Everything Wrong With Alien: Covenant In 16 Minutes Or Less

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CinemaSins

CinemaSins

6 жыл бұрын

Remember Prometheus? This is like that, with even more disappointment. Sins all over the place.
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@datmeme8967
@datmeme8967 4 жыл бұрын
To honor the intelligence of the characters in the franchise, in the next sequel the astronauts get infected by sticking their tongues on frozen flagpoles.
@2004mojo
@2004mojo 3 жыл бұрын
This only got three likes before me?? Wow! Because it's brilliant!
@atlasbadr
@atlasbadr 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@cheeseburgerinparadise7124
@cheeseburgerinparadise7124 3 жыл бұрын
Well done!
@hayabusaorlovina2761
@hayabusaorlovina2761 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaaa
@donjuan5955
@donjuan5955 2 жыл бұрын
Just was silly for trained scientist to act like grade school jocks soon as they land on an different planet.
@Francoisyyy
@Francoisyyy 6 жыл бұрын
You forgot to add a sin for the baby nenomorph getting nailed by hundreds of bullets and shrugging it off like nothing ever happened, but a full grown one gets killed in like one burst. *Sigh*
@LPDisturbedHU
@LPDisturbedHU 6 жыл бұрын
Didn't the older one get shot in the face though?
@Vortex-jc7fw
@Vortex-jc7fw 6 жыл бұрын
Malfunction don't say that word. That's Isaac Clarke's trigger word
@xiruxydosee1797
@xiruxydosee1797 6 жыл бұрын
One sin for every bullet wasted. Also the Aliens in Aliens get torn apart by 10mm while that thing takes 5.56mm to get blow apart. Last time I checked 10mm is a pistol round which is smaller. Don't get me started on the Shotgun they used. Like FFS shoot the fucker
@xiangyingwei9697
@xiangyingwei9697 6 жыл бұрын
Agreed! It's so boring if any life is totally invulnerable.
@JounLord1
@JounLord1 6 жыл бұрын
The 10mm used in the M41A Pulse Rifle is 10x24 caseless and considerably different from modern 10mm pistol ammo. For one its caseless and being fired out of a rifle. Think of it like the ammo used in some modern Russian weapons like the AS VAL and Vss Vintorez. They fire 9mm ammo but its not the same as the pistol 9x19 ammo you find used in handguns, they use 9x39mm rifle rounds. Just because it has the same diameter as a pistol round doesn't mean its the same as a pistol round.
@williammatthews693
@williammatthews693 4 жыл бұрын
I can't be the only one disappointed that this film didn't follow up on the promise at the ending of the last movie. That Shaw and Fassbender were going to the Engineers' home world to further explore why humanity was created and perhaps even ponder the question of who created the Engineers. That seems like a much more fulfilling thread that actually propels the story further than either rehashing the plot of Prometheus or trying to recapture glories of past Alien films.
@kanemurcott4950
@kanemurcott4950 Жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly!!!
@togucvinw7
@togucvinw7 Жыл бұрын
The thing is , it’s an Alien franchise movie so of course you had to have a few xenomorphs in it or else you la k that alien vibe (cuz muscled bald grey aliens that created humans ? Although great , a lot of people would have said it’s no longer alien franchise )
@sammco6704
@sammco6704 Жыл бұрын
@@togucvinw7 neomorphs, this movie technically has no xenomorphs
@iceswallow7717
@iceswallow7717 Жыл бұрын
i thought it was a cool twist with Shaw but u dont see much of it, which is better in a way because it feels more realistic: like something offhand that happened. But the whole David dropping the virus on the alien planet was kinda dumb. like do they really only have that one settlement? David’s creepo palace was kinda cool to me tho
@Harbinger1985
@Harbinger1985 Жыл бұрын
Me too. Prometheus ending was interesting with that concept. First sequel titles was Prometheus 2: Lost Paradise or something similar. The n slowly lost is to Prometheus: Covenant, then dropped the Prometheus title. :( I held som much potential! They wasted all, that planet was the homeworld? Why David kill them? Why we doesn't learned anything form it? Why they don't show us? Alien: Covenant is a mess. They killed almost everything was interesting except David.
@bleankdallas2924
@bleankdallas2924 3 жыл бұрын
10:20 The thing bit off half of her neck, there is no way she could scream like that. A whimper at the most, if anything at all
@macleunin
@macleunin 6 жыл бұрын
How come you didn't sin Tennesse's wife refusing to unlock the sickbay because she needed to "keep the infection contained", and then immediately opens the door after seeing her friend torn to pieces by the newborn alien?! When she opened the door and slipped on the blood everyone on the cinema I was in facepalmed
@alieninthevideo441
@alieninthevideo441 6 жыл бұрын
I find that hard to believe but I wasn't there so I'll have to take your word for it.
@Zip-id7pm
@Zip-id7pm 6 жыл бұрын
Chimpalicious Jones III It actually happened lol.
@LPDisturbedHU
@LPDisturbedHU 6 жыл бұрын
The first time she slipped? Understandable. The second time? You have an argument there.
@SasukeUchiha-qg4nn
@SasukeUchiha-qg4nn 6 жыл бұрын
That was the biggest sin of this movie. The alien would've stayed contained for a period of time and they coud've studied it while they had the chance and then blow it to hell once they realized how destructive the Xenomorph really is. I mean bursting out of a chest cavity would have been enough to know its time time to leave.. Even the idiot captain looking into the facehugger egg is more acceptable..
@zuriach1321
@zuriach1321 6 жыл бұрын
honestly that entire scene.. from the blood slipping, getting her foot stuck in the very door she is trying to close, to blowing up everything due to her Shooting their own bloody fuel tank, felt more like they were ment for a PARODY movie.. actually the entire mission on this planet felt like parody.. having these setters litterarly put their face into alien shrooms and an alien egg because a clearly fanatical Android told you to...
@blupunk01
@blupunk01 5 жыл бұрын
"Science first. Touchy touchy later!" apparently needs to printed over the hatch of every landing ship in this franchise.
@ShadowReaper-pu2hx
@ShadowReaper-pu2hx 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah lol.
@critictactic7090
@critictactic7090 2 жыл бұрын
Or above every college science lab.
@kingvamp.
@kingvamp. Жыл бұрын
@@critictactic7090 yes. this.
@fiercenet
@fiercenet 4 жыл бұрын
Crew: brushes teeth with bottled water while in Mexico Also Crew: sticks open wounds in bowls of stagnant water on alien planet
@godofcrap42
@godofcrap42 4 жыл бұрын
Can we add a sin for "So, remember how we finally decided to start expanding upon the Engineers in Prometheus? Well, we decided to not do that after all and have David wipe all of them out in a flashback sequence instead. Pay-offs are hard to write, y'know?".
@Filterdeez
@Filterdeez 3 жыл бұрын
Its like they purposely made Covenant to contradict and erase everything they set up with Prometheus. Which pisses me off because Prometheus was a masterpiece of a movie imo
@Chamieiniibet
@Chamieiniibet 2 жыл бұрын
@@Filterdeez oh, come on! The Prometheus was a beautifully visualised mix of silly scripts, out of place biblical references, moronic characters and plot holes.
@Filterdeez
@Filterdeez 2 жыл бұрын
@@Chamieiniibet sounds like you read too much into it. Some people liked that movie, deal with it💁
@Chamieiniibet
@Chamieiniibet 2 жыл бұрын
@Cameron Curtis you can like it the way people like the Hieronymus Bosch - all those silly little people on his artful paintings do absurd things and are only there to _symbolize_ some biblical references, but the things actually happening in the painting make no sense by itself. That's exactly how I see Prometheus.
@Filterdeez
@Filterdeez 2 жыл бұрын
@@Chamieiniibet lol take your holier than thou attitude out of my mentions. Also, let people enjoy things dickwad. Hold this block
@zombiecat6875
@zombiecat6875 5 жыл бұрын
This is how I watch movies I missed
@kukukukukuku7244
@kukukukukuku7244 4 жыл бұрын
I watch em for free online, noob
@Cernumospete
@Cernumospete 4 жыл бұрын
...and save money AND time.
@Vaultboy101
@Vaultboy101 4 жыл бұрын
@@Cernumospete And brain cells when the plot is this dumb.
@Superman68541
@Superman68541 4 жыл бұрын
Me too sometimes
@kylehoran40
@kylehoran40 3 жыл бұрын
@@kukukukukuku7244 I died laughing after reading that.
@xBluegamerx
@xBluegamerx 6 жыл бұрын
The entire plot of this movie could have been avoided if they wore fucking space suits... I mean for gods sake it's an unregistered planet!!!
@MrEsphoenix
@MrEsphoenix 6 жыл бұрын
xBluegamerx Hollywood rules of exploring an alien planet 1) don't wear a space suit, they're stuffy and uncomfortable 2) split up, then you can cover ground much quicker 3) if you get bitten, stung or breathe something in, don't tell anyone, it'll only make them worry 4) get nice and close to things when you want to shoot them, then you'll know quicker if you missed 5) use bullets that can blow up your own ship, because ceramic rounds are for pussies 5) never ask strangers questions, you may not like what you hear 6) always trust AI's, because they're never dishonest 7) never put spare landers on the ship
@MrEsphoenix
@MrEsphoenix 6 жыл бұрын
eL_T ahh of course, how could I have forgotten 8-10, that's why I'd never survive in this scenario.
@masseffect3922
@masseffect3922 6 жыл бұрын
xBluegamerx That's exactly what I thought...and also for Prometheus too. When they entered the cave in Prometheus they took their hel.ets off even though there could've been air born pathogens. And then it happened again in Alien Covenant. It makes no sense. Surely there would be be protocols to follow.
@mrimplicit6088
@mrimplicit6088 6 жыл бұрын
Probably not. But it would have been a much better movie if they just met walter and he spooky robot snuck around and got them infected for science.
@SwissTrippin
@SwissTrippin 6 жыл бұрын
Eddy S the douchebags in prometheus wore space suits. they even went spilonking for clues like dora the space-explororer. in the end they only learned that aliens=assholes
@jacobbemis5895
@jacobbemis5895 10 ай бұрын
Their ship can't fly through the massive hurricane. Yet on land, there is no hurricane.
@felooosailing957
@felooosailing957 5 жыл бұрын
I love the bit about someone just waking up from cryosleep in the vicinity of a habitable planet being even more coincidental than most movie coincidences.
@ValeFero
@ValeFero 6 жыл бұрын
U forgot a sin. Follow a man who just communicated with an alien and got angry when it got killed
@randolphcroft4212
@randolphcroft4212 6 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Even shitty galactic explorers would scratch their heads - hard - over the statistical impossibility.
@andrewhenry9309
@andrewhenry9309 6 жыл бұрын
Natalia Washington wtf? That seems weird and just so u know there is no link
@capcrunchamv2
@capcrunchamv2 6 жыл бұрын
Jaancarlos The Dragon Raiser ffs they're bots.
@JcOnJahhh
@JcOnJahhh 6 жыл бұрын
I know but still it's annoying
@NovaBlazerZX
@NovaBlazerZX 6 жыл бұрын
Valentín B yep. I seriously wouldve shot him on the spot out of panic
@PositronPlays
@PositronPlays 6 жыл бұрын
The problem I have with every Aliens-based movie beyond the original two is that the entirety of the plot is reliant on "intelligent people make ludicrously dumb decisions".
@schwarzerritter5724
@schwarzerritter5724 6 жыл бұрын
Mandek Iridius For example?
@thepaultato3243
@thepaultato3243 6 жыл бұрын
Positron me too, that and all the tech looks so futuristic in the prequels, but alien looks like it's tech is straight from the early 80's
@FightCollective
@FightCollective 6 жыл бұрын
No, not in A3... they're all dumb already, 85!!!
@LPDisturbedHU
@LPDisturbedHU 6 жыл бұрын
Alien 3 was about a bunch of convicts working together to survive the attack and coming up with a pretty decent plan........ So I don't know how your criticism works for Alien 3.
@JAGtheTrekkieGEMINI1701
@JAGtheTrekkieGEMINI1701 6 жыл бұрын
Correct... Alien 3 was still OK
@JE-zl6uy
@JE-zl6uy 3 жыл бұрын
I think the tension killer for every human being watching this was the three stooges slapstick "SLIP" when the Neomorph pops out of the dude's back. They even added a sound FX that was about 1/2 step away from a Banana peel "slip" from Loony Toons.
@SykeMediaTV
@SykeMediaTV 5 жыл бұрын
OMG .. is that JUSSIE 'fake it till you make it' SMOLLETT
@mburikiama813
@mburikiama813 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@Vaultboy101
@Vaultboy101 4 жыл бұрын
Just another sin to add to this movie.
@MrMutou
@MrMutou 4 жыл бұрын
Back before he dug his own grave...lyin ass😂😂😂
@ViciousAlienKlown
@ViciousAlienKlown 4 жыл бұрын
I call him Juicy now.
@brettbaratheon9776
@brettbaratheon9776 4 жыл бұрын
Juicy finally got that big rod jabbed through his mouth. I heard he showed the police the clip of him dying in this movie as evidence for the crime.
@04dlegokid
@04dlegokid 6 жыл бұрын
Actually, storm troopers can still hit unimportant characters, such as every rebel that doesn't have a name.
@feelthepony
@feelthepony 6 жыл бұрын
they hit jedis reliably too ,sadly the lazors are reflected.
@cleanserofnoobs4162
@cleanserofnoobs4162 6 жыл бұрын
Your profile pic, I've seen it before!!! O_o
@brandonlyon730
@brandonlyon730 6 жыл бұрын
I wonder if anyone here has any idea that starship troopers is based off a book, a book that wasn't all about mindless violence.
@cleanserofnoobs4162
@cleanserofnoobs4162 6 жыл бұрын
Brandon Lyon I do, and read it. It's a very good read. In fact it's my favorite science fiction read next to halo the fall of reach.
@crumplycross119
@crumplycross119 6 жыл бұрын
thats because they dont have plot armor
@firockfinion3326
@firockfinion3326 6 жыл бұрын
I'll say it again: This origin story for the xenomorphs is so stupid. Why did we even need an origin story for them? Wasn't it better back when it was really uncertain and, y'know, ALIEN?
@Alondro77
@Alondro77 6 жыл бұрын
But Hollywood is hell-bent on explaining everything... even when the answers make absolutely no sense and ruin every shred of nostalgia about the original. On that note, "Blade Runner 2049" will be opening soon...
@Aplesedjr
@Aplesedjr 6 жыл бұрын
I personally hate when things that could easily be explained aren't.
@thesuddendemise7735
@thesuddendemise7735 6 жыл бұрын
Logan Sanders this isn't easily explained. All it does is create even more questions that make everyone confused as hell.I watch alien movies for action horror not a part so all over the place if I miss one line nothing makes sense
@oneandonlysound3453
@oneandonlysound3453 6 жыл бұрын
I really don't see why they had to get so elaborate so much with it. I mean, Prometheus showed a different form of the Xenomorph at the end...why? Well, because it birthed out of a Engineer, just as one birthed out of a four legged animal in Alien 3. What would have been the issue with sticking with the concept that "they come out different when coming out of different creatures?" The whole David "perfecting them" thing is just so over the top, there's no reason why the oozing urns couldn't have simply became the classic alien eggs. I'm honestly ok with buying into the "they were a parasitic organism experiment gone wrong created, not born naturally" but the whole "white neomorph pre-version" thing is beyond silly. Even if one was running around, the plot itself would be way better if it'd birthed out of some random creature existing on the planet. And why not include the kinds from the end of Prometheus? My point is, instead of dealing with the entire middle of this film-if they wanted to go this route, they could've spent it making Daniels not a paint-by-numbers replacement for Ripley or Elisabeth Shaw, and spent the rest of it sticking with the prior films canon of what happens when an xenomorph births out of anything "not a human." That's all it ever needed. Elaboration pointless? Yes. They wanted to do it, they did it really poorly.
@Sapphire_Reacts
@Sapphire_Reacts 6 жыл бұрын
OneAndOnlySound everything is created by something. many questions this film poses will never be answered and it clear this movie is deal with the whole man,god creation thing. first film was called promethus, second film is called covenant -personally i like how the films are. go watch cinemawins maybe it will explain it better than i can
@gabrielsabourin341
@gabrielsabourin341 5 жыл бұрын
"Nobody has ears this clean" Hhahahahah! I didn't even notice at first but damn if it's not true hahah!
@trentdevlaminck9927
@trentdevlaminck9927 5 жыл бұрын
When the baby alien crawls out of the guy's chest and he puts his hands in the air all I can think of is Rick and Morty " WHERE'S YOUR HANDS?"
@mvvince9311
@mvvince9311 6 жыл бұрын
All androids are different right? then why did mother did not detect David wasn't Walter? ..
@ChickensAndGardening
@ChickensAndGardening 6 жыл бұрын
Good point - each android probably emits some ridiculously complex RFID signal.
@orbitalchiller
@orbitalchiller 6 жыл бұрын
Because PLOT :p
@cydra671
@cydra671 6 жыл бұрын
Now there's a theory that's spreading around and people are saying that David somehow hacked Walter, meaning that David is actually in Walter's body just with David's mind.
@dinoboy005
@dinoboy005 6 жыл бұрын
I think its because ridley decided last minute to throw a plot twist in the end thinking people will be all shocked and not just pissed off and feeling like it was a shit ending all around
@supahtyp
@supahtyp 6 жыл бұрын
He didn't even pretend to be Walter. He used his own codekey to get control over the ship.
@Grouncontrol
@Grouncontrol 5 жыл бұрын
I really wish they’d have just left the origins of the xenomorph mysterious
@datgreedymouse6860
@datgreedymouse6860 5 жыл бұрын
16:30 cinema sins should have 10 sin points for missing the oppurtunity for a "hello my baby" joke
@stephenversace8514
@stephenversace8514 2 жыл бұрын
I know i’m about 4 years late but for the sin at 15:35, yes David needs the crew. A big plot point was that he was running out of organic matter to experiment on, so he lured Covenant to his planet. Now he has 7 years to use the crew’s bodies as hosts to evolve his embryos that he swallowed
@DictionaryBulletBill
@DictionaryBulletBill Жыл бұрын
But he also has like 2000 colonists in pods so the +7 crew members is pretty insignificant
@ahreaper
@ahreaper 6 жыл бұрын
Franco Flambe.... *dies laughing*
@danhair
@danhair 6 жыл бұрын
He died because he read the scrip and said: "F@&k that..."
@richardblack1588
@richardblack1588 6 жыл бұрын
killing Elizabeth was the worse decision ever
@bt4350
@bt4350 6 жыл бұрын
What's everyone's obsession with the Shaw character? She was just as retarded, one dimensional, and forgettable as every other character in Prometheus.
@NcrXnbi
@NcrXnbi 6 жыл бұрын
The only reason they killed Elizabeth and the alien engineers was cause the prometheus movie was shit and no one liked it. That's why we don't get any answers at all making it a mess on top of another mess that is this movie.
@lordkrythic6246
@lordkrythic6246 6 жыл бұрын
+frootjooce I'm happily average, thank you very much.
@twostep919
@twostep919 6 жыл бұрын
B T: Because we had just spent an entire movie following her character.. it's called bad writing.
@jacobcarey2735
@jacobcarey2735 6 жыл бұрын
bullshit i like it
@yd3941
@yd3941 3 жыл бұрын
The screewriters should’ve read this to a xenomorph and waited for his appreciation.
@courtneylinn3465
@courtneylinn3465 4 жыл бұрын
What bugs me eternally is the regrowth of David’s hair. The blond would be long gone by then. I could not get past that.
@mancamiatipoola
@mancamiatipoola 6 жыл бұрын
Yep, this movie had all the cliches of a failed expedition on an alien planet: 1. send a human team to investigate the strange signal instead of a... PROBE; 2. send the CAPTAIN along with the expedition, what could go wrong; 3. air is breathable so who needs environmental suits? certainly there are no deadly alien viruses or parasites; 4. let's land 8 km away from the source of the signal just so we can have a scenic trek through alien planet countryside to advance the plot; 5. "Split up gang!" 6. what is standard protocol when a crew member is infested with an alien parasite? BURN DOWN THE WHOLE SHUTTLE so no one can escape - brilliant; 7. shooting a shotgun inside of a shuttle with flammable materials stuck to the walls (i was LMAO at that point); 8. communication problems; 9. follow a strange figure into an abandoned alien city - no questions asked 10. strange looking alien wildlife - let's investigate WITH MY FACE; 11. send the drunk pilot with the rescue shuttle/vehicle just so he can create unnecessary wobbling of the ship in calm weather during a fight scene (at least Tes was true to his short character development); 12. let the people from a failed alien planet expedition return to the main ship without any sort of quarantine - surely they didn't bring anything dangerous on board from the ALIEN PLANET! Honestly, they make people from the future seem very retarded for the sake of advancing some alien infestation plot device. The crew have no training, no clue, they follow no protocols and they jeopardize the safety of OVER 2000 colonists on several occasions. FFS MOVIE! How stupid do you think sci-fi fans are? I just want to see a space movie in which people follow ALL the safety protocols when going on an alien planet and then have the aliens figure out intelligent ways around them instead of making the crew retarded and skipping all the safety protocols for the sake of DRAMA. Sheesh...
@Alex-bn4ht
@Alex-bn4ht 6 жыл бұрын
Dangerosu Imagine a movie in which they try everything, follow all the protocols, but still everything fails and you see the desperation that they go through when realising they are outsmarted by a 3m long chest~bursting serial killer parasite. I would want to see how they manage to get out from that situation. Not a freaking spongebob IQ level character getting killed. Where's the suspense in that? I got enraged of the stupidity and I was almost happy that some of them died, because i swear, some of them really deserved it :/
@TheKML777
@TheKML777 5 жыл бұрын
You can watch John Carpenter's The Thing. They took all precautions there. And the result? Two survivors. Out of a dozen.
@nubiannemesis4691
@nubiannemesis4691 5 жыл бұрын
Alexandru Babliuc U don't have to imagine, "Aliens" did it perfectly. Why the can't come better than that old @ss movie is beyond me!
@johnyricco1220
@johnyricco1220 5 жыл бұрын
Check out Life with Jake Glynhaal and Rebecca Ferguson, a fraction the budget, far better movie
@samuelfrew7102
@samuelfrew7102 5 жыл бұрын
@Jimmy Rustling That was a Nam reference though in all fairness.
@DoktorMerrick
@DoktorMerrick 6 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you Sinned this, The part with the girl being eaten in the bathroom and her screaming where NO ONE HEARD HER annoyed me.
@flatteneddestruction3374
@flatteneddestruction3374 4 жыл бұрын
Also a big sin for David posing as Walter for knowing the passcode to access the mother ships command functions.
@tracibreland7476
@tracibreland7476 5 жыл бұрын
I can't believe it took me this long to find a video like this!! This answered all my questions. I thought I was being disrespectful to the writers by asking all these questions. But it shows this wasn't a greatly, put together movie like we were definitely hoping for.
@DarknessPrevails
@DarknessPrevails 6 жыл бұрын
This movie gave me a chestburster.
@problematic_canik
@problematic_canik 6 жыл бұрын
Darkness Prevails yooooo!!!!!!!!! Love the vids.
@mk6rfc1
@mk6rfc1 6 жыл бұрын
Or even a backburster?
@gkukull
@gkukull 6 жыл бұрын
Yo homie we gonna play roblox again or not? Come on daddy you know you want to ;)
@freeminded8509
@freeminded8509 6 жыл бұрын
Darkness Prevails well wow if it's not horror him self. please feel free to stop by my horror channel..
@fat_princess
@fat_princess 6 жыл бұрын
Darkness Prevails Darkness you watch this channel?
@shawnmcmillan4438
@shawnmcmillan4438 6 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for you to Sin the Netflix death note movie
@haleya6877
@haleya6877 6 жыл бұрын
Shawn McMillan that'd be amazing
@lewisniedzielski2192
@lewisniedzielski2192 6 жыл бұрын
Shawn McMillan that movie was such trash I'm surprised I kept watching it
@enochannor6550
@enochannor6550 6 жыл бұрын
The only thing trash is your grammar.
@wallacethetuna945
@wallacethetuna945 6 жыл бұрын
Shawn McMillan why would they make a live action death note movie? Just why?
@pollymahone9392
@pollymahone9392 6 жыл бұрын
that movie was a piece of shit
@jeanferguson9063
@jeanferguson9063 2 жыл бұрын
Also, the digital effects in this movie are suddenly giving me a whole new appreciation of I Am Legend... 😂😂😂
@nimeshsingh4943
@nimeshsingh4943 Жыл бұрын
16:40 outtake might be the best one on the channel. Also, I can't believe you didn't sin more the Daniels-swinging from the rope as the plane flies around and she nearly gets fried by the engines 99 times.
@anthonyholmes3223
@anthonyholmes3223 6 жыл бұрын
You missed a sin.wait, why do the trucks fall downward after impaling the xenomorph, I'm sure the ship is equiped with gravity generators but There's no gravity beyond the hull in space so how is this achieved? Shouldn't it just kind of float away, like in "Gravity""Oh yes Georgey, they float"
@captainviggo4575
@captainviggo4575 6 жыл бұрын
I think they're still in range of the planet's own gravity at this moment.
@carpy1970
@carpy1970 6 жыл бұрын
That doesn't explain it. The ship and trucks are in the same orbit so would continue in the same orbit.
@carpy1970
@carpy1970 6 жыл бұрын
Which was something that gravity got completely wrong. The film was called gravity and the people that made it seemed to have no comprehension of how gravity works.
@meme-derivedterpenes3097
@meme-derivedterpenes3097 6 жыл бұрын
Anthony Holmes we all float down here. You'll float too
@Loponstorm
@Loponstorm 6 жыл бұрын
carpy1970 Are they just in orbit or are they taking off? Because if they are thrusting away from the planet then yes, the truck would be falling, but if it's just falling around the planet in orbit, then no. Didn't watch it so I don't know how the ship is moving at that point.
@rabbitfishtv
@rabbitfishtv 6 жыл бұрын
"This movie is more Prometheus than Alien because we don't know Daniels' first name." Uh, we didn't know Ripley's first name until the second movie, and then only if we watched the director's cut.
@megazion34
@megazion34 6 жыл бұрын
rabbitfishtv it's almost as if everything in the video isnt valid criticism
@pandaath
@pandaath 6 жыл бұрын
megazion34 Lol! No shit!
@cjordan9727
@cjordan9727 6 жыл бұрын
ya see i agree with you but if you go to cinema sins real criticism/review channel you notice that a lot of the time he uses a lot of the same points that he uses in eww which makes me thing that he in fact DOES use these videos as a some amount of criticism
@user-dz9gt3hr1m
@user-dz9gt3hr1m 5 жыл бұрын
Franco's cameo is just a "we want Franco in this film but he costs too much"
@Dkr83
@Dkr83 4 жыл бұрын
“I am groot” cracked me up
@tbc1880
@tbc1880 6 жыл бұрын
Never forget. The first sin counter...
@julianruiz4793
@julianruiz4793 6 жыл бұрын
Remember remeber, the 5th of November; remember remember the first sinth counter.
@totsu99
@totsu99 6 жыл бұрын
BMAN488877 i don't get it🤔🤔
@michaelwunsch7083
@michaelwunsch7083 6 жыл бұрын
Where were you when the sin counter went down?
@totsu99
@totsu99 6 жыл бұрын
Michael Wunsch was the sin counter broke because of fate of the furious??
@draconian_rex
@draconian_rex 6 жыл бұрын
+cacingtanah cicakkobeng Yes!
@LucefieD
@LucefieD 6 жыл бұрын
What pissed me off is the fact that Walter's skin heals a knife wound and yet we see who is supposed to be Walter Stapling his face wound!!! Daniels should have been like uhhhhh I thought you self healed bro and instantly knew it must be the older model David.
@dolanpls3330
@dolanpls3330 6 жыл бұрын
There is the chance that the crew didn't know about Walters capabilities, or weren't familiar with him. But I'd say that's bullshit because, reason 1, He's an android present on the ship at all times and they should be familiar with him if they're gonna be living with him for at least 7 years. 2, this is more personal but he was my favorite character and they essentially used him as a plot device to get David back onto the ship.
@LucefieD
@LucefieD 6 жыл бұрын
I figure in a world with androids they would be like iPhone's, with the new updates blasted everywhere.
@Redflametrow
@Redflametrow 6 жыл бұрын
Daniels also stabbed him in the chin with a nail. David is seen looking up later and the wound isn't there. So basically 3 possibilities. 1. This is Walter. 2. David switched the head/face with Walter. 3. No one in the production of this movie actually paid attention to the switch of the two to have it make any sense and just assumed they could get away with an off-screen switch.
@LucefieD
@LucefieD 6 жыл бұрын
Honestly as soon as they didn't show the outcome of David and Walter's fight I knew they had switched. There was no other logical reason to not show it. If Walter won he would have cut David's head off onscreen or something crazy.
@Redflametrow
@Redflametrow 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's pretty reasonable. Just for me I was paying attention to them switching when David takes off the hood. I suspect this type of stuff. So then when David cut his hair, I was 99% certain. So yeah, the cut away from the fight was obvious with me. When I noticed Fassbender didn't have a wound on his chin at the end, I was actually excited they hadn't done the obvious switch. So I was anxiously waiting for an even better twist. Then the twist was that they weren't paying attention to things that happened in the movie. So yeah, they might as well have landed and then shown David getting on the ship. Everything else wasn't worth paying attention to get to the conclusion of the movie if they didn't pay attention while making it.
@TheOldMan-75
@TheOldMan-75 4 жыл бұрын
Watching this 2 years later reminds me how much I have forgotten about this movie. What a mess that was...
@frankbruder3097
@frankbruder3097 2 жыл бұрын
14:20 the way this should be done is to begin the movie by showing us all of them alive, well and happy _taking_ a group picture together. Then they can remind us of that moment by showing the picture near the end. When the movie starts off with an emergency in which one of them dies before we ever met him, that doesn't work. Copying from better movies without really understanding what they did is common, but from you we were expecting better.
@biggroovyflex385
@biggroovyflex385 6 жыл бұрын
is he the real slim shade killed me
@dmann5938
@dmann5938 6 жыл бұрын
BigGroovy Flex The Real Slim SHADY. Do you speak English???
@tuskan2894
@tuskan2894 6 жыл бұрын
+Diego “D-Man” Manni It was obviously a auto-correct. Calm down.
@GenghisKal
@GenghisKal 6 жыл бұрын
You missed a bad one. In Alien, one drop of the face huggers acid burns through several decks. In Aliens, any marines who come in to contact with it get severely fucked up. Yet in Covenant that dude (can't even remember his name, that's how memorable the characters are) gets some acid blood to the face and David (Walter, whatever) patches him up with a basic first aid kit and he's fine.
@megazion34
@megazion34 6 жыл бұрын
Kaldgrav lmao it's like they didn't even watch the past movies
@LPDisturbedHU
@LPDisturbedHU 6 жыл бұрын
It's still a prototyped Alien. Things may still change in regards to how lethal the Xenomorph becomes. From my understanding, there's conflicting information in regards to if the Xenomorphs in Covenant are even the same gen as the one we've come to know in the original film (I doubt it though, since they seem to hatch much faster than the original). Not sure how the growth comparison is though after the "burst", Xeno's and other members of that family have always grown pretty rapidly.
@Lex-br4wx
@Lex-br4wx 6 жыл бұрын
They're different species. No exoskeleton, no acidic blood, no back tubing, less intelligence, etc.
@megazion34
@megazion34 6 жыл бұрын
fox aesthetic even though they have all of those things lol but ok and Ridley even said that these are the same xenomorph that were on the jockey ship from alien 1 sooo
@Lex-br4wx
@Lex-br4wx 6 жыл бұрын
+Megazion34 No, they don't, and no, he didn't. www.alien-covenant.com/news/alien-covenant---the-protomorph-not-xenomorph Here you go bud.
@reanneelliott8672
@reanneelliott8672 3 жыл бұрын
Love your channel, recently found it and I use it to see if I'm going to even enjoy a movie that I have doubts about
@illuminotme4261
@illuminotme4261 3 жыл бұрын
Man I'm so glad I found this channel! You have what I call whit, mixed with eloquent sarcasm. Thanks for giving me a much needed laugh. I have subbed, your worth it. Great job!
@malte291
@malte291 6 жыл бұрын
Original alien: One of the crew members has made contact with alien life. Ripley: "We can't let you on board. There are strict quarantine guidelines!" Alien covenant: "Air pressure, gravity, temperature, radiation and atmosphere are [for some reason perfectly] fine on this habited planet? Let's run around without any sort of protection, because germs, parasites or anything like that don't exist! We are highly educated, smart scientists!" Multiple critical system failures! Real life: We have to get to the bottom of this immediatly, so we can prevent further possible malfunctions that could risk our entire operation! Movies: Nah, just roll with it. Technology breaks down on spaceships all the time, right? I think the biggest problem with this movie is the fact that it has to be mainstream. You have to have a relationship conflict and if it is about space, you have to sound smart when you are actually talking out of your ass.
@quidproquo82
@quidproquo82 6 жыл бұрын
They clearly didn't care at all about the same criticisms with Prometheus
@irllcd13
@irllcd13 6 жыл бұрын
Talking out their ass with sciencey sounding shit to trick people into thinking it's intelligent is what Star Trek has been doing for 50 years. Say what you will about Star Wars, at least it doesn't even try to explain things. I have a lot more respect for "They have technology we don't have. Just accept it." than "Captain, we have to reverse the polarity of our oscillating neutrino capacitor and flood the Dilithium chamber with negative quantum Mayard particles at an intensity of 7.20196 Bullshit Units or the Enterprise will be destroyed!" They're both nonsense but at least Star Wars is honest about it. It doesn't pretend to be more than it is.
@joeyb7408
@joeyb7408 6 жыл бұрын
Germanletstuddll you would be great at CinemaSins *Ding*
@SurfingBOceanNesto22
@SurfingBOceanNesto22 6 жыл бұрын
These movies often do a lot of cliches & poor, oversimplified shit to appeal to dumb or young audiences bcz they know they're the people who would be entertained from this shit. And in a lot of movies, unfortunately, works
@jeffanderson8165
@jeffanderson8165 6 жыл бұрын
Let's send out a colony ship with only one lander. We know nothing about the planet we're going to, but we've not included initial survey probes (BTW: I LOVE the Horus probes from the TV movie "Alien Planet"). Let's build a colony ship without any electrical surge protectors.
@TheKingRoofus
@TheKingRoofus 6 жыл бұрын
David becoming walter as quickly as he did was one of those things that made me say screw this movie. Jesus. Not even counting the fact he swallowed all those embryos. Unless he just has embryos in his stomach all the time.
@elementblue780
@elementblue780 6 жыл бұрын
It took that long for you to say screw this movie? It was a piece of shit from start to finish. There's not a single redeeming factor in it. Random people could have been selected to make up the crew and they would have done a better job than the mentally challenged characters we got. What pissed me off most about that David/Walter thing at the end was that they actually tried to play it off as a twist. They actually thought the audience would be dumb enough to not figure out that David took Walter's place. I thought for sure it was just something we were supposed to know, then the very ending of the movie tried to play it off as some big revelation. Apparently Ridley Scott has become a complete moron and should never be allowed near a movie set again. It's hard to pick just one thing, but I think the worst part of the movie was when Oram walks in on "generic female #3"s head floating in a pool of water and an alien eating her body. - On a side note, there's absolutely no reason why the aliens wouldn't be able to get into this giant catacomb, but the creepy android we just met told us it's safe, so I'm going to immediately wander off by myself to find somewhere I can wash my face. - But back to my original point. So Oram sees this and "creepy android" appears behind him and seems to admire the alien. Oram kills the alien, which makes "creepy android" scream at him. Then "creepy android" tells Oram to follow him so he can explain things. Dumbass doesn't question a single thing and follows him without hesitation. "Creepy android" takes him to a room filled with what is obviously experiments to create xenomorphs. "Creepy android" literally tells Oram his entire evil plan and then says everything there was a failure, but his successes are in a dark cave which he immediately tells Oram to go into. ORAM, WITHOUT HESITATION, GOES INTO THE FUCKING CAVE LIKE A FUCKING MORON. Nothing in this shithole of a movie was good, from the 4th grade writing and idiotic dialogue/characters to the shitty plot that must have taken them a whole 10 seconds to come up with. The stupidity of it all made me cheer for each one of those character's deaths. They all deserved what they got.
@chatboss000
@chatboss000 6 жыл бұрын
elementblue780 Alright, come up with a better plot in 10 secomds. I'm waiting. EDIT: Oh, and remember, you haven't had a previous movie criticized so no pressure.
@AsDeft
@AsDeft 6 жыл бұрын
It would have been a bigger twist if it turned out that Walter *did* win after teasing that it might be David, and it was a happy ending. They went for the super cliche ending.
@JohnnytNatural
@JohnnytNatural 6 жыл бұрын
He uploaded himself into Walter. No transformation needed. Next movie both David and Walter will fight "internally" for who control the body
@thomashargreaves5156
@thomashargreaves5156 6 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for Walter to have turned evil the way David wanted. But super cliche ending won the votes :/
@calledbythegrave9491
@calledbythegrave9491 Жыл бұрын
I appreciate your outro. I feel it says alot to how we as fans feel
@thesprawl2361
@thesprawl2361 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly...they could get Uwe Boll to take over this franchise and I'd still find some joy in it purely because the xenomorph is the greatest monster in cinematic history. Eg. the Alien standing at the edge of the colosseum at the end of the movie, watching them try to escape to the ship, then going down on all fours to chase them like a cheetah...I find that creature endlessly watchable., especially when it looks as good as it does in this film.
@Jsmoove8k
@Jsmoove8k 5 жыл бұрын
The alien saga is the most unnecessarily confusing series about something that should be easy to follow
@hatskeleton635
@hatskeleton635 5 жыл бұрын
Could and should have ended at Aliens. The series became Star Wars. Does Ridley Scott not understand why the first two movies were loved?
@TheMuaythaikidd
@TheMuaythaikidd 5 жыл бұрын
No I believe the fault of the downward spiral of this series is all about that goddamn studio interference from Alien 3. All about that fucking greedy corporate mind bullshit. They should just let the artists do what they do best and produce a well crafted screenplay to a well crafting director with a talented cast and crew! Shit, I would even had let Cameron continue after his success with Aliens. Man knows his shit well, even if he is hard to work with at times!
@alexcaraman8712
@alexcaraman8712 5 жыл бұрын
that means u didn't saw terminator series :D
@jacobbelter9141
@jacobbelter9141 4 жыл бұрын
Prometheus and the first two are all the alien movies to me lmfao and i hated prometheus i just liked that it filled the gaps....even though i hated how they did it
@Taylor11500
@Taylor11500 4 жыл бұрын
you would have to read the comics such as the comic series aliens earth war. Basically this explains most of the xenomorphs and the Prometheus movie. Once you read this series it makes the movies way better.
@jormrework212
@jormrework212 6 жыл бұрын
I facepalmed four times after seeing they went out without any protection gear for the face, despite no knowledge of the possible threats in the air, water, or plant life
@lordsrednuas
@lordsrednuas 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, just 'cause the atmosphere is fine where you land doesn't mean it will be everywhere you go. There are plenty of places/natural events that can turn the air deadly on our own planet, and being unconcerned with fungus looking things? How many of Earths mold and fungal spores are poisonous, but no, it's a totally unique evolutionary history, so I'm sure it'll be fine.
@DarthGTB
@DarthGTB 6 жыл бұрын
or pressure
@Alondro77
@Alondro77 6 жыл бұрын
Even that stupid one-dimensional environmentalist Gaia-hippie BS Blue Man Alien movie "Avatar" got that right. I'm adding 10 trillion sins to this movie for making me say something positive about "Ferngully In Space".
@Rubythroatedhummingbird
@Rubythroatedhummingbird 2 жыл бұрын
David the evil android could've been a memorable terrifying villian if there were no aliens in this movie. Also micheal fassbender could make a really good bond villian.
@nimeshsingh4943
@nimeshsingh4943 Жыл бұрын
Michale Fassbender could make a good _____ because he's just that terrific as an actor. He's carrying the alien franchise now.
@mgrzx3367
@mgrzx3367 5 жыл бұрын
Your job is so easy. And I'm so glad You do it so well.
@BrainNeedsFood
@BrainNeedsFood 6 жыл бұрын
Every single human character in this film is so... very... stupid... literally not one good decision made...
@BintonGaming
@BintonGaming 6 жыл бұрын
BrainNeedsFood agreed. My friends and I cracked up in the theater at some of the parts that we KNEW were supposed to be serious but were instead just very very stupid. The part where the one lady slipped on blood, shut the door on her leg, then proceeded to singlehandedly blow the entire ship up was the funniest crap.
@cephalonblue5991
@cephalonblue5991 6 жыл бұрын
BintonGaming just the thought of that made me laugh. A serious horror movie? It could double as a comedy.
@drerespress313
@drerespress313 6 жыл бұрын
BintonGaming lol funny thing is this all started with the stupid bitch that had the gun..i mean literally how the actual fuck do you miss a point blank range shot then drop the gun and run out the room like bitch im pretty sure it was still bullets in the gun 😂😂😂😂
@KingThrillgore
@KingThrillgore 6 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't be an Alien movie, video game, comic, or book if humanity had any common sense!
@GetenGeten
@GetenGeten 6 жыл бұрын
It's amazing that even if we are over 100 years in the future, these highly trained space travellers have no concepts of microrganisms and hostile, foreign bacteria.
@TheJim9191
@TheJim9191 5 жыл бұрын
Smaller, smarter crew would have made this whole movie way better. With a cast that big, you know 90% of them are just redshirts, and to cause their deaths, they have to be dumb, because if a smart, well organised and well prepared crew of that size were in that situation, nobody dies and the movie sucks. In this instance, everyone dies and it has no emotional impact, so the movie sucks for the opposite reason. Seriously, if they had done this with a smaller crew of well developed characters, it would be more suspenseful when they're in danger, and have more impact when they died. It would also be more believable if they were smart with their actions, and the antagonists would be far more terrifying for outplaying them and winning despite their precautions. We didn't come here to see blood and guts and gore and nameless redshirts we don't care about getting picked off, we came for terror and suspense and thrills. I mean come on, all of the fans know this. Why don't the writers? As it is, we just have what is basically a teen slasher movie, IN SPAAAAAAAACE. It's not a fucking slasher movie. It's the Alien universe. It's part of the franchise, so it's GUARANTEED to sell tickets. Why insult your core audience's intelligence by making it so dumbed down to appeal to a wider demographic? Everyone is gonna watch this movie anyway, because it's got ALIEN FRANCHISE plastered all over it and literally has ALIEN in the title. Eugh. So frustrating. So much potential with Prometheus and Covenant, wasted in the dumbest, most cliched ways. Half the people in the comments section could have written this fucking movie better than the writers did.
@Pineapple-hx9ty
@Pineapple-hx9ty 5 жыл бұрын
was that a markiplier reference?
@unclepennybags_
@unclepennybags_ 5 жыл бұрын
Can you say "the original did it better" any louder? They're not even horror movies anymore, they're just gory. The bad guy in Alien was just a guy in a latex suit and it was INFINITELY scarier. Plus Sigourney Weaver. That helped.
@nativepredator8803
@nativepredator8803 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah but they have to evolve and try to reach out and do something different unless you fall back into the same repetitive routine over and over again, noone wants to watch 40 alien movies that are almost identical with different characters. I mean basically people go to a planet person then gets infected then bam alien is out or multiple aliens and they kill everyone except one or two people. Yeah that gets super old really quick. At least they tried to do something different and take a semi different approach rather then rinse and repeat. They weren't great movies. But at least they were different and had a decent story. I mean the original had no story.
@stefanpigford6891
@stefanpigford6891 5 жыл бұрын
HAHAGA 😋😎 😍❤️
@WarriorPoet01
@WarriorPoet01 4 жыл бұрын
It’s a reference to the original Star Trek series. In a landing party, anyone wearing a red shirt (uniform) was almost guaranteed to get wasted in the first 5 - 10 minutes :)
@gabrielsabourin341
@gabrielsabourin341 5 жыл бұрын
"He did that to himself solely for the audience" Phahaha! So very true! You know, there are movies that kill franchises. And for Alien, "Prometheus" did it. "Covenant" was nothing but a death rattle.
@nekaudi4372
@nekaudi4372 4 жыл бұрын
Just found this channel & I love it.
@845835
@845835 5 жыл бұрын
The most important parts of Prometheus that mattered the most were the Engineers and Shaw finding their home planet but unfortunately those two things were killed off.
@uncharted7againblackking256
@uncharted7againblackking256 5 жыл бұрын
Facts
@filiusreticulum2926
@filiusreticulum2926 5 жыл бұрын
Because people want scary monsters chasing things not philosophical ideas explored through sci-fi. A shame
@SapphireZukotu
@SapphireZukotu 4 жыл бұрын
@@filiusreticulum2926 Actually, it's because the director is a man-child who threw a wobbily... but yeah...
@laiyinquan8355
@laiyinquan8355 3 жыл бұрын
@@filiusreticulum2926 I know, right? The title 'Prometheus' doesn't even have 'Alien:' like Alien: Covenant for it to be identified as a movie about xenomorphs. While the movie definitely created many plotholes due to its story being set in the past and somehow connects to the Alien universe by means of Peter Weyland, LV-223 and so on, it is obvious the movie was setting the foundations for what was to become an expanded universe for the Alien franchise. However, at least from what I've heard, due to the backlash surrounding the movie for its lack of xenomorphs and other details, Ridley Scott decided to scrap the idea he had for what was meant to be a continuation of Prometheus and decided to wrap things up by making David an rogue AI that somehow revives the xenomorph species from the black goo and claims that he has been transmitting data on it to Weyland-Yutani. I really had hoped Scott stood his ground against the people who had criticised the movie for the lack of xenomorphs and continued with the idea. Look at George Lucas! He also had made prequels to the Original Trilogy and while the movies themselves were not well-received, it is undeniable that it paved the way for the expansion of the story of Anakin Skywalker and the times before the Empire took over. While experimental and flawedz Prometheus was a great foundation to what was to be an expansions of the creators of various lifeforms, if they engineered the xenomorphs from the synthetic black goo, who possibly created them, etc. You can't deny that it would be great to see that movie take shape. As I read the comments of various videos on the subject, I don't see many hating on the Engineers as a concept but more so for the 'poor execution' of the movie that introduced them.
@jugg9140
@jugg9140 3 жыл бұрын
exactly it did not pick up where prometheus left off
@staticproductions6186
@staticproductions6186 6 жыл бұрын
I do get the point that you don't know to much about the characters, like we only now that her name is Daniels. But we also didn't know very much about the characters from the original Alien. I think the difference is that the characters in Alien had chemistry and worked together and were in a situation where knowing who they were was not important to the story. An the other hand there are so many characters in Alien Covenant that you can't even tell who's who.
@kiarawolfe4723
@kiarawolfe4723 6 жыл бұрын
frootjooce dat wonderful subtext of oh android loves aliens that murdered crew mate let's follow it as it talks about its experiments whilst clearly not evil... yeah this was a brain dead idea of writing for a movie that expects you not to think just like the supposed 'expert crew' aboard this ship... no just no to this
@himynameis3664
@himynameis3664 2 жыл бұрын
I know I'm 4 years late here, but someone pointed out that a smaller crew would make it more effective. Because there is such a large crew we know that a lot of them are going to killed off, and because so many have to die they are going to have to make stupid decisions which sort of breaks the immersion because ya know they're meant to be scientists. A smaller crew making intelligent decisions would make it a more suspenseful movie with us trying to figure out who is going to die and give the writers a challenge in writing a plausible death for each character
@shaneschoeppner2868
@shaneschoeppner2868 2 жыл бұрын
The last five minutes of Prometheus was better than this entire movie. Better to continue the adventures of Dr. Elizabeth Shaw! They built tension and expectation and wonder at the end of Prometheus, and then Alien: Covenant disappointed on all levels! Give it up already, Ridley Scott, and turn it over to Neil Blomkamp.
@adamgoldenstein1179
@adamgoldenstein1179 3 жыл бұрын
4:03 it's never explained word by word but David said, that the Ion storms last months on that planet. So there probably was an ion storm going on during the scan, hiding the planet from the radar.
@ukkomies100
@ukkomies100 5 жыл бұрын
People who investigate a weird alien planet dont wear any protective gear just on the premise that the air is breathable
@ak99uk
@ak99uk 3 жыл бұрын
It worked for Flesh Gordon.
@Shermy203
@Shermy203 3 жыл бұрын
Well as Jeremy said... it's more Prometheus than Alien...they did that in Alien too
@nguyen3545
@nguyen3545 3 жыл бұрын
Because of corporate budget cut?
@AlexRyanVideos
@AlexRyanVideos 6 жыл бұрын
Only 90s kids will remember the old sin counter
@CurliFox
@CurliFox 6 жыл бұрын
Why did he get rid of the first counter in the first place?
@AlexRyanVideos
@AlexRyanVideos 6 жыл бұрын
Foxy It died
@isiadracula9207
@isiadracula9207 6 жыл бұрын
Foxy go watch the everything wrong with Fate of the Furious video
@raeifmaddah3408
@raeifmaddah3408 6 жыл бұрын
im 1 of them
@blackblurable
@blackblurable 6 жыл бұрын
You know it doesn't matter, probably weren't even born in Generation X
@jsmith2609
@jsmith2609 2 жыл бұрын
“Got dammit, stop splitting up!” 🤣🤣🤣
@iam7bit
@iam7bit 3 жыл бұрын
the Eminem phase and the Real Slim Shady part got me!! haha LMAO
@alexm.s4000
@alexm.s4000 6 жыл бұрын
Lol i just noticed that ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS WEAR THEIR HEMLETS and all of the movie wouldve been nothing
@andruspham5507
@andruspham5507 6 жыл бұрын
sagi alex it shall be that way. But based on what happened in Prometheus, I think they would take down their helmets once they detected that the air is breathable. They would still get infectious anyway
@ewanhassall7350
@ewanhassall7350 6 жыл бұрын
Not if they were real explorers. In real life they wouldn't take their helmets off even if the air was breathable. Not because of an alien infection but simply because a normal virus can kill you if you have no immunity to it.
@shikniwho7215
@shikniwho7215 6 жыл бұрын
it only delay they dead, when they meet David, they likely gonna take they helmet off anyway.
@Gemnist98
@Gemnist98 6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, you’re right. Unless that blue goo is also acidic and can enter your body regardless, just like the facehugger.
@Beldingbrettm_
@Beldingbrettm_ 6 жыл бұрын
Gemnist blue? It's black? What movie are you watching
@dreghorn007
@dreghorn007 6 жыл бұрын
The stupidity of these explorers annoyed me so much when watching this.Also why would something evolve to wipe out all life, it makes no sense seeing as now they have no lifeforms to infect.
@anyonethere3657
@anyonethere3657 6 жыл бұрын
Jamie S I think they were genetically engineered
@MartinKiller01FTW
@MartinKiller01FTW 6 жыл бұрын
how about just saying oh dont risk your ship coming down here we have freaking big ass alien monsters that are overpowered and kill you so simply and yea your wife died so dont come down here
@NuclearNuggetz
@NuclearNuggetz 6 жыл бұрын
some theory said they were engineered bioweapons that were designed to wiping out the population of the planet they were set on
@TerriTangela
@TerriTangela 6 жыл бұрын
That is literally Doomsday's origin story...DC's Xenomorph.
@SinerAthin
@SinerAthin 6 жыл бұрын
They are basically biological weapons. Engineered to wipe out the life of planets that they were deployed on.
@kelliethornton7986
@kelliethornton7986 4 жыл бұрын
OMG THE BABY GROOT BIT AT THE END WAS PURE FUCKING GOLD!!
@kylesmith9573
@kylesmith9573 3 жыл бұрын
You forgot the most important sin. David creates the xenomorphs 15 thousand years after the predators first hunted them on earth.
@cheez1428
@cheez1428 6 жыл бұрын
Sin 69 was actually super important for the plot. David can create, and have emotions, however, Walter could not.
@cheez1428
@cheez1428 6 жыл бұрын
David also needed Da Kelsey alive because, like Shaw, he's going to use her reproductive system to work on and test his creation. He let the Protomorph die because he was testing it.
@juliandelossantos9693
@juliandelossantos9693 6 жыл бұрын
Kittenman Of course it's 69 that's so important
@petermaguire4825
@petermaguire4825 6 жыл бұрын
You actually can skydive without a parachute. But you can only do it once.
@cptTK421
@cptTK421 6 жыл бұрын
Most of the time www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-435377/The-man-fell-12-000-ft---survived.html
@gunslinger2566
@gunslinger2566 6 жыл бұрын
Peter Maguire I always heard it as: You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice.
@Xgil2Play
@Xgil2Play 6 жыл бұрын
Yea, it's one of those technical limitations we face as human beings
@onewayturtles
@onewayturtles 3 жыл бұрын
"Science first, touchy-touchy later" is my new pickup line.
@PixelMurder
@PixelMurder 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a huge Giger fan since the first Alien Movie and SF books were my first literature. But Covenant is the worst, a hall of shame of the worst movie sins. They could have shown the struggle of highly competent human beings against the nightmare of a beast, but Covenant was about lemmings and idiots with suicidal tendencies waiting for being slaughtered. Like a cheerleader slasher movie where you bet who's next and you hope that it's Karen.
@Faliat
@Faliat 6 жыл бұрын
Why didn't Mother detect the xenomorph embryos inside David? And why didn't Mother detect that David wasn't Walter? And if David can't self-heal and Walter could, why was there no obvious mark from the nail stabbing David in the neck (with a Blade Runner reference worthy of giving this film another sin) that would've tipped off Daniels straight away? I think the movie was originally cut with Walter surviving but later on it was changed which is why it cut so obviously and abruptly and why a lot of stuff that happens at the end isn't explained. On the same note, why would Walter even have cuts on his face if he could self-heal from being stabbed in the neck and skull? This is a tragic waste of a film. Had so much potential and just threw it all away.
@xenomorphwarrior2315
@xenomorphwarrior2315 6 жыл бұрын
How could Muthur detect the embryos inside of a android if the system just verifies who is on the ship and not on what is inside them?
@xenomorphwarrior2315
@xenomorphwarrior2315 6 жыл бұрын
And how could Daniels see the nail mark if it's under his chin?
@Faliat
@Faliat 6 жыл бұрын
xenomorph warrior 2 Mother was able to detect the xenomorph.
@Faliat
@Faliat 6 жыл бұрын
xenomorph warrior 2 Because she's shorter than him and it was a pretty thick nail.
@xenomorphwarrior2315
@xenomorphwarrior2315 6 жыл бұрын
Faliat Yeah when it was full grown and I'm pretty sure that after the first impression of Daniels seeing David acting and looking as Walter with little differences I don't think Daniels was into examining the body too much especially when she saw David's hand missing
@tats763
@tats763 5 жыл бұрын
Why does David's hair grow at all? He doesn't have a beard, so was he just being lazy or what?
@lamichka
@lamichka 5 жыл бұрын
and as synth he has no oganics so I call BS
@thegirlinquestion
@thegirlinquestion 5 жыл бұрын
oh god when i saw it i groaned. why
@wackomanx
@wackomanx 5 жыл бұрын
So the audience knows the difference between David and Walter. Plus it's a way to show how he took Walter's spot. I know, it's ridiculous.
@miguelpadeiro762
@miguelpadeiro762 4 жыл бұрын
He took the hair from whatever her name was because he wanted to try a new style
@pigtrapper1329
@pigtrapper1329 4 жыл бұрын
@@miguelpadeiro762 he just wants to be gender neutral. Lol
@dwrabauke
@dwrabauke Жыл бұрын
Dude, the scene in the landing pod (6:49 onward with the medbay and shotgun stuff) still makes me throw a rage-fit to this day. When I saw it in the cinema, I wanted to leave. First, they refuse to open the door, but ofc open it once the alien has hatched. Then they miss every shot and instead perform a slapstick galore that would put fail army videos to shame. This was so much forced dumbness it made me say "Oh my god who wrote that sh*t" out loud. Everyone in the theatre cringed at this scene.
@basedbolchevic7392
@basedbolchevic7392 3 жыл бұрын
5:13 Yes, i was late, but their hats is a Red Army hat called as "Budenovka".
@joesmoe71
@joesmoe71 5 жыл бұрын
The biggest mistake made is neither of these movies should have had any connection whatsoever with the Alien franchise, it had to bend over backwards to conform to it's timeline and all it does is destroy the mystery of the xenomorph's origins, turning them into almost a cheap bio-engineering parlor trick rather than mysterious creatures from some strange planet were even worse creatures may exist. I think both Prometheus and Covenant could have stood on their own just fine, the Engineers are pretty interesting creatures in themselves and the whole subplot about artificial android lifeforms running amok had all kinds of potential too, but both franchises got dragged down trying to connect the two.
@thekurg4810
@thekurg4810 5 жыл бұрын
Andrew Tornadoboy u do know there’s gonna be another prequel movie in 2019 right
@MegaZeta
@MegaZeta 4 жыл бұрын
"xenomorph" LOL
@ntube7
@ntube7 4 жыл бұрын
Someone’s been watching Mark Kermode!
@darking30
@darking30 4 жыл бұрын
before prometheus got released it was explained that even when this new trilogy has a lot in common with the original alien, arent in the same universe or timeline, its like an alternative version of the alien origin.
@jimmylittle9393
@jimmylittle9393 3 жыл бұрын
@@thekurg4810 this has aged well lmao
@antoninos4933
@antoninos4933 6 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one bothered by the fact that the couple in the shower are setting the mood by listening to A SONG RELEASED 90 YEARS BEFORE??? it's not even a classic, just a Paolo Nutini song from 2014. Today it would be like having shower sex while listening to "I'm looking over a four-leaf clover" by Nick Lucas.
@kayefore7185
@kayefore7185 6 жыл бұрын
Heh! Good observation.
@raywoods5213
@raywoods5213 6 жыл бұрын
Carlos Rosas, thanks.
@raywoods5213
@raywoods5213 6 жыл бұрын
Antonino Scionti, I imagine future people like listening to a mixture of dubstep and djent.
@THEremiXFACTOR
@THEremiXFACTOR 6 жыл бұрын
Paulo Nutini, the sound of the future
@felynecomrade
@felynecomrade 6 жыл бұрын
Music is timeless.
@arshdeepsingh6757
@arshdeepsingh6757 3 жыл бұрын
"I didn't do homework when I had to pass my college courses" I felt that!!
@WereGururumon
@WereGururumon 2 жыл бұрын
You missed the part where they showed the alien going down the ladder on the ship and his cgi backspins went through the floor lmao
@paulstaden968
@paulstaden968 6 жыл бұрын
science first touchy touchy later ... :)
@faceless2302
@faceless2302 6 жыл бұрын
I'll do the fingering
@SuperCommando48
@SuperCommando48 6 жыл бұрын
I'll do the fingering
@StoicVeR
@StoicVeR 6 жыл бұрын
fucking be a man and poke it with a stick
@Aristocratic13
@Aristocratic13 6 жыл бұрын
+Untied Status Marin Crops Your name, can you explain please?
@rifroll1117
@rifroll1117 6 жыл бұрын
"It's for science"
@Teatime7771
@Teatime7771 6 жыл бұрын
"You are such a disappointment to me" That is how I feel about this movie.
@immaheadout3795
@immaheadout3795 6 жыл бұрын
Jon Stewart same
@bradhoover1644
@bradhoover1644 6 жыл бұрын
Thank God I didn't go see it.
@immaheadout3795
@immaheadout3795 6 жыл бұрын
Brad Hoover you saved money
@pariahcarey1712
@pariahcarey1712 6 жыл бұрын
Brad Hoover It wasn't bad tho... Pretty entertaining for the most part... Just not amazing.
@immaheadout3795
@immaheadout3795 6 жыл бұрын
Pariah Carey there wasn't nearly enough alien scenes for me
@ChunkyChest
@ChunkyChest 5 жыл бұрын
the no masks part had me like "you deserve it"
@b1mbotank
@b1mbotank 3 жыл бұрын
this is my favourite video of yours
@KneelB4Bacon
@KneelB4Bacon 6 жыл бұрын
Ridley Scott didn't just screw up THIS movie. He has also screwed up the possibility of us seeing any other movies which explores the aliens origins, thanks to this, "David created the aliens" nonsense. He sacrificed those possibilities to create the lamest possible origin story.
@80MWH
@80MWH 6 жыл бұрын
Basically, Scott 'Midichlorian'ed' his prequels to death.
@juke2782
@juke2782 6 жыл бұрын
What would you have preferred? Someone else created them?
@KneelB4Bacon
@KneelB4Bacon 6 жыл бұрын
I would like to have visited the alien's homeworld. But now, we can't. They don't have one, thanks to _"Prometheus 2: The Legend of Michael Fassbender’s Head."_ I would have liked some more backstory on the Engineers. But now, we can't have that, either. They're all dead, now. Basically, absolutely *anything* would have been better than the franchise-killing explanation we got. Where can a writer possibly take the Alien franchise from this point without a Michael Fassbender-related story?
@chriscorley6478
@chriscorley6478 5 жыл бұрын
Oh please, it's your shit attitude as a negative fan which ruins sequels. Ridley made these happen, because he paid for them out of his own production pocket.
@Danovio
@Danovio 5 жыл бұрын
someone else? yessssssss!!! this story was shit! let me ask you, wich one are you gona watch again, this pice of shit or Aliens?
@phillophotographer7366
@phillophotographer7366 6 жыл бұрын
"Gee, Tennessee. Too soon, man" I thought the same when I first watched the movie. :D
@tl1146
@tl1146 5 жыл бұрын
OK this is a great channel and Im having a lot of fun :)
@wattsnottaken1
@wattsnottaken1 3 жыл бұрын
I love this channel always gets a good laugh 14:20 extra DInG 🛎 for Jack Daniels product placement
@helenkeller5314
@helenkeller5314 6 жыл бұрын
This whole movie could have been avoided if they wore a helmet
@TylerHackenschmidt
@TylerHackenschmidt 6 жыл бұрын
I waited years to see Dr. Shaw land on the Engineer's homeworld, and have some kind of interaction. Of course none of that is in this movie to any reasonable extent
@irllcd13
@irllcd13 6 жыл бұрын
Prometheus was shit so Covenant was going to suck no matter what. When has a sequel to a bad movie ever been good?
@DarkForce852
@DarkForce852 6 жыл бұрын
irllcd13 dumbass, the Alien fanboys cried too hard and then the whole script got changed back into this bullshit rather than finding the origin storyline that Prometheus followed.
@phils4634
@phils4634 6 жыл бұрын
I was hoping that Covenant would develop that, and we'd have the opportunity of seeing how the Engineers reacted to (and dealt with) what for them would be an alien species. There was lots of potential, yet this potential was discarded in a very few minutes - the un-challenging "they released an "engineered bioweapon" and everyone was killed in short order" solution for lazy, foresight-less film production. We hired this, and i'll tell you that most of the film was seen in fast-forward.
@zeetata
@zeetata 5 жыл бұрын
Same here... Sigh... It could've been such an amazing story. So many cool things, technology-wise, and ideas could've been shown. but we get this instead:(
@Danovio
@Danovio 5 жыл бұрын
Has nothing to do with alien fanboys, has everything to do with shit writing. prometheus was a shit movie and should never have tried to be an alien prequel.
@mrbeardmTV
@mrbeardmTV 4 жыл бұрын
14:50 They grow REALLY fast. That's a cool thing about chestbursters.
@Guardian2A
@Guardian2A 5 жыл бұрын
Is that Smolett? Did he claim a hate crime against the Aliens?
@verdugosilver3047
@verdugosilver3047 6 жыл бұрын
For all the people tell him to do IT 2017, get it through your head. Still. In. Theaters.
@mrrdirty6198
@mrrdirty6198 6 жыл бұрын
Spencer Jones I guess there will always be people new to the channel that don't get how this works.
@dracson237
@dracson237 6 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure most of them were talking about the original IT
@horrorandgamer9790
@horrorandgamer9790 6 жыл бұрын
Spencer Jones IT (2017) is amazing
@BintonGaming
@BintonGaming 6 жыл бұрын
dracson237 what are the chances that people start requesting the original at a time when a remake comes out? They’re talking about the remake or else they would specify the original.
@racgamer499
@racgamer499 6 жыл бұрын
BintonGaming Because cinema sins usually does the original before the remake.
@weplaywax
@weplaywax 6 жыл бұрын
You forgot about the sin when Oram and David were down in the egg hatchery catacomb and David tells him "Take a look! Something so see!" Oram obediently stuck his face right above the egg and the rest is history. I think the script was written for mentally-impaired people, it's mindblowingly dumb!
@irllcd13
@irllcd13 6 жыл бұрын
Prometheus is just as stupid. Ridley Scott has gone senile, he can't follow a decent plot anymore.
@GutPoacher
@GutPoacher 5 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@corriblehunt4554
@corriblehunt4554 5 жыл бұрын
Wew Lad We all know you mouth off online because you can't fight in real life.
@quingo1139
@quingo1139 5 жыл бұрын
@@wwld9823 Maybe there weren't any complaints about that in the 1st movie because because he wasn't being asked to do it by a creepy android who obviously loves xenomorphs?
@mikemullen8174
@mikemullen8174 5 жыл бұрын
That was literally the moment I walked out of the movie, the sheer stupidity level was just too much.
@ryanzdawson
@ryanzdawson 4 жыл бұрын
For what it's worth, I think David kept Tennessee and Daniels alive to experiment on them.
@sniffles8655
@sniffles8655 5 жыл бұрын
"It's... It's how he would have wanted to go..." Hahaha that was so great
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