U.S. Hellfire Missiles Take Out al-Zawahiri | Pelosi Touches Down In Taiwan

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Жыл бұрын

President Biden announced a successful drone strike which took out a long-sought Al Qaeda target in Afghanistan, and the Chinese government threatened a litany of military actions in response to Speaker Pelosi's trip to Taiwan. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@stevesmith9447 Жыл бұрын

Got the Kansas results - we kicked the holy shit out of anti-choice legislation despite how outrageously manipulative the ballot language was!

@debrahelmlinger6256 Жыл бұрын

Yes🎉 way to go Kanas

@aWOKEn1445 Жыл бұрын

Let sanity prevail!

@arlenesecrist354 Жыл бұрын

We have to have safe abortion & contraception to stop pregnancy & abortions in the 1st place . No more 10 year old raped girls having to drive to another state to get medical help.

@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын

Also, a Democrat won the Missouri primary!

@AmarieH216 Жыл бұрын

So relieved! While driving back from Colorado to get to the polls, we only saw “vote yes” signs the whole way. My 18-year old son has been to every & any protest he can get to (even on July 4 in Topeka). Our young people give me hope! Kansas Voter 🌻🇺🇸

@stevensprunger3422 Жыл бұрын

“Traitor tot” I like that one a lot…

@virginiatyree6705 Жыл бұрын

Me too!

@zulficarmussagy6374 Жыл бұрын

.q.

@elizabethpeters6890 Жыл бұрын

I think "traitor tot" is the most accurate pseudonym for the former pres I've heard yet. :)

@angrydoggy9170 Жыл бұрын

That hellfire missile sure ads another dimension to knife throwing.

@davidchrist1037 Жыл бұрын

That's not real , a HELLFIRE missle. What They use is 16 pounds Of TNT And Nepalm. They Nailed the house with two Of Them!! This is true of Cruises missle s they probably have 35 different models of cruise

@tristanpaulpestano544 Жыл бұрын

@@davidchrist1037 there's a specific after effects on various warheads. A ninja like Hellfire missiles have an effect of no burning and sliced bodies. You can see this on Soleimani.

@mikeoxbig9392 Жыл бұрын

Also, voters in Kansas have officially secured abortion rights in the state’s constitution. Thank you, Kansas 👏

@virginiatyree6705 Жыл бұрын

Yes, thank all the sane humans in Kansas! I read it's 76% in favor of keeping the right to an abortion & 34%; (the final count hadn't been tabulated) in favor of taking a woman's right to determine their medical decisions away. v

@nicholasstocker6866 Жыл бұрын

These anti-woman morons didn’t just lose, they got absolutely DESTROYED!

@Thunderchild-gz4gc Жыл бұрын

@@virginiatyree6705 unwashed feminist who uses abortion as birth control

@henrymccoy7171 Жыл бұрын

@@virginiatyree6705 - Umm, that's 112%. Check your math.

@gozzilla177 Жыл бұрын

@@henrymccoy7171 That's how sure the state was they needed those rights they gave 110%! Lol

@laalaa99stl Жыл бұрын

"Traitor Tot" deserved a much bigger laugh.

@bobdobbs69 Жыл бұрын

"It's good...pretty, pretty, good!"

@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын

I wish it were as easy to get rid of Trumpism as it was to take out a foreign enemy!

@annemettefrederiksen7751 Жыл бұрын

CONGRATULATIONS TO KANSAS FROM DENMARK 💐🎊🎉💯 Bad asses, keep fighting and spread courage to those who has this fight coming up later. Heads high and 🤘 you are inspiration for all..

@krisfrederick5001 Жыл бұрын

Those Chinese threats sound like dark fortune cookie messages 🥠👀

@NewMessage Жыл бұрын

Those fries were beautifully julienned... but man, were they overcooked!

@ViraMotorko Жыл бұрын

"Therefore, I do solemnly pledge my complete and total loyalty to person, woman, man, camera. TV."

@davidlundquist1979 Жыл бұрын

"Especially TV."

@stephennewton2777 Жыл бұрын

Nice to see a President inviting a model into the White House who doesn’t charge by the hour.

@Freiheit1232 Жыл бұрын

Eddie Munson is a bigger hero than we thought. Killing vecna then Zawahiri? Now that’s metal.

@vokasimid5330 Жыл бұрын

His main weapon was Gibson Flying V

@franklinshriver8441 Жыл бұрын

Omg..the Mee Maw threat level caught me off guard! 🤣

@DefinitelyNattox Жыл бұрын

This is the first time I’ve been proud of the state I live in (Kansas) in several years!

@virginiatyree6705 Жыл бұрын

There's good sane people everywhere. They're just not as vocal & quietly do their thing. Go Kansas. Kanas has a fascinating history. I did some reading & they were definitely against slavery. v

@DefinitelyNattox Жыл бұрын

@@virginiatyree6705 Kansas is definitely an interesting state! And yet we’re known for a movie that only has Kansas in it for like 15 minutes before a tornado strikes lol

@virginiatyree6705 Жыл бұрын

@@DefinitelyNattox , People don't read about history. The whole world has so many fascinating stories. v

@DefinitelyNattox Жыл бұрын

@@virginiatyree6705 Indeed it does!

@anro7137 Жыл бұрын

Lol, I didn’t read your comment completely. I got caught trying to think of what movie (recent) had Kansas in it.

@michaelswan8532 Жыл бұрын

Thank God we have a president who cares enough to know the details of military action, rather than pointing a fried chicken leg at the screen and saying "Blow it up"

@Becky_Cal Жыл бұрын

“Real housewife of January 6” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Truer words have never been spoken!

@mikeoxbig9392 Жыл бұрын

Hey Stephen. Remember to thank Jon Stewart for helping veterans pass the PACT Act. The party of “Life” needed some convincing, but they pushed it through.

@nikobatallones Жыл бұрын

Maybe tomorrow. Might have been too late to tape.

@Susweca5569 Жыл бұрын

There are an awful lot of Republican veterans.. For the GOP not to pass the Pact Act is nothing short of slitting their own throats.

@gamepapa1211 Жыл бұрын

Between Jon Stewart and Vladimir Zelenskyy, maybe comedians are the better choices to become POTUS. Better than shitty reality TV stars who only exist to generate drama anyway.

@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Жыл бұрын

@@gamepapa1211 I totally agree!! I love watching the scammers get their due from regular people with mad skills on KZfaq. They stop these scumbags by taking their files and getting the feds going in the right direction because out government won't.

@anro7137 Жыл бұрын

Jon Stewart 2024! Sorry Biden, but…

@gamepapa1211 Жыл бұрын

Felt a bit disappointed Stephen didn't go for the Lipless Eric bit. "Father! Thank you for your endorsement! Now how about we celebrate it with a long overdue hug?" I mean, COME on man, it was RIGHT THERE!

@odizza1688 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for showing us why ur not a writer....

@gamepapa1211 Жыл бұрын

@@odizza1688 thanks for showing us you don't know how to spell "you are".

@gamepapa1211 Жыл бұрын

@lola type still funny.

@lcflngn Жыл бұрын

Louis’s face is often a mirror of mine, laughing and also kinda oh no you didn’t go there Colbert. Cracks me up. Thx for keeping things going Louis, rly nice job.

@bobbyboyd4737 Жыл бұрын

Using as seen on TV technology. That writer deserves a bonus!

@joshuacrawford9862 Жыл бұрын

The biggest story of this election night was Kansas having crazy high turnout with voters PO'd and overwhelmingly rejecting an anti-abortion measure.

@joshuacrawford9862 Жыл бұрын

In other words, Americans support abortion rights and are going to reject anti-abortion extremists in the November election. You can say "abortion is murder" as much as you want. Americans aren't buying it and don't care about that.

@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing Жыл бұрын

@Alternative Headlines Oh don't worry. House Bill 1808 is a great anti-child murdering measure too. It ends future manufacture & sales of semi autos and large magazines. No doubt you oppose it if you're aware of it. Because..you know...you care about the kids _sooooo_ much. You reap what you sow. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. You went after Roe, they went after your Murder Machines. Next time mind your own business.

@whocares2087.1 Жыл бұрын

@Alternative Headlines Republicans want children to get shot at school.

@tealsquare Жыл бұрын

@Alternative Headlines yeah, you know? Democracy.

@Echo81Rumple83 Жыл бұрын

@Alternative Headlines says someone who doesn't understand that pregnancy is not an easy process to go through REGARDLESS of choice to carry a child to full term. Mother Nature can and will have the last say whether the fetus survives. It sucks, but there it is.

@mikeoxbig9392 Жыл бұрын

Alex Jones is on trial, by the way. Let’s hope he profoundly suffers the consequences of his sadism.

@goddessvision6001 Жыл бұрын

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

@edwardcunha1629 Жыл бұрын

He is already guilty they are trying to determine how much it will cost him. Hopefully it will be ?150 million

@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын

Ooh! I hope he gets it good!

@db8556 Жыл бұрын

On the Hellfire missiles, it's been confirmed that two Ninja R9Xs were fired, 6 sword blades each. That seems very fitting, considering the penchant for beheadings in these terrorist groups.

@2332Stephen Жыл бұрын

The model wife joke was brilliant. Colbert has some great writers

@cumsalot Жыл бұрын

It was actually pretty dumb.

@tobiramasenju6290 Жыл бұрын

Oh boy who saw that coming another Trump had multiple wives joke. So lazy and overdone specifically on this show.

@2332Stephen Жыл бұрын

@@tobiramasenju6290 you're missing the point.

@tobiramasenju6290 Жыл бұрын

@@2332Stephen the point is it wasn't creative at all and you have a low bar for creativity.

@2332Stephen Жыл бұрын

@@tobiramasenju6290 I disagree...I guess what I'm trying to say is..between the jokes and colbert delivering them..it's a beautiful thing. A few times the punchlines are predictable..and alot of times you get the same type of material from these guys but whatever they're doing for laughs..it's working. The other late nights don't come close. The only one I thought was even in the conversation was Trevor Noah, and Conan o Brian.. those three have charisma.

@ernstbtmn Жыл бұрын

"It nice when a President says; bring me a model. And he doesn't mean, a new wife..." ~ Stephen Colbert (Instant CLASSIC!)

@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Жыл бұрын

I think Trump actually built his current wife, so.... But, he never does anything himself, so I'm sure someone else assembled her from the mail-order company she came from.

@ernstbtmn Жыл бұрын

@@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone No comments. But um, can I have that number? You know, to do my own research...lol

@AlexandarHullRichter Жыл бұрын

Stuff like that always seems like a low bar until someone has trouble meeting it, doesn't it?

@ernstbtmn Жыл бұрын

@@AlexandarHullRichter Um, could you be a bit more specific?

@filipdahlberg4420 Жыл бұрын

Loved this line x)

@alexdasliebe5391 Жыл бұрын

Misread “Hellfire missiles take out Pelosi” walking to my fridge. Scared the 💩out of me.

@derekharris3944 Жыл бұрын

Thank you, Stephen and team!

@wbaldwin666 Жыл бұрын

6:32 commander realizes who's a good boy

@einargs Жыл бұрын

When I saw that there'd been a drone strike my first question was "how many innocents did we kill this time?" so I'm super happy the answer is none.

@suomiapina89 Жыл бұрын

But that guy was allready dead, died some time ago. This is just marketing a good image about biden and what he has done to america

@Jim1255783 Жыл бұрын

Am I really so cynical to think, “Bullshit!”, at the notion of a non-exploding Hellfire missile which kills with sharp blades sticking out?

@Jim1255783 Жыл бұрын

@Sean Embry That’s all well and great, Sean, but I think my cynicism still prevails; how do I convince myself to believe any of this is true, the idea of spinning blades to chop-up just one specific human leaving everyone else in the room alive, albeit probably covered with blood and body parts, seems to be too fanciful to be believable.

@anriaminnaar3898 Жыл бұрын

@@Jim1255783 He was alone, out on his balcony. I’m sure the balcony and doors are also destroyed, like if a car crashed into it. Shrapnel will have likely flown into the house.

@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын

Shouldn't we be thinking that way every time?

@mikeoxbig9392 Жыл бұрын

Al-Zawahiri was not a genius after all. Am I right, Donnie? 😆

@scottdoesntmatter4409 Жыл бұрын

kzfaq.infoc5DPxqj6prQ This is very relevant.

@em0_tion Жыл бұрын

Ok, they *really* meant the "never forget" part.

@0g0dn0 Жыл бұрын

“I support… Eric!” “Well, we know which Eric he ISN’T talking about.”

@Opus313 Жыл бұрын

Joe gave the go ahead for a drone strike on al-Zawahiri, but I bet he won't be bragging about it the same way the former guy would...

@JazzATrain Жыл бұрын

Joe is bragging big time!

@lauraatkinson4790 Жыл бұрын

@@JazzATrain No comparison. Biden's not calling in to CNN repeatedly to boast about it the way TFG always called Fox News. He's not holding rallies the way Trump does, just so he can hear his supporters clap and cheer for him.

@whocares2087.1 Жыл бұрын

Pelosi already stole the headlines, so...

@lauraatkinson4790 Жыл бұрын

@@whocares2087.1 Only on the conservative channels where she lives in Republican heads rent free. The rest of us can actually retain information about more than one thing at a time.

@FortitudineVincimus Жыл бұрын

@@JazzATrain How so? By just announcing it ONCE on national TV? 🙄

@Riomojo Жыл бұрын

i just spit water on my lap when he said and showed that slap chop joke, fn hilarious

@erinhilliard9347 Жыл бұрын

I always watch your show. I have tinnitus in both ears and I can barely hear out of the right one. Please, continue to do the captions: I, and others who are deaf/hard of hearing will appreciate it greatly.

@K162KingPin Жыл бұрын

The only down side is that one second he was sitting there living it up like a king and the next second he was just gone. He didn't even know it was over.

@julieproctor6039 Жыл бұрын

Did they get it on film? Would also make a great film. . .

@K162KingPin Жыл бұрын

@@julieproctor6039 Yea they had a hidden camera inside the room when it happen. Sadly it blew up.

@alexmartinez5859 Жыл бұрын

Missouri Republicans: For the last time, your majesty. Which! CANDIDATE?! Agolf Twitter: Yes.

@DracoMagnius Жыл бұрын

I love how he was so indecisive and desperate for a win that his tiny brain went "Oh I know I'll just say I support Eric! That way I can't lose!"

@ricklovelaec6442 Жыл бұрын

@@DracoMagnius but in either case missouri lost,

@DracoMagnius Жыл бұрын

@@ricklovelaec6442 Only if either of them wins against the Democratic Candidate.

@ZeddtheVHSotaku Жыл бұрын

The R9x hellfire sounds like something Mr Torgue from Borderlands would make.

@henrymccoy7171 Жыл бұрын

ZeddtheVHSotaku - I got that reference!

@bizzmoneyb Жыл бұрын

Kansas voted NO on banning Abortion!!

@Sandi-ke9mi Жыл бұрын

Freaking brilliant. Bravo! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@Sandi-ke9mi Жыл бұрын

@Prigiyan Short I’m not opening this. I will remove it without ever knowing what BS it contains. Spam.

@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Жыл бұрын

The " Eric" who wins Missouri, is the one Trump will take credit for supporting. He will no doubt tell people that the one who wins, was the one he truly believed would win.

@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын

And his son is crying into his bowl of baby's blood.

@tonybryant2290 Жыл бұрын

His candidates win over 90% of their races. Dems are gonna get beat barín November thanks to pedo Peter

@barbaraschuld8206 Жыл бұрын

@@couragekarnga8735 🤣😂😆🤪🤣🇺🇲💙💙💙

@stevepest4143 Жыл бұрын

Lol it's very liberal. And off target. What has that to do with anything?

@davidpaul6656 Жыл бұрын

@@stevepest4143 - It's very liberal!? 😂🤣😂

@gregwarner3753 Жыл бұрын

One bluff completely and properly called.

@ghettosteeve Жыл бұрын

Seems like the headline here is “drone strike actually hits a military target for once”

@crovax1375 Жыл бұрын

I'm just glad that the president didn't use the phrase "died like a dog"

@virginiatyree6705 Жыл бұрын

That'd be the former guy. He doesn't like doggies. They know he's a bad human. v

@womanofsubstance8735 Жыл бұрын

And the rumor is that Kansas has voted to REJECT a measure that would have made it easier to restrict access to ANY abortion !!!

@napoleonibonaparte7198 Жыл бұрын

Eric now realises to get his father’s approval, he must run for office.

@tubensalat1453 Жыл бұрын

Imagine his father endorsing the other guy! (Or woman.)

@anntweedy2343 Жыл бұрын

Zawahiri holding a potato on a balcony at 6:15 am is a vision I'll never forget

@susanbengston3208 Жыл бұрын

😅

@mikeoxbig9392 Жыл бұрын

While the president greenlit Zawahiri’s permanent retirement, Donald Trump hosted a golf tournament sponsored by 9/11’s Saudi Arabia.

@rebeccaainslie4637 Жыл бұрын

Pretty much says it all!

@virginiatyree6705 Жыл бұрын

The former guy isn't a decent human. I'm sure they had some sick burial service at his golf club for his ex. It's just weird. v

@Echo81Rumple83 Жыл бұрын

A pox on the Saudi Arabian government and their heirs.

@virginiatyree6705 Жыл бұрын

@@Echo81Rumple83 , I did some reading & it's been happening for years; pox on their house. Since they have frequent & accepted marrying between cousins, they have the highest rates of deformities & genetic disorders. They have a special hospital to handle the issues from interbreeding. You have to dig to find that information. v

@lactusgalacto1174 Жыл бұрын

cAYMAN AL-ZAWAHIRI ‘DEAD’ - AL-QAEDA BOSS DIES FROM ASTHMA IN AFGHAN MOUNTAIN HIDEOUT, REPORTS CLAIM The Sun 11:52, 20 Nov 2020 Updated: 12:55, 20 Nov 2020 😁😁😁😁😁😁

@Giobemo Жыл бұрын

The second media guy absolutely *nailed* Al-Zawahiri's name I thought... Is the accent not on the "wa" then?

@parrisprice5892 Жыл бұрын

On fire Stephen ,great show buddy!!!!

@robinbeers6689 Жыл бұрын

Kansas voted down the abortion restriction referendum. A great victory for female bodily autonomy.

@virginiatyree6705 Жыл бұрын

Yes, sanity ruled over the religious fanatics. v

@ninalehman9054 Жыл бұрын

I’m hearing rumors that Cheeto refused to authorize any strikes against this guy because Cheeto didn’t recognize his name.

@hsh8729 Жыл бұрын

Ha Good job Biden. This whole monolog is genius!

@michaelparks7177 Жыл бұрын

Well done.

@doobiejones9388 Жыл бұрын

Love you brother. You're One of my favorite people on the planet. But as a Army veteran. 82nd airborne. The goal of All military operations is too minimize civilian casualties. But sometimes shit happens. Love you brother 😎

@franklinshriver8441 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for saying that, and for serving our country in such a brave and proud manner! We (most of us) love you and honor your dedication and sacrifices!

@doobiejones9388 Жыл бұрын

@@franklinshriver8441 I got more from being in the army than I gave. Gave me discipline and direction. And unlike the many heroes I served with I came out in one piece. Thank you for caring. 😎😎😎😎

@72marshflower15 Жыл бұрын

It's that why the US military basically carpet bombed the Middle East? Chasing false enemies overseas while ignoring the true enemy behind the veil at home..

@kathleengiross Жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service, sir..

@VocePenseNisso Жыл бұрын

Sometimes? We are talking about the USA, it always happen

@u.s.a.198 Жыл бұрын

always makes me laugh and also understandable and compassionate...

@ocan1033 Жыл бұрын

gag

@bregancool980 Жыл бұрын

Traitor Tot😂😆 One of the best ones!

@elephantchilds Жыл бұрын

I loved how he made fun of news presenters for mis-pronouncing al-Zawahiri's name then deliberately mis-pronounced it himself all through the section. Stephen always goes that extra mile for the joke.

@Kelz_X Жыл бұрын

Colbert has amazing writers. Always bringing the laughs when we need it

@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын

And he's perfect at delivery!

@AntonQvarfordt Жыл бұрын

Iduno... These are just jokes spun from current events.. They aren't jokes that say anything about or makes you think about current events in any way... Autopilot jokewriting.

@purdysanchez Жыл бұрын

The jokes on this show remind me of those videos where AI tries to write comedy.

@johnarnold893 Жыл бұрын

@@JohnDoe-rq7ep 🤡

@johnarnold893 Жыл бұрын

@@AntonQvarfordt Yup, it's easy to write great jokes about the GQP since they are so craaaay craaaay.

@Zippidyzay Жыл бұрын

Ok, that missile is some seriously impressive bad assery. Also, Real Housewife of January 6th. So many lolz.

@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Жыл бұрын

LOL!!! Funny comment he made. I picture the "Real Housewives of the Insurrection" to look more like fat, toothless women with big hair fighting over the last Big Mac while the theme from "Deliverance" is played. But, Kimberly looks the like typical former stripper who is stretched from ear to ear, top to bottom, looking more like a drag queen robot than a woman. She must use Melania's quack hack!

@derekstein6193 Жыл бұрын

Seems like a weapon pulled directly from a shonen anime.

@robertacomstock3655 Жыл бұрын

Shuriken missile.

@gailaltschwager7377 Жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@calvinbright3054 Жыл бұрын

It's nice to have a president who doesn't draw on the model with a sharpie!

@bluehammer1245 Жыл бұрын

Hopefully America manages to settle the tensions between it and West Taiwan.

@GR8APE69 Жыл бұрын

Taiwan number 1! West Taiwan number 2!

@masakazuishiguro8525 Жыл бұрын

Apparently there is no hope for humanity

@pedersonjason5256 Жыл бұрын

Poor Eric and Don't Jr it must be sad that the whole country knows daddy doesn't love you.

@lynnerholmes Жыл бұрын

A great addition to this video would be closed captioning considerations for the Deaf and hearing impaired. Thank you!

@phasm42 Жыл бұрын

"...except one." 😅😅😅

@wendywoolley_ Жыл бұрын

Those Chinese threats sound like fortunes from Fortune Cookies 🥠.

@patrickwilson2650 Жыл бұрын

It is about time to recognize Taiwan as a independent country.

@kotomile Жыл бұрын

Second anchor nailed the pronunciation - no surprise, you can tell by the way he said it he speaks Arabic. He can probably pronounce Khashoggi correctly too 😅

@ginakleinejaeger4997 Жыл бұрын

Stephen, I just think you are THE BEST!!…I am cracking up watching you on KZfaq while I put on my make up getting ready for my yoga class. Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I have been shellshocked and am suffering PTSD post Trump and the Covid era…(well we still have Covid hopefully they’ll be no more Trump). I can’t watch the news anymore… I keep trying like yesterday when I turned it on in the morning it was the fires in California and Ukraine… I turned it right back off. But I can always look forward to hearing about our worlds continuing clusterf#!$@k through your humor!🤣🤣🤣 Your writers and you are the BEST!

@aFoxyFox. Жыл бұрын

Nothing like hearing about some million year old brown dude being rained down with missiles in an assassination hosted by a government ignoring the plight of their own people to raise the spirits!

@mariag.8242 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely a good idea to take a long break from news when you need to protect your health and recovery - Congratulations on taking your needs seriously! 🥰

@lauraatkinson4790 Жыл бұрын

Dan Rather tweeted the same thing about Eric Trump. That man is an absolute legend.

@spacegay6030 Жыл бұрын

Legitimately, I lost track of who Stephen was talking about and thought he meant Trump actually was endorsing Eric Trump, and I got really confused lol

@ominous4422 Жыл бұрын

9:25 - I saw this joke coming yesterday morning when I read the article about Traitor Tot endorsing "ERIC." And yes, I still lol'd when I heard it.

@pdoylemi Жыл бұрын

You let me down Stephen. This was a golden opportunity to bring back your beloved Eric Trump impression.

@rillest75 Жыл бұрын

My local grocery store put in an alcohol section so I'm very pumped. Not sure if I'll continue to go to the beer distributor I guess I'll have to see what kind of selection the grocery store has before making a decision

@EvesRevenge Жыл бұрын

He was at home, on his roof, yes, but wtf, in the freaking capital of Afghanistan...freaking awesome ....

@Kpimpmaster Жыл бұрын

Message sent

@lawrencedoliveiro9104 Жыл бұрын

Rather implausible that the 🇦🇫 Government didn’t know he was there, don’t you think ...

@Kpimpmaster Жыл бұрын

@@lawrencedoliveiro9104 I think it was more so they didn’t care

@rezkitty397 Жыл бұрын

I voted twice in my state AZ, the general elections and tribal gov., Good luck to all candidates 👍🙏☺️💁🏜️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🌹🌻💜❤️💛💚🧡

@virginiatyree6705 Жыл бұрын

You legally voted for the elections you were eligible for. Congrats 🎉🎉🎉. That's what democracy is all about. We the people. v

@jolenelarson469 Жыл бұрын

"Don't talk to me til I've had my Hellfire missile". 😂😂😂

@ofsinope Жыл бұрын

"Helter Sorry" is a Late Night "Writer Inspection" level joke.

@ZachariahLoneStarLiberal Жыл бұрын

We need more Stephen in Texas… help us!

@donq2957 Жыл бұрын

IQ is what Texas lacks.

@katemaxwell2804 Жыл бұрын

Just a little common sense would help

@suckablowfish Жыл бұрын

Go back to Kalifornia

@worldcitizeng6507 Жыл бұрын

With many IT, Tech jobs migrating to TX, will it make any changes soon?

@robertacomstock3655 Жыл бұрын

Check Texas Paul of Meidas Touch & populist Jim Hightower!

@JenMistress Жыл бұрын

Idk who won between Eric Schmitt and Eric Greitens, but I have a feeling his name was Eric. 😉😂🤣

@bobdobbs69 Жыл бұрын

"Way to thread the needle, Chump!"

@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын

How depressed do you think Erick Trump was when he found out his daddy wasn't talking about him?

@Lucius1958 Жыл бұрын

The surprise winner was Eric the Half-a-Bee.🤣

@aimanmarzuqi4804 Жыл бұрын

Man, it feels weird to hear Stephen Colbert say my name out loud in front of his audience

@susanhewitt5602 Жыл бұрын

Can you imagine standing on a balcony and having a hellfire missile coming at you? I hope he had time to see it coming, and I hope he was terrified too! Way to go, President Biden and the Military heroes involved!👏👏👍

@shermanculbertson6244 Жыл бұрын

Stephen’s monologue is always incredibly fun and entertaining and just what I need at the end of the day.

@californiabreeze2182 Жыл бұрын

TIME TO/////////////////////?????????????

@gastrointestinalhemorrhage Жыл бұрын

It's funny but scary too

@gamepapa1211 Жыл бұрын

@@gastrointestinalhemorrhage it's a friendly reminder of an unforgiving reality, that's for sure.

@colsonchambers6412 Жыл бұрын

If this Democratic Shill is what you need at the end of the day, I would strongly encourage you to seek professional help.

@BrianNewberry Жыл бұрын

_"It's funny but scary too?"_ As opposed to the News which *_is not_* funny but scary too.

@TheSweetsherrypie Жыл бұрын

I feel proud of our President

@californiabreeze2182 Жыл бұрын

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@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын

It feels good to be able to say that again!

@adolfbiden171 Жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha 🤣😂😛😜

@gamepapa1211 Жыл бұрын

Please remember that it is also thanks to the hard work of the men and women on the field who gathered the intel at the risks of their own lives.

@MrBrewman95 Жыл бұрын

Oh Sherry. Bless your ignorant heart.

@Giobemo Жыл бұрын

"You mess with the bull, you get the general malaise."

@BlackDaw1 Жыл бұрын

I imagined the new non-explosive hellfire missile would just be a bowling ball with wings on it.

@livefully7568 Жыл бұрын

margin of error needs to be accounted for so.. stick some 6 foot swords on it

@susanbengston3208 Жыл бұрын

Ok Wiley Coyote 😂

@asterix7842 Жыл бұрын

This just in: Eric Estrada wins the republican nomination for US Senate in Missouri.

@wizardsuth Жыл бұрын

Yeah, but only because Erik the Viking has way too much integrity to be a Republican.

@TheUluxian Жыл бұрын

Joe takin' out the enemy Trump takin' 'em golfing.... nuff said

@nigeldean3726 Жыл бұрын

Acting like Trump didn't take out his fair share of isis scumbags while he was in office. Oh and how about how Joe armed the same guys who's leader he just took out

@nelsonclub7722 Жыл бұрын

Agreed more should be said about that

@Thejbirdy Жыл бұрын

@@nelsonclub7722 He's just an aid and abetting comforter to our enemies...period.

@erikagray9883 Жыл бұрын

Please bring back our Uninformed Correspondent, Bootsie!

@f.o.n.1244 Жыл бұрын

I like how everyone knows the only Eric that the fuzzy Cheeto didn't endorse was Kushner.

@mikeoxbig9392 Жыл бұрын

“Nobody’s gotten to the bottom of 9/11.” - Donald Judas Trump

@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын

He probably said the same thing about J6!

@charlesconnaughton7292 Жыл бұрын

so true but now charges a lot more than 30 pieces of silver. donny would say because of inflation.

@valhalla7408 Жыл бұрын

@@charlesconnaughton7292 Except that this orange-faced traitor would try to sue Pontius Pilate for “fake news” and Jesus Christ for leaving a stain on the “tallest cross on Golgotha”

@archangelvvv Жыл бұрын

He's referring to himself due to having only a 3rd Grade education!

@virginiatyree6705 Жыл бұрын

Why don't people start saying he's insane & not mentally well. v

@stephentomsky9576 Жыл бұрын

I knew that last joke was coming, was still great

@conishap Жыл бұрын

I love that you don’t say his name I wish more media productions would carry this trend. It gives him legitimacy when his name is constantly repeated

@tylerhaknuman1217 Жыл бұрын

I think China threat is like a movie script. 😂😂😂

@clarafedde8674 Жыл бұрын

A great monologue tonight. I really needed it after day like today.

@JohnDoe-rq7ep Жыл бұрын

A day like what? Living in the greatest country on earth?

@clarafedde8674 Жыл бұрын

@@JohnDoe-rq7ep I wish... unfortunately I live in the USA.

@JohnDoe-rq7ep Жыл бұрын

@@clarafedde8674 again you can’t leave. No one is stopping you. Enjoy China or Venezuelan.

@tonylupone1157 Жыл бұрын

@@JohnDoe-rq7ep There's more than 3 places in the world and "merica is not the best or even near it

@JohnDoe-rq7ep Жыл бұрын

@@tonylupone1157 and you can go to any of them, I was just giving you suggestions since you want socialism. Those would be the best places for you to experience your dream of living in a socialist utopia.

@anywaythewindblows8938 Жыл бұрын

“Helter Sorry.” 😂

@isaac198428 Жыл бұрын

“The Real Housewife of January 6th, Kimberly Guilfoyle” … Because “ThE BeSt iS yeT tO CoMe” 🤣😂😂😅

@Tuturial464 Жыл бұрын

Another one bites the dust.

@Plantbliss Жыл бұрын

Does the US tell other governments where they can go? If she didn’t go it would look like we did what the bully told us to

@virginiatyree6705 Жыл бұрын

I want her to get home safely. China has already stopped importation from 100 food vendors & hacked the president's computer system. I wish China would come to their senses. Communism is so 20th century. The Chinese people will some day have democracy. I know, I'm biased. v

@fgsaramago Жыл бұрын

In any context, the US would be the bully

@fgsaramago Жыл бұрын

You sound dellusional mate

@Lavenderlavenderful Жыл бұрын

Yessssss US bloody always does! And yet the biggest bullies the wanna dads of the world are free to dictate others and topple governments and mess with internal affairs of every country possible. So bullying others is ok but God forbid we respect and not meddle for once oooohhh Nancy corpse looking pelosi had to go! Hypocrite States of America!