. It does not go unnoticed! ❤ It must take hours of work.

@solidskullz5736 8 ай бұрын

Do you smell what the Rift is cookin, it smells a like a nice serving of rest and relaxation for the weary mind. Sounds delicious

@Swagtrap_CZ 8 ай бұрын

I bought this cook book myself and some of these recipies are amazing like „eldrich god pie" or „mythical being spaghetti"

@Nixie840 8 ай бұрын

Deity donuts

@linkasmr 8 ай бұрын

I really liked the supernatural soup but I think it could be improved by a touch of sacrificial blood and salt

@asmrbubbles 8 ай бұрын

Flying Spaghetti Monster's delicacy

@MrMeatyFlaps 8 ай бұрын

Been around since the 274th book and I have to say, this is magnificent! I have to change realities for some of the ingredients though, brb

@Ghostwasabi 8 ай бұрын

soooo needed this to relax and fall asleep, thank you!

@maximumaction1125 7 ай бұрын

I love how i always take a break from watching your videos then come back and ive got half an eternity of ER lore and videos to catch up on

@EE-ue8mj 8 ай бұрын

Im so glad you're back! Thank you so much for the sleep videos!

@krossannpruinae2922 8 ай бұрын

Amazing, I love it whenever you incorporate more traditional triggers in your videos!

@Stryfe52 8 ай бұрын

These videos are always just so fun to watch that I can never go to sleep…

@Plain_Delta 8 ай бұрын

Indubitably, good fellow

@jasyn197 8 ай бұрын

Nice video I really like your hat Great job on the improv Good volume on the whispering Awesome as usually man!

@AxiomDraw 7 ай бұрын

Loved this idea! Hope to see a pt2 !

@gellrx2066 8 ай бұрын

we need an asmr cooking session with ER, where he tries to make food. I mean there is so much creativity there.

@Inthestixxx 8 ай бұрын

I like how all of this feels like an extended magic spell or enchantment or something!

@thegwyngwyn 8 ай бұрын

Work has been extra stressful so this definitely will help me sleep tonight (:

@foreverme3078 8 ай бұрын

Yessss. A Sunday evening goodie to sleep to

@davidlopez-rs1hp 8 ай бұрын

This video is super artsy and creative, well done sir... *I feel asleep* 😴❤

@asgershort1108 8 ай бұрын

That confetti was insainly good!

@Inthestixxx 8 ай бұрын

& the number 27 had the most beautiful trigger sound EVER!

@yourejustchildish2554 8 ай бұрын

Reminds me of creating potions in my parents bathroom with all the different types of soap

@LadyOfMetal_666 8 ай бұрын

I've always had a soft spot for the brain. It's so realistic. Every time I see it in Uncle E's videos, I want to touch it, and squeeze it. If anyone knows where to find a brain like this that doesnt involve stealing from the morgue, please let me know.

@Boredblanco 7 ай бұрын

Kindly ask for one from the morgue it works for me every time 👍. Hope this helps!

@LadyOfMetal_666 7 ай бұрын

@@Boredblanco You're a genius. Thank you!!

@thediamondtrucktdt 8 ай бұрын

Best recipe ever! I followed it, and unfortunately I was standing at the top of a cliff at the time 💀

@milo_thatch 8 ай бұрын

Thank you for being here rift, idk if you remember me but things haven’t gotten better. But your videos are always here to help even if it can’t bring people back…

@JakeSorg-sg8mo 8 ай бұрын

Who tf did you kill?

@KandyCing 8 ай бұрын

@@JakeSorg-sg8momy buttcheeks

@I_am_box 8 ай бұрын

@@JakeSorg-sg8moprobably lost someone important to them

@sethwatson98 8 ай бұрын

Hang in there friend. This too will pass ❤

@milo_thatch 8 ай бұрын

@@sethwatson98 thank you..

@galaksina 8 ай бұрын

Always nice to see what Uncle E is cooking up for us in that mind of his.

@sonnyasmr7143 5 ай бұрын

Oh how did I miss this one? Sooooooooo good

@King-of-Quebec 8 ай бұрын

Great video

@Fatima_Mx 8 ай бұрын

Exquisite 👌

@myquiescentmind 8 ай бұрын

Well, now I finally know what I'm going to bake for Christmas.

@Quincyq15 8 ай бұрын

This is where rift is at his best.this is top 🔥

@bigpickleb0b261 8 ай бұрын

This one's really good

@CammoNisse 4 ай бұрын

I’ve tried watching this 3 different times but I can’t finish it because I keep falling asleep 😂 Seems this recipe is working as intended

@Jonny-wn1nb 5 ай бұрын

Your microphone setup is perfection

@istart2finish238 8 ай бұрын

Sleep Recipe 🔥

@LovedThatPart 8 ай бұрын

Loved that part when he showed us that secret sleep recipe.

@Ljokerz 8 ай бұрын

happy to see your online again :)

@mintcheetah7056 8 ай бұрын

Had an amazing sleep recipe but I fell asleep and forgot it

@MFinGordanFreeman 8 ай бұрын

Thanks for teaching us some cooking lessons Ephemeral Rift! ❤❤

@Lucianato2 8 ай бұрын

Paul, I missed the release of this video since I'm not working....I'm on vacation in the Keys. Maybe you and your family could come down for a week and do some seashell or palm tree tapping! 🐚🌴 🤘🏼

@user-dq4vy1jr7x 7 ай бұрын

very very good

@ghostthegay9223 7 ай бұрын

The only way this would be the best recipe ever, is if it were in the kitchen of a greasy spoon restaurant, specifically a southern burger joint. 👌👌👌

@Norsk-brodrister 7 ай бұрын

I love to see how rift has recovered

@baranrenus944 Ай бұрын

You look like a chef! Do you happen to cook by yourself? I like cooking my friend.

@nrgamer4life 8 ай бұрын

The sand was a nice trigger, You should make another ERU video and name it “The Sand Man”

@xUnkn0wentitYx 8 ай бұрын

I think you found great recipe

@omoriomoli 8 ай бұрын

Help i used the wrong ingredient and got teleported to a plague doctor shouting about body modifications

@overwatchgeek5735 8 ай бұрын

Rift: "may i remove your brain to collect the brain residue?" Me: **nods approvingly** Rift: **removes brain and proceeds to pull out sharp scissors**

@LuckyArceus 7 ай бұрын

Good thing the brain cannot feel pain.

@user-ze6fz6me2p 6 ай бұрын

Great ASMR, uncle Rift!

@Jade-yt9gu 7 ай бұрын

You’re parry riposte video is the best one

@gothicfairytale 8 ай бұрын

im so early 😭😭 i came to say i luv u sooo much thank u for everything

@jm1695 8 ай бұрын

The tru GOAT of ASMRER

@kingrancelotti2362 8 ай бұрын

Yes Chef!

@worldwidewebster6224 8 ай бұрын

I wonder if they serve these recipes at the cafeteria in Arkham Sanitarium?

@primalboi96 8 ай бұрын

I don’t think so… the glorgon infront of me asked for plutonium but they were all out😢

@gothicfairytale 8 ай бұрын

HIIII MY FAVORITE ASMRIST

@HammboneBob 8 ай бұрын

Thanks Uncle E.

@bustodes4018 7 ай бұрын

Who let bro cook 💀

@ArwenLeigh 8 ай бұрын

Is the camel in the hat a secret Easter egg type thing? Surely I'm not the only one who sees it? Also thanks again Uncle E for putting me soundly to sleep ready for work tomorrow.

@ArwenLeigh 8 ай бұрын

Also, where did you get the squishy brain from? I really want one.

@nogamerpostingxd636 8 ай бұрын

@@ArwenLeighthats a real brain

@KristijanH 8 ай бұрын

@@nogamerpostingxd636 its my brain actually. I rent it out on ebay. Rift is my top spender

@Rakaaria 8 ай бұрын

@@ArwenLeighpretty sure it's the silicon one from CFX masks !

@EphemeralRift 8 ай бұрын

camel in the hat?? lol! if that's what you see, okay! :) I did intentionally put 2 dots as "eyes" in one of the area though.

@MakoMusic_ 8 ай бұрын

Too bad your ceremonial dagger is missing...👀 (Slowly walks away)

@KristijanH 8 ай бұрын

I sense ill intentions

@jesse7918 8 ай бұрын

Chef it up Uncle E!

@thecourier6189 8 ай бұрын

That devious smile at the title 😭

@ASMRCheater 8 ай бұрын

You told us the recipe, now we have to die!

@ManMan10136 8 ай бұрын

I’m convinced rift has been growing the beard specifically for a Santa Clause roleplay

@imScoff 8 ай бұрын

I think you forgot to add the extra 2tsp of daedric sauce, nonetheless great video E!

@EphemeralRift 8 ай бұрын

My bad

@BaysideTub217 8 ай бұрын

Let him cook 🔥🔥‼️‼️

@anthonywaldera1706 8 ай бұрын

Instructions unclear, I made an exact clone of Ephemeral Rift and he’s taking all the items in my house to make ASMR.

@MAG-ec8yt 8 ай бұрын

How many days and hours will it take me to watch this entire video, if in less than 10 minutes I fell asleep?

@linkasmr 8 ай бұрын

14 days

@nicolettaasmr 8 ай бұрын

I had top secret chicken parmesan #594 today!

@captaincashew5291 2 ай бұрын

Indeed drinking a pound of glitter and sand does help me sleep at night

@leannerichards3856 8 ай бұрын

Am I the only one trying to read the back of the recipe book and failing?

@SarahBurlingame-jf3if 8 ай бұрын

I have tried and failed

@josiahreefman7347 8 ай бұрын

Same here :(

@DeathBoy013 8 ай бұрын

All I can read is "anyone caught with this book in their possession will be subject to being (word appears to end in ged) from this (word appears to end in either me or ine)! I mean it! Edit: I believe the second unknown word is timeline. First word might be discharged or maybe dragged?

@johnjohnson7259 8 ай бұрын

Sunday asmr enjoyers rejoice

@stronkrecords 8 ай бұрын

I shall use this to summon paimon

@Guts-l7q 7 ай бұрын

As a rat who likes to cook I see this as a win

@MoonberryJam93 8 ай бұрын

Got the chef's hat of the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelder gods

@LeoLight-nl2wn 8 ай бұрын

LET HIM COOK !!!

@SPARTAN-mb6gx 8 ай бұрын

Its sad that his viewing numbers have dropped because he made some choices this man has spent the last decade i think doing asmr ist sad because he had helped me in my darkest days

@fullysemi-automaticmemes3888 8 ай бұрын

Man who cares about views? Who cares if a bunch of crybabies left because they couldn't handle an adult having his own opinion?

@saucevc8353 8 ай бұрын

@@fullysemi-automaticmemes3888 I don't think Paul is a bad person but I can also totally understand why a lot of people would be turned off by his incredibly misanthropic views. I don't think it's wrong or "crybaby" to feel uncomfortable supporting someone who stated that the entire human race is pretty much equivalent to cattle, because that goes a bit farther than just your average hot take. He was also actively disrespecting other people's opinions on twitter by mocking them for caring about all the deaths caused by ongoing wars, though he at least somewhat apologized for that.

@fullysemi-automaticmemes3888 8 ай бұрын

@@saucevc8353 He never said the human race is equivalent to cattle. It's clear to anyone who isn't actively looking to be offended by his mention of the holocaust that he was making a comparison between the killing of animals vs humans from an objective, statistical point of view. As a human being it's hard to set aside your ego and look at the action of ending a life objectively when it's a specie you see as inferior, which is ironically how Nazis tried to morally justify their actions. Paul didn't downplay their atrocities by making this comparison. It's simply hypocritical for humans to think we're more deserving of life than other creatures that live on our planet. I'm not even vegan, I just recognize that life is cruel and since we dominate the planet we get to make the rules. But at the same time I'm able to look at the treatment of animals in industrial scale slaughterhouses and see it as the mass killing that it really is. It's obvious to me that people wouldn't have gotten offended about his comment if he used Genghis Khan, Stalin or Mao as an example instead of the Austrian painter. Even though they all killed more people than he did. There's something about the holocaust that makes people think it's not to be questioned as the being worst event in human history. We're taught about this one event in school all across the globe. The atrocities of Stalin and Mao are quite literally downplayed by the fact that we're not taught about them.

@LadyOfMetal_666 8 ай бұрын

@@fullysemi-automaticmemes3888 you're right dude. Until I did some research, I had no idea who Stalin or Mao were. Pretty sad that we are taught about the holocaust but not about them and their atrocities.

@saucevc8353 8 ай бұрын

@@fullysemi-automaticmemes3888 So you claim that the human race isn’t equivalent to cattle and then state that humans believing they have more of a right to life than animals is ridiculous. Which is it? And maybe if it was just the Holocaust comment I could understand believing that he’s not trying to downplay anything and simply making an insensitive comparison. But he literally made fun of people who care about current atrocities like the Israel Palestine war, such as Ethan Klein, as well as using a gif of MJ eating popcorn to react to the war. He’s clearly trying to encourage people to not care. The fact that actual vegans think his logic is absurd says a lot.

@cjcurtis3433 8 ай бұрын

We eating good tonight

@Riripeep 8 ай бұрын

ingredient number 5 knocked me out

@WitchKing-Of-Angmar 7 ай бұрын

I just realized ephemeral rift would be an amazing name for a 90s band. I think we have a lot of time in our hands

@troymorris2179 8 ай бұрын

Oh thanks ER I was just checkin out ur channel, like most do - ya see, I was sleeping to rest and now I’m sleeping to sleep. PS- can you do more Skyrim.ASMR.Onlyu plz?