Fake, knock-off, bootleg Star Wars figures just in time for Rogue One! See all your favourite characters from a galaxy far, far away rendered as cheaply as possible! It's the most disturbing show in the galaxy! I hate sand.
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@jacquelinesaunders40237 жыл бұрын
Palpatine looks like It's actually Mr. Bean, having stumbled into being the emperor through an amusing series of mishaps.
@majorphysics36695 жыл бұрын
TwX StorM cannot unsee, and desperately NEED
@jacketfrommiami31125 жыл бұрын
That needs to be a thing,or at least a palpatine figure that has the face the one in this video
@JeddtheJedi5 жыл бұрын
Rowan is never truly gone.
@NeoSaturos1234 жыл бұрын
Robot Chicken must come back and get on doing that.
@SqualidsargeStudios4 жыл бұрын
Isn't it then palpabean?
@boerharms22097 жыл бұрын
that palpatine has to go on the shelf of interesting items
@thefriendlyemperor66577 жыл бұрын
I should be on the Shelf Of Happy Emperors.
@labratt37427 жыл бұрын
The Friendly Emperor Please be my friend
@thomasawylie5 жыл бұрын
@@thefriendlyemperor6657 mine too
@MathewHaswell4 жыл бұрын
Does Stuart even use/show The Shelf anymore?
@23Scadu7 жыл бұрын
Brother Palpatine, the jolly monk.
@andymadden81834 жыл бұрын
Or Elmer Fudd, your choice.
@KageNoTora744 жыл бұрын
Looks more like Jackie Coogan to me.
@bentramer6824 жыл бұрын
Friar Tuck
@kenkaneki51084 жыл бұрын
Chocolate darkseid😂
@Jivetalkin137 жыл бұрын
The Emperor looks like an old Mr. Bean.
@thegreatslothlord77967 жыл бұрын
I think he now looks like both Mr Bean or an old British Grandpa.
@Rokenroleg7 жыл бұрын
That or Bill Murray.
@thegreatslothlord77967 жыл бұрын
+Tom As a grandson to a British Grandpa, I can definitely confirm that to be true.
@Wyr3d7 жыл бұрын
I was thinking more Ronald McEmperor
@olie05617 жыл бұрын
John Myers lol
@bbf5567 жыл бұрын
Star Wars Trailer Park AU: Buddy Christ, the understanding father with a heart of gold. Meth addict Luke Bubba Fett, muscular uncle who skipped leg day Padme, alcoholic wife Grandpa Palpatine and his ugly green dog Vader, disgruntled amputee who runs the butcher shop Stormtrooper, drug busting cop, died in meth lab explosion mustard colored twink and his trash can
@Mothbean5 жыл бұрын
Honestly sounds more enjoyable than The Last Jedi
@BATTLEFIELD_1014 жыл бұрын
I would pay to watch that.
@Skawo7 жыл бұрын
"Shit, my grandmother had a bathroom" Well, crikey, I hope she did?
@RemixedVoice7 жыл бұрын
Skawo Bathrooms are pretty important.
@Potato-qv6hq7 жыл бұрын
we used to shite in a hole and then build a shack around it for future shitting in hole.
@FedorovAvtomat7 жыл бұрын
If you lived in a city back in the day you would shit in a pot and toss it out the window.
@Skawo7 жыл бұрын
FedorovAvtomat Back in the day being 1300 A.D?
@Skawo7 жыл бұрын
***** True, I suppose.
@HyperGolem7 жыл бұрын
If Palpatine turned to the light side...
@thefriendlyemperor66577 жыл бұрын
How dare you. No hug now.
@MediumRareOpinions7 жыл бұрын
The Friendly Emperor UNLIMITED HUGS!
@basedtvrk91254 жыл бұрын
The Friendly Emperor I’m gonna fucking subscribe to ya.
Wendy Robinson Damn, I was a year late and a quip short...
@hypnotised-clover5 жыл бұрын
@Sonic 57053 *Chomps orange light saber*
@poseidon16807 жыл бұрын
When I saw Palpatine I thought "shh! Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting for webels!"
@andymadden81834 жыл бұрын
As someone else said: "Emperor Fudd".
@rte33844 жыл бұрын
Like the emperor from the life of brian
@rhyanbennett26297 жыл бұрын
Palpatine looks like Bill Murray.
@AgentTasmania7 жыл бұрын
Except funnier.
@pauliewalnuts20727 жыл бұрын
Rhyan Bennett HE DOES! LOL 😂
@natesmith54267 жыл бұрын
bill Murray as the emperor would be hilarious, just make a smart assed emperor that cracks jokes all the time.
@bayabongo7 жыл бұрын
And Yoda looks a bit like Samuel L. Jackson.
@8bitPikachu7 жыл бұрын
You're right but he looks a bit more bill's brother Brian and i can totally hear Brain Murray's voice coming from that thing
@NathanCassidy7217 жыл бұрын
"Execute Order 69: Get them dates and ensure they have a good time." So proclaims Jolly Old Palpitine.
@arricammarques19553 жыл бұрын
Space invaders indeed
@kandyrew7 жыл бұрын
i would love to see a Toy Story movie spin off about these characters.. as they realize what monsters they have been molded into
@jackmcslay7 жыл бұрын
5:54 It's only two fingers so it's allowed by UK porn laws
@thefriendlyemperor66577 жыл бұрын
hello!
@drxshock69577 жыл бұрын
oh my god lol
@thefriendlyemperor66577 жыл бұрын
yes. it's me.
@hypnotised-clover5 жыл бұрын
Jew it!
@jakespacepiratee37405 жыл бұрын
@@thefriendlyemperor6657 Why do you hate me?
@mikemoose57015 жыл бұрын
You’re flat!
@BaconMinion6 жыл бұрын
Happy Palpy should be a thing. He should be a jolly older gentleman who gives candy to the children and is a grandfatherly figure to Vader.
@archerj20102 жыл бұрын
4 years late, but i imagine he would do the 'quarter behind the ear' trick too.
@awesomeii83462 жыл бұрын
@@archerj2010 I mean he gives you money, but tediously, only in quarters
@HappyBeezerStudios2 жыл бұрын
The dark side truly is the pathway to abilities some consider to be unnatural. But if this version is leading the Empire, I'd be happy to enlist
@ResurrectedOfficial Жыл бұрын
The big question is, would Vader also be a jolly man? Or would he still be the dark clad figure he is?
@HappyBeezerStudios7 күн бұрын
@@ResurrectedOfficial Both. he would be a brooding teenager who tries to keep the appearance, but is actually a really happy guy who enjoys playing with his AT-ATs
@Nightwing19334 жыл бұрын
I Can't believe Ashes predicted the twist/big reveal from TROS.
@beafsuap7 жыл бұрын
Fake action figures on the fake couch. Seems legit.
@ashens22537 жыл бұрын
Fake Ashens
@beafsuap7 жыл бұрын
ashens lol
@fishylogic2227 жыл бұрын
Well at least you're honest
@johndowe70037 жыл бұрын
where have u taken him? :O
@gronaldbibinsky64097 жыл бұрын
Spun# mt ker brd isnt wrki g properly
@ZefVolk7 жыл бұрын
Did you let George Lucas 'digitally remaster' the brown sofa?
@pauliewalnuts20727 жыл бұрын
ZefVolk lol
@ZacHawkins426 жыл бұрын
Snorlax Comedy *GOLD*!
@DangItshere7 жыл бұрын
ashen's episode 3: -palpatine being friendly to the jedis -padme become darth vader instead of anakin -anakin start to use deadsticks
@mitchlmitten58747 жыл бұрын
This is by far the best toy channel in existence
@adamlesevic89907 жыл бұрын
Mitch L he invented the toy channel
@thomasjenkins75067 жыл бұрын
basically, yeah. he was making pop station videos before youtube was a thing.
@mc.gemstone7 жыл бұрын
indeed the best toy channel out there
@camerongower2847 жыл бұрын
yes it is the best
@mitchlmitten58747 жыл бұрын
The Littlest Zombie The first and the best
@EvilDoresh7 жыл бұрын
I hate tat. It's cheap and gets everywhere.
@EvilDoresh7 жыл бұрын
Harley Quinn Must've eaten to many foam kisses.
@EvilDoresh7 жыл бұрын
Totino's Other Boy That's no way to talk to a lady.
@parkercar40197 жыл бұрын
Is "m" considered a vowel now?
@tweetedn7 жыл бұрын
Like my ex boyfriend. (: EvilDoresh
@hypnotised-clover5 жыл бұрын
You basterd
@ChickenChunks7 жыл бұрын
"they painted him with babies diarrhea" -Ashens 2016
@ChickenChunks7 жыл бұрын
also what is intro musics
@smartass2.0417 жыл бұрын
just search ashens intro song
@ChickenChunks7 жыл бұрын
i meant the starwars version
@TheRevolucas7 жыл бұрын
Colin Mochrie as the Emperor.
@scottishtitan35017 жыл бұрын
Alundaio thats what i thought lol
@kalajel7 жыл бұрын
"And then, when the rebel fleet gets here, I'll do an impression of an elephant, that's the signal to shoot the Death Star's laser at the fleet." "Okay, let me hear your elephant..." "QUACK, QUACK, QUACK!" ** everyone in the throne rooms die laughing **
@guyfawkes99517 жыл бұрын
Clearly the Luke Skywalker figure was modeled after late '70s Mick Jagger.
@retcon19917 жыл бұрын
Loving that legally distinct Star Wars theme.
@BloodyBobJr7 жыл бұрын
you'd be so fucking happy too if you were the emperor of the entire damn solar system
@techcraft2287 жыл бұрын
Jere Aho I think it's the galaxy actually
@AnnDVine7 жыл бұрын
He usually is portrayed as quite a laffy chappy, come to think of it.
@chromicm66867 жыл бұрын
Andy McCoolname "be very quiet, I'm hunting wwrebels"
@playeronefilms7 жыл бұрын
what i want to know is, why does he look like david jason in only fools and horses
@thefriendlyemperor66577 жыл бұрын
Well yeah I am Happy. I'm The Friendly Emperor.
@DaveYognaut4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I think I've come back to this video at least once a year just too see that jolly Palpy face. It's strangely probably my favourite Ashens video hahahaha
@professoryakkington96917 жыл бұрын
"It's not terrible" Alec says, as Stuart rips the thing in half by breathing on it
@Timeward767 жыл бұрын
For fuck sake I nearly died of laughter watching this... But I think star wars would be happier if they had used order 500: Give every Jedi a birthday cake
@ashens22537 жыл бұрын
Would that make me a murderer?
@Timeward767 жыл бұрын
Maybe. Unintentional murderer perhaps?
@AnnDVine7 жыл бұрын
"Execute Order... 69! LOLOLOLOLOL"
@brenster217 жыл бұрын
ashens 1st degree manslaughter
@johnalogue98327 жыл бұрын
I desperately hope that's a real thing somehow. Unfortunately, I don't think the orders went that high, but I'm pretty sure there are still a LOT of orders(mostly so 66 wouldn't be noticed among the others). Of course, grandpa Palpatine's real evil is hearing his grandchildren talking about the "Avengers", stopping by the local Redbox, then renting out "Avengers Grimm".
@BaconBotVbeta4 жыл бұрын
"It looks like he's waving hello to his grandchildren" STUART NO WHAT DID YOU DO?!?
@zrahabi7 жыл бұрын
I love the bootleg Star Wars music so much
@StalwartShinobi7 жыл бұрын
is palpatine cosplaying as friar tuck?
@Nightsfail7 жыл бұрын
That really got me lol
@thefriendlyemperor66577 жыл бұрын
No.
@JOCKATEO7 жыл бұрын
the first looks like a young mick Jagger
@SD1fruitbat7 жыл бұрын
I saw that too!
@evillttlimp7 жыл бұрын
Now that would've made it an interesting film!
@bronzewolf64647 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@NodDisciple17 жыл бұрын
A fine quality film.
@steelscooter7 жыл бұрын
Sniffing Vader's Cape is a good name for a punk band 😁
@dankerine7 жыл бұрын
It's not a phase dad! I'm an actual Jedi!
@therulerofsquids5317 жыл бұрын
UGH im a REEEEEL SITH DAD
@maxscardanelli61857 жыл бұрын
Brilliant as always!!! I died when Stuart started playing with Palpatine and Yoda. xD!!!
@joshuagilmore16517 жыл бұрын
Max Scardanelli l
@darianalexander55037 жыл бұрын
I saw the thumbnail and thought you were reviewing chocolate.
@judojamie3796 жыл бұрын
they'd probably look excusable for chocolate
@dominopicamation58367 жыл бұрын
Butcher Vader clearly just made his saber out a really long hot dog sausage.
@Silver_wind_1987_6 жыл бұрын
Harry Warburg hey could be worse I found a darth maul knockoff online named Dennis.....
@Silver_wind_1987_6 жыл бұрын
Harry Warburg anakin looks like a girl. He fights like one to....no wonder he ended up as darth vader
@scarlettNET2 жыл бұрын
I'm relatively sure that the weird wrench thing that Padme brandishes is a semi-manufactured battle droid piece from that one factory on Geonosis in Attack of the Clones. It's incredibly specific and Padme never uses any of those as a weapon, but it'd be par for the course with these bootleg toys.
@Larry7 жыл бұрын
Where is Dennis???
@BasilBonehead6 жыл бұрын
Larry Bundy Jr for the sake of context if anyone sees this comment: Dennis is the name of that bootleg ep 1 darth maul
@troncrash79126 жыл бұрын
Basil Bonehead thank you
@giantsean6 жыл бұрын
Busy fighting Mace Window
@salfordnurse7 жыл бұрын
It reminds me of Spaceballs. "You idiots you've captured their stunt doubles"
@jazwag7 жыл бұрын
Palpatine looks like he's about to behead Yoda with that lightsaber...
@GamingHistorySource7 жыл бұрын
Luke Skywalker looks like a young Mick Jagger. O_O
@lawrencecalablaster5685 жыл бұрын
Gaming History Source I thought he looked like a cartoonish Dale Cooper.
@saltykaiser817 жыл бұрын
The Palpatine looks Mr. Bean "Emperor Bean"
@jasonvoorhees42366 жыл бұрын
Salty Kaiser true XD
@LibraGamesUnlimited7 жыл бұрын
Silly, Pademe is playing "Clue", hence the wrench. :)
@isaacvalentine61167 жыл бұрын
Looks more like a droid arm than a wrench
@LibraGamesUnlimited7 жыл бұрын
Isaac Valentine Maybe that's how "Star Wars" Clue works. There's probably a "Star Wars" edition somewhere (if not there's likely to be eventually). :)
@LibraGamesUnlimited7 жыл бұрын
***** Why and I not surprised that's a thing. In a world where there's a version of Clue based on "Supernatural" and "The Simpsons" (with Smithers as Miss White) then anything is possible. Of course it also occurs to me the robot arm might be a reference to the droid foundry on Geinosis.
@celynes7 жыл бұрын
is clue basically cluedo? if so, I need the star wars version
@LibraGamesUnlimited7 жыл бұрын
Celyn Sammons I think so yeah. I remember the movie had Based on the board game "Clue" and "Cluedo" or words to that effect.
@Kinsata7 жыл бұрын
Emperor Bean, putting the Pal in Palpatine.
@blobbem7 жыл бұрын
"With his... baton...?" 'Rather, sir. Wouldn't want to face a machine gun without this.'
@warpedlogic16037 жыл бұрын
This happy emperor would have made the Youngling scene in episode 3 a lot more light hearted
@pandora86102 жыл бұрын
In an alternate universe, Palpatine was played by Jim Broadbent...
@AlexaExtraordinaire7 жыл бұрын
The intro music is absolutely fantastic :-)
@Skaolloaks7 жыл бұрын
Luke looks less like Mark Hamill and more like Peter Dinklage.
@maddycarbuncle75674 жыл бұрын
For knock-offs these are actually not bad at all! The bodies are not hideously out of proportion, if you look at the faces you can definitely see what they were going for. There isn't much wrong with these physically at all- the funniest thing is they're all off emotionally. Points for consistency! Edit: I take it back. I was only half-way through the video when I typed this :)
@ashens22537 жыл бұрын
To everyone complaining about the sofa. I am not at home. I am on location at the death star 2.0
@DarknessViper997 жыл бұрын
How fitting, a bootleg Ashens.
@knazarandre93276 жыл бұрын
Shit! A hoax!
@hypnotised-clover5 жыл бұрын
Rename yourself Bootlegshens
@themysteriouscatperson94835 жыл бұрын
Rename yourself ‘bootlashens
@bentramer6823 жыл бұрын
This might be illegal
@slawor47 жыл бұрын
That isn't yoda. That's yodawg
@AlphaDragonification7 жыл бұрын
This is a really funny video... I consistently laughed throughout it and then when Stuart said at 15:58 "It's his tunneling device" (referring to the previous fake star wars figure of boba fett which had an upside down jet pack) I died and decided to comment this.
@bdking-ys7qr3 жыл бұрын
3:50 "it looks like he's waving hello to his grandchildren". 4 years later turns out he was lol.
@socialmoon5 жыл бұрын
"Every Jedi is now a good friend of the Republic." Always makes me laugh. :'D
@mpoukanouka66227 жыл бұрын
Luke looks like a young Klaus Kinski
@EvilDoresh7 жыл бұрын
Dear Lord o_O
@EliteSmorechannel7 жыл бұрын
Thats horrifying
@lawrencecalablaster5685 жыл бұрын
I was going more for Kyle MacLachlan.
@PPGIRL4207 жыл бұрын
This is perfect, cause I was just listening to a black metal band called "Hoth" as I drove home in the snow. I guess it's a Star Wars themed evening. Thanks Ashens!
Buddy Christ Kenobi almost killed me. Goddamn I laughed so hard.
@stateofdisorder17 жыл бұрын
These things are so horrid that I almost want to buy them
@PsylomeAlpha7 жыл бұрын
stateofdisorder1977 i want emperor fudd.
@COctagons7 жыл бұрын
Those umbilical cords: If you eat them, you'll become one with the cosmos.
@jamesbuckle61157 жыл бұрын
Physiologist: what makes you happy? Me: cheap low quality Star Wars boot-legs
@rubenbywater36107 жыл бұрын
legend says the reply beggars come around about now
@Chris-wi3vu7 жыл бұрын
ruben bywater haha
@BerylLx7 жыл бұрын
Obi-Wan looks more like Jesus than Obi-Wan Kenobi
@BlackburnBigdragon7 жыл бұрын
The Emperor looked like someone's sweet grandmother! Hahaha!
@raydeen2k7 жыл бұрын
Fake 3PO looks like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys.
@darthpanzer7 жыл бұрын
Even on a bootleg couch.
@Johnny-bu5gw7 жыл бұрын
"LIMITED POWERRRRRRRRRR"
@broken_halo90494 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious! Thank you once again for the hilarious videos.
@MysticJhn7 жыл бұрын
I'll be frank, that Stormy Trooper wearing the Vader legs while holding the big metal rod is kind of badass. Looks like the kind of villain who'd beat you to near death with that thing, but keep you alive just to suffer the wound you'd have after such a clubbing.
@capyblanka38287 жыл бұрын
'Shit! My Grandmother had a bathroom...!' -Stuart Ashen, 2016
@VulpisFoxfire7 жыл бұрын
...Boba Fett by Rob Leifield? Lots of pouches, tiny feet.
@mr.anakinguy70986 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at Elmer Fud Palpatine that it hurt.
@SamuraiCypher4 жыл бұрын
The happy Palpatine orders at the end had me fucking dying lmao
@danmanx27 жыл бұрын
Ashens, kudos to you for another solid video. You had me laughing!
@ashens22537 жыл бұрын
danmanx2 A solid BM indeed.
@BloodfelX7 жыл бұрын
1:52 I don't know whether I should joke about the 1977 incident before The Empire Strikes Back, so I'll just allude to it.
@BloodfelX7 жыл бұрын
9:02 The world's worst Tonfa. 18:15 That... looks strangely good to me.
@lawrencecalablaster5685 жыл бұрын
Wait, what?
@TheCrazyHedgehogLady4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit... the Emperor looks like a very jolly (perhaps with the help of a lot of liquor?) monk. He’s so happy it makes me happy and I really needed some extra happy today. Thanks, guys. You’re awesome. Just discovered your channel and loving it. 🙃
@TheCrazyHedgehogLady3 жыл бұрын
I love you guys so hard for referencing ‘Pipe wrench fight’. 🤣
@blaineishere38517 жыл бұрын
The c3po figure is based off of the rebels version. Not the episode seven version. And they are different molds. lol. Is it sad that I can tell you exactly which figure each of these is nicked from?
@togepimaster10197 жыл бұрын
Ashens, you have to make a stop motion Star Wars episode using the fake figures!
@Nob0dy4207 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch your videos you always make me cry with laughter 😂😂😂
@robertsides36267 жыл бұрын
6:56 I had no idea Gary Coleman played Yoda! "Talking about, you what; Luke?"
@Trashware7 жыл бұрын
Oh look, it's Liam "Buddy Kenobi" Neeson!
@JustNatax37 жыл бұрын
Trashware hahaha!
@HavenMarches7 жыл бұрын
Trashware LOL XD
@JohnSegway-RainingLamppost7 жыл бұрын
I thought that Emperor Theresa May for a sec there
@webchimp7 жыл бұрын
Oh don't joke, that's a terrifying thought.
@Dead_pool847 жыл бұрын
i found this video by accident but its one of the funniest things ive seen. great commentary guys.
@ced11063 жыл бұрын
That fake Star Wars music is great, so to speak. Thanks for the videos!!!
@user-mr1pw9fy4x7 жыл бұрын
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS THIS SOFA
@mobrien987 жыл бұрын
Bootleg figures, bootleg sofa.
@kinkshamer50677 жыл бұрын
Vidici 1950 its bootlegged
@BrownEyePinch7 жыл бұрын
Vidici 1950 chinas finest
@bradgratton63577 жыл бұрын
Dave G yeah duh mate
@bradgratton63577 жыл бұрын
Vidici 1950 u suck
@JamiesonComedy7 жыл бұрын
Boba CounterFett.
@snekkans7 жыл бұрын
God I love these bootleg Star Wars intros. Just close enough to seem legit but just off enough to signify bootleggery.
@Highlander777 жыл бұрын
Just sat down to eat some pizza. Open KZfaq to find something interesting to watch while I eat. See that Ashens just uploaded a new video. Fuck yeah.
@georgeh50752 жыл бұрын
Fuck rogue one was 6 years ago. Where has my life gone.
@NikkiWrightVGM7 жыл бұрын
I find your lack of Robocop song in this video disturbing.
@mc.gemstone7 жыл бұрын
always look forward to these! (and I'm not even a star wars fan)