Every Comedian's Reaction to Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard Trial [PART TWO]
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Part Two of Joe Rogan, Jessica Kirson, Bill Burr, Andrew Schulz, Akaash Singh, Charlamagne Tha God, Yannis Pappas, Whitney Cummings, Mark Normand, Russell Brand, Kyle Dunnigan and more share their funniest reactions from the ongoing Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard Trial. #jokewrld #johnnydepp #amberheard #part2
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@PREZIDENTIALalt 2 жыл бұрын
I think we need to spark one up when we talk about jokewrld
@AnthonyWhitewwfilms 2 жыл бұрын
Whitney your face? What are you doing to yourself girl???
@hellabella8295 2 жыл бұрын
I need heavier drugs than that.. a lot of the people on this are just awful and really DUMB!! REALLY REALLY DUMB!
@bidenadministrationischina5091 2 жыл бұрын
That's about the most accurate depiction
@danielmeissner4521 2 жыл бұрын
She can still get it.... ALWAYS thought she's sexy. Her SENSE OF HUMOUR IS THE BEST
@terrioestreich4007 2 жыл бұрын
It must be exhausting to be around her for more than 5 minutes
@cornishmaid9138 2 жыл бұрын
Thing is, the overwhelming number of witnesses are not actors.
@joshuahernandez2587 2 жыл бұрын
👏
@magicbuns4868 2 жыл бұрын
Just her sly way of excusing and dismissing domestic violence. It's a typical response.
@jenniferwood8944 2 жыл бұрын
I saw somewhere they had hashtag mepoo
@jenniferwood8944 2 жыл бұрын
You can't hide bruising with make up, not if you have really been beaten! She changes her story, cries without tears 💩 mepoo on his bed, who puts a cigarette out on someone's face? My God who is this female?
@salteadog33 2 жыл бұрын
I have no idea why people think actors are pro liars. Not all actors are created equal, but they are all aided by lighting, music, writers, editors, directors, playing off co-actors, etc. They aren’t sitting on a screen, looking at you in the face actively making up a script on the spot.
@yoitshannond 2 жыл бұрын
Whitney Cummings looking more and more like carrot top
@alexcoyg3281 2 жыл бұрын
omg i wanted to post the same sentence, she looks and sounds cukoo
@User-jo7jp 2 жыл бұрын
broccoli bottom?
@allstopblue5717 2 жыл бұрын
God it’s rough I swear. I just don’t get it. She’s not attractive.
@Craiglanstrum1987 2 жыл бұрын
Gold
@rubenbarrera7338 2 жыл бұрын
Oh Shit lol you right She looks like a gay lion lol
@lA-tv1qt 2 жыл бұрын
12:00 His mother died 28 days after her birthday. He met his wife only once after his mother's death, to tell her that they should separate with dignity. That's when she started shouting on the phone to a friend, "Don't hit me Johnny". She applied for a court order against Johnny while he was out performing the last rights of his mother.
@Khaleesi_Of_Kittens 2 жыл бұрын
No. He was in Spain. Going to the premier of Through the Looking Glass. He wasn't preforming any "last rites."
@goodvibes-pw9xlVR 2 жыл бұрын
so sad !
@salteadog33 2 жыл бұрын
The mother who hurt him? The one that Amber reminded him so much of? Wow. I have a parent that I have a difficult relationship with and I’m always asking my therapist “how am I supposed to feel when they pass”? How do reconcile all these emotions, with knowing there will never be any resolution now.
@sharpedge3355 3 ай бұрын
And he still married her, so who is the real psych?
@matildamiller3233 2 жыл бұрын
One has proof, the other has allegations and proven lies.
@Aethelbeorn 2 жыл бұрын
Her testimony to the jury is quite the spectacle though. I was cringing most of those two days. She is NOT a story teller. I'm sorry, it's stupid, I know it's childish, pardon my language.
@matildamiller3233 2 жыл бұрын
@Kitty Silverlake He has hospital records, witness statements, photos of bruises, swelling, a severed fingertip, and recordings of her admitting she hit him repeatedly. His exs (one of 14 years) testified no history of violence from him. She has a couple selfies, yet no one else actually saw her with bruises, including HER personal makeup specialist, nor her personal assistant, and police officers specifically seeking signs of abuse. Her own sister and mother testified to her violent nature. She has a history of domestic abuse in a previous relationship, of which she was the abuser as well. She has been caught in multiple lies on the stand, in some cases just moments after making a contradictory statement. She can't keep her story straight from one moment to the next, and each retelling gets more and more outrageous. I go with the evidence. Evidence says she is a liar, has admitted to abusing others on multiple occasions, as well as physical evidence of said abuse. This is a defamation case, which relies on evidence her op/Ed resulted in harm to Depp. Industry professionals acknowledged Depp lost roles due to the op/Ed, and she admitted on the witness stand that she wrote the op/Ed. She is guilty of the defamation, per her own testimony. As for the abuse, doubtful charges would be pressed, but she has admitted herself to have been an abuser.
@matildamiller3233 2 жыл бұрын
@Kitty Silverlake it's a few selfies because she took them herself 🙄 Sounds like you're the one getting "feels" for someone. I'm going on the evidence itself. Something she doesn't have. Something he has in abundance. If she wanted to be more believable, she shouldn't have been changing her story so many times, and should have kept her lies to things that couldn't be debunked by Depp's attorneys. She should have kept it simple, and believable. Now, if it were Tom Selleck, I'd be all about " the feels", Selleck is a MAN. Depp is a "pretty boy", which isn't to my taste 🤷
@th3on3thatb3atu 2 жыл бұрын
@Kitty Silverlake lmaooo wrote a whole essay when she already admitted it was her. You’re a whole clown
@caitthecat 2 жыл бұрын
The whole victim-blaming of "they were both abusive " is getting old.
@bullocks90 2 жыл бұрын
Black and white thinking is unhealthy homie. Nuance
@ayliny8056 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, in this case it doesn't make sense.
@donnied6920 2 жыл бұрын
It's people who don't watch giving opinions
@bambilackner 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s how they’re trying to justify believing her all these yrs and never giving him the benefit of the doubt.
@Bugaspentree 2 жыл бұрын
emotionally mentally abusive could have very likely happened by not just amber…. It’s inevitable in a toxic relationship it doesn’t mean that it was on purpose it just becomes the environment they created and they both play a part.
@fabulousroy 2 жыл бұрын
I just wanted to say that acting and lying are two different things. Many good actors are bad at lying, and many good liars are horrible at acting
@lucyintheskyvi2284 2 жыл бұрын
Well said!
@abelalex6114 2 жыл бұрын
She's good at both
@lucyintheskyvi2284 2 жыл бұрын
@@abelalex6114 Even better said! Lol
@fabulousroy 2 жыл бұрын
@@abelalex6114 lol not really
@meramail 2 жыл бұрын
@@abelalex6114 please watch performances of good actors in good movies if you think AH is good at acting.....
@FreckledFoxx 2 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr's brand of common sense-comedy-sarcastic rage is just excellent.
@knifeteeth 2 жыл бұрын
It's not. It's pretty gross.
@Khaleesi_Of_Kittens 2 жыл бұрын
She's a nutjob who tore him down from day 1 and he believed he didn't deserve better because abuse does that to a person (especially one who was a severely abused child.)
@davidshamiri1448 2 жыл бұрын
If shes not held accountable for false accusations there is no justice
@BLACULA-Skeewoah 2 жыл бұрын
It's a civil suit
@flowerchild9633 2 жыл бұрын
They were both abusive very toxic relationship
@Aethelbeorn 2 жыл бұрын
That's why he pushed it to be televised. He wanted his evidence to be for all to see so we can come to our own conclusions regardless of this civil suit's conclusion. Jury's are unpredictable at times. Remember, they should only have the evidence that is supplied to them in court and should not have any outside knowledge of the case or it could result in a mistrial.
@dangerousthoughts790 2 жыл бұрын
@@BLACULA-Skeewoah I mean financial accountability is a start, it would be great if she saw her day in criminal court too though
@skurdibbles7913 2 жыл бұрын
She's probably going to win this suit. It's like a 95% chance. Johny won the hearts over and got the truth about it all out, which I'm assuming was his only goal as he knew he had next to no chance to win the trial. Why would he care though, he can make 50 million in one movie which he is going to to be able to work again now the truth is out.
@salvadormendoza8400 2 жыл бұрын
“I don’t think actors should be able to testify in court” lmao the dumbest shit I ever heard jus cuz they can act doesn’t mean they can hide from the facts and what’s real
@pdrey100 2 жыл бұрын
Heard is terrible actress especially on the stand. High School plays have kids that can actually shed tears.
@MiguelVargas-tu1yl 2 жыл бұрын
Did you actually take that seriously 😂
@salvadormendoza8400 2 жыл бұрын
@@MiguelVargas-tu1yl I mean she said it pretty seriously
@mikeynike81 2 жыл бұрын
Its a joke 🤦♂️
@williamgraham5630 2 жыл бұрын
@@mikeynike81 Joke or not it's not funny.
@tjm8128 2 жыл бұрын
It should have been cased closed as soon as the LEGAL PAPERS were released where she says unless you give me what I want financially, I’m going to serve you with a restraining order. If someone has really been abused, they want justice not money.
@pdrey100 2 жыл бұрын
Nah. This bitch wants both.
@andrewholland21 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus. Whitney looks like she’s wearing a Whitney skin mask
@allstopblue5717 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s bad. Wild how so many podcasts I still hear comedians saying how hot she is
@sweetbaboo2537 2 жыл бұрын
Whitney's fan base is basically all women, so she can't really "shit" on her bc she would b exiled by the feminist group...that's what I heard.
@hellabella8295 2 жыл бұрын
Is that the name of the big mouthed dark haired woman.. the one who is a an absolute MORON???? I am Aussie so don’t know most of these people..
@andyoushouldfeelbad 2 жыл бұрын
There is nothing genuine about Whitney.
@WahrheitMachtFrei. 2 жыл бұрын
Face like a hairless cat on a motorbike at 120mph.
@lindadouglass4692 2 жыл бұрын
No one is innocent in a break up. The one truth is that Johnny Depp doesn't have a history of violence with women. Amber does have a reputation. Married a woman who needed and wanted to be rich and a star. Justice for Johnny. Not all these guys have their facts right.
@GinaWelsh 2 жыл бұрын
Actually you have your facts wrong. Depp has a 30 year history of violence and that’s why he’s been dropped from movies. Heard has no history of violence and her ex has said that she didn’t abuse her and was only arrested due to misogynistic and homophobic men.
@renehagens2391 2 жыл бұрын
No one is innocent in a break up....?? Speak for yourself sorry?. I was an angel at my breakups. Very proud.. even with a bpd narc. You can do it too.
@ileanahernandez1709 2 жыл бұрын
They say he shouldn't be late for her birthday.Ok facts he was 3 hours late however he was in an emergency meeting with his accountants who informed him that his old accountants had not only rob him of close to 500 millions dollars they also hadn't paid the IRS in years! I guess he didn't have anything to celebrate. By the way she is an alcoholic and also does drugs. I agree no one is perfect but she shopped of his right hand finger and he's a musician.
@Freya1412 2 жыл бұрын
@@renehagens2391 oof you sound like the bpd narc. 🤦♀️
@Freya1412 2 жыл бұрын
@@ileanahernandez1709 exactly, I'm getting tired of the victim blaming going around and so easily acceptable when the man is the victim. Nothing he did justifies what she did, in fact he tried to remove himself when arguments got too heated and she said she wanted to stay and fight. That was her issue. He never wanted to fight. He "ran away" every time. As if it's so healthy to be in a state of almost constant conflict but to leave a situation that could escalate to violence is toxic🤦♀️ These people who are saying "they are both not innocent" need a wake up call. Do they expect a victim to be perfect and act according to their notion of what's accepted to be considered a victim? Reverse the roles and no one would say they are both to blame.
@stolio223 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t think it matters when she testifies, every witness has testified they did not see any bruises or swelling when he supposedly hit her. The problem is this is a case of defamation which is a bit harder to prove in the court of law.
@louiebenzo1358 2 жыл бұрын
In a civil suit, it is only the preponderance of evidence that the jury either subscribes to or not.. its actually easier in civil, criminal is 'beyond a reasonable doubt'
@hellabella8295 2 жыл бұрын
Heard is the ABUSER and that’s from HER RECORDING.. Depp better win or the world is really crazy..
@hellabella8295 2 жыл бұрын
He has to show loss… directly due to what she said.. and he has done that..
@nagginsnuggets9424 2 жыл бұрын
I don't think it's about the money though, I think this is really and truly to get his side of the story told and fix his reputation. Which it appears to be working. Sadly women can just say things like that and it's automatically believed. If it's true then the guy deserves it but the bigger question is why is there no punishment when it's proven false? Not just in this case but less profiled cases, where there isn't the sensationalism, what happens to the woman when she is proven to lie about it just to destroy a guy? 99% nothing.
@StreakyBaconMan 2 жыл бұрын
@@nagginsnuggets9424 It's really not that simple to try and punish people for lying about abuse though. That opens up the possibility for actual victims of abuse to end up being punished for accusing their abuser because they couldn't prove the abuse happened - and it's just one of those things that often boils down to he said she said and there is usually little direct evidence of it even when it's real. And you certainly don't want women failing to report abuse out of fear that they will be prosecuted for it, which I am almost certain would happen to some extent. I'm not saying people like Heard don't deserve to be punished, I am just not exactly sure how you go about punishing people like her while ensuring you don't mistakenly punish actual victims or discourage actual victims from coming forward with abuse allegations.
@AllFlimmits 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone who is commenting on how it's two actors and you don't know if they are being real or not is completely missing how Amber Turd is putting on a performance at the level of a local theater production put on by homeschool children with aspergers.
@fidmid 2 жыл бұрын
The thought alone killed me
@MCshlthead 2 жыл бұрын
Aaaand you still dont have a clue how abusive or not either of them were.same as everyone else but those involved. I really wish they hadnt telivised this, its just another thing for people to be ldlots about
@amnos180188 2 жыл бұрын
@@MCshlthead i mean we can based it on the evidence given.... And testimonies, even by the police, said that there are no bruises on Heard. And that is consistent.
@80kokoro 2 жыл бұрын
@@MCshlthead we have hours and hours of audio tape of their arguments and the aftermath but ok, sit on your high horse and refuse to take a side.
@iluvdissheet 2 жыл бұрын
@@MCshlthead this is about defamation. It had to be televised. That's the only way people believe, to see it for themselves. JD has already won the public regardless of the results because we got to see.
@drivehard2395 2 жыл бұрын
Too be fair.. Whitney also gets paid to "lie" for a living. Surely everything in her act isn't true.
@artsyjoe94 2 жыл бұрын
she's not saying that makes her better than them she's just aying it's stupid to take what actors say in a courtroom as the truth
@exotic1881 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but Whitney is not testifying in court….
@drivehard2395 2 жыл бұрын
@@artsyjoe94 So by this logic, Whitney, herself, can't tell the truth, esp a courtroom? And what a broad statement. It's basically saying no entertainers can be trusted. Not Authors of fiction, Many musicians, Opera, Ballet, Radio show hosts, etc.. none of them. Anyone who pretends to be someone they aren't in any form, can't tell the truth. That's stupid.
@drivehard2395 2 жыл бұрын
@@exotic1881 The way she said it was very condemning for someone who does the exact. same. thing. for a living. It sounded judgier than Judge Judy and Judge Reinhold watching Judge Dredd.
@valar5028 2 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan and Bill Burr nailed it.
@laurieleannie 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly in all the chaos and mess, I think JD stayed because he was hoping she would change.... and then because she outright blackmailed him with threats of claiming (falsely) of extreme abuse and ruining his career. We have ALWAYS known JD drank and did drugs. BFD 🙄 Amber on the hand is an abusive lunatic and she is harming women who have actually suffered from real domestic violence.
@BlazRa 2 жыл бұрын
Johnny Depp can wear all the eyeliner he wants to
@Hastur805 2 жыл бұрын
You tell em dammit.
@badr.... 2 жыл бұрын
And as much as scarfs as he want
@BlazRa 2 жыл бұрын
@@badr.... GAWD DAYUM RITE
@BlazRa 2 жыл бұрын
What if we kept this energy going & form like some kind of weird Macho bro Squad! that vehemently defends Johnny Depp's right to wear eyeliner and scarves!
@lazloholt262 2 жыл бұрын
Why do ppl keep saying that actors are paid to lie? Lying requires an intent to deceive and I'm not aware of any of these actors expecting you to confuse The Avengers with reality. They tell stories. It's not the same thing as lying at all
@ElvisFreshly 2 жыл бұрын
One can say the whole premise of “acting” in its self is a lie cause your convincing me you’re somebody you’re not. *Atleast the real good ones* how ever I tend to agree with you more. I think instead of saying they are paid to lie we should say they are paid to perform. *which is truth* and well if you want to lie in court you’ll have to “perform” in order to make that lie believable
@drivehard2395 2 жыл бұрын
It was odd to hear Witney make that statement, because by her own logic, her career is also built on "lies".
@lazloholt262 2 жыл бұрын
@Ash Elken then tell me the difference between lying and simply being wrong. It's INTENT TO DECEIVE. Actors are entertaining you and providing escape. It is only lying if they intend for you to actually believe what you have seen. This means that fiction CANNOT be lies because it never pretended to truth and therefore has not deceived you. And screenwriters write the story, the actors tell it
@WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS 2 жыл бұрын
@@askaelken yes I often go to acts of fiction to believe it.
@StreakyBaconMan 2 жыл бұрын
I don't think anybody actually believes that acting in a movie and portraying a character other than yourself is a lie, it's more them pointing out that actors make excellent liars due to their job. They make a living faking emotions and spinning narratives for the camera, that experience is going to help someone more effectively lie and not be discovered than if their experience was as an accountant or something.
@mkaylor121 2 жыл бұрын
I hope that this trial changes laws so that women who falsely accused men of doing things go to prison the woman deserves to go to prison for lying
@ileanahernandez1709 2 жыл бұрын
It's a civil trial not a criminal trial. No jail.
@mkaylor121 2 жыл бұрын
@@ileanahernandez1709 I know that. I'm saying women that make false statements to ruin lives should be charged.
@carriekmms 2 жыл бұрын
There's new Audio out about the finger incident that proves that she did it.
@salteadog33 2 жыл бұрын
They also never bring up that many people asked him about his injury and he never named Amber.
@jewel5948 10 ай бұрын
@@salteadog33 Just like how a battered wife will say she fell, even in the ER.
@salteadog33 10 ай бұрын
@@jewel5948 yes that was my point. She didn’t tell because she wanted to “protect” him and he didn’t tell because he wanted to “protect” her. The audio is what give credibility to JD’s version.
@jillj6643 2 жыл бұрын
I like Russell, but human beings (ie., Amber Heard) shouldn’t “make mistakes” that have the rippling effect of destroying another human beings life and the ones they love! 11:05
@salteadog33 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, but expecting a human to not make mistakes is naive and an impossible request to fulfill. We shouldn’t require more from actors than we do our elected officials or parents.
@jillj6643 2 жыл бұрын
@@salteadog33 You’re misunderstanding what I said. Russell is saying people make mistakes and we have to sometimes understand that. He said it in a very “matter-of-fact“ way. I disagree. What Amber Heard did was not just a “mistake”. What she did was methodical and malicious and it had a rippling effect….
@salteadog33 2 жыл бұрын
@@jillj6643 you are absolutely correct. Rereading in that light changed my understanding of your comment. My apologies. Thank you for being kind in the face of my stupidity 😂
@goodvibes-pw9xlVR 2 жыл бұрын
It's sad! As a woman surviver of DV I was hoping she was telling the truth, because the thought of anyone being accused of these atrocities when it is totally false ! The evidence is all saying amber heard is the abuser !
@jbrosupra 2 жыл бұрын
Theres a recording of him calling her out about the finger and she didnt deny it. I think she actually said i know
@allstopblue5717 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but according to Charlemagne. “He might have done it himself” “he’s acting in the stand” blah blah . Dumbass
@becksnbama 2 жыл бұрын
I notice that when he brings up her violence she always says that she isn't going to talk about the specifics if that fight. If she were a decent person she wouldn't be goading him like she was anyway but she made a point to not talk about her being physically abusive. Shame on her smh
@Mr.Sr.Jr. 2 жыл бұрын
I love how when Brendan is around Joe Rogan he literally has no thoughts of his own, he will say something Joe will not give approval and then Brendan will immediately retract what he said and just agree with Joe. 😂
@bezzarguy 2 жыл бұрын
Me too! - Schaub
@fractallusion7121 2 жыл бұрын
Brendan is so annoying and unlikeable to me. I've tried to like him over the years, but he consistently proves to me why I don't/can't lol
@Saint_Nerevar 2 жыл бұрын
And I love how you can always find a comment like this fishing for likes, even though he doesn’t agree with everything Joe says. Like dude there are more comments saying your exact words than there are fucking stars in the sky
@2130dar 2 жыл бұрын
It’s painful
@Khaleesi_Of_Kittens 2 жыл бұрын
I don't the he EVER has thoughts of his own. He mimics what his "friends" say. Then he repeats the shit over and over if he gets a laugh. The dude is a hack.
@WaterxDragon35 2 жыл бұрын
I think the biggest issue of all is Charlemagne being allowed to voice his opinion into microphones.
@stabmusic 2 жыл бұрын
on point man! plus whitney c with her shit opinion. that's not how any of this works.
@nagginsnuggets9424 2 жыл бұрын
his take was spot on in this case though.
@hyywe240 2 жыл бұрын
@@nagginsnuggets9424 the only person being rational
@jacobfromallstate4963 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo. Charlemagne has a sub 30 IQ. 90% of the shit that comes out of his mouth is ignorant.
@joev6049 2 жыл бұрын
Truth, he is a joke
@bethryan9077 2 жыл бұрын
No, after her party when he showed up very late, she punched him to the head/face a few times when he was in bed. His security took photos of the damage to his left cheekbone when he took JD to his other house straight away. She & her friends were going to Coachella the next day, Rocky was with her & That's when AH s##t on his side of the bed. JD never went back to the penthouse at all til the night of the alleged mobile phone incident, when he went with 2 security to get some gear.
@anyohoww 2 жыл бұрын
The trial is literally a gold mine for comedic materials and yet it was not covered by any late night talk show host. Their silence on this is deafening.
@pdrey100 2 жыл бұрын
If Depp was a Trump supporter, talk shows would shit on him 24/7.
@claudewinters2091 2 жыл бұрын
Domestic violence & rape are largely ignored by comedians... That's historical... Now with a case of he said-she said with 1 side being viewed as correct for nearly 6 years and now new evidence that proved 1 party was lying & potentially psycho.... It's very easy to get the joke wrong.... And be bashed.... So I totally understand why most comedians are avoiding this issue. . . To the 2nd commenter - It's not always about politics
@KleioChronicles 2 жыл бұрын
The trail isn’t finished yet. Bet they might chime in after it’s done.
@anyohoww 2 жыл бұрын
@@KleioChronicles That apparently didn't stop them from commenting on the Rittenhouse and kavanaugh trial every single day XD XD
@KleioChronicles 2 жыл бұрын
@@anyohoww I wouldn’t know. I’m Scottish so I mostly just watch British TV comedians, Graham Norton, and clips of American ones that are good (Conan skits for example,mor interviews with actors I like on Jimmy Fallon). They take the piss out of everyone but Rittenhouse and that judge wasn’t very important and I haven’t seen much mention of JD/AH in UK tv comedy. They tend to joke more about UK politics. Maybe Russell Howell will mention it like he’s mentioned American gun control and how bizarre media coverage is there but I don’t watch him every day.
@victorgojocco1716 2 жыл бұрын
JD had to file the case not for him but to once and for all save his reputation for his children. Now if it becomes worldwide it is not JD’s fault! Put yourself in his shoes! No other way to protect yourself from the terrible effects of the Turd’s lies you just got to simply defend yourself!!! Life, Family and career is at stake here!!!
@danielleschiazza6172 2 жыл бұрын
I think it is absurd to say that actors shouldn't be allowed to testify in court. They are people first! So because they are actors they can't have legal issues? They can't fight for their lives, their name? They can't stand up for themselves?? It's ridiculous.
@christianrussell5569 2 жыл бұрын
Whitney needs to shut up 😂😂😂
@sweetbaboo2537 2 жыл бұрын
Out of all of them, I think, Russell Brand said it the best and had some really good points. I know Brendan Schaub would agree...
@kichmadev 2 жыл бұрын
We all make mistakes! Mistake: Drop a fat shit on your husbands side of the bed. Nah, thats not a mistake, that required thinking.
@dianapennepacker6854 2 жыл бұрын
Him and Bill Burr. Brand is eccentric but incredibly intelligent. Seen him straight straight shred people in discussions.
@nakedbandit 2 жыл бұрын
100% lol
@KurtI2525 2 жыл бұрын
The latest is that Amber said shitting in the bed was a practical joke. Which I can dig, cause my wife and I are constantly sitting on each other's side of the bed, just for laughs. Laundry is a bit of a chore, but it's worth it.
@braxtonagee412 2 жыл бұрын
Lol. I get it. I leave my girl's dead pets on her doorstep. She loves it. She keeps calling everyone to tell them about it and keeps yelling that we're 'not together' and 'stay the fuck away from me you psycho!'. Her sense of humor is next level.
@joshuatolodxi179 2 жыл бұрын
@@braxtonagee412 Don't you just love it when they think they've escaped the basement only to open the door at the top of the stairs and find themselves in an even bigger basement that's truly inescapable? The cries of "why me", "please god let me out", and "I fucking hate you!" are the white noise I fall blissfully asleep to.
@shinobi-no-bueno 2 жыл бұрын
Laughter is the best medicine and she *IS* sick in the head
@catherinepositano8544 2 жыл бұрын
You guys better be joking!
@ToneTraveler 2 жыл бұрын
The worst is when she takes my shit from her side of the bed and then switches it with her shit. My shit wasn’t good enough? That’s rude; I spent a lot of money on that Taco Bell, Cuddlefish and Colt 45.
@Miketron-ld2pu 2 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr for the win....... well said Sir. 🙏
@yahussain1272 2 жыл бұрын
This case shouldve closed when her audio clips came out admitting to hitting him…and she did write an op-ed about him so why is this trial happening?
@skurdibbles7913 2 жыл бұрын
Because it's a defamation suit. Johny didn't intend to win this cause he has such a low chance. If the jury believes Johny was abusive just one single time he loses. he did this to get the truth out so he can work again. He can make 50 mill in one movie. He doesn't care about losing the verdict.
@sydnidowney3598 2 жыл бұрын
Just one time…abusive just one time? What a crock.
@skurdibbles7913 2 жыл бұрын
@@sydnidowney3598 he's suing over defamation from what she put in the op ed. Read the op ed. It sucks but it's how the legal system works.....she's definitely the abusive one in the relationship but to qualify as being a survivor of domestic abuse you only need it to happen once in the courts eyes.
@Constantine909 2 жыл бұрын
Every time Russell speaks he makes me want to try to be better person, what a guy
@outcastyouth 2 жыл бұрын
Speak to his exes and you may change your opinion.
@KarlMarxhaswifi 2 жыл бұрын
@@outcastyouth lmao he’s good at proposing certain ideals. Plus that accent is like magic to Americans. We eat that shit up. But I agree dude isn’t this second coming I feel like his fan base seem to think he is.
@williamgraham5630 2 жыл бұрын
Can't stand the guy.
@KarlMarxhaswifi 2 жыл бұрын
@@williamgraham5630 can’t stand him now fersure. He’s a fucking grifter. A couple years ago he was making certain points I agree with but now he’s gone the way of Joe Rogan and I can’t deal with it
@PrivateAckbar Жыл бұрын
He's a narcissist. He's nasty and stupid.
@McBehrer 2 жыл бұрын
1:45 yeah that's a really shitty take. Completely ignoring that the witnesses are the ones providing 99% of the information 5:15 this one too. Calling Johnny a psycho and a liar for no reason
@magicbuns4868 2 жыл бұрын
Misandrists will be misandrists. I'm a victim of domestic violence against a woman, and oh boy, it feels good to see some of the insane, and nasty tactics and excuses used to justify it against men - because others can see that this shit goes on
@ADAMAXiUS 2 жыл бұрын
Was waiting for this after seeing part 1, thanks for the upload
@PhilliesDude2k20 2 жыл бұрын
This trial is the best thing I've seen in awhile
@worldeaterYT 2 жыл бұрын
"I wish he wouldn't wear so many scarfs" "Ah who cares anymorr" "You're right Johnny depp can do no wrong im a fan" Classic Schuabism.
@raiylab 2 жыл бұрын
What, do you wish he would die on that hill with joe? Seems like a pointless thing to argue and defend.
@WBOMBS1232 2 жыл бұрын
I’d imagine that was the closing clip for a reason
@Mr.Sr.Jr. 2 жыл бұрын
Shaub literally has no thoughts of his own when he's around Rogan.
@bethryan9077 2 жыл бұрын
In relation to his finger - she threw one bottle that went past the left side of his head, his right hand was on the edge of the bar. She threw the second much bigger bottle that had a handle, it hit his finger, Right hand. There was a chunk out of the marble bar right at that place. JD is a guitarist & doing that is one of his passions & with friends that she didn't like, took up time away from Her. The fact that the bottle hit the finger of his right hand, was No coincidence, imo. There is an audio from when others arrived at the house, she is apologising for doing that & also said "I didn't mean to" . When she was told that she would be going back to the U.S., Then she got upset, crying & said - "what am I going to say", as-in, what was she going to tell people as to why she went back alone & so soon after she had just got to Auss.
@joemule8858 2 жыл бұрын
ID LOVE TO HEAR WHAT THEY ALL THINK OF THE GISLAIN MAXWELL TRIAL!! OH YEAH...WASN'T TELEVISED OR PUBLISHED ANYHWERE NEAR AS MUCH THIS SHOW!
@salteadog33 2 жыл бұрын
I haven’t heard of it either. Imma look it up, thanks!
@TheVerucAssault 2 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how this is getting so much attention right now when the recordings and bed shitting story came out 3 years ago. That's when the outrage should have happened, that's when #AmberTurd should have trended.
@ellenation2294 2 жыл бұрын
That’s the thing cuts no one really cared. All of what most people remember is the me too moment and the restraining order and all the stupid tabloids afterwards. No one would have believed in Johnny especially when there are so many lies and layers it’s quite complicated and the media was definitely not on his side nor did they care to do the research. So really he did the perfect thing by doing a public trial as it was so twisted in the uk trial. (Uk trial was rigged in a way but thankfully documents and the audio recordings came out) …. There is just too much bs on ambers side and honestly I think without the audio tapes this would have been impossible to prove. So really he is lucky in a way
@Claire_Daley 2 жыл бұрын
@@chamomiletea5424 hahaha
@GrapefruitMcgilicuddy 2 жыл бұрын
Why is Whitney yelling when there is a mic literally right in front of her 🙄
@-C.S.R 2 жыл бұрын
I feel that Russell Brand was born to speak to the masses! Lol He’s got a masters degree in speech!
@Nethercide 2 жыл бұрын
Too bad hes a conspiracy loon
@BrokenNoah 2 жыл бұрын
First time I've checked his channel and I didn't know he's a good speaker outside of being a comedian
@Nethercide 2 жыл бұрын
@@ragdolly22 truthful my ass. He spouts unproven consipiracies. What a waste of s good brain
@userjim83 2 жыл бұрын
Transitioning from the thoughtful, eloquent and nuance of Brand to the bro analysis of Rogan and Schaub is hilarious 😂
@brucedailey7548 2 жыл бұрын
She started the bullshit. And she admitted to hitting Johnny. The only time she said he hit her and left a bruise on her face but it turned out to be fake. Right there her accusations started to fall apart. However most of the content of this court proceedings is a juvenile he said she said, you started it no you started it bla bla bla. Please get it over with.
@Vladimir_Fedorov27 2 жыл бұрын
I totally agree with the opinion, that "how could we make judgement, these are two people, people make mistakes..." True, the only thing this trial should do, is restore the balance somewhat, as among two people making mistakes, one got public simpathy and affection and fame, the other - all the s**t, including some literal one. These are my parameters for wishing the particular resolution to this trial - it's not fair when one takes blame for other's fault as well as his own, while the other walks unaffected (and not donating f-ing promised money to charity, this JD never did at least)
@dudettevlogs4257 2 жыл бұрын
The only platform that made sense
@tonyt.r.5313 2 жыл бұрын
Do not downgrade EVIL to the category of mistake. She has evil intents. He males mistakes. Other than that, we agree.
@Vladimir_Fedorov27 2 жыл бұрын
@@tonyt.r.5313 look, I will not dismiss a possibility of lack of evil intent about any person who did not do obvious,verifiable objective evil in front of me, or an excessive amount of documented evidence about such an action, even tho, my PERSONAL opinion is, that she's f-ed up spoiled witch. But statistically, actual intentional evil is so much more rare than common stupidity. In her case, in my PERSONAL opinion, it's mostly a huge amount of actual severe mental issues, combined with entitlement and genuine stupidity, and in some cases - actual evil too, but still she's 10 times more crazy than evil.
@salteadog33 2 жыл бұрын
Actor performances (“lying”) is orchestrated by directors, co-actors, lights, music, costume, script writers, & editors. They aren’t professional liars.
@bujuminodstrom2076 2 жыл бұрын
bill burr is a comedian, the others are internet personalities
@christom64 2 жыл бұрын
Joe rogan... Andrew schulz.. whitney cummings...Mark Normand... Russell brand.. even brendan schaub all comedians
@bujuminodstrom2076 2 жыл бұрын
@@christom64 mark normand is. one out of six. not great going for you.
@TASTYxCAKES 2 жыл бұрын
Joe does stand up if that counts
@bujuminodstrom2076 2 жыл бұрын
@@TASTYxCAKES alright. joe's in.
@Milkyoz90 2 жыл бұрын
Wtf are you talking about?? It'd be quicker to name the people here that aren't comedians.. Andrew Schultz, Whitney Cummings, Yannis Pappas, Akaash Singh, Kyle Dunnigan, Joe Rogan, Jessica Kirson are all Professional Comedians.. Mark Normand was literally doing stand-up at the start and you didn't mention him. Brendan Schaub has a comedy special coming out this month.. And I don't even know everyone on this...
@AwkwardLoser 2 жыл бұрын
Wait what happened between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard? Did they break up!?
@brandonwoods-viviano8713 2 жыл бұрын
How dare you 😂
@coreydempsey149 2 жыл бұрын
Johnny Depp poured a mega pint and played guitar with his old man friends whilst having no style... #teamamber
@urielandbb9725 2 жыл бұрын
@@coreydempsey149 that’s a funny joke 😂
@lahoevo3gsr 2 жыл бұрын
Amber shit the bed
@nicanornunez9787 2 жыл бұрын
If you think you can believe amber acting, girl, you probably have never seen her act.
@christiancartne906 2 жыл бұрын
haha Amber Heard and Bam Margera would be a crazy couple . both living on others and don't realise it.
@maasfam 2 жыл бұрын
Love the exposure your channel has been getting lately. Shout out to Frankensteins Lab. Keep up the great videos. Comedy is all we have anymore
@minnchi5125 2 жыл бұрын
Amber Heard is NOTHING without Johnny Depp.
@ryantownsend2730 2 жыл бұрын
It is always the media who decides who to destroy. Figure it out.
@erginaught1178 2 жыл бұрын
That Kyle dunnigan bit has me dying laughing…
@binkleyme 2 жыл бұрын
Love the Schaub backpedal at the end
@Scott-jk5zk 2 жыл бұрын
I agree with Bill Burr tbh innocent till proven guilty the accusations the trial shouldn't be public but the verdict should be
@SkyThreader 2 жыл бұрын
😳 Man I didnt know Whitney's sex doll was so life-like. Its having podcast appearances on its own now.
@adrianfoster7387 2 жыл бұрын
"Here's another thing that isn't funny.....hahahaha" lol classic Burr
@davidshamiri1448 2 жыл бұрын
The impression at the end 😂
@brandoncranford3126 2 жыл бұрын
Whitney looked strange
@hollyroxy25 Жыл бұрын
Russell is 1000% right, it’s completely mental that court proceedings are entertainment. It’s extremely odd & honestly depraved 🤷🏻♀️
@Obi-ThreeKenobi 2 жыл бұрын
How is Schaub gonna critique anyone's fashion choices?
@dyzzee7861 2 жыл бұрын
I can't stand that pos talks about being a great dad while trying to cheat on his wife constantly
@jadelee6555 2 жыл бұрын
They ARE both actors, but one of them is an absolute garbage actor. I mean seriously it's like Amber thinks the jury will buy her act if she becomes the literal embodiment of "boo hoo, woe is me"
@goodvibes-pw9xlVR 2 жыл бұрын
They all tried piling it all on Johnny ! You can't lie like that under oath and keep running with her lies. The recordings show who the abuser was, and she took advantage of the fact that Johnny wouldn't hit her back. SHE Was married to him for 18 months and she got a right to take him money that he earned. She's a God damb lier crazy person !
@vivimusjenos8174 2 жыл бұрын
That whole they are paid to lie and shouldn't be allowed to face a trial is a bit of a twist😅
@squeakynips 2 жыл бұрын
They need to make a new aqua man movie. I want to watch it but I refuse to pay money to watch that succubus. Love Jason but I just can’t do it! 😭
@colbycurtis84 2 жыл бұрын
Shout out johnny depp for shouting out kyle dunnigan during his testimony. He is a true friend
@LaotianLover 2 жыл бұрын
Amber created her own bruises with bruise kit.
@marionm5311 2 жыл бұрын
Elon needs to get custody of his baby that's for sure. Amber Merkel, Megan Heard . SAME SAME
@KenobiStark1 2 жыл бұрын
According to Amber, she should have had her whole face busted in. She said her nose was like broken or something, lip busted, black eyes, but goes on a talk show the day after with like zero anything on her face. My god that woman is ridiculous.
@ZzolllozZ 2 жыл бұрын
" Chris Brown would have knocked her many years out" looooool
@threerabbit7981 2 жыл бұрын
That carrot-top looking lady on the 3rd clip 😂
@artsyjoe94 2 жыл бұрын
bro I fucking love russell brand
@carriekmms 2 жыл бұрын
This is too good
@michaeltash514 2 жыл бұрын
i usually agree about justice being private like russel says. but in this case Johnny needed it televised. Imagine if all we knew of the trial was amber posing for shots and journos "reporting" on it.. it'd be the UK debacle all over again.
@buckfuddy5561 2 жыл бұрын
I want Joe to get Johnny Depp on the podcast!!
@roselewsley4125 2 жыл бұрын
What hasn't been brought into play yet, is her drug and alcohol use!
@MM-NolascoPH 2 жыл бұрын
0:17 - 0:18 "...it's the trial!" I am even watching the full episode live or recorded on camera like Day 1, Day 2, Day 3... I am binge watching like I was watching on Netflix or a full uploaded playlist of episodes finally available on KZfaq to watch them before it/they are/ was gone.
@alinap52 2 жыл бұрын
Actually there is video from Australia where she admits to accidentally chopping his finger off. They couldn’t play it though bc there was the doctors talking in the video and they were saying her injuries looked self inflicted and how they were worried for Johnny not Amber..
@janismoher9206 Жыл бұрын
I heard it. She's 100% guilty. She lied and manipulated. I wouldn't be surprised to learn at this point that she killed her mom before the trial b/c she was going to be called to testify to THE TRUTH.
@Firaxo 2 жыл бұрын
There are so many shit takes in this video that I literally can't. Good to hear Bill Burr being always on point.
@Orca.lemontea 2 жыл бұрын
Whoever that woman is that said actors shouldn't be on trial because of their profession is stupid. So because he's an actor that was abused horrifically by AH..WITH EVIDENCE that means we shouldn't believe him?? He doesn't have a right to defend himself??
@holeindanssock156 2 жыл бұрын
10:30 amongst the unlimited problems in court i love this one, dress well and you are innocent, lul, what if i show up with a shirt with a ketchup stain?
@ARCoventry 2 жыл бұрын
7:57 I know we don’t NEED to point out every time BS does something stupid, but Tom Cats are males
@ARCoventry 2 жыл бұрын
Edit: I am also stupid b/c I j almost googled the Kyle Dunnigan Promo
@hypno5690 2 жыл бұрын
You people sure enjoy doing it however.
@rmokofsky 2 жыл бұрын
Her stylists and makeup artiste saw nothing on her EVER!!!
@andrewlawson573 2 жыл бұрын
"I shit in OUR bed"
@cole_harbour_sports_cards 2 жыл бұрын
Comedians is a strong word for some of these podcasters.
@meghabisht5401 2 жыл бұрын
Waiting for her to talk? She was the only one who talked for 6 years.
@salteadog33 2 жыл бұрын
They never bring up that many people asked him about his injury and he never named Amber.
@vincent2053 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t mind Russel but my brain really tunes out when he’s talking
@granddaddysocklord7100 2 жыл бұрын
I would like to nominate Johnny Depp for the Patient Zero movie adaptions if they make em
@AMansWorldPodcast 2 жыл бұрын
I find it so arrogant when people state “WE pay someone millions” (referring to taxes) As if the petty taxes from your paychecks are contributing to “Someone’s” success.
@looking4things669 Жыл бұрын
Lying and acting are two entirely different actions. Jennifer Lawrence, "Acting for me is about empathy." Lying is about no empathy.
@702twhite Жыл бұрын
Russell Brand out here lookin like Jesus reincarnated in Britain
@wookiewolf1421 2 жыл бұрын
Man the two homes with Andy bru that home was brought up right kicking his shoes off before putting his feet on the couch now that's a man that got his ass wooped as a kid for doing that shit love it
@Euph0rical 2 жыл бұрын
You ever get takedown notices or copyright claims on your mashups? Love how you aggregate them, so I was just curious 🧐
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