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So you have to be 55 to 60 to qualify for senior discount so I'm 70 that means I haven't been a senior for 10 years what's up with that

Grocery store Karen story: So he offers the 5% senior discount implying she's old. Gets her pissed off and he backtracks, yet still implies shes only a year off from qualifying for the discount?!?! I'm fucking 💀💀💀 😂 Bro dissed her good and also made sure she wasn't rewarded for her assholery. Fantastic!

"this isn't monopoly this is crispy cream" XD

Alternate Title: Karma bites Karen in the butt, the compliation

Story 10 from the Goose's POV. I'm waddling along with my goslings, when a phone comes out of nowhere and almost hits one of them. I followed him for a while and devised my revenge...

For those commenting on the bike vs car, remember that distracted driving, such as texting or participating in a phone call, is the same kind of illegal as driving while drunk.

Story #6's ending is so sweet 😭 And im glad the four people got into trouble after lying about that

Imagine seeing Princess Fiona on a flying motorcycle zooming by lol

That one store story describes the look of a Karen with COMPLETE PERFECTION

A few years ago, my second son bought some fart smell on the web, he had a great time with the smell. From time to time I get annoyed by stupid people, rude people and aggressive people. So, I got the details of the smell from my son and now keep a vial with an atomiser of the smell on me. It’s really effective.

Worked in customer service for 15 years in 2 major global telcomms. Mindset of most customer service workers: If you are rude, you get the bear minimum help that I am required to offer to keep my job. If you are polite and patient, I will use all of my knowledge and connections to resolve your issue fairly and as quickly as I can. 🤷‍♂️

If I have a rude customer who orders 10 nuggets, I will give it to them in a 6 and 4 piece box.

First: I hope you get better, Am I the Genius voiceover guy whose name I don't know because there's like 3 or 4 of you who cycle through repeatedly and I don't know any of your names Second: I love how the one with the insurance fraud did the Columbo style "Oh, uh, just one more thing" bit

I used to be an Apple employee. I had one customer who was just rude for the sake of rude. I asked them for something innocuous and they EXPLODED saying they're wanting the name and employee ID and they're going to call corporate etc. All I told them was "well if you want to call corporate tell then you wish to file an ID-10T form with a Kilo Alpha Romeo Echo November complaint, is there anything else I can help you with? No? Have a magical day!" The best part was, these people had about as much knowledge of technology as a ferret. They even called asking for with an ID-10T form

I remember there was this one time I was on my way to work (I worked at a store in a mall at the time). I'm riding an escalator and I am aware that someone is in front of me, so I make sure to keep a distance so I don't accidentally bump into them. After I get off the escalator, the person in front of me gives me the "Are you blind? Watch where you're going, you almost bumped into me." drama bull and in their defense, I was getting a bit close and I understand people are sensitive about personal space and if that was the case, I sincerely apologize, but this person acted like it would've been the end of the world if I just so happened to bump into them by accident ("My most humble apologies my liege, for I have almost graced your presence with mine"). I was born with cataracts in both eyes and astigmatism in my right (both cataracts are removed now, but astigmatism doesn't go away) and on top of this, my neurodivergence makes me unaware of my surroundings at times (I understand this isn't an excuse for me to just bump into people though). So I take my headphones off and say that I wasn't going to bump into them and that they shouldn't worry. Soon after I start my shift at work, guess who walks into the store? The person doesn't seem to notice me, so after I let some time pass, I put on the smuggest grin and politely ask them "Finding everything alright?" I just look up at them and they have the same scowl they did from our first interaction, only this time, it was priceless.

The first story was gold XD

Me: “Aaaaand you can pick up your complimentary gift box at customer service, where they’ll wrap this up for you!” Karen: “Oh, NO! I hate going to customer service! There’s always a line. Why should I have to wait in line like everyone else!?” Me: 📞 “Hello, customer service? I’m sending over a very important customer! Clear a path!” Karen: “Thank you!” **leaves** Me: 📞 “Then lock up the cabinet containing the gift boxes, shut your little window, and go out to lunch before she gets there!” **hangs up** 😈

Hope you feel better. ❤❤ I love making angry people more angry by completely ignoring them then acting like I don’t hear them or understand what their saying. 😅it’s fun.

He has covid, but still he is making video for us. Thanks for making our day much better.

For the spot stealer story, I like to imagine the song 'Karma' just starts playing out of nowhere as she pays

Ha I got one: I run an automotive machinist shop which means we repair engines and parts, nowhere in our propaganda does it indicate that we sell parts or accessories for the car that wouldn’t be internal engine parts, well into the afternoon a rather irate looking guy walks in and, putting down a white trash bag on my counter, asks me for a power steering pump bracket for a mid 2000’s impala stating that his had broke (probably due to him ramming something with his car) to which I kindly explained that we don’t sell that kinda external part and that the auto parts store a block away could definitely help him with that, he arrogantly says he tried all the stores and no one has it on the shelf and it would take 2 days to get one shipped from the closest big warehouse, the fact that there are people who refuse to wait for shipping actually annoys me to no end, I then kindly offer to see if we can repair his broken one I assumed was in the bag he ever so gently plopped on my glass counter top, he takes it out the bag and it is NASTY, still with a smile on my face I say yes we’ll be able to weld that lil piece back together no problem after we find the aluminum under all that dirt and grease😅 and it won’t cost half the price of a new one, he looked hopeful for a second, then when I asked for his name and number he gets further irritated and stated “nah I’m gonna sit here and wait for it” thought he was joking, I said “well you can but that stool is a bit uncomfortable to sleep on” explaining that there’s about an hour left in the day and that we’d get started on it in the mornin and it should be ready by noon, that’s where he gets super annoyed and loud and says he needs it now and cussing, I then take my phone out a look up the part number on Amazon and tell him he can order it for next day, then he picks his bag full of grease saying “you obviously don’t wanna help out a paying customer….” and before he gets to the door (still smiling) I said “hey pal I realize it’s never a good day to have car problems, but what you’d need to realize is before meeting you, I was having the BEST day of my life” (my day had been just average but I wanted to make a point) he just walks out stomping and mumbling to himself, tried to slam the door but it’s gas cylinder operated, he probably felt that in his shoulder for a few days. I always try to have a good happy demeanor when dealing with customers and some people just want the world to mimic their own emotions all the time, the more irate they get, the friendlier I get.

If I have to deal with a Karen in the wild i just blink and smile and act like i Don't speak English or I'll show my hearing aides and let them figure out im hearing impaired lol

Get well soon man!

Every single one of these stories can be summed up in one word: catharsis

There's a recent Mark Rober video where he motorizes a shopping cart. Finally, one culprit arrives. He unloads the cart and carelessly shoves it toward the disabled parking. Rober drives the thing back behind this guy's car. The guy has to get out 3 times to move this cart. He finally puts it in the corral. Oh, and there's also a video floating around of a car coming from the opposite direction and stealing a parking spot. The "victim" was driving a jeep with a wench on the front. After the other driver gave him a disparaging glance and walked away, this guy pulls up behind the car, hooks up the wench, pulls the car into the middle of the lane and pulls in. The only way that video could have gotten better was sticking around for the jerk's reaction.

I hope you feel better, Genius🥺🥺🥺🥺

Covid sucks. I hope you feel better really soon. Thanks for your dedication in spite of what I know is an awful, cruddy illness.

had a guy on tuesday get upset because it took 30 mins to get food...i told him we do not offer 45 min lunches or 2 hour dinners, its a 2 guy kitchen and everything is made fresh. he started mouthing off at me but i refused his additude i said something like i am not your child i am not your slave i am not swayed by a thing you do or say. you will pay your bill your a dick so you wont leave a tip...ending the encounter by saying thats some small dick energy you got sir. made my day.

The squash story guy is a hero and he doesn't even know it. I aspire to be like this. 🤣

A couple of years ago, my wife and I are hanging out with some of our friends, all of whom are female. Anyway, at one point, this dude comes up to our group with a lame pickup line, something to the effect of, "Can one of you escort me to the door, please?" He also had a smirk on his face as if to say, "I can have any of these chicks right now!" My wife and all our friends are dumbfounded. Me, however, I - the only male - decide to oblige him. "Dude, I got ya!" Never saw a bubble burst so fast. Next thing he said was, "Nah, I'm good." And he slinked away just as dejected then as he was initially confident.

“Sir, this is a Krispty Kreme”

For the first one, I was expecting that before they got off, that dropped a massive "silent but deadly" And then watched the ladies reaction from outside, as the train took off 😂

Reminds me of the saying “if you run into one jerk that person was a jerk, if you always run into jerks you’re the jerk”

Gotta love the Good Samaritan just letting the fraudsters dig themselves in deep before pulling out the video to destroy them. A+ work.

I love love LOVE the senior discount one!

I hope you get better soon man! Love ya!

Hope you get better soon you’re stories are great

Hahhaha. I work in an car insurance call center, while studying to be a home and property adjuster , if you call me and start yelling, first i tell you, weve never met, so talk to me like we have never met. Rarely works, but thats the point. If you can be rude to a complete stranger, i take it as permission to be rude back. I become matter of fact and very snarky, then i transfer you to the wrong department because if you are already mad at me, i may as well earn your ire while im at it😊

That senior discount thing would've been even funnier if he had said "so you don't qualify ANYMORE?" implying she's older than 60 :D

story's 3 and 4 specifically are just perfect

The rhyme at the end though masterpiece

I used to work at a Baskin Robbins and we sold ice cream cakes there. It was my last day of working there and a man with his 4 kids walks in and wants to buy a cake. Our cakes were priced by size. He grabbed the second biggest cake and took to to the counter to check out. The cake box was absolutely crushed and I noticed that the price tag had been switched. He switched the price tag from a $32 cake to a $12 cake and thought that I wouldn’t notice. I told him that the tags were wrong and the real price of the cake but he said “Well you should charge me $12 then since it was y’all’s mistake” and I told him that he wasn’t fooling me and that I know he switched the tags. He immediately got defensive and yelled “WHERE’S THE MANAGER?!” and I told him that she wasn’t there. He then asked me for her private phone number and I told him I couldn’t give out her private info. He then started cussing at me to give him her number but I just kept saying no. Then he slammed his hands on the counter and yelled “YOU JUST MADE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE!” and then slide the cake off the counter. Then he said “I’M GONNA GET YOU FIRED! HOW DARE YOU BLAME THIS ON ME” and then I said “Sir, it’s my last day here. So do whatever you want” From the look on his face after that, I knew he wanted to put hands on me, but he knew there was nothing else he could do because 1) His kids were there, and 2) The store had other customers so if he attacked me, some of the other customers, who saw this all happening, might intervene. He knew he was defeated so he just stormed out with his 4 kids. The fact that he could act like that in front of his kids makes me terrified of how he treats them at home or how they might grow up in the future. I just hope they’re better people than him when they’re adults.

why are goose so savage bro

Geniuses and jerks are often the same person.

Praise that lady clerk for ROASTING THE CRAP out of this store Karen/Kevin

Wait why is the senior discount only for people age 55-60? So people over 60 don’t count as seniors anymore?

4:05 "I'm in a magazine.." me thinking (Dog Fancy?)

Story 10: in my neck of the woods bicycles are expected to use the road signal except where signed otherwise

You know that old joke about the cop giving a ticket to a pretty woman? My grandpa used to be a cop and he’d do stuff like that all the time. His favourite was the one where he quoted that joke verbatim. “Hello officer” bats eyelashes. He gets her license and registration goes back to her and hands her a ticket and she got all huffy and was like “you’re actually giving me a ticket? I thought you wouldn’t give tickets to pretty women.” My grandpa said “I don’t” and she cursed him out 😂

bro got ran over by a car got up and than got attacked by a goose

I was in a Thai Visa Embassy when this American guy complained that he has been waiting for 30 minutes to get his number called and he wants to be next. I was standing there since its my turn and my daughter. The officer looked at me and I said "No because its my turn.I was waiting fro 2 hours but I was patient." The American Guy looked at me and huffs then goes back to his seat. Me and the Officer shook our head and smiled. Dear some foreigners who will be visiting in Asian Countries, not because you are from a first world country, rules of the country you visit doesn't apply to you and act like so entitled and rude to Asians like me.

😂😂😂 Thanks for the laughs! These were all funny.😂

Hope you feel better ❤

story three is brutal as hell

Story 7 knocks alot. It was christmas time and I went to buy a playstation game for myself. Went to the line and infront of me was a couple with two trolleys full of items. I kindly asked them if i could cut in front of them since i had only one item, and they said with a sour face "get in line like everyone else". Burst a few veins and left the store :(

Lol story #2 was straight up Patrick Swayze's intro scene from Roadhouse

This one's a long one; buckle up. Back when I used to live in my old hometown, I was hitting up the local library to do some studying for uni. Said library's accessible to a local shopping centre's outdoor courtyard, and in that courtyard's some kid running around with a plastic toy sword & swinging it at other kids, all while his mother seems to watch from afar and tell him to 'settle down' while she sits in a cafe that's on the ground floor of the library. I walk pass and into the main lobby and, all the sudden, I feel something smack against against my back; it's long, hollow and it's hard. Turn around, and sure enough, it's that kid I saw outside, who thought it'd be funny to come after me. He was even about to reel back for another hit before I put a hand up to stop him, tell him "don't do that" in a stern voice, and that's when the mother walks in. She doesn't tell her son off for hitting a stranger or even for wandering off, but she's in my face, telling me not to raise my voice at her child. I've got a woman going full mamabear on me in the lobby of a public library, all while a woman at the reception desk just watches us before she eventually turns around to lead her goblin child back outside. This kid giggles and runs off, and that's when this beautiful bit of karma happens: I should mention that the library in our town was in a relatively new building at the time and, because of that, a lot of the systems around the place weren't working the best; there was a service elevator that would be down for maintenance every couple weeks during this time or, in this case, the glass sliding doors wouldn't open automatically if you came at them at a certain height or angle. So, this kid runs full speed into a pair of glass doors. Face first. He falls on his ass and starts immediately screaming. His mother then picks him up and does her best to calm him down, before she too walks into the glass doors with her son in her arms. She looks behind at me, watching in stunned amazement, before she storms out and I never see her again that day. The receptionist just sighs, telling me that she's a regular around this time of day here and always lets her kid run rampant. I get a welt across my back, because of how hard this kid hit me with that dumb toy sword. He wasn't pulling any punches.

You can’t wait any longer? Sure, you can call and reschedule for a guaranteed reservation(for next month😝)

Hope you get well soon ❤

Ur voice sick or not ur voice is lovely

Bro, you can’t tell me this isn’t an entirely different person voiceing

OP in story 3 should have told the woman to maybe add something extra to her avocado mask after she was offended by the discount offer. I would have.

Story 6 please tell me they got arrested for false police statements.

Omg so fun to offer obnoxious people a senior discount

I hope you get well soon!

Story 13 is a master.

Last story; fight smart, not hard.

....and then I hit a goose 😂😂😂😂

My Evil Betty giggle got plenty of exercise listening to this

i got attaked by a goose 💀a rlly bad day huh LOL

Your not a champ to the people, your a savior

Best story was senior discount day 10/10 petty af

Hope you get Well soon

Number 6 was my favorite

Get well soon!

Last story is just *amazingly* satisfying. Just Mmmmmmm

Wow... Imagine being on a bike and getting hit by a car and throwing their phone instead of getting their insurance info... XD

Yo dmv and the German one were fire

6:40 Owned.

Hope you get better

this game play is my most favorite

Squash guy is my hero

His voice makes him sound like you could steal my girlfriend.

Hey nobody gives a crap about your change in voice dude I think the majority of your listeners including myself would be understanding and happy to know your ok and doing well since Covid's nothing to frick with just take it easy and get well soon 😊

Did the manager return the jacket to the rude guy?

Get better soon

Karen’s might memorize this guys voice

Story 12 is just cart narc

The first woman was just grumbling under her breath, so the first one was just petty.

9:26 Steve from Minecraft!!!11!1!

I love Story 13.. I wish I had the esteem to do this... GF is TA for stopping the fun.. I mean come on...

Like 10 years ago probably longer I bought cheap cell phone jammer off of I forget the site. It was one of those direct from China sites obviously. It was pretty useless for anything but messing with loud jackasses talking on their phones in public. I'd bring it with me when shopping and when I heard someone loudly talking on their phone turn it on. When they started to yell louder and asking can you hear me I'd turn it off. Then I'd wait because I knew that type would be right back on their phone again. I'd repeat the process but when they started asking can you hear me a second time I'd yell back "WE CAN ALL HEAR YOU JACKASS!" It was usually good for a laugh for anyone in hearing range.

Gees are menaces

Story 6 is real satisfying but Dashcams, people! Dashcams! So helpful for scumbags like these!

This version of his voice definitely sounds better dw fella

is that gta bike modded?

Feel better am I the jerk reader guy!

ik im late 3 months but hopefully u got better 👍

covid SUCKS!! hope you feel better soon. you sound fatigued as heck.