Trump and Biden to Face Off in Two Debates, Cohen Called Trump "Cheeto-Dusted Cartoon Villain"

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The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

18 күн бұрын

Jimmy addresses the latest news, like ABC announcing the first Golden Bachelorette, Boeing delaying their Starliner launch again due to a helium leak and a study finding that Americans spend 10% of their TV viewing time on KZfaq.
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Trump and Biden to Face Off in Two Debates, Cohen Called Trump "Cheeto-Dusted Cartoon Villain"
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@wizquinn8021
@wizquinn8021 16 күн бұрын
Also soundproof booths hanging above so that if anyone starts yelling, it drops. 😂
@PhanactFJ
@PhanactFJ 16 күн бұрын
CONE OF SILENCE
@user-yo3vt7ft1p
@user-yo3vt7ft1p 16 күн бұрын
Hear, hear!
@kelleywimberley
@kelleywimberley 16 күн бұрын
Screw that- my dad is a mathematical physicist who still teaches at 88
@ALCRAN2010
@ALCRAN2010 16 күн бұрын
Dust of the COVID plastic partitions from last time!!
@TheSocratease
@TheSocratease 16 күн бұрын
Silence of the lamb.😎😙
@riobrasilsambashowssambist1453
@riobrasilsambashowssambist1453 16 күн бұрын
I haven't watched TV in about 4 years . Watching KZfaq now
@SuperFkv
@SuperFkv 16 күн бұрын
Same here
@alinchitown7556
@alinchitown7556 16 күн бұрын
Pretty much between KZfaq and Prime Video pretty much covers it for me 😂😂😂
@georgesears2916
@georgesears2916 16 күн бұрын
Same, but I don't think that's something to boast about...
@alinchitown7556
@alinchitown7556 16 күн бұрын
@@georgesears2916 Not a boast just telling a factual story more meant to be a funny anecdote.
@janethanna9023
@janethanna9023 16 күн бұрын
Why ?​@@georgesears2916
@JamesOfEarth
@JamesOfEarth 16 күн бұрын
Not surprised you missed the funniest part of Biden’s message.
@kittyhazes5741
@kittyhazes5741 16 күн бұрын
It was on purpose
@tatsunithelennyking2540
@tatsunithelennyking2540 15 күн бұрын
@@kittyhazes5741 you people are insane LOL
@sat0rii
@sat0rii 16 күн бұрын
We already do the microphone cut-off thing here in Indonesian presidential debates. It works fantastic. I don't know why you wouldn't do it all the time; any candidate's speaking time should be 100% respected no matter who they are.
@typicalhguy9290
@typicalhguy9290 16 күн бұрын
One problem with it in this case: Moderator: 'Mister Trump, your time is up and we've cut your mic.' Trump: 'THAT'S OKAY, I CAN SCREAM A LOT LOUDER THAN THIS!'
@ShawnHartmann-ul2qk
@ShawnHartmann-ul2qk 15 күн бұрын
@@typicalhguy9290That’s another reason Nome was a bad VP pick, trump is an old yeller. He dodged a bullet there.
@LahainaStrong444
@LahainaStrong444 15 күн бұрын
ikr. yet USA has been dumbing down for a long time. people don't know what respect and manners are anymore, in the USA.
@mojo500100
@mojo500100 15 күн бұрын
@@LahainaStrong444 we Americans who really want to be honest have to agree with you …..
@orlamarch721
@orlamarch721 13 күн бұрын
dukung siapa bro
@rainstarr1
@rainstarr1 16 күн бұрын
You left out where President Biden told Trump "I hear your free on Wednesdays".
@GoredonFreeman
@GoredonFreeman 15 күн бұрын
Yeah, Biden should have left that out, too. Flaunting your team's backfiring lawfare is not a good look...
@hankstrickland5011
@hankstrickland5011 15 күн бұрын
@GoredonFreeman You waiting to suck off Don Don
15 күн бұрын
Cry more. We love magst tears.
@MaryAnnNytowl
@MaryAnnNytowl 13 күн бұрын
Oh, hell, no ​@@GoredonFreeman! It was PERFECT!
@mudiremunene
@mudiremunene 16 күн бұрын
Can't believe you cut off the "free on Wednesdays" part.
@karenfarfan1836
@karenfarfan1836 16 күн бұрын
Fallon cut off Biden. Biden also said, "Set the date, I hear you are free on Wednesday."
@worldtravelerall7
@worldtravelerall7 16 күн бұрын
You beat me to it! I was about to say the same thing. But then again, it's Fallon...
@ramseyslaughter8404
@ramseyslaughter8404 16 күн бұрын
Guess Jimmy didn't want Biden to show him up with the funniest punchline in the episode.
@hughjorg4008
@hughjorg4008 16 күн бұрын
Stephen Colbert showed Biden's punchline: "Set the date, I hear you are free on Wednesday," 😂 and his audience responded with a standing ovation !! 👍
@copernicofelinis
@copernicofelinis 16 күн бұрын
​@@hughjorg4008so did Seth Meyers and Desy Lydic. Evidently it was too funny to be featured in a Fallon's show. 😂
@user-yn7yo1co3k
@user-yn7yo1co3k 16 күн бұрын
You'd think Jimmy would know better than to roll up on a man's punch lines. But he's only been doing this ten years. 😏
@russellhammond371
@russellhammond371 16 күн бұрын
The Olympics officials do know sex was a thing before the invention of beds, right?
@deborahchandler1815
@deborahchandler1815 16 күн бұрын
Why did you leave off the best part, i hear your free on wednesday.
@GoredonFreeman
@GoredonFreeman 15 күн бұрын
Flaunting your team's backfiring lawfare is not a good look...
@checkmugged
@checkmugged 15 күн бұрын
My lord dude, how many times are you going to post the same blather?
15 күн бұрын
Cry baby magat.
@MaryAnnNytowl
@MaryAnnNytowl 13 күн бұрын
​@@GoredonFreemanlike I've said twice, already, hell, no, dude! It was a PERFECT ending! And sorry, I hate to break it to you, but it's all on your cult leader - he's the one that put himself in that situation, not Biden or anyone in Biden's administration. They're not even the ones in control of the case, LOL - it's a NY STATE court, not a federal court! Don't they teach you anything in Trumplandia? Or do they just treat you like fungus, by keeping you in the dark and feeding you your cult leader's bullshyt? Imagine not knowing the difference between a state and federal court system! 😂😂😂
@dannidunn9302
@dannidunn9302 16 күн бұрын
We don’t need another trump circus with him yelling over Biden. Here’s betting trump backs out blaming it on the conditions.
@user-lt4ob6hw3t
@user-lt4ob6hw3t 15 күн бұрын
Yes trumpb will back out by making some lame excuses.
@LahainaStrong444
@LahainaStrong444 15 күн бұрын
I bet a dollar he just might do it.
@threeravens1788
@threeravens1788 15 күн бұрын
@@LahainaStrong444😂
@itsmaam4923
@itsmaam4923 15 күн бұрын
Biden reads what he is told to. Trump is an amazing debater. Biden lied the entire last debate. Every word Biden said proved to be 100% false.
@James-ui4ed
@James-ui4ed 15 күн бұрын
Maybe Joe won’t fall down again for a 5th time 😂
@vinniediesel1369
@vinniediesel1369 16 күн бұрын
Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities, has the power to make you commit atrocities. ~Voltaire
@TaijaSkyDragon
@TaijaSkyDragon 16 күн бұрын
You are pretty hard on Biden and you left off the funniest part, I hear you’re free on Wednesday.
@Image-X
@Image-X 15 күн бұрын
Biden about to be free everyday after he loses the election. There's a reason he's behind in the polls.
@VV-gi6cu
@VV-gi6cu 15 күн бұрын
Biden does not know the difference between Wednesday from Thursday, 6/27.
@GoredonFreeman
@GoredonFreeman 15 күн бұрын
He was being nice to Biden. Flaunting your team's backfiring lawfare is not a good look...
15 күн бұрын
😥😥😥🍊🤡
@MaryAnnNytowl
@MaryAnnNytowl 13 күн бұрын
​@@VV-gi6cuI try to imagine being in your cult, being kept in the dark and only fed your cult leader's bullshyt. No wonder you people are so hateful. That's all you've been taught.
@BP-1988
@BP-1988 16 күн бұрын
Fallon cut off the best part of Biden's offer to debate Trump. Biden said they could debate on a Wednesday because he knowns that Trump doesn't have court that day.
@buddysmith7462
@buddysmith7462 16 күн бұрын
why did you cut the president off.. he had a good one at the end jeesh
@GoredonFreeman
@GoredonFreeman 15 күн бұрын
Flaunting your team's backfiring lawfare is not a good look...
15 күн бұрын
You are crying those magat tears on everyone's comments. Whine & cry in silence, please.
@James-ui4ed
@James-ui4ed 15 күн бұрын
Joe doesn’t know where he is and he’s going to get smoked by Trump in any debate.
@MaryAnnNytowl
@MaryAnnNytowl 13 күн бұрын
​@@GoredonFreemanoh, hell, no, dude! It was PERFECT! And sorry, but I hate to break it to you, but it's all on your cult leader - he's the one that put himself in that situation, not Biden or anyone in Biden's administration. They're not even the ones in control of the case, LOL - it's a NY STATE court, not a federal court! Don't they teach you anything in Trumplandia? Or do they just treat you like fungus, by keeping you in the dark and feeding you your cult leader's bullshyt? 😂😂😂
@larrymosher5045
@larrymosher5045 16 күн бұрын
Jimmy,I am watching you now on you tube.Thanks KZfaq.
@benjaminten3596
@benjaminten3596 16 күн бұрын
Biden Says I Heard You Got Wednesday Off ... Y'all Ready With , The Microphone Cut , Video Cut 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ....... @jimmyfallin
@whiskyjames4200
@whiskyjames4200 16 күн бұрын
Funny!😂
@andrewyama6027
@andrewyama6027 16 күн бұрын
I love Dark Brandon.😎
@ALCRAN2010
@ALCRAN2010 16 күн бұрын
Dark Brandon doesn't just flush the toilet. Dark Brandon scares the shhh.. Sharpie documents out of it!! 😂😂😂
@siswohlslagel8919
@siswohlslagel8919 15 күн бұрын
​@@ALCRAN2010vote 💙💙💙
@Beth-zg6gb
@Beth-zg6gb 15 күн бұрын
They cut off the best part of President Biden’s shade challenge at the end! Hiss boo, Jimmy! I love me some Dark Brandon sass! 💕
@rikkiechambers4959
@rikkiechambers4959 16 күн бұрын
The hey Ron , hey Billy video hits every time .. still😂😂😂
@sg-yq8pm
@sg-yq8pm 15 күн бұрын
And Ryan will forever be known as "Ron".
@vinniediesel1369
@vinniediesel1369 16 күн бұрын
To quote former United States President Theodore Roosevelt: "No man is above the law and no man is below it; nor do we ask any man's permission when we ask him to obey it. Obedience to the law is demanded as a right, not asked as a favor." "The judges who administer justice in our countries must be seen as ethical and subject to meaningful correction when it is necessary. Nothing less than the rule of law is at stake."
@joellevarela5458
@joellevarela5458 16 күн бұрын
Love how you don't talk about Trump 24/7 like others do... it's a pure comedic relief!❤
@tangoangel2782
@tangoangel2782 16 күн бұрын
Lol. I spend 99% of my TV watching time on youtube 😂
@juliancrooks3031
@juliancrooks3031 16 күн бұрын
We can't hear you mr.trump, your ankle monitor is beeping too loud
@ALCRAN2010
@ALCRAN2010 16 күн бұрын
1st presidential hopeful out on work release! 😂😂
@tatsunithelennyking2540
@tatsunithelennyking2540 15 күн бұрын
I love how you guys completely forgo "innocent 'till proven guilty" when it suits your needs. Get some perspective. You need some help. You're a lost soul.
@JFK-dn6er
@JFK-dn6er 16 күн бұрын
At trumps rally in New Jersey trump asked is there anything better than a trump rally.How about not being at a trump rally.
@nicholasgarrick8855
@nicholasgarrick8855 16 күн бұрын
That Cat meme was hilarious best part of this monologue.
@yesfan621
@yesfan621 15 күн бұрын
The bird was better 😅
@7rob27
@7rob27 16 күн бұрын
Every non American: “what’s a student loan?” Every American: “FY”
@tanyaldutton
@tanyaldutton 15 күн бұрын
Canadian here, had a student loan
@7rob27
@7rob27 15 күн бұрын
@@tanyaldutton Ok, every non North American
@ericchild8845
@ericchild8845 15 күн бұрын
“Cheeto dusted” bawhahahahaha, good one Jimmy!
@legen_dary42
@legen_dary42 16 күн бұрын
You forgot one of my favorite nicknames Cohen gave Trump: Mandarin Mussolini 😂
@j.c.5749
@j.c.5749 16 күн бұрын
Cohen uses Vonschitzenpants too
@tatsunithelennyking2540
@tatsunithelennyking2540 15 күн бұрын
Can I ask, genuinely, what trump did that was authoritarian? Because as someone not from the US, if anyone's showing signs of tyrrany, it's Biden. Man literally wanted to make a ministry of truth. It doesn't get any more mask off than that. So I ask again, what did trump do that was authoritarian? Because I can't think of a single example. You might have some, so please enlighten me.
@wconradjr
@wconradjr 15 күн бұрын
Lmao…. Cheetoh-dusted cartoon villain. I’m dyin over here…..😂😂😂
@WooHooCrossStitch
@WooHooCrossStitch 15 күн бұрын
Hahahahaha! The kid with a knife reminds me of our dog, Luna. As a puppy she was very fond of jumping up to the countertop to grab a knife while I had turned away from the chopping board. 'Puppy with a knife!!' was our usual call. We have lots of knives with chewed up handles!
@Riclmnopp
@Riclmnopp 16 күн бұрын
Trump/Biden debate: Let’s Get Ready to Mumble
@user-yo3vt7ft1p
@user-yo3vt7ft1p 16 күн бұрын
Good one.
@alinchitown7556
@alinchitown7556 16 күн бұрын
True but I still prefer the mumbuler in the White House as opposed to the one who sold his sole to Putin 💙💙💙🇺🇸💙💙💙
@martinmcnicholas5000
@martinmcnicholas5000 16 күн бұрын
the thriller between trump and vanilla
@Riclmnopp
@Riclmnopp 16 күн бұрын
⁠@@alinchitown7556I wonder why Putin waited until Trump was out of office before going after Ukraine then.
@geoffgunn9673
@geoffgunn9673 16 күн бұрын
at least Biden mumbles something that is useful to the country, not just the same old revengeful rant the orangutan does
@nicholasgarrick8855
@nicholasgarrick8855 16 күн бұрын
Who ask for golden bachelorette look like the franchise didn't learn the last time 😂.
@nicholasgarrick8855
@nicholasgarrick8855 16 күн бұрын
Jimmy your on fire tonight all the jokes were stellar.
@albertwjoell
@albertwjoell 15 күн бұрын
Whatcha mean "switching gears"??!! Jimmy cut off Biden saying that he hears that Trump is free on Wednesdays! That zinger was a reference to Trump's "anytime, anywhere..." because the "cheeto-dusted cartoon villain" has to be in criminal court every weekday but Wednesdays!
@pambeeler1218
@pambeeler1218 16 күн бұрын
One other thing should be that they (trump)stick to subject matter in these debates.
@Dr_Cole
@Dr_Cole 15 күн бұрын
I have always found #hashtags to be one of your best skits. Love it!
@kookootrix1978
@kookootrix1978 15 күн бұрын
The cut off : no wonder Kimmel eats your lunch! 😂
@geoffreyschultz8515
@geoffreyschultz8515 15 күн бұрын
I’ve got to say that even 25 years after grad school, I loved that Gradvice segment more than anything I can really think of
@user-yy4jo9pk2b
@user-yy4jo9pk2b 15 күн бұрын
Great helium voice! 😅Also great rap & funny KZfaq clips.😂Thanks!
@LaSnob711
@LaSnob711 15 күн бұрын
That's funny... I spend 99% of my TV viewing time on KZfaq 😂
@lisazonfrillo9674
@lisazonfrillo9674 14 күн бұрын
Jimmy Ty for being humble you increased your share of viewers as a result .
@angiej4865
@angiej4865 16 күн бұрын
Why did you cut off Biden's last comment?
@Ulisses3k
@Ulisses3k 15 күн бұрын
Todays Show reminded me how much I used to laugh when watching Americas Funniest Home Videos.
@dchristine428
@dchristine428 16 күн бұрын
Oompa-loser that's just...awesome 🤣
@rikkiechambers4959
@rikkiechambers4959 16 күн бұрын
KZfaq is my tv .. I haven’t had regular tv in almost 8 years , every once in a while I watch Netflix but very rarely .
@ALCRAN2010
@ALCRAN2010 16 күн бұрын
Plot twist, you can watch KZfaq on your TV! 😂😂
@MaryAnnNytowl
@MaryAnnNytowl 13 күн бұрын
You left OUT the BEST part of Biden's video - where he says "I hear you're free on Wednesdays." I mean, come on! It was AMAZING! You blew it, guys! You let your viewers down!
@theemporersnewclothes
@theemporersnewclothes 16 күн бұрын
Will Rickers island host the debate ⁉️
@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 16 күн бұрын
Rikers
@whiskyjames4200
@whiskyjames4200 16 күн бұрын
Common sense conditions by President Biden. Yeah!!!
@WebsterA
@WebsterA 15 күн бұрын
How did they not add the part where Biden hits Trump with the Wednesday thing? These writers are horrible lol
@noravanwyk2748
@noravanwyk2748 15 күн бұрын
Why did he cut off that great punch line. He obviously didn't want to give give credit that Biden so richly deserved. He prefer to humiliate him falsely as a mumbling old fool. Disgusting.
@heatherlowing5922
@heatherlowing5922 15 күн бұрын
Loved the "Oompa Loser"
@NiteMoves2010
@NiteMoves2010 15 күн бұрын
I visited a friend today and his grandson (3 y.o.) had a real saber in hand...took off the wall unbeknowist to the grandparents!
@islamallahveisi
@islamallahveisi 16 күн бұрын
The KZfaq part was good
@kellyburket6955
@kellyburket6955 15 күн бұрын
What happened to the "I hear you are free on Wednesday" line???
@rosies14
@rosies14 16 күн бұрын
Trump will chicken out.
@jonathanhill6064
@jonathanhill6064 15 күн бұрын
youtube is tv now. they even got premium plans and movies with ads just like the olden days.
@Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1
@Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1 14 күн бұрын
9:38 Excellent advice on the work prayer 😂😁😅🤣!
@LahainaStrong444
@LahainaStrong444 15 күн бұрын
Jimmy is so soft spoken when he portrays trump....yet trump is a loud, rude, crime laden, unhinged, loose cannon.
@sueteran
@sueteran 16 күн бұрын
Too bad they are afraid of RFK Jr.
@sg-yq8pm
@sg-yq8pm 15 күн бұрын
They aren't, he's irrelevant.
@HerryThomas
@HerryThomas 15 күн бұрын
They really are, great comment
@sueteran
@sueteran 15 күн бұрын
@@sg-yq8pm It’s true. He probably is. That is because the Democratic and Republican parties rule elections and control congress. If it were just 3 guys running, RFK Jr. would be relevant.
@sherylhagen6565
@sherylhagen6565 16 күн бұрын
And yet, so many of us only watch Fallon on YT 🤣
@clareerickson9136
@clareerickson9136 16 күн бұрын
Are the trump commercials begging for money on the Jimmy Fallon show convincing anyone to send $😂😂😂
@x1sirius
@x1sirius 16 күн бұрын
Why you're the best. You don't just diss one or the other but you do it equally to each of them. Love it no matter what side you're on
@vinniediesel1369
@vinniediesel1369 16 күн бұрын
Signs of a sociopath • behavior conflicting with social norms, repeatedly pushes the envelope into uncharted territory. • disregarding or violating the rights of others, insubordinate to any form of authority. • unconcerned in distinguishing between right and wrong. • inability to show remorse, for they have none, void of empathy. • tendency to lie often, repeatedly, automatically. Behaves in a risky, impulsive, dangerous manner. • extremely manipulative, exploits others without any care of who gets hurt. • no conscience or guilt, refusal to accept responsibility for their actions, claiming ownership in the success of others.
@8arrows
@8arrows 16 күн бұрын
Who needs a bed...The floor is always a option.
@SchoolforHackers
@SchoolforHackers 16 күн бұрын
The shower, the table….
@8arrows
@8arrows 15 күн бұрын
@@SchoolforHackers those would work too. I was curious if the contestants can just get there own hotel/motel rooms while there. Or are the forced to stay at the place booked for them.
@peterdean9012
@peterdean9012 15 күн бұрын
More room and you don't have to worry about falling off a single bed. Win, Win.
@SkylerKPHDtrustmebroUNI
@SkylerKPHDtrustmebroUNI 15 күн бұрын
Better put em in a sound proof booth.
@anthonycongiano8890
@anthonycongiano8890 15 күн бұрын
@1:40 why did you cut Binden off? You missed the zinger where he said, "I hear you have Wednesdays off!"
@tawana1529
@tawana1529 16 күн бұрын
Demand one at a time and give each candidate 3 minutes to respond. As soon someone interrupts the other and it's just them talking over each other they need to cut their mic off.
@robertgandler3177
@robertgandler3177 15 күн бұрын
Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!
@MyboogerwontSurrender
@MyboogerwontSurrender 15 күн бұрын
I watched your 10 year special! It was excellent! Ty for being you! 😊
@mdfens3000
@mdfens3000 15 күн бұрын
I stopped watching’TV’ many years ago. KZfaq is my main source of video entertainment. Watching this on KZfaq right now. Will never have cable Tv ever again. It’s over for the tv networks unless they fully adapt to streaming. I also haven’t watched a commercial in just as many years. When I do see one at someone else’s house, I can’t stand them or believe I ever was able to sit through so many.
@jeremyalexander9119
@jeremyalexander9119 15 күн бұрын
Look at all the floor space around the bed to do it on.
@typicalhguy9290
@typicalhguy9290 16 күн бұрын
I saw the words 'face off' and immediately thought of John Travolta and Nicolas Cage. Then again, it could be another Hannibal Lecter joke.
@lesliefleury2610
@lesliefleury2610 16 күн бұрын
Why was the Biden vid cut before the best part??
@ALCRAN2010
@ALCRAN2010 16 күн бұрын
Because Jimmy Fallon stroked Donald Trump's hair, that's why.
@artsmith6330
@artsmith6330 15 күн бұрын
One of Jimmy's best monologue🤩
@siswohlslagel8919
@siswohlslagel8919 15 күн бұрын
Please vote 💙💙💙💙💙🎉🎉🎉
@vickywitton1008
@vickywitton1008 16 күн бұрын
I hate when they make fun of Bidens stutter, I have a stutter and it is not something you can help. He is more legible than the Orange one that is for sure and still has all his faculties!
@Godfearingpatriot1776
@Godfearingpatriot1776 12 күн бұрын
Bidens stutter is a result of his mental decline due to dementia. He is not fit to be president. The only reason he’s still there is because he’s weak enough mentally to control. If he starts to get rowdy they’ll give him some mint chocolate chip ice cream at the bottom of some stairs and take him out. His thoughts are a lot crazier than his words as they are so wicked the devil would blush and ask for his hand in marriage.
@Godfearingpatriot1776
@Godfearingpatriot1776 12 күн бұрын
Barack Obama and George Soros and Zelenskyy and the rest of the shadow government are the ones in control not Dotard Joe
@delfraser5399
@delfraser5399 15 күн бұрын
Banning athletes from nookie? Yeah they’re olympians that includes gymnastics. All they’ve done is set a challenge for the athletes.
@glorywashington6826
@glorywashington6826 16 күн бұрын
💙
@jcnba28
@jcnba28 10 күн бұрын
Biden said he would only do the debates if there was no audience lol what a clown.
@toreon1978
@toreon1978 16 күн бұрын
2:12 that would be more a diamond Bachelor.
@daimonien
@daimonien 15 күн бұрын
10% TV time is KZfaq ? For me it's more like 90%
@Dog_gone_it
@Dog_gone_it 15 күн бұрын
90% of my TV is on youtube 😅
@billiesmith1675
@billiesmith1675 14 күн бұрын
How did he leave off Biden's closing sentence on his debate acceptance? 🤔
@heathercaldwell6813
@heathercaldwell6813 16 күн бұрын
I ❤️ you Jimmy Fallon! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
@wendigo53
@wendigo53 15 күн бұрын
Why are all these emergency shows set in Chicago? Does Chicago have more disasters than, say, Buffalo? Or Detroit? Or Milwaukee?
@amandajones661
@amandajones661 15 күн бұрын
I'm literally watching this on KZfaq
@Aziezl-
@Aziezl- 15 күн бұрын
“I just want to see him debate” -Shane Gillis
@robinleebraun7739
@robinleebraun7739 15 күн бұрын
Trump’s microphone has to be turned off when it’s not his turn to speak and as soon as his time is up. He can’t be allowed to interrupt Biden at all. In fact, he should be in a different room watching on video. And what he says should be fact checked in real time and before he speaks again, lies and falsehoods corrected. Or maybe he should be sworn in so lies equal perjury. I would never debate a person who is certain to lie.
@becker8565
@becker8565 16 күн бұрын
I'm watching you on KZfaq
@dayeeoliver
@dayeeoliver 16 күн бұрын
Chicago franchise ❤️ It was overdue Jimmy
@___beyondhorizon4664
@___beyondhorizon4664 16 күн бұрын
I actually signed up for my one snd only Amex and has been using it since college, always pays off by the statement due date while earning points!
@petermoller8337
@petermoller8337 15 күн бұрын
Free Wednesday 😊
@lonerider5315
@lonerider5315 15 күн бұрын
Tuna steaks are overrated af. Found that out tonight.
@jamesdubrow3022
@jamesdubrow3022 16 күн бұрын
Great writing lately!
@ECHSBACHS
@ECHSBACHS 16 күн бұрын
LOL
@rebeccar577
@rebeccar577 16 күн бұрын
Trump needs a shock collar for the debate
@ronbuchholtz4346
@ronbuchholtz4346 16 күн бұрын
Biden needs somebody to speak for him and tell him where he’s at
@jackcityy718
@jackcityy718 16 күн бұрын
@4:35 they didnt interview me cause thats 98% 🤷‍♂️
@TheAceAdventurer80
@TheAceAdventurer80 16 күн бұрын
I know I'm old but I think this cardboard bed at the Olympics news is a replay from many times before...
@YSchwartz
@YSchwartz 15 күн бұрын
i love fallen more than kimmel and colbert because hes not such a political hack, he makes fun of both sides!
@johnpaulsoberano4728
@johnpaulsoberano4728 16 күн бұрын
Stephen Colbert, John Oliver, Jon Stewart, Seth Meyers, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel & Bill Maher- please go to court every time, everyday, every week!
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