Consider my fries moist and bland.

awesome job!

Great job

You'll be fine as long as you keep blaming Snow for everything.

You did an amazing job as Lightning!

He really does sound like him.

Sounded very professional at first. But the illusion falls apart when snow started saying nonsensical lines. Haha.

@@anuarbinSo in other words, he sounded exactly like Snow in FFXIII.

STEELGUARD

I was actually expecting to see Troy Baker in these credits 🤯

...... pervert

@@Vriel659 snow let hope's mom fall to her death by accident?

@@Vriel659 Yeah it was perfect because Hope really blamed Snow for an accidental death. Hope really did act like Snow raped and killed his mom. Lol

Also death of hope, good show

Was that music from SMB2?

until you get to gran pulse and use it solely to find where the stone marks are

@@NovaTheVERmin oh god yeah lmao

Well, some guys can lose themselves in the game too XD

@@groudonvert7286believe it or not I frequently found myself getting turned around whenever i took one of the forks to grab a chest. Then again my sense of direction is so bad i can get turned around while looking at a map and flying in ff14 so i’m sorta on exception

Tbf Final Fantasy 10 was also incredibly linear it just played it off much better while 12 was almost too open world for the time

It's a thing in Persona 3 too

@@faburos9012 Persona 5 too :v

Kh too you'd think that Donald being a mage could revive or heal when you actually need him to...

@@nyuuell P4 and Nocturne.

IKR ? Like how does that make sense ? I can literally bring the group leader back to life and keep fighting. They didn’t pull this sort of BS in FF3

SwagLordoWo thanks for doing a great job!

@@samirjohnson4524 Thank you for the support!!

You sounded exactly like a lesbian. Great job

Luciano Pereira Lmaoo, thank you!

If Fang is Australian, which is also Fang the Sniper (Sonic), XIII Fang really is a lesbian sniper, If ya know what I mean...😏

I don't know why she does that.

@@seijin4426 fanservice???

Lol

Nice reference to the Simpsons

RABtoons why isn't lightning punching snow

Good suggestion Homer.

To be honest that is an perfect describtion of FFVII and Cloud. So they would probably be sued once again.

I feel retarded for not getting it...

@@setounet77 I still haven't gotten it

Going commando sometimes can refer to not having underwear on

stardragon01 commando is one of her better paradigms she has but the joke is that she literally goes commando (nude) when she does the paradigm shift

@@stardragon01 Given her short skirt.... Thing, that is probable.

What does "getting myself off" means ? I'm not a native english speaker and i'm having trouble finding the meaning of it

@@Radical_Dreamers Oof

@@Radical_Dreamers i bet is another way of saying master beating

I felt that.

@@CyborgAkuma20022 you good bro

Reality-she got F@$!# metaphorically Hopes eyes-she got Fucked literally,then thrown into the abyss and shot at.

I actually had to pause for like a minute because of that

I was watching this at work and I just snorted out laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂

Heheheheh...nailed.

Lmfaaaaoooooooo!!!

Squall: "Well, at least it got better..." *Final Fantasy: All the Bravest releases* Squall: "Fuck."

13 crews of darkness?

His game is actually worse but not worse than ffii. I don’t think any of them are bad as I enjoyed all of them but those two were the ones that I found to be the most poorly done. FFIIs leveling system was the fucking worst. I absolutely hated needing to level up spells I mean for fucks sake when I buy a 50000 Gil spell I want it to do more than 500 damage on my maxed out character.

@@petercampi2840 mobile do not count but ya

Lightning Returns: "I don't think so, homeboi."

No way! Lol

Intentional

I love that mobile Dissidia game. Best mobile game ever.

Well, ain't that ironic. Alos who voices him here? It sounds like punk duck, but I can't tell.

I think you're referring to a different one

I'm actually curious how many Cease and Desist or Copyright strikes they got for all these parodies..

Stop this KZfaq comment right there! Telling people that what they're doing has been done by The Simpsons has been done by South Park. I am hereby serving you with a subpoena.

Stop right there! This comment is unoriginal and property of Rabtoons! we will take this to court yet again!

@@chesterlockett4002 in the vein of my comment this doesn't make sense. Therefore, it will be thrown out before it hits the courts.

@@Snook1985 I'm taking this to court because why the fuck not?!

That was my first thought when I saw him lol

You da one!

In other words, every character.

Let’s do get help

i rather think it would be LIGHTNING PUNCH ! And Captain falcon would call this lawyer. xD

Technically dissidia exist and its a final fantasy fighting game and snow dosent exist till NT and he's only a DLC

*One Winged Angel plays in the background.*

Actually Exdeath's goal made sense...it's just that he bit on far more than he could chew...

Problem is, Barthandelus by himself makes sense as he could not destroy humanity directly and I think each character if you were to isolate them do make sense but their interaction with the story and each other was what was iffy. At no point was it hinted that Barthandelus was Orphan and Ragnorak was ????. Also the Coccoon Falcie basically did jack and added no input/thought to Bart's plan too compared to the Pulce Falcie

no barthandelus was veryy good written villain

VOID, VOID, VOID, VOID, VOID!

black chase67 In my opinion I think Barthandelus wasn't an well written final fantasy villain I like the villains from ff x and ffx and ff7 and also ff12 and ff15 and ff9. I also love ff 14. But I do admit that I prefer ff13 over mahou shojo site. I really hate the mahou shojo site anime/manga series. I hate all of the characters in mahou shojo site. At least I like some of the characters in ff13. While I hate all of the characters in mahou shojo site.

Let's pretend lol

if coccon falls millions would die the gate would open and pulse and lindsei would be summoned to kill her with the help of ragnarock

@@blackchase6732 Because Bhunivelze is a massive dick. He killed his mother, then he spiritually castrated his daughter, all to get even more power, which he was then unable to wield because he can't create Chaos and soul stuff, which pisses him off even more, so he decides to kill everybody. Even his favourites Pulse and Lindzei were dicks who created Fal-Cie and imbued them with purposes they can't defy. Barthendalus did all that manipulation precisely because he was unable to off himself as a result of his focus demanding that he be Cocoon's administrator, so he needed somebody else to kill him in order to awaken Orphan (who itself was stuck in a semi-dead sleep state until that point because its purpose was to sleep and act as Cocoon's power source). Etro was the only decent god amongst the pantheon in the XIII games (Bhunivelze's mother is proper dead after passing on the role overseeing Chaos to her) and she constantly fucks up every time she tries to help.

15 supposed to connect same mythology as 13 amd etro to

@@Japaneseanimeguy but, etro in the end won. Thanks to her interfering, the timeline wot fucked up. If she didn't created the paradox, lightning would never became a god-like character. Light wouldn't have sent Noel with Serah, they wouldn't have defeated Caius, bringing chaos to the world, creating Nova Chrystallia, and, finally, killing Bhunivelze. Etro loved humanity, as humans are born from etro as seen in the dead dunes. To her, letting humans be free is a win situation.

Lightning was always my leader because she's well-rounded and I never leave healing to an AI. Been killed off too many times waiting for that damn heal to come. But Fang replaced Snow as my tank character with toggling between Vanille or Sazh as my third person, depending on the battle.

I swap between Lightning and Fang a lot.. One awesomely insane thing about Lightning is her Axis blades that charge ATB on hit.. Couple that with her as a commando which has a passive that fills ATB when attacking an enemy with status ailments this all stacks and your ATB is off the charts.. Ontop of that you can use her army of one and swap between ravager and commando and drive the chain guage while also filling ATB. "I AIN'T NO ONES SLAVE!!"

That's only emdgame though, when you get all their special attacks. Otherwise Lightning was always my leader, with Fang and either Vanille or Hope as 3rd

Me who made hope the party leader: huh... So I've been playing this game wrong for a long time?

@@wetstinkysocks490 it doesn't matter who party leader is... as long as you have Fang in your party, you're fine

Just throwing this out here but I think she was wearing a dildo during and never once took it off.

i thought they will put that gameover joke on the final boss since it can cast instant death to the party leader

Whoever did her voice did a great job!

The Vanille parts were gold......lol.

Still used her as a leader with Fang and Hope .

She's by far the highest damaging commando tho, which is likely the class you want as the leader. The optimal team was Lightning, Hope and Vanille.

@@fearedjames Is the damage output of a commando at all affected by whether they are the party leader? I used Fang, Lightning, and Hope and made Fang the leader because she was the least likely to drop to 0 HP

@@Colgruv it's more the fact that the AI follows a strict script and does actions in blocks and pairs. You can optimize more with manual input.Sometimes the AI will not use the full ATB bar because the actions are queued in a specific way.(and you can see the inefficiencies if you do autobattle as a synergist or Sabo teur) There's also each characters ultimate and atb refresh/cancels.

I prefer Lightning for 3 reasons: 1. Her stats are the most balanced; there are at least 2 people better then her at everything, but they lag behind her at something else. 2. Her primary jobs are the most effective in any situation; commando, ravenger, healer beats out any other character. 3. She can get a weapon that can increase her ATB speed by like 50 percent, early on.

you bs whiny bitchy little girls

Bamethyst 38, yeah, just by seeing this picture, I get that Lightning is having a bad idea.

@@MedusaLegend Based on the original comment in this thread, I thought Snow drugged her.

@@mattwo7 Well he did brutally rape and kill Nora in Hope's mind, so it is possible

Yes.

She does smile just not much

Also welcome to the Hanging EDGE was a nice subtle joke

I implore you to find a FF13 fan, I am a hardcore ff fanatic and even I see ff13 as a horrendous hole in an otherwise perfect franchise. And I loved ff8

@@Rage-Baby Hi there

@@divinesaber3485 hello there, you the ff13 fan?

@@Rage-Baby yup, it's in my top 5 Final Fantasy games

I think 13 gets more shit on than it deserves, (I don't take FF11 or 14 into consideration because their mmo's) 13 has the loudest, toxic minority-fanbase of all ff-titles. It's not a bad game, I had fun while playing it, but imo it was overhyped and also was followed by the disaster that was 14 1.0 and is often critiqued as the point where the franchise started to become kinda stale. I think it's a good game with some major flaws (the character-development with the crystal-system is a good example because unlike a normal rpg you can't grind to get an advantage for the majority of the game) but not a good Final Fantasy-game. Although I also think that we didn't get a good FF-game after 9, so take my opinion with a grain of salt. Also it's totally fine to have different opinions^^

@@zirilan3398 I agree wholeheartedly I'm a member of the smash bros and kpop community so I know what you mean!

This was actually the first FF game I really enjoyed! I tried 7, 8, 9, 10 and 4 before and none of them really did it for me. Because of it's linear storytelling and the great combat I really felt immersed and loved the characters and their stories.

I loved the 13 trilogy...to bad it got more shit than it deserved

I grew to love FFXIII-2 the more I played it. But this one I can just sort of put up with. That's not to say that I don't play it occasionally. Because I do.

he is a well written villain

None of the characters are well written, even in the sequels for the 13 trilogy. (A plank of wood would be more well-written than them)

Yeah, I was pretty disappointed with how fast they killed off Jihl

@@VileGlory It feels like they wanted Rosch and Jihl to be the next Turks, but the story was so poorly written they couldn't do anything!

well she only got stuck in a relm with no time for 500 years fought a war for 500 years protected the world became its saviour and killed the asshole himself

the only asshole is lightning lol

@@blackchase6732 Bhunivelze: tries to keep creation from falling apart, tries to create a new world once the old one is destroyed, tries to create a paradise where the human race can live in peace and happiness, and only changes his plans once Lightning screws up the original ones. yes, he is TOTALLY an asshole.

@@christopherbravo1813 yep he killed his mom and took her power to have control over the physical world he threw etro just cause he accidentlly made her closer to his mom he tortured hope for 168 years and destroyed his heart when hope was a bout to create a cure for chaos to save humanity he used him like a tool and then killed him he was tricking lightning into bringing him the humans souls so they can all be under his control he was gonna doom her and turn her into the new etro he made pulse and lindsei do his work for thousands of years while he just slept and do you know the big reward he gave them he turned them into weapons yeah not an asshole

@@blackchase6732 dude, I never said he was perfect. in the end, it's a question of whether the ends justify the means. personally I feel bad for Bhunivelze and feel like he didn't deserve to be rejected and cast down by the beings he was trying to lead into paradise.

If only Akademia could fly...

And riping off the l'cie lul

@@nicogalax I think it's the same universe. At least that's how it was originally intended. I could be wrong.

@@blackjaguar324 nono u are right :P

Fo' Real Tho' 😂

Lightning does not smile.

I am scared lightining smiling is not natural. And every time it happens a puppy is kicked

Lightling is there to ruin french fries not save them

@@chesterlockett4002 fuck! My French fries!

I feel like she and snow should switch places since shes the one who always looks annoyed lol

Staying the F@$% away from ANYTHING involving a Disney lawsuit

James W FFXII was only released one time outside of Japan before The Zodiac Age, and that was in 2006. Disney didn’t own Star Wars yet.

Probably doing a bad lawyer work in The Simpsons.

AND HOW COME WE NEVER PLAY NIGHTCRAWLERS ANYMORE, FRANK?

At this rate, everything ever has "ripped off" Star Wars.

I'll have what she's having

I'll just have Vanille.

😂

Oh. You like your coffee black do you? Black like your heart!?

@@Bustaperizm Actually I do love black coffee. It's a favorite of mine, but I will switch it up occasionally. Don't want to get bored with the thing that powers my soul and heart.

So there was a ff7 , ff3 and ff12 reference. What was the other reference?

@@sekomanematjila1910 there was a Kefka reference

@@sekomanematjila1910 a ffiv reference as well with "hanging edge"

Jeffery Davis exuse me

You mean his boss-theme, not him

Victor Vaz his theme made me laugh. It’s so fking dramatic.

What Barthandelus was an amazing villain probably better written than say ahem MR TREE

@ I was gonna say the exact thing, but you said it before

Stupid in a Vaan way

Is snow stupid

haha I totally missed it!

@@Dipperdog_RPGirl Yup,they had Cloud's fapping face and,idk where in the video Cecil's face came from,but yeah,the order they showed up in was Snow,then Hope,then Cloud,then Cecil(and Cecil was upside down,too!)

@Player 1905 ohhhh,I'll have to rewatch it to catch that

@Player 1905 ok,I'll look at it later

Not just this time, they also traversed space itself. (Possibly used a Gate or something)

Her moan when her summon used it's ultimate move

Especially vanille and snow!!

Ara Ara~~ Hope

At the end of lightning returns she basically does.

Vanille was the one molesting him like crazy. It was actually scary.

What is /SS/?

@@vallour2382 you must be new to the internet

Omg 😂😂😂😂 Snow is such a douchebag haha

Does Vanille orgasm after taking 6 steps in any direction?

@@pattonramming1988 no she just has joyful squeeks they just made it seem worse than it actually was.

Why point out an over played meme when there is so much other kek worthy shite going on?

yep, the feeling is annoyance.

Wray Day no she has more in the game much more

she does...just need to play 3 game to see that XD

@@one909 Lightning: "I act like I have no emotions but I emote more here than previous games"😂😂

@@teriosshadow17 lightning dosnt show her emotions to people

@@blackchase6732 "I dont feel anything, no pain, no fear nor brave." Next scene "I want to save you!"

Honestly, that song is one of the few reasons I like this game

sometime enemy decide to be a jerk and launch group attack on the leader, does not matter you put highest hp dude as leader snow or fang, you will die. or you to slow to paradigm shift into sentinel. from the parody, it was sazh lightning and hope, no sentinel. yep you are fucked. my first time ever fight in gran pulse, i had lightning hope and fang. rav rav com for fast kill. i engaged with the 10 slug weed monsters. they all jump on lightning, first fight first wipe in gran pulse. so i change into com,rav,sen as starter paradigm, i never wipe out again. and yes, lightning's blitz is strong, when you use blitz or ruinga as leader, hope will use biggest aoe available ai is freaking fantastic.

what they saught was to summon their maker the original falcie pulse so he can enter the unseen relm and kill his sister the falcie etro and to be exact kill bheniass s mother meuyn whose already dead and they dont know

They need to not make their games so fucking wordy... It makes the very premise difficult to understand ... Sadly I don't think we will see a good mainline ff game for years to come

@@morriganrenfield8240 Indeed we won't. Game companies don't make games anymore. They make money. Their creativity is bankrupt, their bank account isn't.

@@morriganrenfield8240 calm down

@@claude-alexandretrudeau1830 I disagree immensely. There are lots of amazing games still being developed. Hell a lot of them either directly by or published by square enix! (Nier automata, just finished it the other day, 10/10 game easy). We just have to call out the shit for what it is. Video games are a bit more difficult to satisfy a customer base than other entertainment sources due to everyone's potential different experience with them. There are definitely some being phoned in...but ff13 was not phoned in, they clearly put a lot of work in but in all the wrong places...

beside 8 has more exploration and the best airship ever

But Tetra Master was in 9, silly.

8 sucks wtf

At least 8 isn't 13.

The story is good, the gameplay sucks ass with alot of stupid convoluted gimmicks that got too frustrating for me to deal with.

Terrible characters, bad story, constant hallways, leader dying = Game Over... You seeing it now?

@@mariogirl8100you never even played the game…

Because it's the worst post 10 final fantasy game, the video points out a lot of its annoying flaws

@@Mk-it6cr no one should have to go to a separate source to understand the main story, lore yes that ok but the main plot points that's no good, 15 did the same thing but worse separating plot points that are actually important to the story behind 4 dlcs ,a movie and mini series all of which have to be bought separately unless you bought the ultimate edition but before that was a thing you had to buy the missing piece and thatz just bad game design, the fact is if your hiding main plot points and neccessary information behind optional text walls in a story driven game then you clearly think your "story is worth halting gameplay just to read a damn glossary (also you've just been regurgitating the same lame excuses of the galary answering the story so don't go calling people out on ther criticism)

Hate is a stupid word for it. Dislike fits better. And i can tell you a lot of reasons.

Replaying 10 atm and its pretty much the same tbh. But its loved for some reason

loafhero no its notbits bitchy fans being bitchy wanting info to be spoon fed to them

Yes.

"Hold up, stop right there!" RAB: "Wait, what?" "The corporate lawyer from the Simpsons is now a Disney copyright." RAB: "Hm... Hey Seymour!" *Seymour Guado appears, then punches the lawyer, knocking him the f@ck out* Seymour: "Copyright expired."

Sick burn!

Which is extra hilarious because - at the time - Square was trying to make Final Fantasy more appealing to Americans... ... ... So, apparently, these are the Americans they wanted to appeal to??????

what? how could forgot about FFXIII? the entire story is amazing. especially the relation between Vanille & Fang

... who's that again? loll

Been looking for you, Nabaat!

I thought they were going to show her & the lawyer was going to send her to court for looking like a genderbent Sephiroth 😂

@@Celestial7Heavens I 💀💀

Don't know that.

He is tho.

Nah Sazh is great

I really wish the developers didn't use Sahz for comedy so much given he has one of the most tragic stories of the cast and yet hes the least fleshed out given he's a single dad trying to raise his son with a pet chocobo living in his afro.

Sazh is great, but Imma have to disagree with you there buddy, Hope is the best boi

decusq Ikr?

If you're talking about AC Cloud then yeah. If you're talking about FF7 Cloud then no.

We didn't but the guy who did the voice disappeared and I never heard from him again so it could very well be lmao

@@RABtoons the world may never know lol

darksylinc 15:06 is so accurate in every way, shape, and form.

I was expecting them to take the angle of Lightning shooting the thing down with her gunblade (because that’s a thing you can do in that fight). I’m a touch disappointed with the way it went.

you onlly forget they are super humans with magic

Oh look, I found one of the... 10 fans of the trilogy!

@@mariogirl8100I don’t know what people like you get out of shitting on a game that honestly wasn’t bad than people make it out to be…and it was widely received outside of the US so…

Cancelled?

F

That was me lol

Orphan, the final boss who can only be feared because of a time limit, other than that...

first hard boss? if you poison him it's actually hilarious how quickly and easily he dies

@@Basch152 thanks for the tip . Pretty much every storyline boss in this game can be made easier with poison since it acts like the sap state from final fantasy 12 . However , I was talking hard boss in a relative comparison

Barthandelus is how it's spelled if anyone was curious lol

Barthandelus is how it's spelled if anyone was curious lol

Very interesting... didn't think of that!

RABtoons Yep, that's the plot of the story: The main God created these lesser Gods, but the lesser Gods miss their daddy; and they think they can summon him if they kill a lot of people at once. These lesser Gods can't harm humanity nor Cocoon, but they found a loophole by forcing certain humans to do it for them. Extremely poorly explained by the game though. It gets worse because the game explains that these lesser gods are divided in two factions (Cocoon vs Pulse), when actually they're conspiring towards the same goal (kill most of humanity). At least the sequels got rid of most of that nonsense.

you got it right there. for something that required 3 skill points the Eidolon is very underwhelming. But very useful to instant break long guis.

One of the 10 fans of the trilogy?

@@mariogirl8100one of the douchebags that can’t look past their own lives…

When did they go e credit.

It's worse.

Same here.

She was wooooooooooorse

You on edibles? She was the worst ever... she's the brie Larson of final fantasy

Way to lose it in the back half.

I’d give her a fourth place medal. Behind Cecil, Terra, Cloud.