Every Comedian's Reaction to Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard Trial [PART ONE]
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Joe Rogan, Jessica Kirson, Bill Burr,Andrew Schulz, Akaash Singh, Chris D'Elia, Yannis Pappas, Mark Normand and more share their funniest reactions from the ongoing Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard Trial. #jokewrld #johnnydepp #amberheard
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@JokeWRLD 2 жыл бұрын
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@robertstevens7288 2 жыл бұрын
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@NittoNba44 2 жыл бұрын
999
@holdencaulfield8429 2 жыл бұрын
unlikely.
@johnstrawb3521 2 жыл бұрын
Stanhope is a pussy. Backing down for telling the truth? Wimp.
@8Platinum8 2 жыл бұрын
Joe they allow profanity in court
@victormagana7940 2 жыл бұрын
Now 'amber alert' is for warning your friends of a possible psycho at the club/bar
@Elhastezy888 2 жыл бұрын
Aba & Preach!!!!🔥🔥
@nihilismistheonlyway4680 2 жыл бұрын
that and #mepoo will forever make me smile
@StarfieldBattlefront 2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@beatcrazy 2 жыл бұрын
Hhhhh
@zaharawarn2152 2 жыл бұрын
A bit dangerous to take away from the meaning of an actual amber alert.
@poltotinco4eva 2 жыл бұрын
bill burr is so right. no matter if guilty or not, once a man is accused for something like that, his career is ruined. years ago, a german tv host was accused of rape. it didn't even take 3 weeks to figure out that those accusations were false. still, he lost his talk show and every other contract he had.
@criiiiiiiiiiiiii.... 2 жыл бұрын
Hopefully he sued the accuser and his ex employers.
@joen8091 2 жыл бұрын
@@halfassranch8363 I’m so sorry this is happening to you. I wish you and your loved ones the best in this hard time. I’d heavily recommend taking a hard line of legal action here because if you’re never going to live something you didn’t do down you might as well drag em down with you.
@halfassranch8363 2 жыл бұрын
@@joen8091 hey man gonna delete my previous stuff but thanks for the well wishes .. believe it or not it actually helped.
@donsmithered5623 2 жыл бұрын
People commit suicide, my friends dad did after a known shitty kid falsely accused him of abusing him. Proven false. But nothing happened to the teenage kid. There should be consequences for people that falsely accuse people.
@steviechampagne 2 жыл бұрын
@@halfassranch8363 what did you say i didn’t see it
@amyalbertson217 2 жыл бұрын
In the mid 80s my PE teacher in elementary school was accused of molesting a fellow student. His face was in the paper and EVERYONE (or so it seemed as a third grader) completely vilified him. All of a sudden he was no longer my teacher and all the adults were chattering about how awful he was and how shocking it was that this happened in our community. It was so confusing to me at the time, bc he was so nice. Once he noticed I was throwing away peanut butter sandwiches and I was afraid I was going to get in trouble for throwing away food, but he bought me an ice cream from the cafeteria and said you have to eat something. Tomorrow eat your sandwich or tell your mom you don’t like PB & J. Fast forward YEARS it turns out the mothers boyfriend was the one one that was molesting the poor girl and she was scared to say “who” but need to say “someone” is hurting me please help. I still don’t know what happened to the man who was accused. He was a good PE teacher and I’m sure now as an adult understanding what happened better, what he went through must have been absolute hell that he didn’t deserve. So sad.
@mustardnbiscuits5338 2 жыл бұрын
Damn....Amy bummer story....imma gonna take some x and watch huge dogs playing with cats videos after reading that comment.....
@yobukiii 2 жыл бұрын
Something similar happened when i was in middle school. The teacher was never able to go back to teaching, even tho the girls said he didn’t actually do anything
@baronvonhoughton 2 жыл бұрын
All PE teachers are at it tho, so he deserved it.
@Alistair102040 2 жыл бұрын
@@baronvonhoughton Not if he didn't do anything… wtf? Cause he's a PE teacher her deserves it?
@mindevo 2 жыл бұрын
@@baronvonhoughton surely you said this to be a troll. Be careful what you bring to yourself
@KaryonTheirStory 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone who makes a false accusation and takes it to court should do the minimum sentence of whatever they accuse
@tmmnago2722 2 жыл бұрын
Court is for defamation not a criminal trial.
@shakebake3846 Жыл бұрын
@@tmmnago2722 but criminal trials take place in court rooms right? 😂 wth are you saying honey?
@itsfreakincap3089 2 жыл бұрын
Bill is amazing. He perfectly described modern problems, and he wasn’t afraid to hold back. Hats off to him, and I hope Johnny wins. Amber Heard is nothing short of a Witch. Her and Jada.
@66Sixxy 2 жыл бұрын
Hey now, we witches don't want ANY association with Hamburglar Turd.
@angelolaurenzaMJJ 2 жыл бұрын
Both He and Doug Stanhope already said these things at the begin, in 2016. They are Just reusing their material, as it's fair to do.
@chanceneck8072 2 жыл бұрын
Bill is so fucking awesome. He´s become one of my absolute all time favorites. I made a complete turnaround on him, because I went through a phase where I did not like him.
@tammyrizza9962 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a woman, and I agree with Bill 100% nowadays it's not proven until guilty it's guilty til proven innocent. Men get abused as much as women do. All genders should be heard! We need equality!!!!!!
@chanceneck8072 2 жыл бұрын
@@tammyrizza9962 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/eMude9SG1snUeWw.html Lol
@x-rayvision3802 2 жыл бұрын
Once again Bill Burr speaks the truth while everyone else just tries to gain a little bit of attention
@iamjurell 2 жыл бұрын
Really though it was Doug Stanhope speaking truth and actually putting himself in any risk - the rest is just standard peanut gallery shenanigans.
@MrsDjanina 2 жыл бұрын
indeed!
@RolandSpecialSauce 2 жыл бұрын
Bill is a real one...
@miked3168 2 жыл бұрын
Bill is right. Nobody listens to him cause they think he is being a misogynist
@ronaldfarber589 2 жыл бұрын
You speak truth. I know comedians make jokes and I'm no crusader but he did go thru a traumatic experience, if it was a girl I don't think they'd be making fun so soon
@LadyAmalthea0615 2 жыл бұрын
The best JD comment during the entire trial "I once gave Marilyn Manson a pill because he wouldn't stop talking." Lol
@alyon5749 2 жыл бұрын
Had me rolling. Fecal delivery...close second.
@anydaynow 2 жыл бұрын
Yes Bill, making false accusations should be illegal. The fact that they're not is literally unsane.
@georgewaller7080 2 жыл бұрын
It's tempting to say this but it's actually very undesirable when someone has actually done something wrong. It would be abused in no time and it is censorship of free speech which is something we really don't need right now.
@masterexploder6802 2 жыл бұрын
*insane
@nx47 2 жыл бұрын
*in the membrane
@Dany-xs7li 2 жыл бұрын
It is illegal, that’s why he’s suing for defamation
@kichaeldicks1108 2 жыл бұрын
@@Dany-xs7li the fact that he is suing shows it’s not illegal, if it was illegal she’d be tried in regular court.
@amytrumbull156 2 жыл бұрын
Johnny looked pretty rough in the first couple weeks of this trial but this last week he’s looking a lot better. I can’t blame him for putting on a few pounds under the amount of stress he’s dealing with, dear god, can any of us imagine going through this?!
@Shweaty7 2 жыл бұрын
Burr was on point. 'You want it to be true' is the realist shit ever.
@craiggallagher7292 2 жыл бұрын
As always, Bill Burr has the best take! Guilty until proven innocent. Why are more people not up in arms about this. You do not broadcast kids or rape victims, why not bar any release of anyone in the court system until proven guilty, period?
@Dustomatic 2 жыл бұрын
Nope. Schultzy had the best take
@RedSaint83 2 жыл бұрын
Note: that Billy Ballbags segment was from 2016.
@wadopotato33 2 жыл бұрын
It is pretty obvious to all that Amber Heard is coockoo for cocoa puffs. Johnny has his own problems as well. She is a user and I hope she never dates again in Hollywood.
@michaelsouris7871 2 жыл бұрын
I thought it was proven in a court of law that he did beat her up.
@Dustomatic 2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelsouris7871 11 days of testimony and questions, zero evidence he abused her. Somehow you think he’s guilty. THIS is the problem.
@bos200409 2 жыл бұрын
Bull Burr nailed it with his breakdown. Couldn’t have agreed more.
@carleyreed8827 2 жыл бұрын
It's funny as hell they brought up Amber as an AMBER ALERT and an AMBER ALERT actually went off in the court room during her lawyers closing argument 😂
@mebefore9103 2 жыл бұрын
That was a tornado warning
@imhatchmantoo 2 жыл бұрын
One thing is certain.. Johnny Depp is a master class in performance. Im not saying he's lying, im saying he made the truth funny.
@santeria720 2 жыл бұрын
The 'truth". Weird.
@LunalovaniaGaming 2 жыл бұрын
I love Bill Burr. He's one of my all time favorite comedians. He's 100% right here.
@tara4575 2 жыл бұрын
I said he was innocent from the beginning. A man doesn't just start beating women in his 50s. There would have been others. That's why I always stood with Jonny. #JusticeforJonnydepp
@SnailHatan 6 ай бұрын
That’s…just not how humans work at all. Stress, drugs, alcohol, fame, these all make people do shitty things. You have no idea what someone will do under that much pressure
@jamesgonzales58 2 жыл бұрын
Bill you are totally on point. As Mark Twain once said, "By the time that the truth has went around the world once, a lie has already been around the world ten times". I believe that if you lie to get a person put in jail, you should have to do the time that they were going to have to do. If you believe that this is too harsh then you would have to at least agree that the accusation should not be allowed to be made public until it is proven true, as Bill stated.
@Red-hh7dm 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone who doesn't fully agree with you is a domestic abuse apologist, plain and simple. No ground given on this, it's clear for all except liars to see, she lied, she did wrong, she has to suffer for what she has done
@KellysHeroes777 2 жыл бұрын
Bill always talks the straight facts of life.
@KellysHeroes777 2 жыл бұрын
@@steven1479 c'mon dude you have to calm everything down once you get older, married and have kids. He's 100% still the same guy he's just got someone around him to correct some of his ignorance
@steven1479 2 жыл бұрын
@@KellysHeroes777 His wife convinced him to get a dog that he didn't want, then had him put it down when she got pregnant. That's pure evil. He's a shadow of his former self, he's been beaten down. And Nia isn't even attractive. Also, the kid isn't his.
@KellysHeroes777 2 жыл бұрын
@@steven1479 you are a total bellend. Isn't attractive?? Says you, who are you go judge?? Why don't you try not being the internet tough guy and get married see how long your shitty attitude lasts
@x0gucx 2 жыл бұрын
@@steven1479 He actually loved that dog then they gave the dog away because even he admitted, it was crazy and could possibly eat the baby saying "I don't want to be that parent on the news..." In his special. She didn't force him to put it down. Not every wife is a Jada or Amber. He also loves to talk about how they argue.
@sanurox1 2 жыл бұрын
@@steven1479 aww why the hate for women? did your girl shit on your bed too😂
@staciecanada4329 2 жыл бұрын
the ONLY Comedian that didn't make themself look like an idiot was Bill Burr
@Suzismymom 2 жыл бұрын
Yep. I had to fast forward thru everyone but him. Actually I have no idea who anyone else was except Rogan.
@x0gucx 2 жыл бұрын
@@Suzismymom Even rogan's side guy, wtf is he doing, it's like a calm discussion then that guy comes out of nowhere.
@x0gucx 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone else either said he deserved abuse or was a b*tch for taking it. Burr and Joe were the only ones who actually analyzed what has been said and confirmed.
@Suzismymom 2 жыл бұрын
@@x0gucx exactly! And Dru Barrymore and whoever was on her show, I never seen it), anyway, they were laughing about the whole thing. I think the people acting like these jerks haven't really been watching the trial and hearing the facts. Acting like stupid kids.
@thelast1090 2 жыл бұрын
teah Rogan and that weird woman..i was a bit disgusted listening to their shyt tbh
@clairey6407 2 жыл бұрын
Johnny Depp knows another thing that Amber doesn't and that is how to be a decent, honest human being. Absolutely right about the stillness though!
@user-xy3bu4kb4f 2 жыл бұрын
Jonny has to come on the jre. It’d be a must watch
@lewiepostalone8776 2 жыл бұрын
Thats a shout that is. Im sure if he wins it could be a possibility
@mayo8029 2 жыл бұрын
I would watch the FUCK OUTTA THAT EPISODE
@jarcodolo8734 2 жыл бұрын
If I were Joe, I'd have an episode with Amber and another with Johnny, just so I could human-lie-detector them and get the real juicy stories.
@matthewflesher3438 2 жыл бұрын
He talks at 10 words per minute. 🤣🤣
@dombo916 2 жыл бұрын
Why over amber heard dudes a weirdo lmao
@hellabella8295 2 жыл бұрын
100% agree.. apparently the second you say the word ‘abuse’ men are automatically GUILTY.. BUT Heard can ABUSE DEPP and apparently that’s fine.. SHE SHOULD BE JAILED!
@debsplayford3180 2 жыл бұрын
Not only is it fine but aparently it's hysterically funny too. 🤬 It's sick.
@dol7975 2 жыл бұрын
Bill burr couldn’t have said it better
@maxluong2 2 жыл бұрын
"what about guys who were abused? Will anyone wear a fucking ribbon for them? No they dont fucking care"
@drewwil891 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@Liz-dragon-street. 2 жыл бұрын
@@maxluong2 hope afther this "they" must understand that there are pretty fucked up bitches! She needs help! Big time
@TheDavejmcknight 2 жыл бұрын
I completely agree 👍
@globalist1990 2 жыл бұрын
Didn’t he said it years ago when they divorced?
@abab9622 2 жыл бұрын
Johnny knows more than half a dozen languages fluently. Prob why his accent is the way it is. 🤷🏽♀️ Smart guy.
@mebefore9103 2 жыл бұрын
He lived in France for 14 years too. Living anywhere that long youre gonna pick up an accent.
@katdelrio5316 2 жыл бұрын
Johnny looked pretty good up until AH. The last 6 years of dealing with her crazy ass aged him. The drugs don't help, but he did not look that rough until her. But I guess if your wife tells you that you're a fat old man who's gonna die alone, beats you, cheats on you, and then goes out and tries to destroy your career...that will leave a mark. 😳 And as far as the accent goes...he was born in Kentucky, raised in Florida, lived in California, France, the UK, and Australia. I don't think he has a fake British accent. I think he sounds like a dude who's lived all over the place. And who hangs out with people from everywhere. Because he has.
@Squeaxx 2 жыл бұрын
💯
@Cristina_504 2 жыл бұрын
Great perception 👍
@peytonlong5573 2 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr per usual has the best take of them all
@trevfisher 2 жыл бұрын
Wow I was unaware of the vast difference in quality of comedy podcasts, Joe and Bill rock it and then it's a very very long way down from there. Thanks.
@DavidPerez-sj6md 2 жыл бұрын
Bill yeah, Joe is a talking brick
@marioguti9887 2 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan shouldn't even be mentioned in the same breath when speaking about Bill Burr and comedy. And yeah, everyone else was lame af
@allstopblue5717 2 жыл бұрын
Joe was amazing in his younger years. That’s what people nowadays forget…Joe isn’t the same young hungry kid he once was. He was absolutely fucking hilarious back in the day. Then the podcast got picked up and he got older and he he is now what he is. Which is still awesome. But yeah his comedy was crushing back in the day. Young people don’t know about that. He didn’t make it this far for no reason. Joe is a beast
@trevfisher 2 жыл бұрын
@@marioguti9887 I agree with you on his comedy as it is now, it's like when bands used to get to their fourth album and they no longer dwell in the world where they were hungry. However he is still funnier than the rest of the comedians presented in the comparison except for Burr who is a master.
@trevfisher 2 жыл бұрын
@@DavidPerez-sj6md in the comparison though, Joe was still significantly funnier than the others except Burr who is on a whole other level.
@Carly-mk3mm 2 жыл бұрын
“Fecal delivery” and “it was not the dogs” has sent me into a spiral since I’ve heard them 😩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TNTspaz 2 жыл бұрын
This was basically the perfect scenario for a Bill podcast. He literally talks about these same situations every week but with guys who don't have the legal option anymore
@briannakisisa5636 2 жыл бұрын
"Heard immunity," that was good
@kelleyhayes9136 2 жыл бұрын
Octo- NOTS assemble!!!
@1neOfN0ne 2 жыл бұрын
After this circus of trial is done with, Rogan should bring Johnny on the podcast. If he does while this trial is still fresh on everyone's minds, I guarantee it would be the most viewed podcast ever
@alainvosselman9960 2 жыл бұрын
And bring Amber on Jerry Springer....
@martinivanov5270 2 жыл бұрын
@@alainvosselman9960 amber needs jesus at this point 😂
@66Sixxy 2 жыл бұрын
@@martinivanov5270 Amber needs a straight jacket, a padded room, & some thorazine. Lest we forget the adult diaper so she doesn't 💩 the bed again.
@nobodynoone2500 2 жыл бұрын
People still watch rogan?
@danielmonroe9146 2 жыл бұрын
Johnny won't give Rogan the time of day. Joe is a piece of shit womanizer who only looks to grift, Johnny has been through enough.
@incitingariot9925 2 жыл бұрын
Bill Bur is right. Alot of people jumped on the "get Johnny" band wagon. If Johnny was abusive we would have heard about it by now. He has been working in the entertainment industry since the freaking 80s. Um taking his boots off and handing him wine? He was in recovery at the time.
@wadopotato33 2 жыл бұрын
How long was Harvey Weintstein at it without consequences? That is just not how Hollywood works. If people are making millions because of you, they have a tendency to overlook some really bad behaviour. But I don't believe Johnny is a physically abusive person. He would have been fine with anyone except a goldigger with some serious psychological problems. IMO, Amber Heard is a straight up nutter with a huge truth telling problem.
@camillemayers103 2 жыл бұрын
You who spoke about the boots mischaracterised the testimony. He was attacked because he took off his OWN boots before HEARD came home. She became furious and screamed "That's MY job!" Tell the story correctly, fool.
@jorrelhanley1387 2 жыл бұрын
@Jade B I was thinking the same thing. What's the point 😂😂
@Warcodered01 2 жыл бұрын
@Jade B The point was they missed the point entirely, he wasn't complaining about her taking his boots off, he was complaining that one day when he ended up doing it himself she freaked the fuck out about it.
@jaredheal7645 2 жыл бұрын
Bill burr, Nailed it all. As per usual.
@williamgrand9724 2 жыл бұрын
I would say JD looks pretty damn good for his circumstances.
@olivertwist3039 2 жыл бұрын
That dude that dressed like a pirate has the wrong joke. He's twisting the info in such a drastic way that it makes him look dumb. Talking about how Johnny Depp walked in the room while she was doing the shit. Makes no sense and it makes this guy look stupid.
@R-Cade 2 жыл бұрын
That’s what happens on that podcast I’m usually a fan of Andrew Schulz but they are just yelling hot takes left and right and it’s hard to watch
@rubenmorales9165 2 жыл бұрын
It's all feeling no facts
@MrMxxt 2 жыл бұрын
Schultz is the best!!
@TickleThatMonkey 2 жыл бұрын
The guys an idiot indeed
@Kelly_KC 2 жыл бұрын
I thought it was an exaggeration to be funny. It's just jokes. Not meant to be taken seriously.
@PeachDragon_ 2 жыл бұрын
Bill burr is the only one spitting facts, the others are just chatting.
@korryjones7371 2 жыл бұрын
Chris Delia’s Johnny Depp impression was spot on! 🤣🤣🤣
@bluecollar825 2 жыл бұрын
Im not a Delia fan but you're right. That was a decent impression lol.
@mrjuanderfuI 2 жыл бұрын
@@bluecollar825 he's got some solid podcast moments. His stand up is not for me, but he's got some funny clips on KZfaq from his pod. Check out the one about the drunk British mom trying to Uber to Ukraine
@jorrelhanley1387 2 жыл бұрын
Was so on point 👌🏿. Had me dying with laughter
@ADPax10 2 жыл бұрын
Hey man, lovin' these fucking 'Every Comedian Reacts' things. Just think, you wouldn't really be able to do this just 5 years ago, but now that every comic and their mothers have like two or three goddamn podcasts, we can actually catch all the opinions at their most real that we can get. Grats to you for picking up on it dude.
@vishnuprakash2434 2 жыл бұрын
I generally like Andrew's point of view but this time, he's just wrong
@Wholesome_Hans 2 жыл бұрын
I musta missed it, what did he say you disagree with?
@shrutefarms4741 2 жыл бұрын
He’s wrong a lot.
@twiceshy9773 2 жыл бұрын
@@Wholesome_Hans I think he's saying that Andrew still thinks Amber Turd is hot...lol I dunno, some guys just like crazy chicks I guess 🤷♀️
@thecasual7036 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah he’s dead wrong😂especially now that we’ve seen how crazy Amber turd really is when it comes to avoiding telling the truth of her lies😂like you pledged money to charity what does that mean you stupid lying crazy woman
@Quebonitoeslobonito123 2 жыл бұрын
@@twiceshy9773 He’s not making the podcast fun. They just eff around in that podcast, I love it!
@maxcharacterlimitreache- 2 жыл бұрын
Well Johnny Depp is the same age as Joey Diaz...you tell me who aged worse xD
@tara4575 2 жыл бұрын
I think Jonny looks great. That woman who was saying that looked 75 and disgusting. WTF was she talking about
@anastasia10017 2 жыл бұрын
what I dont understand is why an accuser can mess up somebody's life and reputation and when the accuser loses the case, they just walk away with NO consequences but the person they accused has had their lives turned upside down + bankrupt from lawyer fees. This is happening to Depp, it happened to Michael Jackson and it happens to regular guys who get falsely accused of sexual molestation/rape etc.. and yet the accusers just go back to living their lives.
@KurtI2525 2 жыл бұрын
I’m not a superfan, but Johnny Depp is the victim. And bless Bill Burr!
@ugggggggggggg212 2 жыл бұрын
The impression of Johnny on the stand was amazing haha
@Zer-gg6eh 2 жыл бұрын
When andrew said “I just pulled my neck” that shit had me laughing so hard 😭😂
@gangstamum 2 жыл бұрын
Not usually a Bill Burr fan but I do completely agree with what he has to say in this video. Names should not be published unless guilty beyond all reasonable doubt. False accusations ruin lives even if proven false, as some people choose to believe the worst of someone without caring to check facts.
@rachelwitherspoon4394 2 жыл бұрын
Many other countrys laws dictate just that, no names till proven guilty.
@DannyBridie 2 жыл бұрын
what Burr said was so damn spot on
@johnmichaelpatrick369 2 жыл бұрын
By now, EVERYBODY knows the deal... I'm just here to support Johnny Depp and his family !!!
@KurtI2525 2 жыл бұрын
Stanhope is another fearless legend, just like Norm and Gottfried were. And like Burr is. These two are still with us! Be grateful!
@mr.battle20 2 жыл бұрын
Stanhope is a whiny bitch who pitched a temper tantrum because a public function dared to have a preacher say a morning prayer. Screw that guy.
@RayDickulous80 2 жыл бұрын
"You'd understand if somebody said that about me, like he snapped like Posey in the Dirty Dozen..." -The Bill-Burrest analogy I've heard in some time.
@ultracon3806 2 жыл бұрын
Some of these people, especially Andrew Schulz have no idea WTF is going on.
@murrayroodbaard207 2 жыл бұрын
That's you. He was clearly making JOKES, since he is a comedian. It is fucking obvious he is on the Depp-train.
@ultracon3806 2 жыл бұрын
Some of these people; especially Andrew Schulz and Murray Roodbaard, have no idea WTF is going on.
@caitthecat 2 жыл бұрын
@@murrayroodbaard207 With that clip, it was not obvious. Calm your tits.
@CrzyLion 2 жыл бұрын
i will never cease to be amazed at how many people dont understand the most obvious sarcasm possible. People out here thinking hes actually saying that you should stay with a girl who cuts off fingers if her head is good enough ...Smh
@3xotic4mbition 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone keeps saying ‘oh he’s just joking’ but that shit wasn’t funny. Couldn’t even pretend to smile. The way his friends egg him on and he acts drunker and drunker is so cringe.
@sleepyproduction7166 2 жыл бұрын
It’s not common, but I know a dude I grew up with got accused. She came out later and said nothing happened, and her friend who helped her case went to his mom apologizing. He did 6 years, and he’s on the lists. Shit has to suck.
@laurenadams4624 2 жыл бұрын
“He needs Heard immunity” was my favorite
@thegraybeard 2 жыл бұрын
Bull Burr on point, as always
@peg9897 2 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr is absolutely correct!
@syngen462 2 жыл бұрын
We live in a post-truth era. I would be very surprised if JD loses. She takes zero responsibility for anything whatsoever and ironically, I think that will count against her because obviously, it cannot only be him in the wrong. She "cries" on the stand but there are zero tears! She mixes tenses up, past, and present.
@chikowashere 2 жыл бұрын
Andrew Schultz: great jokes, terrible takes. Every podcast.
@llllKyonllll 2 жыл бұрын
Accurate
@DavidPerez-sj6md 2 жыл бұрын
It's like he's making content for 14 year olds, but what 14yo cares about Johnny Depp?
@tomb6347 2 жыл бұрын
Schultz is a rat faced loud New Yorker reaching his 40s at warp speed who forces an urban black vernacular. The guy is a walking migraine.
@babyroo555 2 жыл бұрын
What for example was a terrible take?
@RaveSault 2 жыл бұрын
Akash is usually the one carrying the hard fax. Usually.
@jonniliquid9248 2 жыл бұрын
Hopefully this sheds light on Domestic abuse against men.
@MsRollingstone11 2 жыл бұрын
People are sheep. When I first heard the allegations against Johnny my gut reaction was, 'that's bullshit' & I never thought differently.
@otis123405 2 жыл бұрын
You’re such a badass dude holy shit
@kisa4748 2 жыл бұрын
Critical thinker over here
@sabumnimphillips 2 жыл бұрын
"For the third time yes." 🤣 🤣 🤣
@chadwickborawski1718 2 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr's line, "You watch, she'll go to the Beyonce concert('All the women who are independent'), and you watch her throw up her hands" Killed!
@sabrinimioara8679 2 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr , as always,never disappoints. I love all other comedians ,but I feel that they are using this opportunity to gane momentum, but they don’t do Justice to the Situation.
@bestrealredhed 2 жыл бұрын
Stanhope did his best, and long before this trial was even a thought. He's funnier than Burr too.
@sp00kyd4ddy6 2 жыл бұрын
Chris made a very interesting point on how Johnny recognizes how being too touchy feely and dramatic with himself would make him seem less genuine because he's an actor. While showing amber doing the complete opposite
@hellothere8243 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this!
@jackhanna7426 2 жыл бұрын
"Johnny depp looks , what happened" this girl needs a reality check. She should take some her advice as well
@LaddRusso91 2 жыл бұрын
For how much he supposedly drinks, he looks great.
@autumnatic 2 жыл бұрын
IKR? Dude looks good for 58! Better than her! lol
@crowmedicine3890 2 жыл бұрын
I think Johnny is still looking pretty damn good. He's 58! He's not 28 anymore. Societies expectations are so unrealistic. He's still a beautiful guy.
@jackhanna7426 2 жыл бұрын
@@crowmedicine3890 he looks better than me and im 28.. people need to see what working 14 to 16 hrs shifts as a chef or any laborious job does to a person
@julietigermoon9572 2 жыл бұрын
I thought the same, he rocks a suit 👌🏻
@tammyrizza9962 2 жыл бұрын
Ben: so you drink Whiskey in the mornings? Depp: isn't happy hour anytime? Johnny Depp hasn't lost his humor! #JusticeForJohnnyDepp
@ahol9120 2 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr is so spot on!
@elviso1572 2 жыл бұрын
nicely put together bro 🤣 keep up the good work 🤙
@dadomac3805 2 жыл бұрын
Was taking a bong hit when this video ended. You owe me a pack. "He stayed" his leg went out and I lost it. Great video man.
@JokeWRLD 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 fair
@stainedsteel1 2 жыл бұрын
Can we all just agree that D'elia has the best Depp impersonation ever..???
@carltheporcupine 2 жыл бұрын
tru
@msmay2039 2 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr said it all!!!! Love it 💜 LOL
@darknight1676 2 жыл бұрын
I've witnessed the growth of this channel, what a hustler, respect & support
@ramonh97ILY 2 жыл бұрын
Love your vids bro
@ROFO79 2 жыл бұрын
The Trials of Johnny Depp: Part I: Amber Turd - the Me Poo Movement
@nickmussetter9931 2 жыл бұрын
Chris’s impression of Depp is on point💪
@checkoutmyjazz1930 2 жыл бұрын
Joe's is the best!
@ChildishGambeaner 2 жыл бұрын
@@DD-zh4by you're part of cancel culture so you're mad
@yaya6509 2 жыл бұрын
Should be on account of how many times he's seen pirates with girls
@rickyhernandez769 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t remember the last time I laughed this hard!
@roaddog9783 2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO I love how you threw that Mark Normand bit in there
@michaelwilliams5794 2 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr mentioning Posie from the Dirty Dozen had me in stitches. Absolutely brilliant
@BryceChillis 2 жыл бұрын
lol that busted old lady talking about how johnny aged
@chrisangus463 2 жыл бұрын
Do you think instead of stillness he just knows hes telling the truth
@JoshnJane 2 жыл бұрын
“You got rid of the greatest pirate you ever had” is the best line ever
@Chris-P 2 жыл бұрын
Good 'ol Billy Brass Tacks lol he gets it
@drmojo5439 2 жыл бұрын
Yet another example of how and why Doug Stanhope is the fucking man.
@krismmm1704 2 жыл бұрын
Johnny Depp has always talked slowly and calmly, he didn't just start doing it for the trial
@willice98 2 жыл бұрын
You’re killing it man, non stop content
@ElmugreTV 2 жыл бұрын
With featured pedophiles
@TheHAM1980 2 жыл бұрын
Lol Chris d' Elia hilarious! Stillnesssss
@annaczgli2983 2 жыл бұрын
4:28 Sex-Pest Chris D'Elia weighing in on this trial - That's rich 🤮
@ryanharnell9268 2 жыл бұрын
Great editing 👍❤
@Spaethon 2 жыл бұрын
This compilation was awesome.
@JD_13 2 жыл бұрын
Damn that first 1:40 was excruciating. Nice of him to yell half baked one liners at us while his mates are making forced laughter noises off camera.
@3xotic4mbition 2 жыл бұрын
And every other clip of Andrew 🤦♂️
@nt1331tn 2 жыл бұрын
@@3xotic4mbition fuck man just the worst comedian out rn I swear
@HnTr_VDH 2 жыл бұрын
it was fine tf you mean The guys are a bit too loud and obnoxious as a pod for me but give yourself as much time as possible and try to write a single better oneliner than him. those jokes arent suppose to be high-brow or well written comedy
@JD_13 2 жыл бұрын
@@HnTr_VDH how did you come here annoyed with someone else’s observation, and then go on to say that they ARE loud, obnoxious and not producing well written comedy? 🤦♂️
@andikanotung4808 2 жыл бұрын
@@HnTr_VDH I agree that first bit was decent but the the other clips were very loud and imo unfunny.
@binkleyme 2 жыл бұрын
That lady talking to Rogan has zero room to talk about looking rough lmfao
@drewwil891 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly my thought 😅
@blkwolff 2 жыл бұрын
seriously he's older than her and looks much younger lmao
@oneness70 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Let's not forget Rogan either, with his hoodies and bald head.....he is not an example of elegance and style either. Don't talk sh.t about others, when you look worse than them.
@account_nameonline6420 2 жыл бұрын
@@oneness70 that’s exactly right. Rogan looks like a wrinkled ballsack and I have every right to say that because I do too
@forsakenjones4695 2 жыл бұрын
That's a lady?
@swhite8381 2 жыл бұрын
“ you can’t pray for rain and not deal with the mud”😆
@vivianidelacerda9708 2 жыл бұрын
Love it!
@JasonRoeske 2 жыл бұрын
Heard immunity! Well done Normand lol
@BurkeTrue2 2 жыл бұрын
in ireland journalists aren't allowed publish your identity unless you get convicted.
@tomy5868 2 жыл бұрын
this is the most information on this trial i have spent time watching.
@BillyButler224 2 жыл бұрын
The dude in the costume is like the kid in school who thinks he's funny but no one else laughs.
@FinDubGames 2 жыл бұрын
Andrew was wildly wrong in this one.
@ja2162 2 жыл бұрын
100%
@_d.v.j.l_2624 2 жыл бұрын
How so?
@Kelly_KC 2 жыл бұрын
He's joking. Can you not sense sarcasm?
@justinburr2790 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Bill I wish more people would think like you
@motorcityd7456 2 жыл бұрын
Good editing mate
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