Top 10 funny English football chants

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7 жыл бұрын

A collection of the top 10 funniest football chants as chosen by The Away Day Bible.

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@lennongalla1412 5 жыл бұрын

I can just imagine how strange this must seem to non-British people

@imsearching4yearsnowforana966 4 жыл бұрын

We are european dude we are the same at football

@azore1184 4 жыл бұрын

It’s fookin amazin

@any9652 4 жыл бұрын

why 90 days to change my name? Ur not ur dog shit

@IdeGas-fm3ss 4 жыл бұрын

@@any9652 tell that to the croatians

@any9652 4 жыл бұрын

Gaming Bros LOL THEY ARE SHIT. They were lucky. Our team were fucked up. We had the wrong players

@ciaranirvine4929 7 жыл бұрын

Let's pretend we scored a goal wooooooo 😂😂😂

@vincentshalom4846 5 жыл бұрын

Which team btw

@jackfurlong8814 5 жыл бұрын

vincent shalom Tottenham

@marymurray6917 5 жыл бұрын

I was at the game the team that Liverpool beat was Fulham not tottenham

@nicolewright4391 5 жыл бұрын

mary murray it was Tottenham

@mattinfullvision9598 5 жыл бұрын

@@marymurray6917 it was Tottenham I'm a Tottenham fan and I was there

@zaksta1436 4 жыл бұрын

“Let’s pretend we scored a goal!” That ones my fav. Love it when fans aren’t boring and decide to have a bit of fun. Absolute legends

@grahamnancledra7036 Жыл бұрын

Old Plymouth Argyle joke - a team so bad, they do a lap of honour when they are awarded a corner kick.

@worldsgreatestdude1784 10 ай бұрын

That’s what happens when the sport is boring

@blacky_Ninja 7 ай бұрын

@@worldsgreatestdude1784 Football has always been more about the community than the sport itself.

@ashturner2110 4 жыл бұрын

as an australian, i’ve never been more proud of another county but also confused

@mikelitorous5570 3 жыл бұрын

By the sounds of your name your family are british so your allowed to be proud

@jizzzzzzzzozoooooppp 2 жыл бұрын

I’m Australian too and I’m proud/confused aswell ☠️

@KingNikaDKota 2 жыл бұрын

@@mikelitorous5570 most Australians are of brit descent

@BenHutchinson92 2 жыл бұрын

@@KingNikaDKota yeah i see australians as happier versions of ourselves lol good for them with all that sunny weather

@TonyEnglandUK Жыл бұрын

@@BenHutchinson92 Stop apologising for your own country, woman...

@toddgyurke215 7 жыл бұрын

We lose every week! We lose every weeeeeeek! You're nothing special! We lose every week!

@benking428 7 жыл бұрын

Todd Gyurke then thry go on and with the title

@jarrodpycroft5370 7 жыл бұрын

Todd Gyurke and the 4senal one What do we think of tottenham shit! what do we think of shit tottenham! thank you thats ok!

@arrowsmithgaming4613 6 жыл бұрын

Arsenal is shit we beat them

@awacherif1689 6 жыл бұрын

Todd Gyurke 😂😂😂😂

@BelegCuthali0n 6 жыл бұрын

We're winning away! We're winning awaaaaay! How shit must you be? We're winning away!

@TheShashwat213 7 жыл бұрын

say anything u want but British ppl know how to hv fun

@syndicatejr3037 7 жыл бұрын

Shashwat Khajuria init mate

@oli5412 7 жыл бұрын

SyndicateJr g innit* nerd

@scottlaaa 6 жыл бұрын

Shashwat Khajuria we are awesome at parties!

@alex-johntrainor3788 6 жыл бұрын

Yerman!

@dontbethatguy6640 6 жыл бұрын

chin Smart funny you say that because I'm 100% sure not one person in any of these videos looted or oppressed anybody in his country. Or anybody alive in the UK right now. Keep going back in history bro, jealousy is a disease.

@jayfritz1638 4 жыл бұрын

I'm English but "we hate England more than you" during a Wales and Scotland match, was brilliant.

@spoonking678 Жыл бұрын

Genius😂

@santividal9387 Жыл бұрын

min??

@cameroncarter2035 Жыл бұрын

What part

@michaelharrison3602 Жыл бұрын

Obviously wasn't a World Cup game if Scotland was playing

@alfiegrove7233 Жыл бұрын

@@michaelharrison3602 lollll

@Graphics_Card 2 жыл бұрын

“Let’s pretend we scored a goal” What kind of genius Smart mouth thought of this? 😂

@ZedsDeadZD 2 жыл бұрын

The players on the field must have been really confused xD

@TonyEnglandUK 2 жыл бұрын

lol I bet he had a plant pot on his head when he thought of it.

@alkkk7171 6 жыл бұрын

"Is there a fire drill" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@AustinDickerson2001Tiger 6 жыл бұрын

Fans questioning the other fans the reason for the early exit.

@fredbayles 4 жыл бұрын

Classic Swindon

@alfiedarch4080 4 жыл бұрын

I was at one of these games when they were singing this

@henryward3742 4 жыл бұрын

Is there a fire drill is like the most common of these

@dexter382 4 жыл бұрын

Alkkk up the swin

@seemoredicks6537 7 жыл бұрын

how do players not get distracted by these chants lol

@mattmoore804 7 жыл бұрын

Shakur 1908 So why watch the video then?

@mikeybswfc 7 жыл бұрын

Seemore Dicks they earn so much money i don't think they give a shit at the end of the day

@nnik1016 7 жыл бұрын

Seemore Dicks they do.

@sumicr7533 6 жыл бұрын

Seemore Dicks h

@cihattekin562 6 жыл бұрын

Lmao americans cant fan

@derrickmwerema7893 4 жыл бұрын

Wife:he is probably out cheating on me. Him at the tube station:

@TonyEnglandUK 2 жыл бұрын

lol every age range from 14 to 70 is dancing at that tube station.

@neilwhitaker6284 Жыл бұрын

@@TonyEnglandUK the older middle aged ladies on the other side of the platform singing along and doing the motions was sweet.

@viahorsfield5374 3 жыл бұрын

1:48 As a Barnsley fan I remember this day and I honestly couldn’t care about losing,this was just one of the best days ever. It were so funny 😂

@itome3499 2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@alessandroaglieri4534 2 жыл бұрын

what were you singing?

@emilsargieson6346 2 жыл бұрын

Same

@narchia161 2 жыл бұрын

@@alessandroaglieri4534 they just put a plant pot on anyones hat and then they started singing about those random fans having a plant pot on their hats

@alessandroaglieri4534 2 жыл бұрын

@@narchia161 that’s ok, but I wanted to know the text of this amazing song

@danielsutherland6452 7 жыл бұрын

we lose every week we lose every weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek you're nothing special we lose every week one of my favourite chants

@xrllisxyt1405 7 жыл бұрын

Daniel Sutherland cough cough Sunderland Cmon Newcastle

@timscott5782 7 жыл бұрын

Daniel Sutherland

@jackstone3225 7 жыл бұрын

Daniel Sutherland, where I live, we light loose every week in our Sunday league! We have chanted that too many times

@spencerrobertson355 7 жыл бұрын

Tim Scott p

@tadaspocius2716 7 жыл бұрын

Daniel Sutherland that's united

@pepsychologyx4877 7 жыл бұрын

"Harry potter he's coming for you"😂😂😂

@jamesflowers1686 7 жыл бұрын

Best bit , JonJo Shelvey is a Hammer IRL!

@darakiellemoine1339 6 жыл бұрын

Pepsychology X 'D9k9

@darakiellemoine1339 6 жыл бұрын

'D9kxxx

@AustinDickerson2001Tiger 6 жыл бұрын

The funniest soccer chant ever!!

@rainbow6siege728 6 жыл бұрын

Pepsychology X I

@gadrockduke 8 ай бұрын

Watching this as an American, I will be adding attending a proper English football match to my bucket list. I'm a huge fan of American college football, but this camaraderie and passion is absolutely unmatched! Talk about an electrifying atmosphere! Cheers, Brits!

@RonaldTrumpOfficial 17 күн бұрын

Whatever you do, go to a game where two rivals are playing. Manchester lovely place for it (if United stops being so shit)

@ColinH1973 2 жыл бұрын

I am a Sunderland supporter and I was at that match. There was a Sunderland lad with a false leg who kept waving it in the air, and the chant was, "Get your leg out for the lads, get your leg out for the lads!" Brilliant day.

@dtdang23 7 жыл бұрын

'His eyes are offside, his eyes are offside, he's Mesut Ozil, his eyes are offside' - Should of been on the list.

@HomebaseLHR 5 жыл бұрын

dtdang23 should have*

@OrrBzz 4 жыл бұрын

Racist

@benjyyy4168 4 жыл бұрын

@@OrrBzz not really

@farnyone 4 жыл бұрын

Thats class 😂

@kaiseranowar 4 жыл бұрын

wtf i sang your comment lol

@FootballFury 6 жыл бұрын

'Arry pottah, he's caming for you.

@nachiemi196 5 жыл бұрын

Rosida Andriyana Way to ruin the 11 month old joke with your non existent sense of humour.

@TimDaOne 4 жыл бұрын

@Rosida Andriyana you're wrong.

@haroldinho9930 4 жыл бұрын

Rosida Andriyana it’s how we speak

@haroldinho9930 4 жыл бұрын

Random Kid omg stop

@pauloemmi6216 4 жыл бұрын

@Rosida Andriyana r/woooosh

@damienmontanadias 2 жыл бұрын

Watching this as an American, I am super envious of of your chants. Too good! The best we have over here is screaming DEFENSE! or the stupid na na na na, na na na na, heey-eyy-eyyy, goodbye. The next Packers game i am at, if the visitors start leaving, I'm going to try getting that "fire drill" chant going.

@burtlangoustine1 Жыл бұрын

how did you get on ?

@katiemiaana Жыл бұрын

I’m English don’t get the de pause fence thing either

@Johenz Жыл бұрын

Maybe you just live in a boring city. I’ve been to Knicks games we chant move than defense. . We chant trae young balding” “fuck trae young” “ref you suck” “honey nut cheerios” “Lebron gonna trade you” you’re in greenbay yall just boring

@sooya6970 9 ай бұрын

Cant forget the classic USA USA

@moos5221 9 ай бұрын

oh murica

@bergkamp48 4 жыл бұрын

still my favourite (to the tune of "That's Amore")..."When you sit in row zed and the ball hits your head...that's Zamora!"

@MOGGS1942 4 жыл бұрын

That's a clever one.

@jerrylott4465 3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@obiigwe8349 2 жыл бұрын

LMAO. It's so well thought-through, rhymes and everything.

@adrianwyatt8209 11 ай бұрын

Or … when the ball hits the goal it’s not Shearer or Cole it’s Scot Dobie (WBA ages ago!)

@jeenashirkey1987 6 жыл бұрын

Let's pretend Let's pretend Let's pretend we scored a goal *cheers as if they scored*

@AustinDickerson2001Tiger 6 жыл бұрын

+little mix supporters Fans then make crazy noises.

@tyler2k557 5 жыл бұрын

No shit sherlock

@Jack-yg7pi 4 жыл бұрын

1980s Love yep. Hence the “lets pretend we scored a goal” what were you expecting?

@edvinb5604 4 жыл бұрын

Wow they cheered thank you for pointing that out for me!

@um.itsmaka9982 4 жыл бұрын

No way really?

@Kingkixmw3 7 жыл бұрын

Man United seriously do play in the dark.

@slimo3600 7 жыл бұрын

Kingkixmw3 😂😂😂

@carolinewilton3861 7 жыл бұрын

Kingkixmw3 why have you got a problem with that

@EthanRichards-sj4bw 7 жыл бұрын

Kingkixmw3 it's the only way other teams get past the brick wall that's De Gea

@Kingkixmw3 7 жыл бұрын

HS Gaming hardly

@reyinfinity 7 жыл бұрын

KingKix yeah yeah already read 5 comments like this, no originality

@DaddyjeeFF 2 жыл бұрын

4:02 Almost Dead Laughing 🤣

@guntherbeckman1257 3 жыл бұрын

The energy at those matches is unreal.. love from across the pond 🇨🇦

@ludwigandersson7557 7 жыл бұрын

His name is a shop, His name is a shooooop, Lenell John-Lewis his name is a shop!

@hoixthegreat8359 6 жыл бұрын

I was at that game - I still remember that chant.

@rabbitbaj134 6 жыл бұрын

Same here, lost my shit when I heard it.

@topofthecircle 5 жыл бұрын

You could do that with "His name's a law firm" to "La Donna e Mobile."

@wilma5764 5 жыл бұрын

Uts

@AJPlayz707 4 жыл бұрын

@@hoixthegreat8359 mate it was any game he got subbed on

@Layla-sv7hb 6 жыл бұрын

this is why I love being English

@someguy4144 5 жыл бұрын

One year later but you got your TV loicense mate?

@Henry-oh5kz 5 жыл бұрын

Some Guy have u checked your spelling yet 😂😂

@someguy4144 5 жыл бұрын

It's intentional you knob. I'm putting on an accent through text.

@Henry-oh5kz 5 жыл бұрын

Some Guy jeez calm it

@KingdomofArabia 4 жыл бұрын

@@someguy4144 why are you crying about it in the comments like your whole life depends on it ?

@petercolledge8204 Жыл бұрын

Best chant ever, heard at and Edinburgh City match with Stirling Albion, some years ago. The stand singers behind me started singing: "Our castle's bigger than yours".

@Klopford 2 жыл бұрын

Man I’m jealous of just how much spirit you brits have compared to most US sports fans!

@SOhiyaaa 5 ай бұрын

Poor US fans😢 life being British socks tho lol 😊

@libbymercer3356 6 жыл бұрын

Love being British’s , the joy of just hearing this yelled from the hallways in secondary school

@rossgeller_23 4 жыл бұрын

gotta love it

@rustybookshelf8566 4 жыл бұрын

Summer of 20'18 was a made time lmao I was in Year 7 and all you'd hear is fuckign "iTs cOmInG hOmE" no stfu

@katiebrampton5771 3 жыл бұрын

Yep 😭😂

@BigMan-kp6ug 3 жыл бұрын

"You fill up my senses, Like a gallon of Magnet, Like a packet of Woodbines, Like a good pinch of snuff, Like a night out in Sheffield, Like a greasy chip butty, Like Sheffield United, Come fill me again Na na na na na...Ooooohh!" I'll never forget me and the boys pissing the Wednesdayites off whenever we thrashed them haha

@visiory 2 жыл бұрын

i’m irish and all the lads in my school would shout HES GOT A PLANT POT ON ‘IS HEAD and i’m only now finding out where it came from lol

@JordynNexus 6 жыл бұрын

“Complimenting Diego costa on his dashing looks” omg 😂 so bloody British

@MrFlibbleable 4 жыл бұрын

Best one ever for me was Liverpool fans chanting ‘Cilla wants her teeth back’ to Ronaldinho at Anfield.... classic

@Jamster3116 4 жыл бұрын

Man utd chant 2016: we'll play in the dark - Mean while back to 2020 it looks like they are

@alvohottgoatt2079 3 жыл бұрын

You have no idea what totenham did to us mate

@mattcoulter8304 6 жыл бұрын

best one when the lights went out at Portsmouth. Leeds fans started singing "pay up Pompey, Pompey pay up"

@chadwicklufc2832 3 жыл бұрын

Changed play up to up

@riverkath 2 жыл бұрын

As a Pompey lass, this sounds about right.

@TonyEnglandUK Жыл бұрын

@@riverkath People normally pay Pompey lasses.

@chaswilson5145 Жыл бұрын

That IS funny (a skit on Play Up Pompey - Pompey is the name for Portsmouth)

@trayshon899 7 жыл бұрын

this is why English football is my favorite

@Jessica-ib8ri 5 жыл бұрын

L Z yeahhhhh

@user-pk4sd9dd2w 2 жыл бұрын

Harry Potter is gold

@moos5221 9 ай бұрын

really? it's not about the saudi prince, the oman sheikh, the dubai king, the russian oligarch and the chinese and american investment firms? because that's why i hate english football.

@roberthodge4712 3 жыл бұрын

When New Zealand beat australia in the rugby we chanted .you guys come from a convict colony to the tune of we all live in a yellow submarine we got barred from every aussie bar singing that night

@markjenner7199 Жыл бұрын

Nice one 🇬🇧

@elliot7753 3 жыл бұрын

“‘E’s comin for you E’s coming for yooo-oooo Arry Po-ah! E’s comin for you!” 2:49

@marymurray6917 5 жыл бұрын

When a PLANTPOT is more exciting than a football game🤣😂

@Donovaan 4 жыл бұрын

Adventures of Potty the Plant Pot. 😂 Who takes a plant pot to a football match anyway??

@oh_no_its_issy2559 4 жыл бұрын

Donovaan english people 😎

@snek1576 3 жыл бұрын

You don't really see English fans getting bored over football, that's how you know the match was bad.

@blackbob3358 3 жыл бұрын

perhaps you're not quite getting the concept, flower. it's far, far deeper than that. not that long a go, the plebescite lost their "right of association". if there was more than "two" together, they assumed a" Cabal". van damens was the cry. IT REALLY IS NOT THAT SIMPLE. ( bit OTT,yea) . i could go on . av a look at the history, mz murray, of how the "cannon fodder" were treated... that's it. xx

@delicvte 4 жыл бұрын

“Lenell John Lewis, his name is a shop” Only UK people will get it edit: ok pls stop attacking me for saying English people, other countries in the uk speak the English language anyways

@adammarjanovic 4 жыл бұрын

SpaceFlowwers he still plays believe it or not

@saverasavera3652 4 жыл бұрын

made me laugh so hard

@wilma5764 4 жыл бұрын

Uts rip bury

@cowkid220 4 жыл бұрын

Adam Marjanovic he’s a free agent at the moment got released by Shrewsbury last month

@adammarjanovic 4 жыл бұрын

Charlie Genner yeah, i probably should’ve edited my comment once he was released. I would’ve liked to see him play vs Liverpool

@HeavyMetalRonin402 4 жыл бұрын

0:29 The moment this happened, Stuart Robson casually stacked his papers and said in his typically soft-spoken tone, "50p for the meter, anyone?" I laughed so damn hard.

@Beerissmoke12 4 жыл бұрын

As an American, Im proud to see this and I wish we can have that much fun here without all the fighting. "Is there a fire drill" made me crack up!!!!!

@ineedanamehelp7507 4 жыл бұрын

3:56 is the best one no doubt

@annamurphy9089 4 жыл бұрын

4:06 It reminds me of a teacher confiscating a toy of a bunch of children

@gaylewayland9628 3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of American football fans of the Buffalo Bills throwing dildos on the New England Patriots. It's sort of a tradition because they play there every year

@outgoingblur 2 жыл бұрын

@@gaylewayland9628 oh yeahhhh I remember that lol.

@TonyEnglandUK 2 жыл бұрын

@@gaylewayland9628 Hahaha, I found that on here so funny. I also found the game known as "bottlegate", man that wasn't so funny.

@gaylewayland9628 2 жыл бұрын

@@TonyEnglandUK the Minnesota game where they brained the referee? His name was Armen Terzian.

@kameronmyles2013 2 жыл бұрын

"red and white army!" BIG DICK "red and white army!" BIG DICK Literally same energy.

@lancastrian123 4 жыл бұрын

The best chant was Number 1. He's Eating A Pie. Simply because it is so British, regardless of what's going on, whether the game is any good, we chant about a bloke eating a Pie, then question if he wants some sauce with it, and finally the happy moment when he gets some Brown Sauce. Fantastic, quintessentially British.

@phildavies6020 9 ай бұрын

I remember hearing that Wigan had a terrible lack of fans at away matches.. the opposition were chanting ‘ What time’s your minibus?’ At them. Also, back in the 70’s.. Cardiff fans, singing about their own player.. ‘He’ missed, he’s missed, he must be f.....g pissed, Ronnie Moore, Ronnie Moore’

@carlsberg72b 7 жыл бұрын

i have watched many of these many times, but the Bradford City Pie Chant is one i always come back to.. but i have to say the Barnsley Plant Pot is a new one... love it, thanks for compiling

@owenbanks1509 4 жыл бұрын

Who is watching this in 2019????

@harrison3164 Жыл бұрын

@@owenbanks1509 im watching in 2022

@strangeplays822 5 жыл бұрын

4:21 imagine just arriving at your stop to see both sides full of people dancing and singing

@jayfritz1638 4 жыл бұрын

The same thing happened in Madrid last week. The Spanish all had their phones outl videoing the City fans doing the Yaya, Kolo chant

@homerj.simpson7562 4 жыл бұрын

This will never not be funny to me.

@progamermajsc7230 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine some American tourists trying to catch a train there

@Shadow_Lol3457 2 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭

@jdogg448 Жыл бұрын

@@jayfritz1638 Those Madrid fans doing it now? :P

@Thebusysuperhuman 2 жыл бұрын

Loved this more than I can describe. Despite rapid technological advances in the last 100yrs this shows how much we humans are just naked apes and love a good tribal dance and chant . Getting back to our roots Beats TV any day

@lesleywillis6177 2 жыл бұрын

Can’t remember what game it was, midweek evening lower league a few years ago. Young chap enters the centre circle at half time with a Mike. Proposing to his girlfriend. Instantly “you don’t know what you’re doing, you don’t know what you’re doing “! Hilarious.

@aimangotze 7 жыл бұрын

no.9 was quite funny because they can barely play in daylight

@samoliver6164 7 жыл бұрын

Aiman Gotze Brilliant 😂

@WagiKarp 7 жыл бұрын

Aiman Gotze cause we have a shite manager and owner

@congestedthoughts8689 7 жыл бұрын

Winning Gamer Unbeaten in like 15 so suck it

@dosvedonyaimsonya4471 7 жыл бұрын

Aiman Gotze LMAO STOP

@rossscales4192 7 жыл бұрын

Aiman Gotze loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

@nflgamer126 4 жыл бұрын

Is it just me or is almost every clip is the same voice tone

@bluemountain8110 4 жыл бұрын

Kris Hinkle yes it’s English chanting tone

@bookl0ver 4 жыл бұрын

That's the natural rhythm of the english

@hehheh5739 4 жыл бұрын

British people just make their voice deeper for some reason when they chant. It’s just our way.

@Daniel-wd4zx 3 жыл бұрын

It's called the drunk English lads

@Radagast- 3 жыл бұрын

Yes, British football fans are renowned for their wit, but not their group harmonies.

@RockyRoader Жыл бұрын

Irish fans find themselves among Swedish fans in a fanzone at Euros The Irish chant was "Go Home.... to your sexy wives!" ( to the tune of Go West by Pet Shop Boys)

@ironclad57 4 жыл бұрын

Chant of the year once went to the West Ham fans after Rio Ferdinand was banned for not taking a drug test. Away to Man Utd ,To the tune of Duran Duran, they sang “his name is Rio and he’s sitting in the stand”

@andreamanning1257 2 жыл бұрын

Never heard that one before…that is absolute genius 🤣🤣

@Joshie_D 6 жыл бұрын

More seagulls then fans More seagulls then fannnns Brighton Albion more seagulls then fans

@DS-uy6jw 5 жыл бұрын

Than

@oscarmackenzie5120 4 жыл бұрын

BHAFC

@achicken1046 4 жыл бұрын

j.d._.2K19 IG and palace have more eagles then fans

@jimooky7113 4 жыл бұрын

And Hove actually.

@steoneste 2 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qpyViLqA1cuvips.html

@bluebaby1904 5 жыл бұрын

"LETS PRETEND LETS PRETEND LETS PRETEEEEND WE SCORED A GOAL" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

@BittFijiFlagProd 2 жыл бұрын

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

@htkm1179 4 жыл бұрын

“His name is a shop” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 So glad I’m British! Just quality terrace humour!

@madonbarma2531 3 жыл бұрын

You'll never see this kind of passion from fans on any other game ❤️❤️❤️

@chickenkebabandchips251 7 жыл бұрын

Were winning away Were winning awaaaaaaaaay How shit must u be? Were winning away

@denchieonfleek2 7 жыл бұрын

Number one needs to be added to FIFA 17

@TonyEnglandUK 7 жыл бұрын

So that's where it went. We want our dick back, We want our dick back, We want our dick back, We want our dick back

@Woegon 5 жыл бұрын

Denchie On Fleek WE WANT OUR DICK BACK, WE WANT OUR DICK BACK

@elizahamilton7241 5 жыл бұрын

We want our dick back! We want our dick back!

@Kizorkayz Жыл бұрын

lol ik this is 6 years later but this would be crazy if they added that in fifa

@AlexRising_ 2 жыл бұрын

“Is there a fire drill?” Absolutely sent me

@stevencharnock4028 2 жыл бұрын

Like Most Random Chants, It's The Gradual Build Up As Fans Become Aware.."He's Got Some Brown" Was Sung By Virtually The Whole Crowd.. Awesome!!🇬🇧

@denzil4 7 жыл бұрын

Man utd playing in the dark, most of the time it looks like that anyway!!!

@aidankeating5394 7 жыл бұрын

denzil4 ha

@meelayyb369 6 жыл бұрын

denzil4 deffo

@jeffjefferson4258 6 жыл бұрын

Leave them in the dark, we don't wanna see them play.

@pandayt9296 6 жыл бұрын

Just cos u will get ur ass whooped

@sky-b4546 6 жыл бұрын

HyenaGaming YT lol no

@rightiswrong8837 4 жыл бұрын

The best best ever was Wolves fan's singing "you couldn't piss in a bottle" to Rio Ferdinand in his first match back after hisdrugs ba.

@geetafarrow2010 5 ай бұрын

Love the Tottenham chant ."let's pretend ..."classic!!!😂😂😂COYS

@Bruno-lg1dp 3 жыл бұрын

The Voldemort chant😂😂😅 I've never laughed this hard in my life

@milliepaterson4063 5 жыл бұрын

This first one had me tho 🤣 it had me dying 😂 *lets pretend we scored a goal* WOOOOAAAAAOOOOO🙈

@miamisalad638 5 жыл бұрын

Millie _Bella Yea lol...I mean if your teams to crap to score a goal I wouldn’t blame them 😂

@milliepaterson4063 5 жыл бұрын

Miami Salad 😂😂

@thejohnsonfam4849 4 жыл бұрын

_millie _a lol

@gemmakelleher498 7 жыл бұрын

Inglish people will sing about anything even pie

@jackocallaghan8659 7 жыл бұрын

Gemma Kelleher so true I'm not embarrassed though

@jamieallan7641 7 жыл бұрын

Gemma Kelleher 'inglish'

@jaylewis30cassidy94 7 жыл бұрын

Gemma Kelleher learn to spell English u put inglish

@kaiapurdie7529 7 жыл бұрын

Gemma Kelleher yeah those 'inglish' people

@bigmanwilfred4955 7 жыл бұрын

Gemma Kelleher yeah its crazy here in ingland you should see sketland

@chloescorer4800 2 жыл бұрын

As someone from Sunderland.. I can say I have seen a flying inflatable banana and one match.. it was epic 😂😂

@PoombaCaka 4 жыл бұрын

Only in English football will you ever hear chanting like this, never anywhere on the planet will you find humour like the English have. Best one by us Brighton fans I think I’ve ever heard is when we had Dean Cox at the club. poor Deano is a bout 5ft nothing bless him, and of course it was WE’VEGOT TINY COX WE’VE GOT TINY COX WE’VE GOT TINY WE’VE GOT TINY WE’VE GOT TINY COX !! 😉🤣🤣👍🏼👍🏼

@interceptingpunch4037 7 жыл бұрын

mls would be more entertaining if they had fans like this.

@stopsavinchat557 7 жыл бұрын

They barely have any fans in general

@interceptingpunch4037 7 жыл бұрын

Yeah only like maybe five team's can fill a stadium. The rest always half empty. And that is sad when most of the stadiums are no bigger 25 thousand.

@insightfreeze7995 7 жыл бұрын

El macho Gringo My MLS is always like fuck You (team there going against) if a player of our team gets red carded

@williambrousseau4458 7 жыл бұрын

El macho Gringo come to Philadelphia. We're the only team that has fans. And I mean dedicated fans. Now all the New Jersey Energy Drink fans are gonna attack me.

@interceptingpunch4037 7 жыл бұрын

+William Brousseau I'm sorry but until the whole stadium is singing a song together (I don't care what it is) to have the stadium rumbling mls fans won't ever compare to the fans of other leagues.

@wrhfdtvffygb410 6 жыл бұрын

HARRY POTTER got me xD 😂😂😂

@AustinDickerson2001Tiger 6 жыл бұрын

+Xdd3 Lol The funniest soccer chant ever!

@AustinDickerson2001Tiger 6 жыл бұрын

+Xdd3 Lol Or even this: The Elephant Man, The Elephant Maaaannn. Diego Costa, The Elephant Man.

@wrhfdtvffygb410 6 жыл бұрын

Austin Dickerson ye THE ELEPHANT MAN THE ELEPHANT MAN DIEGO COSTA THE ELEPHANT MAN

@ellataylor6838 6 жыл бұрын

Stanley sings that to a morcombe player lol

@wrhfdtvffygb410 6 жыл бұрын

Ella Taylor haha xd

@albertlol8488 2 жыл бұрын

random man: eating pie and watching the game football fans: *chanting about him eating pie*

@mikelitorous5570 3 жыл бұрын

There was a bloke in the Scottish league who got diagnosed with schizophrenia so the fans were singing there’s only two Andy gorhams

@ansgarmarrek658 3 жыл бұрын

I'm actually looking for this now🤣🤣🤣

@andreamanning1257 2 жыл бұрын

Oh god classic 😂 I’ve heard that one on another video but didn’t know the background to it

@norbertnk5986 4 жыл бұрын

4:10 has to be the funniest one

@grimscrimz7341 5 жыл бұрын

Is no one gonna talk about the guy the sniffed his armpit in front of the camera at 5:02

@swanshighlightswithlouie9155 4 жыл бұрын

GRIM scrimz 😂

@ak_-zc4kb 4 жыл бұрын

grim

@LuxioV2 4 жыл бұрын

GD trt so unnecessary as well u can easily check if your sweat smells without having to use your hand 😂

@voltichvoltich5152 4 жыл бұрын

The german coach in disguised

@sirborrisandfootballentert9557 4 жыл бұрын

Voltich Voltich a like for that

@Mrrobackenson1 2 жыл бұрын

That's why I love being English. Best sense of humour in the world 🤣

@breezyobeatz 7 ай бұрын

Much love from Costa Rica, loved your country, we love your football, and we love your chants haha!!

@maxfrankenberg8260 7 жыл бұрын

Where is Jason Pucheons shit

@paulcaddis4715 7 жыл бұрын

Max Frankenberg in the sewers mate.

@randomaccount3888 7 жыл бұрын

Paul Caddis 😂😂😂

@shaymatayo7595 7 жыл бұрын

Paul Caddis ill sub to u cuz of ur name

@Ethan-xd6fi 6 жыл бұрын

"Is there a fire drill?" -They all exit so calm.

@victoriabrown3314 4 жыл бұрын

“is there a fire drill?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@barrymay8269 2 жыл бұрын

Love the Swindon fans singing “is there a fire drill?” at Elland Road. Priceless !!!

@RickyPro888 7 жыл бұрын

It's only 6-1 ot's only 6-1!!!! 60,000 empty seats, it's only 6-1! It should have been 10, it should have been 10!!! You lucky bastards, it should have been 10!

@Jack-Negus 4 жыл бұрын

RickyPro Keep singing Six-One, keep singing Six-Oneeeeeee, Six games in Europe, you couldn't win ONE

@Wonderguard1 4 жыл бұрын

60,000 empty seats at Old Trafford? You must be referencing before everyone gets there in time for kick off. Shame City have so many empty seats during the matches

@ceryse622 4 жыл бұрын

Jackytheboss100 talking of European games

@benflanagan7354 4 жыл бұрын

@@ceryse622 talking of the number of champions league titiles ?

@ceryse622 4 жыл бұрын

benedict iyu least we’re not losing to Kazakhstan farmers

@erinreyn 6 жыл бұрын

The “ is there a fire drill” chant is also used a lot at ice hockey when we play THE Nottingham panthers and they leave bc we are winning

@aceventura5398 Жыл бұрын

NOTHING beats this for entertainment and companionship.

@highviewbarbell 2 жыл бұрын

"we're winning away" is a great one

@NoName-fo6ps 6 жыл бұрын

2:45 I was laughing on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@KingPhoenixx 4 жыл бұрын

I was at Stamford bridge for a europa league game a few years ago, the away fans lit some flares and we all started singing happy birthday to them

@ImFieldy 2 жыл бұрын

Thats brilliant. Superb spontaneous humour and prolly never be repeated.

@Michael_Comment Ай бұрын

“Let’s pretend we scored a goal” 😂😂😂😂😂

@htkm1179 4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣 Proper Britain! Our sense of humour is awesome!

@pheonixeye_1162 5 жыл бұрын

Haha, English Fans you are hilarious. You really know how to enjoy every game. KEEP IT UP😄😄

@javier.zelada 4 жыл бұрын

All chants are very funny and witty but "Let's pretend we scored a goal" is truly great!! The british fans are really fantastic!

@anunusualironiccircumstanc2246 4 жыл бұрын

2:30 He’s got one tooth, in his head He’s got one tooth, in his head He’s got one tooth, in his head He’s got one tooth in his head!

@Arsenal_supremacy24 3 жыл бұрын

Nothing unites us humans more than doing stupid things together

@peyton4114 3 жыл бұрын

YES, a little strange but makes things fun and silly!

@Arsenal_supremacy24 3 жыл бұрын

@@peyton4114 sure does 😂

@stefanaellen669 7 жыл бұрын

the last one had me in stitches haha, hope the lads pie was alright.

@shaunsidaway6130 4 жыл бұрын

He's got some brownnnn 😂

@juliedugg4888 4 жыл бұрын

Philadelphia . Ewwww

@tompey5944 7 жыл бұрын

hes got a plant pot on his head!!!!!

@kianrehman8011 6 жыл бұрын

Tom Pey my home town Rochdale that shit happens every game

@tredwan291 6 жыл бұрын

Kian Rehman I live there love watching crackheads with plantpots on there head

@pipsydan4155 2 жыл бұрын

As a bradford fan it makes me happy that eating a pie got us onto the list

@craigburgess7105 2 жыл бұрын

I have heard a few in my time - a couple of favourites (80's 90's times ) were the 10-1 let's all have a disco and then ( this a Pompey one ) the Fenwickone to the tune of 'Don't cry to me Argentina ( Terry Fenwick )

@robbodenn 7 жыл бұрын

Where is ' Jason Puncheon, He went for a shit '?

@jessie7979 4 жыл бұрын

These are the moments that make you proud of some fans watching their team and having fun. Not starting fights and hurling abuse at each other or the players