Every Russian Soldier in 1945

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Күн бұрын

So we decided to purchase some state of the art Russian equipment and make a video, and this is what we came up with. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring today's video. Go to strms.net/SquireHelloFreshNov... and use code POGSQUIRENOV70 for 70% off plus free shipping on your first box!
0:00 Every Russian Soldier in 1945
4:04 Advert for HelloFresh
6:09 Every Russian Soldier in 1945

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@SquireComedy Жыл бұрын

Can any gun experts here help us identify our Mosin rifle? See the strange possible NVA/DPRK branding on the stock. Cheers lads.

@waveygravey3575 Жыл бұрын

Ask the "AK Guy" Brandon Herrera

@dannyengineer9862 Жыл бұрын

@@waveygravey3575 true, although im not sure whether or not he'd know about a mosin would he

@MrThePsychologist Жыл бұрын

we need to have pics closer in order to recognize markings

@dannyengineer9862 Жыл бұрын

@@MrThePsychologist Maybe up the graphics of the video to 1080 or something?

@dannyengineer9862 Жыл бұрын

One of my friends suggested it could be a Japanese replica or somewhere around there, and it means "Militaria".

@keeftaylor834 Жыл бұрын

Two weeks later Squire makes a video called "Every Russian Soldier in 2022" and barely needs to change the dialogue.

@SquireComedy Жыл бұрын

The Russian armed forces are far better comedy performers than us.

@belgianfried Жыл бұрын

@@SquireComedy lmao

@belgianfried Жыл бұрын

Ah no, the Red Army captures Berlin, the Russian Army can't capture Kharkiv

@terraflow__bryanburdo4547 Жыл бұрын

@@belgianfried Kharkiv?! They can't even properly defend Belgorod!

@keeftaylor834 Жыл бұрын

@@belgianfried This winter the Russians won't even be able to capture their frozen peckers with their bare hands.

@Corn-Pop. Жыл бұрын

"Tank does no work Ivan, bring Lada, Lada never break down!"

@SquireComedy Жыл бұрын

*Lada breaks down*

@hunormagyar1843 Жыл бұрын

@@SquireComedy Indeed. It's not that it doesn't break down, it's just that if you hit it hard enough with a hammer a couple of times it'll work again! lmao

@dudududu1926 Жыл бұрын

@@SquireComedy May God and Stalin have mercy on your soul.

@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 Жыл бұрын

Russians When They Run Out Of Equipment And Bring Out The Best Equipment To Use Only In Emergency:

@canis2020 Жыл бұрын

Rip

@oliversherman2414 Жыл бұрын

I love how a Soviet soldier started dreaming about a sponsor add in the middle of one of the biggest battles of the war XD 🤣😂

@Arcticc04 Жыл бұрын

sponsor capitalism, death penalty for thought crime

@fiveninenowNOW Жыл бұрын

The mind goes where it wants to - do not question the logic or sense of that 🔫

@oliversherman2414 Жыл бұрын

@@fiveninenowNOW It's a joke, mate

@fiveninenowNOW Жыл бұрын

@@oliversherman2414 straight to the Gulag mate

@justinbaker5749 Жыл бұрын

Yes, a Star Trek skit for the sponsored ad, none the less!

@olympusamvs2621 Жыл бұрын

Damn, those Russian accents are on point

@SquireComedy Жыл бұрын

Thanks, used 'The Death of Stalin' as a dialect coach.

@yuuzyerbrejn9603 Жыл бұрын

touche old man! Usually there's some Scot involved for historical accuracy.

@ThatWelshGuy. Жыл бұрын

@@SquireComedy the best 'russian' move best known for getting movie theater s police raided

@n8archy121 Жыл бұрын

@@SquireComedy Chernobyl show was solid too

@OmarSlloum Жыл бұрын

@@SquireComedy nearly as accurate as enemy at the gates

@rushil_nagda Жыл бұрын

"It's a German gun, I'll just put it back with the rest of the German!" Absolute gold

@dudududu1926 Жыл бұрын

Now you need to do the American, British and French one.

@hawkeyeten2450 Жыл бұрын

If it was an American World War II story (made before 1980, at least), there would probably be some GI romance with a WAC traveling behind them with the logistics and staffer part of the army. "A couple more months, and Barbara and I can marry and live our lives together". I'm surprised Squire has never shown or mentioned something like this in one of their videos, the "WAC/WAVE Trope" was common in movies from the 40s until the early 70s.

@vixen878 Жыл бұрын

the soviets did the heavy lifting tho

@hyperturbotechnomike Жыл бұрын

@@hawkeyeten2450 A common trope in those movies also are GI's falling in love with some random french or german civilan women. The typical scene is the one where they have fun and for whatever reason, they always choose a haystack in a barn. While smoking in said haystack. I wonder how many film sets got lit on fire because of this.

@alaas1041 Жыл бұрын

@@First_Sea_Lord_Ford stop coping. Soviets first pushed to the Berlin. Nobody is to blame for the "dying" part, as USSR was not ready for war at the moment, and it had to improvise while at war to win. I don't think you'd be alive if USSR didn't make it in WWII

@dudududu1926 Жыл бұрын

@@alaas1041 Here we go again, can't have silly skits suggestion without the comment section arguing who personally kill Hitler.

@Sc0tt_e Жыл бұрын

A new squire video is the perfect way to end an evening

@SquireComedy Жыл бұрын

Yeees! *Sips tea*

@airpenguin6988 Жыл бұрын

@@SquireComedy ☕️ 🫖

@iamthe12th Жыл бұрын

It certainly was for the Russian soldiers.

@Sc0tt_e Жыл бұрын

@@SquireComedy I’d raise a toast but I don’t own a toaster 😔

@SonsOfLorgar Жыл бұрын

@@SquireComedy or start a morning🫖🍪

@Lonovavir Жыл бұрын

"So, on top of being deserters we're also war criminals now, lovely" “What do you mean now?” *Poland has entered the chat*

@TheTm9090 Жыл бұрын

Every single one of these has me in stitches! Y'all have quickly become one of my favorite channels on KZfaq!

@SquireComedy Жыл бұрын

Thanks for that mate, very kind indeed.

@Irish381 Жыл бұрын

Using actual period accurate weapons in your skits is a touch above the rest! Bravo! Even the Stg 43 and the PPS 43 with the Mosin Nagant ! Good luck with identifying the marks on the rifle!

@Jebu911 Жыл бұрын

Its either MP 43, MP 44 or StG 44. There is no such gun as StG 43. But yeah nice period accurate guns otherwise.

@CT-4849 Жыл бұрын

@@Jebu911 he probably meant the gwere 43

@CT-4849 Жыл бұрын

I can’t spell the name

@davitdavid7165 Жыл бұрын

@@CT-4849 Gewehr. The capital G is important, as all nouns in german start with a capitol letter. It also means rifle btw

@Eluderatnight Жыл бұрын

@@davitdavid7165 Gewehr>Sturm Gewehr

@benjamingoto2099 Жыл бұрын

I simultaneously don't want his production quality to go up or go down.

@robertkerr4199 Жыл бұрын

You really need to win an award for that Ad transition.. Pure genius.

@nebiyuesayas5600 Жыл бұрын

Imagine them up in the afterlife, realizing they could have just said the German killed the two Russians, then they killed him, and no one would have cared:

@uncle7215 Жыл бұрын

Have to appreciate that Squire actually reloaded in this skit while Hollywood disregards that detail Also, 8:55 is gold

@quillmaurer6563 Жыл бұрын

He does in his skits that aren't Hollywood movie parodies!

@uncle7215 Жыл бұрын

@@quillmaurer6563 Oh yes, quite right. I remember him firing 18 shots out of his revolver in "If Saving Private Ryan was a British film". Classic that

@NoNamer0909 Жыл бұрын

I love the reference to the current Ukraine war lol

@SlavicUnionGaming Жыл бұрын

@@NoNamer0909 buh he never made a single reference to the war in ukraine. You are so messed up

@ikea_manager_pok Жыл бұрын

@@SlavicUnionGaming i believe that the rifle was seen used by russian troops in ukraine...

@Ribyum Жыл бұрын

The Star Trek advert bits are simply hilariously amazing

@The_Board_Game_Brothers Жыл бұрын

Here's an idea: if Fury was a Russian or a Japanese film.

@tarektechmarine8209 Жыл бұрын

Russia just has a line of 30 tanks run all the way up to the tiger then use a molotov to kill it The japanese? It would be a sherman just destroying what ever scrap metal the japanese had.

@georgyekimov4577 Жыл бұрын

eighter GHR or the money was split up between the producers so everything was done by a collegge student on budget

@The_Board_Game_Brothers Жыл бұрын

@@tarektechmarine8209 yep

@tyrionlannister4920 Жыл бұрын

one sherman ambushing 4 ha-go's and then one immobilized ha-go sloughtering 100 battle hardened, peek equipped marines before after an hour they memorize they got bazookas and could... just go around, flank it and on the 3rd attempt or so neutralize it....

@shanedoesyoutube8001 Жыл бұрын

Russian fury be straight up Kursk Japanese fury be like some bullshit anime witchcraft tank warfare Or maybe just simply girls und panzer

@nanoqht285 Жыл бұрын

I always feel like these videos are gonna end 10x earlier than they do... It always baffles me how long they are.

@BaranZenon Жыл бұрын

Its like WW1 :)

@adamstevens3263 Жыл бұрын

Also like our occupation in Afgan

@Radeepthapa Жыл бұрын

Same

@foxtrotbebop4040 Жыл бұрын

I like how Squire steps off camera at 9:40 as if he were changing costumes in a play.

@JessWLStuart Жыл бұрын

As soon as I heard the "dream music", I thought "Here comes the ad!" Even Squire's ads are entertaining! Thanks for another awesome video!

@Smartskaft2 Жыл бұрын

"It wouldn't surprise me if they're still in use in about 80 years!" "Well, they'd have to be f*cking desperate!" Lol. I got that reference 🇺🇦🇷🇺

@lostguestused2640 Жыл бұрын

they also added a war criminal joke

@ketone4444 Жыл бұрын

Yeah 🤣🤣🇺🇦🇺🇦 with weapon of FWW Ukranians 🤣

@loukaspaquette2544 Жыл бұрын

@@ketone4444 I also got the joke! 🤣🤣🤣🟨🟦

@PossiblyIgor Жыл бұрын

@@ketone4444 ...

@thestrangeone12209 2 ай бұрын

i got it too

@GeraldTheChampionOfEarth Жыл бұрын

The ad break was absolutely fantastic, I can’t believe you actually got Captain Kirk for the video

@olivercollins2165 Жыл бұрын

Icl squire has been coming out with some banging vids lately Keep it up 👍

@SquireComedy Жыл бұрын

Thanks for that, Oliver. We're putting a shitload of effort in, to be honest.

@adamstevens3263 Жыл бұрын

@@SquireComedy New viewer here, I'm sharing this gold with my friends

@MWSin1 Жыл бұрын

It's just amazing how many accents you can so effortlessly and accurately pull off in these videos.

@otto35575 Жыл бұрын

Sick with the flu in Sweden and can’t sleep (it’s 23:22) but a squire video always helps… maybe

@olliefoxx7165 Жыл бұрын

The Star Trek sketch had all the traditional acting and effects of the classic series. Fantastic!

@wetwillyis_1881 Жыл бұрын

That ending was way too good. This whole thing was amazing, great work mates.

@GuntherRommel Жыл бұрын

That was the best Hello Fresh ad I've ever seen. Great video, Squire, you Absolute Legends.

@user-ew9sq5iw5w Жыл бұрын

"That gun is one of the few pieces of kit we've got that actually isn't lend lease!" More Tankies need to hear this.

@SquireComedy Жыл бұрын

I'll hammer it home more in the next one

@user-ew9sq5iw5w Жыл бұрын

@@SquireComedy Don't forget to mention the trains. We sent a lot of trains! Great video.

@arjunmuruganandam3373 Жыл бұрын

Whether it was lend lease or not, it doesn't change the fact that the Soviets dealt the greatest blow to the axis right?

@SlavicUnionGaming Жыл бұрын

mosin nagant is Russian built at its finest

@belgianfried Жыл бұрын

@@SlavicUnionGaming 91/30 is Soviet

@gabrielhagen1287 Жыл бұрын

Dude, Squire talking with an American accent for the promos is the funniest thing ever.

@sugarnads Жыл бұрын

Shatner is canadian, so hes doing canuck

@yenthewitch Жыл бұрын

It's mad that I enjoy your advert sketches almost as much as the rest of the vids. Advertising that I actually want to watch, feels weird but in a good way.

@hoarsuh8173 Жыл бұрын

WAS LITERALLY BINGE WATCHING ALL OF YOUR VIDEOS (ALL OF WHICH IVE SEEN BEFORE) WHILST IM SICK WITH FLU, AND YOU UPLOAD ONE JUST FOR ME! THANK YOU GREATEST KZfaqR ON THIS PLATFORM!

@ibutter876 Жыл бұрын

Lol I have a cold

@borovick6068 Жыл бұрын

I showed this to my grandpa, and he said he liked this really much. He asked me if i liked this and i answered yes, so he gifted me a book and said: You'll need it more than me. The book looks pretty old and has a strange name, but i never heard about it, so can someone please tell me what "Mein kampf" is?

@PossiblyIgor Жыл бұрын

Oh noes...

@RamblinRick_ Жыл бұрын

Great video, as always. I do miss the days of the cardboard guns, though. Too many Patreons I guess. Gives you that AAA blockbuster budget for the real thing.

@dannolives Жыл бұрын

know what i love about this channel? even the hello fresh star trek commercial is awesome

@welkingunther5417 Жыл бұрын

That's funny. I was just about to play some Enlisted in Berlin, this'll go along with it quite nicely.

@thecoppernickels Жыл бұрын

While not a central part of the video, you guys do a great job with the Star Trek skits too

@tinybiscuit6530 Жыл бұрын

I appreciate it as a trekkie

@reichtangleanimations6116 Жыл бұрын

Loved this, well good video thanks for your content keep it up!

@JetS_Gamer Жыл бұрын

Been watching for a while now, and I can't stop giving a chuckle or so when watching, amazing effort on this one

@mojoxide Жыл бұрын

I love that you guys included the double fisted back punch at 4:30! I remember thinking how silly it was when Shatner did it, great attention to detail!

@dogeingo2983 Жыл бұрын

That one German soldier watching two I think British accented Russian soldiers speaking English: 👁👄👁

@hardalarboard8876 Жыл бұрын

Loving the recent uploads!

@douglasjones2570 Жыл бұрын

Really cool videos. Thank you.

@tegridee Жыл бұрын

proper solid video squire!

@SquireComedy Жыл бұрын

Cheers old boy!

@thcdreams654 Жыл бұрын

Always top quality entertainment. Never disappoints. Thanks bros.

@just_a__pea7095 Жыл бұрын

Glorious video chaps!

@K.Sproductionscinimatcs Жыл бұрын

Yes, ones again he have created an absolutely remarkable video! Keep up the bloody good work chap!

@Luca_Sprues_Model_Kits Жыл бұрын

Wow, two videos in a month😱 Now that’s quality and quantity right there comrades, brilliant as always you legends!😁😁😁👍🏻

@TheTankyLady Жыл бұрын

Squire uploading more and more? What world are we living in!

@gorkaman4269 Жыл бұрын

Another quality picture brought to us by the squire, bravo!

@justanotherviewer52 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the smiles again guys. Job well done.

@sentientlegoman6550 Жыл бұрын

It's always a good day when Squire uploads

@kannudano5738 Жыл бұрын

Настоящее оскорбление для всех людей, что проявили мужество и отвагу в битве за Берлин, это видио настоящее культурное и историческое невежество.

@rickyluman3915 10 ай бұрын

Are you also mad that he made fun of the British, Nazi, American, German Empire, Soviet, Italian, and French too?

@helicoidsniffer1303 5 ай бұрын

@@rickyluman3915 Anti-Soviet = Nazi. Period.

@siyg Жыл бұрын

Definitely one of the funniest Squire videos of all time!

@DTfishing07 Жыл бұрын

Great video as always lads. You have to be the only channel on this app that makes the sponsorship just as interesting as the video

@RVered Жыл бұрын

A few nuances: 1. 0:45 Stalin's order 227, which directed that each army must create "blocking detachments" at the rear that would shoot "panic-mongers and cowards," was canceled in 1944, so retreating would've been fine in 1945. 2. 1:11 By 1945, in Berlin, the Soviets were battle-hardened and well organized; the insufficient training and all that was relevant much earlier in the war. 3. 7:15 The Soviets were notorious for charging on hopeless missions and treating their troops like cannon fodder. That is partially why they had so many casualties.

@suvorovoleg9325 Жыл бұрын

And in 42-43 komissars were transformed into political officers ranked as vice commanders of their units, assigned to inspire soldiers and explain everything from the right point of view ('zampolit').

@user-yz9ko1yj2e Жыл бұрын

"And 3" - this bullshitt. Totally.

@archdornan6053 Ай бұрын

@@user-yz9ko1yj2eAt the time, the Soviets had more manpower than we did. In 1940, the US proper (which had 48 states[¹]) was home to about 130 million people. In 1940, the Soviet Union was home to somewhere between 168.5 million and 196.7 million people[²]. As a result, we couldn't exactly afford to just throw men at our problems like the Soviets could. [¹] Alaska and Hawaii were territories in 1940; they became states in 1959. [²] Andreev, E.M., et al., Naselenie Sovetskogo Soiuza, 1922-1991. Moscow, Nauka, 1993

@dimka9448 Жыл бұрын

Interesting fact: Order 227, the one that commanded the killing of deserters, was implemented on julay of 1942 and only lasted a few months. Many officers even refused to apply this order. Therefore, in 1945, the detachments for killing deserters was not a thing in the battle of Berlin. None the less, funny video.

@PaperworkNinja Жыл бұрын

Bloody hell, I didn't expect to see such low quality prawn in a Squire video

@MATA-mz1db Жыл бұрын

Man this is just getting better & better.

@serapionplay8676 Жыл бұрын

Не могу понять. Откуда в Берлине американские солдаты, когда его брали только Советские?

@Fortuna_Magica Жыл бұрын

Haha cheers squire this is the best commercial ive seen in a long time for hellofresh X-D

@thetallguitarist3595 Жыл бұрын

ever since i found this channel ive loved everything you have done in every single video the detail is immaculate

@timmy3822 Жыл бұрын

Oh my god the Lobster "Gorn" stand in lmao. I swear these sketches always surprise me with how you take them. Great stuff.

@SwiftBG Жыл бұрын

Uncannily accurate William Shatner impression.

@DragonsAndDragons777 Жыл бұрын

These just keep getting better!

@cirian75 Жыл бұрын

Epic work Squire

@7sevensevern Жыл бұрын

Love you guys so much! I guess you watched "Bottom" a lot. So did I so I get all the subtle references like an inside joke. When will you buy another shirt?!

@SquireComedy Жыл бұрын

THIS IS AN ORIGINAL VAN DER HEUSEN!

@7sevensevern Жыл бұрын

@@SquireComedy Old British TV shows... best in the world.

@deelan8664 Жыл бұрын

this feels like a mitchell and webb sketch.. brilliant!

@cmacdhon Жыл бұрын

Brilliant... As always.

@samuelbrookes9267 Жыл бұрын

your videos are getting better and better, i hope you get to a million subscribers

@MundaneAxiom Жыл бұрын

00:52 the smoothest Nagant action in the entire Red Army

@mrfourtwenty8506 Жыл бұрын

i love the use of the war thunder map for use as a pretty convincing background, subtle but brilliant

@itsjohndell Жыл бұрын

You guys are simply brilliant.

@ivormott7309 Жыл бұрын

Yes boys. This one is up there with your bestest. Your content is easily my favourite thing on KZfaq. I will make a brew and drink to this! :)

@gallantcavalier3306 Жыл бұрын

AH YES!! The Eastern Front!! Another excellent video and on a new front!! I hope to see more videos of new fronts, but for now I am satisfied!!

@knightscroftsquire-muldoon Жыл бұрын

Technically, Its the Eastern front except it moved its way to the German capitol. This was the Battle of The Bulge, the Eastern front was the German battles like Stalingrad and so on.

@Alopex1 Жыл бұрын

Loved your swipe at the modern Russian army for still using Mosins :D You guys are brilliant as always :-)

@bobby8012 Жыл бұрын

Low hanging fruit , non controversial and cowardly remark nothing to love about that

@TheSunderingSea Жыл бұрын

Yes, the Donestk Militia dudes in checkpoints are "Russian Army". Meanwhile one of my friends over there had had a TDF guy surrender to them who was given an SVT-40 before being sent to the frontline.

@thesaul9484 Жыл бұрын

@Galaxy Guy so does every other military in the current conflicts

@TsaiSigh Жыл бұрын

@@bobby8012 it's funny, so yes there is something to love about that.

@Alopex1 Жыл бұрын

@@TheSunderingSea Well, given that the DNR and LNR Militias were organised, supplied and led by Russian military personell, that the LNR and DNR offificials are mostly imported Russians, and that both Republics are were annexed by Russia, I think using the broad term "Russian Army" may be simplistic, but not entirely inaccurate either.

@pinkypink5161 Жыл бұрын

Thanks guys made my day

@mrlime9526 Жыл бұрын

Damn fine video as always.

@johnshucavage3065 Жыл бұрын

The Captain Kirk accent was quite entertaining. Well done!

@thehistorymaniac2966 Жыл бұрын

I must say, I am very impressed with your upload squedule.

@SquireComedy Жыл бұрын

YES! We made it guys! 2 videos a month!

@thehistorymaniac2966 Жыл бұрын

@@SquireComedy take care

@Wolfboy_109 Жыл бұрын

Dont u just love it when squire upload new video

@carsonwantstobepopular4511 Жыл бұрын

yes squire nice to see you again on my recommended

@SquireComedy Жыл бұрын

Great to be here.

@SpxdeyMusicOfficial Жыл бұрын

Actually, rate your videos, the creativity and storytelling is on point 👌

@SquireComedy Жыл бұрын

I appreciate that!

@jwseibert1059 Жыл бұрын

Keep up the good work guys.

@SquireComedy Жыл бұрын

Thanks! Will do!

@theadventuresofred19 Жыл бұрын

Brilliant inc the advert really very good.

@RubberToeYT Жыл бұрын

Squire videos are always class

@ArmyHumveeLaat Жыл бұрын

0:20 Just to let you know: general Moroz was fighting on both sides, moreover, red army had to make offensive moves during it

@CrunkCrip Жыл бұрын

1:40 outside the window is a warthunder map

@Johnzen03 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely brilliant. Crazy how it’s pretty close to what it was like.

@vasjanihrenashin9610 Жыл бұрын

Probably you are russian veteran of WW2?

@rogerman65 Жыл бұрын

Wonderful! Splendid humor.

@audiemurphy1925 Жыл бұрын

This is more like every soldier in 1942 Stalingrad since the order 227 Was issued at the battle and mid battle ended

@jasonzhou8274 Жыл бұрын

This can also work for any Guardsman of the Imperium of Man, ever!

@ThatEnglishGuy1 Жыл бұрын

love your videos keep up he good work

@VaciliNikoMavich Жыл бұрын

Great video!

@tba113 Жыл бұрын

"Oh great! So on top of being deserters, we're also war criminals now! Lovely!" "What do you mean, 'now'?" Absolutely lost it.

@Goran1138 Жыл бұрын

Commissars did not existed in the Red Army in 1945. Their position as second commander was denied in 1943, and they are switched to the position of just political and educational work with soldiers. In short, commissars became "politruks".

@treyebillups8602 Жыл бұрын

Making the USSR look worse is more important than facts though

@Chfrchko-144 Жыл бұрын

@@treyebillups8602 cause, what else can you joke about, if not about how bad the "Sovok" was

@mariuszpudzianowski8400 Жыл бұрын

@@Chfrchko-144 Well of course! You wouldn't want to joke about nazis. Someone might be offended.

@iwatchyoutubealot 10 ай бұрын

politruks are just commissars and changing the names of political officers does not change their function

@Brave_Sir_Robin Жыл бұрын

Great vid as always, I have to say I love the Star Trek parody add.

Жыл бұрын

What a masterpiece mate!

@yourboishitposts Жыл бұрын

This looks better than some full budget movies!

@steamroddsroundhouse2080 Жыл бұрын

I haven't laugh this hard in a long time, "I just came back and you started ww3" gets me every time. I love this video, yall really got your comedic timing on point in this one. I got a video idea btw, Memphis Belle but a British film