To make absolutely clear, if people are wondering: this is an old video, produced before Jill's harmful opinions were known. I strongly oppose the opinions that Jill stated in that post back in 2017, and have tried to distance and disassociate from her since. This is one of several crossovers I have made with people have since otherwise severed ties with.

"I hear you're on Channel Awesome now." And now neither of them are.

"whatever issues you have are yours and yours alone" i loved that line, and your face

If they just imbraced how little Kutcher suited his role, this could have been hilarious. But then he helped produce the movie just to look cool, so that was not going to happen.

I HATE HATE HATE the whole 'problem arises because characters don't tell each other the truth' It is bar none the laziest and cheapest way to create artificial conflict in a movie.

I looked on IMDB and found something I found hilarious in the trivia section... "While the picture had no shortage of action and suspense, director Robert Luketic believed the appeal of the film, and the lion's share of the comedy, lied in the thorny issue facing the couple. He said: "It's this great comedic situation where Jen is saying, 'You've got a lot of explaining to do' while they're running for their lives. And while they're on this adventure, the audience is wondering, 'Is this relationship going to last? Can it withstand the lie?'." There are plenty of gems there. Man this movie is terrible.

If they had started the movie when the neighbors went insane this would of made a great purge movie.

I think this movie needed to be more over top, like the naked gun movies, in order to make the violence mix better with the relationship jokes. And it needed a new cast. And it needed actual jokes. ...........In fact, it just needed to be a different movie.

1:05 The guy who directed Legally Blonde also directed a really underrated rom-com parody called Win a Date With Tad Hamilton. Which makes the fact that he directed the Ugly Truth even more insulting. Also, The Ugly Truth is one of my favorite BMB reviews.

Watching this reminded me of a very important thing... I miss Welshy :(

Tom Selleck would have been far more convincing as the lead!

Damn it Matthew... I sincerely believed my Skype was ringing there. Great to see a BMB that isn't already on You Tube.

Mr. and Mrs. Smith actually made this concept work!

Before I finish this review, I'm going to predict Tom Selleck is the one that put out the 20mil$ bounty on Ashton. Call it a hunch since they never address the supposed cheating.

Who should we get to play our suave secret agent character? Oh, I know! How about the guy who played an obnoxious animated deer in the first Sony Pictures film ever made, a stoner who spent an entire movie looking for his car, one of the most famous idiots in television, and picked up Charlie Sheen's scraps in Two and a half Men? Brilliant!

Couldn't imagine Heigl and Kucher making a project like Mr and Mrs Smith? Anyone surprised it died? This was a great review, Yes no snarky reviews like British ones.

I love watching these two being adorably british-y-European.

I always see the movie in the discount bin every walmart and best buy I have ever been in, in fact I don't remember a time I haven't seen it in the discount bin.

I've never even seen the movie. I knew Tom Selleck was the killer when the review began and I saw it was...Tom Selleck. They could have had Sean Bean and Billy Zane as an adorable gay couple and it wouldn't have been less subtle.

his abs and her blond hair have perfect chemistry on screen

after the line "after the review" i was expecting something like a hug

Rob Riggle is a retired Marine, so he actually has fighting and weapons training

I like Ursa. She's awesome!

Dude, Rob Riggle is a former marine. You mean to tell me he doesn’t have weapons training.

My parents liked this movie... and it was on that day I realized I would have to fend for myself in the cinematic wasteland.

I had a classmate who likes Killers... I found that quite surprising.

Still love the lampshading on the First Welshy's regeneration

If Ashton Kutcher wanted to appear cool and show off his abs, he should have just played Spider-Man.

Ashton Kutcher as a spy? Yeah right.

So, True Lies, but bad?

It might be less ‘glamorous’ but imagine if Ashton wasn’t a spy but instead a try-hard independent assassin? He just decided one day to kill people for money: wasn’t good at it or even cared about killing ‘bad’ people? Might actually make for a morally ambiguous character which could IMPROVE over the course of the film?

Regarding the elevator scene, someone who has the French vocabulary of Kutcher's character, cannot have that atrocious of a pronunciation. A clear indication of how little time and care went into it.

32:35 Considering the fact that he got Rap Critic to review Big Mommas: Like Father Like Son, and Todd in the Shadows to review Sunday School Musical and AATC: The Squeakwal, you got off easy, Urma.

If anyone's interested in watching a decent film about finding out your partner is a hitman, try Grosse Pointe Blank starring John Cussack.

This movie contains one of my most hated tropes in all of cinema, a bit that absolutely kills any movie for me instantly. It's when two characters are pointing guns at each other. Nobody in the real world would ever do this. Ever. They treat it like it's some kind of stand-off, as if holding a gun on someone who also has a gun will somehow prevent them from shooting. It doesn't work like that. It encourages them to shoot, because when two people point guns at each other, the one who lives is the one who shoots first. The rest of the movie sucks too.

she is a redhead... she could sternly reprimand me all night long, especially if a natural redhead.

Ursa is freaking awesome!

1:35 anyone else see that creepy Welshy face right behind Mathew?? That scared the shit out of me lol

Katherine Heigel is The Worst, and she probably wonders why she isn’t cast in anything anymore

Aaah, the good old theme. Thanks Mat.

Dang it Catherine O'Hara needs to stop showing up in these stupid romcoms. I especially hate that she was in The Right Kind of Wrong, my personal pick for the worst romantic comedy ever made. Granted her role was small in that, but she was still the only actor I recognized and that's just sad. And that movie came out three years after this one.

10:37 and THIS is when someone should’ve stepped up and said that this wasn’t gonna work

id love a romantic comedy where the couple literally snipes at eachother ^^

Love me some Film Brain goodness.

Rob Rigel was a Marine. He's had some training.

Formulaic, check. Two leads with utterly no chemistry, check. And a Razzie for Ashton Kutcher. This was bad even for a romantic comedy. How bad? Really bad.

loved this episode even if it did remind me of the fact that I miss welshy

Die Hard? Did you mean True Lies because the relationship angle got tired before the 3rd act and was used to make drama fodder for 2 of the 3 sequels.

Between Ursa and Sarah Bolger, I think I might have a thing for Irish ladies.

Also Rob Riggle does have combat training as he was an ex marine

I love her hair and glasses. She's really pretty. I need to see what else she's done. Can someone post a link to her channel?

Like most spy movies, nothing in KILLERS is what it's supposed to be. The audience is supposed to eagerly wait for a woman Jen to find out that her husband Spence used to be a lethal spy... but instead, I was eagerly waiting for something funny to happen. Also, we're supposed to be seeing a great love (the kind that would make him leave his career for her), but Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl have no chemistry. I don't know if I should blame the script, the directing or Kutcher himself, but Spence is a contradictory character. In some scenes, he's very serious; in others, he talks like... well, every goofy character Kutcher has played. Either way, Kutcher bores when he's playing the cold assassin. Heigl's performance ranges from bland (during emotional scenes) to annoying. Tom Selleck isn’t even trying. It's revealed that Jen's dad hired the killers to protect her. So it was all a misunderstanding? A bunch of (probably good) people died for no reason?! You call that a happy ending?! 1/10

Martin mull nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you were colonel mustard!

I wonder what the linkara welcome was?

I enjoyed this Review!

There is a great movie with a similar plot. It’s called Mr. Right with Sam Rockwell and Ana Kendrick.

Matthew- I don't understand. For years so many people had copy after copy of your vids on KZfaq and now you upload your stuff here. Why didn't you stop people from taking your work? You are so great, you should have so many subscribers...

I have a pocket knife that size. My Father has one that size. Our insurance guy has one that size. It's super handy. I keep an extra one in my car in case I ever break down in the middle of nowhere and I need to build a fire or make a shelter.

Ursa is so hot. :O I might have died.

22:01 Would've been a good place to reference the "36" gag from Clerks

Timestamp 7:24 that's funny Timestamp 9:56 and exactly what is a spy supposed to look like and if a spy actually looked like a spy wouldn't that defeat the whole purpose? Timestamp 12:55 couldn't find a bigger knife Astin? You sure you didn't have a samurai or Barbarian sword somewhere in that suit? timestamp 13:35 on your first date this is what you say you kill people, what the f*** though I guess to be fear if there's one time you say it it's when the person is drunk out of their mind. Timestamp 14:25 😆 Timestamp 27:48 jill is so funny😆😃💖

What's with the Lloyd Grossman impression?

0:08 Not for long, she ain't.

Film Brain, just one dumb question: Is there any chance that your _Die_ _Hard_ _5_ review may get uploaded on KZfaq? Of course I can watch it on DailyMotion, but my comp always ends up running a bit slow when on that site.

She had more chemistry with Gerrard DePardo

Aw well, I’ll still try to enjoy this crossover despite everything 😅 7.9.22 Liked in 2018

I thought this was about the japanese (or Asian don't know what country) movie Killers which was pretty good I was gonna get on your case brother ...yeah this one was awful

ironic you talk about the joke about her father being a perv....ever seen another film of hers called my father the hero?

31:45 What language is that?

I rather watch Monster in Law (which is directed by the one who directed Killers) instead and at least Jane Fonda and/or Wanda Sykes got me laughing many times before ❤❤

hope to see your new videos fb

Hey filmbrain didn't you have more subscribers a couple of years ago?

Does ursa have a channel you do a good Combo

Film Brain and Ursa should get together. Am I the only one who thinks that?

Tell me if you picture faye valentine and spike spiegel doing and saying all this

It would of worked if the movie was aware Ashton Kutcher couldn't pull it off as a spy like when he told her she was like HAHAHA that's funny, you a spy.

Is that my Viking queen katheryn winnick

“I would have to give you a stern reprimand” God damn. Can all women from the UK make punishment sound sexy?

I miss Welshy.

Ashton does have range have u not seen The Butterfly Effect but he is his best as Kelso in That 70s Show.

This movie is so bad it gets me into a bit of a Hot Fuss.... if you get that reference I love you

"The discs"? They're called clay pigeons

Oh god, Skype noises.

It was entertaining. I liked not knowing who was gonna try attacking next but it wasn't very good

I wish I could find a nerdy woman like her...Sigh.

Ursa is fucking hot!

You two would make an amazing couple

Hate to admit it but I think the chemistry and knife scene are almost anime levels of cute from a anime. I almost think it's a stealth reboot of cowboy bebop

Speaking of whining… "This is supposed to be a comedy; why is this fight serious?" "Forty-five minutes into the movie and finally the plot starts." As if a movie can't switch tones. There are some serious moments in Our Man in Havana; that doesn't mean the parts with Ernie Kovacs or the scene with the attempted food poisoning aren't funny. This movie almost looks worth checking out

After learning about Lionsgate's history, Twilight and Hunger Games were definitely the saving graces for the company. They provided 7 years of financial success that many companies dream of.

that movie was so terrible

this movie is even worse than ashton kutcher's "french"

This movie..........fuckin FAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

I remember take a girl on a date to see this.... what a grave error that was

Also, I don't think this is supposed to be a comedy as much as it's an rom thriller with comedic elements. Maybe. I still like it, though.

Ever seen the Legally Blonde sequels? Are they worth it? I liked Killers. Especially at the midpoint, when that nerdy neighbor goes around with the automatic weapon trying to kill Kutcher.

My Mum likes this stupid film

so, Ursa, are you planning to or did you see Beauty and the Beast, and paying homage to Belle and Emma Watson the patron saint of feminism!

I've never seen or heard of this bizarre red head with the world's most lesbian hair style. isn't Ursa a bear?

I actually like this movie, nothing serious but fun to watch