*NEXT UP:* Fly me to the moon, again.

Missed sin: the fact he leaves a Cooper card, something identified with him, when he's trying to pull off this heist without Carmelita knowing he was lying the whole time.

A minor sin missed: In the Japan chapter, Bentley says "this place is locked down tighter than..." And sly replies with "your database, murray's pants", but Murray doesn't wear pants, and I don't think any version had pants

"Why is Dimitri partying? ...with himself?" You're telling me you don't have a disco on your own?

You know, when a relative and myself were playing this game, we were discussing that both El Jefe and Rajan can use electric-based attacks so we just concluded that all tigers in Sly Cooper were descended from the mighty Zeus. Btw, I LOVE these "Everything wrong with" game versions. They are just as good as the originals in my opinion!

10:28 - 10:54 isn't it obvious he is talking to the little voices in his head that tell him to blow stuff up

the biggest sin is that it ended on a cliffhanger and the developers have no intention of resolving it, to which I say bullshit!

Honestly, this game itself needs to have a sequel. So many coopers referred to in history and we've only hit 5. Slytankamen, "One Eye", His Dad...I need to know more!

0:52 "Why would anyone start with the fourth game in the series?" *sweats and glances at my copy of Sly 4 that I got for Christmas and was my first Sly Cooper game*

There are two missing sins I could think of: Missing sin #1: Le Paradox only gets a life sentence? Bullshit, all the other main villains of each Sly game literally DIED at the end! Clockwerk: scrapped by Sly, Arpeggio: eaten by Clock-La, Clock-La: scrapped by Sly, again, and rotted away when the hate chip was destroyed, and Dr. M: crushed by a cave-in that he refused to leave since it had the Coopers' treasure! Missing sin #2: THOSE. FREAKING. LOADING. TIMES!

To anyone who’s wondering; the reason Sanzaru never made Sly 5 is because they ditched it to make Sonic Boom. No, seriously, they did that.

I've gotten over my initial anger of what they did with Penelope but eh, it still kind of bugs me. Also take it from a black dude, The Grizz was stereotypical in a funny way, it could have been much worse.

With how the game ended, Sly 5 would probably go something like this: Sly encounters Slytutkhamen (however you spell it) since he was the first recorded Cooper from the beginning of the Thevius Raccoonus, then he mentions how he's in peril and Sly tries to help him stay alive, only for them to encounter pre-mechanized Clockwerk, and they can only beat him working together, meaning that it's Sly's fault Clockwerk turned himself into a robot to try and kill all future Coopers, essentially creating one of those time loops that fiction writers love. Then Sly comes back to the present only to find everything different, cause this series loves its cliffhangers. In all seriousness, this is one of my favorite game franchises of all time, and even though this game is pretty dumb at times, I'm glad it came out. But I feel as though there will never be a legitimate conclusion without some lose end. Also, I have literally no idea how they would work Penelope into the 5th game if they tried. I could see Bentley and Murray traveling back or meeting their ancient Egyptian equivalents that worked with TutKhamen, but they'd have to stretch it really damn far.

15:35 I'm pretty sure there was a line earlier in the game where one of the villains says something along the lines of the henchmen being from the present, but being dressed up to fit within the time periods they're being transported to as to not draw attention.

The point about Clockwerk was spot-on. When I got to the end was pretty certain Le Paradox was going to turn out to be Clockwerk all along and would eventually turn himself into a mecha-owl and use his knowledge of the future and time travel to fool people into thinking he was originally an owl to cover his tracks. His motivation is even identical to Clockwerk's: butthurt that Sly's family's better and wants them dead so he can be number 1. It would have made his defeat more impactful as he'd be defeating the being who kickstarted his origin story, although it would've created a paradox. Instead we got generic time travel revenge plot no. 256

"Wasn't Sly already a time lord?" Technically, his other technique to slow down time slowed him down just as much as it did the guards.

Actually clockwork is in the game, you can find him in many levels on high up places throughout the game.

When my brother and I first played the Dancing Geisha Murray part we burst out laughing. I'm like "MURRAY WHAT DID SANZARU DO TO YOU?!"

“Fishing? In a world of anthropomorphic animals?” Welcome to animal crossing and technically Big the Cat

That part about Penelope saying that LeParadox was just a “means to an end.” Is it possible that she was actually unaware of LeParadox’s true intentions and was deceived like the others. She probably doesn’t even realized that she was traitor.

8:18 Also, key words being "have to." He didn't HAVE to let Carmelita arrest him, but he did so anyway for Bentley and Murray's sake.

11:26 I almost died laughing with this whole exchange here, I felt the same way first playing the game

14:02 - actually, if Sly hadn't intervened, keep in mind that Toothpick had the cooper van, and with it, the time machine! If Sly hadn't showed up, Toothpick would've actually used the time machine to warp the train into the future!

24:42 You work for a thief, too though, Penelope.

*_21:54_* extra sin: Bently should've realized Penolipe was the Black Kinght sooner since a giant version of her obvious logo (which is the siloet of her face) in the middle of said Black Knight's chest ( and no it's not La Peridox's logo is shown at *_31:37_* )

33:52 but Le paradox got off the blimp with sly's parachute, leaving sly on a crash course through time Since sly was still on the blimp. You'd need to know where in time he is to find him with the time machine.

Should've added 100 sins for changing Penelope into a villain for no reason.

Me: Alright, guys, goodnight, i'm going to be- Chariii5: *uploads a video* Me: Fuck...

Actually the creators of sly 4 decide not to do a sly 5 so they could work on sonic boom. Great choice...

Ok Sam riegel, you have officially won me over they honestly were right to pick you for the voice of Tennessee kid Cooper You do a really remarkable job with this particular role. Not even joking!

Honestly. I like you better than CinemaSins. Because their voice guy has NO emotion at all in his voice and it's gotten boring. But I like your voice better

I literally jumped at 6:52 'cuz I was literally thinking "Uhhhhhh, isn't this a kid's game?"

Murray is forced to play a rhythm game similar to dance dance revolution *ding* Murray is forced to play a game of Simon just to keep up with the grizz *ding* Carmelita is forced to play a rhythm game similar to dance dance revolution *ding* Tennessee cooper doesn't say it's high noon during the use of his crackshot *ding* back to back travel to the past samurai cooper *ding* none of the guards in the shooting competition questions Carmelita's shock pistol as the shock pistol is very modern compared to the location and the fact that it shoots electricity should at lest raise several eyebrows *ding* What about the treasures in the cooper vault if the history was being erased from the thevious racoonus wouldn't that mean the treasure in the vault has disappeared as well and when they get the ancestors canes back imagine what treasures would be added to the vault now that some of them learned about modern technology *ding*

I'm not surprised you had to search up so much history considering this is a game about time travel.

I love the art style of Sly Cooper it has these noticeable lines around everything that make it look like a comic book

10:20 I'm pretty sure at the credits of the game, they establish that Tennessee was more of a vigilante than a criminal, I guess he did things the John Marston way from then on

When Sir galleth appeared i couldn't stop myself from saying things "Hi, Yosuke" and "C'mon galleth summon your Persona"

1:23 She also wasn't taller than Bentley. Then again, it probably HAS been a few years in-universe since Honor Among Thieves. 2:33 Cooper Family Luck, perhaps? 3:15 He WAS supposed to have amnesia, remember? 3:29 Now THIS, this is what I imagine Carmelita sounding like. Congrats, Sanzaru, you actually got her voice right. Also, it's Grey Delisle-Griffin. 3:41 Because why the hell not? 3:59 In real-life it was Hanaya Yohei. The Sly Cooper timeline obviously doesn't completely follow real-life history. Also, a game made you learn something. 4:23 To be fair, there probably are non-sentient pigs in the Sly Cooper universe. 4:57 Fish are probably non-sentient in the Sly Cooper universe, given that we never see any sentient ones. 5:19 It is implied that El Jefe knew about the Cooper Gang's plan from the beginning, so he probably DOES know she's on vacation, but is acting like he doesn't know to trick the Cooper Gang. 6:30 He knows about the Cooper Gang's plan, so he's probably doing it on purpose. 6:42 He knows that's Murray in disguise, he's just acting like he doesn't to trick the Cooper Gang. 6:51 The fact that he KNOWS that's Murray makes it worse. 7:11 Pretty sure that's been the rules since Thievius Raccoonus, remember the roosters? 7:19 It's Spanish for "the boss". Also, Sly could know this, given how much time he has spent with Carmelita, so... 7:36 "Dragging out cutscene for dramatic effect" cliché. 7:47 "Minions are dumb as bricks" cliché. 8:12 I think that's what he meant. Also, before you ask, no, his capture in India doesn't count, because the Contessa was with the Klaww Gang the whole time. 8:43 Witnesses. 9:04 Unless maybe you're a public nuisance in doing so. Also, again, a game made you learn something. 9:22 He's Eastern European, so it's probably Russian or Ukrainian. 9:59 Not sure if he's serious or if he's just kidding. 10:18 If this was 1934, it probably WOULD be considered honorable to steal from banks. Also, during his epilogue, it is stated that he began stealing from corrupt lawmen. 10:47 The voices in his head, maybe? 10:59 A typo in a video game? How original. 11:12 Pretty much. Drinking alcohol would have given it a "T" rating, at best. 11:50 A few years ago, and that would have given it a "T". 12:09 I imagine that she has excellent aim in-universe, but Sly is just THAT good at dodging. Or maybe she's sort of missing on purpose. 12:46 She probably doesn't know that, and besides, she's only flirting with Tennessee to make Sly jealous. 13:33 It IS 1884, and he certainly has the face of a douchebag, so... 13:58 This WAS most likely an homage to Back to the Future, Part III. 14:01 Given that they didn't know the bridge was broken, that's probably irrelevant. 14:16 Nope. 14:23 Why don't you? 14:38 And yet, so funny. 15:15 Sabretooths were probably non-sentient in the Sly Cooper universe. 15:32 Maybe the Grizz and Le Paradox taught them English? 15:41 For all we know, he IS reading the subtitles. I mean, he does look down a few times during the conversation. 15:54 Worth noting, technically Murray invented the 80's montage, nearly 12,000 years BEFORE the 80's. 16:18 I'm gonna assume that in-universe, only Bentley's head is on screen. 16:59 He's calling Le Paradox, so maybe the radio transceiver is on the blimp. 17:33 And the time he stole the expensive Bavarian chocolate bar just to mess with Carmelita. 19:10 Why not? 19:22 I'm pretty sure that's the joke. 19:41 The other robot's the same kind of metal, so... 19:53 That's probably just generic chit-chat that Penelope programmed the robots to say. 20:09 Well, he had to restore his family legacy, so... 20:35 Again, the robots probably haven't been around for a year, they're just programmed to say stuff like that. 21:34 In Sly's defense, she pretty much only teamed up with him before because it was convenient for her, not because she wanted to. 21:49 Maybe it was recharging? 22:04 Maybe they hoped to gather more intelligence on the Black Knight while she was on her way. 22:36 As far as Bentley knows, the Black Knight kidnapped her. Or maybe he just didn't WANT to consider that they were one and the same. 22:45 That doesn't mean she still believes in it. 23:03 This is probably the best argument against all those who swear that Penelope COULDN'T turn evil. 24:27 Maybe she did, in which case, that's a clever reference. ...Nah. 24:34 Maybe... 24:59 No, she did all this to "unlock his true potential". 25:38 The police only have to prove that it's stolen and that Le Paradox bought it knowing that it was stolen, so... 25:48 That's Cooper Family Luck for ya. 26:17 Too much potential for a time paradox, since Sly's cane originally was his father's cane, so if Le Paradox stole it... 26:36 Entirely possible. Some have theorized that he went back to thieving because he was getting frustrated with all the procedures and the bureaucracy, so his increased snarky-ness could have been an extension of that. 26:51 The joke is that she was THAT bad. 27:25 If they don't know what they're getting themselves into, it would make sense for them to play it safe. For all they know, his place is booby-trapped and opening the door will set off whatever dangerous traps he has. 27:53 Rule of Funny. Look it up. 28:39 Again, Sly Cooper history does not always equal real-life history. Also, yet again, a game made you learn something. 28:55 That's the joke. 29:28 Maybe Miss Decibel's music was actually MUCH louder in-universe? 30:35 Believe it or not, Murray was originally planned to be bisexual during development of Thievius Raccoonus. 30:57 That earlier cutscene showed a younger Salim, so it's possible he had the hook gold-plated at some point. Also, you seriously didn't notice that until now? 31:13 Sly Cooper-universe anatomy does not always equal real-world anatomy. 31:41 As long as they intend to return the ancestors, it's probably fine. 31:48 Le Paradox, maybe? On a related note, when, where, and for what purpose DID he get Carmelita's normal outfit? 32:16 Because he wasn't done with the crap he had to do in the present-day. 33:02 On the point of "why not go after Bob", it's been speculated that Le Paradox found Bob by accident. As far as anyone knew until then, Slytunkhamen I was the first Cooper. So, why not just go after Slytunkhamen I as a baby? 33:31 They probably weren't that big in-universe.33:35 See previous counter-argument. 33:49 He probably meant more like "when" Sly was. 34:19 He also remained trapped in 1884, just so you know. 34:39 She's probably good at composing and teaching music, but not at performing it. 35:07 Well, we had to wait EIGHT years for Thieves in Time to come out, so...

26:15 Ya know, I never even thought of that. Sly's father was the reason Le Paradox's father was caught in the first place, and Le Paradox didn't even bother targeting him for personal reasons?

It's been 9 years and we still don't have the movie where's sly 5 damn it.

Several things, The ancestors canes look nothing like how they did in the original Sly Cooper games and every ancestor plays like a Sly clone and when we were promised during interviews that they weren't Sly clones Every ancestor are all stereotypes from their culture and they hardly show any real personality at all. Also Salim Al Kupar was reduced from a guy who had the stealth of 40 thieves, to a Raccoon in a group called 40 Thieves. And literally every one of them is a rat. Penelope's disappearance could have been easily portrayed as she never joined the gang because of all these time paradoxes and the whole journey could have been to help Sly from not disappearing or something. Also Sly Coopers art design was pretty much like a cartoon comic when it came to cutscenes in the original trilogy but now they look pure cartoony Unless they have a REALLY good reason for it, a video game company shouldn't change proper cannon like former team members becoming villain or changing Salims origin when Sanzaru games didn't create Sly Cooper at all. These locations in time or more like dimensions because they don't have any effect by time at all. Sly is the only person who has repeated postures during Binocucom call while others don't. Bob knows the Dive move before it was even invented and written down in the Thievious Racoonus.

I clicked on this so fast because of EWW and Sly Cooper. Golden!!

We really need the next game made soon they left us on a cliffhanger

I really hope Sly 5 becomes a thing.

34:18 So, we're just going to ignore the fact that Toothpick was going to get killed by the train, with his henchmen trying to warn him, even though he's already deaf to even hear them, or even train coming? ...Ok. Alright, I know this series isn't any bit of sunshine and rainbows, but how much darker could this game get?!

tecnicaly clockwork is in the game, in the background, alwais watching... thats actualy kind a cool and creepy, you don't NEED a boss fight... but hes father?, yea i want to see him, maybe even save hes ass

8:15 actually Sly did go to jail, he add Murray were captured in Sly 2 by Neyla and the Contessa and thrown into her maximum security prison.

30:00 and yet, you don't sinned the lapdance XD

RIP for the Sly Cooper that have never got off the ground 😔. Sly Cooper the Movie Sly 5

I had the headcannon that slys being a master thief is why Carmalitas got a hard time hitting him: it’s not that she sucks, it’s that he’s so good he’s able to avoid them LIKE she sucks.

3:37 dude... Dimitri doesn't NEED anyone to party... He's GREASY SWEET

3:00 I'm not either Charriii.

15: Because Dimitri only needs himself to have a good time, and that is NOT a sexual euphemism 145: hopefully Sucker Punch will pick it up after Ghosts of Tsushima

The three biggest sins in the whole game weren't even mentioned here. 1. This game ruined Sly's suave, lady's man personality. In every game up until now, he's been so smooth and charming in front of Carmelita, but in this game he's just SUCH a wimp around her, it's like he has a completely different set of character traits. Needless to say, it took away a LOT of the charm of Sly's character, it almost felt like whoever made this script didn't even have a good idea of what kind of personality Sly has... not to mention all the witty dialogue from the past games has been replaced with facepalm worthy lines, but that's another thing entirely. 2. This game ruined Penelope's character entirely. I could go on a full rant about this for hours, but suffice to say Sly 3 Penelope and Sly 4 Penelope are like... two COMPLETELY different characters. I think Sanzaru just wanted an excuse to get rid of her as a main character... the person she showed herself to be in Sly 3 was completely ignored so she could be written off as a minor villain and ultimately out of the game... there's SO MUCH wrong here and that's just the surface, it's infuriating. 3. The final boss battle is a quicktime event. THE. FINAL. BOSS. BATTLE. IN. A. FREAKING. SLY. COOPER. GAME. IS. A. QUICKTIME. EVENT. That's beyond inexcusable. There is NO gaming franchise from my childhood like Sly Cooper, it was the video game icon of my youth, a series I played more then any other as a kid EASILY, but this game just... sigh... I hope Sanzaru never touches Sly again EVER.

21:45 "What is it, a toaster?" I completely lost it XD

When Penelope said "It's time to pay the fiddler", she was referring to herself, since she played the gang like, you know, a fiddle. So this doesn't count as a sin.

7:21 *THATS NOT PROPER SPANISH GRAMMAR! THATS NOT PROPER SPANISH GRAMMAR!*

The subtitles for The Grizz are hard to read. Dark purple on a BLACK background?!

One missed sin: THE BOB TRAINING MISSION IS A PAIN TO COMPLETE. Especially the 15 second egg.

Actually clockwork is actually in the game not only on the cut scene, you see him in someplaces if you remember the first game that the pages of the book and you remember the times in sly you may see him

I think you meant Sly 1 when you were calling out Bentley's supposed disbelief in superstition since in Sly 1, Bentley made a deal with a ghost.

These are really great. Not only did you perfectly capture CinemaSins' style of humor perfectly, you've even managed to come up with your own running gags or spins on CS's running gags (I'm really glad you have the "furry lapdance" joke since CS has abandoned theirs). You deserve WAY more views and subs than you currently have.

34:40 Uuhhh... those who can't, teach?

One of your best, man. And I'm with you, hopefully we will get Sly 5 soon.

You are now legally bound to henceforth make "Everything Wrong With" videos on any new official Sly Cooper content forever.

The one I was waiting for the most.

30:34 I'm not surprised Murray was intent on cross-dressing. The original team at Sucker Punch had intended for Murray to be homosexual until deciding against it as while funny, it didn't really lend itself to the story they were weaving nor that much comedy potential to make it worth pursuing. Sanzaru apparently thought differently and brought back that aspect on a low-key to be played up for humor... which, as we see, is falling flat.

26:16 - and don't forget that we can also see him perched in various places in each chapter, plotting his next move.

fun fact Murray was gonna be flamboyant and gay but it was cut from the first game

10:40 Great but who are you tell this to? Me: The voice in his head of course.

Two things the world of gaming needs 1: Sly 5 2: Kid Icarus: The Second Uprising

21:52 "What Is it a toaster?" Well it does breath fire so....

I think the coolest part about this game is that you can see Clockwerk watching you in the background.

Thanks for doing the whole series! I love the Sly games and these videos were hilarious.

Its so weird how penelope had a crush on Sly in the third game, but acted like that never happened in this game.

El Jefe means "Boss" right?

I'm still mad by the fact of Penelope being the villain! It just doesn't make any sense! In Sly 3 she was a great teammate, admired Sly and loved Bentley for saving her!

Does anyone else think of Boog from Open Season when they hear The Grizz talk?

Bonus sin: just before the cutscene ends 4:08 Sly , after explaining the situation , says it was all a big fish to swallow as a bad joke in reference to sushi made from fish. That is just dark , horrible and deserves 5 more sins. Sin counter 22

I was so mad when i finished this game that I could come up with at least 100 more sins.

Another minor sin missed. Sly's hat falls off in his fight with Decibel. It happens like a few seconds before 31:02 in the cutscene. When we see it next, it's on top of the blimp right next to Sly. The character models aren't near the top yet so that hat should be lost to time. Pun intended.

3:43 whys Dimitri partying with himself? Cause he's Dimitri, and he's so much of a beast.

8:12 To be fair, he said let the law capture him. He was ambushed in Sly 2.

1:35 how did Charri5 not catch this! The Theivius Racoonus had a keyhole on its side that bounded it shut. But NOOOOO somehow Bentley is just able to INSTANTLY open the book WITHOUT ANY KIND OF FUCKIN’ KEY. Come on, Charri!

by the way, i'm sinning your video because you missed Carmelita's lapdance YES, I'M A FURRY!!, AND I'M OK WITH IT!, AND I'M NOT OK WITH IT!!!

1:47 Everything Wrong With Sonic & The Secret Rings Reference Nice Charriii5 😆😉

3:29 its a tradition now, expect the next game to have another voice for carmelita xD.

I loved this game, personally a fan of the art style, thanks fir the new video!

This video could’ve been an hour long. Sly 4 was a train wreck

BTW, Sly has upgrade for his cane from the second game which allows him to climb on ice walls. And this little detail makes Bob ABSOLUTLY USELESS! 24:11 And yeah, Murray now can swim. But at the same time, he can't. The magic of the swimsuit, i guess?

Here I am watching these around the 20th anniversary of Sly cooper and that 4 years has turned into 10 and still no Sly 5...

I can honestly say you never disappoint me Charriii. Your work is amazing, and I can't get enough of your comedic ways; keep up the great work man.

You missed the big one in this video, "Of Mice and Men" doesn't take place in the medieval period, it takes place in America during the Great Depression

Now we can stop bothering you, Charriii.

33:15 Yeah like all the others: Neyla, Arpeggio, Lefwette, and Dr. M. Your the pattern breaker Cyril. (Missing sin)

"its been 4 years, where's sly 5 damn it" Video uploaded: *6 years ago* Me: so 10 years then.....damn

7:48 The answer: IT'S IN THE SCRIPT!!!!

1:56 The reason I didn't like the Hot Pepper challenge was because you were in pain. I don't like pain all to much. :< You sounded so miserable and in so much pain.

Unless Sly's Japanese ancestor is of mixed ethnicity, why does he have a non-Japanese surname?

You say we never see Clockwerk directly but there are six occasions where you CAN see him directly