I still think you should've just melted everything into a clusterfuck of madness and placed the newly fused item onto the shelf of interesting items.

More Poundland food specials please! There is nothing more interesting than watching a stranger's pair of hands eating and eloquently critiquing barely edible food purchased for £1!

Alternate title: "Ashens Cleans Out His Junk Drawer And Gets Surprisingly Well Paid For It."

You push the button on the Star Destroyer and the crew flushes every toilet at once.

It's actually kinda interesting to see someone just go through old shit that they found in a drawer, lol.

"Forged deep in the heart of a factory in Poland" God damnit Ashens, I nearly choked on my dinner!

"Do not make illegal copies of this disc." Did they actually think that was going to stop anyone?

"there will never be one like it... here have a spare."

I never would've thought watching a guy look through his "man drawer" would be so entertaining.

“The Wanking Lobster” was my favorite Scooby-Doo episode

" 'Ruff ruff.' 'Ruff.' 'We are dead.' 'Yes.' EXISTENTIALISM." I should NOT have laughed as hard as I did at that.

More like the drawer of 'seems a shame to bin it'.

arctic cooling is a pretty bro company. they sent me one of their fans for free, postage paid and everything, when i inquired about buying a new replacement fan for one of their coolers and was told they don't sell them anymore. it's likely a fluid dynamic bearing fan. those are suspended in liquid rather than spinning on ball bearings alone. it's a higher quality fan and will last quite a long time. i say pass it on to someone who needs it.

Only channel that can go from a high quality produced live action segment back to reviewing toys on a sofa.

Is no one else bothered that we didn't get the satisfaction of seeing the stickies burn?

For some reason I get a feeling that heaven is just an endless ashens vid...

I have swell memories connecting those ADSL filters into one giant snake.

No one can lick their own elbow. Except Elbows Mutant. Seems a shit superpower, honestly.

Those stickies melted into the shape of the continental United States.

Ah, Poland, that arcane place. Full of Witchers.

Got one of those fuzzaways awesome on the pug

Does the die come with frozen yogurt? ... The frogurt is also cursed.

"One of those old ADSL lines" Hey, Australia still exists!

7:44 I saw that cut ashens. I SAW THAT CUT.

"hello again" "is the item ready?" rude, yet efficient and straight to the point introducing ashens-manners

Hang on, did you just say 2001 was 15 years ago? 15 years ago?! holy shit you're right!

This should be a once a year kind of thing.

I've never found this much enjoyment in a man searching through an old drawer before

i was sad when the existential dogs got burned

Laughed for a good 10 seconds when he said "welcome to my channel, the future of entertainment" Ashens hasn't changed in years and I love it

Rugby Tempo, loved the album.

Always like it when there's an episode of something built on continuity.

My brother loves those stickies. They're so annoying. I hate them. I hate him. I may have to burn him.

This should be a yearly thing; offering salvation or death... or more purgatory for those that remain.

Little did I know rewatching all those old Ashens videos over the last week or so was merely preparation for this moment.

We need to see more of the ol' shelf and fire in videos! Bring them back good chap!

kind of sad the skeledude burnt up. at least the Scooby Doo ones are "safe".

When you wound up that fan I swear I could feel a breeze.

I want that dice...

The middle of the flower fan thing looks like a pepperoni pizza...

9:29 "hmm" I love when he does that, somebody needs to make a montage of him saying that

Ashens, you should probably move the sofa into a shed. Then you can burn your tat properly. You just singed the dogs' hair a bit.

Copper for internet connections... 21% of the US is on DSL.

I have waited for this video for so long! The final judgement of so many items that I have seen thrown into that drawer over the years.

I'm disappointed we cannot purchase the dice ourselves.

17:10 why must we suffer? is there a meaning to it? i ponder as the flames of the blowtorch eat through my fur. had i been judged by the cruelty of chance? or by the whim of an uncaring god? -last recorded words of existential dog

Oh my God, I remember asking him at mcm Manchester in summer if he had any plans for the draw of purgatory, he actually did something with it. Yay!!!

He burned the three things I didn't want to see burned. Oh the humanity!

Wow... Mighty Beans... Who remembers those? My brother just HAD to get them, didn't he... Grrr...

Ashens really needs to do a sequel to this

I wasn't expecting a special presentation in this video. I like special presentations! And remember: You can't spell "presentation" without "tat"! Seriously though, that was freaking awesome. Thank you.

I wish I had my own set of British people around me to talk to each other. It's so fun to listen to them.

Maybe there's a person that breaks I into people's houses and put CPU coolers, and other toot in their draws.

Burning them makes them look interesting! You should have a reformed interestingly burnt shelf!

Absolutely hilarious. Truly the future of entertainment.

"you plug it into and old fashioned adsl copper phone line" - here in Australia we still have those today.

What a way to start my morning, to watch some worthless toys get barbecued. :D I would've liked to see the icky stickies get charred but I suppose it would've been too hazardous even for Ashens so I guess I can deal with it. There was no blessings from Chef Excellence today for the toys of purgatory.

_"An excellent bloke"_

The drawer of purgatory would be useful in the 2000s

"The Time has Come," the Walrus said, "to talk of many things," "Of ships, and shoes, and ceiling wax! An Cabbages, and Kings!"

I would have never thought that I would watch 20 minutes of a British man going through his junk drawer. This is straight out of Rick and Morty.

The die could be a possible addition to the next Ashensbox as well as a cigarette lighter shaped like the blowtorch!

"The best thing about Hero Quest are the various bits and bobs Ashens forgot about in his drawer of purgatory."

You're trying to hypnotize us with that flower 'fan'. :)

"A lot of places around the world still using copper lines" The majority of the UK still uses copper lines, mate.

Use the device to judge 3 of the most valuable things you own/prize :D

OMG, I can't believe you just showcased that Remington sweater shaver thing! I had that thing back in college, and I was so excited about it, and then when I took it home... it was just not that great, but I still kept trying to use it and not giving up on it... It's been 20 years!!! hahahaha

That dice sequence was amazing.

I actually liked ghost Bart. He should of been the sole survivor, to tell his story to those on the shelf.

ashens has that blowtorch for doing dabs

I have waited for this fir a loooooong time. Yay for finally existing!

8:24 I used to love those things as a kid I had tons of vehicles and stuff and this sick rocket one that made noises I think

flicking princess leia's bean

i am an actual breadstick

You forgot, didn't you... The Skull of Mystery shall not be forgotten!

This was like peering through a window into your weird little life, I loved it.

it is about that time of year, how about a holiday foods from around the world special with Barry? i think it would be rather funny to see some of the reactions to some of the foods different cultures eat normally on holidays :-)

shouldve called this 'Judgement Day"

"Remington Fuzzaway" sounds like the name of a British actor that you know from multiple things, but didn't know who he was.

That opening was perfect!

I have this weird memory of the dogs ascending to the shelf. Am I from another dimension?

Wait, if he was taking a liking to the skeletal, chupacabra-looking figurine, why didn't he just disregard the die and spare it? Also, I would've spared the dogs in favor of burning the policeman and space man if I were him.

I remember using HD floppies with my Amiga, but I had to cover the hole on the left side for Amiga's built-in drive to recognize it. I never had any problems with corrupted data, but I were mostly using quality floppies from Verbatim, Dysan, Sony and BASF if I remember well. Quality floppies were also pretty durable and worked smoothly without that scratching noise.

This is the real way Andy chose which toys to keep in Toy Story 3 the rest were *BURNED*

I have to use an adsl splitter on our copper cables for my internet thanks bt

Those melted stickies kind of look like America.

lmfao the ghost of Bart Simpson sits on my desk now and that's exactly what I called him as well

Ashens, this is an excellent video. Thank you.

No joke, Ashens, I'll make you an offer for some of that old stuff. Particularly the Wii SD Key and the old keyboard to PS2 adapter. I have one of those old keyboards that is actually bloody brilliant. ;_;

Sadly no, that GameCube Memory Card SD card reader will not let you use the GameBoy Player. The GameBoy Player has a specific mini-disc you have to use. The GameCube reads that disc, which tells the GameCube "Oi, read the GameBoy Player".

I'd love to go through all your old draws ashes, I bet I'd find loads of interesting things ;)

Half of the Drawer of Purgatory should be in a technology museum.

1:12 ashenstechtips

I think the Scooby-Doo giant lobster was from the Zombie Island movie.

I wonder how many of those AOL disc where produced over the years? It's got to be in the billions! A hefty contribution to landfill.

I have no idea why I spend my nights watching these videos.....unfortunately I can't fucking stop

wait ashens what happen to the SEGA Figurens ?

Can we bid on this stuff?

I've been waiting for this video for a while.

OMG we had a Remington Fuzzaway! I was obsessed with debobbling things as a small child. Ohhhh the late 80s before we had proper computer games - fun with debobbling!