Fast Food, Churches & Dancing Dogs - Joanna Responds

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Joanna responds to your comments about ABSURD Spanish sayings and weird things that ONLY happen in America. Get your weekly dose of poesía a la Joanna!
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@gabrielabarragan4478
@gabrielabarragan4478 8 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who subscribed to FLAMA because of Joanna?
@dancecentralYESXD
@dancecentralYESXD 8 жыл бұрын
+Gabriela Barragan Nope. Another one, right here...
@sofiaalayon3340
@sofiaalayon3340 8 жыл бұрын
✋✋✋
@eddstactitudcaribe8046
@eddstactitudcaribe8046 8 жыл бұрын
my same reason.
@johnlawrencevaldez3941
@johnlawrencevaldez3941 8 жыл бұрын
No....I subscribed because of her...
@mayerly5837
@mayerly5837 8 жыл бұрын
facts me too XD
@FutileGrief
@FutileGrief 9 жыл бұрын
Because "donkey" translates to "burro", and people call "burro" a dumb person. So it's basically "dumb people's skin is not invisible" which is funny because no one's skin is invisible lalalalalala...
@JonathanRodriguez-sg7hm
@JonathanRodriguez-sg7hm 8 жыл бұрын
+ThatOnePerson Pretty used by kidsin each elementary school in Venezuela.
@FutileGrief
@FutileGrief 8 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Rodríguez also in Colombia
@cabellones
@cabellones 8 жыл бұрын
+ThatOnePerson brazil say it to....
@FutileGrief
@FutileGrief 8 жыл бұрын
Christian Cordoba Basically every country in latin america
@tuanoful
@tuanoful 8 жыл бұрын
+ThatOnePerson Ohhh, that makes sense.
@supb1437
@supb1437 8 жыл бұрын
I'm not South American. Just a homesick Filipino kid studying overseas, and it's so strange because I can relate to your videos like 80%. Dem Spaniards colonized us for like 300 years so I understand most the Spanish and am able to relate to the Latino culture. Imo, my country is more South American than Asian. Gaaah, I guess what I'm trying to say is that your videos remind me of home. Man, I talk too much. Sorry...
@SandiRMayor
@SandiRMayor 8 жыл бұрын
jajajaja i like filipinooo!! we have so much in common ^^
@khernandezpardo
@khernandezpardo 8 жыл бұрын
I've always heard it as "éramos muchos y parió la abuela," and it seems to make more sense
@Rosi_in_space
@Rosi_in_space 8 жыл бұрын
+Kevin Hernández Yes, grandma doing something VERY unnecessary.
@Stayner
@Stayner 8 жыл бұрын
+Kevin Hernández el que posteo el dicho se equivoco.
@niceceleon
@niceceleon 8 жыл бұрын
Because that's the right way to say it "eramos muchos y parió la abuela"
@leechin610
@leechin610 8 жыл бұрын
THIS IS A GREAT HAPPY LIFE FOR I AM, ME! FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER! @iamleechin Get all the Joanna antics we get into!
@1vanessadelarosa
@1vanessadelarosa 8 жыл бұрын
+Lee Chin u wanna be famouse so desperated right hahahahahah
@Stayner
@Stayner 8 жыл бұрын
+Lee Chin I will open a twitter account just to follow you.
@8mad
@8mad 8 жыл бұрын
Just started watching your videos today and I LOVE them.
@Yuri7707
@Yuri7707 9 жыл бұрын
I ship Joanna and the faceless guy.
@miacarvajal9146
@miacarvajal9146 8 жыл бұрын
The faceless guy is named Kris and yes, we all do
@tharcblack
@tharcblack 7 жыл бұрын
"Éramos pocos y parió la abuela" doesn't mean that. It means that when a bunch of bad things happen, and you think nothing else can go wrong, it does. Aka Murphy's law. At least, that's the original meaning.
@brandoncastner6607
@brandoncastner6607 9 жыл бұрын
Joanna is my favorite, these videos are hilarious and make my day!
@melanievalles1233
@melanievalles1233 5 жыл бұрын
I love this episode SOO much
@lizgaga89
@lizgaga89 8 жыл бұрын
I mainly subscribed to Flama because of Joana, I need more videos of her!
@sophiamunoz2674
@sophiamunoz2674 7 жыл бұрын
In my country it's "por plata baila el mono"😂
@franciscopodadera4170
@franciscopodadera4170 9 жыл бұрын
Te amooooooooooooooo! Solamente me suscribí al canal por vos! Saludos de Argentina!
@anny16110
@anny16110 9 жыл бұрын
Love you, Joanna 💖
@OmarGidi
@OmarGidi 8 жыл бұрын
Jo no puedo dejar de ver tus videos literal, no me habia reido asi en anos
@mariavictoriaperezdiaz3590
@mariavictoriaperezdiaz3590 8 жыл бұрын
Tus videos son los mejores Joanna! Sigue así. Me rio demasiado de todo lo que dices xD
@birdieperchy4501
@birdieperchy4501 8 жыл бұрын
Joanna. Donkeys can procreate. It's MULES that can't. A mule is a donkey and a horse procreated together. Yeah... just yeah.
@GustavoCaucayo
@GustavoCaucayo 8 жыл бұрын
THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU
@JoseGarcia-xy9pb
@JoseGarcia-xy9pb 9 жыл бұрын
I love these videos
@MadonnafanPuertoRico
@MadonnafanPuertoRico 8 жыл бұрын
Love your randomness and craziness! I'm so happy that you're proud of being a Latina and don't mind showing it to the world 💖
@carevv
@carevv 8 жыл бұрын
jajajaj..joanna está loca de remate pero es super genial escucharla hablar...saludos y felicidad a todo su grupo
@angelsalaiza5014
@angelsalaiza5014 8 жыл бұрын
Fast food, fast food, church. Fast food, fast food, fast food, church. Fast food, church, walmart.
@dianapenasolis7081
@dianapenasolis7081 8 жыл бұрын
Joanna I want to see more videos of you, you are so funny. You should have your own program or something we all love you.
@misbmt1
@misbmt1 9 жыл бұрын
waiting for the next one
@shanlovesluan
@shanlovesluan 9 жыл бұрын
joana you make my day . you are my idol
@4drian79
@4drian79 8 жыл бұрын
I was speeding once in Texas in a road trip and I'm from Mexico and my SUV has KM not miles so I had to pulled the "I don't understand and that on my car says 80Km" so the cop let me go hehe
@zenaidamcr13
@zenaidamcr13 8 жыл бұрын
"Donkey skin is not invisible" I CANNOT EVEN WITH THAT ONE. I'M CRYING
@TatoTips
@TatoTips 9 жыл бұрын
Joanna Eres las mejor!!
@EthanNeal
@EthanNeal 8 жыл бұрын
Yep. I live near Atlanta XD It's so true.
@ThePhanomas
@ThePhanomas 8 жыл бұрын
4:19 T-Rex rapper arms, loved it
@joseandresgutierrez4041
@joseandresgutierrez4041 9 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA i loved your performance of dancing dogs
@killerone807
@killerone807 9 жыл бұрын
joanna plz plz tell us when you are going to have your own channel thank you
@XavierLoquesea
@XavierLoquesea 8 жыл бұрын
its "éramos muchos y parió la abuela", we are a lot and grandma gave birth, its used when its crowded and people still arriving.
@ivanbc49
@ivanbc49 9 жыл бұрын
what part of Atlanta did you drove by
@katecolvin7531
@katecolvin7531 8 жыл бұрын
i always call burritos little donkeys. so when my friend gets chipotle i go "hows ur little donkey?" she gets pissed.
@johnjacob688
@johnjacob688 8 жыл бұрын
Where did you get that chrome skull phone?
@beautifulenoughforme
@beautifulenoughforme 8 жыл бұрын
2:06 i lost it lol mainly cause i do the same when the frkn flame decides to become my 5th vocal cord
@aledonir
@aledonir 8 жыл бұрын
It really goes like this "Eramos muchos y parió la abuela*"
@andreabriceno2162
@andreabriceno2162 8 жыл бұрын
And thats the moment when you realize, that you can't show any of joanna's videos to your friends because no one of them knows or understand english.... Greetings from Venezuela!!! ILY Joanna
@lizettevaldivieso780
@lizettevaldivieso780 8 жыл бұрын
+Andrea Briceño i know right? is so sad. joanna es la mejor venezolana :D
@marcoscastro868
@marcoscastro868 8 жыл бұрын
Idk but Johanna is my favorite
@bianca7328
@bianca7328 8 жыл бұрын
I love how Joanna is always like in pain when's she's speaking or maybe only when she's rapping.
@AslanKyoya1776
@AslanKyoya1776 Жыл бұрын
What I want to know is how did she go 120 MPH without knowing? Especially when she lives in the Northeast, where there’s always traffic and the roads curve with the hills.
@pandachan5251
@pandachan5251 8 жыл бұрын
2:05 lovely
@notorious.scoundrel
@notorious.scoundrel 7 жыл бұрын
Te amo Joanna
@LuisBorja1981
@LuisBorja1981 8 жыл бұрын
"Ver el diablo en tanga" can be used for pain, but for me is more about extremely frightening situations like being assaulted or in a car accident.
@Elhuggante
@Elhuggante 8 жыл бұрын
At 2:14 the correct saying is: "éramos muchos y parió la abuela"... we were a lot, not a few that doesn't make sense... Our family was already big and grandma has now given birth adding one more to the family is the correct context of the popular saying.
@cast0r
@cast0r 8 жыл бұрын
here in guatemala is all messed up the measuring system, we use metric and english, distances are in meters and km, but weight is in pounds not kg, but water is in liters but fuel is in gallons IDK, what the hell here
@feuerengelzwei
@feuerengelzwei 8 жыл бұрын
Joanne right here there are some Nicaraguan sayings: "El muerto al hoyo y el vivo al bollo"..."Gato no come gato"..."El perro manda al gato y el gato al garabato"..."De lejos parece pendejo, de cerca no quedan dudas".
@dancecentralYESXD
@dancecentralYESXD 8 жыл бұрын
+Carlos Danilo Perez Centeno Heeey, Nicaragua, up top! And also. Are you sure you wanna translate that first one into english?.
@Goronfanado
@Goronfanado 8 жыл бұрын
I am trying to understand every single part of the video but there is a point where i only heard: imagine..... ajsdhadja ... indiana.... adjasldjakd.... shoes. asdjakdsjas. I really need to improve my listening skills. Great video... Like always. Have you always lived in the US? or someone knows if she had
@MariangelQuero
@MariangelQuero 8 жыл бұрын
She's from Venezuela but nos she's living in the US
@lerquian1970
@lerquian1970 8 жыл бұрын
+Stefano Venegas Regrat (Goronfano) difference between class's english and real english xd
@ThePhanomas
@ThePhanomas 8 жыл бұрын
1:03 T-Rex Aaarms, yeaaah!!
@jeffpro8
@jeffpro8 7 жыл бұрын
Joanna looks so beautiful in this video ;)
@alisenisredice
@alisenisredice 8 жыл бұрын
My mom told me one and I have no idea what it means. Doña María mató a su tía con un cochillo que no servía. I know what it translates to but I don't know what it's trying to say. Any ideas?
@JonathanRodriguez-sg7hm
@JonathanRodriguez-sg7hm 8 жыл бұрын
Joanna I love ya D:
@anniemacleod8264
@anniemacleod8264 7 жыл бұрын
Joanna do you know what a Haiku is?
@marzapan8736
@marzapan8736 8 жыл бұрын
"ver a dios comiendo arroz" (to see god eating rice) it also means to be in great pain
@teresacueto
@teresacueto 8 жыл бұрын
In Chile we put the pig (chancho) en vez del burro (que pasa a ser más secundario)
@carlosojeda1207
@carlosojeda1207 8 жыл бұрын
te amo mi velezolana!!!!!!
@jjptech
@jjptech 8 жыл бұрын
2:08, correccion! Eramos Muchos y pario la abuela!, "we were a too much people and then the grand ma gave birth"
@starfire0789
@starfire0789 8 жыл бұрын
don't forget about the fast food place called church's (chicken). in regards to the fast food in america comment and your response about your trip through atanta. obviously. : )
@bookworm3756
@bookworm3756 8 жыл бұрын
I've always heard it "Carne de chancho no es transparente."
@MarianaRodriguez-fk7we
@MarianaRodriguez-fk7we 7 жыл бұрын
She ain't lying about Atlanta.
@Nincadas1
@Nincadas1 9 жыл бұрын
It may be too late but here in spain we say: No hay tu tía (There is no uncle ) this phrase is used when something or someone doesnt change like: This is the third time Peter has an accident cause talking on the phone while driving, no hay tu tía. (He will never change) This expresion doesnt make any sense. Anyway great vid.
@abril9764
@abril9764 8 жыл бұрын
"quieres ver a Dios comiendo arroz?" do you wanna see god eating rice? this is said when someone threats to hurt you
@ericac6787
@ericac6787 8 жыл бұрын
THE JOKE AT THE BEGINNING MADE ME CHOKE ON MY TORTILLA CHIP
@DanielCastro-vz2vy
@DanielCastro-vz2vy 6 жыл бұрын
1:17-1:34: there is another variation of that saying: “el carne del burro no es transparente,” and it refers to somebody’s ass (lol, que albur, lo que significa burro ingles aplica así en este escenario), y por eso usen el animal “burro”
@isabellasarno1585
@isabellasarno1585 8 жыл бұрын
C'mon Joanna! In Caracas we say "Ver el diablo en tanga" o "ver el diablo en pantaletas" all the time! And "La carne de burro no es invisible"
@zvign7554
@zvign7554 7 жыл бұрын
Joanna do you know what a haiku is?
@indeciso15
@indeciso15 9 жыл бұрын
1.80??? suddenly I feel like a midget haha
@Rosi_in_space
@Rosi_in_space 8 жыл бұрын
+Jose Flores She's taller than the average latino man, right?
@indeciso15
@indeciso15 8 жыл бұрын
turbostewi​ specially central American men
@luuchoo93
@luuchoo93 8 жыл бұрын
+turbostewi not all latinos are short. White latinos, like the ones you find in Argentina and Uruguay, are way taller.
@indeciso15
@indeciso15 8 жыл бұрын
+luuchoo G still I feel like a midget lmao
@Rosi_in_space
@Rosi_in_space 8 жыл бұрын
+luuchoo G I agree, the whiter - the taller(in average). According to wikipedia, the average height of a Mexican male in 2006 is 1.67m, women 1.55m. There is a tendency for tallness in middle and upper class, maybe because of better nutrition and European background. I'm half Mexican-half Swiss, 1.76m (thanks to my Swiss father). Joanna is even taller than the average Swiss male at the age of 20 years (1.78m).
@kylepearsall513
@kylepearsall513 9 жыл бұрын
Fucking love you lol 😁😆😅
@gustavodelascio7269
@gustavodelascio7269 7 жыл бұрын
It will never be the same without chris :( hahahah
@BassDat33
@BassDat33 8 жыл бұрын
1.80 omg eres altisima !!
@missgiroud97
@missgiroud97 8 жыл бұрын
En Cuba decimos: ''Eres blanco, no invisible. así que quitate que no veo'' o algo así
@mecha90002
@mecha90002 8 жыл бұрын
lmfao i used the "donkey skin is not invisible" on my mom one time and her being a savage responded the only way a little old mexican lady would "la carne de burro no es transparente!!" - baby me "pero los ojos de buey tienen aumento" -savage
@SammyArchive
@SammyArchive 8 жыл бұрын
SHOW US CHRIS!
@willneverforgets3341
@willneverforgets3341 6 жыл бұрын
"Donkey" as "dumb" :-)
@mexicanjerry
@mexicanjerry 8 жыл бұрын
Show us Kris!!!
@andrearodriguez6033
@andrearodriguez6033 8 жыл бұрын
"Ver el diablo en pantaleta" o "ver el diablo en tanga" (how we say it here in Maturin-VENEZUELA) is something very common to describe pain or something very scary like "mariscaaa me di un golpe tan duro que vi el diablo en tangaaa!!!" (Girl I hit myself so hard that I see the devil in his underwear) " Or "marico el malandro se monto en el autobús o te juro que vi al diablo en tanga"( men the choro get into the bus and I swear I see the devil in his underwear). Saludos un beso desde Venezuela
@CuDobh
@CuDobh 8 жыл бұрын
Swedish got some weird sayings as well: "Your father is not a glazier" (Din pappa är inte glasmästare) - meaning "You are not transparent and thus in the way when I try to watch..."
@danielleporter1829
@danielleporter1829 4 жыл бұрын
In America, we say , your father wasn't a glassmaker to mean the same thing,
@micaelalaner4619
@micaelalaner4619 8 жыл бұрын
here in Uruguay, the first one we say it different. por la plata baila el mono.
@TeamChaosYugi
@TeamChaosYugi 9 жыл бұрын
Now I ain't gonna lie, I could say anything constructive about the video, but I think this time I'll just be honest and say it. I'd seriously do Joanna. 9/10
@matiasdanielgamon3996
@matiasdanielgamon3996 8 жыл бұрын
HOLA!!!
@REVALG
@REVALG 8 жыл бұрын
Bota lo que no es green jello. lol
@GuidoDavidN
@GuidoDavidN 8 жыл бұрын
It's not "éramos pocos y parió la abuela", it's "éramos *muchos* y parió la abuela". An already bad situation gets even worse in an unexpected way.
@SheikTV1
@SheikTV1 9 жыл бұрын
So many of these are said wrong!!!! ahhh
@vanecaba9290
@vanecaba9290 7 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE 20 CM AWAY FEOM BEING 2 METERS LONG?! uou, that is awesome
@Mononabb
@Mononabb 8 жыл бұрын
Si es Venezolana, sabe todos estos dichos... Es muy raro que pretenda no saberlos.
@suhma2011
@suhma2011 8 жыл бұрын
Hey!!! They used my comment!! #literallydyingrightnow
@dancecentralYESXD
@dancecentralYESXD 8 жыл бұрын
Khris, c'mooooon!
@missgiroud97
@missgiroud97 8 жыл бұрын
I think that we want to see Chris. For laughing.
@XavierLoquesea
@XavierLoquesea 8 жыл бұрын
"A caballo regalado no se le mira colmillo", -do not look the teeth to a Free horse- if somebody give you a free stuff take it, even if you do not like it, or do not be picky it´s free stuff.
@Chemeleon15
@Chemeleon15 8 жыл бұрын
The English version of that phrase is "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth"
@thedman05
@thedman05 8 жыл бұрын
Lol didn't know if the efforts to rap were serious or not but it was funny regardless
@Diazgomezdaniely
@Diazgomezdaniely 8 жыл бұрын
Oh My God you're soo funny
@hello_pillow5128
@hello_pillow5128 8 жыл бұрын
Tbh Chris sounds like graser which is a minecraft youtuber who always play with Stacy plays also a minecraft youtuber like go watch at least one video and he sound like him
@32lilbruce
@32lilbruce 8 жыл бұрын
She lives in Atlanta!? im in the atl LOL
@lerquian1970
@lerquian1970 8 жыл бұрын
+32lilbruce he have too much in common? xd
@32lilbruce
@32lilbruce 8 жыл бұрын
lol
@alemorenopaez
@alemorenopaez 8 жыл бұрын
she is really tall for every women of any ethnic gruop around the world, even for men. I mean a guy whos height is 1.80... that's a tall dude you know?? i'm 1.75 and I'm on the normal male height
@Rosi_in_space
@Rosi_in_space 8 жыл бұрын
Kris and his Dad-sneakers
@breannault
@breannault 9 жыл бұрын
WHY INDIANA?! You make me feel so bad 😂
@GabieRetana
@GabieRetana 8 жыл бұрын
Mr. K Knight
@TaniCherry
@TaniCherry 8 жыл бұрын
por qué , si ella sabe hablar español dijo pero en vez de perro?
@vigor3624
@vigor3624 8 жыл бұрын
¿su acento? Es venezolana
@Superultramegachuck
@Superultramegachuck 9 жыл бұрын
Joanna funny and beautiful
🎈🎈🎈 Cumpleaños feliz Venezolano tradición y sabor
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