“FIFTY SHADES DARKER” WALKED SO 365 DAYS COULD RUN | BAD MOVIES & A BEAT

“FIFTY SHADES DARKER” WALKED SO 365 DAYS COULD RUN | BAD MOVIES & A BEAT | KennieJD

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~EPISODES OF BAD MOVIES AND A BEAT MENTIONED~
“SKINS” IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHY I HATE ART PEOPLE • “SKINS” IS A PERFECT E...
"FIFTY SHADES OF GREY" IS TWILIGHT IF IT WERE A COMEDY • "FIFTY SHADES OF GREY"...
I WATCHED "365 DAYS" AND.... ew • I WATCHED "365 DAYS" A...
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@KennieJD 3 жыл бұрын

CC are now updated!

@Lauren-xz3qe 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for all your effort Kennie, your videos are awesome!

@majawojo 3 жыл бұрын

CCs with actual punctuation 🤤

@lavenderlatte13 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much, no joke I was like today’s years old when I found out Rita Ora wasn’t black at all 😂

@ispilled_thetea3286 3 жыл бұрын

The second lighting at the end of the video looks lovely on you.

@laurab1673 3 жыл бұрын

appreciate the captions!

@imani0nline 3 жыл бұрын

The girlies really be acting color blind and ignoring red flags because of a jawline 🙄

@theblackkittie13 3 жыл бұрын

He's about as attractive as a mannequin in a shop window, you can just tell by looking at him that it will be 10 mins of dissatisfaction, the only thing that will be long lasting from an encounter with that guy would be the friction burns 😅

@miraino15 3 жыл бұрын

He cute but no jawline. Not one worth risking your life for.

@syndeybinch 3 жыл бұрын

And money 🤑

@angelashinner 3 жыл бұрын

@@syndeybinch in this case just money 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

@Leanne.Gray. 3 жыл бұрын

Nah, it’s that big, thick, throbbing wallet full of money in his pocket 💰💰💰

@seseodu1617 3 жыл бұрын

“The only kneeling I’m doing is for the Lord- SCREECH” -Kennie 2021

@drmsd14 3 жыл бұрын

I will be disappointed if this doesn't make it into the BMAAB Best of 2021 video.

@nonsens333 3 жыл бұрын

The way I screamed at that 😭😭😭😭

@bjp1101 3 жыл бұрын

I died 🤣🤣

@dariac7770 3 жыл бұрын

5:12

@boogiebear3095 3 жыл бұрын

I died

@mes6672 3 жыл бұрын

obsessed with how she says "citrus" instead of 'smut' or even just 'lemon'...thats how u know she a real one lmaoo

@dominikadomjan2780 3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo i thought it was the manga Citrus sjdkjd oop

@mimi45961 3 жыл бұрын

Right 😹😹😹

@Geospasmic 3 жыл бұрын

I haven't heard the term "lemon" in a long time

@ecru_5819 3 жыл бұрын

@@dominikadomjan2780 same tho

@goodrose4734 3 жыл бұрын

@@Geospasmic The fanfiction days ahhhh😩

@crossenmorgan 3 жыл бұрын

The amount of aftercare he DOES NOT DO is astounding

@halima615 3 жыл бұрын

for real

@shyshy7266 3 жыл бұрын

Omg yes 😩

@michamallett1964 3 жыл бұрын

ITS REPULSING

@solemndoll555 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly

@jaymeerenee2357 3 жыл бұрын

it literally lowkey made me cry i just kept feeling bad for anna

@ALazyBat 3 жыл бұрын

Kennie out here like; “the only WAP I know about is Worship And Praise 🙏🏽” 🤣🤣🤣

@hiddenbeauty12 3 жыл бұрын

This DESTROYED ME! 😂🤣😭💀

@Marina_7 3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo ded 💀😂😭

@ashtraybitch 3 жыл бұрын

I'm so done! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

@hiddenbeauty12 3 жыл бұрын

@@ashtraybitch you are THEE GOAT for that username sis 😂🤣😂🤣😭😭

@MsTeo91 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

@frieda5624 3 жыл бұрын

I love the “Trigger warning: Romance Movie”

@thequietdreamer2186 3 жыл бұрын

It really says something that it can’t be written off as a joke.

@mori6434 3 жыл бұрын

I'm personally a fan of the "crunchy booty" disclaimer

@joydanleigh7711 3 жыл бұрын

Hey let's get her to do the Aaliyah or Britney lifetime movies

@femmefatale4442 3 жыл бұрын

I mean romance movies are pretty triggering knowing how badly they're written.

@chillfactory9000 3 жыл бұрын

@Christopher Reynolds not wiping i guess

@WillTheGreatest 3 жыл бұрын

Ive seen people tenderize meat with more energy and sexuality than christian grey spanks

@selty 3 жыл бұрын

You should watch Secretary with Maggie Gyllenhaal and James Spader for a good example hahaha

@abbywolffe4114 3 жыл бұрын

At least meat comes in variety

@Spiturgame 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@SaraBanartist 3 жыл бұрын

I've seen sexier radio repair. At least in that case there were actual SPARKS

@pixiestxNyomouf 3 жыл бұрын

Atleast the chicken knows how to take a pounding

@ArteiceTB 3 жыл бұрын

I can’t stand when these types of movies will show a woman fully naked, but only shows a guy topless. Where’s the logic?

@__L__837 3 жыл бұрын

I’ve never understood that, what’s the point?

@jaymeerenee2357 3 жыл бұрын

on god like u might as well scrap the whole thing

@evalibrada2635 3 жыл бұрын

Not to be that person but, the male gaze mayhaps?

@MakeMyWatermelonSpecial 3 жыл бұрын

thank god in midsommar we get the both bodies fully exposed

@unofficialbeautyqueen6624 3 жыл бұрын

@@evalibrada2635 and they don’t really care about the female gaze.

@Kira-jz5cz 3 жыл бұрын

Kennie really cracking herself up with these Jesus sex jokes 💀

@lolithatkills9156 3 жыл бұрын

Love the pfp

@sxukablajt6299 3 жыл бұрын

As she should 😌💅🏼✨

@nia-yl7lq 3 жыл бұрын

Cue Dvsn's song called Blessings

@reluctantparticipant9103 3 жыл бұрын

I was cracking up right there with her...

@jasatay91 3 жыл бұрын

Me when asked to teach purity class 😂

@knifebaby1095 3 жыл бұрын

kennie really said: "the only time i get wet is when i'm getting baptized amen"

@naliniramsingh4404 3 жыл бұрын

'The only kneeling I'm doing is for the lord'

@autumnrose9655 3 жыл бұрын

The only man on my mind is Jesus, amen

@spicycherrymilk9058 3 жыл бұрын

The only shouting I’m doing is for Jesus, HALLELUJAH 🙏🏾

@__L__837 3 жыл бұрын

Y’all are fools in this thread 😂😂

@shellynazyia 3 жыл бұрын

@@__L__837 right! These are hilarious 😂

@iloveballs2763 3 жыл бұрын

Why do all these women have a personality of a teaspoon? Like Bella, Tessa, this chick

@annasaussieanimals4678 3 жыл бұрын

Because they are blank slate characters designed to allow the reader to slot themselves into the role.

@Duchesscarml 3 жыл бұрын

And they help these teeny boppers watching believe that the stalker 101, psycho, mentally damaged behavior is romantic 😐

@westleef 3 жыл бұрын

At least a teaspoon serves a purpose

@Denturess 3 жыл бұрын

They also perpetuate really shit standards for women

@charly2113 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao and there only hobby is to read or some quirky shit

@luisahomura8527 3 жыл бұрын

Btw "The perks of being a wallflower" is one of the only movies that I saw that treat men's sexual abuse SERIOUSLY and you can see how the protagonist is deeply hurt byu what happend to him- they don't use that experience as something that made him "edgy and cool XD" but something that traumatized him, something that activelly made his life and his interactions with other people worse.

@Ashley-Lopez 3 жыл бұрын

Love your pfp :D

@DD-po2hh 3 жыл бұрын

Really? Thnx for the recommendations

@thatbee3585 3 жыл бұрын

Great movie!!!!!!!

@bro-qz7ye 3 жыл бұрын

Thank 👏 you 👏

@jamesbriggs4165 3 жыл бұрын

I still cannot believe they let that 14 have unsupervised time with a typewriter in his hospital room. Like HUNNNEYYY I couldn’t hold my teddy bear unsupervised because his eyes were hard plastic and dangerous? Ig???? WHO TF gave this catatonic 14 year old unsupervised time with a goddamn typewriter like....👁👄👁 ➖👄➖ 👁👄👁 but really it only makes me enjoy the movie more now.

@Beansidhe413 3 жыл бұрын

Okay so Christian getting into a submissive pose when Anna threatens to leave is a big problem to me. They are framing it as "oh it's romantic, he loves her so much that he is willing to submit to her and acknowledge her power as a woman", but to me it instead suggests that he feels like he is being punished and it's causing him to panic, so subconsciously he is reverting to behaviors that may have appeased his abuser in the past.

@HollyComstock15 3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely! Makes me feel sick. Get therapy my dude

@lynnk.0 3 жыл бұрын

I agree

@pixiestxNyomouf 3 жыл бұрын

Good God it just gets worse and worse

@TotosTales 3 жыл бұрын

@@HollyComstock15 I mean...canonically he does have a therapist, but the therapist is awful 😅

@HollyComstock15 3 жыл бұрын

@@TotosTales Get *GOOD therapy my dude!!

@atsubw 3 жыл бұрын

"and that's because anna looks like his mother" what in the killing stalking

@Blindinglights25 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly. This movie is just killing stalking if the intense fangirls rewrote it. And hetero

@mikamayo4985 3 жыл бұрын

lol i was thinking the same thing

@columbashomosexuality7738 3 жыл бұрын

In defence of Killing Stalking, the author rubs in your face that everyone there is fucked up and you need to run very fast from that lol. Though the fandom is worrisome, wtf with those 14yo getting wet by a man who literally will break your ankles if you look like his mom 😭.

@Alissandre_Iskander 3 жыл бұрын

@@Blindinglights25 say it for the people in the cheap seats

@mytimekook4536 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao cookyyyy

@GretchenV95 3 жыл бұрын

People who actually practice legit BDSM would tell someone like Christian Grey to get therapy.

@alayjahbellamy8492 3 жыл бұрын

Like seriously. Sir get some help. I’m not one to kink shame but Jesus Christ bro

@folded_pizza 3 жыл бұрын

Right? There's a difference between being into bdsm and being a sociopath or having some sort of sadism related disorder.

@GoddessLuna23 3 жыл бұрын

@@alayjahbellamy8492 That's not kink shaming, it's pointing out someone using trauma as a way to manipulate and abuse someone. The movie Secretary was a better representation, she wanted it, that movie is abuse!

@GretchenV95 3 жыл бұрын

@@alayjahbellamy8492 definitely. But his werent kinks. He was just abusive and creepy.

@Sapphykins 3 жыл бұрын

I assume the reason he never goes to an actual club is because people would peg him as a creep and not let any sub be alone with him ...

@kelsokim1483 3 жыл бұрын

The whole “I’m a sadist and enjoy inflicting pain on women who look like my mother” is giving very serial killer vibes, like I didn’t pick up on it when I was a teen reading the books but now that I’ve watched countless serial killer documentaries.. big yikes.. I would have highlighted out of there

@firelordzucchinni5550 3 жыл бұрын

Like Joe from You

@anisaburhan6251 3 жыл бұрын

@@firelordzucchinni5550 righttttttttt

@jojomota175 3 жыл бұрын

This gives me Sangwoo and Yoonbum vibes

@anisaburhan6251 3 жыл бұрын

@@riorio745 people can be into bdsm, but not to the point where they hurt their s/o and use it as a way to lure them back into a relationship they left. bdsm is all about consent, and christian was too overbearing

@ronixoxo 3 жыл бұрын

Damn wait till you hear about killing stalking it’s basically the anime version of this but way more bloody and probably way more gross and triggering- (TW before looking it up if you’re interested in seeing what it is, it contains s**ual assault, gaslighting, gore, child abuse, inc*st, and murder- its honestly the worst and the fact the main creep is being simped over so hard by these teen girls who are literally saying “SaNgWoO cOuLd bReAk mY aNkLeS anY tImE ” which is an inside joke in the comic’s fandom to when the main creep breaks the ankles of the boy he kidnapped so he can’t run away makes me ✨sick✨)

@theblackparadermbl 3 жыл бұрын

The way movies slide past men’s sexual assault is so upsetting bc it not only puts in women’s mind that it’s not that serious and men just need pussy to heal from it but it puts in men’s mind that it’s not something that will be taken seriously and perpetuates the stigma around men getting help and speaking about their situations. The casual sexual assaults in movies and the lack of healing from it is so damaging for all of us and I don’t think many ppl see that

@rissatucker4482 3 жыл бұрын

👌

@tei4724 3 жыл бұрын

Also, a much lesser point but... It's always painfully unfunny (if it's played as a joke) or unsexy (if it's played as desirable).

@destinyhester3499 3 жыл бұрын

I know it's not a movie but it's a show and I really like ITIT's called 90210 I really recommend it

@TotosTales 3 жыл бұрын

So true - it’s so damaging to all!!

@TotosTales 3 жыл бұрын

@@tei4724 also so true - it’s always super uncomfortable when it’s meant to be a joke, and even MORE so when it’s depicted as desirable - that is just disgusting :/

@ayomide12345678 3 жыл бұрын

I’m screaming each and every time there’s a Christian reference. “The only bondage that has been in my life has been cast aside” 😭😭

@IvanaOkaro 3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo i love Kennie😂

@AikiraBeats 3 жыл бұрын

Right that part was just hilarious

@jaelk 3 жыл бұрын

That one almost made me choke on my food, I was done!!

@joydanleigh7711 3 жыл бұрын

Hey lets get her to do The Aaliyah or Britney lifetime movies

@aliceis9068 3 жыл бұрын

this killlllleeeeddd meeeee

@mgsgamer8340 3 жыл бұрын

“Fifty Shades Darker” walked so “365 Days” could trip and fall to hell

@emmabruh 3 жыл бұрын

I really don’t get why the girlies in these movies always go straight to “Oh my god I don’t care about my life anymore it’s all just about you” for men who have absolutely no flavour like it’s the plainest of the plain

@honeymoonriver6050 3 жыл бұрын

I want a role reversal movie for men to watch so they understand how weird it is. I’ll also except a movie with a “ugly” lead like at last a 5.

@fightingmedialounge519 3 жыл бұрын

That's basically most romcoms honey.

@niahaultman1872 3 жыл бұрын

LMDAO

@brumhelldah917 3 жыл бұрын

Just watch a wattpad movie

@alicekipourou6732 3 жыл бұрын

Yes! I mean, there's nothing wrong with liking vanilla men or things in general. You know. There are people who like chocolate or caramel ice cream (intense flavour), some people like vanilla ice cream (more simple and low key flavour), and then there are the desperate people: The folks who right down chew on ice. I mean... Why would you go for a flavourless man that can't even satisfy any of your needs? Christian, the dude from after, Massimo etc.. can't even look after themselves. They just stand there trying to look edgy and sexy. And they fail every single time. It's getting sad

@the1stfairy 3 жыл бұрын

"the stiff, unlubricated jolting of bodies" kendall pls i'm trying to eat breakfast

@desiree7633 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@liyah. 3 жыл бұрын

Fucking tears coming down my eyes that was so funny😭

@Erimar_01 3 жыл бұрын

I was drinking my water and it came out my nose when I heard that part

@quichesweet 3 жыл бұрын

She's legit, she avoided saying lemons but that citrus comment....yup. She read fanfiction lol.

@ashleydixon5181 3 жыл бұрын

And don't forget about them limes 😏

@Lisa-bf3ud 3 жыл бұрын

I thought she was talking about the yuri manga named citrus 🙈

@burneraccountforthewin 3 жыл бұрын

My dumbass didn't even connect the dots between citrus and lemons

@re-newed5312 3 жыл бұрын

@@Lisa-bf3ud now I feel like reading it.

@estefanylopez453 3 жыл бұрын

i dont get it whats lemons? i read fanfiction when i was a teenager, but only kpop ff lol so maybe i dont know the reference

@katiebailey3439 3 жыл бұрын

"Shoutout to my fearful avoidant b**ches" Ah. She's talking to me.

@bluebell8557 3 жыл бұрын

I hate hate hate the idea of women "fixing" sad, toxic, miserable men. So many girls ignore red flags in men and literally just say "I'll make him better" like girl no, you can't fix people. People need to fix themselves.

@IamPatrickStar 2 жыл бұрын

We really need to share this with other people, because what you said is important and is the truth

@dubbcee1000 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao. Stop the cap. Emotionally available dudes get no respect,as opposed to the toxic ones (in general)

@Lady_Cassandra 2 жыл бұрын

@@dubbcee1000 If that is your experience with the women, then you are hanging around women who are immature and lacking in knowledge. They do not represent us all. Please get to know women individually instead of grouping us into whatever negative stereotype you've experienced.

@jennifera8579 2 жыл бұрын

@@dubbcee1000 WHAT?!! 🤣🤣 please what world do you live in? 💀💀

@laurenc4085 Жыл бұрын

Knew a girl in a situation like that. Granted she isn't exactly a good person but it was just sad seeing her in a relationship with a guy who cheated on her God knows how many times and people kept telling her she could do better, get out, etc. She solely believed he would change and she could change his ways.

@user-kr7eb8oo5m 3 жыл бұрын

hosting a whole gallery of her photos? that's creepy as fuck. BUYING a whole gallery of her photos? RUN

@lavieenrose5334 3 жыл бұрын

So freaking true

@sunnydixit6621 3 жыл бұрын

So it's not good 🙂

@tativizca4687 3 жыл бұрын

I would deadass have a panic attack if I entered to gallery and it’s just random pictures of me. Then someone wanting to buy them and put them in their house to see everyday? Terrifying. And this is coming from a bitch that loves attention (me).

@JessLoveyy 3 жыл бұрын

In the book , he bought them because he didn’t want people “gawking at her” which I honestly wouldn’t mind. The friend though? That relationship would’ve been done

@angelashinner 3 жыл бұрын

SPECIALLY WHEN HE IS YOUR EX DAMN. 💀🤦🏻‍♀️

@MoonDust22951 3 жыл бұрын

"How did this movie get popular?" Sexually repressed/bored housewives and curious "vanilla" people that's how.

@theblackkittie13 3 жыл бұрын

It's depressing to think that the reason this is so popular is basically because so many people are having terrible sex

@thequietdreamer2186 3 жыл бұрын

This is part of why people joke about how Idiocracy became a documentary.

@headintheclouds7905 3 жыл бұрын

@@theblackkittie13 fr, and it's worse to think that a lof of female teens said they wanted that to happen to them. Kind of embarrassing to say some of my friends were part of that group

@Mo_Nilla_Co 3 жыл бұрын

@Christopher Reynolds and have bad kinky sex? Do you honestly believe the husbands of the wives that watch movies like this are any better at sex, let alone kink sex? Heavy doubt.

@Mo_Nilla_Co 3 жыл бұрын

@Christopher Reynolds You got a point but let's also put in considerations that maybe their husbands aren't open like that sexually or the societal pressures of older women to not be sexually liberate. Not saying that what you're suggesting isn't a possible (it's probably more true than not) but this kind of reaction and seeking's got a lot.of layers.

@TeddyVerseti1 2 жыл бұрын

The ENTIRETY of Fifty Shades in a nutshell: "...You're really controlling and insecure." "No, it's my kink."

@keraalea 3 жыл бұрын

I would like to add that Anastasia has the personality of drywall.

@wyntertheicewyvern6226 3 жыл бұрын

That's a bit far. Don't insult drywall like that.

@calliecorn 2 жыл бұрын

Drywall actually has a purpose, that's more than I can say about Anastasia.

@tlamelangmasemola 3 жыл бұрын

Okay but guys can we please appreciate Kendall's make up looks, she literally kills it everytime

@astranova232 3 жыл бұрын

I sometime copy the look with cheaper makeup and in moderation since i dont have as much eyebrow to eyelash ratioed space lol

@StyleboyEsposito 3 жыл бұрын

Omg yaaass 😍 all her looks are stunning

@oddode7796 3 жыл бұрын

I appreciate it eveey episode

@lady8jane 3 жыл бұрын

For sure! Also: The warmer light IS better.

@mollymollylolli 3 жыл бұрын

Her "Showgirls" look might be my favorite but yes she literally kills me with every look 🥺

@almourie 3 жыл бұрын

“Laters baby” or “are you lost baby girl?”

@andromeda3163 3 жыл бұрын

Throw both of them away 🤢🤮🤮🤮

@haliee 3 жыл бұрын

🤢🤢

@honeymoonriver6050 3 жыл бұрын

Burn them both at the stake! 🔥 🔥Do people say this in real life.

@shyshy7266 3 жыл бұрын

both are trash but i want to get rid of Are You Lost Baby Girl first at this specific moment 😃

@ayananakamura5937 3 жыл бұрын

@@honeymoonriver6050 I hope not 😅🤣

@sammifarrar5601 3 жыл бұрын

I’m seeing quite a few comments stating that the books are so much better than the movies and that’s a damn lie lmao. It’s all a dumpster fire

@sammifarrar5601 3 жыл бұрын

@Reina Melancholia I was given the first book by someone who thought it was the best thing ever 😩🤣 It was appallingly bad

@nazarisreyes6037 3 жыл бұрын

If anything they're worse, he's even more controlling

@thatbee3585 3 жыл бұрын

Soo True !!! The books are garbage!!!

@panonymousbloom5405 3 жыл бұрын

Toxicity aside, the book is just a lot of really unnecessary pointless details and hilariously shitty descriptions of sex. It's not good at all.

@mel_zzz_ 2 жыл бұрын

I read the first book… for me it’s too long … considering the only “interesting” scene was one of the ex of Christian stalking Anastasia, the book could be “better” if the writer could cut some chapters.

@rolemartyrx 3 жыл бұрын

This movie got more red flags than a soccer game

@f1champ551 3 жыл бұрын

Actually Red Cards.... But also motorsports too when it comes to red flags... Lol

@Zeni2468 3 жыл бұрын

Christian really spent his time f***ing and punishing women that looked like his mother. Only to marry a woman who not only looks like his mother but behaves in a way he wished his mother did. All, I can say is it couldn't be me. I would've dipped back in the first movie when he tracked my cell phone to the club.

@Firespawnable 3 жыл бұрын

I probably wouldn't have even went to the interview in the first place because I'm too shy I couldn't interview a billionaire 😂

@rattling.casket 3 жыл бұрын

I would've been kicked out during the interview for battling their ceo--

@Firespawnable 3 жыл бұрын

@@rattling.casket That's another reason I wouldn't go because if I did something wrong in the interview he got enough money to make sure I go to jail the same day. 🤣

@Zeni2468 3 жыл бұрын

@@Firespawnable me too! But I'm that friend that would do anything for their friends so I probably would've went and just been awkwardly asking the questions before heading on out 🏃🏿‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️

@Firespawnable 3 жыл бұрын

@@Zeni2468 yeah Ana being awkward at the interview is literally me 🤣 except if I'm meeting a billionaire I would have definitely tried to look my best I wouldn't have went in there looking like Basic Betty. 😂

@mediocrequeen1761 3 жыл бұрын

Turns out the reason he's never naked is cause the actor made it a stipulation in his contract that he is never naked. Dakota didn't get that option 💀

@fatimakhan4671 3 жыл бұрын

Ohh God the fact that Dakota didn't get that makes me feel so grossed out

@melobski4 3 жыл бұрын

Actually I think Dakota had a body double in quite some scenes

@sarahhashish1784 3 жыл бұрын

I don’t like that at all. Same thing happens in porn if you think about it. Men can go in to it with reasonable protection of their identities (a lot of porn will only rarely show their face) whereas women don’t get that.

@sarahhashish1784 3 жыл бұрын

@@velvetybom368 are you admitting you like to watch porn that’s bad quality? Lol

@forgotrealname9124 3 жыл бұрын

fun fact Jamie Dornan was willing to show his dick like as in full frontal but the director changed his mind and Dakota had a stunt double and wore something that actors wear during scenes like these

@dauntgrey9872 3 жыл бұрын

I feel so bad for Jamie and dakota because they're not bad actors but there's no way to make these characters look good, especially with the script that they were given😂😂😂

@halinhle1019 3 жыл бұрын

yeah i've seen some behind the scenes in which they got some real chemistry. But in the movie, nothing, only cringy feels

@panonymousbloom5405 3 жыл бұрын

Dakota is pretty good in the role. She was cast right, I feel. Some of her scenes actually feel somewhat quirky and charming. Jamie on the other hand? By God, did that casting was a mistake. He just seems sooo uncomfortable all the time lmao.

@elliestell962 3 жыл бұрын

@@panonymousbloom5405 he’s really good actor in the BBC drama The fall where he plays an actual serial killer

@megshep 3 жыл бұрын

@@panonymousbloom5405 IIRC he actually tried to get out of his contract after the first movie and the studio refused. The only reason he did the next two was so he wouldn't get sued. So...he literally WAS uncomfortable the entire time.

@saipandevo 3 жыл бұрын

@@panonymousbloom5405 There's at least two reasons that he was a poor choice- 1) he has a British accent that he was trying to suppress and seems to be giving him problems with these emotional scenes and 2) he was actually revolted by BDSM when he did his research for the film which is getting telegraphed into the movie by how poorly he is doing.

@Kez_h 3 жыл бұрын

The director is Sam Taylor Johnson who is married to Aaron Taylor Johnson better known as Kickass who was 18-19 when they got married and she was 42ish, soooooo probably why the older predator women here wasn’t portrayed a bit worse as well

@cam4636 2 жыл бұрын

Eh, the "predatory older woman abusing teenage boy" plotline is in the books basically the same way--they drop the word 'p*dophile' to point out that the author knows what's going on, but then the story continues treating her as just an ex who has some jealously about a younger woman dating the man she used to have. It's revealing about the author in a way that the other skeazy stuff in the story doesn't...especially when the exact same thing happens in the author's other book

@megami7373 2 жыл бұрын

WHAT?!

@lycianempire 2 жыл бұрын

Wasn't she also a family friend who knew him as a child? It's fffffffed up

@Kez_h 2 жыл бұрын

@@lycianempire what!? That actually made me feel sick. Did she really know him as a kid too?! 🤢🤮

@chesiresays 2 жыл бұрын

@@Kez_h yup

@ariannalista4069 3 жыл бұрын

Saying “a tale as old as time” and not “a tale as old as twine” was a MISSED OPPORTUNITY. IT WAS RIGHT THERE.

@BunnyTheeUsagi 3 жыл бұрын

All jokes aside it's incredibly infuriating that movies and society continue to push this narrative of women being able to fix men's trauma with sex. Also, that trauma is something that can be sexualized, like we do not equate to therapy, and it is disgusting to sexualize trauma. Like it is not women's job to fix a broken man. It's not anyone's job to FIX anyone, why don't we perpetuate therapy. It's extremely exhausting as a woman in society to constantly having to battle people with this ideal in their head.

@automaticallyana 3 жыл бұрын

especially because some of his trauma was sexual, with him being groomed ??????? Why would more sex make that any better !??????

@automaticallyana 3 жыл бұрын

@@micahcook2408 I’m so sorry that happened to you :(

@glittergirl1915 3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@dontworry1330 2 жыл бұрын

I agree. Everytime I watch a movie like this, I'm just screaming, "Therapy! He needs THERAPY." I'm so sick of the "only she can fix him" trope. Trauma is not an aphrodisiac and it's not something that can be fixed by another person. It's YOUR responsibility to work on it. I'm just tired of seeing this trope that only exists to further push that they ARE "in love"and he does "LOVE" her and this is how we know.

@elleofhearts8471 Жыл бұрын

its such a boring trope too. having women be everything to everybody is such a dead horse that is never entertaining or pleasant. Esspecially when its being everything to men. "you're my everything" gets taken literally way too often in fiction and it bleeds into real life. Theres a theory as to why men tend to die soon after their wife dies (in old age). the theory goes that when the wife dies, much of his emotional connections outside of himself goes with her. Old men have such limited intimate relationships at the end of life with others than old women do, that the disruption of his intimate connection causes his quality of life/health to decline. I wouldn't be surprised if women die before men because their life-force can no longer sustain the strain of being everything to their male partners for decades.

@dugoosewan 3 жыл бұрын

‘I’m woke, but we sleep 8 hours of the day’ I’ve never laughed harder

@SuperNuclearUnicorn 3 жыл бұрын

Kennie, as one of the 3 men who watch your channel I just want to express how much I respect you for taking the sexual assault of men seriously. You are a total queen and I love it (also that eye fluttering had me feeling some kinda way but I'm not nearly Christian Grey rich, so...)

@grapeshot 3 жыл бұрын

Adventures in Stalking, Obsession and Stockholm Syndrome. Should be the name of this franchise that started out as Twilight fanfic.

@redballoon9007 3 жыл бұрын

In abbreviation: “Adventures in SOSS”

@fagioli7063 3 жыл бұрын

@@redballoon9007 I love how the abbreviation has SOS in it

@redballoon9007 3 жыл бұрын

@@fagioli7063 Yep!

@zenfirebird5360 3 жыл бұрын

Also should be call adventure of WTF.

@roisinculler775 3 жыл бұрын

Isn’t that also just twilight?

@MissSatanSparkles 3 жыл бұрын

I cannot express in words the primal rage Ana's mismatched, poorly lined lipstick inspires in me.

@the_emmasculator 3 жыл бұрын

See that's what I'm saying!! Ive decided she must have pissed off her makeup artist cause...uhh... they messed her up!!

@sakshinarvekar6697 3 жыл бұрын

@Lalogue what is football mouth?

@letmein8075 3 жыл бұрын

everybody doesn't like to do makeup the same way you or 'most" people do,if she hated it that's one thing but seriously grow up if you think it's cute to pretend what someone else did with their face enrages you so much.

@a.s.1659 3 жыл бұрын

@@letmein8075 girl...................what

@ImPrettyInPunk 3 жыл бұрын

@@letmein8075 sis. The movie had a whole makeup artist. The actress didn't do her own makeup lmao

@SeokjinShizun 3 жыл бұрын

Kennie : "He fs women who look like his mom" Me : killing stalking flashback 🚶‍♀️😭

@lydiajones1109 3 жыл бұрын

i was JUST thinking thisssss

@automaticallyana 3 жыл бұрын

PLEASE that story haunts me

@shaywilliams9223 3 жыл бұрын

oh n o o o😩😩

@melobski4 3 жыл бұрын

DONT GO THERE

@alicekipourou6732 3 жыл бұрын

@inkydotdot Жыл бұрын

I swear to god Sigmund Freud would have a FUCKING FIELD DAY with every single character in 50 Shades. ALL. OF. THEM.

@OhRassMan 3 жыл бұрын

Who told me to be here so early when there’s no funny comments to like yet.

@JungkooksWhore. 3 жыл бұрын

Well don't know about others but your comment definitely deserves a like 😊

@OhRassMan 3 жыл бұрын

@@JungkooksWhore. well damn. I’m honoured.

@nagisa0931 3 жыл бұрын

And I thought I was early 😂😂😂😭😂

@n.j.5044 3 жыл бұрын

I appreciate you taking the sacrifice so I could like this comment!

@darkydoom9955 3 жыл бұрын

Get good, create some

@hoticer101 3 жыл бұрын

"Rub her legs together and start a forest fire" LMAO Kennie you're a comedic genius

@frog.jellyfish4066 3 жыл бұрын

Being dominant or a sadist is not the same as being ✨C O N T R O L L I N G✨

@Nr.1JoyFan 3 жыл бұрын

Hello fellow Jellyfish

@dannikris3696 3 жыл бұрын

“And she disappears.. because crazy people have superpowers..” lmfao thank youuu, it always makes me laugh when movies do that shit

@alexh.2722 3 жыл бұрын

Surprisingly Anna is more “no bullshit” in the books HOWEVERRRR ITS FUNNIER BECAUSE THIS ENTIRE SERIES TAKES PLACE IN LIKE 3 MONTHS LMAO

@Marina_7 3 жыл бұрын

Wait, it's a trilogy right?? So ALL that bull with the stalking and them getting married and what not is done in 3 MONTHS???

@alexh.2722 3 жыл бұрын

@@Marina_7 YUPPP 💀

@dominnique2773 3 жыл бұрын

This is actually hilarious lmfaoo, 3 months??? Hahahahaah

@Marina_7 3 жыл бұрын

@@alexh.2722 😬🤡🙃

@Firespawnable 3 жыл бұрын

@@alexh.2722 yeah I remember Christian's family thought because Ana married him after only a few months that she must be a gold digger after his money so his Dad wanted Christian to get a prenup 😂

@OhRassMan 3 жыл бұрын

God Kennie, u didn’t need to describe the dry sex scenes so accurately tho

@lu-cthecynical 3 жыл бұрын

I could hear the sandpaper...

@OhRassMan 3 жыл бұрын

@@lu-cthecynical the saltine crackers analogy will stay with me forever.

@rosettekahamire8161 3 жыл бұрын

😂💀 imagine if you were eating salt crackers.

@OhRassMan 3 жыл бұрын

@@rosettekahamire8161 I’d hope for a comical spit-take 🤣

@Erika-pq7ip 3 жыл бұрын

@@rosettekahamire8161 fuck now I'm hungry 😂😂

@Kate-yg5qh 3 жыл бұрын

"Because Anna looks like his mother" *Glares at Sangwoo*

@catalayalafaye5337 3 жыл бұрын

My thoughts

@alicekipourou6732 3 жыл бұрын

@Aesthott 3 жыл бұрын

Why - I thought I was the only one who thought that like - but fr whats with the I wanna bang you cuz you're reminding me of my mom like bruh NO -

@cloudine3218 3 жыл бұрын

I wish i was Jared, 19

@llel1416 3 жыл бұрын

For future references, the Christian jokes are at : 5:11 8:14 15:35

@SomeRedDame 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for these time stamps 😂😂💀

@shanta824 3 жыл бұрын

Amazing 😂

@kiaracharles746 2 жыл бұрын

I appreciate you so much

@Belelelekake 3 жыл бұрын

when will movies just glorify normal, healthy, respectful, co-independent, loving, fruitful relationships

@morphing_erebus 3 жыл бұрын

But that wouldn't be dramatic enough! Dunno, you'd think romcoms at least could try. But there are issues there as well.

@Eris_Norregard 3 жыл бұрын

Ok, I can't believe I'm about to write this, but you know where I found a relationship like that? In RIVERDALE, between Betty and Jughead.💀 Crazy, huh? But just focusing on those two, they have pretty healthy dynamics. They both have a lot of issues with their families, they come from different economic backgrounds, Betty struggles with mental health... so their lives are far from perfect, but they always support each other. From the end of season 1 onwards, almost all the drama comes from outside and they fight it together. There is no codependency in their relationship, they both can accomplish things on their own and are not afraid to call each other out if they disagree, but they also know that they can always rely on each other. Their relationship doesn't make them "whole" - because they already are their own person - but it does make them stronger.

@emilyworrad5568 3 жыл бұрын

Frozen 1 & 2

@pavcik99 3 жыл бұрын

@@Eris_Norregard I only watch it for the cringe, but their relationship is something I actually liked about riverdale. I was so mad they fucked it up at the end of fourth season and did the Archie /Jug / Betty triangle bullshit

@pavcik99 3 жыл бұрын

also if you want a series with healthy relationships, Micheal Schur can write them really good. Those are shows like The Good place, Brooklyn 99, Parks and rec and The Office :)

@saigeferko6035 3 жыл бұрын

Honey those aren't your attachment issues, this movie is just weird and fucked up 😂

@thegreatcornholio3219 3 жыл бұрын

I honestly have to THANK YOU for being one of the few people that is VOCAL about men being sexually assaulted and raped. No one talks about it enough and as someone who is close to a victim, it hurts that the conversation isn't common.

@jesslishman 2 жыл бұрын

I think we as society don't talk about women being assaulted enough honestly, because most of the time people just don't give a shit, especially men

@cam4636 2 жыл бұрын

@@jesslishman Exactly. The only times people seem willing to talk about male survivors is when they want to shut women up, never when they actually want to help survivors regardless of gender. "We don't take men's assaults seriously enough!" compared to what, women's assaults? The assaults on people outside the gender binary? SA is almost always brushed under the rug or turned on the victim.

@elim4181 2 жыл бұрын

@@jesslishman man, you really just ignored op’s message and made it about women. Ngl, instances like these are part the reason so many people don’t think feminism is about equality.

@xrrgr Жыл бұрын

@@elim4181 The problem is people like you automatically assuming someone saying shit like that is a feminist or identifies as a feminist.

@elim4181 Жыл бұрын

@@xrrgr tell me exactly when I said that they were a feminist. All I said was that they’re sentiment gave the wrong idea of feminism, not that they were a feminist

@fatimakhan4671 3 жыл бұрын

Looking at people fawning over the scene when Christian bows down to Anna and lets her touch him is befuddling because like, Are we really not gonna talk about what that means with respect to his past relationships? Christian had gone back to treating Anna the way he found well and comfortable disregarding her promise simply because he had been not expecting consequences for it the way Ana always had not given him, and when he sees her about to leave and done with his sh*t he panics quickly and is emotionally trying to manipulate her into staying the only way he knew how, the way it worked with Elena Lincoln,( the woman he was molested by) , by bowing down into a submissive position and surrendering himself the way a submissive would, no doubt the way he had to as a child in front of Lincoln. I had to pause the movie and close my eyes for a while five minutes after the scene realizing how fucked up it was.

@AspiringCrybaby2018 3 жыл бұрын

That part made me have to stop the video for a minute. Even if it wasn’t manipulative, it really feels like he’s like, having some sort of PTSD flashback. Like, Anna is upset so he submits like that because that’s what his abuser wanted him to do. Either way it’s entirely upsetting, and I feel like it’s definitely not being taken as seriously as it should. 😅😅

@panonymousbloom5405 3 жыл бұрын

@Sigurd Blergh Blergh is it on purpose or was it supposed to be a romantic scene?

@bro-ss2eu 3 жыл бұрын

@Sigurd Blergh Blergh i'm confused how it is ptsd to make your partner stay

@ninjaked1265 2 жыл бұрын

@@bro-ss2eu it’s him kneeling to a submissive stance that’s PTSD because that’s what he did with his abuser

@bro-ss2eu 2 жыл бұрын

@@ninjaked1265 no. It's him playing victim to manipulate her into staying

@pixiedust1999 3 жыл бұрын

" rub her stiff legs together and start a fire" -kennie 2021

@__L__837 3 жыл бұрын

Just gotta say your pfp is amazing 🤩

@haileye2191 3 жыл бұрын

If my novels ever become movies and TV shows one day I would be honored for them to be dragged by Kendall ☺️☺️☺️☺️😉😉😉

@peytoncooley8778 3 жыл бұрын

What’s your novel called👀👀

@lavieenrose5334 3 жыл бұрын

What's your novel's title please?

@gianinamorales8597 3 жыл бұрын

Aw, but honey, maybe someday one of us will care enough to give it a great adaptation and it won't have to be in BATB 😅

@haileye2191 3 жыл бұрын

@@lavieenrose5334 lol I write on Wattpad (yes, I know 🥴) for their stars program - it’s a novel series titled Voodoo Queens of New Orleans. However, I plan to pursue professional publishing for it in the future!

@lavieenrose5334 3 жыл бұрын

@@haileye2191 Thank youuu. I'll go check it out

@justcallmeteacup4711 3 жыл бұрын

That reveal about Anna looking like his mom sent me to space what in the WORLD 🤣🤣

@gloriousgravynugs 3 жыл бұрын

I just noticed this: why are the “laters baby” texts considered a part of their new “vanilla” relationship? Do we not text our significant others and call them affectionate names? It’s not like Anna and Christians relationship is purely sub/dom. They’re in a “romantic” relationship so ... y’know what? Why am I tryna make sense of this？

@Veeeee97 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly none of it makes sense but the explanation in the book was before they broke up and had the contract their relationship wasn’t “romantic” it was strictly a sub/dom relationship with no pet names. When they got back together is when they started their “romantic” relationship and started using the pet names

@zai1111 3 жыл бұрын

@@Veeeee97 clearly he's not a good Dom

@harnessmadeofhopes 3 жыл бұрын

The crazy stalker chick is just a violent ‘pick me’ girl.

@princessjazmin6499 3 жыл бұрын

“Pick me!” *Grabs Anna* “Choose me!” *holds gun to Anna’s head* “Love me!” Not what you meant but it was the first thing I thought of🤣🤣

@naomilee3726 3 жыл бұрын

@@princessjazmin6499 😭😭😭😭

@simonatyufekchieva 3 жыл бұрын

@@princessjazmin6499 OH MY GOD NO 💀💀💀

@ttrshdh 3 жыл бұрын

@@princessjazmin6499 IM SCREAMINGGGG

@pineappleisland9802 3 жыл бұрын

When I read your username, my brain said 🎶Calvin is a trash can E-I-E-I-O🎶

@peachsrock 3 жыл бұрын

apparently in the books christian calls his “sex jeans” DJs which is short for dom jeans... insanity

@possumfriend2335 3 жыл бұрын

Shoulda been CBJs for chafed balls jeans.

@incharak1927 3 жыл бұрын

@@possumfriend2335 I died 😂😂😂

@lxckystars__ 3 жыл бұрын

i was eating when i read this, i think my soul just left via pizza

@chillfactory9000 3 жыл бұрын

who tf wears jeans during sex??? people are insane what the fuck

@iamknife7 3 жыл бұрын

@@chillfactory9000 I could see if he had a fetish for it like people who wear leather during sex or BDSM but good God... Pull your fucking pants down.

@shyshy7266 3 жыл бұрын

when will we have a movie that represents BDSM *with aftercare* well 😩

@FuzzyBunny28 3 жыл бұрын

We won’t because your average person doesn’t practice BDSM (cough E.L. James) and don’t research. I think BDSM is also boring as hell and seriously such a niche that’s why movies like this make so much money by using BDSM as a backdrop for worse issues.

@nocomment4160 3 жыл бұрын

@@FuzzyBunny28 Before I thought they wouldn’t actually release an actually good bdsm movie, because like that just a lot y’know, based off of what I had seen and read, but just something that’s in the sex field. But I guess not cause they released this, and they are not afraid to Put sex scenes in movies.

@shannonpollock4093 3 жыл бұрын

“goat-eyed bitch” is my new favorite insult and i plan on using it at least once a week. bless u kennie

@Sugarymess 3 жыл бұрын

“The only up and down I do is shouts of praise. Amen” GIRL IF YOU DONT GET 💀😂😂😂

@Slm99 3 жыл бұрын

Anastasia doesn't love her self. She saw how the other girl was and acted like a dog. Bye I would run away and that plane scene was anticlimactic as hell.

@blurryeyes316 3 жыл бұрын

There's something better than Kennie's jokes?? Yes Kennie laughing at her OWN jokes.

@stephthebard9037 3 жыл бұрын

I think there was a missed opportunity to talk about how those "candid" photos at the exhibition were the most Senior Photo photoshoot photos ever. Like... just in the clip shown here there are at least 3 of them she's looking dead ass into the camera lol.

@MegaChadAnakin 3 жыл бұрын

after being in an abusive and controlling relationship for 2 years all the tropes in this movie make me wanna 🤢

@hazel6323 3 жыл бұрын

Well done for getting out of it!!! 👏👏👏

@MegaChadAnakin 3 жыл бұрын

@@hazel6323 thank you 🥺

@timeat.1279 3 жыл бұрын

When you're ready, I hope you'll find someone who deserves you and treats you right ❤️ you're so brave for getting out of it, it all gets better eventually 🥺😄

@shellynazyia 3 жыл бұрын

@@MegaChadAnakin yes, I’m happy for you! And I agree these are just.. weird. Not appealing at all

@whatreallymatters571 3 жыл бұрын

Haven't been in one and this still makes me what to 🤢. I guess the only good things about these movies are that more women can see the signs and avoid them.

@theblackparadermbl 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like being freaked out by a man randomly doing a whole art exhibition around you without your knowledge and your ex buying them should be a normal reaction?? ppl think that’s like romantic or nice??? Y’all okay??? If men are doing that to you run!

@Firespawnable 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah in the books I remember it was presented like the friend did that because he's "in love" with her. 🙄 And they have Christian be jealous of him.

@sweetbunnybun 3 жыл бұрын

and ppl find it remotely interesting? oh cool an exhibition dedicated to some random chick who doesn't even strike a pose and look boring af, ok

@Firespawnable 3 жыл бұрын

@@sweetbunnybun there's a lot of pretentious people who would pretend to like it because they understand the "art" 🤭

@brianking1779 3 жыл бұрын

yeah, this is definitely an "ask first" type situation

@lynnthomas8457 3 жыл бұрын

@@Firespawnable This was honestly the most realistic part of the movie: the pretentious art people. "

@serenatsukino5252 3 жыл бұрын

My biggest issue with the fifty shades series is that Elena is never depicted as a rapist. Anastasia calls Elena a rapist in the book but imo it seems like it's more so out of jealousy.

@julij3462 3 жыл бұрын

I’m mad at myself for saying Amen and Hallelujah after every Christian reference Kennie made😭

@Spid3rQu33n 3 жыл бұрын

Alternatively Titled: Rich Man Refuses to get Therapy and takes it out on Women Who Look Like His Dead Mom.

@eylaleila 3 жыл бұрын

the fifty shades series is so bad but i'll never be able to begrudge it fully because it literally brought about the downfall of ellen degeneres

@Shinigami41395 3 жыл бұрын

I have questions.

@eylaleila 3 жыл бұрын

@Renad Omar dakota johnson called ellen out on her bs during an interview where ellen tried to ask her something that would make her out to be really petty during the press run for fifty shades (which happened to be dakota's first major role), which was the beginning of the end of the end for ellen

@heather-ks8st 3 жыл бұрын

@Renad Omar the actress went on Ellen for the movie to promo it and Ellen was really rude but she shut her down and so when the Ellen controversy started up it was used to show how unprofessional Ellen is

@c.c.l.9139 3 жыл бұрын

@tortellini she was awesome in Suspiria. She made her f#ck-you money with 50 Shades and can do what she wants now, kinda like Robert Pattinson did with twilight. Both were too good for the series that made them famous.

@Ryan-pg1tw 3 жыл бұрын

maybe you should express yourself more respectful

@eileen8787 3 жыл бұрын

“Shy, alluding, relatable, approaching...” and I said “boring” out loud right before Kendall’s beautiful delivery. Lmao

@dreamer1-7 3 жыл бұрын

“Breathlessly feminine vocal fry life” lmao I love that so much

@mochi8555 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like Kennie needs therapy for watching all these movies

@praisemurambiwa4728 3 жыл бұрын

Hi Jungkook stan

@harnessmadeofhopes 3 жыл бұрын

This is the kind of romance that suburban moms who sip wine after putting their kids to sleep, repost minion memes on Facebook, and refuse to wear a mask going out like.

@darkydoom9955 3 жыл бұрын

Interacting with those mums at school was scary. Whyyyyy you so eager for your xanax and wine at 9am?!

@ladywhistledownton 3 жыл бұрын

Dont forget saying they're not racist because their hairdresser is gay

@anisaburhan6251 3 жыл бұрын

@@ladywhistledownton aaa i heard a lady say that once😭😭

@ThexDynastxQueen 3 жыл бұрын

50 Shades is essential to the Karen Starter Kit.

@marywallace3378 3 жыл бұрын

50 shades, if written well, could’ve been a great story exploring the cycle of sexual trauma and abuse and how it can contribute to predators using BDSM to wrongfully supply their need for control and sexual dominance. But no. It was a toxic romance story with vanilla sex made for wine moms.

@niaroach3396 3 жыл бұрын

When does Christian Grey work, though? He is always either dealing with Anna and her issues or, devising of kinks and contracts. He has not sold the company, and is still owning it. So, when does he ever work lol.

@Gloriahfreshful 3 жыл бұрын

“ the only kneeling I’m doing is for the lord”Giiiirrlll dats me 😂😂😂

@denaili7662 3 жыл бұрын

"Christian Gray, the deviant android" - Kennie, 2021

@mayorkoopbob 3 жыл бұрын

honestly i only truly like those "possessive"/"obsessive" character types in dark stories (ex: yandere stories) because it acknowledges that it's very unhealthy and inherently wrong, but the character is so fucked up and/or delusional at that point that they don't care, even if the object of their affections is fucking terrified, so it's a bad end all around. but portrayed like *_this_* in films, like it's a healthy and something you should look for in a relationship?? that's not okay. like. at all. least the dark stories/genre actively acknowledge and remind that these things aren't healthy. normalizing this is not. okay. at all.

@ladytopaz6358 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly if Twilight was in the horror genre, 50 Shades of Grey was a cautionary tale, After be more like a coming of age story with the love interest framed as he is (a dick), and 365 Days be in a horror/thriller genre then they wouldn’t be so problematic.

@darkwriter_xx94 3 жыл бұрын

“I was reading citrus online” I’m totally stealing that

@mega_milotic 3 жыл бұрын

The home skillet biscuit was needed today

@lavieenrose5334 3 жыл бұрын

It really was

@julesroy3469 3 жыл бұрын

honestly, yes? please!?

@coralrose5754 3 жыл бұрын

Always 💕

@gravyall0va 3 жыл бұрын

I been waiting!!

@Kira-jz5cz 3 жыл бұрын

It’s ok girl we all suffer from procrastination 😭

@AshleyStars144 3 жыл бұрын

Omg where’s ur profile picture from😭so beautiful

@hannahbull 3 жыл бұрын

@@AshleyStars144 it looks like an edit of a character from boku no hero academia

@AshleyStars144 3 жыл бұрын

@@hannahbull ahh ok thank you!😎

@Mysticqueen112 3 жыл бұрын

When she talks about having folders of exes all I can think about are those TikTok girls who have spreadsheets of everyone they’ve slept with 😭

@angygremlin4423 3 жыл бұрын

Why am I not suprised there's people like that on TikTok? I'm so glad I've never used it because I think I'd have a fit after five minutes.

@Alena-xoxo 3 жыл бұрын

Omg lmao true! They're so cringe with that too lol

@littlemsterious991 3 жыл бұрын

Are we gonna talk about how they demonise bdsm? Like,its not a bad thing when all parties are on board. And i've heard that some people feel better because of it. Its not evil.

@user-ks2vb8zu6b 3 жыл бұрын

"He enjoys inflicting pain, particularly on women who look like Anna and that's because Anna looks like his mother" Sanwoo is that you 😩

@alanar8046 3 жыл бұрын

That's what Law and Order cops say while looking a photo wall of murdered girls. Run, girl.

@hyu8io207 3 жыл бұрын

Broken ankles, where you at?

@pixiedust1999 3 жыл бұрын

her calling me a home skillet biscuit is my weekly therapy

@livgaines6441 3 жыл бұрын

50 Shades would've been so much more interesting if EL James had thrown out the romance plot lines and written this as a psychological thriller/horror/suspense novel. Ol boy would've made a great villain.

@zai1111 3 жыл бұрын

Books are like they work in: A library A publishing house A cafe A club

@rx500android 3 жыл бұрын

"Christian Gray, the deviant android" Excuse me?😭

@lolithatkills9156 3 жыл бұрын

Except the androids were hot

@rx500android 3 жыл бұрын

@@lolithatkills9156 and not abusive to their partners

@daniellem.7556 3 жыл бұрын

Detroit become human 🥲

@nabilamiah3814 3 жыл бұрын

It's a "Detroit: Become Human" reference she made in her last 50 Shades of Gray video.

@ToriOfTheNile 3 жыл бұрын

“The only bondage that has been in my life... HAS BEEN CAST ASIDE, BROKEN OFF, by the lord Jesus!

@desiree7633 3 жыл бұрын

Amen🤣🤣🤣

@tambomb26 3 жыл бұрын

Let’s be reminded that After is a 50 shades Harry Styles au fanfic

@camixlove64 3 жыл бұрын

and that twilight was originally based out of a my chemical romance fanfic flskks

@TheMztompkins 3 жыл бұрын

Christian keeping his pants on is the equivalent of black dudes keeping their socks on lol.

@LOVEISATWOTONTRUCK 3 жыл бұрын

"Oedipussy"? Girl, I died. 😂😂😂

@Firespawnable 3 жыл бұрын

I thought that was clever too 🤭

@fatimahlovesjoon6190 3 жыл бұрын

i think that she thinks the sex is good cause she's never had anything else lmao

@contrarian9999 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao please do yourself a favour and read the books reviews for these on Goodreads. One review said his dick could be the size of a baby carrot and Anna would still be all "Ermygash so big how will it fit?!" 🤣🤣🤣

@alyssapinon9670 3 жыл бұрын

Facts

@pixiestxNyomouf 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I thought the same thing about After! Its hard to compare something to nothing so considering they have only had sex with them they think its magical. Let Anna and Tessa Hook up with some real "Sex Gods" guarantee their relationships will be over cause all they are built on is sex tbh

@Firespawnable 3 жыл бұрын

I meannnn I don't think that's true because even if she was a virgin before she met him she would still know if the sex is good because she knows if her body feels good especially if he gives her orgasms and it said in the book that he could give her orgasms multiple times in a row so he is good at sex they just did a bad job showing it in the movie 😂

@SilentProti 3 жыл бұрын

@@Firespawnable well it could be good, be later she could be shocked that sex can be much much better. I know from experience.