Faith & Weaponizing The Cosmos Itself | Best of r/HFY | 1948

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Faith & Weaponizing The Cosmos Itself | Best of r/HFY | 1948 | Humans are Space Orcs

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Agro Squirrel Narrates

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@sgador Жыл бұрын

never tell a human that they dont have the biggest stick, for they will find an even bigger stick to throw at you

@CowCommando Жыл бұрын

The first story is interesting to me because I can't help but feel that the competition of Earth's gods is what has driven their subjects to such heights of faith. The aliens gods never had to duke it out amongst equals, and they've grown soft having gotten used to always having the advantage.

@ironwolfF1 Жыл бұрын

Second story: a decent explanation of a 'nova spark' weapon... ...the _ultimate_ 'big rock' to throw at a foe.

@Rhino-Prime Жыл бұрын

Humanity: behold maximum rock

@davidvincent5701 Жыл бұрын

Now the weaponizing the small black holes is one thing. But weaponizing galactic black holes is something truly scary. Or the thought of our universe is something encased in a black hole and then it being weaponized by someone else for the same purpose is scarier.

@steveradroach9101 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, no kidding!The scariest shit would be weaponising the multiverse itself😱

@antitriangular2828 Жыл бұрын

Just FYI, reflecting photons and siphoning off energy from a black hole is a genuine scientific proposal.

@nocx4592 Жыл бұрын

@@antitriangular2828 yup, a penrose sphere

@DahLekKnight Жыл бұрын

They thought they could steal marketshare from THIS red ocean...lol...good thing they didn't see Chuck Norris.

@cheezeguyLOZ Жыл бұрын

And that Kratos is only inside video games

@syncringe1885 Жыл бұрын

Of course they didn't. They were all already inside his aura. Can't see what has always existed. Like theories that fish can't see the water around them.

@cameronknox7567 Жыл бұрын

I mean, if we take the supposition that anyone that enough people think of as a god for long enough becomes a god, then credos might not just be in a video game anymore, and Chuck Norris might be well on his way to having his own realm somewhere.

@Parklarblick Жыл бұрын

Of course they didn't. You don't get to the final boss if you run away from the basic mobs! Come-on man, don't you game? 🎮😁

@donaldscholand4617 Жыл бұрын

YHWH: "Hey, Odin!" Odin: "Whassaaaap!" YHWH: "Whassaaaap! Hey, Big O, do you remember that thing we talked about?" Odin: "Yeah?" YHWH: "It's time. Rally your crew. The beacons are lit!"

@ballsacsincorp Жыл бұрын

heaven with aliens bouta be lit

@MTF.TAU5..Bob. Жыл бұрын

@@ballsacsincorp hades and osiris are going to have to clock in overtime due to the line pilig outside the gates of the underworld

@ballsacsincorp Жыл бұрын

@@MTF.TAU5..Bob. considering the fact every religion is canon in this story what would the clusterfuck that is second coming of christ + ragnarok be

@lightningbmw2309 Жыл бұрын

@@ballsacsincorp Thor: wait what is this goat thing Jesus: gets eaten by Fenris and Jormungandr

@krel7160 Жыл бұрын

@@lightningbmw2309 Did-.. Did Jesus just die to save the rest of the pantheon? Did my man's just sacrifice himself to offer salvation to the GODS?

@The_Viscount Жыл бұрын

I minored in world religions and global ethics. That first story may have been written from a western-centric viewpoint, but it still made me cry. I hope there comes a day when the practitioners of all faiths can learn to love one another and coexist in harmony. At the end of the day, we all want to be safe and happy. In a modern world, with the technology to create a post scarcity society on the horizon, things don't have to be a zero-sum-game. The safety and happiness of one person is no longer mutually exclusive of others.

@seldonwright4345 Жыл бұрын

Your last statement? They never were

@windsorcorbin1005 Жыл бұрын

It will take an act of God cause this world has already chosen its destiny because I'm just passing through 🤣

@The_Viscount Жыл бұрын

@@seldonwright4345 What I refer to is the idea of fixed economic output. Pre-industrial societies' wealth is tied to the land. How fertile is that land, how much food can be produced. Prior to industrialization, if one country wanted to be more prosperous, they would need to take from another nation. If you wanted more food, you needed to annex more land. Today, we have advanced farming methods, and our technologies have advanced to the degree where resources can be stretched ever further. With the advent of space industry, even material resource limitations will cease to be an issue. Gone are the days when the size of the global pie was fixed. Now we can make more pie to feed everyone. Post scarcity society is possible in the near future, and that means fighting over resources will become redundant. But it is hard to deprogram millenia of socieal programming that resources are limited.

@ckl9390 Жыл бұрын

We already have the technology for "post-scarcity". We even have the logistics to do it. We lack to societal will to achieve it, too few want to give up their excess and exploitation to better the lives of many multitudes of others.

@stevenswenson7041 Жыл бұрын

@@ckl9390 disagree.

@ckl9390 Жыл бұрын

At the continuous setting, where there were escapee photons, those could possibly be channelled to emit at a specific vector and focused on a specific target. It would be a black hole pumped laser. A truly scary point defence weapon.

@riverraven7359 Жыл бұрын

That's just the War Gods , imagine if they bring their respective entourages along, Angels, Valkyries, Einherjar, Devas, the Red Men, it would be one sided to say the least.

@geoshark12 Жыл бұрын

That was before the even woke up gaia

@orlandobritt1460 Жыл бұрын

Humans let's make stars into weapons :eons later : now we just need someone to f up.

@jred4773 Жыл бұрын

These are my favorites so far, keep up the wonderful work, sir Squirrel :)

@AgroSquerril Жыл бұрын

glad you enjoyed

@ckl9390 Жыл бұрын

For the first story, the Alien Gods didn't even grasp the true horror lurking in Humanity's Pantheons. No, I'm not referring to the cosmic horrors of the Old Gods, nor the various greater demons who reside in the corresponding shadow of every faith. I'm referring to the absent shapeless void cultivated by a pernicious and devout lack of faith, contact with which would corrode and consume those gods unaccustomed to it. Atheism. The equivalent to the divine as Death in its shroud is to mortals. The simple assertion that they don't exist. I also think that Death, as HFY has come to represent it, would have waylaid the approaching Xeno Gods somewhere around the orbit of Pluto and politely informed them of their folly. But, it would be an unimposing figure in a simple shroud, so dire warnings about inevitability would have been ignored by most.

@RealArcalian Жыл бұрын

Greetings Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: Earth's Religions: Hi. Alien Gods: F this I'm out Story 2: Dead Star weaponry, I dig it

@Scarlet75 Жыл бұрын

Yo, Yggdrasil

@gmailquinn Жыл бұрын

The emperor protects, human spite at its best

@daltonsharp6254 Жыл бұрын

I enjoyed the four horseman reference.

@jeredmelendez6184 Жыл бұрын

Also i really like your narration please keep it up

@AgroSquerril Жыл бұрын

Glad you like it

@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын

first story of alien gods. see humans want their mommy second story of black hole supernova weapons. universe wants it's mommy

@firedirewolf Жыл бұрын

wasn't expecting Anhur to be in the lineup, but then again, as the 'god of the skies' his job was defending the egyptian gods, unless that wasn't the one in which it was suggesting, but it sure sounded like it lol.

@printpaintprops3997 Жыл бұрын

Love the videos but just wondering when we will get some more nature of predators? It’s honestly my favorite

@AgroSquerril Жыл бұрын

waiting for more chapters 20-30 before i start up again , will probably be once we catch up with Why humans dont make good familiars.

@samboyd1828 Жыл бұрын

bruh, a Penrose spheres is a single nanometer away from a galactic, potentially universal scale bomb, it's like edging the demon core, but instead of millimeters being the difference, it's literal atoms. infinite power, yes, but also infinite devastation

@slimeinabox Жыл бұрын

ALL of the gods, and God.

@elfeater1760 Жыл бұрын

For the Algorithm11!

@robinchwan Жыл бұрын

i'm not insane, you're insane, hehehehehehehehehehe! oh look a black hole :D

@seldonwright4345 Жыл бұрын

Bwahaha

@WallNutBreaker524 Жыл бұрын

The first story, Faith, reminded me of another HFY story 😂

@zyanidwarfare5634 11 ай бұрын

Just wait until they figure out how to contain it and harvest it for resources, while simultaneously using it to power a planet sized spaceship that can just delete entire systems

@properfunny Жыл бұрын

Really Sun Wukong would have been enough.

@kaseymathew1893 Жыл бұрын

Second story: that's . . . not how black holes work, but still a neat story.

@Neteruk Жыл бұрын

Well, since we don't know what makes up space, we'll probably never know what black holes really are. However, yes...not how space works.

@kaseymathew1893 Жыл бұрын

@@Neteruk black holes are the collapsed cores of massive stars. When a star goes supernova, the outer layers explode away and the core becomes a neutron star or a black hole.

@kaseymathew1893 Жыл бұрын

@Cannabis Dreams story claims black holes can cause supernovae, when in fact they're caused BY supernovae. Still a good story, though.

@seanrobert9661 Жыл бұрын

[documented contact]

@snoodude Жыл бұрын

2:18 Ratatoskr! =D

@SpitfiretheCat16 Жыл бұрын

_...jeeeeeesuuuuuuuuus saaaaaaaaaves......_

@devinbell3442 Жыл бұрын

This man is my favorite KZfaqr! Subscribe to him! He is the best!

@allenmorgan1007 Жыл бұрын

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!

@royalussr9098 Жыл бұрын

great work keep it up

@slimeinabox Жыл бұрын

When you turn a garbage compactor into a nuke.

@jacebralor71 Жыл бұрын

Hail, gods of WAR! Edited to appreciate the transition of YHWH from New Testament deity of love and light and forgiveness to straight up Old Testament God of War! Extra-credit Edit: the only god I wasn't able to at least guess at was the lion-headed god with the bow. Who is he?

@wojo44frompl Жыл бұрын

Someone in comments pointed at Anhur - god from Ancient Egypt...

@hydra_gaming5567 Жыл бұрын

yes hi big fan over here if i can ask do you know what happen to the Thief Lord Chapters and why there is no more?

@AgroSquerril Жыл бұрын

Hey there , author is still on Hiatus as far as I know

@hydra_gaming5567 Жыл бұрын

@@AgroSquerril okay so that means that there will be a chance he will be making more at a later point in time we just got to the good part :3

@pagansavage5267 6 ай бұрын

Go for 100000

@asandrewsilvaw Жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@merlinwizard1000 Жыл бұрын

1st, 7 January 2023

@StarForgers Жыл бұрын

FTA!

@genericuser984 Жыл бұрын

neat

@madkow007 Жыл бұрын

kinda wish the faith one had some fighting in it...for the Algorithm

@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456 Жыл бұрын

For teh algorithm

@GrimpakTheMook Жыл бұрын

Hah, weaponizing a black hole. Wonder what will happen when they decide to use a killnova instead....

@jeredmelendez6184 Жыл бұрын

Man screw the norse mythos. I want a proper christian scifi story.

@alicorn3924 Жыл бұрын

i mean, yahweh and the four horsemen of the apocalypse were there

@jeredmelendez6184 Жыл бұрын

I did like that one. I liked this one too but still. Just kinda tired of norse stuff. Its like the zombie fad a decade ago. Just tired of it ya know

@Thorin7.62 Жыл бұрын

Some of us are a bit tired of the Judeo-Christian centric viewpoint of society in general for the past 1000 years or so as well. Your big sky daddy isn't any more real than any of the other religions beliefs, except Allah, screw that guy

@alicorn3924 Жыл бұрын

@@Thorin7.62 just curious, why do you dislike allah?

@Thorin7.62 Жыл бұрын

@Alicorn was more of a joke than serious, I dislike most religion in general, the more fanatical the adherents of a religion, the less I tend to like it

@domschra Жыл бұрын

Imagine if the gods came to earth in 2002. Terrible joke IK

@klappstock943 Жыл бұрын

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

@ceilyurie856 Жыл бұрын

Fun Fact: Humanity has literally resurrected forgotten gods and goddesses simply because they felt spiritual, believed in divinity, but didn't like any of the currently popular ones, lol. From Neo-Paganism of different flavors, traditional paganism of different flavors, Abraham Beliefs, various Asian and African faiths, etc.