Everything Wrong With Atomic Blonde In 14 Minutes Or Less
Рет қаралды 1,707,803
6 жыл бұрынLady Bond Wick Bourne Hannah Alias. Atomic Blonde is totally worth watching. It isn't maybe as fun as the John Wick movies... it doesn't make as much sense as a Bourne movie... but it has an incredible extended fight sequence that will rock your socks off. Oh, and it also has sins. And ice baths. And smoking. LOTS of smoking.
Thursday: Recent award-winning sins.
Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
•CinemaSins website: www.cinemasins.com •
•Channels•
--TVSins: / @tvsins
--MVS: / @musicvideosins
•Members get MORE! ALL videos early, bonus videos and podcasts, merch discounts and MORE on Patreon!• / cinemasins
•Merch!• teespring.com/stores/cinemasins
•Podcasts•
-SinCast A weekly chat with Jeremy, Chris and Barrett about their love and hatred for movies and entertainment. cinemasins.libsyn.com/
--Behind the Sins: CinemaSins writers Aaron, Jonathan and Deneé, give a behind the scenes look at what it takes to release the previous week's videos across the CinemaSins brand. redcircle.com/shows/behindthe...
•Writers Social•
Jeremy: / cinemasins
Chris: / sincastcinemasins
Barrett: / musicvideosins
Aaron: / aarondicer
Jonathan: / samloomis13
Deneé / deneesays
•Discord: Request on Facebook or Reddit!
•Reddit: / cinemasins
•Jeremy's Book: cinemasins.com/book
@medusagorgo5146 6 жыл бұрын
As someone who was in West Germany when the wall fell, I can tell you it was spontaneous, not planned.
@lettletts7501 5 жыл бұрын
As to the sin about why she doesn't just take painkillers for her pain instead of taking ice baths: Obviously as a spy you don't want to ever be intoxicated/impaired or anywhere close to being impaired at any time.
@curtiskretzer8898 5 жыл бұрын
Or busting mandatory post op squirt test screening 4 thought pattern vetting by absence of substance apparant @ litmus check(vodka is ok)
@lovell8983 4 жыл бұрын
but.. but you wouldn't get a Charlize bath scene
@mickylove76 4 жыл бұрын
Its probably to bring down the inflammation which will then reduce the swelling and pain and visibility of the injuries in the long run.
@JS-hw8ve 4 жыл бұрын
the cold reduces swelling better than ibuprofen, and lets us see the work of art that is Charlize Theron. Woman is super talented and super fit.
@mi12no 4 жыл бұрын
It was more about cold training in case you fell into a freezing cold river, actually. Since this DID happen in the movie, that sin is invalid. It's proper planting by the writers.
@Oso1337 5 жыл бұрын
11:35 - 11:45 -1 sin: Charleze turned on the TV while looking for bugs for the same reason other spies run a shower while doing the same or trying to have a conversation when they're sure they're being listened to; to create white noise.
@saz1471 4 жыл бұрын
this guy is stupid if he didnt realize that lol, they even show it later on in the movie that the white noise did in fact block out of the noise for those eavesdropping. did this guy even watch the movie lol
@Night.League 3 жыл бұрын
Cinemasins never watches the movie they just make clickbait fake videos
@cezarp9059 2 жыл бұрын
Thaaat's racist!
@SleepySuperhero 5 жыл бұрын
Ice bath would reduce inflammation and swelling, helping recovery in joints (and if you've ever thrown a punch into bone, you know how much it can hurt) reducing bruising and purging lactic acid build up in muscles (cardio is important, kids). As a bonus, it reduces the swelling and discoloration of her wounds, like the missing bruising you sinned.
@peterfrank3365 6 жыл бұрын
Another sin: Movie did not used 'Atomic' by Blondie on its already cliche soundtrack.
@manchesterunitedno7 6 жыл бұрын
Peter Frank yeah, missed opportunity on both the movie and this sin list.
@mangy2fly604 6 жыл бұрын
If only they used the one of the real versions of stigmata
@biteofdog 6 жыл бұрын
I still love the Atomic Blonde Soundtrack but I agree it needed 'Atomic' by Blondie.
@balazspapp7283 6 жыл бұрын
Your Movie Sin Tally is 99, and your sentence is not ‘Luftballons’?? Shame on you
@sjs9698 5 жыл бұрын
:O very good! i was too busy saying, yup, great film. 99's a pretty damned good score.
@polreamonn 5 жыл бұрын
Jez missed a trick there.
@toxsiin 4 жыл бұрын
i concur..
@smeva26 3 жыл бұрын
im literally lost for words - this is so amazing
@zarquondam 3 жыл бұрын
Came here to say.
@klonvomhaus 6 жыл бұрын
Actually, the way we are told in germany, and the way my mum remembers it, they had a slip-up during an interview. One politician tried to say something along the lines of "from a certain point in the future, we will allow certain people with politic prevalence to cross the border through the wall and disassemble the kill squad because all will be handled from both sides now on." Like... They wanted to control the border from both sides so noone crosses over and SOME people could pass through. He had a slip-up, said something about "and the berlin wall will be no longer used", and a reporter asked him "When will this start?". He then responded, looking into his papers, "Uhm, as far as I know, uhm, as of now". Which started a hell of a lot of people grabbing their stuff and their family, they ran to the border, NO GUARD KNEW what the hell they were supposed to do (because they had no new orders), and because half the city was at the border, they did not just open fire, but stood down and watched, as the wall fell. It just happened. Don't see how you can actually plan this, but you COULD write a Illuminati-style conspiracy-theory how the slip up was intentional, I guess.
@GeorgHaeder 6 жыл бұрын
Yup, that also was live tv-brodcasted back then and after the people saw it on tv, all hell broke loose.
@31webseries 5 жыл бұрын
That's what happened??? That's absolutely life-way-crazier-than-fiction insane!
@apurugganan 5 жыл бұрын
OMG so incredible, and here we are-- giving credit to all the wrong people, when it sounded more like someone was doing 'is this microphone working?' and a technician turned on CNN to answer his question ("It's working, I guess they all heard you")
@Klishar122 5 жыл бұрын
Damn, all that from a simple slip up? I'd say such a thing impossible, but I guess I'd be wrong.
@Klishar122 5 жыл бұрын
Damn, all that from a simple slip up? I'd say such a thing impossible, but I guess I'd be wrong.
@ZombieDragQueen 6 жыл бұрын
+1 sin: ”Stalker” was released in East Germany theatres in 1981. And no way such an art-house film would get eight years later a re-release with such a huge marketing budget to afford a cloth billboard.
@thatonegooze 6 жыл бұрын
Stefan B. oh thank god that makes 100 sins
@ZombieDragQueen 6 жыл бұрын
That One Goose I was generous and gave it just one sin because not everyone is a Andrei Tarkovsky fan. But I’ll add one more sin for not choosing his ”Ivan’s Childhood” film instead of ”Stalker” which would’ve been more appropriate.
@brettroper1031 6 жыл бұрын
Stefan B. Is stalker the one the game is based off of?
@ZombieDragQueen 6 жыл бұрын
Baron Anoch Yepp, barely based off of. It just took the main premisse (post-apocalyptic world and there are "stalkers" who can get people into the forbidden zone), whereas the film is (like Tarkovsky's other works) more of a contemplation on existence and the human soul.
@apurugganan 5 жыл бұрын
+Stefan B Thanks, so that makes grand total 100 sins. Will only watch for girl-on-girl action. Not plot.
@DarkClown06 6 жыл бұрын
I will NEVER complain about a Charlize bath scene.
@BG-xm5ex 6 жыл бұрын
BlinkingEspurr sure you wouldn’t Meat beating is way better
@kawaiipanda6850 6 жыл бұрын
BlinkingEspurr Normally I wouldn’t either but when I watched it I was with my Siblings and My stepmom so it was just awkward.
@jimb.7523 6 жыл бұрын
Kawaii Panda At least you weren't watching The Shape of Water with them.
@_XR40_ 6 жыл бұрын
"...will NEVER complain..." But will you be saying that 20 years from now?
@matthewaguilar7849 6 жыл бұрын
Scene doesn’t contain a lap dance
@angelbarrera3890 6 жыл бұрын
There should been a sin removed for the fact she slept with the french intelligence girl in the flashback and then the movie cut back to the interrogation with everyone staring at her implying she vividly described making love to a woman to all of them.
@sosea_exe 6 жыл бұрын
Angel Barrera "We're all professionals here"
@apurugganan 5 жыл бұрын
@@sosea_exe We're going to need to hear the details. You know, tattoos, etc. that sort of thing. Oh, and any other exchange that we also need to know about,of course
@vsm6847 6 жыл бұрын
Sinworthy, yes. But this movie was so underrated.
@tsmk4262 4 жыл бұрын
Or Charlize Theron is just so overrated ppl keep whining her bs movies are underrated.
@AR-fw5zy 4 жыл бұрын
@TS MK nah, i didnt even know her before the movie(not yet, only by this movie) but i liked it a lot
@charlescourtois1075 4 жыл бұрын
I agree i loved it
@mcmarkmarkson7115 4 жыл бұрын
She was hot and charismatic, the movie itself was mediocre at best
@kevinclapson 4 жыл бұрын
Not sure how a copy and paste spy thriller with a female lead who's strength pushes suspension of disbelief near its limit could possible be underrated.
@HunterkHz 6 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure she turned on the TV for sin 82 as white noise.
@FiddlebirdBlue 5 жыл бұрын
I thought of that too
@shuriKen469 5 жыл бұрын
ding!...that's racist!!
@MissFarewells 6 жыл бұрын
When you don't watch the movie but you watch its sins.
@typicalstory4401 6 жыл бұрын
It's my way of "watching" a movie I know I'm not going to watch
@victorowen2592 6 жыл бұрын
I watch Cinemasins and Foundflix, and they basically watching the movie for me and making it fun
@ijustdontgiveafuck5767 6 жыл бұрын
Miss Abaxelis Faxxx😂😂😂😂😂😂
@daniellayfield2227 6 жыл бұрын
Miss Abaxelis I
@ijustdontgiveafuck5767 6 жыл бұрын
Owen Coleman Not really...
@samuelstermer6437 6 жыл бұрын
it got 99 sins and u didn't make a 99 red balloons joke? dis a point ed
@graciegj63 6 жыл бұрын
Samuel Stermer No no. It's *DIS-A-POINT-ED* to put more emphasis of the evil Hercules yelled. 😆 👍
@BobbyManford 4 жыл бұрын
Sure the storyline is weak but the cinematography is amazing and the fight scenes are epic and so realistic.
@999SickBoy666 4 жыл бұрын
And the storyline is not particularly weak - or, at least, it isn't weaker than the average modern day spy movie storyline. Sure, the script could've used a few drafts more but it isn't worst than several Mission: Impossible and at least a couple Bourne movies.
@thankyouforyourcompliance7386 4 жыл бұрын
There is nothing as important as a good storyline. It is as if the drawing is bad but you appreciate the frame.
@cangaroojack 4 жыл бұрын
@@thankyouforyourcompliance7386 Depends on the film tbh, action oriented movies can do a lot with very little, yeah this movies had problems with the storyline, but personally I didn't find it weak, or at list i wasn't bored one second! But everyone has their personal tastes
@sarikatimmi 4 жыл бұрын
Booby Manfanny except for a female beating the shit out of grown me. salt was the worst w that shit
@thomasocallaghan9145 4 жыл бұрын
Soundtrack was also phenomenal, lesbian scene, and let Charlize take all the ice baths she wants
@jamesfreyer5844 4 жыл бұрын
7:46 -- "The Mummy on her tummy." Have to admire a brain twisted enough to even *think* of a line like that.
@tylahduggan5987 6 жыл бұрын
they called the movie Atomic Blonde and didnt put Atomic - Blondie on the soundtrack.
@historyinc.4783 6 жыл бұрын
Tylah Duggan this!!!
@jculver1674 6 жыл бұрын
Or Suicide Blonde.
@leonclementsbeall2562 5 жыл бұрын
DING
@audreyrose4710 5 жыл бұрын
they did tho..maybe later since this comment is from four months ago but it's there now
@burnbobquist8999 5 жыл бұрын
That for me is the only sin thats worth mentioning. xD
@royschults2571 6 жыл бұрын
Movie Sin Tally: 99 Sentence: Luftballons
@conroypawgmail 6 жыл бұрын
Nice 80s reference. Perfect for this review.
@MarielikestoCrochet 6 жыл бұрын
Foto Roys my thoughts exactly
@limitedexperience492 6 жыл бұрын
Not just a nice 80s reference, but straight up a nice GERMAN 80s reference, explicitly about Cold War tension
@carlosrvra 6 жыл бұрын
I actually didn’t see the CIA triple agent thing coming, because “HOW & WHY?!?!”, but also the movie was kinda confusing about the whole “Satchel” thing so I didn’t even realize a double agent was in play 😄. I second the fight scene sin removal though! Charlize earned her paycheck by receiving Nakatomi Plaza levels of injuries... she didn’t just magic her way thru those guys. And I appreciate that the disloyalty of Perceval was hidden in plain sight. We saw him as a bastard, and he WAS. Like she pointed out twice, she was made from the beginning, and he didn’t even TRY to explain that away.
@shellshock10 5 жыл бұрын
I actually liked Percival, the MI6 agent who instead of sitting around and wasting his time, turned a disadvantage into an opportunity and became a smuggler to profit from the hard times in germany.
@apuntes8883 2 жыл бұрын
@@shellshock10 These has nothing to do with the community. A side approach they use a dynamic the comunity is using at a certain place to introduce the spy agent for a dynamic which is for the internal use of the spying group itself. She passes through the spot and sees the objective, an objective that the community was using for else purposes, side approach.
@hepchaos 5 жыл бұрын
You had 99 sins and didn't do a Nena 99 luftballoons reference for the East Berlin 80's cold war movie?
@patrikkarlsson9463 6 жыл бұрын
99 sins and you DON'T sentence it to forever ride in a luftballon or even play the song? That's a sin if I ever saw one.
@damien4197 6 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that's actually the song playing on the stereo that gets smashed at 3:54 and surprised it didn't get a mention...
@somerandomwizard5799 6 жыл бұрын
I wonder what a movie made by cinemasins would be like
@SK8TER4LIFE45 6 жыл бұрын
New Breed Studios lol its alot easier to sit there and criticize than to actually make a movie. I highly doubt they would be any good at it. No movie is perfect. Plus u really shouldnt blindly believe everything Cinemasins says is true and or a proper criticism. Alot of their sins are either wrong or just terrible jokes made by this guy that somehow count as a negative on the movie for some reason. The videos are entertaining to watch, but if u think these are in any way a real in depth analysis on movies u are incredibly mistaken.
@UnknownUnknown-mo7zg 6 жыл бұрын
There'd be a sin in every shot. And then plus 50 sins for the asshole apple eater and product placement because that's how it would be paid for.
@salmon_7697 6 жыл бұрын
Probably terrible honestly
@Mr.Man2214 6 жыл бұрын
It would either have all of the sins to make it ironic or it would be perfect.
@VideoGameLova1 6 жыл бұрын
The book that the narrator got published a couple of years ago is the closest thing we'll get to knowing, I suppose.
@katherinejacko830 6 жыл бұрын
He should have said “hey look it’s pennywise in another form” Bill skarsgard is in this film
@guilhermeviana8131 4 жыл бұрын
He should have said discount Pennywise
@curly.friess9356 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr? Ty, I was looking for this comment 😂
@Taco1011 5 жыл бұрын
"Half of London has a view of her Big Bens" OKAY LMAO
@robertwazhere92 6 жыл бұрын
Attention everyone demanding Ragnarok's sins: This channel has a had a long history of tying sins videos to the week before a similar movies' release. Therefore, Ragnarok's sins will be revealed next week ahead of Avengers: Infinity War. Also, Black Panther is not out on DVD yet and is not eligible to be sinned for Infinity War's release.
@amethyst4zhy 6 жыл бұрын
Umm you don't know that and black panther is on 📀
@jerrygodeep4787 6 жыл бұрын
Generation Z its actually more common sense so lol and black panther is not on dvd or Blu-ray yet it’s releases the 15
@MataNui. 6 жыл бұрын
after the response one comment suggesting it got, I don't wanna be in the comment section when he does.
@JamesFluker 6 жыл бұрын
This movie was fun to watch. The fight scenes were brutal. Charlize doesn't know the meaning of the word weak.
@FiddlebirdBlue 5 жыл бұрын
Concise; nice. I concur.
@Lodogg 5 жыл бұрын
The hose/cord scene had my attention.
@SkySoFew 5 жыл бұрын
Yes she does. Shes a very highly paid, pampered actress.
@sugarnads 5 жыл бұрын
Script bullshits hard. She died about 6 times
@TheReZisTLust 5 жыл бұрын
Id hope she knows what that word is... I learned it in my early years of school and if she doesn't know then wow
@aswallace88 3 жыл бұрын
11:39 The best way to hide that you're searching for a bug is to create a lot of loud noises that sit right in the main frequency range that a bug would receive. Since they're typically designed to pick up human voices, a loud TV of a newscast can be your best friend when bug hunting.
@jinxbeecee 5 жыл бұрын
I don't get the reference about things exploding because they touch the radiator (during the long fight scene). Maybe radiators work differently in the US, but that radiator looks like mine, and while it gets hot, its because of the warm water in it. There is no electricity involved.
@haasher10 6 жыл бұрын
the long-shot action sequence was fucking badass, brutal, and epic af!!!
@GeminiRosche 6 жыл бұрын
Hunter it wore on for much too long and they both got extremely tired to the point that all energy was lost from the fight.
@Bloodhurl67 6 жыл бұрын
Hunter Definitely agreed.
@spikejrb7572 6 жыл бұрын
Bare minimum this movie deserves props for not only letting a woman get the shit kicked out of her in a fight, but also having major bruises and scrapes afterwards. I feel like most studios would be scared to do either
@klericajohnny3990 6 жыл бұрын
Steven Justus Yeah true, but in the real world she would be dead. Don’t get me wrong, I like woman in a main roll in a action movie „ more more more“ , but she is weak....yes, she has a fit body that’s don’t = 💪🏼 Look at her arms and legs....than take a look on one mma woman fighter. Illusion breaks here.
@oo4758 6 жыл бұрын
Steven Justus studios are scared to do it because the backlash they get. I agree they should do it more often regardless, but I understand why they don't. Just look what happened when they put a picture of Apocalypse strangling mystique on a billboard when they were marketing the latest X-Men film.
@FireflyProductions 6 жыл бұрын
"Lamp, lamp, lamp, lamp, lamp." Thank you, CinemaSins, for making me shoot Progresso soup out of my nose.
@OmniscientWarrior 6 жыл бұрын
What a waste of soup.
@agonleed3841 6 жыл бұрын
SteampunkFireflies as opposed to the cum earlier in the day
@mirzaahmed6589 6 жыл бұрын
I love lamp.
@bradariousspar5003 4 жыл бұрын
11:41 Well yeah. When you think your room is bugged you turn on something to cover the noise of you searching for it. One of the first lessons in Spy School
@evilbob840 2 жыл бұрын
The part about screwing up the passport number so she couldn't get the body back was on purpose. She talks about it (with Percival I think) like 10 minutes later calling it perfect cover for an extended stay in Berlin.
@mikydicy2565 6 жыл бұрын
Everything wrong with Tropical Thunder. Everything wrong with Sausage Party. Everything wrong with Ragnarok.
@moreno8677 6 жыл бұрын
Pls
@eurusadventum2122 6 жыл бұрын
Miky Dicy everything wrong with the godfather!
@SpawnRevenge92 6 жыл бұрын
" Everything wrong with Ragnarok." Now there's a long video.
@MyCakePop 6 жыл бұрын
Miky Dicy yes yes and yes!
@happiehtoast 6 жыл бұрын
more like Bore: Ragnarok amirite
@caracasmihai01 6 жыл бұрын
This movie's got 99 sins but Charlize Theron ain't one.
@charlestyner8631 6 жыл бұрын
Pazzo MC Clever👍
@conroypawgmail 6 жыл бұрын
None of those scenes contained a lapdance. *** DING! ***
@cocoangel1979 4 жыл бұрын
7:56 Those platforms where exactly for the purpose to stand upon it and peak to "die Zone" for no other reasons than to have a glimpse on the eastern side of Berlin... like voyeurs, to feel happy it is the other side and not the own one. So I don't consider it a sin for them to stand on the platform and simply talk. Must have been a usual thing since the late 60s in Berlin.
@flitsertheo 3 жыл бұрын
These platforms were the last place you would want to have a "secret" meeting as a "secret" agent as they were observed by East-German border guards who would report and take pictures of anything unusual. A few hours later the Stasi would know everything about your "secret" meeting.
@ohmaigod2 6 жыл бұрын
Two things: 1. The orgy version of blue Monday wasn't released till the 90's so it wouldn't have been time period accurate. 2. What's wrong with Der Kommissar?
@noahh914 4 жыл бұрын
This version of Der Kommissar sounds just awful compared to the original version by Falco.. And it's very unlikely that the English cover would be played in this German bar
@theoriginalgompers 6 жыл бұрын
Charlize Theron is not my girlfriend in this movie *DING*
@jasonjuneau 6 жыл бұрын
theoriginalgompers and the movie doesn't contain a lap dance
@JakeobE 6 жыл бұрын
But two lesbians making out is good enough
@B1ggs_ 6 жыл бұрын
Jake Evan is it really though?
@Lodogg 5 жыл бұрын
Charlize and Sophia are not simultaneously giving me a lap dance in this scene... or in real life.... especially not in real life... DING!!!
@hugsfromdad 6 жыл бұрын
the only sin that matters to me is that they let sofia die.
@marieo2244 6 жыл бұрын
segamai they showed it in the video though, so fuck Cinemasins? Unless that's what you meant in the first place, in which case, ignore this comment
@SerechII 6 жыл бұрын
he's just a troll, a pretty obvious one too
@segamai 6 жыл бұрын
In all fairness I realised three minutes in that maybe I wanted to just see the movie after all instead of just the sin sizzle reel, and then I read that comment.
@SerechII 6 жыл бұрын
segamai that's totally on you then
@kordulus 6 жыл бұрын
Also why tell the guy "fuck you for spoiling" hwn her death is in the damn sin video. lol. Also Also, you might want to save yourself from future spoilers by not watching movie sins.
@bertbertmann5823 6 жыл бұрын
The Jack Daniels bashing was undeserved. While it is indeed good marketed swill, it's also pretty much the only widely available whisky in Germany, followed by Jim Beam. Whiskey and cola is usually referred to as Jackie-Cola around here.
@GeorgHaeder 6 жыл бұрын
It was the only way I could drink it, I never had that swill without Cola. But I have to admit that Jim Beam is far worse than Jack Daniels. While Jack Daniels is swill, Jim Beam is pure sewage. Good times, back then.
@SpeedyUsher 5 жыл бұрын
It tastes better than Patron I'll tell you that
@grunerd 5 жыл бұрын
What about Four Roses and Johnie Walker?
@MrCreekyify 5 жыл бұрын
That Jack Daniels is the only widely available Whisky in Germany is blatantly false. But the Sin is also false. The Movie plays in East Berlin (East Germany) where American Goods such as Jack Daniels where seen as the best and most exclusive Luxuries you could get. They had to get smuggled from the Western Side because they were illegal in the GDR and the Eastern Currency was way weaker than the Western one. So I think this Scene is actually kind of well researched but maybe a product placement (ツ)
@Ras2781 5 жыл бұрын
@@MrCreekyify Pffffft research who needs that, I mean one of the sins following that mentions Blue Monday and sins it for not being Orgy, even though New Order did it originally and better >.>
@astbrnrd 4 жыл бұрын
Dude... Seriously, your sense of humor tied with impecable timing of splicing scenes is Flippin awesome 😁 😂🤣 Kudos to you and your crew! 👌
@itsrectimemedia 6 жыл бұрын
Let me guess, next is The Karate Kid!!
@xlectraheart 6 жыл бұрын
steven alvarez That movie was so bad I can't even
@mr.scarlo2234 6 жыл бұрын
Darkest Hour
@Savvy_Monstah 6 жыл бұрын
steven alvarez nah I need him to do the last jedi next, movie was too predictable
@thefireflowergamer2157 6 жыл бұрын
steven alvarez justice league or black panther. Since infinity war is coming out
@bigbruno2232 6 жыл бұрын
Aaah one of my favorite romance movies.
@amsterdam9290 6 жыл бұрын
Charlize Theron is not my gf in any of the scenes :(
@ShaunInce123 6 жыл бұрын
Ding.
@frankypawson5045 4 жыл бұрын
oh fore fuck sakes!!!!!
@denisehernandez3517 6 жыл бұрын
These videos always make my day😂😂 I was trying to see if I could go through the whole thing without laughing but," The mummy on her tummy" literally killed it😂😂😂😂😂
@RiptideGaming_GXT 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the little bits at the very end are the best parts of these videos lol
@noone453 6 жыл бұрын
@cinemaSins the Ice baths aren't really for pain, ice baths help your body, i.e muscles etc.. heal faster, bounce back.
@Paulafan5 6 жыл бұрын
And an excuse for her to be in really cold water naked.
@shizanketsuga8696 6 жыл бұрын
The fall of the Berlin wall was indeed more of a spontaneous event. It was supposed to be a much better controlled process at a later date, but basically it was a botched press conference on the evening of the 9th November '89 that led to immediate chaos and the literal fall of parts of the wall. And since it happened in the late evening / early nighttime the scenes in the movie definitely do not show the fall itself but maybe one of the larger demonstrations that happened around that time. Many people _expected_ the wall to fall sooner rather than later since it metaphorically was already in the process of crumbling.
@Wadeo-om8lm 5 жыл бұрын
Lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp, hahaha. Very funny video 👍🏼
@koodude2313 6 жыл бұрын
"Lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp."
@GlennOrSomething 6 жыл бұрын
I was sure you were going to include a “Charlize is not my girlfriend in this scene” joke
@davidjames3985 6 жыл бұрын
dude, she is a lesbian. Did you miss that part. You are thinking 'damn, I´m not sitting on that chair looking at two hot chicks get it on in this scene' joke.
@drumsandroses22 6 жыл бұрын
Either way he doesnt do that kind of humor as much anymore, and if he does it's more subtle and a bit funnier imo
@B1ggs_ 6 жыл бұрын
Javier sponsorship need we say more?
@graciegj63 6 жыл бұрын
Javier So I guess he's afraid of the sjw rants. 🤔 Double standard because there's plenty of women objectifying men and these sjws are no where to be seen.
@drumsandroses22 6 жыл бұрын
Grace J yup, your right on the money. If you notice he never says "This scene does not contain a lap dance" like he did 3 or so years ago.
@WordsWisdomWithMitch 6 жыл бұрын
99 sins and you didnt sentence it to luftballons???? I thought you were smart, topical, and funny. I guess just smart.
@margaritam.9118 5 жыл бұрын
[sings] neunundneunzig luftballons!
@reverietapes 4 жыл бұрын
I swear
@tylercouture216 4 жыл бұрын
Love that song
@CaptainAwesome-mz6mt 4 жыл бұрын
But he did sentence it to: *B E R L I N*
@ynog0978 5 жыл бұрын
I was actually looking forward for this
@LossomoFilms 5 жыл бұрын
This was really good!
@timothylewis2527 6 жыл бұрын
Do "Everything Wrong With Kidnap" starring Halle Berry. That movie.... Jesus Christ, that movie.
@brendattrhicks2396 5 жыл бұрын
Gene shallot would've been a better casting choice
@WisPStyLeWisPClan 6 жыл бұрын
Believe she turned on the T.V. so that's all they could hear if her room was bugged. You could argue that it doesn't make sense since she's by herself but it could also be used so they don't here her shuffling around and looking. I want 1 sin off please.
@DrBluefox 6 жыл бұрын
been wating for this for a long time
@Mr2915Official 6 жыл бұрын
I like every episode he is slowly revealing more information about himself.
@dujuanscott856 6 жыл бұрын
How is wanting to cuddle with Sofia Boutella a sin?
@UnknownUnknown-mo7zg 6 жыл бұрын
She's not the narrator's gf...that's why.
@cheatme1 6 жыл бұрын
Fan and lover right?
@trashrabbit69 6 жыл бұрын
'89 Berlin and no techno? This movie has disappointed me right off the bat. Not even Kraftwerk of all people!
@carolannestockton592 6 жыл бұрын
3:07 I love that you made a Sting reference, thank you
@brianjewell4139 4 жыл бұрын
This was a phenomenal movie. Full of "creative license" sure, but a badass movie. Also, Charlize... yep.
@marlz99 6 жыл бұрын
Charlize looks so *good* in this movie
@thirtyeight92 6 жыл бұрын
Everything wrong with The Italian Job, Thor Ragnorok, star wars, the list goes on and on
@KeybladeMasterAndy 6 жыл бұрын
EefamDaTuytle Thor: Ragnarok will either be the week of Infinity War or Ant-Man and the Wasp. Same with Star Wars.
@cubeof10 6 жыл бұрын
There’s nothing wrong The Italian Job
@danielskrivan6921 6 жыл бұрын
Everything Wrong with TLJ will probably be an 8-parter.
@thirtyeight92 6 жыл бұрын
Daniel Skrivan lol
@thirtyeight92 6 жыл бұрын
CubeOf 10 Its my absolute favorite movie, do when I first found out about this channel it was the first movie I searched for
@landwhale1728 4 жыл бұрын
that 'Marlboro' got me XD
@TheWongLife 6 жыл бұрын
That "Whhhaaaa?" just killed me. xD
@SztywnyPatyk 6 жыл бұрын
"Half of London has a clear view of her Big Bens!" You, sir, deserve an award.
@Suileron 6 жыл бұрын
This is one of those movies that the story kinda gets lost, but I still fucking LOVE this movie due to the style, the killer late 80's (and I guess early 90's) music, the cinematography, and overall badassness of Theron.
@jackchop1576 Жыл бұрын
The full on brawls in stilettos did it for me.
@WineBattyGyal 6 жыл бұрын
That Natalie Portman SNL rap music video 😂😂 I had forgotten about that! Fkin epic 😂😂
@one_man_community 6 жыл бұрын
2:49 That is a savage McAvoy beast mode you are hearing right there.
@fiona8117 5 жыл бұрын
Hippo dude I love mcavoy
@FuzzyStripetail 6 жыл бұрын
The first step to becoming a triple spy is employment at an illegal passport operations facility wherein you are trained to paint random skateboards before you graduate to learning the fine art of Jack Daniels product placement consumption and sexily smoking while an inordinate amount of five lamps glow in your general vicinity.
@agonleed3841 6 жыл бұрын
Fuzzy Stripetail I'm halfway through training
@professorpsoop 5 жыл бұрын
‘Well marketed swill’ ‘the mummy on her tummy’! You crack me up
@julieimperl8825 6 жыл бұрын
Now I really would love to see you do True Romance!!!! ^_^ Please!
@amparonarbona5142 6 жыл бұрын
Everything wrong with 'Mean girls'.
@queenv3175 6 жыл бұрын
Yass
@cretansuperbos2121 6 жыл бұрын
Nothing was wrong with Mean Girls you savage!
@amparonarbona5142 6 жыл бұрын
Tim Qualls I know. I just want to laught about it. I want them to remove some sins because some 'memorable quotes' such as 'She doesn't even go here'.
@am-zk8jb 6 жыл бұрын
Yes
@katief8839 6 жыл бұрын
Amparo Narbona nothing is wrong with mean girls🙀
@colmoe 6 жыл бұрын
FULL METAL JACKET in honor of R. Lee. Ermey!!!!
@JohnDoe-nz6bk 6 жыл бұрын
MoshedZ nothing wrong with that movie.. How dare you?!?!?
@colmoe 6 жыл бұрын
I just want a negative sin round of each Ermey line.
@JohnDoe-nz6bk 6 жыл бұрын
MoshedZ lol.. That would be a lot of sins!
@OmniscientWarrior 6 жыл бұрын
+John Doe You mean to tell me that the scene where the gunny just stood there yelling at some guy that pointed a gun at him instead of trying to approach and stomp his ass was perfectly fine? Because that is worth 3 sins to me.
@JohnDoe-nz6bk 6 жыл бұрын
OmniscientWarrior no, it's not! Apparently you've never had a loaded weapon or weapon in general pointed at you!
@HeavyC31190 6 жыл бұрын
8:34 lmfao you’re the man, Jeremy!!
@ImNorman 6 жыл бұрын
"It’s all those flashbacks. You never know when anything’s taking place. In the first 20 pages alone, I counted three flashbacks, one flash-forward, and I think a page in, you have a flash-sideways."
@simiokelana974 6 жыл бұрын
Everything Wrong With Osmosis Jones :)
@allstarkid551 6 жыл бұрын
simi okie fucking YES
@adidaskorn12345 6 жыл бұрын
The mention of Natalie Portman's SNL rap video made me lose it Lmao.
@MissChinBK99 6 жыл бұрын
♫We love you Natalie. I wanna F you too!!♫ lmao
@graciegj63 6 жыл бұрын
adidaskorn12345 I haven't seen snl since they did their anniversary episode.
@graciegj63 6 жыл бұрын
adidaskorn12345 Meaning I had no idea that she tried to rap.
@milesisokay 6 жыл бұрын
13:06 IM DEAD😂😂😂
@odysseusrex5908 4 жыл бұрын
I have to admit, the big reveal at the end took me totally by surprise and blew me away.
@coletrickle1775 6 жыл бұрын
14:03 Thank you for using the PSH "Tommy...... How's the peeping?" I miss PSH and that line is just expertly delivered by him. Every time you use it in the after credits or whatever, I feel a little happier. We use the cadence for lots of things at work, like, "Travis...... how's the shipping?" or "Miguel.... have some coffee." It is super versatile.
@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 6 жыл бұрын
YES FINALLY. I was so excited to see that this was finally done! It may be one of my fav. films from 2017, but you certainly made a lot of good points here. Also, THANK YOU SO MUCH for pointing out the CONSTANT smoking in this film (aka smoke porn) and for making references to Snow White and the Huntsman, Split, and The Mummy like I hoped you would. All you were missing was IT because of Bill Skarsgaard's appearance. And yes, the true winners of the game were Marlboro and Jack Daniels for all the money they got from product placement. Also also, "Cinema Sins makes reference to Split while Everything Wrong with The VVitch hangs out on the side of my screen" cliché.
@drawingdead9025 3 жыл бұрын
Very entertaining movie, the car chase with the music going in and out was awesome.
@daniellavaladez9538 6 жыл бұрын
“Recent award-winning sins.” Hmmm...The Shape of Water???
@MissChinBK99 6 жыл бұрын
Ding ding ding, we have a winner!
@mi12no 4 жыл бұрын
@@MissChinBK99 You might want to add more dings to that
@julians1mommy 6 жыл бұрын
I still love that Natalie Portman SNL rap lol
@h.u.n.k493 6 жыл бұрын
Honesty it's because of THIS movie I'm even more excited for Deadpool 2 purely because the action will be great, with hopefully some amazing long take sequences.
@sythlorde 6 жыл бұрын
you gonna be disappointed
@chapbud 4 жыл бұрын
The clips at the end get me everytime
@rhettannandale 6 жыл бұрын
That Flight of the Conchords outtake was great.
@TheGamefreakers100 6 жыл бұрын
2:40 Hide all your Bucky Barnes folks! he's back
@jimb.7523 6 жыл бұрын
Has there been an EWW The Shining? There needs to be!
@donnied217 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you!!
@696190 6 жыл бұрын
this Halloween, maybe.
@OmniscientWarrior 6 жыл бұрын
Which version?
@ourkinginyellow 6 жыл бұрын
OmniscientWarrior Kubrick’s
@MisterG2323 6 жыл бұрын
The only one worth paying attention to...
@mystery8guy 5 жыл бұрын
I love the music in this movie. Great soundtrack
@dwarfofthenorth6847 6 жыл бұрын
You missed a “99 Lufballons” joke at the end
@HazeAbysmal 6 жыл бұрын
*if john wick was a girl who has never gotten married before* -> this movie
@oivi3iv635 6 жыл бұрын
She gets laid in the movie though
@HazeAbysmal 6 жыл бұрын
OIVI3IV Ik that. But like... idk actually where I was going with this.
@0044Cadi 6 жыл бұрын
Comparing John Wick to this garbage is blasphemy.
@0044Cadi 6 жыл бұрын
The Atomic Blonde book? I don’t read most modern books, preferring samurai history, war, and the great books. That’s a fair point, though. Also, this movie has no Keanu Reeves so it really isn’t fair.
@oivi3iv635 6 жыл бұрын
Dennis Cadieux I genuinely don't understand the hate for atomic blonde.
@GarrettZa 6 жыл бұрын
Every time that deep-voice guy started talking I thought Jeremy Irons suddenly came in out of nowhere
@VetInTheWater 5 жыл бұрын
Lamp lamp lamp lamp LAMP Dude you’re killing me:D
@RorRiiZzLE 4 жыл бұрын
I like the Chipotle bath idea. Maybe make it like a giant Chipotle Bowl lmao 😂
@azvagelsky603 6 жыл бұрын
That casual Sting reference, though.
@ziljin 6 жыл бұрын
Charlize Theron is so beautiful!
@monstergamer8351 6 жыл бұрын
Idk I guess I'm in the minority she's a 4 at best, but everyone likes something different.
@Aloyus_Knight 6 жыл бұрын
I'd say shes a meh at best, there's defiantly WAY better looking women out there then her & you might want to try looking at some of them for comparison.
@Lawful_Rebel 6 жыл бұрын
ziljin No tits but..
@malditesta 6 жыл бұрын
I strongly agree with her being such a beautiful badass
@hinach4n698 6 жыл бұрын
she is gorgeous, and the movie was amazing
@ynsimha7663 5 жыл бұрын
1961 Lincoln Continental... man great reference!
@fishbiscuit3287 6 жыл бұрын
-is listening to the sweet sound of Jeremy's voice as background noise "LAMP LAMP LAMP LAMP LAMP LAMP LAMP LAMP" Well shit guess I gotta go back in the video thirty seconds.
Speaker Harsh Official ( Ali Mehdi )
Рет қаралды 454
Universal Pictures All-Access
Рет қаралды 17 М.
HouseFilms
Рет қаралды 9 МЛН