"So were fine as long as nobody teleports any bread." "Question." *Top 10 Moments Before Disaster*

“This is a bucket” *”Dear g o d”* “There’s more..” *”No”*

Emesis Blu: Horrors beyond a man’s comprehension Emesis Red:

This is strangely wholesome when you realize Spy did all that training just to get his son to be himself and confident

When you realize this is basically a video about a son asking his dad for dating advice.

Who else wants a TF2 show like this?!

1:10 I love the detail on how the keypad for red also has the 1 worn out. Which means both teams number is 1,1,1,1

fun fact: at 1:57 when medic splits the bread in half, scout does the same jump as in "meet the spy" when soldier shoots spy's head off.

I don’t know what Demoman did during those three days he thought were his last, but I guarantee that he doesn’t know either.

The video when I'm alone: "This is a bucket." The video when parents walk by: "SEDUCE ME!!!!!"

red bread redemption

10:25 I love how Soldier question wasn’t even a question

Soldier: “Good news, we’re not dying! We are going to live forever!” You’re right, Soldier. You’re going to live forever, in our hearts. RIP

“This is a bucket” “dear god...” “There’s more-“ “Nooo....”

Love how at 1:25 Spy makes a joke. Then Scout tells him to go to hell. But as soon as spy is out of hearing range, scout laughs at spys joke. The dynamic of spy and scout being both rivals, father and son, co-workers, (somewhat) friends, and Horible people is amazingly entertaining to watch.

I love how in the beginning the three loudest classes went on a stealth mission, scout can't shut up, soldier is very loud, and heavy's minigun reved up makes a lot of noise

"But you're good with ladies. Ones that can smell good, and can... read," Incredibly high bar here.

It's literally his dad giving him a lesson on girls. Lucky.

Whoever made these is a rare and long extinct breed of animator. The quality, the lines, the story is insane for basically a financially unnecessary project like this. I wholeheartedly believe the team behind tf2 is comprised of some of the most talented, fearless and creative minds to ever grace the gaming scene.

8:39 I love how you can tell spy is doing his best not to smile more than he already is. Like he's proud of his son for finally deciding to just be himself when going on a date. I've seen this so many times and I only just noticed this detail.

Valve: "This is an update." TF2: *_"DEAR GOD!"_* Valve: "There's more." TF2: *_"NOOO!..."_*

I like how when soldier thinks they can’t teleport bread anymore his first instinct is to slam scout on a table and punch him

4:21 Soldier: you did not read mine. Spy:does it say you want the bucket Soldier: yes. The best lines in gaming history’s.

Soldier moments that I love 0:35 Soldier being visibly proud of himself because he’s smiling and holding the briefcase 1:53 Soldier is immediately fascinated by the bread and wants it, but then is disappointed when Medic takes it out of his reach 2:07 Soldier takes out his anger on scout because scout seems to be the weakest of the team and soldier knows he can’t do anything 2:15 Soldier smiling the second he hears engie say “you can teleport as much bread as you like” 2:43 Soldier starts counting his fingers after hearing Medic say that they have 3 days to live 3:02 Soldier being immediately interested and confused when spy says “this…is a bucket.” 3:23 Soldier looking at spy and trying to understand what he’s saying 3:37 Soldier being slightly spooked when spy’s hand goes towards him 4:21 Soldier raising his voice so spy can hear him saying “you did not read mine” because he wants the bucket 4:25 Soldier grabbing the bucket fast and protecting it like it’s his child 4:32 Soldier visibly enjoying his time with his bucket, then tries to cover it when he sees Medic and engie passing by 4:39 Soldier looking at a piece of bread, then getting the best idea in the world (teleport nothing but bread for 3 days) 10:02 Soldier either being happy for scout or thinking scout is a complete idiot 10:17 Soldier trying to get the breads attention by tapping on the glass, showing how much he likes it 10:29 “I teleported bread” “what.” “You told me to.” “How.. much..?” “I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days.” 10:37 Soldier tries to go for the bread, engie tries to stop him, but medic grabs him before anybody can do anything 12:26 Soldier laughs and says “I TELEPORTED BREAD!” while he gets dragged away 14:10 “Good news! We’re not dying! We are going to live forever!” 14:24 Soldier being happy for scout again, then confused, then back to happy Bonus moment(not soldier related) 14:39 “Friday I have to kill someone who presses a briefcase alar- oh wait, you’ll already be there for that one”

It is a canon fact that Demo can play piano and Sniper can play the sax.. Im living

I just realized Soldier came to the correct conclusion at the start, “we cannot teleport bread anymore,” not that they’re dying like the Medic and Engineer thought.

"And here you have drawn me having sexual congress with the Eiffel Tower...." Love the way Spy delivers that line. Like even though he was clearly annoyed he also wasnt the least bit surprised at all.

I can't believe that they didn't make this a series it would've been so good.

Well the Engineer did tell the soldier, “you can teleport as much bread as you like”. So he did

I feel for the spy. He honestly tried to bring the boys together to help everyone through their final days and nobody actually cared.

“Good news,we’re not dying! We’re gonna live forever!” Has a way bigger meaning now

Soldier: *teleports bread* Bread monster: *"ola"*

"We cannot teleport bread anymore!" Soldier managed to correctly deduce the problem in under 5 seconds and this would have never happened if Engineer didn't fill his head with ideas

I love how random soldiers emotions are. He literally strangles scout out of anger for no longer being able to teleport bread.

7:18 ok Spy’s smile here is such a nice detail bc even though he acts cold he really does care for his teammates, as seen earlier when he tries to help everyone get over the fact that they’re dying in 70 hours, *and* he’s willing to help his son with his final wish. Sure, Scout is an idiot and an asshole, but he’s shown that he’s willing to learn, even going to Spy of all people to ask for help. And after all the jokes and slap and yelling and shenanigans, Spy is proud of Scout trying to be less of an idiot and asshole.

blu lore: respawn machine red lore: *b r e a d*

"Let's see... we all use the teleporter, let's say, *6 times a day, times 4 years, minus we're not bread...* yes. 3 days. We all have three days to live." No wonder how medic lost his medical license.

"Go to hell, Spy." "I'll see you all in hell" Very clever

11:59 When you realise the Bazaar Bargain's sound was meant for the default rifle

6:46 I already know for a fact TONS of people have pulled this scene out of context 😂

Scout: "you look... um..." Demo: "DRUNK" Soldier: "ROUND. SOFT, no ROUND" Demo: "BLURRY"

Overwatch: Heros never die! Team Fortress 2: gentlemen, synchronize your death watches.

"I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days." -Soldier from Team Fortress 2

Scout: This never leaves this room. What he said: *Leaves the room less than a minute later.*

“You did not read mine” “Did it say you want the bucket” “Yes” *creeps away*

“You did not read mine” “Does it say you want the bucke-“ “Y E S”

Years later this still is amazingly funny

We needed about a hundred more films like this.

These voice actors are actually incredible

So we're all going to be fine, as long as no one leaks any of our source code Question? I have leaked the source code How. Much? I have done nothing but leak the source code for 3 days.

"No i am GREAT with girls" "We both got buckets o' chicken... you wanna do it-"

4:20 "You did not read mine" "Does it say you want the bucke-" "Yes"

“WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!” “Tumors” Heavy: *nervous chewing*

I love how everyone just accepts that they're going to die in three days. Edit: to clarify, I mean how no one questions the logic of them dying of cancer despite none of them showing any symptoms.

12:59 That's the first and only time I've seen that gun model.

There is so many little details in this sfm. This was valve when they cared.

"seduce me." "you?" "seduce me." "what spy I ain't gonna.." "SEDUCE ME"

"We both got buckets of chicken, wanna do it" "Eh, okay" Well that was easy

2:50 Pyro's "what" got a laugh out of me

I'd watch this as a TV series.

Everyone’s worst fear is not being able to teleport bread

"HAHAHA! I TELEPORTED BREAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!" is a really underrated quote

14:43 i love how pyro is playing with his cute little bread

9:48 Scout-“you look....uh...” Demo-“BLURRY!”

"seduce me" "what" "SEDUCE ME"

emesis blu when theres a problem with the teleporter:gets ptsd emesis red:B R E A D

It's insane to go back and see just how human the writing is, like the mercs feel almost real.

Ok yeah Spy is a great dad in this but MAD shout out to the Medic and Engineer for spending their last hours trying to figure out a cure/solution

4:20 "You did not read mine!" "Does it say you want the buc--" *Y E S*

Soldier: "Good news, we are not dying, we are going to live forever!" Indeed, you will soldier, you and the rest of the crew. You are eternalized. RIP Rick May

Tf2 marketing team is a different breed. I'm still out here rewatching this shit even tho I barely play the game.

"We have the resources, the will, to make these hours count!" *spy literally relaxes reading a magazine and smoking 2 minutes later*

“We both got buckets of chicken, wanna do it?” “Eh, okay.” Damn, that's a good tactic. Single ladies, here I come.

It is funny to think that Engineer and Medic are the ones who make the machines, so basically the Germen and American are the smart ones.

Man, I wish Sniper got more lines in this. I wish Sniper got... _any_ lines in this.

“Teleport as much bread as you like” Soilder: don’t mind if I do

“We are going to live FOREVER!” In our hearts you will

"THIS! is a bucket..!" "D E A R G O D" "There is more.." "NO!!!!"

I haven’t seen this in years and was laughing my ass off at the part where Spy was describing what Scout drew on the cards.

not gonna lie scout has very good drawing skills.

Medic, “WE HAVE 3 DAYS TO LIVE!!!” Soldier, “Counts on fingers 1, 2…” I love Valve, at least they embrace the joke

3:00 This **puts bucket in the table** is a B U C K E T

When you realize that this is canon

I think spy using his “ last “ hours to help scout is even better since spy is officially scouts dad

“Hello ms Pauling, we killed everyone and stole a briefcase” I love soldier

9 years, it took my 9 years to realize the title was refering to a expiration date of bread, AND humans, Clever valve, *reaaal clever*

"Question" "What's your question soilder?" "WHO LET THE DOG'S OUT"

I love how Engie and Medic are both willing to sacrifice their last hours to try to find a cure for everyone else

When the sniper said: “ ….. “ I felt that…

0:51 on the code pad, you can see that the 1 is worn down, this is probably a reference to meet the spy, where soldier just spams one’s on the key and thinks it will work, the one was also worn down on that meaning he thinks the one will work every time. In conclusion, whenever soldier sees a keypad he will just spam 1.

I wish we had more of these

The fact that nobody blames Engie for the deadly teleporters really shows how close these guys are.

Overwatch problems: Talon is stronger than ever and we need to stop them from taking down Overwatch once more and possibly taking over the world! TF2 problems: i teleported bread

I just noticed that spy seemed proud when scout stood up for himself and said he was planning it himself

2:00 Medic: tumors!:D Heavy:wait....

Fun fact: Valve had plans to collaborate with adult swim to make a 12 episode series of Team Fortress 2, but it was cancelled because if the time it takes Valve to make animations. Valve took 3 years to make expiration date.

The “seduce me” scene is 100x better with spy being pretty much confirmed scout’s dad Edit: I thought this was common knowledge lol

I came back to watch this. yall really had something.

No matter how many times i have watched this , i always come back to watch it like it's the first time i have seen it

"I've done nothing but teleport bread for the past three days." Now that is a pure-blooded American. Edit: Sorry for making this edit but I want to give my condolences to rick may, he was an excellent voice actor maybe even on of the best, But he will always live in our hearts as the best damn American soldier I will ever know. Rest in peace you magnificent bastard..