...and that boring white woman is Stephanie Meyers. Bella is living out SM's high school fantasy life.

Story of my life when it came to every book romance book i read in high school 😪

Me every day when I wake up

Joy Howard same

Lol

I still think he’s cute idc

@@sweep8311 cause she's a racist, so I'm not surprised :/

Maybe there’s a statue of him

Sis had ulterior motives....🤔

proserpina bringer of death gfgfffjjjjhg

And the idea of being exceptional, in the books she was in awe of all the vampires and how they looked, now elegant they were

Hands down she is ... lol cause she loves Alice more than Edward lowkey 👀😬🤣🤣 & only becomes her true self after she turns ...

i've seen people argue that bella basically has no idea what being a vampire is actually like, because she sees it through the lense of what edward deigns to tell her which is basically nothing (because he's insanely controlling), so from her perspective it's just 'be hot and get a ready-made family' disease, especially when she turns and doesn't get the whole uncontrolable blood thirst thing. when that's all she knows, why wouldn't she take any opportunity to turn?

I agree because when she turns she doesn't mention anything about how she can now be with Edward forever, she literally says, " I was born to be a vampire."

Yassss!! Those two are the only ones I liked in the whole damn series; a friendship between them would’ve been glorious bitch and sassy. Absolutely hated how Leah was treated for rightfully being upset that her man ghosted her, cheated on her with her cousin then got engaged to her, and not only did she have see them around the Rez being all loved up and basically having everyone including her parents telling her to suck it up, but she ended up being the only girl stuck in a pack and sharing mind space with her ex and his dudebros who despised her, found out she may never have kids, and was forced to work multiple times with the very vamps who were the catalyst for her life being turned upside down to protect bland Bella just cause Jacob didn’t know when to walk away. Sis never had a chance or a choice.

Theyre so interesting!! Ugh a missed opportunity 😭

@@KeiciaS I AGREE WITH EVERTHING YOU SAID. And since Leah can't have kids, that means she has no imprint. Also that imprint thing is so messed up. They basically went ON and ON about how the imprint has a choice and can choose what they want from their imprintee. YET, Emily went on about "I had no choice". Like, sis, just say you wanted your cousin's man and move on. I honestly feel like every girl/women who was cheated on would sympathize with Leah. And the backlash she recieved from just healing and being angry was disgusting.

CHANDRE GEORGINA BRUCKNER EX👏🏾ACT👏🏾LY. Imprinting bugs the hell out of me. None of those guys gave those girls a second glance but it took some bedazzled folks with some added ancestral magic to turn into a walking shag carpet, one glance and suddenly they’re in love? And not one of those girls loved themselves, especially after they found out about imprinting, to go ‘nah, I’m good but maybe I’ll call if I need help’? I would’ve had to find some way to make it to the ancestral plane to fight those ancestors myself if I ever had my choice to choose my life partner and my ability to leave the reservation to make a better life for myself taken away from me just because you and your descendants became Balto extras. Let’s not even think about how the great ancestors decided some of the pack’s perfect imprint were kids. Emily was way out of pocket. Can’t believe no one who knew about imprinting and the whole ‘the imprinted becomes whatever the imprintee wanted’ never looked at Emily and said ‘now hold up sis, why were you thirsting for your cousin’s man? Why couldn’t you want him to be a free plumber, an errand boy, a bestie, a big brother, anything but your fiancee’? Sam messed up with how he handled things but Emily was just plain evil; Sam tried to fight it but never stood a chance once Emily decided she wanted him. She deserved every bit of those scars. In fact as much as they talk about the imprintee choosing what they want the imprinted to be to them not one of those relationships were platonic except for Quil and Claire and that’s mainly due to the fact little sis was still in kindergarten eating crayons. Imprinting was just one of the convenient plot devices to ensure Bella did not have to sacrifice anything in her perfect new life. She got immortality, the rich, ‘handsome’ vampire who was intrigued by her due to her smelling like the perfect dinner and he couldn’t read how empty her mind was, the perfect miracle baby, and Jacob still hanging around due to him imprinting on said baby. In the end, Leah deserves better. Imagine going through that and having even your own family tell you it’s what the ancestors decided to you just have to deal with it. Jacob got to do the most over a girl didn’t want him and was stringing him along but Leah couldn’t even mourn all the tragedies that befell her all at once (the lost of her relationship with the love of her life, her cousin, her family, her friends and her community, her father’s death, the lost of her future and any thoughts of a family and, from how the pack treated her, her femininity and worth as a woman) all due to the Cullens. She really should’ve disowned her family, burnt the whole damn town down, pulled a Jacob and ran away to some place where she could begin to really heal.

@@KeiciaS I love you, so much! Lol. Thank you for this because most women I've met have had nothing but contempt for Leah and Rosalie. "Bolto extras" had me crying! Another thing that pissed me off (again I love you for actually commenting this): Jacob got to be a total dweeb over a girl he DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH. But Leah was told "get over it" with a splash of "you're such a b*tch". Like, seriously? SERIOUSLY? Jacob didn't have a relationship with Bella. Leah was ENGAGED to Sam, yet she was told that she's being dRaMaTiC. I was so disgusted that I didn't even finish the books. For me, S.M hates confident women who isn't afraid to speak out and show their emotions. Jokes on her though, Leah (in my opinion) had the MOST character growth and I bet S.M didn't even plan that. I understand there are soft girls out there who are unnoticeable and who struggle with their self image, etc, however, S.M chose these girls who had the personality of wet cardboard and severe self esteem issues. Why does a woman need to find validation within herself in the arms of a man? That just irritated me. Also, the way she made Leah seem like this overly aggressive female, she might've as well just had a big, flashing neon green sign saying "WOMEN LIKE THIS ARE DISGUSTING AND UNDESIRABLE". The hair issue, OH MY GOSH. In my mom's culture, hair is the sign of femininity and I think hair is also important in the Native American culture? I'm not too sure. So Leah having to cut her hair was, to me, a sign of losing everything womanly about her. And that triggered me. I'm so glad I wasn't the only one uncomfortable with Quil imprinting on Claire! That's pedophilia, right there. Like, I understand that the movie is about Bella, but even J.K Rowling (sigh that woman is another dumb*ss) gave Draco a family and he found love. But the woman who'll never be able to leave, who was turned into an animal and her womb was like "BYYYYYEEEE", will never have a happy ending. Also, she never ONCE delved into WHY Leah was the VERY FIRST female shapeshifter. She never gave any reasons or explanations. And if we're going according to wolves (I know they're shapeshifters, but they're still wolves) the female wolf is always mated to the Alpha Male. So was Leah's Gene's preparing her for the role of the Alpha Female? Is she the mate to another male, specifically an Alpha? Are there other tribes with shifters? From my point of view, Leah would be the one that would give birth to stronger wolves, seeing as she is basically the only female shifter. But noooooo, S.M went on to say she can't have babies because her period said "BYYYYYE". Phew. I'm so over the Twilight Drama Saga. (P.S your comments are hilarious. That eating crayons one really had me choking on my cool drink.)

Dead 💀

It’s not official if he doesn’t have a pulse 🧐

Loved it

@@TheBiggestMoronYouKnow I died 💀💀💀

favorite funny part

😂😂😂

I still liked him over majority of the other characters

Yo that’s so true 😂

@@lulaisatwihard licked :D

@boulderarms I really want movies on all the backgrounds of the Cullens. From the snippets we got, those stories already sound way better than the romance "triangle" we got

shit if i was in that movie id be laughin too 😭

@Whitney Titus don't forget they did him dirty even tho he's underage

That's all I can see now and it makes the movie so much better 🤣🤣🤣

i’m convinced that they keep bella alive so that he can be miserable around her instead of them

@@VapidWinter LMAO

honestly i'm reading midnight sun atm and the conclusion i've come to is that every cullen except carlisle is high key insane, and carlilse is just in *so* much denial. so much. if he admits edward dating bella is a bad idea he also has to admit that the only thing stopping edward going on a full on massacre is his massive daddy issues, so he's just like 'this is totally fine and romantic, edward doesn't want to f*ck me at all, we're a totally normal family' (fr tho, edward compares his girlfriend to his dad So Often it's actually horrifying)

@@jupitermelichios392 oh god I didn't think this could get anymore dumsterfire than it already was

@@jupitermelichios392 م

"Hit her once from the back and her spine pops out." - Kennie (2020)

🤢🤮

🤣🤣😂😂

😅😂😂😂😂😂

😶😮😯🙂😀😃😆😬🤢🤮😵

ONG💀💀

Neutered.

Same😂😂😂😂😂

Oh yeahhhh!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Same

forget midnight sun, twilight from charlie's perspective is the book we actually need

@@jupitermelichios392 I heard they were going to make midnight sun a movie, bro I swear If they do, I will lose all faith in humanity.

@@tunafish5462 provided they have edward's terrifying serial killer inner monologue as narration over the film, I would see that film in theatres so many times. I want an actual actor to have to deliver the line 'it was intoxicating to see her in her natural environment' over footage of bella eating cherios so bad

And that’s the only reason I read the books after watching the movies. I wanted to know more about the other characters!!

Cant blame her 🤭

Lol

same

Oof I GET IT😂

Anisah S same. My parents have genuinely made me marriage-fobic. 😂

I WAS whEEZIng so HARD

Literally spat out my drink

I DIED

😂😂😂😂😂😂

I thought I was the only one but I cackled😂😂

If I could I would I mean... I would wait till I'm 25 or something

@@jellybean1528 right?? at least let your brain finish developing for fucks sakeee

& a vampire

im manifesting this truly. take me im ready edward

@@jellybean1528 im gonna be 30

Lmao 😂😂

Yoooo the way I laughed at this😭

Why doe "White" have to even be mentioned????

@@breezymango4113 Because she is white and is mentioned to be really pale idk just seems obvious to me.

@@breezymango4113 because girls in these types of movies are always white dude. productions really said ✨ no✨ to racial diversity when it comes to main characters

Tasharie “Be a hoe but make it holy” was one of my personal favorite lines.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀I even filmed it and sent it to my friends, I hope they understand since I was laughing

I saw this and I’m sitting here waiting for the line N I still died🤣🤣

That's nuts!

Sounds like the script for a better movie to me

Thats way better than the actual movies!!

Now THAT would make an interesting series.

@flower meadows time probably doesn't matter as much to them as it does to a human, and thus seems to "fly by." they're immortal, so i doubt that being in a relationship for, say, a hundred years or so would affect them after a while.

Say whot💀

WHAT?

Wait, huh..?

yup, like 94% with a smidge of native

“Raised as a Catholic,[6][7] Lautner has Austrian, Dutch, English, French, German, Irish, and Swiss ancestry, and has stated that he has "distant" Native American ancestry (specifically Ottawa and Potawatomi) through his mother.[8][9]” LIFTED FROM HIS WIKI PAGE, HOLY-

They could've spinned her as a villain considering that her vampire ability or whatever was to nullify others abilities?? Imagine the possibilities? A whole ass movie of her taking down the vampire police.

@@Jess911able or joining them and becoming their new leader...

Lol. Good point

I meeaaaan, was that not the plot? *eyebrow raise*

Would’ve been more dynamic and interesting for sure 🤷🏿‍♀️

Oh god you’re right and I feel sick. Worst part is she’s got an army of rose tinted perma pre-teens that will eat her shit up and defend it with their lives.

She grew up Mormon which I feel like explains a LOT.

Rosalie especially

@@msluvbug13 and Alice.

casually cruel damn, you’re right

And no stories were written, far as I know, about any of them other than this ongoing ship wreck, I didn't even watch the damn movies lol

Good for her

Facts shereally was just playing the big con lol

Deep?

By the look of her, I am assuming that she was white spaniard though-so in theory just inter ethnic they were.

Theres nothing wrong with nationalism

@@jermwerm2575 yes there is

@@jermwerm2575 There's a lot

Emily Chertos Bella’s got no personality righttt

Anisa Burhan That’s the trope of her character. She’s got some minor personality but essentially she was also written as a self-insert so yeah, it’s a writing technique that’s received criticism because there aren’t many real stakes if the character is a Mary Sue because you know it’s supposed to work out for them in the end.

@@anisaburhan1958 I mean she literally has weird breathing as her main character trait. So yes. She has no personality.

Sara Amara haha it’s okay. Close enough, I was always “Cheerios” in elementary school even though Cheetos is a closet spelling.

Closer*

T_T he could've just in printed on one of the wolves in his pack but noooo

He needs a girlfriend

Didn't they talk trash about that, it must have been Leah because she was always blunt with her words.

Thats...kinda good I guess? Usually it doesn't work that way tho as there have been countless racists who have had entire families with other races or even been revealed to be not "purely X" yet still will be racist. They'll just exclude the person they love as "one of the good ones" and move on. It's really insane and just tiring.

I imagine that sort of thing does sometimes happen in real life, but in general I would say the trope of "racist person falls in love with/befriends PoC and becomes nonracist" is very bad. Like the Dynast Queen mentioned, it's rarely a solution to long held biases, and it expects the Person of Color to essentially devalue themselves and do all this emotional support and handholding to get the white person to realize their own racism. This seems to show up a lot in media - including even other Bad Movies and a Beat films, like Neo Ned's extreme example - and I think it's a message that is unhealthy and should not be perpetuated.

@@ThexDynastxQueen yea he was kind of a shitty person overall tbh this was just a weird thing that happened.

@@zackshell995 i agree with you on legit everything you said also he was highkey a really shitty person all around and he probably was like that but i wouldnt know cus he just didnt talk to us much.

Yeah hate to break it to you... marrying a person of color does not negate racism. He didn't become antiracist by marrying a poc. He either put in work to be a better person or just did not voice his hatred as loudly while being married to a poc. Lol it's not difficult.

I read the books ages ago but from what I recall: Bella is very stubborn and fearless, but like foolishly fearless. Yet she's generally super responsible and insecure wich also makes her frugal since expensive things are both unnecessary and noticable and Bella doesn't want to be perceived lol. She loves the sun and spends most of her time reading. It's because she's really into classics multiple shakespeare titles are mentioned! I also think she was interested in cars and/or music? It wouldn't surprise me if none of these things are conveyed properly by the movies though, they really misrepresented Bella imo. I interpreted the book as her _thinking_ she was plain and boring but in reality was quite attractive since everyone fell for her but in the movies she's just...plain and boring. If a cute, intelligent girl from a different city was the new kid in class and the quirky kind of clumsy I would've fallen head over heels for her!

@@char1211 That’s exactly how I interpreted the book as well. She was wayy more interesting in it and one of the things that I absolutely loved about her book counterpart is that she was a great cook whereas her own mother wasn’t. This to me gave her character because it showed her maturity. This was an interesting tidbit because once she moved in with Charlie he started getting home cooked meals, which, to me, symbolized him no longer feeling alone and having someone care for him. That plot line has a happy ending when, during the last Christmas mentioned in the book, vampire Bella sees Sue, Charlie’s new girlfriend, setting the table and she smiles because she knows Charlie is no longer alone and will be loved and cared for. But there’s also A LOT that I hate like the freaking imprinting shit. I wish I could rewrite the books lol

As someone who read it when I was in middle school and loved it (don’t worry, I grew out of it) I knew then that she didn’t have a personality, but I just inserted myself in it. She was basically a y/n and I just saw myself in there.

I was sitting at work with my earbuds in, my coworker asked me if i was gonna die since i couldnt quit wheezing 😂😂😂😂

I am dying over here, "try to choke her and her head pop off" hahahahahahahahahahahaha

lolololol that was hilarious!!!

I feel you, I full on ugly cackled out loud she's playing too much

same

That took me out 😂😂

🤣🤣🤣💯🙌🏽

The accuracy of that statement is immaculate

That would make her character make more sence though

We need a book about Rose and Rose ONLY

Exactly!!! Like I need to see every bit of what happened from first meeting him to killing him last 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Okay but do you really want Stephanie to be the one to write a book about Rosalie? She'd butcher it like she does with everything lmfao

@@jamielopez3112 you just reminded me of The Host, how do I erase that from my brain?

We all know Stephanie ain't a competent enough author to pull off writing a good Rosalie book, bet that's y she never attempted to do it

Jasper's story was interesting as well

Her story and the story of the Indigenous chief's 3rd wife sacrificing herself for the tribe were the most interesting parts imo

literally every other character is more interesting than Bella imo

my sister bought the extra book that goes over the life of every cullen and so many of their stories are so interesting. Alice's story is incredibly sad and yea Rose's story would have made such a good book/movie

All of the vampires' backstories are way more interesting than bella. I need someone to write fanfiction or sth based on these stories I also liked Edward being vampire dexter killing murderers

Girl I’m a lesbian and I will admit he’s fiiiiiine like gimme a girl version and I will die happy and satisfied

😭😭😂😂

@@CowgirlGoneJumper well he has a sister

Damn kennie 😃👄

Is that his real name?? What is his real name???

we stan man tiddies

that was me when I realized I dont like Riverdale anymore a couple of years ago. I had enough of their shit not even every man being shirtless could stop me from not hating it.

Yes I swear I said "no not that". I literally forgot the plot and everything about this movie, but the whole imprinting thing is one of the few things that I can't forget. I guess this is gonna be in my brain forever now smh.

boulderarms ????

Lol yep

@Black Knight Fool DUDE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT LMAOOOO why are you everywhere in this comment section randomly talking shit about lgtbq+ people??? what the hell do we have to do with this

emmylia ikr people are taking about Bella not even liking Edward and then there’s a lgbtq comment that has nothing to do with Bella and her immortal wanting ass

Jasmine kuwonu lmao for real... idk what this dude’s problem is

Absolutely, the meme never gets old. Or if you wanna go for an Old Hollywood example, look at Doctor Zhivago. Sure it’s a long movie, but a better love story than Twilight. (And once you understand the story behind the original novel by Boris Pasternak, it makes all the uncritical media attention given to Stephanie Meyer and E.L. James all the more *insulting*.)

No lies detected, whenever I even hear that tune I get in my feels, but Twilight I just aggitated folllowed by an eyeroll

To quote the novel, “Art always serves beauty, and beauty is the joy of possessing form, and form is the key to organic life since no living thing can exist without it.” For writers like Meyer, beauty and form resemble their self-indulgent fantasies without any capacity for empathy for others. Or self-awareness, for that matter.

Told a whole love story with barely any dialogue and a beautiful song💛

Please list your tour dates im there🤣

I will support it!

Yess and I’ve always wanted to hear more about her story!

Not only hers but even Jasper's to see how he developed and hopefully changing his old views. Or even dad Cullen (the Dr ) in how he became a vampire or his whole journey of saving ppl. All the other Cullens n werewolves had way better back stories than the trio.

Punk Kitty Yes so true. Now I really wanna hear Dr. Carlisle’s (Idk how to spell it) story!!!

I watched these movies when I was super young and now that I’m older I wish I could read a book dedicated to her

I think it’s the desire that gets people like “wow this person really wants me” y’know? Like people want that loyalty and dedication in a relationship but sometimes it’s not always the best way.

jaspers a whole confederate soldier😳

Yeah so true. TRIGGER WARNING : SA I was in a very toxic relationship for over three years (15-18 yrs old) and then sexually assulted about a year ago. That of course is horrible on it's own but it also ruined SOOO much fanfiction and other romance shit that used to be my guilty pleasure . Hearing people like Kennie call out these trends is very validating. It was actually a youtube video that made me finally accept the gravity of what had happend to me. I'm going to therapy now and I have a fantastic boyfriend who supports me but it hurts. A part of my was truly broken and I will never forgive that

He was close to roughing her up on her own damn wedding.

Hes wierd Edward at least tells Bella hes dangerous from the getgo and lets her make a choice Jacob is like...like Noah from Kissing Booth He wants her but doesnt want to be in a relationship with her(cause hes violent and shit) but he also doesnt want her to be with someone else

At least they fixed Charlie in the movie. When he finds out what Jacob did he's mad. Book Charlie, after finding out Jacob kissed Bella and she punched him so it obviously wasn't something she wanted, he's all like "good for you" to JACOB.

@@ImmortalBroken Oh BOY.

I mean he was right about her feelings for him 🤷🏾‍♀️

Ew wtf. That’s weird definitely reminds me of when Edward altered her car so that she couldn’t see Jacob. Friggin toxic I’m so sorry for your sister and I hope that never happens to you.😞💖💖💖

It took me until the 2nd movie to realize he was the handsome Cedrick Diggory from Harry Potter and a list of other things. Like I truly didn't recognize him. He looked sick af in Twilight. The makeup was horrible.

@@Lill2895 right!? I had the biggest crush on Cedric and I didn't realize until I watched Harry Potter again and it slapped me in the face that that was him! Pattison looks more like Edward regularly than he did in the movie

Its funny, all the twilight movies were in this past weekend. I had been telling my mom about these exact vids our girl makes on them, so my mother, who's never see the movies, watched them. I missed the first 2 & most of the 3rd, but her shrieking laughter had me wandering downstairs to watch the rest with her. Anyways, in the 4th & 5th movies, mom is like "oh, did they stop with the baby powder/red lip gloss lewks for movies?" The 3rd movie deffffff gave us to worst face, for sure, but it gets better (...?) in the next 2.

@@nicoleshaura8097 hes so weird and funny, his personnality makes him attractive atleast He looks like he takes showers rn

He's cute, but once I found out that he doesn't shower normally, all that cute went out the window, X_X

That's why I like older tsundere characters because they weren't the violent ones. They just held back their feelings while still being grateful to their love interests, or had a deeper reason for why they tend to be standoffish because of betrayal or something that had happened. New tsundere......sssssssssss yeeeeeeaaaaah they are violent for no reason.

Ew

What

jesus christ like having paper white skin is the epitome of beauty

Ugh

ewww

lol

Lol. Sounds like me haha

Garnis Sonia how does she do it?

I don’t even have the excuse to be average smh. I look like a whole damn troll😭

SleepyDoodle Imagine finding out that a supernatural war is being fought over your teenage daughter. I don’t even know how I would’ve reacted to finding out something like that.

Agreed!

literally ANYONE would’ve been better....there were soo many potential storylines from the other characters (like Kennie said- Rosalie’s story sounds absolutely amazing and exciting yet we get...boring town girl Bella and.. her love triangle jfc😭😫)

@@missserenity1090 im sad that he never found out that Bella and Edward were vampires..Charlie was literally my favorite so im sad that he just remained a side character..

that would have been so cool honestly!! maybe he becomes a vampire hunter/monster hunter of some kind to protect bella!!

Omg yesss

I used to be (low key still am) in love with the phantom. He's messed up but that voice makes me forget all his sins 😂

@@diandrasmidt894 true lol I am still guilty of that too.

Jay Kitty Right! And she said it with her chest too, finally!

Also Bella: flirting and kissing him after saying this. She's gross asf LMAO.

SCREAMILLUSION ikr she be playing them games

Omg when I read this comment I thought of Stanley from the office saying “did I STUTTER?!”

👏👏👏👏Adorable.

Honestly, same. I don't even find Jacob attractive, but I would 100% snuggle with him while he was in his wolf form.

GIRL HELLO 😭

Welcome to the party, we got reserved seats 😂😂😂

@@mithanelan damn not the party I'm trynna go to

@@lulaisatwihard Kennie started it n reserved us all the seats yo 😂😂😂😂😂

Charlie deserved better!

Oh man good thing you didn’t keep watching, NGE is infamous for a certain scene that goes way further than that kiss -_- it’s really... disgusting.

At least you didn't see the hospital scene with Asuka and Shinji, that shit was wack as hell

Thank you for the warning. I kept wondering if to watch Evangelion, now I know to keep avoiding it.

Evangelion in general is pretty weird and disturbing, so that's definitely on purpose. I get why people won't like it though.

Omgg I forgot about that scene. You're right, that was kinda,,,an assault? Like. Hello. It wasn't really brought up again either.

OH GOD KENNIE PLEASE WATCH DESCENDANTS

It really was a vampiric movie huh?

Omg never realised that ...

tbh a lot of older anime/manga is pretty racist.. 😬

MAN I LOVE SLAM DUNK BUT I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS 😭😭

That's why I was never on that wave, Kuroko no basket was and STILL IS MY FAV sports anime!!

Oh shittttt you're here, I watch your videos like all the time

Me! 😂

I'm gonna throw up

Chiara Oliveira Yeah. Honestly gross. I think she was 2/3 or something when it initially happens and the story CHECKS UP ON THEM later in book 4 with the other ADULT imprints. It’s honestly revolting.

I honestly need to go shower after reading that. So. Gross.

I think Edward is super interesting mostly after he was turned into a vampire. I really wanted to know more about what he did for a century alone. How he overcame his bloodthirst etc. How he was essentially a superhero saving people bc he could read minds.

Why do you have to mention that they are "white", and in a derogatory way?? What if black people were referenced that way? Would it still be "alright"? .. And vampires are generally known for being very pale because they are basically dead.

I would like to know more of some of the dide characters as well.

Lol

Yeah I'll never get over that shit so awkward

More like Stephanie Meyer being a deluded creep trying to tie loose ends by giving Jacob a 'consolation prize' in the form of a midget Bella lookalike while still finding a reason to remain in Bella's life like some sort of family dog that no one wants.

And the whole reason he was "attracted" to Bella...was because he was actually attracted to Reneesme as a literal egg in Bella's ovaries.........

My mom, aunt and sister like jacob and I'm 13 and I was like "he imprinted on a baby tho?" And their only excuse was this "you didn't read the books so you don't have an opinion" And I'm like bruh

@@severussnape8040 oh my god! I laughed so hard!!! 🤣🤣