"I'm like, an hour into this game and I understand nothing." ONE WHO KNOWS NOTHING CAN UNDERSTAND NOTHING.

"I went easy on him..." "YOU TOSSED *FIREBALLS* AT HIM."

"Donald's a dick to Riku." No, really. This part REALLY bothered me in the game. Sora goes with Donald and Goofy for the SOLE REASON to find his friends. Leon says it and Donald says it (not including Goofy cause he wasn't sure they could when Donald said "of course"). That was their deal: you travel with us looking for our king, and maybe you'll find your friends along the way. When Donald kinda broke their deal during Tarzan, Sora was gonna storm off and was gonna ditch them and find his friends by himself again. Of course, that wouldn't work, he needs their gummi ship. They play it off as FRIENDSHIP but really, Sora's a sitting duck (ha ha) without them. Then he finds Riku, and Donald's all "I don't care!" When he should, cause that's the reason he's travelling with you in the first place, remember? And Riku's clearly got the ability to travel worlds since he wasn't in Traverse Town prior. What would've happened if Riku didn't emo out of the situation, Donald? Why stay with you?

"Suddenly 20 century fox" 2 years later Disney acquires 20 century fox

"I understood none of that." Kingdom Hearts in a nutshell

Bonus sin: Donald used thunder when wakening Goofy, yet when sora reaches Donald he completely forgets how to use that spell.

You forgot this sin. Sora has parents...AND HE GIVE NOT ONE FUCK ABOUT THEM! EVER! Are you serious?

11:34 Donald: no he cant come! Sora:What? Donald: Forget it! Sora:aw come on he's my friend Donald: I dont care (If they happen to find king mickey and try to leave) Me: sorry but the king isnt coming with us Donald: what why our mission was to find the king! Me: remember how you said you didnt care that riku was my friend well i dont care about your king (thats how i felt at that moment)

The biggest sin with Huey, Dewey, and Louie is that we find out in Birth By Sleep, they are like 10 years old…Ten years later in Kingdom Hearts I, they are still ten years old!

i really love the KH series, but there is one VERY important character the creators have left out for so long..... Sora's Mom and his dinner

"I went easy on him" You tossed fireballs at him I lost it at that and subscribed

Aww he didnt even mention the fact that after hearing the power of a paupo fruit, sora just throws it off the bridge like its nothing

Boogie: "Nobody disrespects me! Nobody!" Charriii5: "Except for the heartless." Me: "And Nobodies, apparently he is okay with them disrespecting him."

In the Ariel scenes, why is Donald an octopus? HE'S A DUCK.

+1 sin for the inability to skip cutscenes especially during the riku ansem fight. I have those lines memorized

i always interpreted riku’s decision to stay behind the door as sacrificial or even somewhat suicidal, some sort of self condemnation because of his actions throughout the game. he had no reason to think he’d survive

As a KH fan who fully understands the series: I friggin loved this. The one noting that the kids didn't need the raft because they had their own boats left me speechless. Can't believe I never thought about that, lol.

+1 sin apparently sora can't pull kairi to his side in the ending or jump to her side

Dude, I'm a Kingdom Hearts fan at heart and I laughed my ass off so hard at this. I'll admit, Kingdom Hearts has its moments stupid moments. But the story is still one the best. XD

Kairi: You've been thinking alot lately (no, not really) Riku: Thanks to you. Smartass

"Why, of course! The heartless need a heart!" No shit jack! ROFL

11:08 I mean, Wonderland was created by her mind. So she sort of does rule a kingdom.

6:44 " you haven't seen the last of me" 😂😂😂 I died great video

After sin 48 you should've mentioned how implausible it is to not hear Cerberus coming

Missed Sins: (Pardon them not always being in chronological order.) #1: Why couldn't Kairi, Sora, and Riku just split the paopu fruit into three pieces? Does it only have a limit of 2 people who can participate? #2: Also, is that the only paopu fruit on the island? Because if it isn't, why are they so concerned about who shares it with Kairi? #3: Sora doesn't tell his friends about a trippy-ass dream where he's on stain glass platforms fighting his own shadow with a weapon that "Mysterious Text Man" told him to pick. #4: Phil doesn't feel the need to turn around before talking. #5: No one questions the existence of an anthropomorphic dog and duck with a shield and magic, respectively, walking around with a kid whacking things with a giant key. #6: Riku trusts Maleficent. #7: Jasmine doesn't pull the box in as much as possible, and sit to minimize chances of being caught. #8: How does Ursula breath outside of water? I had this question in The Little Mermaid too, but I'm sinning this game for it, dammit. #9: Triton knows what the Keyblade is, knows what the Keyhole is, knows WHERE it is, knows their importance, and yet denies this information to Sora until after he defeats Ursula, which is putting his entire WORLD at risk. Triton is a fucking terrible ruler. #10: Maybe if you didn't have the Heartless populate the streets which don't add a tactical advantage to doing anything, then there would be more heartless to back you up during your fight with Sora and co. #11: You have Sora surrounded by Heartless, his own shadow, and Captain Hook. What benefit is there to not killing him then and there? It's obvious Riku doesn't give a shit about him anymore, that's for sure. #12: Inconsistency in regards to facial animation quality. #13: Rhyming. #14: Tiggerific first impression, pal. I guess. #15: So.... Why exactly was Riku's outfit necessary? In this game, at least? And what was Riku's thought process when coming up with his new dark outfit? "I want a suit that makes me look like a stereotypical dark lord. Tremble before me!" #16: Riku trusts Ansem. #17: We learn in Kingdom Hearts 2 that Heartless mostly rely on instinct, so... How does Sora retain a sense of self? And if Hearts supposedly house emotions, personalities, memories, etc., how does Sora know who the fuck he is? #18: Chernabog, why the hell are you here? #19: "Voices are Mental" cliche. #20: Darkness fetish. #21: I've heard of teasing for a sequel, but.... Don't have a fucking text explosion for the sake of that.

is it bad that, at age 15, I cried like a bitch at the final cut scene of the game? (not the hidden one)

8:04 I know that Donald and Goofy were just saying "This boat runs on happy faces" to cheer up Sora, but in the manga the Gummi Ship actually used the smiles of its passengers as fuel

"He took a fireball to the face" Better that than an arrow to the knee.

Charriii5: "I understood none of that" Kingdom Hearts Fans: "Welcome to Kingdom Hearts. Are you new?"

Also, Alice is a "princess of heart" because they were originally going to use Ariel, but in order to do so they would've had to create the scene where Ursula gave her legs and that would've taken a lot more work and time to change the story so they chose Alice instead.

16:56 "Are we about to beat up some kids? Cause I'm okay with that. And I am not okay with that" What?

I think riku used a dark portal, causing strain because he didn't have a black coat

That Tarzan comment about Sora not being related to him because English deserved a "That's racist"

Originally, the KH weapon was gonna be a Chainsaw..... Did I just make that up?

Also, at the end, before the little land Kairi was on got to far, WHY DIDN'T SHE JUST JUMP?!?! IT WASN'T THAT FAR, PLUS THEY WERE HOLDING HANDS, DORA COULD HAVE JUST HELPED HER UP! I NEVER understood that.

“Cloud somehow survives this.” He’s survived worse.

Donald didn't just break the wall, he also moved it 7:51

4th sin: One can play all of the games and still understand nothing. 15th: Oh my god, don't give the fangirls any ideas- 31st: Oh, you have no idea. 42nd: Not yet anyway- 61st: You probably haven't watched that movie. 123rd: Why not? 170th: Riku. Duh. Hilarious video btw.

Donald: WAIT! Me: *Shoves Donald* No WAIT *Points at Aerith* HOW IS SHE ALIVE?!!! O_o

It seems Spy Kids 3 stole a lot of its plot elements from this game.

The dalmatians should of been a sin. You're telling me that they just randomly all end up in little chests across the worlds, and in each chest is only a statue of a dalmatian? And how exactly are they getting food, water, or even breathe?

4:06 this sin actually became reality lol

After replaying *_Kingdom Hearts_* after like what, 15 years, I just realized that the Princesses of Hearts have absolutely no point, characteristically. If you look back at how each princess Sora and the gang encounter, they’re pretty much helpless objects that need saving. You can literally switch the princesses, Belle, Alice, Snow White and Jasmine with an all-powerful gems and it wouldn’t be any different. Kiari went from a person with ambition and goals at the very beginning to a comatose mannequin that Riku drags around like his personal sex doll. Couldn’t the game writers had made the Princesses all Keyblade Wielders? It would’ve made sense story wise since we discovered later in the series that there are hundreds-if not *thousands* of Keyblade wielders in the universe. IDK, just think that was a major missed opportunity that could’ve made this great game even greater, IMO.

A little theory of mine is that the text in the beginning is actually Ven's heart being stirred in to semi consciousness by the oncoming darkness.

This is awesome, can't wait for KH2

Sora: "What do I have to do to grow small?" You don't 'grow' small, Sora. You shrink. Becoming small is literally the opposite of growing.

7:08 If you win the fight against Leon , Sora will get tired and fall down , even if he was just guarding the entire time , also Leon wants to knock Sora out to make the job easier of taking him to where they're going to take him , so use a GUN/SWORD and FIREBALLS to knock him out

22:57 this is a rated E game right? RIGHT?

18:35 I have slept like that ya know. And coupled with the fact that people can sleep with their eyes open, it’s not that hard to believe.

"Are you alright" "I just had a giant dog that stepped on me but other than that, I'm fine" I DIED.

..........................."Kairi!" "Very delayed reaction Riku!"

Yuffie-"besides i couldnt forget you even if i wanted to" *suddenly in kingdom hearts 2*" Yuffie"we all just suddenly remembered you all at the same time" sora- your forgot about me?!"

16:37 “Maybe we’re missing some Ingredients” not until KH3 🤣🤣

21:16 No actually it spells "Tidoubleguher".

10:30 "Imba-seals??" XD XD XD XD XD LMAO!!!

Sora: "If we stick together, we're unbeatable." *Forced to fight Sephiroth solo in the next scene*

my theory as for who that text is (at the beginning and end of KH, when they find pluto) is that it's Ventus, guiding Sora to weild the keyblade as best he can

I know you know this but kairi is from another world Spoiler alert She is also from hollow bastion

14:47 no actually because Sora has Kiaris heart in this point in the story and he just doesn't know it

Ok I laughed a lot here. I could almost predict every sin. It's a convoluted nightmare half the time, isn't it? And yet, somehow, it's one of my favorite video game series. One thing I'd like to point out, and really it's not even that big of a deal, is that Riku disappeared into a dark portal on Hook's ship, which was the last we saw him in that world, and that's how he got to Hollow Bastion. Like I said, not a big deal, just had to point that out.

5:49 I think Donald was going to say "could you take care of the castle?"

When I first played this game and Riku gave Sora the fruit, my first thought was "didn't you guys just share it?" Glad someone else finally pointed it out.

"R-Riku? I-I can't hear you man. ...What do you mean 'Final Mix'?"

6:46 that is LITERALLY what the king TOLD YOU TO DO!!

Uploaded thirteen minutes ago, video is twenty eight minutes long, five people have already disliked it, likeliest cause: Fans of Kingdom Hearts.

13:17. If Sora wished for all that then the game would be over and would become very anticlimactic.

I got a Kingdom Hearts game sin : where the hell did the log Riku tossed to Sora go?

Leon: I went easy on him. Narrator: You tossed fireballs at him. XD

21:29 No joke, that’s actually how they translated it in the German version.

i already love Kingdom Hearts, but i also love how well you emulated CinemaSins. Very accurate, without going over the top.

"you've been thinking a lot lately." kingdom hearts in a nutshell.

0:57 That voice talking to Sora is Mickey , now whenever you read the text you will think of Mickey reading it

So, if Alice is considered a Disney princess, why isn't Jane?

"why would you go to a place you don't remember" to remember it

This Sora's shadow scene had me dying. Good caption!

4:24 I've played this game like 10 times and somehow have never noticed the massive statues of Donald and Goofy beside the throne

Im a KH fan but no body can say that the series makes any kind of rational sense. It is the ultimate example of style over substance. It is very stylish and i like the exciting combat and disney crossovers thoguh.

So, I am the only one who understand the full story?

At 9:37 As a kid playing this game I never knew cloud got squished by Cerberus foot I always thought he got knocked out off screen and How did he survive that?

I literally jumped a little at, "LIES! Deceit! Cinderella's hair is blonde!" XD "VERY delayed reaction there, Riku." "Why on Earth would you wish it was a monster?" "HE'S a CRAB." "SHE'S 16!!!!" "Indeed she can't, Donald, for you see, she has no feet." "Creator reprimands created for creator's own incompetence." "Did he swim through space?!" "But you fought Hercules ALONE" (I love how you seem to get more and more exasperated as this goes on. XD) "Oh shut up Ansem." Well, despite a few more innuendos than I appreciated and that weird version of censoring, that was very entertaining and enjoyable. The above are some of my favorite of your quotes. XD Thanks for that, it was a fun way to spend a bit of my evening!

8:46 Grow small???? Paradox yo

The game shipped yesterday I'm sorry what Ding

thank you so much for making this, I laughed so hard. please endure some more hours of cutscenes to make another from the kingdom hearts series!

"one who knows nothing can understand nothing" whoa dude it's you

7:41 don't you mean "MOUSEketeers"

No option to just abandon Donald and Goofy, add Cloud to the quest, and switch from playing as Sora to playing as Cloud. 10x MULTIPLIER!!!!!!!

13:25 - A sleeping girl floating in the air like it's a bed? Hasn't *.hack//SIGN* done this w/ *Aura*???

"I'm like, an hour into this game, and I understand something" Congratulations, you just explained kh in a nutshell

just cause someone's 16 doesn't mean they're a little girl. A teenager is right in the middle, not a child, but not an Adult. It's called respect, and Ariel's dad didn't respect her because she didn't respect him. It goes both ways, plus the dad was a douche often times to Ariel instead of just calmly explaining to her WHY he doesn't want her interacting with Sora and other humans. So it's really just an unhealthy relationship. So instead of treating her like a little kid, King Triton should've tried to build a better relationship with her instead of treating her like an idiot. It's his own fault.

12:20 LMAOOOO too funny

12:01 this is me anytime he shows up, unless you check the journal a lot you forget about him then he appears and you’re like “oh yeah”

Sin #115: He used Darkness, you even see him slip away thru it right before the Shadow Sora miniboss. Sin #170: Because he still has to get Riku and King Mickey.

LOL! If Sora wished for all of that then there would be little too no plot in this entire game, says the writers of this confusing tale known as KHs.

22:02 sums up my entire feelings for that part of the story

The thing I really hated about Riku’s motivations is he sees sora actively call him his friend while fighting with Donald, showing that sora still does care about Riku. But he still decides to be edgy and hurt that sora doesn’t care about him anymore

22:35 Darth Vader foreshadowing that Disney would buy Star Wars.

24:48 meta knight called he wants his halberd back

6:57 Well yeah,it's been so and pretty obvious for years now

I'm surprised you didn't sin Kairi suddenly being there at the end of the game. Like, there's no explanation of how she got there or anything.

-We could play, Pooh sticks -Eww HILARIOUS