The Religious person who post about god 24/7

I've heard people that want a "dislike" button on facebook, but all I really want is a "A QUIEN LE IMPORTA" button.

Who else follow flama just because her videos

People who put meaningless quotes on their photos that have nothing to do with the picture

The people who post a lame picture of a flower or some other shit with a statu saying : It is a beautiful day today and you should go out and enjoy life !

The one person who is just constantly posting about how they want to be in a relationship, but there's nobody out there for them.

The people who always always always ALWAYS put a freaking quote on their pictures..... Always -_______-

That aunt that tags you every week in a corny motivational/religious post.

You know what is worse? The chain messages. Those are annoying and all of them are just rumors and lies to get the message spread. SIEMPRE ME HACE ENOJAR CUANDO LEO ESOS MENSAJES QUE NO IMPORTAN NADA!!

You missed a few: - Deppressed people: Always posting hints about how great/sad/vulnerable they feel after breking up - Super mommies: Posting everything, EVERYTHING about their babies - The game invitation sender: No comments - The religious fan Among others...

I hate the dude that posts non stop shirtless selfies of himself, trying to attract women.

That person that asks for likes. Like for hot girl. Ignore for Bieber. Can't stand those people

I hate those people who post pictures of their food. It's cruel and unusual punishment

Don't forget all the posts of Minions with random quotes!

las señoras 40 años o mas en facebook - DIOS BENDICE MI HOGAR Y A YOLY EN SU OPERACION - CESAR AGUSTO! VEN A VER LAS FOTOS DE TU PRIMITA RECIEN NACIDA! (comentario en la foto) DIOS Y LA SANTISIMA VIRGEN CHINITA DE LA PAZ DE LA CARIDAD DE LA SOLEDAD DEL COBRE DE GUADALUPE................AMEN

#Sorrynotsorry

Or those who post the obvious clickbaits "Look at these 15 amazing Veggies, you won't believe number 4!!!!!!!"

Weird, creepy dudes who keep trying to friend you and send you messages after you ignore them. Dude, I don't know you... leave me alone. What is the point of trying to friend me? You are not going to get any pictures, and I will never travel to Saudi Arabia nor Maryland!

La gente que sólo hace snaps y fotos de paisajes... Sin gente.... Me desesperaaaa😂😂😂😂

You forgot about all those "10 Amens or this baby dies of cancer" posts on facebook.

I'm like Clark, always ranting about everything except for your videos. Your videos are amazing :D We love you in Vzla.

Why is no one talking about KRIS AND JOANNA

I hate those people who post about fighting with their boy/girlfriend and that they're done with their BS and that it's the beginning of a new chapter in their life and they get these comments about "yeah stay strong, I'm here for you" or "he doesn't deserve you" and "he's not good enough for you", but 3 days later they post a selfie together saying how much in love and happy they are. All I can do is roll my eyes at stupid people like that. Now, when I see a friend or acquaintance on social media doing that I keep scrolling and keep as far away from that hypocrisy and BS as possible.

This was so awesome! Joanna is getting better every video

u forgot the dude that post images of quotes 😡

Joanna, si me permitís la sugerencia me gustaría que le agreguen subtítulos a los vídeos, entiendo que el canal entero esta armado para un público estado unidense y por más que la mayor parte se entiende lo que decís, no estarían de más los subtítulos en español. Sos hermosa y felicitaciones por tu talento, saludos de Argentina!

Direct hit, Joanna! Glad you went 'archetypal' rather than naming names. We are all our own PR machines managing our own 'brands' online. I must admit that I am sometimes guilty of the 'activist' stuff :)

"I can't breathe in this" "I get the scissor" was the funniest part XD

two things I freaking love of Venezuela: Canserbero's rap and JOANNA :D Saludos desde Chihuahua, Mexico

I hate the people taking pictures of their food. It's a fucking plate of food no one gives a single fuck. What do these people expect from those posts? Also the "nice guys" creeping on girls in Facebook and other social media, even if they are in relationships. So weird.

First video I see of FLAMA and laughed my ass off!!!!! Keep up the good work!

Need more Joanna Rant videos 😫 please I finished seeing all of them. Yes I know I don't have a life so I need your videos 😂

That new mom who can't stop posting pictures of her newborn. Yes, we get it you are a mom now, you find your baby adorable. Good for you, now STOP!

The grammar police! Those are the worst!

Joanna's videos are one of the only few I click on like before even watching it.

The words mommy and daddy make me feel uncomfortable you aren't alone Johanna 😂😂

I totally clicked like before watching, because Joanna.

I think the 'unfollow' button is the onky innovative invention on facebook in recent times. It's pretty much politely and secretly unfriending' someone. On a sidenote, I am none of these on facebook. I'm the person that just goes on there to update my avi and cover photo. Facebook is so wack now

I discovered your videos just yesterday, I guess I spent most of my afternnon watching almost all them LOL I was born, and also grew up in El Salvador, however I have a lot of family in NY, they came to visit my parents with their kids therefore I grew up in a very bilingual environment so I can speak fluent spanglish, that's why I loved FLAMA inmediately and I can tell that you guys have really great videos, and Joanna I'm your new follower you´re my favorite :) good luck

is there someway to just follow joanna rants and not FLAMA. I just love Joanna

I hate when people post a picture of them working out or of their food saying #blessed. Please stop this me cago en na!!!

The Sports person giving you the run down on the games, the proud mommy thats always posting pics of her kids and the big girls that post the real women have curves pictures.

Hola Joanna. I love your rants. Always super funny. I always see the mom that post a picture of their child every 5 minutes. Like I get it you have a cute kid but I'm sure they still look like they did 5 minutes ago. I don't need an entire news feed of just pictures of them before and after they eat a carrot. LOL

This is so accurate! Thanks Joanna!

What's wrong with informing people about dog inbreeding? Most people don't know about that.

Two kinds I hate: 1) The guy/girl who takes pictures in the cementery, with the graves of the family behind... and 2) The guy/girl who posts his/her body in the hospital like, "poor me, I'm bleeding out because of a big needle, boo boo, look at my bracelet, my name is on it"... #DamnIsCreepy #PleaseDoNotTakeAPictureOfYourselfPooping... I feel better. Thank you!

I hate those that post things like: "nobody loves me" or "I hate my life". Dude, if you have so many problems, please go with a psychologist to treat yourself instead of writing about your lack of self-esteem because no one gives a s**t about it.

Every time Joanna posts Joanna Rants my news feeds becomes her a million times.

Señoras that go like "DIOS BENDICE A MI FAMILIA" "UY MÁNDALE SALUDOS A TU MADRE" *thinks the comments are a chat* "oh, hola, Juan, ya viste a Ana que linda que está?" The ones that share pictures like "si no pegas esto en tu muro no amas a Dios" I also hate atention whores that use God to get likes and I don't like when people go and hit the like button and comment "amen" Also, the people that want attention but instead of God they use sick children/photoshopped kids and post things like "no bajes sin comentar amén" or "this girl is sick it has "OMGIamgonnadieosis" like to get God to save her " you know, those kind of people.

I'm shipping Chris and Joanna

ahh Johanna i love it that you discussed this subject :)

The people that tag aaaaaall their contacts in a picture of either: a pet, something they're selling (usually some diet shakes) or anything of the sorts.

I really ship joanna and chris :)

Who else thinks Joanna looks a lil like Florence and the machine

Jajajajajajajajjajajajajaja it was great to see Chris helping you do "the selfie poster". PS: today Sascha Barboza explained snap by snap how to binge watch Joanna Rants ♥ Big hug from Valencia!

"the word 'mommy' makes me feel uncomfortable" SAME

that one person that is takes videos of themselves playing an instrument or singing perfectly, we get it, you have talent, either go do something with it or get off my feed

Everyone's shipping Joanna and Chris and i'm here, shipping Joanna and me

The shittiest people on social media tho: People who you knew irl beforehand who never wanted to associate themselves with you, or were generally avoiding you, but once you spent time apart and they found your facebook/twitter/insta/whatever, they suddenly wanna know *everything* that's going on in your life behind a fuckin' computer screen. And they don't seem to understand why you don't accept their friend request. Dead serious, since I've been on facebook, I've gotten requests from at least half a dozen people who stopped talking to me, or ended up hating me in school.

I may or may not have binged all of your videos in a day because I didn't want to write a paper. Thank you for saving me from the Anthropology of Religion

Mommy.... MOMMY!

Las bendecidas y afortunadas. blessed and lucky ones. ha ha ha. sounds funny in english.

Lol her rants are always on point!

That mouse 😂😂😂 im just crying, i love you Joanna! 😂😂

Oh, the activist police... I would comment more on that, but I'm not in the mood to be judged by them today.

is it me or is joanna pretty hot?

The frequent flyer that checks at every VIP lounge and mentions the upgrades to business class or that was improved to a suite at the hotel. I am glad you have a great life but I don't need to know your every move.

Not gonna lie, I think I am the diet person in this list on Instagram haha. Lots of workout selfies mostly. Yeah yeah I know but I do try to make my posts real, well the written parts at least so it's genuine, half the time I rant if I am pissed or upset so at the very least that part is genuine. But I also post pics of stuff I do or go with my family so it's not all bad. Anyway, I do agree with this video and the archetypes listed and as usual, think your vids are hilarious and so true! Usually crying from all the laughter haha!

I love how Joanna chooses to mock these people...... so funny. they should do more "Joanna Rants" :D

I love her! This was funny and she portrays the anger so well xD

stop! you're killing me. I used to rant like this when I was a young man. I miss it.

- The religious chain messengers (the "share this or you'll go to hell" kind). - Amway/Herbalife/Independent business entrepeneurs guys boasting their business opportunities. - The person who's too proud of his/her country that hates on anything from elsewhere, especially on culture. - The opposite case of the above mentioned person. - The person who just broke up and does not stop posting passive aggressive stuff directed at their ex. - The overly political person who just cannot shut up about political issues and calling for nonsensical rallies that usually never amount to anything (I'm from Venezuela, this is a daily thing). - The person who has journalist/reporter complex. - The try hard. - The Buzzfeed-holic. - The insufferable music elitist who can't play an instrument but shits on everything music related except his/her favorite bands/artists. And I'll stop....

The people who frame every post about a product they're selling for their MLM. Facebook isn't about friendships for them anymore, it's all about selling crap.

"THANKS CLARK! DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!!!" hahahahahahahaha freaking hilarious!

The people on twitter who follow you for no reason and have rude and nasty pictures begging for you, NO MATTER HOW YOUNGER YOU ARE COMPARED TO THEM! I get these people constantly... and that's a bad thing

Definitely the best one of the FLAMA family.

people posting selfies every 5 mins aaaaaand in boring places... I'm in the kitchen now I'm in the bathroom now on my way to the living room.. the list keeps going the same way....

Once i was kind of "run over" by a 4-wheeler -not broken bones just scratches (really painful scratches) - and i post it all online, i had it on my legs, forehead, waist, shoulders... sorry but it was glorious how people react to it, that was the only thing that keeps me alive those days, otherwise i had died of boredom because i can barely leave my bed.

the herbalife, omnilife, and blah blah people brand who only talk and wear the brand for everywhere 😓

Other type of annoying people in social media are those that post numerous (usually uninteresting) photos of the same thing, at the same time, in all media. For example, how can they expect people to enjoy 20 almost identical close ups of an ugly dog? And then you find the same pictures in Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, etc. And in case you miss them, they send them directly to your email, text them to your phone and your WhasApp group. In the same category are those that sell Herbalife who send pictures of every conference, flyer, commercial, event they participate.

the worst are the ones that post a pic of all their bages after going shopping. it's so shameless!

the person who tags EVERY FRIEND in EVERY POST... And then says "Just for funsies!😊" I hate that person so much...

What annoys me the most is people using FB as a daily journal and couples expressing their big love when they can say that to themselves face to face at home. For God's sake you live in the same house!!!!. 😡😡😡😡

I love how she does not mention content stealing.

I really hate spoilers! As soon as they watch a movie that has been recently released, or the new episode of your favorite show (which you haven't watched) they post their thoughts on the biggest twist no one expected!! I hate those, I hace even unfollowed some people because of their constant lifeless spoiling.

I really want Joanna to read the comments in a video like she used to do. She hasn't done that in a long time

"i broke the shit out my mouse!" this made my day hahahahaha you are awesome Joanna xD

those who talk to dead people not like a post for a reminiscence of a loved one but like if they were alive and in an actual conversation with him/her...i think thts very creepy

The people that say their whole life and say that they're not ok and want someone to understand them.

and what about that tía or abuela who posts dumb motivational phrases and in your birthday sends you a horrible picture of a bunch of roses or balloons? soooo annoying

Love this show

I love the way she said "BURN". Perfection

"I'm taking my boobtape with me" - quote of the century "I'll get the scissors" - runner up for quote of the century

Best video so far

That person who won't stop talking to you even when you have made clear enough that you just don't like them... oh wait, I'm that guy.

Basically anyone who attempts to stuff their ideals down your throat, and when you try to explain to them that, "no thats not actually feminism" or "Just because you're vegan does not automatically mean you are healthier than me" or "I see flaws in __ but that doesn't mean I hate __" or something akin to that they will take it as personal offence and not leave you alone for weeks on end telling you how you're shit, how this will help/save you etcetera etcetera et fucking cetera

and also people who post something sad or upset without enough information so you'll have to ask them what's going on... like: ✔feeling blue today😢 ✔so mad I want to scream..

funny! LOL really enjoy your videos

The Facebook version of telemarketers. Everyone and their mothers seem to be selling stuff, and they have to post about it several times a day to make SURE you know.

3:39 You make my day johanna. HAHAHa