Everything Wrong With 300: Rise of an Empire

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7 жыл бұрын

Oh, god, my head hurts. This prequel-sequel-samequel is just as full of slow-motion as you expect, and just as devoid of actual story as well. It's a real crap-show.
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@powwowken2760
@powwowken2760 5 жыл бұрын
I still feel robbed we never got that epic 10,000 Spartan charge promised at the end of the first movie, like common movie, you had one job
@phantom3969
@phantom3969 5 жыл бұрын
10000 Spartans? When? There were never that many of them in any single battle during the Persian wars that I remember of...
@mperformance3502
@mperformance3502 5 жыл бұрын
At the end of the first movie, after Gerard Butler died. Him dying allowed for the 10,000 Spartans to attack
@phantom3969
@phantom3969 5 жыл бұрын
@@mperformance3502 who's Gérard butler
@barrage1308
@barrage1308 5 жыл бұрын
That is the actor that played Leonides
@hamiltoneuzarraga6546
@hamiltoneuzarraga6546 5 жыл бұрын
ara xenophon and the anabasis
@XoxJasonReynoldsxoX
@XoxJasonReynoldsxoX 4 жыл бұрын
"This movie strokes Sparta so much I'm surprised the Mediterranean Sea didn't get pregnant." lol
@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry
@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry 4 жыл бұрын
i got the line in the video when i checked your comment lol
@pusheenthecat9264
@pusheenthecat9264 3 жыл бұрын
@@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry ^
@jeffreyanthony7348
@jeffreyanthony7348 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏿‍♂️
@elijahdjinn2304
@elijahdjinn2304 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@PUNISHERMHS_2021
@PUNISHERMHS_2021 3 жыл бұрын
Right as I read this that same part came up
@fancyspider63
@fancyspider63 4 жыл бұрын
Actually, many of spartan women were taught basic combat for the necessity of if their husband was off to war they could defend the home.
@darthkittyoustheunwise7581
@darthkittyoustheunwise7581 4 жыл бұрын
And Spartan Woman had the same rights as the men. Because Spartan Woman gave birth to Spartan men. And old Spartans who were 60+ were Treated extreamly well. Becuase they survived many battle's.
@bazileus123
@bazileus123 3 жыл бұрын
@Hoohoosistik thay also workout and had gym. Equality rights was resone of Spartan colaps against Teba because more woman got lands for their dead fathers and housband and that leave Sparta with less warrior because thay needed to have land, and do not have any ocupation like trade, farming....
@andrewzeedyk3095
@andrewzeedyk3095 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah these guys forgot to read or watch ancient Greek history. A few things on this made me cringe. But overall they were just talking shit about a shitty movie... all is forgiven
@lardonirdesco
@lardonirdesco 3 жыл бұрын
@Hoohoosistik I know loads about Ancient Greek History but sources for information on Spartan life can be a little sparse compared to that of Athenian life as they weren't really writers and didn't really promote the skill so any writings about Sparta and Spartan life tends to be from people on the outside. For instance, Xenophon’s Constitution of the Lacedaemonians is a major source for Spartan history. Xenophon however was born in Athens but worked as a mercenary in Sparta. His work discussed many details about Spartan customs and practices. Plutarch’s Life of Lycurgus is also a major source for information about Spartan history, particularly on Lycurgus (Spartan leader). He described the marriage ritual of Spartans as well as the eugenic policies Lycurgus enacted in the Spartan Constitution. These policies were believed to result in the strongest possible children and thus they would strengthen the Spartan military. Furthermore, Aristotle also wrote about the Spartans, while an Athenian citizen, he saw fall of Sparta within his lifetime. In his works he is one of the main sources on Sparta that survives today. Now onto Spartan women, They where known to be beautiful, Helen of Troy for instance who has historically been described as the the most beautiful woman in the world at the time was a Spartan woman. While there is reason to doubt this claim, the reason that Spartan woman were so beautiful was because based on the sources above we know that the the Spartan exercise regimen for girls was designed to make them fit for motherhood, this is quite literally true. In his Constitution of the Spartans, Xenophon it is written that Lycurgus required that women should exercise just as much as men or be as fit as their brothers, and to this end instituted the same athletic competitions for women and men this includes activities such as throwing the javelin and discuss, running, boxing, and pankration (an early version of MMA that consisted of Boxing and Wrestling). So it wouldn't be a stretch to say that Spartan women where incredibly fit.... Furthermore Archidamia, wife of Spartan King Eudamidas I was strongly involved in the defence of Sparta in 272 BC from an attack from the state of Epirus. With the pending siege the Spartan Gerousia (Council of elders) planned to evacuate the women to Crete. However, Archidamia, speaking on behalf of the Spartan women, entered the Gerousia, and with sword in hand contested this proposal, questioning whether the Spartan women were "so faint hearted as to live after Sparta was destroyed". Famously she asked "Spartans! I ask, by the memory of your race, Are ye worthy of the name!" before ending her speech with "her women can die, and be free". With her speech given the Women of Sparta were given a role in defending the siege from the Epirus with the Spartan force consisting of around 2,000 Spartan boys and around 7,000 women. Needless to say they where able to hold out defensively against the attacking force of around 27,000 until the main Spartan army arrived back from Crete where they had been campaigning at the time. Following the building of a series of defensive trenches which the women where involved in they where able to hold off the attacks until the reinforcements arrived. They where from there able to push them back and ultimately break the siege. This ended up leading the downfall of the state of Epirus who where later conquered by the Romans in 167 BC. A great story that I am surprised hasn't been made into a movie to be honest...
@rossburney8713
@rossburney8713 3 жыл бұрын
@@lardonirdesco good read, I usually don't give these long comments much time. Thank you for the history
@BAN3FromNoWhere
@BAN3FromNoWhere 3 жыл бұрын
The circling ship formation is actually accurate, historically that is what Themistocles actually did during that battle.
@briang287
@briang287 3 жыл бұрын
But just because someone does something doesn't make it a good strategy or very smart for that matter I mean yeah it might be good for defense but not offence
@CyberpunkEdgerunner513
@CyberpunkEdgerunner513 3 жыл бұрын
You are wrong their hot warriors with speedos wish I lived in Sparta so many muscular hot shirtless guys with sheilds
@blakeharris58
@blakeharris58 3 жыл бұрын
@@CyberpunkEdgerunner513 they're*
@CyberpunkEdgerunner513
@CyberpunkEdgerunner513 3 жыл бұрын
@@blakeharris58 there what it got filterred out?
@randomthings1795
@randomthings1795 3 жыл бұрын
@@briang287 the best offense is a great defence
@Connor-lm3bg
@Connor-lm3bg 5 жыл бұрын
Girl: How tall r u? Me: 0.1 Persian boatlengths Girl: what?
@MrRaffi1997
@MrRaffi1997 5 жыл бұрын
cinemasins used "five persian boatlengths" as a unit of measurement for a giant wave during one of the naval battles
@greglemieux9809
@greglemieux9809 5 жыл бұрын
A Canadian French man, born and raised in New Bedford Ma, taught to understand the mathematical precision a machinist will never allow the FN metric system to get within one hundred miles from.
@kerryyang9041
@kerryyang9041 5 жыл бұрын
a trireme(persian boat) is 40 meters long 0.1 persian boatlengths would be 4 meters. @Connor Scoles is 4 meter tall Girl: what?
@daleharris3809
@daleharris3809 5 жыл бұрын
@@kerryyang9041 Well that is roughly 13 feet tall so I could understand her confusion.
@OriginalPuro
@OriginalPuro 4 жыл бұрын
are you* Letters are not words, sir.
@heddalee
@heddalee 6 жыл бұрын
Biggest sin: that somehow, all those buff dudes were torso-hairless.
@TheRomanRuler
@TheRomanRuler 6 жыл бұрын
I would disagree. Almost all of ancient art in Greece portrayed people like that. Its not like they did not have skills to include body hair when they include head hair. They just chose not to. Sometimes they preferred it like that, and other times people really did shave all of their hair and wore wigs.
@joshuareynolds23
@joshuareynolds23 6 жыл бұрын
They were the inventors of Greco wrestling of course they were oiled up hairless jersey boys I mean come on everything about Sparta says the New Jersey of greece
@IamN0V0
@IamN0V0 6 жыл бұрын
Aww cmon man.... leave my home state alone.... haven't we apologized enough for the Jersey Shore? WE'RE SORRY!!! SOO SOOOO SORRY!!!
@joshuareynolds23
@joshuareynolds23 6 жыл бұрын
@@IamN0V0 lol I love jersey for the most part the state is really really nice it's just the Jersey shore area is infested or was infested with people who want nothing more than to be Guido's
@IamN0V0
@IamN0V0 6 жыл бұрын
Might not believe it but.... I've been here 28 years and have never seen a single Guido.... just gotta stay away from the shore I guess? Easy enough Jersey beaches suck balls....
@ramonantoniobennett-ryuuke6301
@ramonantoniobennett-ryuuke6301 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Long after the war, Thermistocles later joined the Persian side and served under Xerxes' son Artaxerxes as a governor (satrap) of one of the provinces.
@cadenvanvalkenburg6718
@cadenvanvalkenburg6718 4 жыл бұрын
Really!?
@evantaylor2938
@evantaylor2938 4 жыл бұрын
I know right why isn’t the real story told in these films it’s so much more cool
@priotesecosmin5923
@priotesecosmin5923 3 жыл бұрын
@@cadenvanvalkenburg6718 Yes, really, he provoked Sparta by having Athens rebuild their fortifications, and his arrogance was the final nail in the proverbial coffin. He was ostracised (expelled from the city) and after the Spartans involved him in a plot to betray the Greeks, put together by one of their own generals, he went to Macedonia. Then he found a place in the court of King Artaxerxes (after sneaking to the court in the same wagon in which the King's concubines were traveling), who gave him the province of Magnesia to rule. He served the Persian King until his death, some 10 years later.
@dutchvanderlinde4713
@dutchvanderlinde4713 3 жыл бұрын
Yo bro stop playin...
@ramonantoniobennett-ryuuke6301
@ramonantoniobennett-ryuuke6301 3 жыл бұрын
@@cadenvanvalkenburg6718 yep! You can learn more by reading up on him. But we all know Hollywood ain't gon tell the truth tho.
@MissLilRedRooster
@MissLilRedRooster 4 жыл бұрын
"This horse is f***ing magic!" Dead, I lol'd.
@kaizze8777
@kaizze8777 3 жыл бұрын
It's roach
@TheSniperMAJOR
@TheSniperMAJOR 5 жыл бұрын
16:22 Fun fact: This horse was actually ripped straight out of Skyrim.
@ryokajimosensei2780
@ryokajimosensei2780 5 жыл бұрын
Not everyone knows that the spartans are dark souls players that wear no clothing for speed.
@howshouldiknow2568
@howshouldiknow2568 5 жыл бұрын
Praise The Sun \|T|/ [☀️] | |
@howshouldiknow2568
@howshouldiknow2568 5 жыл бұрын
Praise The Sun \|T|/ [☀️] | |
@rojvilar
@rojvilar 5 жыл бұрын
@@howshouldiknow2568 who decided that?
@peterlonergan
@peterlonergan 4 жыл бұрын
They were a hoplite army. They had armour, look them up, its why they were so effective against the immortals.
@ryokajimosensei2780
@ryokajimosensei2780 4 жыл бұрын
@@peterlonergan ok
@brawler9406
@brawler9406 4 жыл бұрын
1:27 he took his helmet off because his helmet blocked his sight Im pretty sure we had that line from the nerrator in the first movie, when Leonidas throws the spear at Xerxes.
@taxevasion0336
@taxevasion0336 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that too but all the other times, it was compeltly pointless
@jackalhead7433
@jackalhead7433 2 жыл бұрын
Gorgo:"....and this is how it all happened folks and I was there leading the entire Greek fleet and kicking some Persian @@s without wearing any actual armor or carrying a shield to protect myself just the sword of my fallen husband......true story!" Herodotus: "Alright my dear you've entertained this crowd enough let me tell them the actual story"
@trustinwright7536
@trustinwright7536 5 жыл бұрын
These masked guards had me dying
@spirz4557
@spirz4557 5 жыл бұрын
"We are not paid enough for that."
@Ghostysback
@Ghostysback 5 жыл бұрын
“I’m not changing the diapers when that thing comes out”
@spacemonkey5806
@spacemonkey5806 5 жыл бұрын
“”Mortal enemies” my godly glabrous ass”
@donkeykong6426
@donkeykong6426 4 жыл бұрын
its like the first order troopers from the force awakens
@thalmoragent9344
@thalmoragent9344 4 жыл бұрын
donkeykong 64 2 True. These guys are so done with their superiors it’s hilarious.
@SuperGlueization
@SuperGlueization 6 жыл бұрын
"glabrous and smooth" translates to- "smooth and smooth"
@arnoldrivas4590
@arnoldrivas4590 6 жыл бұрын
SuperGlueization That’s a sin in itself. Lol
@jeox_xvtsuki6161
@jeox_xvtsuki6161 5 жыл бұрын
Oh how I love Hollywood scripts. Using big words doesn't make you seem smarter if the sentence makes you look really really dumb.
@Tawleyn
@Tawleyn 5 жыл бұрын
Well actually it's "Hairless and smooth and smooth" but still pretty bad.
@nethandelwampa116
@nethandelwampa116 5 жыл бұрын
Hahah i had to google glabrous but it is basically a fancy word for extra smooooth. Its the equivalent of ATM machine.
@quaglex6858
@quaglex6858 5 жыл бұрын
SuperGlueization *
@bidensniffed.myballs6894
@bidensniffed.myballs6894 4 жыл бұрын
they make those Persian "immortals" seem so bad ass in the first movie, in this one they're just fodder
@matthiasthulman4058
@matthiasthulman4058 4 жыл бұрын
They always were just fodder. The reason they were called the Immortals was because it was said that no matter how many were killed, an equal or greater number would replace them. Kinda making it seem like they are neverending Pretty neat
@CZProtton
@CZProtton 4 жыл бұрын
@@matthiasthulman4058 That is false, though you might have heard it somewhere. They were professional soldiers of the Persian Empire, the rest were levies (as in, not professionals, just recruited for the war and will go home after). The Persian immortals were soldiers just as good as hellenic hoplites. The idea that the Spartans or Greeks in general were better soldiers is false. Spartans were not even the best hoplites, those were from Argos. The persians actualy whooped their ass the whole war, completed 7/8 main objectives and only lost at the end because of some major bullshit coming their way, like several storms that wrecked half their shit.
@jovanleon7
@jovanleon7 4 жыл бұрын
@@matthiasthulman4058 They were never fodder in the first movie. If you think so then you're dumb and don't know what fodder is.
@matthiasthulman4058
@matthiasthulman4058 4 жыл бұрын
@@jovanleon7 I know that now, if done some research after the other comment left for me. But thank you anyway
@samtimmers5094
@samtimmers5094 4 жыл бұрын
@@jovanleon7 then why did they get clobbered by the Spartans
@publiccomment2053
@publiccomment2053 5 жыл бұрын
The confusing timeline (I think) is their attempt to tell the true part of the original tale of the 300 - that the Spartan mission was simply to slow down the Persians so that Greece could consolidate their forces and have a fighting chance. Most historians agree that Leonidas probably did not plan to sacrifice his men, but betrayal and poor support put him in that position. At least that's what the history books say. But there's nothing in those history books about Goat-Headed men and magical gods either, so who knows.
@jessewam
@jessewam 7 жыл бұрын
So...Xerxes dips into magical water and becomes a god -- that can still bleed, apparently. So is he a god or isn't he? The first movie didn't have any of this mystical crap woven into it.
@isaacgleeth3609
@isaacgleeth3609 7 жыл бұрын
Because, as mentioned, it was based on an unreleased graphic novel "Xerxes."
@jessewam
@jessewam 7 жыл бұрын
Hmm, I can see why they didn't release it, lol.
@TomSistermans
@TomSistermans 7 жыл бұрын
jessewam I believe Gods can bleed in ancient Greece, in the Iliad Ares himself gets stabbed by a Greek warrior, causing him to go home crying to Zeus
@seakillis1842
@seakillis1842 7 жыл бұрын
jessewam If a "Divine person" bleeds then he is only a human.
@seakillis1842
@seakillis1842 7 жыл бұрын
Tom Sistermans Greek Gods bleed Ichor I think.
@johnnious
@johnnious 7 жыл бұрын
The quote by Artemisia: " You fight harder than u fuck " should have lessen the sins
@CNWhatImSaiyan
@CNWhatImSaiyan 7 жыл бұрын
That'll probably qualify as a "Hahaha..." sin
@politicsonsight6045
@politicsonsight6045 4 жыл бұрын
Most important sin of this movie is that it's a complete shamefull historic lie.
@marcellbrollem1233
@marcellbrollem1233 3 жыл бұрын
im glad im not the only one who knows this👍
@Rahul-ru7jv
@Rahul-ru7jv 3 жыл бұрын
can u elaborate a bit? ion know nothin of greek history
@bupsmertozkal
@bupsmertozkal 3 жыл бұрын
@@Rahul-ru7jv Spartans were never "300", couple others joined them (they started with around 1k, certain sources have stated they're numbers were risen to 10k'ish). Xerxes was never a "god-king", he was just a ruler and was a respected/loved one. Themistocles army is, and 70-80% of the greek army are literal slaves rather than trained/brave men wanting to fight. Persians are the good guys of the story; they care about equality (specifically women rights), abolished slavery and were ethical compared to Greeks. Greek empire is known to be one of the most brutal empire, raping and killing for the joy once they've won battles showing very minimal mercy, while they've been portrayed to be "defenders" of their land throughout these 2 movies. And "there is democracy/equality under Greek ruling" theme that this movie has is complete bs; Athens was the only state that resembled democracy (monarchy all around Greek alliances/states), women were never given rights (including Athens), and slavery was welcomed in Greek (unlike in Xerxes's Persian ruling).
@acelovesdiyschristopher7023
@acelovesdiyschristopher7023 3 жыл бұрын
@@bupsmertozkal except the Spartans had more female rights than rest of Greece but yeah the rest is right
@kadaeuxgamesmaster2328
@kadaeuxgamesmaster2328 3 жыл бұрын
@@bupsmertozkal Basically 100% correct, but also not really a 'historic lie' (well unless someone is silly enough to take it as fact), since as it's presented, its basically a storyteller coming up with a ridiculously blown out version of what happened. As a fun addition though, as I recall, Athens was also fairly famous for its pederasty.
@stephanwatson7902
@stephanwatson7902 5 жыл бұрын
Not only were the Spartans the most armored Greeks, one was even fined for going into battle without armor. I've had people argue that they didn't wear armor just because they saw it in these movies lol
@lastnameever3990
@lastnameever3990 5 жыл бұрын
11:15 maybe the huge moon created the giant tidal wave from earlier
@ramezmessaoudi4910
@ramezmessaoudi4910 5 жыл бұрын
smart
@shuriKen469
@shuriKen469 5 жыл бұрын
NERD!
@maxnguyen7341
@maxnguyen7341 5 жыл бұрын
NERD!!!
@electriczap9615
@electriczap9615 4 жыл бұрын
Speech 100
@asmylia9880
@asmylia9880 4 жыл бұрын
@@electriczap9615 Smart 100
@mattcyr2022
@mattcyr2022 6 жыл бұрын
Love this video, but you forgot the sin of the movie making xerxes into a literal god or superhuman or whatever when the whole point of the spear throw at the end of the first movie was to prove that xerxes was nothing but a man. They completely screwed that up in this movie.
@rayrayray7494
@rayrayray7494 5 жыл бұрын
one could argue that the spear trow was to show that even has a god he could bleed
@logand1583
@logand1583 5 жыл бұрын
Before that battle he said something a long the lines of. “Even a god king can bleed”
@saeedvazirian
@saeedvazirian 5 жыл бұрын
But that objective failed in the first movie.
@dargaronsoftsong3193
@dargaronsoftsong3193 5 жыл бұрын
@@datedboi_2176 True story: back before this movie came out, I saw a random teaser trailer for it, and had a brief moment of hope that the title "Rise of an Empire" meant that this would be a *prequel* focusing on the careers of Cyrus the Great, Cambyses and Darius (the founder of the Persian Empire, the Shah who conquered Egypt, and the man who ordered the Battle at Marathon, respectively), focusing on how the Persians start out just as rugged and manly as the Spartans we saw in the first 300, and then watching as the successive kings become more decadent/arrogant/inhuman as time goes on via timeskips, eventually culminating in weird-bald-jewelry-man Xerxes. Because Herodotus (our main source for this period) makes *very* clear efforts to parallel the virtues of the early Persians that won them their empire with early Greeks, before getting into the whole "Persian Wars" part of the narrative. At least then the movie would've had *some* kind of depth to it, and would've been an interesting contrast to the Philhellene masturbation that was the first 300 :).
@moorenoivan121
@moorenoivan121 5 жыл бұрын
Does no know understand that the first part of the movie is a flash back??? In the first movie Leo says hed prove he isnt a God in this movie it explains why xerxes thinks hes a god...
@campbellsoup93
@campbellsoup93 5 жыл бұрын
Y'know, it's interesting that they only ever mention Leonidas as king of Sparta. Sparta was rather unique in Greek history for being a diarchy. That is, having 2 kings at once. There was STILL a king in Sparta named Leotychidas who Themistocles should have been speaking to instead of Gorgo. Same guy who should have been leading the Spartan forces after Leonidas' death instead of either one eye, or Gorgo. Also, Sparta didn't actually have a Navy. They relied on their allies for Naval battles. So all those ships flying the Spartan sail at the end should really be flying a Corinthian sail or that of one of the other city-states. Sparta itself contributed maybe 20 ships to the war. And the overall commander since the other city states didn't want an Athenian like Themistocles leading the navy. Then there's the issue of hair. I'm not talking about how everyone's waxed. That actually makes sense as ancient Greeks considered body hair gross. Just look at any statue or pottery art from them. No, I'm talking about beards. Specifically the lack of them on many of the men seen. Beards were considered supremely manly. Every adult male would have a beard lest they be seen as feminine and mocked by their peers.
@evantaylor2938
@evantaylor2938 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this comment, I studied classics and I can’t help but be hurt by this film
@suckygamerbruh8282
@suckygamerbruh8282 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this, it showed me the ignorance and focus for blood by the directors
@novacolonel5287
@novacolonel5287 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for pointing out these interesting factoids! No one in their right mind would attribute any ounce of historical accuracy to this very stylish movie. Oh, and did you know that Equestria has been a diarchy, as well?
@luisl176
@luisl176 2 жыл бұрын
Hell also them going into battle half naked....thats ridic...its well known they wore armor.
@tituswilkinson4911
@tituswilkinson4911 4 жыл бұрын
"We wont be needing this anymore" 😂
@ellervercingetorix9343
@ellervercingetorix9343 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite sin
@Khe2BVevo
@Khe2BVevo 3 жыл бұрын
@@ellervercingetorix9343 😂😂😂😂
@facultykid
@facultykid 7 жыл бұрын
Really enjoyed this sin. "This horse is F*&king magic" lol
@spin2245
@spin2245 6 жыл бұрын
it's the ancestor of the bf1 horse
@Wolfen443
@Wolfen443 6 жыл бұрын
That was awesome CGI!!!.
@rainedrop14
@rainedrop14 5 жыл бұрын
i mean to be fair to the movie this was a time where they believed and worshiped gods and horses were thought to be the creation of water so that WOULD negate the sin if not for all that god damn slow mo
@taxevasion0336
@taxevasion0336 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking "How the fuck has this horse not kicked you off and ran away"
@marshmellow9281
@marshmellow9281 7 жыл бұрын
Guys, CinemaSins STILL can not legally review the Emoji Movie, so please, for heavens sake, stop asking.
@SusieBlup
@SusieBlup 7 жыл бұрын
Then when?
@theplourde
@theplourde 7 жыл бұрын
Matt Smith wait why can't they?
@timoyr2954
@timoyr2954 7 жыл бұрын
theplourde Because it's not on Blu-ray/Digital formats yet. If they did it now, they could only use material from trailers and clips officially released.
@Eclipseminuit
@Eclipseminuit 7 жыл бұрын
Timppa 3 there is still plenty to sin in the trailers alone
@mantasa0000
@mantasa0000 7 жыл бұрын
nobody is asking for it though
@Smokin_Snowman
@Smokin_Snowman 4 жыл бұрын
1:24 when that dude takes his helmet off it bends like it's made of rubber, because it probably is lol. Bad props are bad.
@shallowseller251
@shallowseller251 5 жыл бұрын
16:58 According to history, women of Sparta actually receive the same training as men do so that they can serve as the last line of defense.
@yryama
@yryama 4 жыл бұрын
Book "Gates of Fire" says you are right, read it, it's what inspired first movie
@sturmgewehr4471
@sturmgewehr4471 4 жыл бұрын
Thats not true they received training in cooking and dancing and weaving and some physical training not battling
@auren5352
@auren5352 4 жыл бұрын
No they didn't
@troypayne6701
@troypayne6701 4 жыл бұрын
Bull shit.
@Riimaachan
@Riimaachan 4 жыл бұрын
Yes spartan women were trained how to fight, especially in case if Queen gorgo she was pretty much one of the best fighters in history
@yoga_bear.
@yoga_bear. 7 жыл бұрын
25 second and this movie got 102 sins
@ringsofmars29
@ringsofmars29 7 жыл бұрын
StrawhatPrime I guess that this should say something about the movie's quality.
@noname-ke3gm
@noname-ke3gm 7 жыл бұрын
Dark Star it doesn't say Shit
@Nateguy632
@Nateguy632 7 жыл бұрын
StrawhatPrime The CGI is just so fucking garbage
@juliuscroft1231
@juliuscroft1231 7 жыл бұрын
100 for the slow motion decapitation 😂😂
@krle24
@krle24 7 жыл бұрын
@Dark Star If you think sin count is actually there to say something about movie's quality - and you consider this channel as valid critique and not nitpicking for the sake of laughs - then you're delusional as fuck.
@dogeggs8679
@dogeggs8679 7 жыл бұрын
These movies pissed me off because the Producers and costume designers thought that some dudes with abs would look cooler or better than actual Spartan Armor. Like, have you seen that shit? Its already got abs! They would look way more bad ass if they were wearing armor rather than just being a bunch of shirtless dudes. Kinda gives off a gay vibe
@louiemimis598
@louiemimis598 7 жыл бұрын
On what exactly do you base that opinion ? I would like to know your souces...
@aleksbb2537
@aleksbb2537 7 жыл бұрын
Ηλιας Μιμιλιδης a lot of them were bisexual
@mikepuppetz9
@mikepuppetz9 7 жыл бұрын
Christ McCart As a bi man, I can say these 300 movies are so deep in the closet they might as well take place in Narnia.
@louiemimis598
@louiemimis598 7 жыл бұрын
Aleksandr Bukhvostov dude, Saying something like that requires some proof to prove your point. You and the other guy just made half the acnient Greek population be gay or bi from nowhere. Do not have anything against by or gay people but your oponions/"facts" do not seem that logical or real.
@Aeroldoth3
@Aeroldoth3 7 жыл бұрын
What pisses me off are all the heteros in the world who are catered to so STAGGERINGLY much, that whenever something doesn't have a million boobs in it, or shows men that aren't 100% clothed, then it must be gay.
@lynnwest4307
@lynnwest4307 5 жыл бұрын
Has anyone figured out how long this movie would have been an actual time if there was no slow mo in it? I am genuinely curious
@horrorpill
@horrorpill 5 жыл бұрын
I wondered if some of the people out there watch it at the movies. This movie when it came out was promoted in 3D, so I remembered wearing 3D glasses. That's why there were tons of unnecessary particles, blood splatters, slow mo killings, etc.
@lynnwest4307
@lynnwest4307 5 жыл бұрын
@@horrorpill but that doesn't answer my question
@duvan-solis
@duvan-solis 3 жыл бұрын
@@lynnwest4307 well, it doesn't but does it matter. People will answer with a reason to your question or just say something that they wanted to say.
@snakeboy_1
@snakeboy_1 5 жыл бұрын
for untrained men they fought damn well and looked rather trained.
@coralineparmentierpianist
@coralineparmentierpianist 7 жыл бұрын
"WHY DO SO MANY SHOTS IN THIS MOVIE HAVE HOVERING WHITE PARTICLES IN THEM?" You're right, Jeremy. Also, this movie is basically about narration and slow motion...
@utahraptorfast
@utahraptorfast 7 жыл бұрын
is there a award for least historically accurate movie?
@imbored5334
@imbored5334 6 жыл бұрын
I agree it was kinda inaccurate but it was still frickin awesome
@021jaguar
@021jaguar 6 жыл бұрын
Kindda inaccurate?? You must be a 5 year old or live under the rock. The story is shit and the movies is shit too.
@jehovahschild792
@jehovahschild792 6 жыл бұрын
Instead of waterboarding the Taliban, make them watch this movie instead!
@igotveemon
@igotveemon 6 жыл бұрын
It's hardly "the least" historically accurate movie. Sure it has a lot of flaws... a LOT of flaws.. and I mean... A LOT, but not the most.
@GGPointOfView
@GGPointOfView 6 жыл бұрын
what are you talking about, i thought this was a documentary
@ayushkhandelwal9382
@ayushkhandelwal9382 5 жыл бұрын
17:23 That Basic Instinct reference 😂😂😂
@arxe_d3505
@arxe_d3505 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the Immortals are such badasses in the first movie, yet they all die like bitches in this movie.
@duskknighttorqe7444
@duskknighttorqe7444 3 жыл бұрын
They still died like bitches in the first one too, all baddassery aside.
@nonsensevideos4375
@nonsensevideos4375 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Hollywood dude. everything could happen here😁
@Shiirow
@Shiirow 7 жыл бұрын
This entire story sounds like something the Goa'uld dreamed up to keep their slaves and Jaffa in line. They found a Lazarus pit that gives them god like powers and immortality.
@Shiirow
@Shiirow 7 жыл бұрын
"300 : Rise of an Empire, its like Lion King 1 1/2 but makes even less sense, especially if you actually watched the first movie."
@ryanchianese239
@ryanchianese239 7 жыл бұрын
Shiirow I was honestly thinking about that. Like the sarcophagus they used to keep the host body alive that slowly made the symbiote insane. Stargate was the best show on tv
@furioussherman7265
@furioussherman7265 7 жыл бұрын
Shiirow Nice to see another Stargate fan here.
@t-lymphotropicosrs9492
@t-lymphotropicosrs9492 7 жыл бұрын
I have every episode on dvd lol
@Spore9996
@Spore9996 7 жыл бұрын
'Eyyyy, Stargate me boyo!
@ae5646
@ae5646 7 жыл бұрын
My 300 name is "Testeclees" or "Scrotumias"
@technomancer3373
@technomancer3373 7 жыл бұрын
A E ha ha ha
@technomancer3373
@technomancer3373 7 жыл бұрын
A E what
@travishimebaugh8381
@travishimebaugh8381 7 жыл бұрын
"The century"? Genital jokes are timeless. LADY: I hope this reason stands for my excuse. BEGGAR: I, it stands so that I may hardly tarry so long. -Taming of the Shrew
@thehoundschicken1746
@thehoundschicken1746 7 жыл бұрын
Hi I'm here to steal your joke.
@aimbotrobe
@aimbotrobe 7 жыл бұрын
You sure it isn't obesitees?
@jordobuppo
@jordobuppo 5 жыл бұрын
9:22 "my...disappointment..." Is immeasurable. And my day is ruined.
@rs72098
@rs72098 4 жыл бұрын
The sea monsters might have been a dream by Themastaclees. It implies that there may have been prehistoric creatures in the sea at the time, which is kinda cool actually.
@Sutton-vp3bf
@Sutton-vp3bf 5 жыл бұрын
Actually it was very common for navy's not to know about local water ways or for weather patterns and tides. Ancient cultures would often disregard it or blame it on the gods
@vampiraJ
@vampiraJ 4 жыл бұрын
Your comment got me thinking about ancient navigation, and I found this article. I thought you might also find it interesting :)
@bluedoe8086
@bluedoe8086 4 жыл бұрын
J Meee send it
@DoratTheKiller
@DoratTheKiller 3 жыл бұрын
@@vampiraJ Yes, please. Link the article
@Jonnell01
@Jonnell01 2 жыл бұрын
@@vampiraJ damn, even after a year you never linked it 😔
@mikpol4337
@mikpol4337 7 жыл бұрын
Guys stop asking for the emoji movie... You realize how sadistic you are? He would have to WATCH it!!
@jonnoweb
@jonnoweb 7 жыл бұрын
It's also not out on Digital yet.
@slippseymour9359
@slippseymour9359 7 жыл бұрын
Also, he would have to BUY the DVD to watch the movie.
@no_4259
@no_4259 7 жыл бұрын
dapperfalcon *as soon as he grabs the DVD his hands melt off "Why do I do this again instead of working in a local McDonalds?"
@jerrygodeep4787
@jerrygodeep4787 7 жыл бұрын
dapperfalcon that's not necessarily ever heard of redbox?
@ss3raphh
@ss3raphh 7 жыл бұрын
mikpol And every second a sin would be added so yeah. There is no point.
@-Castial-
@-Castial- 3 жыл бұрын
"These mask guard guys will be excellent ar cinema sins" got mo so hard😂
@duvan-solis
@duvan-solis 3 жыл бұрын
That's what got your hard, considering all the events... Really?
@Raijin...
@Raijin... 4 жыл бұрын
Have you Ever looked at a comment and said “man I wish I commented that”
@saharzaidi1018
@saharzaidi1018 4 жыл бұрын
Man I wish I had commented this ...
@oslier3633
@oslier3633 5 жыл бұрын
Ding x 1000 "Persian where annoyed of the Greek freedom" - Greeks had slaves while in Persia slavery was abolished and woman had rights.
@yoyo-lf3ld
@yoyo-lf3ld 3 жыл бұрын
Freedom as in democracy. The Greeks didn't have to bend the knee to a "god king"
@kobitadutta1642
@kobitadutta1642 3 жыл бұрын
@@yoyo-lf3ld Xerxes never considered himself a god-king. And no other city state except Athens had democracy. The Spartans had a monarchy. They did bow down to the king, just as every single monarchy did. Athens was the only exception.
@user-qj9en1kp1m
@user-qj9en1kp1m 3 жыл бұрын
Also, the best word tge writer found for this part was "annoyed". Not angered, feared, were furious of, threatened by...Something that sounds a bit more...ominous?
@echoes222
@echoes222 3 жыл бұрын
@@kobitadutta1642 actually... Sparta had two kings that were controlled by both ephors. They even had national assembly. So Spartan political system was a mixture of monarchy, oligarchy and democracy :)
@bupsmertozkal
@bupsmertozkal 3 жыл бұрын
@@yoyo-lf3ld And you've just shown how uncultured you are. Greek never had freedom, Persians had more "democracy" than any state but Athens. Greek ruling was literally a monarchy, never a democracy. Feel like you're an American that gets all their historical facts from movie, sad life.
@MarcosAmparo
@MarcosAmparo 7 жыл бұрын
They should have left the movie 300 alone. It didn't needed a sequel at all.
@MarcosAmparo
@MarcosAmparo 7 жыл бұрын
Js
@mdb45424
@mdb45424 7 жыл бұрын
as he said in the video if they dont make a new 300 movie every few years they loose the copyrights to it. hence how fox is pushing out craptastic xmen movies all the time. they really dont want to loose the franchise
@danielshore1457
@danielshore1457 7 жыл бұрын
Marcos Amparo what i dont understand why didnt they just make the sequel were the last film ended with 10000 spartans leading 20000 free greek men
@topanteon
@topanteon 7 жыл бұрын
This isn't a sequel so much as a parallel story that was happening while the battle for Thermopylae was going on.
@bristianmemequisition
@bristianmemequisition 7 жыл бұрын
they gonna make a 3rd movie i feel it in my bones
@Franktamas
@Franktamas 5 жыл бұрын
7:44 "Naval General"?? The word is Admiral.
@michaelandrews1480
@michaelandrews1480 3 жыл бұрын
Add 300 sins for the fact that neither Xerxes nor Darius is historically accurate in this movie.
@mrshnp
@mrshnp 7 жыл бұрын
is this Sparta ?
@triggerhappyreviews
@triggerhappyreviews 7 жыл бұрын
Indeed this is Sparta.
@asasin035
@asasin035 7 жыл бұрын
Sparta this is... HMMMMMM!!!!!!
@coolyourbeandip
@coolyourbeandip 7 жыл бұрын
OsidO no, this is PATRICK
@Cartman4wesome
@Cartman4wesome 7 жыл бұрын
Noo. This IS SPARTA!
@JasonGrey23
@JasonGrey23 7 жыл бұрын
OsidO NOO This is Spartaaaaaaaaah
@jameswoodard4304
@jameswoodard4304 5 жыл бұрын
1. Athenian sailers weren't untrained. 2. Spartan women were tought how to fight. 3. This list doesn't matter because Comic Book.
@jameswoodard4304
@jameswoodard4304 5 жыл бұрын
@Khristophoros1001 , Right. "Not like the men," meaning they didn't go through the agoge (I probably spelled that wrong) and didn't go to war, but they were expected to be very physically fit and were taught how to defend their city while the army was away. (Edit: It turnes out I actually spelled agoge correctly!)
@jameswoodard4304
@jameswoodard4304 5 жыл бұрын
@Khristophoros1001 , I couldn't remember the exact source so I did the minimal "research" of Googling it. A fairly well-sourced Wikipedia article states that they were taught riding, discus and javalin throwing as well as wrestling. The female Spartan citizens also led the defense of the city on at least one occation while the army was away. I think it would be more of a stretch to assume they didn't know how to use sword and spear than to assume they did. Remeber, female citizens were not busy doing all the domestic jobs that most Greek women saw as their duty because the Spartans had a huge slave population. They had a parallel course of education and public service as the men. I'm sorry for a lack of a specific ancient source but I am cursed with both a History degree and a very poor memory.
@thanospappos1078
@thanospappos1078 5 жыл бұрын
No its correct spelled by a greek :D
@victor1945
@victor1945 5 жыл бұрын
The entire modern view of Sparta is largely a myth. They didn't have a warrior culture that stood out especially compared to other Greek territories. A channel called Invicta has made an entire 20-minute video on the Spartan myth and the history of Sparta.
@eule9981
@eule9981 5 жыл бұрын
True...
@jsprite123
@jsprite123 5 жыл бұрын
100 sins for Themistocles sounding like "Testicles".
@gergopiroska1943
@gergopiroska1943 4 жыл бұрын
Themistocles was a real person
@Thatexan44
@Thatexan44 4 жыл бұрын
You’re supposed to pronounce it like “The Mystical Ease” that’s nowhere near testicles
@gergopiroska1943
@gergopiroska1943 4 жыл бұрын
@@Thatexan44 isn't it "The-mist-oh-clease"?
@mr-x7689
@mr-x7689 3 жыл бұрын
There was a real guy named Testicles, but we don't talk about him... whit out being childish and giggeling. A wee bit like the montypyton sketch of ''Biggusdickuss'' .
@christopheredwards9904
@christopheredwards9904 5 жыл бұрын
Not even 30 second into it and already there's over 100 sins 😂
@kingstonb8130
@kingstonb8130 7 жыл бұрын
If it doesn't have 300 sins I'm gonna be mad Edit: Thanks for 200+ likes
@kingstonb8130
@kingstonb8130 7 жыл бұрын
Dang it
@kyle9974
@kyle9974 7 жыл бұрын
Obi-wan Kenobi hello their
@yobootyhadmeded3022
@yobootyhadmeded3022 7 жыл бұрын
They messed up a perfectly good meme count lmao
@kingstonb8130
@kingstonb8130 7 жыл бұрын
ikr
@robertle1593
@robertle1593 7 жыл бұрын
if your comment doesn't get 300 likes i'm not gonna do anything but it'll be pretty cool
@LegallyBrunette4321
@LegallyBrunette4321 5 жыл бұрын
14:08 Whose scream was that? LOL. Perfect timing when he threw down that axe!
@LORDMEHMOODPASHA
@LORDMEHMOODPASHA 3 жыл бұрын
I think that was one of the crows in the background.
@hazardgamingonline3334
@hazardgamingonline3334 3 жыл бұрын
I dont know who this guy talking is but his accent and the way he talks is funny and btw Great video keep up the great work 👍 1+Subscriber😉
@brandonbumby397
@brandonbumby397 5 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite channels on KZfaq!!!
@volkaplayer4394
@volkaplayer4394 7 жыл бұрын
100 sins in 30 seconds new record
@clubpat54
@clubpat54 7 жыл бұрын
watch "the room" i think that has the record
@beatingstuff88
@beatingstuff88 7 жыл бұрын
Cinemasins complaining about sex scenes? what is this?
@linda10989
@linda10989 7 жыл бұрын
beatingstuff88 ikr? I thought a shitload of sins would be removed because of Eva Green's breasts
@nathanthompson4613
@nathanthompson4613 7 жыл бұрын
But he sins the lack of lap dances, not the lack of sex scenes, in other movies
@liammackay4026
@liammackay4026 7 жыл бұрын
Red Floyd dude...did you really just write all that on some rando's name? Don't you think it would be over the top if I started questioning you on why Floyd is suddenly red now instead of pink? Why you forced Floyd to be a communist and stripped all the implied pride that comes with being pink? Or is that reading too much into it...
@JakkFrost1
@JakkFrost1 7 жыл бұрын
And he stopped doing the "scene does not contain a lapdance" sin a long time ago, as he's been getting a bit more PC in his videos.
@two-face1041
@two-face1041 7 жыл бұрын
beatingstuff88 he doesn't sin sex scenes they seem like they fit...this doesn't fit
@thehandoftheking3314
@thehandoftheking3314 3 жыл бұрын
"Who puts a throne on a Warship?" *Warhammer 40,000 has entered the chat*
@donovandelaney3171
@donovandelaney3171 2 жыл бұрын
I find it funny that he dies from three arrows that in real life would be survivable.
@Mad9977
@Mad9977 6 жыл бұрын
"We'll tell this story for a thousand years, or else the rights go back to Marvel, somehow" killed me 😂
@word8194
@word8194 7 жыл бұрын
Everything wrong with the Bee Movie
@ohnospaghetti-o6123
@ohnospaghetti-o6123 7 жыл бұрын
Nothing, it is perfection
@kyle9974
@kyle9974 7 жыл бұрын
Jaydahn Belnavis that would be a short video cus nothings wrong with it
@Howlingburd19
@Howlingburd19 7 жыл бұрын
Jaydahn Belnavis ikr! It'd be a hell of a long video, which is more entertaining for me xD
@ayeshas7907
@ayeshas7907 5 жыл бұрын
I REALLY ENJOYED watching this and listening to your comments. Laughed so damn hard. 🤣
@fruitytiffgaming4573
@fruitytiffgaming4573 2 жыл бұрын
17:00 Yes actually, back then Sparta does train women, they starts training them as young as 5-years-old so they could be tough and be able to attract men.
@Krisjoverovovejovovichtski
@Krisjoverovovejovovichtski 6 ай бұрын
😂😂
@Fenris77
@Fenris77 6 жыл бұрын
Na Xerxes was remade and then posessed by a Goa'uld... LMAO
@Fenris77
@Fenris77 5 жыл бұрын
@John Doe Yep but Alexander wasn't around yet he he.
@Gabe_Cross
@Gabe_Cross 7 жыл бұрын
6:17 - 6:27 In my opinion, the back story of how Eva Green's character being taken in and trained after being left for dead was the most interesting part of the movie. That probably could have been its own movie that should have been made instead of this movie.
@servoaugusta513
@servoaugusta513 7 жыл бұрын
Hell, looking at makes me wonder why I shouldn't hoped she'd suceed in beating the people who killed her family and sold her as a sex slave.
@jbkjbk1999
@jbkjbk1999 7 жыл бұрын
The "found while almost dead and trained to become really powerful" seems really fucking cliché to me
@Gabe_Cross
@Gabe_Cross 7 жыл бұрын
+Totally Not A Cylon I wonder if it is more so than the "main characters and their side going against the odds to prevail in the end" cliche.
@ashleydavid1948
@ashleydavid1948 7 жыл бұрын
+Gabriel Crosley Hey , "5 seconds ago (and counting ) " , commentor ! ! Have a nice day .
@lordspirit7655
@lordspirit7655 7 жыл бұрын
Im trynna see Eva Green back...story bihh
@meep-vm5tc
@meep-vm5tc 4 жыл бұрын
These movies are having more rousing speeches, slow motions, screaming and homoerotic scenes
@TheGhoulishWeeb01kenzie
@TheGhoulishWeeb01kenzie 4 жыл бұрын
17:50 what the hell dude I was drinking redbull and laugh so hard that it came out came out my nose
@brodieknight772
@brodieknight772 7 жыл бұрын
Correct me if I'm wrong but the commander of the battle of marathon was killed by a rock to the head. (unless limited thinking of another Greco-Persian battle). This commander was not Darius. Darius died of old man sickness. This blatant twisting of history without any disclaimers to say (BTW this isn't what happened in history) pisses me off. Expecialy when there are no good movies that cover these awesome historical events properly so the common movie goer (not having any previous knowledge of history) will this that this shit is the truth. Do you know how many people actually believe that Aincent Greek soldiers (one of the most heavily armoured fighters of their time) wore only underwear into battle? I bet its a majority population. GOD FUCK THIS Movie. (this includes the first 300 as well) Ps: Spartan women were trained to fight a little bit, mostly self defense tho.
@alucardyoici
@alucardyoici 7 жыл бұрын
well there was more than one commanders on both side and Themistocles didn't die there
@ThePrashu31
@ThePrashu31 7 жыл бұрын
These movies are in no way connected to history. For all the talk about freedom by the Greeks in the movie, during that time pre-islamic Persia was way more free, multicultural and secular that Greece. These movies seem like blatant propaganda against the Persians. I almost walked out of the movie when they started showing demons and trolls from LOTR in the Persian army. Yeah, FUCK THIS MOVIE.
@r.r815
@r.r815 7 жыл бұрын
im not sure most people believe that people went into battle in only underwear, because its called common sense
@brodieknight772
@brodieknight772 7 жыл бұрын
boomboy b you'd think that would be the case, but most people I've talk to about this have believed that because of these movies. And I've talked to alot of people about this.
@servoaugusta513
@servoaugusta513 7 жыл бұрын
It's not meant to be taken as an accurate portrait of history. Which is why they say it's based off a comic book not a true story. A comic book based on propaganda.
@jeremykegley1669
@jeremykegley1669 5 жыл бұрын
Those 2 guard's had me cracking up!
@dukenukem69
@dukenukem69 2 ай бұрын
They heard their skin slapping fast, as he nailed her ass
@jpggamer106
@jpggamer106 4 жыл бұрын
Soldier: so the battle started like 7 seconds ago? Another soldier: yes, why Soldier: *removes helmet* i dont like this shit
@MariaRamirez-uh9qj
@MariaRamirez-uh9qj 2 жыл бұрын
i just love this dude he makes all of these vids funny
@UsamaShahzore
@UsamaShahzore 7 жыл бұрын
3:35 "EAT SHIT BOB" .. John Oliver must be dying with laughter ;)
@CNWhatImSaiyan
@CNWhatImSaiyan 7 жыл бұрын
Praise Mr. Nutter Butter
@JefferyBlue
@JefferyBlue 7 жыл бұрын
Cuz fuck Bob and all he represents. Oh, and he can take that bitch Janice from accounting and go fuck off somewhere.
@scifience8297
@scifience8297 7 жыл бұрын
I hope they do rogue one and guardians two next week
@M3GPAPS
@M3GPAPS 7 жыл бұрын
jonathan mirvish guardians 😍😍😍🙏🙏🙏
@fusselmietz5929
@fusselmietz5929 7 жыл бұрын
jonathan mirvish hope he does fifty shades darker
@Lynwood_Jackson
@Lynwood_Jackson 4 жыл бұрын
I'm halfway through the video and I'm calling it early: not enough sins for this turd masquerading as a movie.
@ghostboy1215
@ghostboy1215 2 жыл бұрын
6:47 This part about Gerard Butler and Michael Fassbender is so funny it made me laugh a lot.
@ClownBoiMikey
@ClownBoiMikey 6 жыл бұрын
That circle formation they had in the water was a legit tactic they used back then.
@childeater7327
@childeater7327 7 жыл бұрын
Stop recommending the emoji move they can't do it till it comes out on blue ray
@Crew721
@Crew721 7 жыл бұрын
The Man hey brother
@Marscael24
@Marscael24 7 жыл бұрын
ew. I mean nice profile pictures guys.
@cmatteo2780
@cmatteo2780 7 жыл бұрын
are the viewers of this channel kids or something?? idk any 20-30 year old that actually went to see that movie
@samuellinares2001
@samuellinares2001 7 жыл бұрын
Actually they just need permission from the company that made it
@Smelville272
@Smelville272 4 жыл бұрын
One enormous mistake, xerxes never cut leonidas head off. He never got the chance to, but the spartans recovered his body. Xerxes did want to do it and set it up on a stake. But the spartans beat him to it.
@Grudgebearer4life
@Grudgebearer4life 2 жыл бұрын
@7:28-“why are all these guys shirtless….” ABS MAN, painted on ABS!!!🤣🤣🤣
@thijs283
@thijs283 7 жыл бұрын
Slllloooowwwwwmooootiiiooonnnnnn
@cats2537
@cats2537 7 жыл бұрын
Braum The heart of the Freljord 'no' 😂😂
@nathanthompson4613
@nathanthompson4613 7 жыл бұрын
The trauma is too much for humanity 💀
@valentinmitterbauer4196
@valentinmitterbauer4196 7 жыл бұрын
Slowmotion was invented in Austria, the same country Hitler was from! It is evil! Evil, i tell you!
@DerWilly96
@DerWilly96 6 жыл бұрын
GLABROUS
@theradgegadgie6352
@theradgegadgie6352 6 жыл бұрын
7:40 "Now, I'm no naval general..." Or even an admiral, presumably. *sins Cinemasins*
@barrylyndon5552
@barrylyndon5552 Жыл бұрын
Hahahaah your ongoing rage against the bruce almighty moons continues
@Bond598
@Bond598 Жыл бұрын
12:17 I would've removed 50 sins if he said yes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@deluxehipster8714
@deluxehipster8714 7 жыл бұрын
Doing everything to avoid emoji movie eh?
@shivtekoriginal
@shivtekoriginal 7 жыл бұрын
To be fair you'd have to just play the whole film for the everything wrong with video
@ba-loo-loo7676
@ba-loo-loo7676 7 жыл бұрын
Not on DVD, nowhere to get the footage and stuff from in high quality
@yobootyhadmeded3022
@yobootyhadmeded3022 7 жыл бұрын
It's not easy to watch a trash movie like that chill on him
@bmaster461603
@bmaster461603 7 жыл бұрын
Adolf Hipster it is still in theaters
@hippymad1
@hippymad1 7 жыл бұрын
Being idiotic enough to not realised it hasn't been released to DVD, eh?
@youtubevoice1050
@youtubevoice1050 7 жыл бұрын
"J'adore - the future is gold" hahaha haha LMFAO!!!
@flatheadgg2443
@flatheadgg2443 5 жыл бұрын
0:43 lol didn’t even realized there actually was nudity in logan
@berengustav7714
@berengustav7714 3 жыл бұрын
"Hey,driver!"
@BringMeThatHorizon2000
@BringMeThatHorizon2000 3 жыл бұрын
So I know this is 3 years old, @10:50, when you talked about bringing a throne to the middle of nowhere, i just want to inform you in Herodotus, Xerxes actually has a massive marble pillar built in the sea for some random reason.
@drittzthedarktuber4327
@drittzthedarktuber4327 3 жыл бұрын
A single pillar or two of them
@dbonez547
@dbonez547 7 жыл бұрын
Everything wrong with 3 ninjas, one of my favorite childhood movies and randomly popped into my head
@thenerdgaming9129
@thenerdgaming9129 6 жыл бұрын
Women in sparta was the last defense if the army fell so yes they trained women in fighting
@VonWipfenfels
@VonWipfenfels 5 жыл бұрын
There are a tons of sources since it is a rather well known fact. Examples are reports from greek biographers like plutarch or war reports like the siege of lacedeamon, where an army of spartan women defended the city against pyhrrus.
@orarinnsnorrason4614
@orarinnsnorrason4614 5 жыл бұрын
You're missing the point. While it's true that Spartan women were awesome and all that, they fail to show that in the movies. Hence the audience is clueless why she's now all of a sudden a war leader.
@gibbamon
@gibbamon 5 жыл бұрын
@@orarinnsnorrason4614 read the history you will find Athens had the navy not Sparta that fought the Persian fleet plus the 300 spartans at the gates was only a part of a 5000 strong force of forces sent from various Greek city states, thou Sparta did hold its ground till the end while many others withdrew . interestingly Athens women had more respect in its culture than there spartan counterparts who were expected to almost only produce strong sons in its upper class citizens, failure in this could be fatal. its lower class and slaves very little is known except that they had to provide and toil for there elite warrior peers
@Daylon91
@Daylon91 5 жыл бұрын
Them women didn't help King Agus II of the Spartans who lost against the Macedonians under Antipitor. One of Alexander's men
@xboxg4mer413
@xboxg4mer413 5 жыл бұрын
Dude, thank you for actually knowing your Greek history!
@xnightxamex
@xnightxamex 4 жыл бұрын
9:39 thats all 300 was ever about, an experiment with what was then new cgi technology
@terrylandess6072
@terrylandess6072 4 жыл бұрын
When the Demo for 300 which Zach made for Warner Bros to get a greenlight for his film looks better than this, one realizes just how good Zach is compared to these hacks/posers/insert appropriate degrading statement here.
@cohencarpenter8338
@cohencarpenter8338 2 жыл бұрын
The circle formation of the Greek ships and the Greeks setting up a trap for the Persians in the rocks were both real and actually happened.
@ziljin
@ziljin 7 жыл бұрын
Never addressed the issue of Spartan Boy Lovers and Spartan slave masters. 1 TRILLION SINS
@cyrthurix
@cyrthurix 7 жыл бұрын
Spartans didn't have boy lovers. At all. You're thinking of other Greeks. In fact, Spartans were incredibly homophobic. They were supposed to train younger boys (from preteen well into adolescence) into the ways of Sparta, but fiddling with them would mean they would lose all their rights and no longer be called Spartans. Also death. At the very least they would be removed from the Spartan society. Which is as good as death to any Spartan or aspiring Spartan.
@rage17915
@rage17915 7 жыл бұрын
Actually, Spartan warriors were encouraged to have relationships with each other. This was so they would have stronger bonds, and fight harder with/for each other. So no, they were not homophobic.
@michca2112
@michca2112 7 жыл бұрын
Nope, wrong city state. You're thinking of the Thebans, who were basically homosexual couples, which is why they fought to the last man and were honoured for their bravery with a monument. Spartans were opposite...focused on bravery and not dying a humiliating death with shameful wounds on their back (indicating they were running away).
@therideneverends1697
@therideneverends1697 7 жыл бұрын
All i can say is i feel like for the army medics back then calming anal hemorageing must have been there primary job discription
@maxthepaladin2147
@maxthepaladin2147 7 жыл бұрын
You all said some of the truths: Male-female sex to create new Spartans was mandatory, but they did spent most of their childhoods with people of the same gender and they were encouraged to bond with people of their squads, so homosexualism was not unheard of
@pjfrmdago131
@pjfrmdago131 7 жыл бұрын
You guys should do everything wrong with Death Note
@asgamon9670
@asgamon9670 7 жыл бұрын
Pauly 2K yep
@RealTrump
@RealTrump 7 жыл бұрын
everything is wrong with that Death Note movie
@septicbile2901
@septicbile2901 7 жыл бұрын
That movie already ruined itself.
@noirceur_
@noirceur_ 7 жыл бұрын
I actually threw up watching that movie because the way they fucked up almost every aspect of it made me sick to my stomach. The manga and anime are such masterpieces how can you fuck something that bad.
@TacoRoco
@TacoRoco 7 жыл бұрын
Calling the anime a masterpiece is a bit strong. It really fell apart of L died.
@RainbirdKarin
@RainbirdKarin Жыл бұрын
Forgot to mention that Artemisia was wearing fishnets (as all Persian warrior women did lol) when she was fighting Thermistocles at the end, but they suddenly disappeared upon her death.
@Krisjoverovovejovovichtski
@Krisjoverovovejovovichtski 6 ай бұрын
Most likely taken as a souveneir To be munched on Nom nom nom
@deaditeera
@deaditeera 5 жыл бұрын
1 sin removed for Jack O’Connell 1 sin added for underusing Jack O’Connell
@ariannacandelaria2997
@ariannacandelaria2997 5 жыл бұрын
tea, even though he stated he regretted doing this movie
@sassys5614
@sassys5614 7 жыл бұрын
You guys should do an "Everything Wrong with Rise of the Guardians"! It's such an underrated Dream Works film, yet way better than "Home" or "Captain Underpants"!
@OreoBrawl
@OreoBrawl 6 жыл бұрын
...its better than Home, you can keep your opinions about CU to yourself
@Sportsbross
@Sportsbross 6 жыл бұрын
It is goog
@Sportsbross
@Sportsbross 6 жыл бұрын
Good
@shadowspider9
@shadowspider9 6 жыл бұрын
Captain Underpants is actually really good assuming you've read at least one of the books and know what kind of off the wall movie to expect.
@Wolfen443
@Wolfen443 6 жыл бұрын
Rise Of The Guardians the Owls's Movie?. I remember seeing it, liked a bit too as well.
@SocialMediaWithMrInfo
@SocialMediaWithMrInfo 7 жыл бұрын
"THIS WAS NOT...SPARTA". (Said the F*****G Magic Horse)
@Callsign_Ninetales2065
@Callsign_Ninetales2065 4 жыл бұрын
0:50 this scene is actually the beginning of the movie this scene is 10 years before the 300 also the scene where Themistocles is taking off his helmet to pick up bow and arrow that's because and I know because I have one you can't see s*** in those helmets you can only see what's in front of you but if you're shooting a bow and arrow you're going to want to take that thing off
@loganstroud7357
@loganstroud7357 5 жыл бұрын
Themistocles probably had a really good K/D though
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