They're just gonna keep knocking his hand off for the rest of eternity.

For anyone who didn't get it, at the end, her last task was to demolish a truck. Written on the side was article 1, section 36.03. This was the clause that banned same sex marriage in Alabama. So, this makes FOB even more awesome than they were before, and yes, it is possible.

It's been 6 years and I still don't know what surprises me less: That Joe keeps his car keys in the fridge Or that Pete knows Joe keeps his car keys in the fridge

This girl is living that Wattpad self-insert fic dreams

1:01 _"And Brendon had nothing to do with the entire record"_

Fall Out Boy videos are a big game of Finding Beebo

Pete honestly looks like that one friend that always wants to do stuff when you don't want to, but you do it to not hurt his feelings, and you end up having a great time

Pete: come do awesome stuff with me! Patrick: let's do random fun stuff! Andy: wanna come work out with a buff guy? Joe: WALK MY ZEBRA SLAVE!!!

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If this would be real, being fob's assistant could be the best job in the world

1:02 brendon: wait this isn’t my band also brendon: oh yeah...

(Not so) Fun fact: Joe said in an interview that the reason why he was wearing a robe and mostly had laid back stuff in the vid was because he had back surgery that time 😢

The most fun 4 minutes and 8 seconds I've had in YEARS

1:00 when you dont have any band members so you try to sneak yourself into another band😂😂😂😂😂

Everyone: Has her do fun stuff with them Joe: oh! A slave

This song is insane. The tone and rhythm bounce all over the place, and why the Munsters theme? No clue, but it's amazing. I've never seen a music video with the lines on screen before, either. That's a neat touch.

wut Brendon why are you here? also Patrick with the bunnies and chicks killed me and i love how his Stump is an ongoing thing now

Patrick: I want bunnies and baby chickens on me Pete: LETS GO INDOOR SKYDIVING!!! WOOOOOOOO

Can we just take a second to realize that a popular, punk rock group created a catchy song about Uma Thurman and her roles in Pulp Fiction & Kill Bill...

bro the little guitar lick is amazing. playing it for marching band and it sounds amazing with the full band! 🙏

Lmao Joe wanted a helper, Pete wanted a partner for fun, Andy wanted to be fit, Patrick just didn't wanna be alone 😂😂😂

The comments for this video 50% Patrick with chicks and bunnies 50% The wild Beebo at 1:01

I love how they accommodated Joe. I think he had surgery, and he still was fucking hilarious. I love them all so much

damn i miss those days when i was in 8 grade, i returned from school and found out FOB released this song. was 14 now 21, serving in the millitary but wont miss a chance to listen to this music :)

"whats your dream job?" me:

"Take Joe's car. Keys are in the fridge" In the fridge...

The 🎸 riff at 0:38 is from "The Munsters" (1964-66) 📺 theme song. As much as it might sound like surf rock guitarist Dick Dale ("Pipeline"/"Miserlou") 🏄 🌊 , it was actually originally done by jazz-session guitarist Howard Roberts. 🤓

omg patrick is so friggin precious, like, who wouldn’t wanna be covered in small animals?

*casually goes through all FOB music videos and watches them*

*Brendon Urie Meme* When you realize your not in the right music vid and _even better_ YOU'RE NOT IN THE BAND

Patrick looks so happy to be covered in small animals *and, hell, who wouldn't be?*

It's almost 7 years old, yet still one of our generation's most iconic song's.

Everyone's commenting about Beebo and I'm just wondering... why does Joe keep his keys in the fridge?

and here we have Brendon playing paintball instead of writing sins not tragedies

2:39 anyone notice she is reading him an algebra book for him to fall asleep:) its called superior brains lol

Lyrics : I can move mountains I can work a miracle, work a miracle Oh, oh, oh, I'll keep you like an oath May nothing but death do us part She wants to dance like Uma Thurman Bury me 'til I confess She wants to dance like Uma Thurman And I can't get you out of my head The stench, the stench of summer sex And CK Eternity, oh hell yes! Divide me down to the smallest I can be Put your, put your v-v-v-venom in me I can move mountains I can work a miracle, work a miracle Oh, oh, oh, I'll keep you like an oath May nothing but death do us part She wants to dance like Uma Thurman Bury me 'til I confess She wants to dance like Uma Thurman And I can't get you out of my head The blood, the blood, the blood of the lamb Is worth two lions but here I am And I slept in last night's clothes and tomorrow's dreams But they're not quite what they seem I can move mountains I can work a miracle, work a miracle Oh, oh, oh, I'll keep you like an oath May nothing but death do us part You'll find your way And may death find you alive Take me down the line In Gem City we turn the tide You'll find your way And may death find you alive Take me down the line In Gem City we turn the tide She wants to dance like Uma Thurman Bury me 'til I confess She wants to dance like Uma Thurman And I can't get you out of my head I can move mountains I can work a miracle, work a miracle Oh, oh, oh, keep I'll you like an oath May nothing but death do us apart I can move mountains I can work a miracle, work a miracle Oh, oh, oh, I'll keep you like an oath May nothing but death do us part

I'M SCREAMING THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN SOMEONE HOLD ME

1:01 beebo’s just like “Wait dis not panic!...”

love how brendon urie just randomly shows up in this vid classic :)

0:38 “Who’s been messing up everything? It’s been Agatha all along” 😂

1:01 is my favorite Fall Out Boy member!

Me: Oh this is cool- OH HAI DIDNT SEE YOU THERE BRENDON

1:01 Brendon's like "Wait! Who's music video is this?" lol

Brendon Urie :shows up for 0.0001 second Entire comment section talks about him what a legend 😂

Everyone: using your assistant like an assistant Pete: let's fly in a hurricane simulator, then ride on a bull

joe: youre my slave patty: put chicks on my head andy: lets workout pete: broo lets go play paintball with beebo

1:01 Brendon when he heard Panic! on the radio for the first time and realized it wasn't Fall Out Boy

Saw them live last week. They did this song. The crowd loved it

Patrick surrounded by chickens and bunnies makes me scream it's the best thing ever

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Me: And why am I _here_ again? *checks mind and sees that he just watched the latest WandaVision*

Still enjoying this one. I mean, three things make this supreme: that retro Munsters surf rock riff, the reference to Mia and Vincent at Jackrabbit Slim's, and including karaoke of this song in its own music video.

i like that brendon urie is Just playing paintball with them 😂 "update thanks for 2K likes" ^,^

A wild Brendon apeared

"She's wants to dance like Agatha Harkness. She's got us under a spell."

My daughter used to listen to them when she was In her teens , she's now 30 and still loving them , and now I'm TOTALLY addicted to and my grandaughter grandaughter , love your music , it gets me through ❤❤

2:16 was adorable. The animals were pretty cute, too, I guess

DIVIDE ME DOWN TO THE SMOLEST I CAN BEAN

IT’S BEEN AGATHA ALL ALONG

fun fact about the assistant’s final task; the truck she’s driving over in the tank has an old article from alabama’s laws that was anti-gay marriage (specifically defining marriage as between a man and woman exclusively). this video was released april 17th, 2015, right before arguments in the supreme court began on the case that would, in june 26th of that year, legalize gay marriage in all 50 states!

PATRICK'S HAND KEEPS FALLING OFF OH MY GOD

am i the only one who almost choked when brendon popped up?

as someone whose father was a big fan of the Munsters, and grew up hearing that guitar bit I immediately recognized it and I was like WTF? Have to admit I love this song.

"She can change the world. She can warp reality, warp reality. Oh oh!"

"Any ideas for the Uma Thurman video?" "A zebra, Brendon Urie, and a tank."

Brendon continues his tradition at 1:00

I just played this song for my high school band spring concert and it’s one of the most fun songs to play as a clarinet, the beat and the rhythm is just so fun to listen to and play

I would just like to say that the Algebra textbook from 2:43 is what we are using in my 9th grade math class.

BRENDON AT 1:02 AND I LITERALLY PANIC! -KED.......

WHEN PATRICK HAS ALL THE LITTLE BUNNIES OVER HIM THATS THE FUCKING CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD

What's interesting is the lack of people mentioning The Munsters. Was I the only weird child in the 90s watching The Munsters??😂

Patrick stump covered in bunnies is most likely the cutest thing I'll ever see for the rest of my life

1:01 When the teacher gives homework with 2 questions, but each has 26 parts

I still love this album and I am not ashamed

It’s been 5 years and I still can’t get over this song

Brendon's just like" Wait a minute, this isn't my music video. And this isn't my band. wtf"

I was curious about the end thing. You know, the truck's writing they have on the side? Yeah, that's Alabama's law against gay marriage. Props to FOB for that.

I love this video because these guys are just having the time of their lives. How I wish to be that girl right now.

joe, andy, and pete: ask for normal stuff and company patrick: duckies

1:01 When they haven't heard of closing the goddamn door 😤

no one is talking about Patrick with the bunnies..

Fall Out Boy - “I’m a Fan.” Excellent. 🎶 Like California Wine. Jonny Weiss “Highway to America.” 😎 🎶

The assistant struggling to do pull up while on Andy's back at 2:06 and he's just sitting there on his knees using one hand like " wow bro she light"

WAS THAT BRENDON URIE I SAW

I STARTED TO PANIC WHEN I SAW BRENDON (sorry i had to say that)

One my favorite music from fallout boys y'all rocks

"The blood, the blood, the blood of the lamb Is worth two lions but here I am" 🔥🔥

THE BUNNY ON HIS HEAD WAS ADORABLE!!!

1:01 Isn't this Brendon Urie, that guy who plays with Gerard Way on Twenty One Pilots? My favorite song of theirs is All The Small Things, that one from the album American Idiot.

I love how Brendon Urie is in this video.

OH MY GOD. I’m 18, I now know what he means when he says “She want sto dance like Uma Thurman”. HES TALKING ABOUT UMA IN PULP FICTION WHEN HER AND JOHN TRAVOLTA DANCED. I never knew her name, glad I do now :)

nobody’s mentioning joe casually eating out of Patrick’s fake hand,

1:01 IS THAT BRENDON URIE?!?!?!

I haven't heard this song for like 5 years but then it came to mind and I realized I can figure out what song I was thinking of with Google's new tune recognizer. Thanks Google and thank you Fallout Boy

no one: brendon: wait- this isn't my band-

Brendon you're in the wrong band

Then we got Brendon Urie over here playing paintball instead of writing sins not tragedies

I love how big Sean was in the music video 😂

Uploaded on April 17, 2015. My uncle's (my mom's younger brother) 40th birthday, and 8 days before my mom's 41st birthday.

Patrick with the bunny on his fedora OMG!