Fighting Crime with Criminal Negligence in Prison Architect

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10 ай бұрын

Prison Architect. The game where we find out how many people can fit in a single cell before I get thrown in there too.
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@entothechesnautknight1762 10 ай бұрын

Considering how nearly every single criminal accountant had to pass accounting ethics, maybe barely passing isn't as damning as you'd expect...

@mr.spleens7800 8 ай бұрын

On stream he's talked about how much he hated that class, it all makes sense

@esmeecampbell7396 7 ай бұрын

Surely having an "accounting ethics" class is as pointless as having lawyers swear to tell "the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth" or that bit of Police Academy where they make recruits pinky promise they won't gun down drug dealers and steal all their money 😂

@josvoi2854 7 ай бұрын

It’s one of those classes where the right answer gets you a failing grade.

@tonyravioli1982 6 ай бұрын

@@esmeecampbell7396 Only attorneys that represent clients have to tell the truth. The state can do whatever it wants.

@Kma99107 5 ай бұрын

@josvoi2854 do you mean the logical answer or the moral answer because the moral answer is the opposite of the logical and rational answer

@T0ASTIEST 10 ай бұрын

"Its not about the money batman, its about torturing the prisoners"

@mono8918 10 ай бұрын

yes

@hmm8454 10 ай бұрын

It's about the Mets

@evanmurphy118 10 ай бұрын

Love the Mets baby

@kamikaze4172 10 ай бұрын

Let's go Mets

@themaskedmysadaean8885 10 ай бұрын

Not gonna lie, I wasn't ready for the Mets.

@lizardKingproductions902 10 ай бұрын

Knowing you could have become an accountant is almost as cursed as knowing that sseth has a medical degree

@ZeroFormLak 10 ай бұрын

Truly a fucking time we live. Seriously how in gods name sre we supossed to pass this Dlc when the final bosses are this guys

@nurpiet 9 ай бұрын

the fact that every other jew in his family has a doctors title while he "only" has a masters, thus makin him the black sheep of the fam, is even funnier

@hateme5010 9 ай бұрын

I am pursuing a dual master's degree in Computer Science and English with special permission, and yet I still fear; nay, I quake at the thought of getting a doctorate. I understand Sseth's , uhh, misgivings about acquiring such a title

@samfire3067 4 ай бұрын

Anyone knows what mando those?

@pwrm8721 4 ай бұрын

@@hateme5010nerd

@mr.mclemon8605 10 ай бұрын

"Helping" "care" "human treatment" So many words, yet they all mean so little

@M0N0-M0N0 10 ай бұрын

This is underrated

@ZeroFormLak 10 ай бұрын

Unfortunate that we are going by the guideline of Geneva Suggestion as our main holy book

@furnoprime9439 9 ай бұрын

⁠@@ZeroFormLak Geneva Checklist more like

@esmeecampbell7396 7 ай бұрын

@@ZeroFormLakThe Geneva Convention is more like...guidelines... You best start believing in war stories Miss Turner, you're in one!

@LeroxYT 6 ай бұрын

@@ZeroFormLak more like geneva suggestions

@brenobassocenci6571 10 ай бұрын

To destroy crime, you must commit crimes as well. -Warden

@LavaCreeperPeople 10 ай бұрын

Fighting Crime with Criminal Negligence in Prison Architect

@colehinson9306 10 ай бұрын

To destroy the crime you gotta be the crime

@alexanderthegreat6682 10 ай бұрын

"If you kill a killer, the number of killers stays the same." "... Just kill two. I've killed like, a hundred. A lot less killers now."

@TheCoolestEverI 10 ай бұрын

@@alexanderthegreat6682 L pfp

@alexanderthegreat6682 10 ай бұрын

@@TheCoolestEverI if you wanna be edgy, take inspiration from the video, not politicians who can't pass 5th grade exams

@samiamrg7 10 ай бұрын

I like how the workmen are just unstoppable gigachads that the prisoners don’t dare mess with. They are too scared of the guys who will will disassemble a bed right from under a person still in it or seal a man into a brick wall without flinching. Or even seal _themselves_ into a brick wall just for funsies.

@JeanneHamada 4 ай бұрын

If someone's twisted idea of hubris is to seal themselves in a bricked room, you do not mess with them.

@anon9469 7 күн бұрын

I picture any attempt at robbing a workman just ends up like the scene with Dr. Manhattan and Rorschach at the end of Watchmen.

@Steel799 10 ай бұрын

As someone who stayed at this prison, I can confidently say the yelp reviews don’t do it justice. 5 out of 5 stars, the expired MREs are to die for, the sleeping arrangement are, and the staff ar courteous and kind. Whoever created this wonderful prison is such a genius and will surely give me a reward for this wonderful review. P.S. Help Me

@Dude-vq3oe 10 ай бұрын

The sleeping arrangements simply just are.

@furnoprime9439 9 ай бұрын

@@Dude-vq3oe They be one of the sleeping arrangements of all time ya sees

@wiiprocontroller6471 9 ай бұрын

Imagine walking into the holding cell with 100 other people, you can't wait to finally get a personal cell and you walk into a dorm with 200,000 beds

@spikem5950 9 ай бұрын

Imagine that but as you show up someone is carrying a dead out through the lobby.

@RinAldrin 3 ай бұрын

You walk into the dorm and the beds seem to stretch off into the horizon.

@joksom4752 10 ай бұрын

Realizing that Kleaper could have been an accountant is equally horrifying and making me devilishly curious

@MrSplicer3 8 ай бұрын

He still technically can

@esmeecampbell7396 7 ай бұрын

I wonder if he does his own accounting for the channel or if he genuinely dislikes it enough to not want to save the money and just pays someone else to do it.

@josvoi2854 7 ай бұрын

What are you talking about? He played this game exactly like an accountant.

@Z4G. 10 ай бұрын

''I almost failed accounting ethics''. Why do i feel like that was not a joke at all, i love this guy man lol.

@DecidedlyNinja 2 ай бұрын

[builds hellish prison] [becomes inmate in his own hell prison along with everyone he's been tormenting] RIP Kleaper.

@berkaltuglu8140 10 ай бұрын

"Privatising the prison system was not actually profitable but it was sure hell funny..." -Some black rock exectuvie of smh.

@niceguyofgames9490 2 ай бұрын

Love how this prison has, essentially, turned into a few things: 1. One man’s VERY ECCENTRIC AND POINTLESSLY ELABORATE get rich quick scheme. 2. A prison where the staff essentially hold the owner hostage using the fact that without them it falls apart as leverage. 3. A satirical look into the flaws of the modern day prison system. 4. A prison that breeds nothing if not the HARDIEST and TOUGHEST criminal. If you can survive in this prison, there is nothing IN THE WORLD that can scare you or intimidate you.

@RustyWalker 6 ай бұрын

A fun thing to do with tunnelers is surround the prison in 2 C-shaped fences facing opposite directions, because tunnelers pop up when they think they're outside, but with this arrangement of fences - they're not! Then they get to play the fun game of sniper tower roulette.

@uri3453 10 ай бұрын

kleaper i think that if you build a small 1x1 room in the entrance to the canteen and put it in only personel you would save a lot of money in bullets and all the internal organs of the organs recipients would be intacts making them easier to sell.

@slywhemwick8071 10 ай бұрын

The fact you nearly didn’t pass accounting ethics… it makes sense

@RnRWND73 10 ай бұрын

Hey, I've been going through a bit of a rough patch lately but I want to thank you for making me smile, I really needed it.

@antikleaper 10 ай бұрын

Just avoid getting thrown to jail

@cado9281 10 ай бұрын

@@antikleaper no promises

@walt33743 10 ай бұрын

@@antikleaper (Optional)

@tashfeenj8259 10 ай бұрын

"people get reformed??" Well i wouldnt want to return there either.

@psychoticfam7538 10 ай бұрын

You should play the “Escape Mode” next, you play as a prisoner and earn reputation by punching toilets and people!

@englishdragon4198 8 ай бұрын

The gigachad theme in the background when complaining about the CEO had me crying with laughter 😂

@UnitSe7en 4 ай бұрын

Regarding contraband... If your fences and walls are not protected, people on the outside will throw items over the fence for prisoners. The prisoner will actually make a phone call to an accomplice and set it up beforehand. You need a double layer boundary to prevent this with enough space between the layers.

@blacknyellow962 10 ай бұрын

Ah yes the CEO calling to inform you about prisoner reform programs... inside of a prison where people came in with minor offences and became murderers as a result of the ""bad conditions"".

@krabby4456 10 ай бұрын

love your videos, binged them all in a few days, keep up the quality work!

@thecreator3752 10 ай бұрын

Hey Guys I just got told I'm being transferred from my usual prison to a Prison ran by a Warden by the name 'Grim Kleaper' so I hope it all goes well! Wish me luck in my new prison, I heard it has really good reviews.

@salvagedude625 10 ай бұрын

Apparently this channel is just what happens to someone when they go into accounting

@flopus7 10 ай бұрын

A fellow accounting and flexible ethics enjoyer

@smiegto 8 ай бұрын

0% reoffending rate? noone has a chance to commit crimes again.

@majorcornflakes4194 6 ай бұрын

Holy moly, the algorithm actually working and bringing me to a new creator that i actually like ? MUST BE A HALLUCINATION

@owensks 10 ай бұрын

I stayed in this prison from 22-23 and I can say that it definitely reformed me I was shanked at least 5 times in the showers, shoved off the toilets by the armed guard patrols almost every day other than that this prison changed me…. But not in a good way….. I have seen things. 5/5 on yelp

@pot7981 10 ай бұрын

homeless person gets himself arrested to get a home, regrets it instantly

@walnzell9328 8 ай бұрын

9:54 There's this neat life hack called CPR. It's like real life necromancy.

@donpollo3154 10 ай бұрын

Anti-Kleaper, when are you going to have a boxing match against that imposter The Grim Kleaper?

@stevenescobar3247 10 ай бұрын

Love watching Anti-Kleaper continuously check off the list for Crimes against Humanity in every video. Just warms my heart.

@whg_brianferguson 9 ай бұрын

‘The prisoners are complaining about safety, so they decided to riot and kill seven people.’ This should be my review of this game on steam ngl

@kaigeboyett8236 10 ай бұрын

no clue why the prisoners were complaining! Very nice place

@TheCaptainSlappy 10 ай бұрын

His fatal flaw was not installing a tv in every cell with heavy parental controls. Even the capo system works pretty well when every prisoner has an impersonalized MTV & TMZ babysitter. Secondly, not installing industrial grade air conditioning for every cell that runs the temps down to about 55 degrees (which, let's face it, lots of people learned to trick out for prisoner metabolisms back in the day) is the reason for the riots. When you are edgeing hypothermia and going into a coma, you aren't rioting. When it's 110 degrees...someone is getting shanked for no reason in the chow line.

@SomeGuy-kn9yc 10 ай бұрын

I'm sure the psychology professors will love talking about this prison for years to come

@FartReverb_mp3 10 ай бұрын

Learning that kleaper almost failed ethics explains quite a lot of his videos

@horriblebeing 10 ай бұрын

I love how the first seconds in, I see a toilet being surrounded by chairs. *Perfect*

@ratman505 10 ай бұрын

Yes, people get reformed in this thing. From humanoid to a stain on the concrete

@bambusbjorn_2352 10 ай бұрын

god i love your vids so much, they always make my day! Keep on doing those nice vids pls

@antikleaper 10 ай бұрын

Thanks, floppa

@thesovietunion9542 2 ай бұрын

“hey! did you know you have rights? the constitution says!”

@ramsarconvention3380 10 ай бұрын

Man you do have a great sense of humor !!

@NoName-xv5nn 10 ай бұрын

Normally when someone wins a battle royale, they’re freed. Here, the warden’s coin pouch gets heavier

@BaronVonMott 2 ай бұрын

"So the government basically paid us $2,000 to seal Barry inside a brick wall!" 😂👏

@grilledcheeseyay 10 ай бұрын

My largest prison had 60 prisoners with twice the guards. They were all divided nicely, and riots barely formed. You get the tazer upgrade, and the game gets sandbox mode

@anzaca1 7 ай бұрын

27:43 Absolutely. Your prison is basically like being in hell. No one wants to go back there.

@Catastrophe5155 10 ай бұрын

Just like fighting fire with fire. Fighting crime with crime

@m.t.amassteamingarmy7710 10 ай бұрын

Guards be like to the new prisoners : This is the gulag, you fight to survive.

@LavaCreeperPeople 10 ай бұрын

Fighting Crime with Criminal Negligence in Prison Architect

@RoyalFusilier 28 күн бұрын

Prison Architect has taken over my brain now, in 2024, so finding your video on it was my introduction to your channel and I very much enjoyed it.

@HiveEntity001 10 ай бұрын

I did not know that Prison Architect would be more like Cage Hell.

@XAORESS 10 ай бұрын

The word "unbalanced" was created for this game

@strigon012 4 ай бұрын

Prisoner: * Wants a parole. * Kleaper: Parole machine broke.

@Cyrus_T_Laserpunch 2 ай бұрын

Prisoners get reformed in the prison because after seeing what Kleaper will do to you if you commit a crime, would you re-offend?

@yeet2803 10 ай бұрын

My man has now become my go to youtuber to watch

@gideonventura1745 10 ай бұрын

Knowing that kleaper was an accounting major explains so much

@Jikuri 6 ай бұрын

Didn't expect a Philippine prison system documentary

@them3ta975 8 ай бұрын

10:12 looks like a council meeting

@deeeeesp. 9 ай бұрын

Real prisons are mad like this. And omg put a dam light warning my eyes almost had a heart attack

@malaficus 17 күн бұрын

After going to this prison anyone would reform just to not go back there.

@esmeecampbell7396 7 ай бұрын

The panopticon toilet 😂

@CRAGONS 9 ай бұрын

7:45 "Cave Johnson here"

@8itesize Ай бұрын

6:06 i am breaking your fingies

@Username-tl6wf 10 ай бұрын

I love your channel. Always showing me those cool thoughts we all had when gaming of "what if i was just literally the worst"

@theroguenob 10 ай бұрын

I almost failed my ethics class for cyber security. I was told letting people have their privacy and violently punishing hacktivist was not a topic matching the theme of the classes final paper

@ZeroFormLak 10 ай бұрын

Rip

@TheNobleFive 10 ай бұрын

Violently punishing someone for a nonviolent crime as company policy is pretty unethical and probably illegal lol. That's what trials are for I think.

@theroguenob 10 ай бұрын

@TheNobleFive you can have due process still with an extreme sentence. Leaking millions of peoples identity or using their private info for identity theft and ruin their lives seems like a pretty horrible thing to do. I've seen people get shot stabbed and blown up and they still bounce back. I have yet to see none out of the 3 people I know personally come back from identity theft, even for one which is almost a decade later

@Oroberus 9 ай бұрын

Oh dude you really missed an opportunity their The gouvernment mandates that you feed your prisoners? The gouvernment mandates that you provide a toilet for your prisoners? Plum your toilet directly into the meal dispensing unit STONKS!

@spacedandy7555 8 ай бұрын

You, sir, are a genius and a scholar.

@Oroberus 8 ай бұрын

@@spacedandy7555 Thank you very much for your kind words, dear Sir. Unfortunately, mankind is not yet at the point to recognize true genius when it shows itself.

@alexthedemon2203 Ай бұрын

The criminal's get checked for weapons before they get processed and sent to prison 💀

@Roamingfirebat 10 ай бұрын

This made my night thank you :D

@paweysiak75 10 ай бұрын

you should start naming your pawns as your subscribers eh? (in rimworld and etc.) could be fun ,and i volunteer to be the first one!

@antikleaper 10 ай бұрын

He actually does this on streams all the time www.twitch.tv/the_grim_kleaper --DeltaKaizen

@lol-yv5gq 9 ай бұрын

12:32 John Wick CEO

@vikingsundlof9040 10 ай бұрын

0:22 Key word being: Most

@chaosinc.382 10 ай бұрын

Geez, and I thought Rim world had a morally dubious prisoner system. Then Kleaper decides to show me that prison barracks arent as barbaric as I previously believed.

@legalillegaldoc3427 8 ай бұрын

Dormitories won't give you extra cap past a certain point, alot of those beds were useless, which means you can write them off as losses on your tax return

@hellsfireydeath 10 ай бұрын

epitome is ep-it-oh-mee

@PiepProductions 4 ай бұрын

I once tried to do this, but with a land mine mod. I put like 20 land mines directly on the only exit so that the prisoners wouldn't be able to escape. Except it started a fire and I had almost 800 prisoners die in a single day.

@mueezadam8438 6 ай бұрын

5:11 - 5:14 I was not prepared for that 😭

@evanmurphy118 10 ай бұрын

I guess it is a prison if they cant escape THEMSELVES.

@RandooGaming 9 ай бұрын

-What did you do?!!! -Uh where is the hatvest organs button?? -ITS PRISON ARCHITECT NOT RIMWORLD -ohhhh

@IronClique Ай бұрын

I think a warehouse for the prisoners is an efficient use of space.

@matohunter3564 10 ай бұрын

This makes Arkham asylum look like a kindergarten

@jakeking974 10 ай бұрын

It's been a hot minute since I watched someone "Cask of Amontillado" someone else into the very brickwork of a building. Which, considering what even base RimWorld allows these days, is actually surprising because it's actually usually worse.

@spacedandy7555 8 ай бұрын

Ahhh, a fellow man of culture, I see. Well, thanks for the gold, kind stranger.

@Palnai 9 ай бұрын

23:52 Guard was "on break", from physical reality.

@RinAldrin 3 ай бұрын

Ah Prison Architect. A game where you can focus on building a lovely prison which focuses on rehabilitating people and rewarding them for good behavior with nicer cells, or build a gulag. Why is it that the simpler the graphics the more likely the game is to allow for human rights violations?

@fish2750 10 ай бұрын

Pov: Rimworld player plays Prison Architect

@aceking9410 10 ай бұрын

I have been introduced to what is known as "barely passing inspections" and "minimal requirement's by law"

@Vindictator1972 8 ай бұрын

I don't know if the feature is still in the game, but once upon a time ago, you didn't need any guards except for contracts, because any guard that comes into the prison off the busses, and is left alone, will just, sit there, they wont have any mood changes (I mean, Mood wasn't really a thing back then) and they cant even get out of the handcuffs they came in on, I used to just get a heap of Prisoners just sitting out the front in dropoff while I built my prison to house them all and I would just have all the money because I wasn't wasting it on guards and they kept giving me more money.

@takota6316 10 ай бұрын

I love how something that happened in the beginning led to a mass exodus

@the_spicesea_admiral 10 ай бұрын

'Intresting option's' (50cal machine gun being loaded in background)

@kamikaze4172 10 ай бұрын

The Anti-Kleaper: committing as many crimes against Humanity as the regular Grim Kleaper

@CallMeFrosty1 10 ай бұрын

I absolutely love all your videos keep up the work

@austinclements8010 10 ай бұрын

cant rebel against the prison if there isn't any staff 😎 *cue gigachad music*

@SSA-qb6pb 10 ай бұрын

1. Bulid helipads so prisoners can arrive fast 2. Accept few hundreds prisoners at DAWN 3. Don't uncuff them and they will all fade away from starvation in one day no criminal negligence🎉