Expect A Call From HR

Expect A Call From HR | Seinfeld

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"I’ve worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time."
00:00 Kramer enters the job market (S8E03, The Bizarro Jerry)
01:34 Intro
01:40 George sleeps with his secretary (S6E09, The Secretary)
03:00 Elaine eats Peterman's latest investment (S9E18, The Frogger)
07:37 Kramer's equestrian knowledge is not up to scratch (S7E11, The Rye)
10:33 George embezzles Kruger Industrial Smoothing (S9E10, The Strike)
13:37 Kramer commandeers a fire engine (S7E07, The Secret Code)
16:00 George sleeps with the cleaning lady (S3E12, The Red Dot)
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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@steverogers7601 10 ай бұрын

1:14 I love how on Kramer’s first day at Brand Lealand he’s already doing power point presentations and being the life of the party at their happy hour.

@jeremysimpson3865 10 ай бұрын

And cleaning his shoes in the water fountain. 😂

@redacted2275 10 ай бұрын

Just like when he got Raquel Welch's Tony Award by mistake and instantly started mingling with the whole movie production lol

@TheRacialstereotype 10 ай бұрын

I love that his analysis is "there's white here *pointing to the white bar* but no green *pointing to rest of presentation". Probably one of the better office presentations I've seen.

@Azzark748 10 ай бұрын

@MaydupNem 10 ай бұрын

Kramer has that infinite charisma mod

@TransfatylvaniaFilms 10 ай бұрын

“Was that wrong?” Costanza gives me a reason to live.

@soulassassin0g 10 ай бұрын

Don't you mean "Can't-Stand-Yah"?

@thehemiolds455 10 ай бұрын

Its not wrong unless you believe in it.😂

@Janohiomom22 10 ай бұрын

😂

@DennisHabecker-bf8zw 10 ай бұрын

Who's said that ? She did...lol

@crazyjoedavola5430 9 ай бұрын

Should I not have done that....

@elgiacomo 7 ай бұрын

I love the way Kramer starts rocking back and forth after eating the cracker

@kcbh24 2 ай бұрын

Me, too. It sticks out in my memory and brings me a chuckle from time to time.

@jeremysimpson3865 10 ай бұрын

"How long have I been asleep? What, what year is it?" Is probably my favorite line of the whole show.

@rattus3102 10 ай бұрын

Lol. 😅😅

@hockeypnc3 10 ай бұрын

Wow there’s plenty better lines

@fromthehaven94 10 ай бұрын

@@hockeypnc3When there's good writing, there's lots of great lines.

@theseproblemsmatter1 9 ай бұрын

The delivery on that was gold lmaoo

@johnconnor7131 6 ай бұрын

A simple line for a simple man

@GP-tt2te 10 ай бұрын

Still watch reruns almost everyday. I don't think I'll ever get tired of watching this show, especially the middle seasons. Best show ever.

@bradleythebuilder8743 10 ай бұрын

3-7 are so good

@peterbilt4204 10 ай бұрын

The sad thing about watching seinfield that it reminds of the good days

@JohnSmith-pg9ns 9 ай бұрын

Same. Love this show

@willywagtail4182 9 ай бұрын

Its my go too when Im a bit flat...works everytime just watching "Kramer" for 1 minute 😅💓

@user-sx5uz1zz9y Ай бұрын

Same! On in my house everyday

@pfeiffdog0811 10 ай бұрын

When my boss asks me what I am doing I am going to say TCB 😂

@PowerShellWizard 10 ай бұрын

I love how Kramer raids Seinfeld's apartment for breakfast so casually

@mr.brenman2132 10 ай бұрын

It's awesome 😆

@willywagtail4182 10 ай бұрын

❤

@slabbinonspokezz2375 10 ай бұрын

I think most sitcoms show or have that one character that's a friend portraying we all know someone in real life that just bust in yo spot and help themselves to whatever. Nowadays mfs cuss you out for calling unannounced let alone showing up 😂😂😂😂

@sunkid02 10 ай бұрын

@@slabbinonspokezz2375always wanted a friendship like this

@pforgottonsoul 7 ай бұрын

it's basically his second home.

@peterdarker1 6 ай бұрын

"Can we still EAT it?" --Becky with the "slow metabolism"

@g.w.7893 9 ай бұрын

Kramers "giddy up" always makes me smile.

@smoothlyrough512 10 ай бұрын

Like how Mr Peterman doesn't even question why Elaine is standing in his office, TWICE

@michaelraney6732 10 ай бұрын

When I walk into a room and a beautiful woman is standing there I don’t question it either.

@rafaelmoura2103 10 ай бұрын

she throws the box of the cake right there in the trash can like he wouldnt see it, its totally absurd

@jeanmont 9 ай бұрын

Also how he's always psyched to find her there

@hmmmmmmminteresting 9 ай бұрын

@@rafaelmoura2103 the show is absurd but funny that's the charm

@sneakerfreak2002 6 ай бұрын

@@michaelraney6732simp

@richardpierce4908 10 ай бұрын

"You fed the horse beef-a-reeno??? Well, I overbought!!" 😂😂

@jobrien385 2 ай бұрын

One of my favorite episodes.

@ryancampbell5039 10 ай бұрын

Peterman was the funniest boss on the show. So bizzare and ridiculous

@fireWireX4 10 ай бұрын

Does anyone know what accent he has? Just the way he spoke was amazing and very intriguing 😅

@Paperbag-om6mh 10 ай бұрын

steinbrener is a close runnerup

@karanjain5663 10 ай бұрын

True but I found Kruger to be hilarious also.

@JerseyWolf 10 ай бұрын

@@fireWireX4 Transatlantic I believe. Similar to Fraiser

@packisbetter90 10 ай бұрын

All the bosses were great. But yah Peterman and steinbrenner were the best

@HenrysHowTos 10 ай бұрын

It’s safe to say no other sitcom will ever compare to Seinfeld, past or present

@cooltrades7469 10 ай бұрын

No chance .

@parisgreen13 10 ай бұрын

The office is great

@xavierpoes4985 10 ай бұрын

Not safe.

@maromisagi6967 10 ай бұрын

it's always sunny in philadelphia. it's pretty great

@d.bastardo490 10 ай бұрын

@@parisgreen13p0pp0ppp0pppp

@tbrown15 10 ай бұрын

‘Was that wrong?’ ‘Should I not have done that?’….😂😂😂

@NadiaEldemerdash 10 ай бұрын

Appraiser of vintage pastry sounds like a great job tbh

@josemaria8177 10 ай бұрын

Pro George tip: you can't be bothered by HR if you're unemployed

@resetsetmefree478 10 ай бұрын

And come to think of it ....that's the best thing about being unemployed 😆

@KingDowmusic 10 ай бұрын

What I love about these clips is that it’s like I’m watching the show all over again.

@ToddyTornado 10 ай бұрын

It is on Netflix

@KingDowmusic 10 ай бұрын

@@ToddyTornado Thanks captain obvious

@ToddyTornado 10 ай бұрын

Why don't you just watch the actual show again? Your comment didn't make sense

@KingDowmusic 10 ай бұрын

@@ToddyTornado I’ve seen the show. The point of my comment was saying the clips give me nostalgia.

@KingDowmusic 10 ай бұрын

@@ToddyTornado you stating its on Netflix isn’t pointing out new information.

@kicknotes 10 ай бұрын

"the world's foremost appraiser of vintage pastry" is probably one of my favorite lines in the entire series. (right up there with "a perfectly sane food to eat!" when Kramer eats that "vintage" hotdog to assure Lloyd Braun that he wasn't crazy).

@kextrz 10 ай бұрын

Did he say "2.19"? I would gladly pay more, way more, to have any chance about any interaction with her.

@kicknotes 10 ай бұрын

@@kextrz Are you all right, Peterman? You look ill.

@calisongbird 10 ай бұрын

*assure

@kicknotes 10 ай бұрын

@@calisongbird Fixed, thanks!

@harryparsons2750 9 ай бұрын

Interesting texture it’s chewy ohh blaaahht

@modernretroradio993 10 ай бұрын

"Good thing the cleaning lady was there." One of the best lines ever!

@dmcs5150 10 ай бұрын

Ya know, the guy has one leg and he still calls himself Leapin' Larry.

@EllinoItalos 9 ай бұрын

Kruger...just goes home because his office door is locked LOL.

@lozu8947 6 ай бұрын

‘Well, I’m going home’

@sahamal_savu 2 ай бұрын

"I'm not too worried about it."

@TheBehm08 2 ай бұрын

What a boss

@EllinoItalos 2 ай бұрын

@@TheBehm08 believe it or not my boss is kinda like that. Lol.

@jeremytung1632 Ай бұрын

Well what was he supposed to do, go ALL the way down to the janitors office and come ALL the way back with the master keys?

@orbison 9 ай бұрын

18:00 Jason Alexander's favorite George moment. He said this scene told him so much about who George was.

@raymondliang7 10 ай бұрын

I love TCB at work.. taking care of business

@PP-gy8gg 10 ай бұрын

You haven't done an honest days work in your life.... Join the club

@gobucs3146 10 ай бұрын

Best written and acted show in tv history. Hands down.

@xavierpoes4985 10 ай бұрын

No.

@gobucs3146 10 ай бұрын

@@xavierpoes4985 yes.

@Jackman8594 10 ай бұрын

You bet ya buddy!!

@willywagtail4182 10 ай бұрын

Yes!! love you❤

@willywagtail4182 10 ай бұрын

The person who said no.. i bet is an anti-dentite!!

@sarahjulianne2954 10 ай бұрын

The way they rip their glasses off lmaoooooooo

@Kenzo_43 10 ай бұрын

I love how 8am is ubsurdly early to be awake😂

@Johnbobon 10 ай бұрын

Jerry staggers from the bedroom like he'd been awakened in the dead of night. 😄

@CreachterZ 10 ай бұрын

Remember, Jerry works at night in comedy clubs. Makes sense.

@robertbloom4424 10 күн бұрын

I'm not a pro standup, but I work in the Arts and if you find me awake at 8am, I'm either having a terrible day or an amazing night.

@LouisEmery 10 ай бұрын

"How long have I been sleeping? What year is this?" I use that often since I saw that in the 90s.

@bb8942 4 ай бұрын

Ahh damn ive locked myself out of my office again.... well im going home 😂

@johnbsouth1 10 ай бұрын

“And you wanna be my latex salesman?’”

@LordThree 10 ай бұрын

Kramers a suit fits surprisingly well Sniffing pens is clearly something Larry must do

@abeartheycallFozzy 10 ай бұрын

I think it was Jason Alexander to sniffed a pen, and put the pen everywhere else in that one episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

@lonewarrior1549 10 ай бұрын

The hansom cab ride is always a hilarious one 🐎💩

@beani24329 10 ай бұрын

You fed the 🐎 Beeferino?!!

@jackgrimaldi8685 10 ай бұрын

@@beani24329 Well I over bought!

@rshiva08 10 ай бұрын

It's hansom, not handsome.

@lonewarrior1549 10 ай бұрын

@@rshiva08 ok 👍

@eduardo_corrochio 10 ай бұрын

And it's got *three* cast members from Twin Peaks appearing in it!

@OarsmanPower 7 ай бұрын

Love how Elaine just drops the Entenmann’s pastry box in Mr. Peterson’s office trash can.

@hoddtoward 10 ай бұрын

"I don't work in the rain"

@woozertoo 10 ай бұрын

“Neither rain, nor…” IT’S THE FIRST ONE!!

@fromthehaven94 10 ай бұрын

I was never that big on creeds.

@musicauthority674 6 ай бұрын

Michael Richards (Kramer) feeding Rusty the horse beefareno. and the horse farting has got to be the most hilarious thing I've ever seen.

@brianfakerson3241 6 ай бұрын

"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?" - classic George. I recommend using that one in your own life.

@Justin-hz8bh Ай бұрын

Tried it. State Trooper was not amused.

@jeanmont 9 ай бұрын

"oh yeah, Sotheby's, yeah the make good cake"

@chriselsom-whyimpssed-off8148 10 ай бұрын

What a classic collection of scenes.

@robertjensen1048 10 ай бұрын

“Was that wrong?” 🤣

@speakinfaxonly21 10 ай бұрын

Desoto's down, but Cosmo's got the Caboose 😂

@hanoc101 10 ай бұрын

I wish there had been more Krueger episodes.

@sarahairey9294 8 ай бұрын

K EUGER...K EUGER... Sounds like one of those old fashioned horns.

@itzhakbentov6572 10 ай бұрын

A “vintage pastry appraiser “

@Sammysgrl22 9 ай бұрын

The Beefarino eating horse and 'The Human Fund' are both so great. I love Susan's parents so much!

@zerosopviolations 10 ай бұрын

The human fund -money for people

@beani24329 10 ай бұрын

I’m so keeno on Beeferino, what a delicious Cuisineo, fit for a king and queen-o!

@rjathar 9 ай бұрын

Kramer decides to work for no compensation while George gets compensated for no work... The situations, the characters... So absurd and hilarious

@12Blueace 8 ай бұрын

What’s more funny is when he gets fired from the job he doesn’t have, he insist on working nights and weekend while George dreads having to do that when he gets pulled into helping with the foundation.

@rjathar 8 ай бұрын

@@12Blueace 😆

@75aces97 7 ай бұрын

Then it all balances out 😁

@rjathar 7 ай бұрын

@@75aces97 right, within a family... But if you're one of those who works their butts off for pennies and know someone who's in the opposite end of the spectrum... :)

@GameTime-yj6qv 8 ай бұрын

What an incredible and hilarious physical actor was Michael Richards

@ryancampbell5039 10 ай бұрын

"George, we got a problem... "

@michaelhayes4537 10 ай бұрын

Jerry: "And I'm left sitting here like this plate of cold chicken. Which, by the way, was for two." Kramer: "You cooked?" Jerry: " I ordered in. It's still effort."

@HankAaronJoseph19 10 ай бұрын

Like you care

@jediknightjairinaiki560 10 ай бұрын

George is left handed. That explains sooooo much.

@woozertoo 10 ай бұрын

So is Jerry.

@harryparsons2750 9 ай бұрын

So is Jerry

@user-wi3tc1ek8f 10 ай бұрын

Costanza is like a soothing ice pack for the brain.

@beani24329 10 ай бұрын

Jerry: What are you doing down there? Kramer: TCB. Taking care of business.

@greatcoldemptiness 10 ай бұрын

Yeah we all watched the video

@jimreily7538 7 ай бұрын

Could you keep it down to a dull roar ? Some us have to work in the morning.

@kurt6410 10 ай бұрын

Do You Have Any Idea What Happens To A Butter-Based Frosting After Sitting 60 Years In A Poorly Ventilated English Basement?

@woozertoo 10 ай бұрын

ddddddddis--missed.

@shreddednerves 7 ай бұрын

I'm sure what your about to experience is payback enough...

@processingdepartment3345 4 ай бұрын

RUSTY! RUSTAY!!!

@ikelove6784 10 ай бұрын

I would kill to have a boss like Kruger

@andrasszabo1570 8 ай бұрын

I've had one once. The company didn't survive for too long...

@tristramcoffin926 10 ай бұрын

Jerry: What do you got in there? Kramer: Crackers Ha!

@ropersix 10 ай бұрын

One of the oldest baker's grifts in the book: the Entenmanns's Shim Sham.

@reneesantiago6496 10 ай бұрын

The piece of the Wallace Simpson wedding cake should be worth a FORTUNE due to the fact the prince left the throne for her!!

@q7jdwomfvkbj74 10 ай бұрын

"YOU FED THE HORSE BEEFAREEENO!?!"

@okrajoe 5 ай бұрын

Kosmo has got the caboose!

@snowwhiteowl7141 8 ай бұрын

Every detail about this show is quality from the writers to the acting. The two character's who deliver the most thorough acting ( emotional, physical) are Elaine and George. In regards to eccentric and zaniness is Kramer. See Jerry is funny and unique hes like the common denominator that interconnects everyone like a woven quilt of humour ❤❤❤ Seinfeld great job 😊

@ishwari76 10 ай бұрын

Festivus for the rest of us

@BobbyMoore2-mp8wb 8 ай бұрын

The Rye was very funny 😄

@lipranditoys 10 ай бұрын

How long have I been asleep?

@jbookbass 10 ай бұрын

DeSoto's down....but Cosmo's got the caboose!

@sophiawyatt3049 10 ай бұрын

Mann I used to love watching Seinfeld😂😂 They are hilarious 😅😂😂😂😂

@sahamal_savu 2 ай бұрын

Used to?? I never stopped 😂

@johngonzalez4298 10 ай бұрын

Awesome show 👍🏻

@jackrodakthemovieguy1726 10 ай бұрын

13:36 Kramer the Ghostbuster

@divineray7822 10 ай бұрын

Who's gonna do the dishes at Jerry's after Kramer had breakfast

@ToddyTornado 10 ай бұрын

Jerry

@partsparis 10 ай бұрын

Or his prostitue maid

@jimkammerer5240 10 ай бұрын

GOOD SHOW SADLY MISSED NOW

@skybearer 6 ай бұрын

that "WOW" at 14:19 was such a Kramer thing to do, you knew he was going down that pole after that lololol

@KHoltzie 10 ай бұрын

‘Well, this is Central Park, it designed an 1812 by Joe Pepitone, so the northern armies could practice fighting, on grass…’ 🤣🤣🤣

@gj.c9060 6 ай бұрын

Unbelievable creativity by Kramer

@KHoltzie 6 ай бұрын

@@gj.c9060 Highly relatable because we’ve all had to sell a line or two of bulls-t at one point or another haha 😅😅😅

@mrterp04 10 ай бұрын

Love seeing all these compilations

@elorko28 10 ай бұрын

😅😅😅 the horse grunt in the beginning and Kramers facial expression

@reneesantiago6496 10 ай бұрын

“Rusty!” was my ex boyfriends favorite line😂😂😂😂

@RealBallsofSteel 10 ай бұрын

And look at him now.

@lrseixas 9 ай бұрын

I love how Kramer wears the mits to pick up the pan by the handle 😂😂

@abdikarimismail442 10 ай бұрын

What A memory we just left amezing george is mscnifesein 🎉❤😂😂 great show for all time

@Mr._Sandman 10 ай бұрын

13:37 _dat Ghostbusters building_ Leet.

@peterbilt4204 10 ай бұрын

Without Kramer there was no Seinfield

@San_Vito Ай бұрын

Well, in the first episode he's Kessler. So there kinda was.

@jimkammerer5240 10 ай бұрын

GOOD SHOW SADLY MISSED 😥.

@gerggerggy7757 10 ай бұрын

TCB…..yup, thats what I do every day. Thanks Kramer for the inspiration.

@eaglerare22 8 ай бұрын

"The Human Fund" ! I think I'll give philanthropy a shot also! LOL.

@jonny-b4954 10 ай бұрын

1:10 Kramer definitely wouldn't get the concept of letting people depart the train first so it opens up for new passengers hahah.

@footofjuniper8212 4 ай бұрын

4:36 "Poor old Paul has a polyp in the duodenum." I had to listen to that again; I thought at first I was having a stroke.

@sahamal_savu 2 ай бұрын

There were some fantastic lines in Seinfeld. Kramer: "Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher."

@lonelyheroine 5 ай бұрын

"Elaine, can you keep a secret?" "No, Mr. Peterman, I can't". (with mouthful of ill-gotten cake).

@moldren5263 9 ай бұрын

that laugh when George gets the sweater thrown in his face. HA HA HAAA

@SovereignStatesman 10 ай бұрын

Ironically, feeding the horse BEANS would have been better.

@PsychoholicSlag 4 ай бұрын

My friends and I have been blurting out "what year is it?!" ever since we saw this episode.

@lemonhead162 11 күн бұрын

I love the way Mr. Peterman talks, like a 1930s movie.

@pinkdiamonds9137 9 ай бұрын

My husband and I got into an argument last night, after he said Friends was much funnier than Seinfeld. Considering divorce 😂

@Chris-us6pk 9 ай бұрын

That's bad enough to consider lesbianism ... Not that there's anything wrong with that ...

@pinkdiamonds9137 9 ай бұрын

@@Chris-us6pk 🤣🤣🤣

@lynnweed6868 9 ай бұрын

Both are very good. Truthful portrayals of nyc-- different writers -- portray different city professions of nyc -- and daily "strum and dram". Very well portrayed

@robertdevoy3119 8 ай бұрын

You must uphold the tradition of a woman by initiating a divorce.

@drunkensailor112 7 ай бұрын

@@lynnweed6868no. Friends is not good at all.

@travisdonaldstanley6420 10 ай бұрын

It's great how George started to get some confidence with is lie. Festivies balied him out.

@SlapthePissouttayew 9 ай бұрын

"One never knows how the gastrointestinal workings of the equine are going to function!" 😂💨

@romulus_ 10 ай бұрын

poor old walt has a polyp in the duodenum!

@t99155 6 ай бұрын

0:18 Kramer almost lost it 😂

@stevendalloesingh 10 ай бұрын

I dont like drama, this show has fun-drama! 😂❤

@ForexRevolution 10 ай бұрын

always wondered how much time does a pole saves for a fire fighters VS normal stairs....

@UNLebanon 10 ай бұрын

Only one way to find out. Time for a home renovation!

@ForexRevolution 10 ай бұрын

@@UNLebanon 🤣

@UNLebanon 10 ай бұрын

@@ForexRevolution You know Kramer would be all about swapping stairs for a pole...much to Jerry's dismay.

@deirdre108 10 ай бұрын

Going back up the pole though.....

@fireWireX4 10 ай бұрын

UHMMM seconds vs UHMMM maybe 1min 😅😂

@kandoo1316 10 ай бұрын

Besides Peterman, Kruger was the funniest boss.Didn't care about anything.

@marktatum7075 10 ай бұрын

That actor for Kruger played one of the main bad guys in Kevin Costner's "The Postman'. Him trying to be serious but reminding me of Kruger was one of the (many) reasons I couldn't take that movie seriously. 😂

@ryancampbell5039 10 ай бұрын

15:55 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@iwaswrongabouteveryhthing 6 ай бұрын

kramer was always on the grind

@labla8940 8 ай бұрын

The switch (ménage a trio) The stall with Tony and George in love with him Little kicks where George is a Bad Boy The Jimmy all underrated The Library Bookman and Kramer and the Librarian

@archaicminister2321 9 ай бұрын

Great clips but they forgot Kramer getting fired from his iob at Brant Leland or whatever. "We're gonna have to let you go." To "I don't even really work here!" to " That's what makes this so difficult."