"FIFTY SHADES OF GREY" IS TWILIGHT IF IT WERE A COMEDY| BAD MOVIES & A BEAT | KennieJD

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Kennie J.D.

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@BEngelbrecht97
@BEngelbrecht97 4 жыл бұрын
"Your voice is too small and your shoulders are too narrow to talk to me like that." This has got to be the funniest thing I've heard in a while.
@makeda6530
@makeda6530 4 жыл бұрын
I felt that line lmao
@jessicasebastiao9069
@jessicasebastiao9069 4 жыл бұрын
I'm dead 😂🤣
@stephangray9059
@stephangray9059 4 жыл бұрын
Kennie and her Dorito boy complex.
@kishinumaayumi
@kishinumaayumi 4 жыл бұрын
For some reason I thought that "funniest" was wrong and it should be "funniesd"
@BangtanNoona
@BangtanNoona 4 жыл бұрын
I subscribed just because of this description.
@justcallmeteacup4711
@justcallmeteacup4711 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't get intimidation from him either and I'm the kind of person who gets nervous when babies make eye contact with me over their mom's shoulder
@data_storytelling9167
@data_storytelling9167 4 жыл бұрын
I feel that 😂
@starlight1691
@starlight1691 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 GIRL SAME
@brittneynicole7765
@brittneynicole7765 4 жыл бұрын
💀😭
@ziya31
@ziya31 4 жыл бұрын
💀💀fr. Babies and little kids love me but a baby on thier mom shoulder really scares me. They look so mad
@jeanbastien9424
@jeanbastien9424 4 жыл бұрын
Watch "The Fall" he plays a serial killer and he can actually act. I blame directing for this hot trash, or maybe he's just born to play psychopaths.
@gomolemomorolo6382
@gomolemomorolo6382 4 жыл бұрын
This movie needed a _”Are you lost, babygirl?”_ 😂
@pixiedust1999
@pixiedust1999 4 жыл бұрын
You did 365 days so dirty lol
@emmylia
@emmylia 3 жыл бұрын
@@pixiedust1999 it did itself dirty tbh lmao
@lollipoprandom5249
@lollipoprandom5249 3 жыл бұрын
He says *Laters baby*
@leshaeeee
@leshaeeee 3 жыл бұрын
don't you mean "babyGORL" 😂
@gomolemomorolo6382
@gomolemomorolo6382 3 жыл бұрын
leshaé That’s sounds so much better actually 😂
@lexiesawyer1583
@lexiesawyer1583 3 жыл бұрын
WHEN CHRISTIAN SAID “I’M A DOMINANT” I LEGIT THOUGHT HE SAID “I’M A DOUGHNUT” I-
@IntuitivelyDriven
@IntuitivelyDriven 3 жыл бұрын
Idk why this made me chuckle so much 😂
@justanotherweirdo11
@justanotherweirdo11 3 жыл бұрын
More accurate of a description tbh, lol
@elliedee8829
@elliedee8829 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@alex_ze_awsumyt5484
@alex_ze_awsumyt5484 3 жыл бұрын
-vegan doughnut-
@victoriashevlin8587
@victoriashevlin8587 3 жыл бұрын
Ok now that's all I can hear 😂
@yessixx
@yessixx 4 жыл бұрын
the funniest thing to me is that in the book theres this whole ass part where it shows the contract and its the entire contract... so some person on audible actually had to read that out loud 😂😂
@NiKKey411
@NiKKey411 4 жыл бұрын
lol eww. "whats a butt plug?" is all you here while in 5 am grid lock traffic 😂😂😂
@tenshikira645
@tenshikira645 4 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭 imagine
@lailabuford3813
@lailabuford3813 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂DUDE!!!! I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT
@mariavitalina4943
@mariavitalina4943 4 жыл бұрын
I’d pay for the Audiobook just to get some good laughs from whatever’s in that contract.
@hayoonpark7454
@hayoonpark7454 3 жыл бұрын
LMAOO I NEED TO READ IT
@MyNameIsMelissa0000
@MyNameIsMelissa0000 4 жыл бұрын
In defense of Jamie Dornan 😅 He is actually a good Irish actor, he was in an amazing BBC tv drama where he played an actual serial killer, but he has made it really clear that he hated this movie with a passion so I feel like the bad acting was just from the script being pure cringe
@deeelleee
@deeelleee 4 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad someone else is defending him. I was about to do the same. Boy is a good actor, these movies were just poor judgement.
@MyNameIsMelissa0000
@MyNameIsMelissa0000 4 жыл бұрын
@@deeelleee Yeah, I feel like his manager told him that this would be his big break and that the cheque was large so he just did it hoping for the best 😂
@deeelleee
@deeelleee 4 жыл бұрын
@@MyNameIsMelissa0000 actual facts. Bit now he's got the cheque and the fame and he's just sitting there not proud of these movies because they're god awful.
@frozenelectricdreams
@frozenelectricdreams 4 жыл бұрын
yo why is it that both this movie and twilight had the actors HATING the movies and their roles in them??? shits hilarious
@CocoGotSnacks
@CocoGotSnacks 4 жыл бұрын
Donna Louise the fall is the shiiiii bro
@lilyberry2
@lilyberry2 4 жыл бұрын
"My dude is 5'6" with baby shoulders and a bambi face" damn just come for his whole lifeeeee 😂😂🤣🤣
@pottop880
@pottop880 4 жыл бұрын
Haha is that his real height? 😂 IF it is, I’m taller than him and I’m a girl lol 😆
@jewlzn7130
@jewlzn7130 4 жыл бұрын
I think he is 5'11. The chick is tall too I think
@SevenJetC
@SevenJetC 3 жыл бұрын
@@jewlzn7130 According to google he is 1.8m, so 5'9".
@lilenwasnothere6867
@lilenwasnothere6867 3 жыл бұрын
he's 5'10 and dakota johnson is 5'7
@purpleeyebrows19
@purpleeyebrows19 3 жыл бұрын
@@SevenJetC 5'9 is 175-176
@nayshkamariel
@nayshkamariel 4 жыл бұрын
a tweet i stole: thinking about how when i was 14, my stepmom found out i was reading smut on wattpad and my dad read it out loud while i was screaming and crying
@sienna3331
@sienna3331 4 жыл бұрын
That’s sounds traumatic 😬
@emmac.3835
@emmac.3835 4 жыл бұрын
Oh shitttt😂
@hardskull2349
@hardskull2349 4 жыл бұрын
Ohh shit😂😂😂😂
@helloiamnotacrazedbuttstab2109
@helloiamnotacrazedbuttstab2109 4 жыл бұрын
Wtf...
@lorraineachieng1916
@lorraineachieng1916 4 жыл бұрын
Damn...😅
@schibleh531
@schibleh531 4 жыл бұрын
"you're a sadist?" "I am a dominant" "what does that mean?" "Uhhh...it means I dominate??"
@annalima7166
@annalima7166 4 жыл бұрын
"Uhm... It means that I don't get off on pain, I get off on control". Here, I fixed it
@Firespawnable
@Firespawnable 4 жыл бұрын
@@annalima7166 in the book she was calling him a control freak since chapter 1
@lovesplus3879
@lovesplus3879 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you just about to comment that. Like girl you got a degree... I think
@sierrajade7875
@sierrajade7875 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of that is that his whole thing is inflicting pain. That.... that’s sadism. That’s, like, sadism’s whole thing.
@jiminsfloss4595
@jiminsfloss4595 4 жыл бұрын
It means I'm a sexual predator who wants to steal your soul :D
@chimchay5683
@chimchay5683 4 жыл бұрын
such a shame that the soundtracks for the movie are better than the movie itself
@starlight1691
@starlight1691 4 жыл бұрын
It's like that for all bad movies, there's always such amazing music used, but the movie itself is terrible!
@kiatorrette5631
@kiatorrette5631 4 жыл бұрын
Why we wasting great music on shitty movies?
@lydiab3039
@lydiab3039 4 жыл бұрын
@@kiatorrette5631 My guess is that it's to compensate.
@kiatorrette5631
@kiatorrette5631 4 жыл бұрын
@@lydiab3039 You know what, that's fair.
@tracy_cakkes
@tracy_cakkes 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh yes!!!!!
@mariahgumm8314
@mariahgumm8314 4 жыл бұрын
Funny story time: my mom came up to me a couple years ago telling me about how she just watched this horror/thriller that she thought was terrifying. She knew how much I like a good thriller, so she wanted me to watch it, then we could see the sequels together and see how she defeats her abuser (who my mom speculated was secretly a serial killer with a Bluebeard thing going on) Naturally, I was intrigued and asked her to tell me the premise of this wonderful movie I somehow missed. A couple sentences in I realized she watched 50 Shades of Gray. I let her tell me her synopsis of the movie, then had to gently explain that what she watched was supposed to be an erotic romance. She refused to believe me until I pulled it up on Google. Somehow she missed the hype when it came out or she thought it was something different, but damn was she floored. On an unrelated note: I think the problem you described with Cristian being intimidating would have been solved if they'd cast Henry Calvil. He's big, he can be gruff, and, as the modern DC movies show, he doesn't mind being cast in shit movies as long as they are big enough.
@panicontheargo7034
@panicontheargo7034 4 жыл бұрын
I love how she genuinely thought it was a horror movie, it’s comments like this that make me realize that humanity isn’t too far gone
@Everyyoueverymiau
@Everyyoueverymiau 4 жыл бұрын
Your comment is too good to be true. I’m dying. If it’s true, your mom is pure gold.
@khatunamezvrishvili6211
@khatunamezvrishvili6211 3 жыл бұрын
I heard the actor was in a different movie/show and he was intimidating there. So I think the problem is with the writing itself. I also heard the author was a real bitch while filming so any time they tried to fix something, she would threaten them with bad rep or something. So it's basically the author's fault
@poppyseed5270
@poppyseed5270 3 жыл бұрын
That's the funniest story I've ever heard... 🤣😂
@ThexDynastxQueen
@ThexDynastxQueen 3 жыл бұрын
She was right tho, it does seem like a horror movie 🤣🤣🤣 They should've gotten that that tall guy with the Italian sounding name I can't spell from Magic Mike. He was a werewolf or whatever they call it in True Blood. He's hot, tall, strong, has a deep voice and can look/act domineering. Joe...something Italian sounding.
@jubilantsleep
@jubilantsleep 4 жыл бұрын
Ana: I want you to SHOW me Christian: *SHOWs her* Ana: Never touch me again *flees dramatically*
@derpydevilolidk
@derpydevilolidk 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@theMiighty
@theMiighty 3 жыл бұрын
Okay so to give context for this, this scene apparently is the same as the book. The screen writer came up the idea that Christian was supposed to continue after Anna said the safe word for him to stop. Myers flipped the fuck out and refused for it to happen so they changed that one little detail but kept all the rest. I think it gives a lot of context for the scene tbh
@jubilantsleep
@jubilantsleep 3 жыл бұрын
Quinlan Marchese That actually makes more sense. Thx
@roselover411
@roselover411 3 жыл бұрын
@@jubilantsleep I mean a responsible dominant would NEVER agree to do 'the worst' to a new sub either. Because that shit will traumatize someone new to the scene. You have to progress in stages and you HAVE to be able to trust your dom, which at this point in the relationship Ana doesn't know him well enough to do so. Christian Grey is not a trustworthy dom. He doesn't understand the concept of aftercare and just *ditches* Ana as soon as they're done with the sex part that he likes without taking care of his sub afterward. You can't just be like 'I just totally destroyed you in multiple ways, now i'm gonna leave immediately, bye' after something so intense. You have to bring them out of it slowly and with care. If you hurt them that way and then don't take the time to bring them back to equilibrium it can wreck them. So of course after he goes all out hitting her, and then does nothing to try to bring her out of sub space and back into the real world, cuddling with her and making sure she drinks a lot of water or tea or whatever to keep her hydrated and healthy, so she knows she's cared for and safe, of COURSE she's going to run!
@jubilantsleep
@jubilantsleep 3 жыл бұрын
@@roselover411 I see
@meganthompson3340
@meganthompson3340 4 жыл бұрын
"did i ever tell yall about the time i got offered bdsm on the street?" you cant just SAY something like that and not elaborate, im dead!!!
@elmfao1824
@elmfao1824 4 жыл бұрын
I just imagine a guy in a trenchcoat being like "Hey, want some BDSM?"
@isneezedsohardmyleftbuttch111
@isneezedsohardmyleftbuttch111 4 жыл бұрын
@@elmfao1824 *opens trench coat*
@cottoncandy2023
@cottoncandy2023 4 жыл бұрын
@@elmfao1824 lool
@primeeccel6297
@primeeccel6297 4 жыл бұрын
i can't like this comment it's at 420 likes
@nosferat-ew
@nosferat-ew 4 жыл бұрын
T H I C C B O I lmfaoo
@marmelaota1703
@marmelaota1703 4 жыл бұрын
I hate it in movies when they are suddenly "so in love" and she is so "different like all the other girls" but they didn't spend any time or had real conversations so they would get deeper feelings except sexual tension.
@severussnape8040
@severussnape8040 4 жыл бұрын
There is a fine line between 'being in love' and 'being in lust' that a lot of romance genre authors like to misconceive in their works.
@SL-ul3yr
@SL-ul3yr 4 жыл бұрын
She was a virgin and that's what makes her a more worthwhile human being. According to the guy with a sex dungeon.
@starfishcoffee2854
@starfishcoffee2854 4 жыл бұрын
I don't even get sexual tension from this movie. I swear the two leads come off as cousins that aren't that cool with each other being forced to hang out because their parents get along.
@jubilantsleep
@jubilantsleep 4 жыл бұрын
This. There is absolutely nothing particularly unique about this girl for him to have fallen instantly for her and to have broken all his rules with her on their first night together. I'm expecting him to at least ALLUDE to what he finds so "different" about her, but he never does. The writing...I can't.
@ohword9541
@ohword9541 4 жыл бұрын
"Now we get into the part that I assume everyone is here for, and that is-" Ad: "OLAY BODYWASH" 💀💀💀
@carriethomas5080
@carriethomas5080 3 жыл бұрын
I got loreal mascara
@nymphaea22
@nymphaea22 3 жыл бұрын
I GOT PAMPERS DIAPERS SDFGHJKL-
@happyjellycatsquid
@happyjellycatsquid 3 жыл бұрын
I got... Plan B ? Yeehaw 🤠
@aoikiriya2071
@aoikiriya2071 3 жыл бұрын
olay has a bodywash????
@kikuoisthebestandnoonecant1915
@kikuoisthebestandnoonecant1915 3 жыл бұрын
I got cheese-itz snapped im done💀
@Tossboi
@Tossboi 4 жыл бұрын
Anastasia: *gets whipped by a normal belt 6x* Also her: cries Me: *Laughs in Filipino*
@sienna3331
@sienna3331 4 жыл бұрын
I relate (I Hispanic btw) I got it all. The belt, the shoes, the paddle brush, the spoon 😂
@tarani5aviel
@tarani5aviel 4 жыл бұрын
uwu I feel bad for laughing but WHAT 🤣🤣
@tarani5aviel
@tarani5aviel 4 жыл бұрын
as a black person, I relate heavy
@ninarances9074
@ninarances9074 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know what's even more painful: the tsinelas, the belt, or a coat hanger😂😂.
@rouddypierre2106
@rouddypierre2106 4 жыл бұрын
@@tarani5aviel same
@imanblose8337
@imanblose8337 4 жыл бұрын
“Yes Daddy, make me feel dumb” - Kennie J.D Thank you soo much for the likes 😌
@_k_n_
@_k_n_ 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed but I truly felt that
@smh_cassy1568
@smh_cassy1568 4 жыл бұрын
The sound that escaped my mouth when she said that is truly amazing
@NiKKey411
@NiKKey411 4 жыл бұрын
I could NEVER call someone daddy, but it was at this very moment you made it appropriate 😂😂
@mssmia04
@mssmia04 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard because I feel this in my soul.
@ariah457
@ariah457 4 жыл бұрын
took me out XD
@practicalpisces
@practicalpisces 4 жыл бұрын
"Complete with "I believe the children are our future dress."" 😂 "My dude is 5' 6" with baby shoulders...bambi face...he got a short dude voice." 💀
@nino2190
@nino2190 4 жыл бұрын
I diedddd
@Catsgivemelife
@Catsgivemelife 4 жыл бұрын
I lottery read this while it come on😂
@XDeCoDeX13
@XDeCoDeX13 4 жыл бұрын
She was so wrong for that but so right
@NG-wq9nm
@NG-wq9nm 4 жыл бұрын
@@Catsgivemelife egggegegegeoogegodpeggoeogeeeeeweegjjojojjoojijeee feeeeeejeieeeeieeieiiieje eegeg?eee gege reeeewejejeoeeejowjeojeeoeeeeejeejejwjj jjjeee
@canadaissilentlyjudgingyou3543
@canadaissilentlyjudgingyou3543 4 жыл бұрын
Neil Global r/ihadastroke ?
@plantemor
@plantemor 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't make love. I quack hard" I laughed so hard hahahaha
@wise_girl9388
@wise_girl9388 3 жыл бұрын
Watch Alex Meyer's video reviewing Fifty Shades of Grey. I promise you it's even more hysterical, especially with that line 🤣
@yeahandthensome
@yeahandthensome 4 жыл бұрын
“The Children are our future outfit” I’m screaming 😂😂😂😂😂
@yeahandthensome
@yeahandthensome 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh the roast of Christian grey was even better 😂😂😂 those are the words I didn’t have to describe it that he was severely miscast. Jason Momoa would have been a better cast for a masculine domineering role
@Ciaobellaaa
@Ciaobellaaa 4 жыл бұрын
“If you roll your eyes at me again I’m going to bend you over my knee” Me: sir this is a McDonald’s drive thru
@natstewgirl
@natstewgirl 4 жыл бұрын
As someone who worked Drive-Thru I've had stuff like this happen...
@imacapricorn9144
@imacapricorn9144 4 жыл бұрын
@@natstewgirl Woah! ...How did it make you feel?
@natstewgirl
@natstewgirl 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, it's a job? But it got to the point where I would get anxious about it until even my sleep was filled with endless weird people yelling at me drunk so I had to quit?
@pangkoulee7648
@pangkoulee7648 4 жыл бұрын
YES
@miaa1762
@miaa1762 4 жыл бұрын
@@natstewgirl I would quit, ngl 🗿
@kdragon713
@kdragon713 4 жыл бұрын
If he was not rich it would be a criminal minds episode lol
@makeda6530
@makeda6530 4 жыл бұрын
_Exactly!_
@ashantihayes4321
@ashantihayes4321 4 жыл бұрын
I felt that lol
@blahbabe16
@blahbabe16 4 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is there is a criminal minds episode of the fandom of Fifty Shades of Grey lol
@chinchilla0708
@chinchilla0708 4 жыл бұрын
Actually it's easier to control your victim with money when you're rich. It's easier to hide your crimes soooo
@daniellesimone7939
@daniellesimone7939 4 жыл бұрын
No because he never broke the law so how sway?
@7211_
@7211_ 4 жыл бұрын
honestly this is the best depiction of what asexuality feels like. everybody seems to see someone as attractive and you just don't get it or see it. the whole situation just looks very bland, but nobody else seems to really agree or feel the same way. this guy is supposed to be the sexiest thing alive, and I'd rather just be playing Mario Kart..
@itexplodes3824
@itexplodes3824 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Imagine feeling like what you're feeling when reading this, only about all sex, ever .. is weird
@raccoondeityking1147
@raccoondeityking1147 4 жыл бұрын
Christian’s face is like if you mixed Toby McGuire, Andrew Garfield, and, Tom Holland into one
@The_Sunny_One
@The_Sunny_One 3 жыл бұрын
How dare you state the truth
@sshy_indigoo
@sshy_indigoo 2 жыл бұрын
So he's the Ultimate Spider-Man? This is blursed
@Alteori
@Alteori 2 жыл бұрын
@@sshy_indigoo blursed 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@xFolkmore
@xFolkmore 4 жыл бұрын
“are you gonna make love me now?” “i don’t make love, i f*ck, hard” had me dying... 😂😂😂
@satansspawn4001
@satansspawn4001 4 жыл бұрын
DreamImpossibleThings honestly with how awkward it was it made me wheeze
@aliciapearson3120
@aliciapearson3120 4 жыл бұрын
'I f&^k hard' always makes me LOL because I flashback to RPDR and this one hella straight guy one of the queens had to make over and his 'I play ball. HARD.' like... No? but also LOL.
@Kaffee_auf_ex
@Kaffee_auf_ex Жыл бұрын
I watched it in German and cried tears of laughter for about 20 minutes. I fondly think of it at one of the funniest moments in my life.
@michaelmohamed6739
@michaelmohamed6739 4 жыл бұрын
At some points he just hits her when he's mad at her so?? That ain't BDSM buddy that is abuse
@AikiraBeats
@AikiraBeats 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@Maryam045
@Maryam045 4 жыл бұрын
He spanks her.. it is his way to punish her I guess..
@Someone-or8tp
@Someone-or8tp 4 жыл бұрын
The relationship is toxic regardless of if it's abuse or BDSM. BDSM in reality is not really like how it's depicted in the movie.
@nessyness5447
@nessyness5447 4 жыл бұрын
@@Maryam045 first of all, not constented spanking is abuse. and second punish her? for what? for not telling him that she was thinking of visiting her family? like dude, she is not going to move to china forevee and leave you without previous notice or something like that ( which still would not be a reason to punish anyone, just an issue to talk about) she is just visiting her family for a few days, is not something to be remotely bothered about.
@niaroberts2193
@niaroberts2193 4 жыл бұрын
fr bdsm is based on trust and NOT taking your emotions out on people
@KayGee_yt
@KayGee_yt 4 жыл бұрын
Kagome bangs "I belive the children are our future" outfits KENDRA WITH THE DRAGS
@hollydawn07
@hollydawn07 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: it wasn’t JUST a twilight fanfic….it was a PLAGIARIZED Twilight fanfic. She stole it, revised it, then blocked anyone who tried to expose her. She also used shady tactics on the sites she used to boost her stolen story to the top of the pages she posted it on to make sure it garnered attention.
@aiyanaaris4160
@aiyanaaris4160 9 ай бұрын
Whattt 😨😨😨 she’s horrible
@kaylacartergraphics120
@kaylacartergraphics120 4 жыл бұрын
“She’s usually a Virgin. She’s usually never been kissed.” ...oh, so it’s me.
@annalima7166
@annalima7166 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@kuroyuki6254
@kuroyuki6254 4 жыл бұрын
Same though. I feel called out
@khkayla6575
@khkayla6575 4 жыл бұрын
I feel attacked
@ItsCharlie-Maincharacter
@ItsCharlie-Maincharacter 4 жыл бұрын
It's just not you
@severussnape8040
@severussnape8040 4 жыл бұрын
...Never had a boyfriend since 1st grade. Yup. That's me. (;_;) I'm 21 now.
@Monique.Marceline
@Monique.Marceline 4 жыл бұрын
I love how you say that he’s not intimidating at all bc he’s not in this movie. But the best part is, the actor is actually INCREDIBLY TERRIFYING in a British show called The Fall where he plays a SERIAL KILLER. Lol. This movie just did him so dirty
@sora1498
@sora1498 4 жыл бұрын
another example of good actors suffering from a trash film. mans is great but he had NOTHING to work with, especially when you realize how terrible the author acted during filming (she is a literal BITCH and the original directors quit because of her)
@chrissynovful
@chrissynovful 4 жыл бұрын
I was hoping someone would mention this! He plays his character in The Fall too convincingly
@canvas_125
@canvas_125 4 жыл бұрын
han jisung enthusiast They quit probably because they were actually trying to make it good. 😭
@Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty
@Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty 4 жыл бұрын
This movie did EVERYBODY dirty. Its a dirty film. Like how else are to get away with falsely advertising it as sexy bdsm funtime? "We told them it was a dirty film. With a filthy script. And impure portrayals. They just assumed from all the nudity we meant sexy."
@Firespawnable
@Firespawnable 4 жыл бұрын
@@sora1498 Can you explain how exactly was the author a bitch on set? What did she do? And where did you even find this out because I had no idea. 😂
@TKZells16
@TKZells16 2 жыл бұрын
I don't like Fifty Shades but I do find it hilarious that EL James took a look at Mr. Edward "We can't smush until there's a ring on my finger" Cullen and thought ,"This is clearly a man who enjoys whips,chains, and buttplugs"
@Ezaffin
@Ezaffin 4 жыл бұрын
Fifty Shades managed to make Jamie Dornan, an actually gorgeous Northern Irish actor, unattractive to me...honestly it deserves an award for that alone.
@salem7276
@salem7276 4 жыл бұрын
christian may have a dark backstory, but does he wear size thirteen men's nikes?
@claudepena8482
@claudepena8482 4 жыл бұрын
Lool
@salem7276
@salem7276 4 жыл бұрын
@Rose Redwine Ani. yes. mens.
@idkmansoundskindagay2709
@idkmansoundskindagay2709 4 жыл бұрын
𝙽𝚘 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚜𝚒𝚣𝚎 5 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗'𝚜 𝙽𝚒𝚔𝚎'𝚜... 𝙳𝚞𝚑
@bellaelleira
@bellaelleira 4 жыл бұрын
goblin bastard i- 😩😂😂
@ananyaneralla5382
@ananyaneralla5382 4 жыл бұрын
GIRL-
@sandram1644
@sandram1644 4 жыл бұрын
Everytime I hear about this movie I remember when my mom would complain about me not going out and only reading and drawing then my aunt said “my daughter is always reading as well, she even takes it to the bathroom” I asked what she was reading and my aunt said “something about fifty shades” I laughed and said “oh she’s not reading” cue to my mom yelling at me for disregarding what other people do because it doesn’t suit “my taste” I had to explain to my mom who later explained to my aunt that my cousin was reading porn in the bathroom.
@makeda6530
@makeda6530 4 жыл бұрын
Oop
@madamepaka
@madamepaka 4 жыл бұрын
LOL! why'd you dime her out like that?
@ayomajey7383
@ayomajey7383 4 жыл бұрын
You really just told on her XD
@orangesky8864
@orangesky8864 4 жыл бұрын
Absolute snitch 😂
@Firespawnable
@Firespawnable 4 жыл бұрын
Why would you expose yourself online for being a SNITCH. No one likes a snitch. Snitches get stitches. 😂😂😂
@auv_guavs
@auv_guavs 4 жыл бұрын
I've stolen candy as a kid and gotten my ass whooped more intensely than that last scene, Christian Grey has yet to experience Iran's public schooling
@katelyn8444
@katelyn8444 4 жыл бұрын
“Your shoulders are too narrow to talk to me like that, sir “ 😂 😂 😂
@misha7ify
@misha7ify 4 жыл бұрын
They had this whole franchise acting like they were doing some serious stuff and all I he did was give her a whoppin 😂😂😂
@jessicasebastiao9069
@jessicasebastiao9069 4 жыл бұрын
I can't 🤣
@sundaycecil4531
@sundaycecil4531 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@vibrantvenus5713
@vibrantvenus5713 4 жыл бұрын
Right? And like??? It was only six, I got worse than that from my momma whenever I did something bad as a kid.
@prixe12
@prixe12 4 жыл бұрын
@@vibrantvenus5713 So abuse?
@abbypearl6609
@abbypearl6609 4 жыл бұрын
"yes daddy make me feel dumb" - I died
@AikiraBeats
@AikiraBeats 4 жыл бұрын
Same here
@clarawolf2978
@clarawolf2978 4 жыл бұрын
anonymous would be her type tho... like they're hackers AND hot
@maddie9655
@maddie9655 4 жыл бұрын
clara the mushroom ooohh. Anonymous is an absolute daddy!! 😂😂
@awtumn
@awtumn 4 жыл бұрын
@Black Ninja - "Do you?" *FACEASS* 💀
@kookiecream7259
@kookiecream7259 4 жыл бұрын
@Mrs. Arthur Morgan 😂😂 physics? Won't lie *same*
@hannuchicucuchi
@hannuchicucuchi 4 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this after your "365 days" video and I've realised that most of the movies that portray this kind of relationship, which is supposed to appear kinky and whatever but in reality is toxic, always use certain tools to make the abusive male character seem a "good guy". For example, the thing with "I'm not going to touch you until you give me explicit consent" which appears in both movies, or, in the case of "365 days", the whole "killing a pedophile" thing. Is that supposed to be cute and romantic? I'm sure there's more examples of this but these are the ones that came to my mind. Btw, I really love the way you expose toxic behaviors and red flags that are usually so normalised. Love your videos! I discovered you today but I'm already subscribed.
@emiliemoe
@emiliemoe 4 жыл бұрын
“Yes daddy make me feel dumb” is a mood
@FernandaLima-cf6dg
@FernandaLima-cf6dg 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm a virgin" "Eeeeeooowww, we need to fix that"
@Firespawnable
@Firespawnable 4 жыл бұрын
I hate the virgin shaming in this story. There's nothing wrong with being a virgin it's not something that needs "fixed." 🙄🙄🙄
@thgritic102
@thgritic102 4 жыл бұрын
Literally that part in the book made me roll my eyes like word? How is being a virgin a bad thing? "Oh, you never had sex with anyone for a particular reason? Get away from me, commoner!"
@Firespawnable
@Firespawnable 4 жыл бұрын
@@thgritic102 Yeah and he literally asks her why is she a virgin because she's beautiful. Like only ugly people are virgins. 🙄🙄🙄
@thgritic102
@thgritic102 4 жыл бұрын
@@Firespawnable Gah! Don't remind of that part too.
@Firespawnable
@Firespawnable 4 жыл бұрын
@@thgritic102 Yeah, I definitely remember him virgin shaming. 🙄
@oliviaherr1980
@oliviaherr1980 4 жыл бұрын
“Dude is 5’6 with baby shoulders” 😂
@starfishcoffee2854
@starfishcoffee2854 4 жыл бұрын
Olivia Williamson with baby shoulders
@EnlightenedEncouragement3333
@EnlightenedEncouragement3333 4 жыл бұрын
She straight ripped the dude apart hahaha
@timia9981
@timia9981 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice how baby he looked omggg😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Sims4T
@Sims4T 4 жыл бұрын
Isn't he actually like 6 foot?
@raksaisme
@raksaisme 4 жыл бұрын
"My dude is 5' 6" with baby shoulders, he looks like Bambi from the nose up, he got a short dude voice." GIRL. I am cackling omg
@Pancakes4din
@Pancakes4din 4 жыл бұрын
"All it did was make my nipples turn into raisins and fall off my body" I'm dead.
@maxinewanjiku7204
@maxinewanjiku7204 4 жыл бұрын
"All it did was make my nipples turn into raisins and fall off my body." ~Kennie J.D. 2019
@cynthiamarin4822
@cynthiamarin4822 4 жыл бұрын
Best quote, honestly
@janice9692
@janice9692 4 жыл бұрын
"complete with 'Kogome bangs' and 'I want to save the children' outfit"
@sweetmiraangel6936
@sweetmiraangel6936 4 жыл бұрын
Michelle I was looking for this thank you 🙏🏾😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the way I laughed
@xfummmblez
@xfummmblez 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you, I want about to comment this! OMG I actually lost it at the "Kagome bangs" 😅😆
@Sensitivebetch
@Sensitivebetch 4 жыл бұрын
Kagome has better bangs than Ana
@xfummmblez
@xfummmblez 4 жыл бұрын
@@Sensitivebetch | Lol very true 👌
@chameleonrose16
@chameleonrose16 4 жыл бұрын
I thought she said "Homemade" bangs. "Kagome" bangs is way better.
@DariaElGrellPozina
@DariaElGrellPozina Жыл бұрын
I am str8, but Kennie looking at the camera like that and calling me daddy did more for me than any of the 50 shades movies 👀
@_anon_does_art_
@_anon_does_art_ 4 жыл бұрын
In fairness, the signing a contract thing does happen in bdsm, to prevent it from going to court as abuse- there was a case where two dudes had,,, some hella kinky sex apparently, and got 5 years each
@sugafree_agustd6194
@sugafree_agustd6194 4 жыл бұрын
"I like men who are intimidatingly intelligent" same.
@Duchesscarml
@Duchesscarml 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@flower0113
@flower0113 4 жыл бұрын
Namjoon stan, profile pic checks out
@sugaspiceandeveryonesrice5016
@sugaspiceandeveryonesrice5016 4 жыл бұрын
mood lmao
@kookiecream7259
@kookiecream7259 4 жыл бұрын
Well your profile pic explains
@pissangelmindfreak
@pissangelmindfreak 4 жыл бұрын
never met one
@b.f.2718
@b.f.2718 4 жыл бұрын
I went to see this movie with my friend, fell asleep 10 minutes in & woke up to dude screaming “I’m 50 shades of fucked up”😂😂I fell out laughing in the theater. I don’t even remember anything else about this horrible film.
@morganclaiborne3122
@morganclaiborne3122 4 жыл бұрын
I just saw this comment now and the fact that no one has replied to it is a CAPITAL OFFENSE IM CRYING 😂💀
@b.f.2718
@b.f.2718 4 жыл бұрын
Morgan Claiborne Lol you should’ve seen me in the theater..I had to excuse myself LOL.
@jenniferc8913
@jenniferc8913 4 жыл бұрын
Brooke F me too! I remember a plane scene and falling asleep until the credits rolled. Zzzzzzz
@multifandomtrash6560
@multifandomtrash6560 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao, I can't
@bethanybrookes666
@bethanybrookes666 3 жыл бұрын
People that say 50 Shades of Grey is “intense and kinky” have both never seen anime (hentai) and have not done their research lmao. Like their relationship is just abusive
@elizabeth-leavesandreads2890
@elizabeth-leavesandreads2890 4 жыл бұрын
“ yes daddy make me feel dumb” lmfao I cackled and snorted
@urbangardenproject
@urbangardenproject 4 жыл бұрын
Why is a hardware store clerk interviewing a billionaire?? I'm lost.
@gen5704
@gen5704 4 жыл бұрын
yeah🤔 why?
@thatafricanqueen5053
@thatafricanqueen5053 4 жыл бұрын
Her friend who is in college was supposed to do the interview but she was sick so she( Anna) did it for her and yeah she is also in college
@mykaelaparadis5264
@mykaelaparadis5264 4 жыл бұрын
To add: the interview was for the college newspaper. Anna is graduating from college and her friend Kate is a journalist. She has the flu and asks Anna to interview Christian, who is going to be the guest speaker at their graduation. I read all three books...and saw and own the movies...
@maggiemcfly5267
@maggiemcfly5267 4 жыл бұрын
@@mykaelaparadis5264 really? Why?
@mykaelaparadis5264
@mykaelaparadis5264 4 жыл бұрын
@@maggiemcfly5267 why did I read the books amd own all the movies? Well, I wanted to see what all the hype was about. Ive only read them once. I tried to read them a second time and I just can't. I kind of like the movies. I'm not sure why but I just do.
@meena8175
@meena8175 4 жыл бұрын
“Yes, Daddy, make me feel dumb 😩💦” I- I feel attacked
@YoungMechiee
@YoungMechiee 4 жыл бұрын
Meena 😂😂
@aunaesanchez4079
@aunaesanchez4079 4 жыл бұрын
Guilty 😩
@SindellaOS
@SindellaOS 4 жыл бұрын
Meena same! 🤣💀
@brigidmcmahon8454
@brigidmcmahon8454 4 жыл бұрын
“He got a short dude voice” OH MY GOD😂😂
@may.k222
@may.k222 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody’s gonna talk about the pun in Christian saying “harnessing their efforts”
@sasgay1141
@sasgay1141 4 жыл бұрын
"my guy is connor" girl, connor is much more intimating then christian.
@whoopsydaisy6389
@whoopsydaisy6389 4 жыл бұрын
A sloth is more intimidating than Christian. At least those have claws.
@JoLynnPaulsen0402
@JoLynnPaulsen0402 4 жыл бұрын
why is the robot more hot.... idk
@sasgay1141
@sasgay1141 4 жыл бұрын
jo p. idk connor is a hot snack
@galieguerrero7067
@galieguerrero7067 4 жыл бұрын
@@sasgay1141 Connor also has the excuse of being less than a year old
@salem7276
@salem7276 4 жыл бұрын
hotter, too 🥵
@tyiauniaharris2235
@tyiauniaharris2235 4 жыл бұрын
The author basically admit her book is basically Twilight bdsm fanfiction
@cookitwithlemon7266
@cookitwithlemon7266 4 жыл бұрын
She 100% did, it’s pulled from fanfic.net, it was called Master of the Universe. It’s not even legal to profit from fanfic and she literally only changed names to publish it and while some elements are changed to make it ‘erotic’ and switch up the scenery, you can tell beat for beat which scene is meant to be which scene. For example, Bella leaving a bookstore, followed by men - Anastasia leaving a club, unable to dissuade man’s advances, Edward/Christian races to the scene. I’ve never read it or watched the movie but from reviews like this one as I watch it, I know exactly what scene it’s ripping off. Can’t believe it’s not sueable, 50 shades made more frickin money. Fanfic is honouring a beloved art form and practising, authors should see it as a compliment that those learning want to play in their world. This....is ABSOLUTE theft. Thanks for providing the subheading to rant under.
@adrin5556
@adrin5556 4 жыл бұрын
Cookitwith Lemon wasn’t she the fanfic author though??
@jaimiepayano862
@jaimiepayano862 4 жыл бұрын
@@cookitwithlemon7266 It actually was sueable. One of the few great things Stephenie Mayer did was choose to not sue. She was upset about the blatant ripoff and the themes being so far from her Mormon beliefs, but she knew that if she sued and won, it would legally destroy the entire fan fiction community. Lines would be blured and honest fan fiction writers would be sued into silence.
@Minmin-jy1gq
@Minmin-jy1gq 4 жыл бұрын
@@jaimiepayano862 Fanfics aren't legal unless they're done with the express consent of the copyright holder - usually the author. Totally understand about her being upset at such a blatant rip on her rights.
@powerpuff4ever
@powerpuff4ever 4 жыл бұрын
vs Fanfiction actually is legally protected because it falls under fair use so you don’t actually need copyright holder permission so create it. You’re using character names and are attempting to replicate personalities but creating new content that doesn’t resemble the source material. Even fanfiction that falls between cannon or is set in the cannon universe can be protected as long as the scenes and situations are unique content. What makes fanfiction like Master of the Universe/Fifty Shades of Grey illegal is plagiarism. E. L. James lifted entire scenes, verbatim, from the Twilight books, so much so that 89% of the book is identical content. She very literally just changed names, switched out a couple of words, and added maybe 5 of her own scenes (all of which would be the sex scenes). Unfortunately, there are a lot of fan fictions like this but most of them are younger writers who just want to make something and the majority wouldn’t pursue publishing with that content. The fair use act is slightly vague though so a lawsuit would essentially mean fanfiction websites couldn’t function anymore without a review process which is stifling and could be discouraging to young writers. Stephanie Mayer would be justified in suing and she’s definitely justified in her anger but not all fanfiction deserves the penalization so she really spared the community
@rjmartin5067
@rjmartin5067 4 жыл бұрын
Fact: Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were in a relationship which is why the chemistry in Twilight is real. Next fact: Datoka Johnson and Jamie Donovan did not like each.
@immortalhistory5472
@immortalhistory5472 4 жыл бұрын
The guy that plays Christian Grey is in Once Upon a Time and he was pretty good, so idk what happened
@DresdenShuffle
@DresdenShuffle 4 жыл бұрын
Breana Magiya Watch him in The Fall you'll see quite quickly he can sell intimidating vibes.
@zahraahmed5238
@zahraahmed5238 4 жыл бұрын
Jamie the actor is just such a family guy it didn't work. And he was in once upon a time after he was in this shitty film lmao.
@itsyabitchbunny-5918
@itsyabitchbunny-5918 4 жыл бұрын
why does he look and sound like he's on the verge of tears the whole damn movie
@yuktabhagat6451
@yuktabhagat6451 4 жыл бұрын
Cuz he knows how fucking terrible the movie is
@sora1498
@sora1498 4 жыл бұрын
he prolly is,,,, i mean he is literally IN the movie
@cassualtea2040
@cassualtea2040 4 жыл бұрын
maybe he's insecure about his shoulders
@arishthadukhi3938
@arishthadukhi3938 4 жыл бұрын
He's Irish 😂
@KhayJayArt
@KhayJayArt 4 жыл бұрын
The actor was almost about to cry because he realized that being in this movie ruined his chances for better roles
@PowderedFace
@PowderedFace 4 жыл бұрын
I can't be the only one who thinks that a woman in her 30s was writing a BDSM fanfiction about teens/underaged ppl is weird af
@makeda6530
@makeda6530 4 жыл бұрын
Yes 100%
@starlight1691
@starlight1691 4 жыл бұрын
It's very weird, honestly the more I think of it the more low-key creeped out I get
@ayo_hitman_bang_introduces
@ayo_hitman_bang_introduces 4 жыл бұрын
Well, when you put it like that...no...you're not alone in your thoughts🤔
@ayo_hitman_bang_introduces
@ayo_hitman_bang_introduces 4 жыл бұрын
@@starlight1691 same. Also, your user name...does it translate to always thicc😂 cuz that's clever
@primrosett
@primrosett 4 жыл бұрын
She did age them up to ages of the published version but still... there's quite a bit of weird creepy age shit in those books. Anna is infantilized a lot (being a virgin and having literally zero experience with masturbation or anything remotely sexual), she makes a lot of references to herself and Christian as children right after sexual scenes. I'm not making any accusations but it is......... 👀👀👀
@zmhs
@zmhs 4 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about how he is just standing when she “bumps” into him? That was so creepy 💀
@RedPanda79
@RedPanda79 4 жыл бұрын
The kink community laughed so hard at this movie. It was such a joke
@captainhalo5024
@captainhalo5024 4 жыл бұрын
"I thought he was gonna spin her around like a rotisserie chicken" IM DEADDDDDD I LOVE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR SO MUCH
@incognitoburrito7458
@incognitoburrito7458 4 жыл бұрын
Can we just all take a minute to appreciate how even though every episode, she gets the wrong color foundation but it still turns out fleek in the end?
@AikiraBeats
@AikiraBeats 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you like how does that happen
@blammmed
@blammmed 4 жыл бұрын
probably oxidises ?
@blondebimbowannabe
@blondebimbowannabe 4 жыл бұрын
If only I could apply foundation like Kennie lol
@brianarendon111
@brianarendon111 3 жыл бұрын
Mrs. Arthur Morgan You’ve made a great point and also I want to add that I think it’s a testament to the power of her blending skills, she always looks flawless
@annavictrix
@annavictrix 2 жыл бұрын
It’s like magic.
@rolanslide8509
@rolanslide8509 3 жыл бұрын
the saddest thing about this movie is that the female screenwriter and director (who were replaced by men in Darker and Freed) tried so hard to make this into a good movie, but the novel is SO BAD that any attempts to make something half decent were hopeless. really didn't help that E.L. James was on set screaming every time the writer/director made a change she didn't like (basically any change that made it less sexist, rapey, racist etc. because how dare you insinuate that her Twilight lemon isn't a perfect work of literature and that her rich self insert isn't that great of a guy)
@orangemarissa50
@orangemarissa50 3 жыл бұрын
Female directors and writers get replaced by male directors and writers alot in Hollywood, its really messed up.
@Tareltonlives
@Tareltonlives 2 жыл бұрын
Didn't she replace the director with her husband for one?
@rolanslide8509
@rolanslide8509 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tareltonlives lmao yeah
@jjmoore3327
@jjmoore3327 3 жыл бұрын
my opinion: if somebody says something like "you shouldn't love me"/"i'm not good for you"...i think you should listen
@WinterBxrbie
@WinterBxrbie 4 жыл бұрын
This movie actually allowed my ex to think he was good at being a 'daddy' and bdsm
@_k_n_
@_k_n_ 4 жыл бұрын
Bruhhhh I STILL come across dudes new to everything conVINCed they can top anyone given their wealth of Christian Grey references.
@bjones2600
@bjones2600 4 жыл бұрын
DISAPPOINTING
@WinterBxrbie
@WinterBxrbie 4 жыл бұрын
Actually got me turned off from my own kinks fr
@mssmia04
@mssmia04 4 жыл бұрын
Oh baby no!! 😂 I refuse to talk to anyone man who has even seen this movie🙅🏾‍♀️
@gabrielleramirez1452
@gabrielleramirez1452 4 жыл бұрын
Like no honey this not a good representation of bdsm
@sainapradhan7302
@sainapradhan7302 4 жыл бұрын
Jamie Dornan is otherwise is a good actor, but he hates the movie himself. He never talks about it and he had never watched it. He made a wise choice because the movie was kind of a hit. But whatever...he hates it too. LOL.
@MiraTheeHuman
@MiraTheeHuman 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds just like Robert Pattinson 🤣
@sainapradhan7302
@sainapradhan7302 4 жыл бұрын
@@MiraTheeHuman yeah...Isn't Jamie's character like the bootleg version of Robert's character? It's only natural.😂
@MiraTheeHuman
@MiraTheeHuman 4 жыл бұрын
@@sainapradhan7302 Yeah, I guess it's part of Edward's DNA for the actors to hate playing him even in different universes 😂😭
@Firespawnable
@Firespawnable 4 жыл бұрын
@@MiraTheeHuman And it's even funnier that Robert Pattinson and Jamie Dornan are actually friends in real life.
@MiraTheeHuman
@MiraTheeHuman 4 жыл бұрын
@@Firespawnable Oh my gosh! You're lying!?! That makes it so much funnier 😂😭
@MsDarkLightening
@MsDarkLightening 4 жыл бұрын
“Yaaas daddy. Make me feel dumb.” I cannot 🤣🤣 But also, yes 👀
@amy-leedavidson4379
@amy-leedavidson4379 4 жыл бұрын
'The children are our future outfit' 😂😂
@sni8105
@sni8105 4 жыл бұрын
alternate video title: Kennie stomping on the actor self esteem for 24 minutes straight. Sis coming for his shoulder mercilessly I'm crying 😭
@kumahkun
@kumahkun 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that she called smut fanfic "Lemon" gave me rapid flashbacks back when I was a teenager... JK, I still be reading them citrusy goodness fanfics.
@Koko24250
@Koko24250 4 жыл бұрын
Why is this me
@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283
@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 4 жыл бұрын
@@Catsgivemelife No its a term for Porn
@freshwoman2009
@freshwoman2009 4 жыл бұрын
Yasss sis, I thought that I was the only one that still read my deliciously refreshing citrus fanfics! I mean lets be honest here people if you find a good one its better than porn. I be clutching my pearls at some and I turn 25 in 2 months lol
@lorraineachieng1916
@lorraineachieng1916 4 жыл бұрын
KumaKumi 😂😂ur profile name
@someone-wl2zq
@someone-wl2zq 4 жыл бұрын
Ayyyyyyyy lemon fanfics
@DragonHotCoffee
@DragonHotCoffee 4 жыл бұрын
"My guy is Connor" Kennie please, Connor can actually emote
@odevita
@odevita 3 жыл бұрын
I think a big part of the awkward acting was them both being extremely uncomfortable. I remember seeing footage of them shooting promo images together and they looked like they wanted to be 1,000 miles apart. Crank the cringe to 11 and enjoy 😂😂
@Beaty0307
@Beaty0307 4 жыл бұрын
"He got a short dude voice" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@anjab-1769
@anjab-1769 4 жыл бұрын
I once read something like "this movie only works because he's rich. if he was poor and living in a trailer this would be an episode of law and order" and I never watched the movie. But based on what I just saw I highly agree xd
@shanaanthonette8161
@shanaanthonette8161 4 жыл бұрын
I've been rewatching criminal minds and this all I can think is he reminds me so much of a lot of the serial killers.
@severussnape8040
@severussnape8040 4 жыл бұрын
@@shanaanthonette8161 doesn't help that the actual actor did a pretty good job at playing an actual killer in a previous work.
@heatherduke5410
@heatherduke5410 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, that's so true. The only reason women fall all over him is because he's super rich and has abs.
@ringmybellesnaturalhairjou1843
@ringmybellesnaturalhairjou1843 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry I really couldn't see him as Christian. He was the sheriff in Once Upon a Time and I hated him there. Give me Henry Cavil or Alexander Skarsgard someone intimidating.
@HerbertsMom
@HerbertsMom 4 жыл бұрын
Imaging getting dommed by Superman 😬
@ringmybellesnaturalhairjou1843
@ringmybellesnaturalhairjou1843 4 жыл бұрын
@@HerbertsMom Yeah but Cavil as Witcher is all kinds of dark, broody, mysterious
@joanna2642
@joanna2642 3 жыл бұрын
Alexander skarsgard. Yess
@alltheloveannie
@alltheloveannie 4 жыл бұрын
the fact that most of the "bdsm" scenes had to be shot by other actors since the main actors refused to do them?? Why do the role if you don't to it yourself
@Cerinaya
@Cerinaya 4 жыл бұрын
Because the actors had the sexual chemistry of a rock with a garden gnome.
@BunniesSakura45
@BunniesSakura45 3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure someone held a gun to the actors heads
@Tareltonlives
@Tareltonlives 2 жыл бұрын
Apparently in the sequels Dakota Johnson got drunk before each sex scene, she was that miserable
@kiss2cry
@kiss2cry 4 жыл бұрын
"ive seen nudity before." we had nudity in Titanic. 50 shades of grey had titanic levels of nudity.... for a BDSM movie! 😂😂
@Shinigami41395
@Shinigami41395 4 жыл бұрын
Although it's true that these books were probably written for older women, unfortunately, older women are just as capable of being brainwashed by toxic trash like this as anyone else. Believe me, I've seen women try to defend this nonsense as being romantic and misunderstood. Romanticizing abuse is never ok, no matter who the intended audience may be. That being said, the movies (and books) are pretty hilariously awful. I love watching people review and commentate on them, it's always entertaining. I hope she covers the sequels sometime.
@sadtitties222
@sadtitties222 4 жыл бұрын
@Sginigami41395 Well said! 👏
@evegene4321
@evegene4321 4 жыл бұрын
I've got a MAN on my contact list who defended this book and movie! Talking bout how the romance was so culpable and REAL and I'm like, "somebody got to get this dude outta here"
@Shinigami41395
@Shinigami41395 4 жыл бұрын
@@evegene4321 Yikes. I hope he doesn't have a girlfriend.
@evegene4321
@evegene4321 4 жыл бұрын
@@Shinigami41395 that is my hope as well. But he apparently writes "romances", so I'm guessing we'll be subjected to more stuff like Fifty Shades of Grey in the world through evangelists like him. The horror.
@siniayab.6816
@siniayab.6816 Жыл бұрын
Once I realized he’s the actor that plays the huntsman in once upon a time j couldn’t take it seriously 😭
@twosleepycats
@twosleepycats Жыл бұрын
"This is Stroke mod." I died laughing too lmao. Why is Kennie so great?
@Tvd563
@Tvd563 4 жыл бұрын
Y’all don’t know how tired I am of the “bad boy” and “good girl” concept
@LinneAzalea
@LinneAzalea 4 жыл бұрын
Same. It’s so done I feel like throwing up every time it happens
@panicontheargo7034
@panicontheargo7034 4 жыл бұрын
Can we please have an angry punk girl that takes crap from nobody paired with a sweet lil sunshine bean?
@LinneAzalea
@LinneAzalea 4 жыл бұрын
Panic! On the Argo The closest I have found is physically and mentally stronger women. The guy is like hopeless or weak and needs to be protected by the girl. It sounds boring but there are some really good mangas and manwhas where they have that kind of concept
@nessyness5447
@nessyness5447 4 жыл бұрын
and don't forget that if there is an evil female love rival she is the most slutty thing ever and if it's a guy love rival he is the most boring guy ever. to complete the stereotype.
@roclesk8872
@roclesk8872 4 жыл бұрын
@@panicontheargo7034 well it's not a movie but it you have Webtoon, there's a story called "Acception " that follows this trope if you're interested
@corinebellasearoses3371
@corinebellasearoses3371 4 жыл бұрын
I would like to take a moment and thank you for watching all these bad movies so we don’t have to.
@jen30551
@jen30551 4 жыл бұрын
Im 45. Probably your target demographic but your videos popped up in my reccomended and now i cannot stop watching. You're not just funny, you're smart. And you have a great message for young women. You're mama must be so proud of you.
@heystobit228
@heystobit228 4 жыл бұрын
22:16 I CAN'T BREATHE that was spot on
@blablabla111ful
@blablabla111ful 4 жыл бұрын
14:11 my man connor emotes more than that, don’t slander him like that
@makeda6530
@makeda6530 4 жыл бұрын
Connor doesn't deserve it ₍₍ (̨̡ ‾᷄⌂‾᷅)̧̢ ₎₎
@shedevil6034
@shedevil6034 4 жыл бұрын
Well said
@luhhoneybun
@luhhoneybun 4 жыл бұрын
isi LMFAOOOOOO fr
@laoaidan2400
@laoaidan2400 4 жыл бұрын
Connor don't deserve that kinda disrespect he had an entire character arc about learning to be human. Christan grey don't. Connor > Christan
@moonelysium
@moonelysium 4 жыл бұрын
Connor best boi
@sminkleburg
@sminkleburg 4 жыл бұрын
the comment about christian greys actor being an android from detroit sENT ME- why did you have to do connor like that??
@ShaniceW494
@ShaniceW494 4 жыл бұрын
ruby Connor does not belong in the Eden Club 😂
@aethela8712
@aethela8712 3 жыл бұрын
I’m dying though he actually does move and act like an android
@UchechukwuBalogun
@UchechukwuBalogun 4 жыл бұрын
I just love how Kendall finds the same movies I find ridiculous ridiculous too. This overly good, doe-eyed, virginal girl versus the dangerous, bad boy shit has got to go!
@celestekealia
@celestekealia 4 жыл бұрын
See at least Massimo had an actual alpha vibe. Christian has nothingggggg
@azriel82
@azriel82 4 жыл бұрын
"Her voice just sounds like half a peanut." I'm cryinggggg
@writeshello
@writeshello 4 жыл бұрын
I saw this in theaters trying to understand why he was wearing ripped jeans in his sex room. Had me laughing. I was expecting a latex outfit or something else. Not...ripped jeans. *insert Spongebob Ripped My Pants Song*
@iamsad9107
@iamsad9107 4 жыл бұрын
*His Dom Jeans!!! XD*
@marianasobrenome3316
@marianasobrenome3316 4 жыл бұрын
This is what old people think it's ""naughty"" tbh
@sabrinatriesherbest2626
@sabrinatriesherbest2626 4 жыл бұрын
In Jamie Dornans defense, I saw him in this show on Netflix, the fall, and he's really not a bad actor, actually bought his role there completely, he can do dark and loomy, masculine even. Maybe the beard helped. I don't know. Maybe he just hated his role as much as Robert Pattinson did back in twilight xD
@AnimaRengoku
@AnimaRengoku 4 жыл бұрын
He kind of looks like older Tom Holland. As in Spiderman, awkward Tom Holland.
@MissTam2000
@MissTam2000 4 жыл бұрын
"Yes daddy make me feel dumb" Intimidatingly intelligent. Dudes that make me feel dumb due to their sheer intelligence. I couldn't put my attraction to some guys into words.This how I will explain it to my friends.
@blackfire416
@blackfire416 4 жыл бұрын
And I quote “My dude is 5’6 with baby shoulders” still has me dead
@coralrose5754
@coralrose5754 2 жыл бұрын
And a bambi face 💀
@Tareltonlives
@Tareltonlives 2 жыл бұрын
I resemble that remark
@umniya3076
@umniya3076 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tareltonlives with some charisma you can still be intimidating and looming and attractive, the actor just wasn't giving that
@Tareltonlives
@Tareltonlives 2 жыл бұрын
@@umniya3076 He definitely didn't try in this film. Never in my life have I seen a cast violently hating the film they're in through their performances.
@umniya3076
@umniya3076 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tareltonlives honestly, I don't think even the director liked the movie. It was a cash grab and grab cash it did
@LiotaR
@LiotaR 4 жыл бұрын
He is the most unsexiest unintimidating man for this movie lmao
@morphing_erebus
@morphing_erebus 4 жыл бұрын
How it should have ended: "I'm a dominant." "I'm out. Bai!"
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