Hi Jim. Semantics are never simple. Neither is sexual identity. I'm a post-menopausal girly-girl. People are always grasping for new linguistics, for whatever reasons. Suggestion: "The Secret Lives of Words". You seem like a seeker.

If I understand what you are saying, I agree. Putting the word "woman" in there is extremely problematic because the whole point is that Gaetz targeted children, not women. That's the literal definition of "underaged" as in not able to legally consent, as in not adults. Using "women" softens the hideousness of what he did. Saying "underaged women" misrepresents who the victims were.

And unlike Mike Pence who is just a maybe, Matt Gaetz is *definitely* going to prison.

Which still isn’t saying much; they are all The Swamp. Vote better, America!

But pence is pretty funny

This is where it begins, the legend of Mike Pence saving America... saved by a wet wank sock, sad

When they discover them, they stop being republikkkans

Who among you cares even slightly about honor, integrity, reason or intellect? Show me one person on Earth who can comprehend the importance of the 1942 USDA video, *Hemp for Victory.* How many of you know that there is a government video on a government website that told Americans to grow "Marihuana" to defeat Hitler? How many of you are smart enough to watch the film and understand why it matters? I don't think that any of you can because the video was made public in 1990 and it's now 2022 and the only place that any of you learn about it is from my KZfaq comment, because your television masters won't tell you about it. Your teachers won't teach it to you, your history books don't explain it, your tv personalities get paid to avoid it, and your Senators are corrupt to their fucking core. Do any of you know that there was a bill in Congress titled HR 3652, the *Hemp for Victory Act of 2019?* Of course, you don't know that. None of you care. We could have saved hundreds of thousands of lives by growing weed in our yards while we were all in quarantine to make PPE for hospitals, but no one cared. So, Cannabis dispensaries were deemed "essential businesses" to remain open to sell corporate weed to ignorant American consumers while hospitals ran out of bed sheets, toilet paper, masks, ventilators and everything else that can be made from hemp. Good job, America! No, really. All of you have such honor, integrity, reason and intellect. Your parents and teachers did such a good job raising all of you to be rational, thinking, mature adults.

As opposed to democrats who know they exist and can't seem to use any while pointing at everyone else and autism screeching?

What people fail to understand is that human life is a commodity like any other. Only valuable in trade, labor, and as fodder for war. Once they come to realize this (and the sooner they all accept this as fact) we can more easily predict the future of wars, and political alignments. The oligarchy has known this since first dawn. That's why they invented Gods. And war. And gods. Putin knows. Russia needs arable land to produce food and profit. Then they can replace the petro-dollar with the food-ruble. Oil is a limited quantity, and on the decline. There are 7+ billion hungry mouths to feed, with more being made every day, and more food is the only answer. Guess which currency is going to be the future?

@AL- BOT Excellent!

Florida Lawyer is funnier

They are called "legal attorneys" the word "lawyer" is a crude contraction of the words "your law" because for the peasants it was their law and not the "royal circles" law......

Weak joke, but Rick Sanchez saved the thread!

@@TheTheloniusPunk if only I could save the world.....

*dessert option.

It was. I worked at Taco Bell in Florida mid 90s. We sold the choco taco and it was incredible.

@@joenarbaiz1640 Sorry about that mistake. I'm a grammar freak but mentally exhausted and fighting sleep. 🥴

It was when I worked there in 04-05. I would steal one every shift.

@@boldtaa That's awesome to hear!! I'm in central Pennsylvania and Taco Bells seem to be scarce here. My insanely small town just put one in about six years ago.

Trump defunded our global first response teams. I don't mean CDC or World Health org. I mean infectious disease scientists. Independent ones.

Mannequin comes to my mind.

Pence, Madam Tussos calling they want you back at the museum

Every time I hear his name, I visualize him slumped in a zombie like stupor while trump was talking. When I saw that picture the first time, I wondered if he was asking himself how stupid a person needs to be to hitch their political career to someone as bombastic and toxic as tfg

Really? Cause i keep thinking Mayonnaise, same look, same amount of charisma and absolutely no flavour or just texture..

best one ever was "super callous fragile racist sexist nazi potus"

The world is going to hell, literally. It's on fire! At least we have comedy to make us laugh about it all.

Marijuana stopped Hitler. Wouldn't it be fucking amazing if voting adults were smart enough to learn? *Hemp for Victory,* US Dept of Agriculture 1942: catalog.archives.gov/id/1682 Yes, I know. It's just "spam." Learning is hard, so just call it "spam."

Unfortunately, I think the actual reason was that he thought the coup would succeed...TFG would give everyone pardons, and therefore evidence wouldn't matter. Autocracies don't follow any rules except their own.

Sociopaths and narcissists always think they're smarter than everyone else and believe they couldn't be caught. It's a trait they all have in common

And if you approached the owner to ask, what that's supposed to mean "fruck", or "fluck"? He wouldn't even understand the question. These guys are brainless.

Wait... have the MAGAts forgotten what "Let's Go Brandon" actually means? I mean, if they have, great! But they were still totally in love with it just a few months ago.

They REAR TRUMP !!! SCARED to the point they will stoop so low . Pathetic & disgusting Dem. ...... FEAR TRUMP !!!!!

Do you work near me because I think I’ve seen that same car driving around??

I once saw a huge pickup in a Target parking lot with that very same sticker, along with a MAGA and a Ted Nugent one. Scary.

White Privilege at the highest level

If only any of it was fucking true.... maybe then your delusions would actually be real.....

U forgot extorted! His call for votes to Ga could get any prisoner to talk! Ukraine took integrity even with Putin surrounding them so no American cannot VOTE!

Yeah fuck that Capitol hill occupied protest, why aren't any of those people in jail?

He also won't say his name in any segment lol

@@theozlander4629 Brilliant! lol

Well actually, sometimes he hits what I think of as that "zen comedy" zone, where something is funny because it's not funny. Like that Simpsons episode where Bart and Milhouse spent a painfully long time on the box factory tour. But Pence is most definitely not doing it on purpose.

Nothing except losing the choco taco. 😢

Nothing more painful than watching Biden trying to be a president.

That’s because conservative humor is at a 3rd grade level! Truly childlike.

How about any GOP presidential candidate trying to sound intelligent yet anti- intellectual at the same time?

Hahaha lmao 😂

I suppose you think you are clever with such pathetic word play???

@@ricksanchez9798 Jealous?

I heard he just happened to be in town doing some shopping. Nothing big..Just some minor purchases..

@@TheUluxian why would I be? my wordsmithing is far superior......

the gang that couldn't shoot straight.

I understand the fake electors got together after the last Committee Meeting and voted. Looks like DeSantis is the real fake President.

@@ivangreen3995 Shoot, even the Lil Rascals I'd take more serious than these clowns.

There aren't any "best people" in the United States. There aren't any "good people," either. This country is a corrupt shithole built by slave labor working the Cannabis fields, and no one wants to face reality, so everyone watches comedy shows talk about Choco Tacos as half of the country burns while the other half floods. This country is so worthless that it won't even put a treasonous mass murderer in prison because "law and order" or some such bullshit.

History will conclude that, over these past few years, America was saved not by the robustness or incorruptability of its institutions but by the incompetence of its traitors.

Matt Gayetz needs to be more concerned about his own legal issues as opposed to insulting women who wouldn't give his nasty carcass the time of day. Btw, did you ever notice that he looks like a mutated version of Jimmy Neutron? #LOCKHIMUP

Turning Point is groomer central.

@@brentwalker3300 Nah, the pride parade is groomer central. Turning point is where you go when you start accepting facts.

Letting gaetz speak at all is a high crime . He thinks misdemeanour is a beauty pageant

He was going anyways to try and find a new girlfriend

Yeah, as if he would even know how to mount one

"Alternative facts" usually means fabricated lies.....

These people seem to be living in an "alternative" universe. 🥴

"I'm not cheating, I'm just sleeping with my alternative husband."

@@kingjamos2422 🤣🤣🤣

@@kingjamos2422 not sure her non alternative husband would mind much. I pitty their daughter, that's one toxic family

Then you havent lived, it is amazing, i mean...was 😢.

Me either. Perhaps it was a regional thing.

Its Chaco Taco.. not a klondike, just made by the company. If you go to any gas store or convenience store like 7-11 they usually have them with the single serve ice creams. They're not sold in a box very often.

@@thathobbitlife oh, that explains why I’ve never heard of it. I’ve never had ice cream at a convenience store before. Thank you.

Reminiscent of Craig Ferguson 😆

Same 😂 (also props to the writers for the lotion ad, I'd buy it)

For extra moisturizing, I trust Vaseline. Anthony Hopkins gave ne nightmare 😳 for so long I never wanted to walk by a van

5:56 for your skip ahead replay 😄

Was expecting him to tuck first.

They are so good too😭

Lol same. I’m never gonna get to try a Choco Taco. This has international implications!!!

Same from Kenya 😂

I want one now, damn it!

I live in California, and I'VE never heard of it.

Entire skit had me confused as I initially thought of the original Buffalo Bill, only later remembering that the movie character had that code name.

The monkey pox intro is horrifying omg

Only gonna get fucking darker for you reality deniers.......

They really are wonderful!

🤡💩😆😆😆

Except for the Biden trashing. Not needed in these tough times when GOP and Christo-fascists are trying to take over.

Dream on pussy...... your delusions will fail just like their illusions that feed those delusions...... two mother fucking impeachments and nothing actionable..... you can't just lock people up cause the boobtube told you to hate them...... and you can't fucking change the truth of reality ever. All your "side" has are emotionally unstable lies . ... maybe you should quit buying into all this political theater and look to the real world for what is really happening........ DEMOCRACY IS TREASON....

ikr? I saw the Meidas boys announce it earlier. I commented they better not be playing with our emotions again..

Hopefully so many crimes Garland has so much to do!

Dare I entertain the spark of hope within my heart? It has been crushed before...

Regarding USA, when it comes to something as obviously trifle as the *VITAL* need of holding someone who as their acting president (thereby needing to be held to the highest standards, naturally) instigated a violent insurrection, accountable for his significant & treasonous crimes, one really has to see it happen to believe it. This became clear to me long ago.

Maybe also......Congressman Kimmell.....Senator Bee....President Stewart......

no it doesnt. I love stephen as a comedy show host but we shouldnt just pick anyone we like in any capacity as politicians. There are plenty progressive candidates already trying hard to get into the house and senate, lets help them first, shall we?

PMSL at that, too funny.

Didn't Colbert do a gag where he had a PAC for public office?

😂 I read this comment before seeing the dance..omg that didn’t disappoint !😂

Did you eat the whole container in 1 sitting?

Wow! I have to try it now!

@@Omni0404 IDK how someone can not do that.

It’s one of the best ice cream ever

I had it years ago at the close of my tour of the Ben and Jerry's factory. I liked it so much I bought the t-shirt: I ATE THE AMERICONE DREAM.

It's not fast food lol, it's an ice cream taco that you could buy from any gas station that sold ice cream. Usually in one of those freezer chests with a sliding door on top.

Yep, it's going the way of the American constitution

WE ARE ALL DEPRESSED. WHATS HAPPENING??

Well, if they did I'm sure they'd be delicious, but $20 a box or something, ha.

Totally hiLarious ✅

Yeah, he'd know all about how serial killers act right???

@@ricksanchez9798 didn't he play one in csi?

@@daemenoth I'm pretty sure he sold out for some form of screen time, this isn't getting him any viewers ...... I'm just here to burst their fantasy bubble.....

@@ricksanchez9798 you are the one in a fantasy... the comments and views say people thought it was a funny bit. How exactly did you figure you lame passive aggressive comment would accomplish that anyways... you fail as a troll dirty sanchez

That was one of Stephen's best bits ever. Just needed the band to play "Goodbye Horses" :D

My stomach hurts from laughing when he Buffalo Billed out! Oh Aveeno!

@@FSMonster YESSS! BRILLIANT!

time?

Wait, this grammatical mess has already been edited? My god... how bad was it originally?

Wait grammar counts on KZfaq 😂😂😂. Sister Anne is going smack my knuckles for forgetting my English grammar lessons.

@@juraj_b 8:50.

*Gaetz

or at least expelled from Congress

YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED. IT WAS DELICIOUS

@@alanai1981 😭

I’m Canadian too, and as long as I can get any flavour from Kawartha Dairy, I’m good.

WE ALL ARE

I am, too. My local dealership has an unlimited free ice cream cooler that you can snack from while you get car repairs done. I was in heaven when I saw it was stocked with Choco Tacos! I was there for 3 hours while my car was being worked on and I likely had half a dozen of those things. My local QT also keeps them stocked but they're $3 or more each and a box of 4 is $5. I try to buy them at the grocery store but I can never find them.

Unfortunately Harris approval reading is not that good. I think she is doing a fine job and would make a great President. But her approval rating might hurt her.

They are actually pretty used to not being able to win cleanly. It's why they gerrymandered the hell out of the country wherever they could, Invested billions over the last 4 decades buying up local TV stations and propping up fake news outlets like Breitfart and One America whatever so they can create moral panics to run on. They have the most unpopular platform ever yet have taken the presidency and the senate multiple times despite almost never having the popular vote. The cheating is standard for them and so is their public ranting and victimhood BS what is new is the rampant idiocy and very well documented public displays of criminality and ineptitude.

@@nicholasschmiegelt2865 It doesn't matter. People didn't really vote for Biden. They voted against Trump. The same would happen again and it would be glorious.

A majority of people didn't vote for Biden if you count the numbers who didn't vote for either party

Bullshit, those fucking traitors couldn't handle mean tweets so they used orange man bad as an excuse to try and justify their treason and stole trumps votes..... you fucking pusillanimous cowards that just lap up their bullshit just can't handle the reality that justice is coming for these fucking traitors and you'll never fucking admit you were fooled by their lies, even when their fucking heads roll for their treason.....

Well, if you put it that way, you're right .🤪

PASSAGE OF TIME 🙏

Actually, not so. He still thinks he was right on the attack, inciting a riot, willfully refused to do the job. He still thinks he can rail up the folks again. Because, the law enforcement hasn't come for him yet

Would be first time in his life

@@fayboedecker2532 No he doesn't. He knows full well what he did and that he's wrong. Why else would het eat papers or try to flush them down the toilet, not to mention all the other cover-ups. He's just trying to drag things out, because it worked in the past, but this time justice will come for him and his cronies. Rest assured.

Did your version also have a shell that was like cardboard? That's why I stopped eating them.

I was always a Drumstix fan.

You have gelato you don't need a dumb taco

@@VincentValentine33 About equally gross.

@@marcpeterson1092 I'm pretty sure it wasn't the same because it was, as the name suggests, less "chocolate" focused, it had caramel inside and a shell similar to the Cornetto, normal waffle with chocolate inside, if I remember it properly.

I see a microbrew , hear me out, stephens cold beer 🍺 🤓

No, he'd be the same animal every politician would be....a mother fucking weasel.....

Groan....🤪

He and Gary Mule Deer can hang out.

Yeah I'm sure he does his own mowing. It's how he keeps his lily white skin

Sounds like a nice mower. I wouldn’t mind having one of those.

They are great

TACO BELL 👏🏻

They're awesome! I have the feeling once Klondike starts getting the backlash, they'll return..And probably stronger than ever..

The shell is soggy, & the ice cream is full of air. Disgusting.

They are fantastic. Sadly only available for a period of 2 years in the 90s here in Europe but I still miss them

YES, that is what's great about it! All the stuff in every bite!

OK but how much ice cream exploded out the back on your first few bites? Lol that happened to me a lot at least

@@tootiredforthis1 Eating a CT is an art, but even with all the talent in the world it may not go according to plan, but then there's the art of eating the mess off your hand. 😆

@@audreymuzingo933 each one is a different experience based on how goopified the inside is, as mine were usually from the ice cream man they were TREMENDOUSLY GOOPY. I definitely got better at the second art before the first lol

@@tootiredforthis1 Mmmmmmmmmm

Why not? they appropriated every thing else......

I hope your days get brighter🤗

I had a stroke! This anxiety is real! I'm an election judge in my home county in MO. We've never had to have so much security to just do our jobs. Sad.

@@jackipenny9919 Hi Jacki, is there an email I can reach you as part of my investigation regarding the 2020 elections. I'm working on a follow up on allegations from an opponent in my home state in district 19. This is very compelling for the threats you guys faced in a section I had in my book.

@@jackipenny9919 maybe you should have done your fucking job RIGHT...... stealing votes is fucking treason and all involved will be executed for their crimes......

Sorry to hear about your health situation. As far as the depression goes, you are not the only one. With our democracy hanging in the balance a lot of us are hurting. Question is…do we have the spine to stand up and fight for that democracy!

Ended? It’s only the beginning

That's so true!

@@saar144 Oh God I hope not

I've seen more evidence that Joe Biden and his wife are racists than I have that US elections are secure but what do I know as a breakfast taco Between Democrat vaccine mandates upon minorities while still trying to disarm us I've grown tired of taco jokes

Please, America, don't make another 2016 mistake!

Thx! Hope you're having an awesome night!

It’s 5am in Scotland (I’m going back to sleep now 😉) so right back at ya.

Thanks for the shout out ☺

Im sorry you had a crappy day friend.

Awww. I hope tomorrow's better for you. Good night!

Well I've had a great F..N day bc it appears that the 🤡 is headed for hot water with the USJD...... HOORAH!!!!!!

Don't remind me, I still feel traumatized 😭

Or the Twinkie debacle Or New Coke

Americans love their low quality desserts. The more corn syrup and unpronounceable ingredients, the more they love it

Did you notice Jill BidenX PhD referred to us as breakfast tacos? White people live in their own racist world

Choco Tacos are so good and only slightly healthier than Taco Bell. 😏

Yeah you've been living under a rock.

Apparently, I have as well

Fun fact, Taco Bell used to sell them!

Don't give up hope just yet. Twinkies were supposed to get discontinued a few years ago, but as soon as people learned they were going away, demand went through the roof and Hostess decided to keep making them. I suspect that was the plan all along.

@@andrewvanatta1569 Someone bought Hostess and brought them back

It's a sad day for stoners!

What'd....? Never had one & never heard of iT

choco tacos were better than klondikes.

Because corporations don't give a shit about their customer base when they can just get bailed out of failure with the American workers tax money.........

Based on him showing it was based on product performance over the last 2 years...If you think about it we have been dealing with COVID the last 2 years. Most of the prime places to buy Choco Tacos: Beaches, side walk vendors, parks, sporting events, carnivals...even ice cream trucks were less attended/visited than ever. So while anyone can go to the supermarket and get a Klondike or a cone, people didn't have the option to buy as many tacos. So when they did a company review and realized one product had to make the cut, it was the taco. It should have been the cones though!

It is delicious

It's like the Drumstick except you get waffle, chocolate and ice cream in every bite.

You are so right! Ive never eaten one in my 59 yr life. I was hardly even aware of their existence.

It was an ice cream carried by the ice cream trucks in the 70s/80s in large U.S. cities, mainly in California. It was then sold in convenience stores (think 7-11) until recently.

I'm still mad that they stopped making Vienetta ice cream @ 20 years ago, but it's still sold in Europe.

Americone dream is just like it

@@LazyIRanch It looks like Viennetta (originally under Unilever) has been back in the US since 2021 under the Good Humor brand!

@@user-yb4dz3oe6y Thank you! I must go on a quest now to find some! It will remind me of my mom. In her later years, I'd bring a box of it when I visited and she really enjoyed it. She's been gone since 2000, and though I've missed her terribly I'm kind of glad she isn't here to see what's happened to this country, and our family.

@@LazyIRanch I’m sorry to hear about your loss. Hope you can find Viennetta and revisit some happy memories of her.

Me too. And searching where I can find one🙃