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Faith Filled Christmas - The Cinema Snob

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Stoned Gremlin Productions

Stoned Gremlin Productions

Күн бұрын

The Cinema Snob reviews yet another Christmas movie that has to be seen to believed, this time taking place inside of a retirement community!
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Writer/Creator: Brad Jones
Title Card: Shaun Millington
End Screen: Nick Michalak, www.ravensfilm.com
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@JewsusMalone
@JewsusMalone Жыл бұрын
You’re not gonna believe this! My employee Rachel’s Christian homeschool Math teacher directed A faith filled Xmas, and it stars her fellow students, her history teacher, and her mother. It was filmed here in Broward County South Florida - you have any questions, I’ve got ya covered
@elliottbronstein1214
@elliottbronstein1214 Жыл бұрын
Why was this made?
@JewsusMalone
@JewsusMalone Жыл бұрын
@@elliottbronstein1214 The funny thing is, nobody on set knew why this guy wrote and directed this movie. Apparently everyone in the film was not enjoying the experience of doing it. It was a giant pain in the ***. Mind you, none of the people involved had any background in acting or filmmaking. I think being a very devout Christian, in a small very devout Christian community, the writer/director had this burning passion to tell this story from the bottom of his heart. And now we get to enjoy his terrible nightmare.
@elliottbronstein1214
@elliottbronstein1214 Жыл бұрын
@@JewsusMalone If you see the writer/director again please inform him of this review.
@JewsusMalone
@JewsusMalone Жыл бұрын
@@elliottbronstein1214 Oh her Mother who’s character is the chicken owner saw the review. It’s going viral in that small Christian community I bet.
@TheWaywardJs
@TheWaywardJs Жыл бұрын
@@JewsusMalone Hearing nobody was having fun and it was a pain explains a lot of the incredibly unnatural deliveries, I think. Most of these people sound like it's their first time ever speaking to a human.
@danielvandersall6756
@danielvandersall6756 Жыл бұрын
"Ocean's 401K"--that's a film that needs to be made. Oh and the lady who says "what's happening here" and just walks off the scene needs her own film.
@lookbovine
@lookbovine Жыл бұрын
23:12
@vgtrp
@vgtrp Жыл бұрын
As someone who works at a retirement home, it's not this boring. Anyway, I don't think I've ever seen a movie, regardless of quality, that seems to have no point to it until now.
@TheCrazyHedgehogLady
@TheCrazyHedgehogLady Жыл бұрын
I feel you! I was a nursing assistant in nursing homes for 17 years and holy shit, I would’ve loved just ONE dull day. 😆 More on topic, this review was just what I needed today. Awesome as always, snob! Three out of my three rescue hedgehogs agree that you rock! 👍🏻🦔🦔🦔
@DGF2099
@DGF2099 Жыл бұрын
It's the kind of movie where at any point in its runtime you are able to yell "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?"
@MrJamaigar
@MrJamaigar 6 ай бұрын
It's what some of the old-timers in that home must've been thinking; those doing their own thing, paying no attention to the cameras.
@MrMillionDub
@MrMillionDub Жыл бұрын
Oh, it's been a while since Snob's reviewed a movie with this tier of quality acting. Happy Holidays indeed.
@aarondavis8943
@aarondavis8943 Жыл бұрын
Stop warring on Christmas.
@MrJamaigar
@MrJamaigar 6 ай бұрын
We might get a "scare-straight, War-on-christmas" movie some day. 😅 One where an atheist's lack of faith ruins their life overnight.
@DisJunkTV
@DisJunkTV Жыл бұрын
"Cancer or not, it's still Christmas!"
@dicedadgames
@dicedadgames Жыл бұрын
This gives me flashbacks to my days on the assisted living facility dining room staff.
@MayonakaMidnighter
@MayonakaMidnighter Жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I was thinking
@johnpatterson4816
@johnpatterson4816 Жыл бұрын
Bad 70's "Movie of the Week"music!! Gotta love it!!
@ddjsoyenby
@ddjsoyenby Жыл бұрын
oh god A PRSD CHRISTMAS! :O
@Mr_1Ballwhale
@Mr_1Ballwhale Жыл бұрын
This is going to become a snob classic this was hilarious
@AliceBowie
@AliceBowie Жыл бұрын
This actually looks awesome. It looks like an assisted living facility and a foster home actually got together to make a student film together. The same cast should make a cheapo gore horror flick for Halloween next. Or a action/war film as a summer blockbuster. The should get harmony korine to make a sequel to "kids" that takes place as the assisted living community.
@Alex-fv2qs
@Alex-fv2qs Жыл бұрын
It looks like some random grandpa tried to do a Parks and Rec/The Office movie about a retirement community
@logicn.reasoning9744
@logicn.reasoning9744 Жыл бұрын
Yes, to the "kids" sequel!
@louisduarte8763
@louisduarte8763 Жыл бұрын
I have to repeatedly remind myself that Harmony Korine is a dude, which raises a great many questions.
@MrJamaigar
@MrJamaigar 6 ай бұрын
​@@Alex-fv2qs Anything to pass the time: they get to star in their own movie, and meet new people.
@donaldstuckiii
@donaldstuckiii Жыл бұрын
Don't ever stop doin what you do. Seriously snob movies like this need you
@mattfleurant9295
@mattfleurant9295 Жыл бұрын
Even Neil Breen would watch this thinking 'What the hell is going on?!'
@floatpvnk
@floatpvnk Жыл бұрын
Nah Neil is sitting there taking notes for his next film!
@kenhammscousin4716
@kenhammscousin4716 Жыл бұрын
This movie makes me appreciate professional actors
@krisherdown
@krisherdown Жыл бұрын
This movie hits different. Maybe it was just imagining how the people in the retirement community felt about this production. I've spent a lot of time at these places thanks to my family and I must say the younger cast members need to take lessons from the elderly. It probably helps to not know about the details of the behind-the-scenes stuff.
@donmcchesney3625
@donmcchesney3625 Жыл бұрын
I am the filmmaker! 3 things: first, your review is freaking hilarious; second, almost everyone working on this film were first timers and we all had a wonderful time; third, making a movie is about 1000 times harder than I thought and we were all just jacked that we got it finished and distributed. Keep up the good work!
@ThatRandomEncounterGuy
@ThatRandomEncounterGuy Жыл бұрын
Congratulations, Tubi! I think we found the cinematic equivalent of *Desert Bus!*
@humanwolf1984
@humanwolf1984 Жыл бұрын
I hope you have a wonderful Christmas & birthday Brad. ♥️🎅🎄🧑‍🎄🤶🎂🎁🍰🥳🎉🎈♥️
@TheMultiGunMan
@TheMultiGunMan Жыл бұрын
Your videos are perfect! I always look forward to them.
@ddjsoyenby
@ddjsoyenby Жыл бұрын
as someone who's been in retirement homes a lot due to my now passed away mother i can tell this is just a real retirement home they filled in, and ngl i'm kinda missing the days of "the war on christmas" films.
@veritas4364
@veritas4364 Жыл бұрын
It actually looks pretty nice
@jacobmatthewcrawford2120
@jacobmatthewcrawford2120 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit! This so-called movie makes Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas look like Die Hard! 15:21 Well... That scene was awkward!
@KeybladeMasterAndy
@KeybladeMasterAndy Жыл бұрын
Philosophy
@JanetStarChild
@JanetStarChild Жыл бұрын
Still, I'd rather watch this movie than Kirk Cameron's.
@jacobmatthewcrawford2120
@jacobmatthewcrawford2120 Жыл бұрын
@@JanetStarChild Well, to each their own... Have a happy Christmas!
@Icanhasautomaticcheeseburger
@Icanhasautomaticcheeseburger Жыл бұрын
19:45: I miss the good old days when the girl toys were washing machines and baby dolls to prep them for stay-at-home momness, and the boy toys were finding more fun ways to kill their friends... Also, does anyone else want "Going the Distance" to crank over top of that walker race?
@lunettasuziejewel2080
@lunettasuziejewel2080 Жыл бұрын
He's going for SPEED
@sfighter0085
@sfighter0085 Жыл бұрын
Okay, this was some discovery. Looking at the movie here, it is hard to tell what audience this movie is going for. As far as a "Faith Based" movie is concerned, there's very little of it, except for those few moments with the praying and faith talks. Also I have a feeling there was no script for this movie, and if there was, it feels like it was written at the last minute. I will say "The Geezer Games" moments were pretty funny though. I hope you have a very Merry Christmas Brad, you, your friends, and your family. :)
@visaman
@visaman Жыл бұрын
Preying is a good word for it.
@sfighter0085
@sfighter0085 Жыл бұрын
@@visaman Thanks for pointing out that typo. Fixed it. 😀
@crcoghill
@crcoghill Жыл бұрын
Wild! These last few days i was rewatching a few of your Christmas episodes, mainly the Kirk Cameron flops because of how bad they are, and then i see a new Christmas video the following day. Maybe i need to rewatch more videos so more are made.🤣
@attackofthetheeyecreatures3472
@attackofthetheeyecreatures3472 Жыл бұрын
I'm obsessed with your patience, Mr. Cinema Snob.
@shendruew
@shendruew Жыл бұрын
I'm all for an Eliza Dushku Christmas, oh wait...
@louisduarte8763
@louisduarte8763 Жыл бұрын
19:00 Nothing will out-awkward The Room's "Anyway, how's your sex life?" as a topic change!
@Rob1976x
@Rob1976x Жыл бұрын
Easily your best episode this month and holy shit that looked like a rough sit. Happy holidays to you Brad and to all my fellow Snob fan's.
@ergogrrl
@ergogrrl Жыл бұрын
I’m sorry, but even with the brilliant commentary, this was excruciating to watch. Congratulations, you found something that makes Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas look like a Bergman film.
@chanceotter8121
@chanceotter8121 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant! Hilarious! The Christmas season brings out the best in your snobbery every year as you continually wage war on Christmas movies that exist for ...why?...your reviews are the only reason I can think of for these movies to exist. I feel so bad for the church groups that have to sit through this without your commentary. I need that Roy Rogers hat immediately to fight my way out of the Vortex! Merry Christmas!
@TheMattYoung
@TheMattYoung Жыл бұрын
You know we still would have needed to get our parents to sign a permission slip to be allowed to watch this back at Christian Elementary.
@popick86
@popick86 Жыл бұрын
15:10 as an Orlando resident and close friend to a survivor….wow, fucking wow
@pdxcorgidad
@pdxcorgidad Жыл бұрын
Yeah...they don't actually care about the attack or victims (released a year after it occurred) and only want to weaponize the tragedy as a gotcha. Every freaking fundamentalist is the same.
@UndeadEggmiester
@UndeadEggmiester Жыл бұрын
So much random insanely that it feels like this was a student project to advertise retirement homes.
@lunettasuziejewel2080
@lunettasuziejewel2080 Жыл бұрын
"Bible-thumping security leprechaun" is Shakespearean 😂😂
@hollyswoods
@hollyswoods Жыл бұрын
Ocean's 401k? Wasn't that just Going in Style?
@holdingpattern245
@holdingpattern245 Жыл бұрын
Imagine if one of the Tubi ads had an actor from the movie, you wouldn't know what's what.
@antoinettegreen5344
@antoinettegreen5344 Жыл бұрын
Have a very Merry Christmas Brad!!
@paulappleton9666
@paulappleton9666 Жыл бұрын
I think I just aged by about 20 years from watching this abridged version alone. Which, factoring in my base age, means I now probably qualify for actual admission to one of these old folk's homes that's depicted. Damn young people!
@louisduarte8763
@louisduarte8763 Жыл бұрын
11:16 The chicken says, "You're gonna WHAT?! Fuck that noise!"
@joshuahall8176
@joshuahall8176 Жыл бұрын
At this point I'm hoping Chris Tucker shows up and cites them for animal cruelty for having a chicken on a leash
@melw7450
@melw7450 Жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas!
@calictii
@calictii Жыл бұрын
Snob can make anything hiliarious.
@slothman1016
@slothman1016 Жыл бұрын
I have faith in snobby being able make with the jokes.
@klutterkicker
@klutterkicker Жыл бұрын
I wish one of these street conversion movies would drop the Ray Comfort act, just do it the old fashioned way and stage a miracle using bright lights and drugs.
@Nedzilla345
@Nedzilla345 Жыл бұрын
It's Clash of the College with old people.
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Жыл бұрын
When old geezers do a student film.
@spicytrash4981
@spicytrash4981 Жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas, Snob! To you and Lloyd! 🎄⛄🎅
@xar9499
@xar9499 Жыл бұрын
I despise last ounce of courage. How dare you remind me of its existence?!?!
@lorriejodie
@lorriejodie Жыл бұрын
I think they tried to make 3 different movies and put them in one. One about the retirement home,one about the preaching at the beach and third about the lady with the child
@andieallison6792
@andieallison6792 Жыл бұрын
Like that one episode of The Simpsons with the three intertwining stories (Linguo.... DEAD!?) but not good lmao
@HylianFox3
@HylianFox3 Жыл бұрын
Basically an even more incompetent version of God's Not Dead
@annnichols3091
@annnichols3091 Жыл бұрын
That Roy Rogers commercial takes me back again.
@MrCjosue24
@MrCjosue24 Жыл бұрын
Sht this time I was late for a Brad video!
@nonyodambiz
@nonyodambiz Жыл бұрын
This movie is so off its rocker that it doesn't feel like I'm watching a movie and it feels more like I'm looking into a student film set in purgatory.
@HylianFox3
@HylianFox3 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the good old "It's impossible to tell the difference between good and evil unless you're a Christian" argument. Thanks for telling us that mass-murder is bad! I had NO idea.
@yogisie
@yogisie Жыл бұрын
It’s never officially Christmas until Snob reviews a religious Christmas extravaganza. Also, is the woman talking to the man in the first shown scene the sister of Tommy Wiseau?
@annnichols3091
@annnichols3091 Жыл бұрын
I remember watching that Secret Sam commercial when I was a kid.
@lawman198169
@lawman198169 Жыл бұрын
Geez that roy rogers gun hat is $66 in 2022 Money!
@trippjohnson7393
@trippjohnson7393 Жыл бұрын
Mike Stoklasa probably watching this giggling like a schoolgirl.
@BoringAngler
@BoringAngler Жыл бұрын
I'm barely five minutes in and really want to find Van Wilder/Animal House/Revenge of the Nerds tier retirement home shenanigans movies. I'm sure they exist, I just need to put in the search engine work.
@anitarichmond8930
@anitarichmond8930 Жыл бұрын
“On Golden Pond” this is not I just got back from Florida and the scenes at the beach looked so familiar.but this movie might be good for old people to fall asleep on .💤 🍿
@TetsuDeinonychus
@TetsuDeinonychus Жыл бұрын
I would genuinely watch a movie that's basically a frat movie, but it's an old-folks home instead.
@bocowan9106
@bocowan9106 Жыл бұрын
The acting is so awkward I expected Tommy waiseau to show up and say merry Christmas 😂
@visaman
@visaman Жыл бұрын
Oh Hi Mark! Oh, and have a merry... Christmas!
@bocowan9106
@bocowan9106 Жыл бұрын
How’s your sex life? I brought presents! I also brought oranges and a football 🏈
@visaman
@visaman Жыл бұрын
@@bocowan9106 "Well, I definitely have Breast Cancer."
@CrimsonFellow92
@CrimsonFellow92 Жыл бұрын
What an "action packed" episode it was...
@ExorcistReviews
@ExorcistReviews Жыл бұрын
That one woman sounds like the female version of Tommy Wiseau
@freakyzed8467
@freakyzed8467 Жыл бұрын
So this is Christmas for 60% of Florida.
@yzma_
@yzma_ 11 ай бұрын
My favorite actor in this is Nugget The Chicken.
@LazarheaD
@LazarheaD Жыл бұрын
Jesus, bro!
@StalwartTirith
@StalwartTirith Жыл бұрын
This movie seems to make as much sense as the absolute fever dream that was, "I'm Thinking of Ending Things." Seriously despite having _just_ watched a long review of the movie I couldn't tell you what Faith Filled Christmas was about if my life depended on it.
@HylianFox3
@HylianFox3 Жыл бұрын
If it weren't for the fact that this movie came out in 2017, I'd swear that it was written by one of those newfangled AI generators. Nothing sounds natural and it's so hilariously disjointed.
@aarondavis8943
@aarondavis8943 Жыл бұрын
Somehow the Grandpa Simpson plotline would have more realistic ADR.
@BatCritic21
@BatCritic21 Жыл бұрын
16:45-16:51 Didn't know that this video was sponsored by A Place for Mom
@crithon
@crithon Жыл бұрын
2017? I thought it was a Pandemic movie, YIKES! She need to cram in MORE Christmas stuff. It's so empty.
@WarMasterX6
@WarMasterX6 Жыл бұрын
That "Just the mass shooters opinion" part really fucking pissed me off.
@enlightenednormie242
@enlightenednormie242 Жыл бұрын
What?
@kennydnolan
@kennydnolan Күн бұрын
My question is: What the hell is it doing in a movie like THIS? A movie about retirement home residents having an Olympic games should be pleasant at best, dull at worst, but either way instantly forgettable. I guess the script got dunked in acid before filming.
@JenMistress
@JenMistress Жыл бұрын
Dang, this movie has a Plot A, then Plots B-Z, then they still have plots left over, so have to do double letters. A Very ADD Christmas indeed.
@brianhebert6152
@brianhebert6152 Жыл бұрын
This is the movie equivalent of just sitting on the couch watching TV with no real purpose or reason
@DollyBelladonna
@DollyBelladonna Жыл бұрын
Is it me or do the elderly gents slacks blend into the background. Happy Holidays Brad 🎄🎁🎉
@mesektet5776
@mesektet5776 Жыл бұрын
Nugget Is Clearly the MVP of this movie.
@fireisawesome1466
@fireisawesome1466 Жыл бұрын
You should watch "akhanda" it is about a shaman who fights evil uranium miner and it is very entertaining
@fireisawesome1466
@fireisawesome1466 Жыл бұрын
@chittymcpoopypants3646 have you seen the trailer dude it is the very over the top
@maplebob23
@maplebob23 Жыл бұрын
Real photos! Kids’ toys used to be so awesome!
@tremorsfan
@tremorsfan Жыл бұрын
I think the British guy might be an actual actor.
@vandalfinnicus1507
@vandalfinnicus1507 Жыл бұрын
I will never toss a bedspan, unless it's filled, and aimed at an old persons head, then of course it's cool.
@norbertovalle7928
@norbertovalle7928 Жыл бұрын
Great work Snob, I’m proud of you, keep it up
@Liowen
@Liowen Жыл бұрын
If that waitress said that "Chickens can be here but they have to be on a plate." to me I would have asked for a plate and stuck the chicken on it, she said nothing about it being alive of dead it just had to be on a plate. You just have to out think the terrible writing that is all.
@mrmonty86
@mrmonty86 8 ай бұрын
I believe I just saw the Faux News retirement home.
@cassia3363
@cassia3363 Жыл бұрын
18:18 the book version had chopped up dead dogs tho
@Strike-nz5gy
@Strike-nz5gy Жыл бұрын
Attaching a GoPro to nugget the chicken for an hour and a half would have made a better movie than this.🐓📽️🏆
@georgemetcalf8763
@georgemetcalf8763 Жыл бұрын
You should do Love 101 for Valentine's Day. It was filmed at Northern Illinois University!
@timmorehouse1237
@timmorehouse1237 Жыл бұрын
That chicken was clearly overheated. Open beak and breathing fast.
@practicalpisces
@practicalpisces Жыл бұрын
Is there a plot to this film or...?
@dewstar100
@dewstar100 Жыл бұрын
Add Miranda 1948 for an avatar survey. It could will be Gylnis John's tribute.
@karrihart1
@karrihart1 Жыл бұрын
This episode of The Golden Girls is weird.
@betteryearentertainment4004
@betteryearentertainment4004 Жыл бұрын
18:56 - the G-rated version of "Anyway, how's your sex life?"
@johnpatterson4816
@johnpatterson4816 Жыл бұрын
Why is it in all these bad"Christmas Movies" the businessman is out to destroy Christmas when it should be their busiest time of the year??!!
@SIDEKICKDUSTY
@SIDEKICKDUSTY Жыл бұрын
Huh, this video makes me want to find a copy of this movie, actually. I never would have given it a shot based on just the title and description, but the dialogue in these clips is like nothing I've ever heard in a movie before, it's fascinating. Hey, while I'm here, any chance of the "What if it exploded" segment returning here and there in 2023? I liked that gag.
@enlightenednormie242
@enlightenednormie242 Жыл бұрын
Probably Not due to Lloyd's Passing 😢
@RhymeswithSpecialNeeds
@RhymeswithSpecialNeeds Жыл бұрын
24:04 Mother Bruce & Santa
@JazZia
@JazZia Жыл бұрын
Thank you Brad Santa!
@1Hol1Tiger
@1Hol1Tiger Жыл бұрын
This is how I feel watching Andor.
@briandrake390
@briandrake390 Жыл бұрын
12:50. "Oh how I wish to gather you as a hen gathers her chicks beneath her wings."
@DocZFlux
@DocZFlux Жыл бұрын
Not enough drinking from empty cups
@RichardWatt
@RichardWatt Жыл бұрын
What accent is Bianca supposed to have?
@kingfish4575
@kingfish4575 Жыл бұрын
The Christmas movie tonally paced for those with dementia....
@MrJamaigar
@MrJamaigar 6 ай бұрын
Some of these "senior actors" might be already losing their mind. 😢 The rest look like they'd rather talk to their relatives.
@jerraldwest8531
@jerraldwest8531 Жыл бұрын
Now this was the kind of snob review of a religious movie I was hoping for. The God's not dead 4 review just didn't have the magic.
@savagemark9319
@savagemark9319 Жыл бұрын
Byron sounds like he's doing a Cary grant impression
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