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CinemaWins hi

CinemaWins welcome to Jurassic Park

Thank you for this. I always look forward to your videos

Can you do kill bill?

Go to Six Flags and it feels like Superman's constantly badgering you to buy a cold, refreshing Coke every third left turn you take.

Indeed, even the Mercedes', it makes sense for a brand to sponsor that kind of thing. And Mercedes makes all sorts of utility vehicles (G wagon, vans, trucks, unimog,...) so it actually makes a lot of sense. What car brand wouldn't love to put up add campaigns with their cars flanked by dinosaurs?

How would such an epic park on a caribbean island even be built and maintained without epic loads of sponsoring cash??? Hammond alone probably went completely bankrupt, building the park the first time, and then rebuilding it the second time, only stopping when his grandchildren needed to inherit at least a few dollars from his remaining pocket change. On top of that, paying workers to build NEW paddocks and fences all the time, as well as affording the constant shunting of electricity, flowing water, and cable television to the hotel rooms, the probably exhorbitant cost of paying high-caliber geneticists to clone new dinosaurs from fossil DNA, and keeping them coming to replace the dying models... not to mention feeding literal THOUSANDS OF PARK VISITORS ON A DAILY BASIS... No single rich person ever born, not even Rockefeller, could permanently support a park like Jurassic Park. He would need at least SOME corporate help. Or perhaps the United States Government. Either way, "Product Placement" with hundreds of different corporate sponsors was probably the absolute cheapest way they could pull this miracle park off in the first place.

@@Thagesthoughts I need to see different superheros sell out in ridiculous ways. "I'll defeat you Lex Luthor!" "Not with my suit of kryptonite you won't!" "Luthor you fool, with the power of Coke I can withstand anything!"

Same can be said about a lot of movies Like that was always one of the complaints I hated hearing about someones dislike of a movie. "Oh it has a bunch of product placement, hurr durr" Like no fucking shit. If the story is taking place in our world, whether its futuristic or not, hell even a parallel universe of ours, like you are going to see product placement. We see it daily in real life ourself, we just tend to ignore most of it. Plus keep in mind, some of that product placement is due to having extra money given to the directors to make the movie which can lead to much bigger and better things that they couldnt have done before

It comes down to expectations, though it's tricky pinning down exactly what kind of movie this wants to be.

I swear he says a sin in a nice voice *ding*

ArtumTsumia you can’t view the Jurassic Park sequels in the same bubble as the first. They are essentially their own thing. If you meet them on that level you’ll have a blast

Cinemasins often sees wins as sins

CinemaSins is stupid, he sins things for no valid reason, and sometimes give many sins for the same thing. He also don't seem to pay much attention to the movie story and context. Sometimes he is like "I don't like this guy's name, so I am gonna give 5 sins for this" You can't make a serious review this way! It's stupid! He is not searching for problems in the movie, he is creating problems that don't really exist for content. His videos are stupid

another missed win but just as important, the cutest baby and dog cameo in the ad break

hOw Do yOu KnOw iT'S NoT nOn BiANaiRY

​@@builderdog3875 Oh, please don't get them started.

Actually, he does refer to the Indominus as an 'it' after seeing all of the dead sauropods.

"Oh jeez, what the hell? Hey man, no ideas, just drag her down and lay her out!" And then Rexie is looking at it all go down like, "GET FUUUUUCKED, ASSHOLE!!!!!"

Really?

Wow now I feel weird. Why the fuck did not a single woman died in Jurassic Park? That's strange

Still... there's brutal, and then there's Zara's death. Grabbed by a pterodactyl, dropped towards concrete, grabbed again (which probably dislocated her leg), flung about in the air, dropped into the water (winding her significantly), being attacked by the pterodactyl STILL while trying to avoid drowning, and then desperately trying to climb out of a Mosasaurus' mouth before dying in one of three equally gruesome ways (crushed to death by the bite, torn to shreds by the second jaws, drowning in its mouth). And she's NEVER mentioned again. Her death's up there with Eddie's in the brutality factor. She didn't even really do anything horrendous to warrant such a drawn-out, painful death.

@@Jfrost9101 thats how large birds of prey do it they fight over the food

@@celuler22 okay Still brutal

Rexy has a way of getting the point across just by her looks and movement. She commands respect and awe. All bow before our Queen!! All hail Queen Rexy!!

yeah. its just a shame she doesn't have her iconic roar in the movie except for one bit when she is pinned by the I-rex

Its_Me_Romano _ you forgot the end of the movie

WHY, BECAUSE IT'S THE MOTHERF###### T.REX

Spinosaurus from JP3:hello Kay I introduce myself…

Oh yeaaa

he said that lol

nice attention to detail

She was also sick when the park first opened as they found her starving and weak, so she was still weak when the fight started as she didn’t get all her fat back and muscle

@@colbykuefler8556 U can see how she's emaciated, her ribs are really showing when she breaks the Spino skeleton

In JWFK, and also by the production, was said Rexy would live about a third to half as long as a regular Tyrannosaurus from 65 million years ago. She wasn't about to die. Durimg the time of JWD however, Colin Trevorrow said Rexy was near the end of her life during the battle with Zeb.

@@fabricepoot1045 she wasn't near the end of her life but was approaching it. She hatched in 1988, being 34 in JW:D, 30 in JW:FK, 27 in JW, and 5 in JP.

It's just one more year, and then... Tyrannosaurus rex dies off forvever

Holy shit! That was one I didn't realize before, thanks!

That's actually really clever.

Clever girl..

Im still overly proud of myself for, from the first trailers, calling the Indominous "Raptor Rex"

Ooo yes. That's true

She was so brave to actually work with the dinosaurs

Damn she really died for that scene 😔 respect ✊

@@theonlygamer2808 cant believe she actually was picked up by a pterodactyl

She should play another character with good plot relevance in Jurassic World Dominion.

The other actors/actresses when they where grabbed/yoinked by the i-rex or pterodactyl had to ACTUALLY BE YOINKED INTO THE FREAKING AIR

This was the LAST place I expected to find you man. Holy crap.

A guy with a mustache comment only having 91 likes? That's unexpected.

@@nourishinglotion334 Usually by the time I get here he's in the mid thousands

“and yup” -Cinemawins 2019

Keana Daneshmand you know, watching cinemawins movies is actually a really good way to pass the time now that I think about it.

Jurassic park 3 in a nutshell

This video was actually posted in 2018

Dont trust anyone not even cinemawins

I never noticed that before!

Holy crap that’s haunting....

SHHHIIITTT DUDE NEVER SAW THAT THATS HORIFIC

Also the mosasaur had an inside set of jaws that would probably be shredding her legs at that point as she trys to climb out

Couldn't think of a KZfaq name. Wait when does her arm come out

As a guy I've run in heels multiple times just to do it and yeah, it sucks. Hurts like hell really. You can do it though. Probably especially when a 7-ton animal with teeth the size of your hand is literally keeping pace mere yards behind you

Me too. JW hate is frickin terrible. I'm always going to love Jurassic World for being the best cynical blockbuster ever (AHEM, Disney Star Wars trilogy) bc it actually found a way to not only be faithful to the OG, but also be it's own REALLY fun watch.

Random Potato So, Jeremy and Scott are the older brothers.

That's literally what it is.

I'd like to think CinemaSins is actually the pouty, negative younger brother.

Sierra LVX I've experienced that with my younger brother myself.

Well the difference is Cinema Wins actually puts thought into videos. Cinema Sins just Sins stuff they don't Understand even when they would understand if they would just pay attention. I am much more excited for Cinema Wins when they come out,.

That mosasoar was much bigger than a blue whale

@@JGreen444 No it was not, it’s just portrayed much bigger in the movie. In reality the blue whale is the biggest creature to ever live on this planet according to volume and weight I think. (I don't know 100% I have to look it up again, but I'm pretty sure it’s both) The Mosasaurus was one of the biggest carnivorous things to have ever lived but nowhere near as big as showed here. Beside it might not even be the largest carnivore to have ever lived as there are other prehistoric giants and the sperm whale is much heavier and about the same size as the top estimates of the Mosasaurus and a sperm whale is considered a carnivore. The lack of data forms a problem though as there isn't that much and so all things are estimates, although scientifically thought out, it’s still based one just a couple of incomplete specimen they dug up of which they might only have the mount or teeth or some other incomplete remnants. I actually watched a vid on it which seemed quite well researched (it might have been of one of the major documentary makers as BBC or National Geographic I don't recall) but it said that with the change in water temp in the ocean the habitat for giant fish and reptiles but simultaneously the habitat for giant mammals grew as they thrive where the giant fish and reptiles wither, because of the difference between warm blooded (mammals) and coldblooded (reptiles and fish) creatures. So there was simply no longer a place for them it was no longer viable to be so big even though they might be the most dangerous animals in the sea if they returned today. So big coldblooded predators disappeared mostly or shrunk (I think) so there now is only the sharks (fish) and I think the Australian salt water crocodile it the largest aquatic lizard specie. The Mosasaurus and the Mosasaur in general all died with the other dinosaurs 65 million years ago with the Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event (aftermath of "The Meteor") so this explanation doesn't actually concern the Mosasaurus and it’s just my recollection of what i saw like a couple of years ago on a yt video but I think it’s mostly accurate. I also just realised that you wrote "That mosasoar" and not "The" so actually you are not wrong beside that you spelled Mosasaurus wrong so whether its intended or just a typo or just not being a perfect English speaker, I don't know but I'll reply anyway beside keep in mind that neither am I a "perfect English speaker" or even a native English speaker and that the things I wrote are just my recollections of some info I found on the internet with no fact check what so ever. I probably made some major writing mistakes in spelling and grammatical as in definitely but I can’t be bothered to check it. Have a nice day

@@Mahfireballs I meant the mosasaurus in the movie was bigger. I know in real life a blue whale is much bigger than a mosasaurus.

@@JGreen444 yeah well thats what I realised and feared once I reread it. I was like hmm this guy might know, which means that there isn't really anyone I'm correcting/ making wiser. But I realised it at the end and posted it anyway. XD

Lennon Jones This thing would probably actively try to kill you whereas a blue whale would probably just try to brush you off kinda like an annoying fly. The blue whales "brushing off" would most likely kill you either way but if you tried to get away from there it wouldn't try to hunt you down.

I understood that reference

Making references from other KZfaq channels is tight!

Oh wow wow wow wow.

oh REALLY?

Her heels at the end and in some other parts:hehehehe little do they know I’m CGI

I disagree but whatevs

Not badass lmao

Who, Bryce Dallas Howard?

@@rebeccacummings6697 If you'd even worn heels you wouldnt say that

Rexy made this franchise into what it is now and she deserves an actual award.

@@carterday6243 yes she does. She is the main character in the movie, not Owen or Claire, or any of them. She is the reason I went to see Fallen Kingdom and watch the rest of the series.

Though, really, we should be calling her Reggiem since she is a lady. Rex means King and she is a Queen, so we should be calling her Regina

@@weldonwin but she might be sentimental to the name Rexy. Would you like it if you were suddenly renamed?

Roberta/Rexie is ALWAYS made of WIN.

Bob Hollywood is that nostalgia talking?

Gabriel Mena so what if it is? Let people enjoy the stuff they want to enjoy without judging them

is better than meaningful movies

@@lupomena I agree completely with him and in my case it definitely isn't nostalgia talking. I didn't watch any Jurassic Park movie and if I did, I was so young I don't remember it anymore. Literally the only thing I recall from the old movies is the T-Rex.

This is why the Apatosaurus death scene is important to Claire's character development. After that she begins to see the dinosaurs as actual living beings

Jacob Hanshew Jurassic world is the story of four sisters struggling with how their dad’s new job is effecting them while simultaneously dealing with peer pressure from the new neighbor. I will not be persuaded otherwise.

Fallen kingdom is one of the worst movies ever made i literally fell asleep

The only thing that I didn’t like about the fallen kingdom, was the trailer. If you watch every trailer, it tells you 95% of the film. SPOILER ALERT! BEWARE! Especially the first photo, Macy standing in front the triceratops skull, and the LEGO showing the indoraptor falling from the glass, were huge spoilers. Other than that I am so exited about the next film, especially seeing blue looking over a bunch of houses.

I watched it last night, I like the scene change and comic relief was fun, but I found too many establishing shots seemed too similar to car adds, but I will admit, the part with the Indo stalking outside the bedroom was great, playing an intense orchastra for the moon shot then killing all music as it hunts

IMO Fallen Kingdom is a "nuff said" movie - crazy stupid fun that isn't realistic but is extremely enjoyable, following a well established formula to give you fun dino action.

davidsirmons yeah, that's still terrifying, not to mention some people think the Megalodon could grow to be 100 feet long, STOP IMAGINING MONSTERS, IT'S SCARY

Just Peachy theres an actual megladon movie in the making. I saw a trailer for it yesterday

Sean Snider actually, I think you're talking about the mososaur when she was let free into the ocean and could be seen preying on surfers, they only put in dinosaurs and the Megalodon is a shark

Just Peachy no..there is an actual megladon movie

Just Peachy i know its a fucking shark

Vick Hoskins.

Also he wasn't talking about Blue. He was just talking about all the raptors, before he was eaten by Delta.

Honestly, her death seemed gratuitous and unnecessary. Maybe a writer thought, "you know how we always pan away from the people who get caught by the dinos? What if we were to follow one of them for a while?"

Emma we have the same name. We must battle so I can claim the title of alpha. Friday, dawn. Good luck.

It felt tone deaf to me. It went on for so long it was almost comedic, but it failed to be funny because she was just an innocent person and you were kind of rooting for her. Even if she was a straight up villain it would have been a bit much, but without that it comes off like she personally offended the writers.

Emma Jkson yeah good luck beating me. I'm like satan at dawn. I hate mornings

JakeSpacePirate E true. But like fair play to Katie McGrath who played the character. She did all those stunts herself. My girl didn't need no stunt double.

A man of culture I see.

Even she was only evil because of machinations... Zara's only crimes were wanting her perfect wedding and not knowing how to handle kids.

Wait n o

I remember seeing the movie on theaters and she showed up and jogged some 12-yo-me memory that immediately went "ah yes, Morgana, an asshole" and current-me was like ?????? I'm terrible with actor names so she's become just Morgana to me I'm not even sorry

Oh shit I did not put that together. Thank you

The rex wasn’t even running in that scene (it was following the flare as it did in JP1), so it 100% makes sense!

Especially when it is mentioned that flares were used to train the Trex where food is

Especially since the T-Rex wasn’t in full pursuit, it was just following the flare

I know a girl who can full on sprint in stiletto heels because she was once a beauty pageant toddler She basically learned how to walk in heels So I can buy I'd you wear heels enough you can run in them

@@sentientmustache8360 Thank you the Lord of Jurassic Park Laura himself even said this

Justin R That's actually a good way to put it. I never thought about that.

Justin R That is an amazing way to look at that scene. I am never going to look at it the same way again.

wow. thats actually really plausible

Justin R Wow, that’s crazy. Also the Rocket Raptor was Charlie.

Would be an interesting of a theory if the raptors accepted the I-Rex as a part of the pack, with Owen still remaining the alpha, or at very least a part of the pack - thus turning around to face Owen for "further instructions", but the humans opened fire mistaking their intentions.

RIP MASRANI HE DID SURVIVE THE CRASH BUT WAS FINALLY FOUND A BYE A PTERANODON WWWWHHHHHHYYYYYY

GoldenPanther Productions uops, tiny smartphone keyboard

Nope. Goldlum was better anyway.

r u sure?

While I agree, there is a bit of an issue with internal consistency versus scientific consistency. In the first movie, Hammond says they clocked the T-Rex at 32 mph and there's also the scene where it catches up to the jeep, and this is that same T-Rex. So, as far as these movies are concerned, that's what people are saying about the heels scene. (Though, a good point brought up here is that it would take time to build up to that speed, which it didn't have here)

The bones wouldn't shatter, it'd over-balance and fall, at best cracking a lot of bones and almost certainly breaking some. It definitely wouldn't be getting up again, so same dif, I guess.

I personally believe that Rexy simply didn’t want to chase Claire at full speed because (As pointed out in Jurassic Park: Rexy can run 30-40 mph) she simply didn’t want to chase another person with a flare. She remembered how fruitless it was.

Reach but the test were done using Olympic class athletes and unless Clair has some untold award winning track and field background she’s dead meat.

I'd give old bolt a run for his money if a t-rex was considering me food.

Yep, we do get like 2 meters of snow on the roof, it is fun jumping off the roof after tho.

Hells yeah it is. Though I have fallen off the roof, and it hurts when that 2 feet of snow _isn’t_ there.

JFK dude I thought you were American bro

I know. Hahaha! Three years ago found me chiseling 4 inches of ice off my driveway because of ice-rain storms.

@@lindseysquire8417 he moved to Canada and hid there after supposedly being "assassinated"

or at least to Claire when she brought in rexy

Gibster when Owen sees rexy he gives Claire a look like this “you’re a crazy woman” then in fallen kingdom he literally fights about 10 or more ingen guys by his self XD

I don't know man that thing with the tyranosaurus that it's blind to immobility has long been proven scientifically wrong and that in complete contrast has excellent eye sight but nontheless is far from being intelligent.An immaculate predator and brwaler but not a bright one!

Well, she shouldn't have dumped screem writer guy.

I don't mind it really, it's about time we got some real brutal death

I forgot her name but she’s a scientist from that Jurassic park telltale game:you forgot about me I was eaten by a tylosaurus!

Makes sense

More like immortal

Well it's still a probaly.

That's a good question.

I still wouldn't risk such a thing in such a situation and would take them off.

ethal1222 But that's real life, in the movies/books they're fast as jeeps. Anyway she could trip. Liberating or not, it's too risky. But it's a movie, so whatever.

Except she also caused a bunch of people to die by not evacuating the park.

Sheev Palpatine You but I still think she redeemed herself later on. She was pretty darn stupid at the beginning tho

@@danielstevens8610 ik what you mean like hey i have an idea let's send 3 people unarmed into a paddock of a creature we just made that is deadlier than a T-Rex because we couldn't see find any heat signatures on the cams😂😂 still love the movie it is my favorite of the series

@Dylan Baylor The original commenter realized their mistake

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DarkLadyJade also I’m pretty sure the fastest recorded running in high heels was faster than the T Rex was thought to have run so it’s still plausible

@@Corviidei Jurassic park t rex can run over 30mph. First movie John stated this. Flare is only plausible reason

I’ve seen plenty of women run short distances in heels, going pretty fast. I can see that happening

@@queendoliitle7984 yeah but are you really going to risk your life like that? make a logical choice just put on sneakers or just throw of the high heels and run barefoot. you can do it theoretically but practically throwing off your high heels and running for dear life is the better option. don't make a woke decision make a logical one

@@gawoopydawoopy758 I don't think you'll ever get the chance to change into sneakers in that moment. Especially if you didn't know your day was going to turn from a regular office day to getting chased by man eating dinosaurs.

*Indominus Rex

I have an army! We have a rex

@@mojmirbezak1422 we have Rexy

TheEastieA what bugged me more is they threw her in a deep tank when her species hunted and lived in shallower waters

TheEastieA Mosasaurus are around 15m long, the Indominus is itself was around that size

also why did she jump so far out of the water, she risked getting beached. would have been better if she just grabbed the end of the i-rex's tail and slowly dragged her in, while the shot is focusing on the terror on the i-rex's face as she realizes that she isn't the top of the food chain after all 😂

TheEastieA: Yeah InGen definitely fudged with the size it. I went to see the skeleton of Bruce, the largest Mosasaur on display, at the Morden, Manitoba fossil exhibit, and he is only a bit bigger (in terms of length) than a large Killer Whale, so I can pretty confidently say that Jurassic World's Mosasaur is way bigger than IRL. That being said, I did think it looked really cool in the movie. I just wish it had gotten more screen time. Hopefully in the future they will consider making Jurassic World spin-offs, focused on different environments the creatures of these films live in. A Jurassic Ocean spin-off would be awesome, especially now that the Mosasaur is roaming around the world's oceans, and no I don't consider this a spoiler since it is in the trailer for Fallen Kingdom.

NinjaTyler: For that large of Mosasaur, that probably is a shallow tank.

3DSage I think that scene is in Jurassic Park 3...

hooray for trans lesbian representation lmaooo

Mehmet Akharman No, the Jurassic Park 1 scene where they fly in the helicopter to Isla Nublar

I never thought of that! My gosh it makes sence

Maybe thats it for the future park. Make them all male next time

Juan Frate What?? It’s not a mutant. It was made that way. It’s DNA didn’t change lol

It is dna from diferent species all mixtured and improved. It is thecnically a mutant. A mutant is not someone who was close to a nuclear reaction and got green, but someone whos dna was modified (by nature or man), and this thing was modifiead since the day it was concived on a laboratory.

just kinda bugged tho that rexy saw a raptor join the fight, and she teamed up with her? you think she'd see blue as yet another threat, i mean hey, she is still literally scarred from her last encounter from a raptor, she doesn't have fond memories of them 😂

I think she saw the raptor as a potential threat, but already had her hands full with the I-Rex to care at that moment. After that, she just go with the flow. After the fight, she was injuried, so she probably just wanted to fall back without another fight, and since the raptor wasn't attacking...

Juan Frate no, that justifies every argument against this movie. It turned what used to be a horror/action series into a damn cartoon.

Camp Cretaceous?

Lauren Brown my mind was screaming OWEN PLEASE RIDE BLUE!!!!!

BLUE PLEASE RIDE A MOTORCYCLE ALONGSIDE CHRIS PRATT

Lauren Brown chris walken? Yeah, actually maybe

Chris Hemsworth as Thor

Jaeus A A L A N

Guess what, *_ALAN_*

That was actually Jimmy Buffett (RIP).

Huh?

“Crane-Chan my beloved” - I. Rex (probably)

I think John Hammond is the most tragic human character in the films. (Not the novels, in the books he was an asshole) Sure, he played God but he only wanted to bring the wonder of living Dinosaurs to the world. He wanted everyone to witness these magnificent animals. He was a good man with great ambition, sadly he was betrayed by almost everyone who he closely knew. His partner, Lockwood tried to clone humans behind his back which ended their friendship and must've caused emotional pain for Hammond. His original vision of Jurassic Park was ruined thanks to tbe greediness of Dennis Nedry and Lewis Dodgson. His own nephew, Peter Ludlow had him kicked out of the company which Hammond created. His friend, Simon Masrani betrayed his final wish of leaving the dinosaurs alone and decided to create another dinosaur park against Hammond's wishes. Masrani took Dinosaurs from Isla Sorna to populate Jurassic World and recaptured all the veteran dinosaurs on Nublar, including Rexy just to put back into cages. Remember! Hammond wanted the dinosaurs to live happily ever after at the end of the Lost World: Jurassic Park. His protege, Henry Wu bastardized and perverted his animals by creating hybrids like the Indominus Rex and Indoraptor, thus betraying Hammond's legacy. I hope Jurassic World: Dominion ends with the dinosaurs being saved and brought to an island where they live happily ever after, because only then will John Hammond truly rest in peace.

Spaghetti Lol

have chris pratt transform into a raptor 😂

canebro1 shit head are u serious do u know nothing about T-Rex? Let’s just say if someone holds a red flare they well get messed up by T-Rex if u ever seen the Jurassic park movie u should know T-Rex is really aggressive to red flare and how was that T-Rex tamed Lmao ur telling me someone trained T-Rex to “follow-the-leader” that’s a suicide if it was even trained then she wouldn’t roar at Clare lmao.You can clearly see when she throws red flare at the i-Rex it shouldn’t have attack i-Rex if it was tamed she would sniff the flare saying that She WASNT TRAINED. Shit head

Also shit head it was a “She”

Wow, nice of you to have such a civil dialog.

Khaza Academy your the shit head bud as its pretty obvious rexy was not chasing claire its pretty fucking obvious rexy is walking not running this means rexy wasn't that interested in eating her but was more interested in the flair

canebro1 Very civil. Very wide vocabulary. I love the part were Khaza used the insult "Shithead". And again. And again. Very civilised, obviously being a high-tier member of society.

Jimmy buffet