Gilgamesh: You know you've done something wrong when there are two less annoying versions of you, and one of them is a child.

archer slander u say hmmm, okay Tesla: you were so desperate you married a pigeon Napoleon: I can understand losing to cold weather but... rabbits? Chloe: Youre an actual sex offender Fujino: nobody cares about your tragic backstory, shut up Super Orion: youre literally born from piss and is named after it Nobutaksu: youre so maidenless you started simping for your own sister Arjuna: your entire personality is centered around your ex boyfriend

Emiya: You’re just Shirou, with everything that entails. Emiya Alter: You’re a coin flip between a racist stereotype and a Jojo reference. David: You’re lucky fate has so many choices for “Worst Dad” that you don’t even crack the top five. Chloe: You’re lolicon fan service personified, need I say more? Summer Osakabehime: If this were realistic you’d have a passive stun effect as the enemies cover their eyes from how pale you are. Summer Illya: Lasagna gave you the most unfortunate translation for your third skill. Gilgamesh: You’re lucky Gilles exists to make everyone forget how you ate all those orphans.

Me: *sobbing* Everyone else: "It's just jokes man" Me: "Yeah, I know that. Its all in good fun ..." *continues tearing up*

Muramasa: You're just Shirou. Me: *I see this as an absolute win*

EMYIA Slander: "Your litteral origin is swords, you can literally create a world of just swords and yet you somehow didn't make the cut to be a Saber" Willia Tell: "Your myth only exists because Swizerland wanted to have something special like everyone else and you had to do" Paris: "Somehow, in all the wars though history, you managed to cause one because of a golden fucking apple"

Gilgamesh: Did you also lose your defensive skills when the snake stole immortality from you? Paris: You are an example of both pedophilia and zoophilia. Moriarty: You may be an evil genius, but your younger version actually fits into one of the metas. Summer Illya: You will never be better than Chloe. Atalante: Did you give away all your base NP gain to the children you protect? Billy the Kid: Even for someone using a gun, your animations are only slightly above Caster balls. Helena Blavatsky: You literally the wet dream of someone who says "she's actually not 9 years old". (Works for the caster version as well) Tawara Touta: As nifty as your noble phantasms are, how many times do you appear in the story? Fairy Knight Tristan: It's ironic that someone who is obsessed with shoes would let the faeries walk over her. (Slight spoiler) Kid Gil: You literally only good at being bait for Musashi. Nobukatsu: I love you, but your noble phantasm is literally killing yourself so your sister can benefit from your life insurance policy.

Calamity Jane: Grandma, you're over a thousand years old, you can not pull off the cheerleader look anymore. Touta: So inconsequential they cut you out of the Camelot movie and nothing of value was lost. Arjuna: Karna is better than you.

Arash: NO ONE has ever heard any of your victory/end of battle lines. Arjuna: How are you so terrible that the only way the devs buffed you was by making an entirely different version of you. Summer Illya: People only like you because of your facial expressions. Nobukatsu: You were only made playable to make your Avenger sister decent. Ishtar: How are even more of a useless goddess than Aqua?

This one's for Artemis you hijacked a spirit origin, turn them into a stuffed bear and pump him full of arrows when he looks at another girl even in a conversation no wonder why he wants to get away from you

EMIYA: For someone who exists to purge doomed timelines, you sure do suck at purging your own. Or EMIYA: You could not even kill a younger, weaker version of yourself properly. Or EMIYA: October 20 is eternally ruined for most everyone, and it's all your fault. (October 20th is Shirou Day, where hundreds of fate fans flock to Twitter with Shirou pfps and memes before proceeding to flood the site with everyone's favorite sword boi.)

Alright, that Sigurd and Hajime slander got me. Nice work.

Archer slander Gilgamesh: You are a simp Moriarty: people only like you for being Fran’s dad

Gilgamesh: You claim to be above all Servants, yet you’re not qualified to be a Grand Servant.

Arash: you almost never finish a node alive, and if you're alive at the end, something had gone wrong. Emiya: You hate yourself so much because you're a failure Emiya alter: how much of a edgelord you can be? Ishtar: You're only liked because you're using the face of a popular character Billy: How do you feel knowing your real class is never going to become a thing? Arjuna: Your character is nonexistent without the presence of Karna.

Arjuna: One of the most powerful archer in Indian mythology and still a meme. Tell: We only know you for just the apple trick and still don't know you. Nikola: "When doves cry" - Prince Thomas: You were made for Bara Furries. Billy: You were made for Musashi's antics. Napoleon: This was what the real Napoleon wanted to be remembered as.

Baobhan Sith slander : “I would rather date your adoptive mom”

Siegfried's slander would probably be more like "No one actually remembers your story, they remember Sigurd's story with your name slapped onto it".

Oh boy this was ruthless, and I can’t wait for the Archer one. As for my own thoughts: Gilgamesh: you have the personality that combines the worst of Reddit and TikTok. Arash: People only remember you as an Arab stereotype and being used like one. Atalante: The moment Neko-Arc comes you will be burnt for being the worse cat girl. Touta: Not even your rice is as bland as you. Moriarty: How do you make two copies of yourself and still fail?

Emiya/Archer - You are a meme, there's no getting around that. Emiya/Alter - Wow, never thought shadow the hedgehog would make a cameo in FGO!

Holy shit, you just slew enough Servants to fill the Grail several times over.

Tristan: You get off way too easily for being not only a cheater, but also the first knight to abandon the Round Table.

Tomoe Gozen: You are the definition of NTR bait. Osakabehime: Just when you thought you couldn't get any more cringe. Orion: A 3 star is better than you Super Orion: You were better looking as a stuffed bear.

William Tell: you’re legend is so basic they needed to give you modern weaponry to come up with some interesting animations

1:38 as a Medb fan, I agree For some Archer slander: Paris: Imagine going from the guy that killed Achilles to a shota Jeanne: Nobody cared about you until you put on a swimsuit and adopted an Oneesan complex. Arjuna: People only care about your berserker form

Napoleon: name one thing about his character that doesn’t involve his pecs

Just me dunking on Gil. I have him so I can. Gilgamesh: You call your self the king of heroes, but really you are the first hoarder in history. Gilgamesh: You will forever be known as the golden trashcan by me. Gilgamesh: You love saber faces rejecting you so much, that even a joke anime showed it. Gilgamesh: Out of all the nsfw fan art you are always the bottom. David: The story fucked you up way more, then the amount of damage your son ever caused in game. Billy the kid: If not for your good crit gain. The only thing people care about is debating if you are legal or not. Tristan: You are just a insert despacito meme. Emiya (Alter): Burnt toast. Super Orion: Every time I look at your face I just remember the hobbit movie from 1977.

Gilgamesh: the "but can he beat Goku?" Of fate and even then it's just about his sword. Apollo: both ruined lives cuz they couldn't keep it in their pants.

Gilgamesh (Archer) Imagine having so many nicknames and titles that you could write an entire wiki page about, but you’re outclassed by a guy named after urine

David: all of fgo could of been prevented by him putting on a condom

The Round Table is the dollar store version of the Twelve Paladins and I will not be convinced otherwise.

Tomoe: Your husband chose to die with his honor rather than you at his side. Chloe: You are the worst of the jailbait and that is your best accomplishment. Arash: It is so easy to make terrorist comparisons about you.

The better slander for (Shirou) Muramasa is this: Your magical element is Sword Your Origin is sword and it still takes for you to be possess by an old blacksmith with anger issues to be a Saber

David: I read fanfics that portray you better than the games did.

0:16 - 0:20 The fact that I feel so incredibly ATTACKED by this, probably means something.

Euryale: If it weren't for your gimmick everyone would hate you. Sei: Last time I checked the Nintendo Switch was entertaining. Orion (Artemis): You are outclassed by a f2p snake. Nobunaga: The NPC's in your events are more interesting than you. Ishtar: Hello there purchasable goddess. Santa Nightingale: You somehow became more annoying than your berserker version. Jarcher: You historically are a beast with cannons, but here we're with dolphins.

Robin Hood: You can turn invisible, yet everyone knows where you are

Gil Roast: "Except for charisma, every single one of your abilities has nothing to do with your accomplishments and everything to do things that have been given to you, and you can't even beat a human in an even swordfight"

Emiya regular: Wrong class buddy Ishtar: Misplaced Konasuba character Gilgamesh: has all the best weapons and you still lost to a normal dude and his pale imitations. David: Beating Golaith is more indicate on how much he sucks than anything Orion: The best solo servant because no one can stand to be around you Arash: Why did the Counter Force make Okita Alter when they got you? Robin Hood: Wrong class buddy (the joke goes both ways :P) Atalanta: Artemis is a hypocrite and Apollo is a creep, find new patron gods. Tesla: Nothing would ever be as insulting to him as Elon Musk

Ishtar: Your other half is better AND Your spin-off version is better.

Sei Shonagon: “Wow! The Archer Class really ISN’T made of Archers!”

Artemis:When the reason you would be excited to get her can be done better by a 3 star(in reference to the gawain fight in camelot)

Anastasia/Marie: Your fame comes solely from being related to someone powerful at the time, but not enough to actually stay alive

Okay I'm gonna admit, this felt a lot, *lot* more brutal than the average "slander" stuff. Like, I don't think I'd feel the same way if it was done in the normal format, but when it's just cold silence other than the straight-faced sentences read aloud it feels less like playful 'slander' memes and more like *actual* mean spirited hate, even if I know it wasn't at all meant that way. Even in the cases where I literally agreed with what you said I still felt upset on the characters behalf by the way it was said.

Gilgamesh: You claim to be true owner of all treasures of the world, but you do not have something if it's not well known. So you're just beggar that gets everything from the humans fate in myths?

Emiya: Catering to both Arts and Buster, and even then you get shit on by Lancers. Tesla: When the real life counterpart wins Tumbler Sexy man and you don't. Super Orion: GET BACK IN THE BEAR!

Distance for Gilgamesh out of all the treasures you got you still can get with artoria

Gilgamesh: Strongest jobber in the Nasuverse Ishtar: The only reason people like you is because of Rin Emiya alter: Nothing I can say is worse than what the localisers did to your skin colour Fujino: Not even Nasu wanted you in the game

As a Jeanne Fan: Jeanne: You are an accessory to more interesting characters even in your own anime. Jeanne Alter: Let's face it most of your popularity is based on how many hits you have in nhentai. Lily: Only event so far that took almost a whole day of maintenance, your bigger self would be proud but you assessed how that's a bad thing. Jeanne Archer: Explains why you liked Sieg in Apoc. Alter Summer: I dunno if this reflects poorly on you or your original self if you are more entertaining on the virtue/curse of you being a weeb and chuuni.

Boudica: You fought against your oppressors, only to serve them in battle and the kitchen where you belong.

"You're just Shirou" but that's what makes him so great

David: Your son literally killed all of humanity, and you did nothing to stop him. Summer Jeanne D’Arc: You had a fun motif going with the whole animal trainer thing...then you had to ruin it with your third ascension. Tawara Touta: Let’s be real, who actually noticed he was missing in the Camelot movie (I say as a Hundred Personas fan)?

At least Charlemagne's dollar store round table Knights didn't betray and kill each other

Honestly should just add Kriemhild for "The only reason you're here is for Literal Marriage Counseling"

To keep in line with Okita Nobu: You're just a gag character of a brocon tsundere

Gilgamesh: your "fighting skills" boils down to the Moon knight's meme (random bullshit, go!) Emiya: you're one of the main reasons that the fanbase don't take the class seriously Artemis Orion: you're focused in one niche, and there are low stars servants that does better than you without it... also the bear has a bigger cake than you Touta: i only remember he exist because of him being the easiest challange quest in Gilfest Tametomo: ignoring the fact that you're a gundam, you're arguebly one of the closest of being just a "archer" Arash: as much as i could say something, i think you already suffer enough being a literal fast bomb in a game that 80% of the time people are farming and you can't skip NP animations Super Orion: you're Johny Bravo

Oh the Bedi one I have a good one "For all your skill and prowess, you who were one of the first and the very last knight by Artoria's side, you're still below the totem pole of Nasu's Anglophilia" For Muramasa "You exists as Shirou because they wanted Shirou, but not all of Shirou, so they killed him and now you walk around. You're even more fake than the Faker"

Archer slander eh? I have a few. Orion (Regular): You are outdone by a 3 Star, and your dear wife is holding you back. Super Orion: You look like a sweaty bag of meat without the plastic peeled off, at least your kit is well made. Arjuna: You have the most ass backwards kit in the wholegame, saved by god tier animation.

EMIYA(Alter): A copy of Kiritsugu but too emo Arjuna: At least Karna has a coessive NP, you not even that

This was great, and I like how you credited when other ppl chimed in.

When I saw slander I thought it was going to be one of those slander memes.

David: BB and lancelot called and told me your parenting skills suck

Super Orion: Your name literally means Super Piss

This entire comment section is a vibe. I'm cracking up with every subsequent line and damn I'm waiting for the casters and extras

My personal favourite for inshun: Forget about na knowing about the events 2 years prior, by staring at your head as soon as you arrived at chaldea i saw the end of part 3

EMIYA: your an archer who uses swords and has the luck of a lancer. Why are you an archer literally ever

I am the storm that is not approaching

Archer slander, Jeanne archer: Aquarium called, they want their dolphins back

Oda Nobunaga: I can't tell what's more hilarious, that a gag character went from F2P trash to whale trash, or the fact that her skills are some of the worst in the game

Kiara: no one knows you ccc wasn't translated

Hey, I'll have you know I loved Boxer Karna. My favorite welfare by far.

Here's a few I thought up for some archers: Tristan: You're so depressing to be around even your wife couldn't stand it anymore and left you for a different man. Chiron: People only remember you because you taught more interesting Greek heroes. OG Nobu: You're a gag character so forgettable that they needed to give you two other forms for people to start caring about you. (Archer) Anastasia: You're entire existence is one big joke about how you don't like the heat. Anne and Mary: Hololive called, they want their horny pirate back or they will sue. Aśvatthāman: Your most defining characteristic is that no one outside of Inda knows how to even pronounce your name.

David- you have a stick and not a bow

As for kid gil even after being one of the most powerful heroic spirits in the world you have the most pathetic kit as well as the most pathetic hit points

Chloe: You're basically an OC from a bad fan fic. Robin: I thought gingers lacked souls not personalities. Ishtar: You're just Rin for people with a foot fetish.

Summer Archer Artioria: Are we sure you aren’t a Grand Archer?

“You’re just Shirou” I don’t know, to some people that might come off more as a selling point then a roast.

This is just Anderson Monday when meeting with the servants

Asawattama(something something): nobody gonna get your name right

Orion (Artemis): Super Orion exists, Euryale exists. There is no contest. Euryale: Gawain boss fight. That is the only time people will remember you exist. Atalanta: The only thing worse than your stubbornness is your NP gain Robin: You are literally dollar store Emiya Tell: You cosplay Big Boss so people forget you are literally diet Robin Billy: At least Honako remembers you exist Arash: Imagine being top tier for murking yourself. F Gil: You are a simp for clay. Arjuna: At least your Alter form has traits that don’t revolve entirely around Karna Jarcher: You’re scarier than your Alter form. Should that be possible? Squirtoria: Literally every other swimsuit version of you has more attention from the fanbase Paris: Imagine being the origin of the Trojan War and killing Achilles and showing up like a ball of cotton Nobu: Type Redline you at least can be taken seriously Ishtar: Useless goddess. Enough said. Tristan: You are such a bottom that Melt of all people reminds you of your wife Sei: You are a meme. Nothing more. Nobukatsu: You are the siscon to end all siscons David: For a man after God’s own heart you are the furthest thing from faithful Okkie Summer: Fortnite references are cringe on top of your preexisting cringe Emiya: Imagine being actual Shirou and being overshadowed by an old man cosplaying as Shirou

Arash: you’re only good for one thing.

At least the one who was designed to look French slaps, just need to get her to level 90. >_>

Summer Anne and Mary: People only want you because of a specific porn meme.

You really should’ve pointed out that Musashi looks and acts like a guda guda character

I love this already

For Summer Jeanne: Why do you even have a sister complex? Where did that come from anyways?

Aśvatthāman: People only care about you because your nickname is a car toy.

Archer Slander! My favorite! Ishtar: If you didn't have Rin as your vessel nobody would care about who you are. Orion (Artemis): Your entire personality revolves around being a jealous and psycho girlfriend, and it already got old. Chloe: You are written after the author's lolicon fetish, and it shows Jeanne (Archer): You are from the country of fashion, but your third ascension is the opposite of that. Euryale: You're every P2P player's last option when it comes to Single Target Archers. Robin Hood: Lorewise, a chad. FGO wise, you're owned by an AI with a senpai fetish. Osakabehime (Archer): Your animations make me think you'd be bullied in COD lobbies 24x7. Arjuna: You are portrayed as "evil" solely to make Karna look better, and I feel sorry for you. Paris: I apologize that you had to be shotacon material and I genuinely think you'd do better as an adult. Napoleon: Your NP has nothing to do with the era you were supposedly from. Helena (Archer): You'd be boring without an almost-lawsuit due to copyright infringement.

Moriarty Ruler slander: you're the prime example of using Wisdom as a dump stat, seriously.

0:11 Lucky for you that personally isn’t a punishment

Summer Tomoe got violated, that was passed slander

Oof, the Trung Sisters got me feeling offended. Great work

Ishtar: How does it feel to know that clay was chosen over you?

So goatman woke up and choose violence today?

Ishtar: the only reason you're used is because you look like the best waifu from the best route

Anastasia : it took you 4 years to realised you could just eat ice cream if your too hot

Arjuna: you needed to be made into a god so people would care about you

1:25 That’s not true I love them as a group, although Moriarty is still the best in isolation. 2:10 also completely true sorry dude who everyone calls Vergil cause most don’t know your real name. Nero and Barghest are still cute outside of Wada Arco and Melon’s design but those traits are what rose them up to being god-tier Waifu’s.

That charlamagne one got me more than any of the other ones.

Oda Nobunaga: These days you're just an excuse for the writers to use an npc version of you in the gudaguda stories