Every Geometry Dash YouTuber is Hacking...

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7 ай бұрын

I've officially lost all respect for Geometry Dash KZfaqrs...
(this video is a joke)
🎨 Character art by Loafee! / loafeebuns
🎨 Shrine background by NetBa! / netba_art
Once again, this video was made as a test for editing with Premiere and is not meant to be taken seriously.
Since I'm basically just remastering someone else's video (and spreading stupid/exaggerated info), I decided against uploading this to my main channel.
Original video by TheMuteTroll: • Geometry Dash KZfaqr...
🎵 Music:
Partyt Ar Igang by Bossfight
Stal from Minecraft (C418)
Classical VIP by NIGHTkilla
Dreamyard from Pokémon Black and White
Endgame by Waterflame
CORE from Undertale (Toby Fox)
Deep Sea Bass from Crypt of the Necrodancer (Danny Baranowsky)
Pursuit - Cornered from Ace Attorney
At the Speed of Light by Dimrain47
Chaoz Airflow (Elite Remix) by EliteFerrex
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@GDSemicolon 7 ай бұрын

if you are confused by anything/everything in this video, it will make way more sense after watching the one it's based off of: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/pdaPdceGxsjcnJs.html

@viaquabee 7 ай бұрын

Can confirm

@noobehGD 7 ай бұрын

I love gd cologne

@summonandthe8127 7 ай бұрын

@David280GG 7 ай бұрын

I suk cologne's ballz

@bam6146 7 ай бұрын

How would I be confused when you were totally right about everything here

@rjinc 7 ай бұрын

this really makes it clear how weird and nonsensical the original video was, it's kinda crazy that it ended up actually opening people's eyes to hacking 💀

@summonandthe8127 7 ай бұрын

Lol

@staringcorgi6475 7 ай бұрын

Even then the wave movement looked nonhuman

@David280GG 7 ай бұрын

The one who made the original video uploaded for last time in 2018 and theres a comment saying some bullshytt that he did blackmail or something

@Zapact 7 ай бұрын

Hello BoinkMusic

@rjinc 7 ай бұрын

@@Zapact hello mario.

@WolfPackGamingOfficial 7 ай бұрын

Meanwhile in the alternate universe where SpaceUK never was exposed, Colon still made this exact video as a joke and exposed him anyways.

@lightbulbholder4508 7 ай бұрын

Colon somehow becomes the new MuteTroll by accident

@WolfPackGamingOfficial 7 ай бұрын

@@lightbulbholder4508 lol

@ItsPedro9898 10 күн бұрын

gd colon becomes gd kolo

@TheMuteTroll 7 ай бұрын

PURE ART. genuinely. you know cologne has an eye for detail when he even preserves the countdown's original colours (8:05 - i PROMISE the black holes were an editing error!!! camtasia kept failing at 95% so i assumed it had trouble with the final vid...)

@GDSemicolon 7 ай бұрын

Haha thank you!! And yeah I threw in lots of subtle details like random memes and even matching gameplay as closely possible. ATSOL isn't copyrighted so I know the holes aren't caused by that, but when I was young I always assumed it was a copyright workaround so I decided to roll with it lol Also fun fact, some random russian kid copyrighted the Utopia practice song so I couldn't use it in the video, we contacted him and scared him into taking it down but it's still registered in YT's copyright database :(

@samuraychik 7 ай бұрын

Camtasia failing at rendering, this has been a problem in 2015, and remains such in 2023, that's crazy...

@miwiki6 7 ай бұрын

@TheChemical294 7 ай бұрын

@@miwiki6 it's wulzy

@MetalGearBepis 7 ай бұрын

yoooo its the og

@GDColon 7 ай бұрын

commenting on main just to point out that i found this video really interesting to work on because it made me aware of all the weird changes and developments this community has gone through when i was gathering footage from spaceuk, i found that his firework completion had no win sound and his run of the golden had weird audio. both of these were highlighted in the video! but i just find that SO interesting, because 7 years ago that would have been a HUGE red flag, but nowadays we don't care about those things anymore. i was also especially interested by the recent rise in botted showcases of levels - and how if they surfaced in 1.9 i don't think a single player would have even noticed that it's not legit. just some random 2am thoughts ok bye. funny how the community has evolved

@Juiceboxlmao 7 ай бұрын

I loove gd cologne

@Juiceboxlmao 7 ай бұрын

But nah good vid lol

@AvidBBlue 7 ай бұрын

i love gd cologne

@timmydadog 7 ай бұрын

thats insane tbh

@Ardennzio 7 ай бұрын

I’m really scared of the hacks that will surface when 2.2 comes out 😅

@INFPQ 7 ай бұрын

I can’t believe people would hack in this game. I can always count on spaceuk to bring the most non faked gd content ever!

@oversight777 7 ай бұрын

this guy knows what he's talking about

@LRRACH 7 ай бұрын

Generation Retro

@FurretAnimationsIsEpic 7 ай бұрын

@@LRRACHgeneration ratio

@Littleham117 7 ай бұрын

Yeah! Right guys? Right.......?

@LRRACH 7 ай бұрын

@@FurretAnimationsIsEpic The only ratio you will ever pull is 50 generations away

@sdslayer100 7 ай бұрын

1:47 cant believe this video has lost media in it

@weewoomasterlol 7 ай бұрын

sdslayer :0

@helenbooth5109 7 ай бұрын

How is sdslayers comment not even liked much?

@LoquatJuice_ 3 ай бұрын

@OmletGaming03 Ай бұрын

Yet endgame is one of sdslayers favorite songs

@cara-setun 13 күн бұрын

What’s lost about that media?

@StarfruitGamer123 7 ай бұрын

I'm starting to have a real hunch that maybe this SpaceUK dude did cheat

@pikminfan123_ 7 ай бұрын

Nah bro wouldn't

@peri3333 7 ай бұрын

idk, he looks like a very good player to me!

@BananaXYZ 7 ай бұрын

idk man he seems legit

@bird_obsession 7 ай бұрын

I think the Slaughterhouse completion is legit, but DeCode? There's no way that wave can be beaten at 100% speed!.

@kasoisanti2319 7 ай бұрын

Yeah SpaceUK totally a very good player

@npat345 7 ай бұрын

The Mutetroll is basically the godfather of exposing gd hackers.

@chiefhydropolis 7 ай бұрын

no just script kiddies and fakers in general. don't forget he exposed a bunch of Herobrine sightings and that should be a career

@DexTheTVMan 6 ай бұрын

The godfather of minors

@LukeWright-xu2hv 4 ай бұрын

Wait that was the same guy? Wow, man was on a roll. @@chiefhydropolis

@Zaylic 7 ай бұрын

this is absolute gold, it really shows that the original video was like a cave of nonsense that accidentally struck gold and opened people up to the idea of cheating

@ts4858 7 ай бұрын

Cave of nonsense

@user-fl1st2ot2p 7 ай бұрын

how is it a cave of nonsense

@lightbulbholder4508 7 ай бұрын

@@user-fl1st2ot2pA lot of the points made in the vid didnt really age well. Also he used DeCode as an example, which while I understand was a hard demon at the time, is not a good example now considering its an easy demon

@bm1x718 7 ай бұрын

It’s just that times change, back then the wave was a brand new game mode and the movements weren’t very possible, I’m sure in another 8 years we will look at spaceuk and say his movement look easy

@ts4858 7 ай бұрын

@@bm1x718 the movements were possible even back then. It's just that the guy who made the video couldn't even beat a 6 star

@panthererousse 7 ай бұрын

I LOVE THAT YOU INCLUDED THE BLACK SPOTS AND THE RANDOM EFFECTS AT 2:50

@adieuing 7 ай бұрын

@@dynastyrex idk how people use their brains honestly

@panthererousse 7 ай бұрын

wtf 91 likes

@ashsanimationsandstuff2463 7 ай бұрын

@@dynastyrexno lol

@ashsanimationsandstuff2463 7 ай бұрын

@@dynastyrexthey didnt

@PurePain_1 4 ай бұрын

@@DynastyRex ... Yeah that's another one...

@FlubGeometryDash 7 ай бұрын

4:00 so obviously cheated. That wave part is not possible.

@TechnicalLOL 7 ай бұрын

tru

@Saturn_57 7 ай бұрын

Theorically possible wave

@JShadowFlame 7 ай бұрын

"ITS SPACE F"KING UK" - gd colon 2023 💀

@Sempiturnus 7 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

@JoSephGD 7 ай бұрын

This video just put the past 8 years I've spent in the community into perspective. It's such a good take on the original. I like how it starts as a note-for-note retelling, before shifting into a new mold, while also continuing to follows the notes of the original as they apply here. This is more clever than it has any right to be. -but you forgot to reference the video annotation that gave away the cheating method early on, 0/10 unwatchable recreation-

@GDSemicolon 7 ай бұрын

the WHAT

@entropicvoxels 7 ай бұрын

it's really unfortunate that all annotations just got deleted, the most actually useful information in the video was in those annotations

@GDSemicolon 7 ай бұрын

NO WAIT THERE'S AN EXTENSION THAT BRINGS BACK ANNOTATIONS AND YOU'RE RIGHT THERE'S SO MUCH I MISSED OMG OMG

@k9lol 7 ай бұрын

@@GDSemicolontheres a WHAT

@Miju001 7 ай бұрын

Great reply thread everyone

@Magenitech 7 ай бұрын

But... doesn't every Geometry Dash KZfaqr include you? Colon, is there something you would like to tell us?

@zSphericle 7 ай бұрын

i cant believe colon would hack decode by rek3dge im unsubscribing

@mrperson9838 7 ай бұрын

He said the thing

@guriflash3603 7 ай бұрын

@@dynastyrex as wulzy said "i love gd cologne"

@LavaXYZ 7 ай бұрын

Colon used hax

@lowrngy 7 ай бұрын

i mean he did cheat in partydynamix

@llma 7 ай бұрын

no way gd cologne would never hack

@blysteryxgd6709 7 ай бұрын

Now that I’m thinking about it, DecodE is probably the only demon that Space legitimately completed before he was exposed (besides windy landscape)

@lessgenericname 7 ай бұрын

pretty sure his wasureta completion was proven legit

@GorillaFan_32 7 ай бұрын

@@lessgenericnameyes

@tobibilbao 7 ай бұрын

he did beat wasureta and kenos

@duckonaroll1913 7 ай бұрын

didnt he legit rebeat the golden and another one he formerly hacked?

@rainitygmd 7 ай бұрын

@@duckonaroll1913tartarus

@viaquabee 7 ай бұрын

I remember watching the original video several times over the course of several years, somehow this remaster brought back a lot of memories

@skyofquacks 7 ай бұрын

I see you added annotations! 1. About SpaceUK's wave, it looks ridiculous because he reacted insanely fast at many places. Unless you get extremely lucky, that would probably be impossible to avoid all those spikes with almost pixel perfect movements everytime. 2. No one ever thought that Lyra Bandicoot was legit lel

@GDSemicolon 7 ай бұрын

@SkyOfQuacks There will always be people who fall for this stuff super easily...

@Hassan_2603 6 ай бұрын

Brother the original comment has 12 likes how would anyone remember such a thing

@milli-ns 3 ай бұрын

You can add annotations in 2023? How do I see them

@MrKoolTrix 7 ай бұрын

This is such a fun callback to an iconic GD video, love how you also made it relevant to the current 2.1 era of the game haha ^^

@bubswest 7 ай бұрын

Great job. This... is cinema. That decode "does this look possible?" IS ICONIC

@insertname5997 7 ай бұрын

“Say the line Bart” “At 100% speed does this look possible to you” “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY”

@Kratos_TM 7 ай бұрын

Hitting thay buggy part perfectly and seeing this video with modern levels has given me the biggest nostalgia hit possible, Fantastic video my man 💪

@Kratos_TM 7 ай бұрын

I also love how actually easy the decode wave gamplay looks now lmao

@xmeowpvp 7 ай бұрын

to anyone who hasn’t been in this community for a long time, this video must be very confusing. but this is a masterpiece, even to the last details like the change with icdx to slaughterhouse hahah

@Shlant 7 ай бұрын

i remember watching the original video soon after release and being so taken aback, and this is the funniest recreation/tribute to that video imaginable, omg this is so good

@TheStingRayIsHere 7 ай бұрын

For anyone who doesnt know: space did hack and he even confessed it. This was found out after someone on the demon list was looking over completions and heard the clicks not line up.

@Pluto-qy6pb 7 ай бұрын

@SuperSomieStuff 7 ай бұрын

I don't think anyone who watches this channel would not know that lol

@TheStingRayIsHere 7 ай бұрын

@@SuperSomieStuff you never know…

@PixelsNBeatsYT 7 ай бұрын

Now we need TheMuteTroll to approve like when Space was exposed

@professor_theworst 7 ай бұрын

Colon is really dedicated to this stuff, he takes it seriously and he should because Decode is impossible so it can not be beaten

@Dasher... 7 ай бұрын

4:06 At a 100% speed, does this look possible to you?

@Dasher... 7 ай бұрын

You did an amazing job at keeping the video very similar to the original one, it was like rewatching it but not at the same time 😳 so cool

@SdThe25218 6 ай бұрын

Decode is top 1 demon

@cheesyisgood 22 күн бұрын

@@SdThe25218it is

@zerolef2 7 ай бұрын

This feels like the gd youtube equivalent of Resident evil 2 remake. It's basically have the same plot but has some differences that made it unique.

@GeoBlitzy 7 ай бұрын

7:36 holy shit aeonair

@oatleaf 7 ай бұрын

Can you be my girlfriend

@GDColon 7 ай бұрын

i asked him if he could do a voice line for the vid but he was too busy rip

@oatleaf 7 ай бұрын

@@GDColon can YOU be my girlfriend?

@cheesyisgood 22 күн бұрын

@@oatleafI can

@manuzfz 7 ай бұрын

2:45 geometry dash 2.2 levels be like

@slammy333 7 ай бұрын

this is really funny, although it was missing the one (important) thing that the original video got right, which was the orbs pulsing faster when gd was slowed down then sped back up. Thats how Noobas was exposed

@kotowskiGames 7 ай бұрын

4:06 the moment we were all waiting for

@Platinum_XYZ 3 ай бұрын

the iconic scene from the original!

@kotowskiGames 3 ай бұрын

@@Platinum_XYZ yeah

@Jetaru 7 ай бұрын

this was really funny to watch genuinely, the references from the old video and stuff like that really threw me back

@MediaRot 7 ай бұрын

"i don't hack, i showcase!"

@thegreatjan 7 ай бұрын

"this ship is going straight as hell!" awesome sentence from gd colon

@Digby8 7 ай бұрын

It's so weird but funny how it mixes up old & new stuff together.

@bart0nius 7 ай бұрын

this video makes me really happy actually. it really reminds me of being a kid and watching the original for the first time. love your spin on it, super creative idea

@StoneNicolas93 7 ай бұрын

nice! Only issue is the audio which can at times be too loud and therefore sounding distorted. It’s a common issue with premiere where sounds randomly bass boost sometimes, so playing it back then adding key frames where it randomly starts bass boosting is a good workaround.

@UnderscoreAngel 7 ай бұрын

someone now should make a recreation of Riot's exposing videos and telling people to intentionally hate and dunk on the exposed person's channel because they deserve it. wonder how that will age nowdays LOL

@xthriteenx 7 ай бұрын

Let’s comment as if this is the video from 8 years ago

@Canzerouz 7 ай бұрын

i didnt expect you to recreate the empty void parts as well LMAO looks like smth is also having editing issue

@partitionhlep 7 ай бұрын

really cool remaster, also pretty cool that you switched to premiere

@Rispy 7 ай бұрын

its still funny to me how decode used to be considered a hard level back in the day

@zzedixx 7 ай бұрын

The crazy thing is that this actually feels like the sort of video GD Colon would make

@adcgdsin9320 7 ай бұрын

This is a legendary parody/spoof of TheMuteTroll's video. You even got those "black holes" in the video too lol.

@GGigachad 7 ай бұрын

nice remake video i like it

@Cutie9251 7 ай бұрын

8:29 at least the music is lined up💀🤌

@Junimeek 7 ай бұрын

this is actually such a cool concept, and i loved all the random little references 10/10

@cdv3363 7 ай бұрын

Wow. How many times did you watch that original video?

@ujkloin 7 ай бұрын

6:25 YES I WAS REALLY HOPING YOU WOULD DO THIS

@TristanColpitts 7 ай бұрын

YO Colon is not a furry.

@TheKingOfDominoes 7 ай бұрын

As someone who is also figuring out the ins and outs of premiere, i really appreciated this video

@thatguyoverther6019 7 ай бұрын

Remember watching the original when i was like 12 and it blew my mind lol. Nice remake

@RichConnerGMN 7 ай бұрын

2:00 underrated joke

@archimedesustare31 5 ай бұрын

April 24th 2024.

@MrDoorknobREAL 2 ай бұрын

Huh

@Primeloveryippee 26 күн бұрын

That’s in the future

@metalpipe_animates 24 күн бұрын

ruh roh

@MrDoorknobREAL 23 күн бұрын

TOMORROW??

@fiame8866 22 күн бұрын

Yea

@RedstonetemmieGD-real 7 ай бұрын

As someone who joined in 2.1 and only finally watched the OG recently this was quite enjoyable ❤

@Kaleb_22 7 ай бұрын

this caught me so offguard lmfaoooo the attention to detail is crazy really funny recreation

@MysticMicrowave 7 ай бұрын

4:14 unrelated, but that music makes me so nostalgic

@splatsavvy 6 ай бұрын

You mean CORE?

@Sussytuvalu 2 ай бұрын

i know it but i dont kniw the name can anyone tell me?

@hedger368msm Ай бұрын

@@Sussytuvalu CORE by Toby Fox

@americachinapee 4 ай бұрын

2:29 lol spaceuk turned out to be a hacker

@llertt 7 ай бұрын

As someone who watched the original video 6 years ago, this is the most surreal video I've ever watched

@DrPeeper 7 ай бұрын

Is GD now becoming another Trackmania?

@_atlantist_ 6 ай бұрын

2:32 - WeLl ThIs AgEd LiKeD finE MiLK 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

@Lunarcreeper 7 ай бұрын

what's that now? 9:27

@deltamaxgmd 4 ай бұрын

April 24th, 2023 aka the day SpaceUK got exposed

@user-eg2ee1iy7z 4 ай бұрын

@@deltamaxgmd Andddddd?

@doglzalex1955 3 ай бұрын

@@user-eg2ee1iy7zwdym and? Hes telling him what happened on that specific day.

@user-eg2ee1iy7z 3 ай бұрын

@@doglzalex1955 idk dude I thought there was more to it

@Kushncorinthian 7 ай бұрын

Funny how decode is an easy demon nowadays. though i personally think its a medium, "does this look possible?" Will forever be iconic 😂

@ts4858 7 ай бұрын

Now that i think about it why were we all listening to a guy who couldn't beat a 7 star

@leflyathon 7 ай бұрын

Gmd tubular 9 realling upping up the content

@Carlit3rHats 7 ай бұрын

2:52 this is how lvls are going to be with the 2.2 camera effects

@rtrtrrty5370 7 ай бұрын

funniest fact is that themutetroll used these effects in his video, he was so ahead of its time, that he used 2.2 effects in 2015

@complexify476 4 ай бұрын

How did you call out spaceUK before he was actually exposed

@ImAverage-et9wb 3 ай бұрын

colon made this video 6 months after space got exposed

@thewilliamfamily9241 Ай бұрын

Congratulations on beating geometry by toprob. That ball part is so sightreadable!

@JapanadaMapping 6 ай бұрын

2:38 dude 💀

@DivineRheumatology 7 ай бұрын

I’m just pointing out how he actually beat decode😂 5:27

@RaffyTaffy14 7 ай бұрын

this video is the embodiment of finding some old fire GD level (or i guess video) and going "this needs a rebirth"

@supernovaye 7 ай бұрын

these people weren't hacking, they just had really good gaming chairs

@tinyahhquarks 7 ай бұрын

8:35 doggie can do straight fly straighter than that :P

@WHooHOoBReh 3 ай бұрын

@@GDArs3n1c029true

@djfcb 7 ай бұрын

1:02 amog us

@clutterr174 7 ай бұрын

"At 100% of speed, this looks posible yo You?" I love that

@RedMinion32 23 күн бұрын

3:01 You went all out for the editing. I know it.

@System_hacked_1-_- 5 ай бұрын

3:23 that's space UK he's not a hacker jk

@A_RealSlowpoke 6 ай бұрын

6:58 Swear word.... 😢💔💔

@inkceptionist8156 6 ай бұрын

So?

@TheRealLoLGD 25 күн бұрын

"SPACE FUCKING UK."

@Rezentix 24 күн бұрын

9:25 "In fact, I'm willing to bet that on April 24, 2024..." Okay gd cologne we're waiting

@cheesyisgood 22 күн бұрын

coolkid363 birthday

@aydenator2770 7 ай бұрын

omg, that video was such a classic

@Stinkermcwinker69 Ай бұрын

I’m not cheating >:(

@tires_yt8370 29 күн бұрын

Really?…….. I still do no- I mean I TotALly trUST YoU

@bready3453 22 күн бұрын

nuh uh man i saw you cheating on your exam

@silverphantom8937 7 ай бұрын

FIREWORK IS MY FAVOURITE LEVEL EVER

@Alferia 7 ай бұрын

The remaster that nobody asked for but everyone wanted.

@AuLumity_idol_is_GawrGura 7 ай бұрын

This is going to be harder to find out as the time passes

@Sammyisinmytoilet 4 ай бұрын

I remember seeing somebody play a daily level. Though when they reached the first ship part it seemed that they had used a speed hack and had forgotten to speed the recording back up. If you trying to hack a level at least be a little sneaky about it.

@user-cc6pb9zf1s 7 ай бұрын

Kaiguy: u sure GD Colon: How Can U Spam So Much And Still Control It Kaiguy: Im A Pro

@TheUnLuckCat 7 ай бұрын

space didnt cheat until he beat the golden

@beepduck 7 ай бұрын

ive always thought that video was one of the most incoherent and weird gd videos id ever watched. it confused the hell out of me as a 10 year old, and still does to this day. like he never even explained what was wrong with the 2nd clip

@Larsbutb4d 7 ай бұрын

"We got Colon at home."

@Radar_Musician 3 ай бұрын

The changes is the soundwaves’ timing in going into your ears (since nothing is perfect at the exact nanosecond), and the exact sextillionth of a quintillionth of a quadrillionth of a trillionth of a billionth of a millionth of a quarter of a nanosecond that he clicks.

@faithtjendra2099 7 ай бұрын

Fun fact, i just beat decode yesterday before i watch this video v: and i beat Nine circle one week ago in 60 hz because i cant afford to buy mega hack :( and after i see this video, i agree that the click at the video are impossible (but know many player are improving at this game, so its hard to spot a cheater) In my opinion, apart from the current cheating case, I suggest that now we need a second person who can complete the level before it get rated :) . However, this does not rule out the possibility that someone will still cheat, but at least... because of space uk, now player are trust issue with other player completion. and i also dont know how it feel if i beat a level with cheat. oke! i cant give more of my opinion, beacuse my English is so bad TwT