I just discovered Jeff Allen...I couldn't be more happy.❤
@tabethahowell58595 жыл бұрын
Right!
@elenachiritescu26815 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@ant.d5315 жыл бұрын
Me too. No pun intended.
@equisader5 жыл бұрын
Like a breath of fresh air. My face is aching. Not one dud video.
@eddieandkrystyna5 жыл бұрын
I just found him and he is hilarious so happy I came across him on KZfaq
@kipthecourtjester5 жыл бұрын
Dreams will be the engine that drives you thru this life. Prayers will be the fuel that drives those dreams. And if you stop dreaming and praying, you will dry up, bitter up, and you will die long before your heart stops beating. So dream, my friends...and keep praying. Brilliant. Love this guy. Love love love his comedy!!!
@irmalindadesiderio60185 жыл бұрын
This segment was like he was describing me. I died about 8 years ago when I became a caregiver. 😂😂😂😂😂
@sherzaiasim5 жыл бұрын
Wonderfully said
@TraitorFelon.14.35 жыл бұрын
Prayers don’t work. God has promised not to interfere after the last time he committed mass murder.
@79Budrow5 жыл бұрын
Covfefe Dk you’re an idiot
@neurodivtries41015 жыл бұрын
@@TraitorFelon.14.3 Wonderfully said.
@clarissagafoor52225 жыл бұрын
Just 'found' this guy...and now can't get enough!!! 😂
@ceesquared48613 жыл бұрын
Me too loving him too much
@deltaromeoonefive81405 жыл бұрын
Dream is the engine that will power you through this life, Prayer is the fuel to those dreams. 🔥♥️🔥♥️🔥♥️
@molonlabe26455 жыл бұрын
I had to go back and re-listen to it. Good quote! I’m almost 35 and my wife and I are trying to start a business because I’m getting tired of the politics associated with teaching at a public school, but since our product is food-based, there is a lot of red tape to cut through to even get our product made. We have an 11 month old and just found out another one on the way. We have a similar quote in our room that reads: “If your dreams don’t scare you, they’re not big enough”. Thanks for posting his quote and have a great day!
@johanweakley26584 жыл бұрын
"You're gonna die long before your heart ever stops beating"..... so well stated. Jeff's performances always have some life truths mixed in with humor. Fantastic stuff.
@catherinebenton36375 жыл бұрын
We moved to Ga and we live in a smaller town. The day we moved in our neighbor came over and said, if you have any critters like snakes or anything let me know I will shoot them for you. This was 5 minutes of us pulling in, after he left I looked at my husband and said. Did you hear the dueling banjos. That neighbor ended up being the best neighbor though. He passed away 2 years ago. We keep an eye on his widow to make sure she doesnt need anything. Small towns are great.
@kubel835 жыл бұрын
Catherine Benton Thank you for being great and nice people. And yes small towns are wonderful. People stick together and help each other. I would never survive living in a big city. It would stress me out. People are like zombies there... love the small towns and the fresh air. Much love and respect ☺️👍🇩🇰
@bigh81215 жыл бұрын
Plus everyone in the town looks like you. And the few abnormal people are watched closely and make sure they stay in line.
@i2harry5 жыл бұрын
Not that great when you are Asian. Never feel so rare is life.
@Rucilfulnix5 жыл бұрын
Please continue to look after his wife. You guys are awesome. If ever I move to the United States I would love to live in a small town where everyone is like your extended family.
@markgigiel27225 жыл бұрын
@@bigh8121 Everyone looks like you. Hahahahahaha.
@BootlessDave5 жыл бұрын
Honestly out of all the comedians you randomly stumble upon throughout life. This man is my favorite.
@CLB30ROX5 жыл бұрын
Wow! This guy is FANTASTIC! Why haven't I heard of him before now?
@jbell91795 жыл бұрын
He has lots of older videos on KZfaq as well. He's hilarioud
@williamrogers68594 жыл бұрын
Jeff Allen? Great comedian,. Laughs are endless. Love listening to the comedy.. stand up. Funny , funny 😂👍. Great job.
@dotgale14315 жыл бұрын
Just discovered Jeff Allen. How nice to see some clean hilarious comedy. Thank you, sir. Much appreciated.
@MrSpankee025 жыл бұрын
I as well. Where has this guy been? He's awesome.
@scenestealer0075 жыл бұрын
Jeff Allen is so awesome! Kudos to the hope and prayer advice. So true.
@JCBike324 жыл бұрын
Man .... funny and clean !... what a concept !! Thank you Jeff Allen
@kellyganey50325 жыл бұрын
Jeff Allen, I just have to say, you are most definitely one of the very best on Dry Bar Comedy that I've heard....and I've listened to QUITE A FEW! Your sense of humor is awesome, your raw truthfulness is genuine and your talent is tremendous! Keep doing what you do, Boss! We love you!
@edithdlp80454 жыл бұрын
I love dry bar comedy. I watch it every day. It helps me unwind.
@KikyoMoon2 жыл бұрын
Do you still watch it every day, 2 years later?
@joshuabrowning17025 жыл бұрын
I love dry bar comedy
@dj67694 жыл бұрын
I love comedy especially clean comedy. I’m wiping tears from laughter these guys are good!
@cw4608 Жыл бұрын
The way it was. I think it takes more intelligence to do clean funny than raunchy funny.
@michaeldillon90805 жыл бұрын
Your comedy was made for me .... I am rolling...God Bless Brother
@ibbano14 жыл бұрын
I can't believe that I've never heard of this dude before..he's HILARIOUS
@genegarneau38225 жыл бұрын
This man makes me laugh. I am glad I found this video. Because I needed to laugh again.
@adolphineyayatshibaka70185 жыл бұрын
Good for you!
@fredbassett85094 жыл бұрын
most of the current batch of 'comedians' I find are just not funny. they are not naturally funny people trying too hard. this guy is a natural. big difference...
@brentcork2014 жыл бұрын
This guy is a real gem. He is a comic that is not only actually funny, but he is also clean enough to watch his show while my kid is around.
@tessarix5 жыл бұрын
Everything he says about Arizona is true! Home owners associations are gestapos in disguise. NEVER buy a home in a Homeowners type of subdivision. Thank GOD we found a place outside of Tucson in the low rolling hills where each of us is one or two acres apart and mind our own business. The only thing that disturbs the peace is when somebody's horses get out of the corral and go for a fun afternoon of freedom and running. I was sitting in my living room watching TV the other day and out of the corner of my eye, out my big picture window in front, for the second time this summer, two gorgeous red and young horses came galloping up my long gravel driveway, just looking just happy as hell that they were loose! They kept going right back to the neighbor's house where they belonged and my neighbor and I got them and put back into her horse area and all was well. It was awesome. Those two horses are like escape professionals. This was not their first jailbreak. lol
@carmennemura61384 жыл бұрын
This dude is freaking hilarious! Where have you been? 😂😂😂😂
@RameyRocks5 жыл бұрын
Howdy neighbor! You picked a great state to move to! Lots of great small towns in Tennessee. I was born in Chattanooga but raised in a very small unincorporated town called Sale Creek. My graduating class had 30 students. It was also a k-12 school.
@jeanettemccloud11614 жыл бұрын
Love this man👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@480pilot5 жыл бұрын
Jeff, 57 today. I believe in you man, I BELIEVE!!! ROTF!!
@bevthompson12284 жыл бұрын
Thank you Jeff Allen!!!! Love your comedy routines!
@tabethahowell58595 жыл бұрын
I love this guy!!!!! Hands down great man and comedian
@ginabell6944 жыл бұрын
The couch prolly had bedbugs and they were watching the little monsters burn.
@TruckTaxiMoveIt3 жыл бұрын
Delivery is so comfortable it's like a second skin for him
@artkarounos8165 жыл бұрын
I just discovered Mr.Allen he is hilarious 😆
@ScarriorIII5 жыл бұрын
I get the Gladys reference, and I'm not even 30.
@mariewagner52835 жыл бұрын
Yo bro me too 😂😉
@1karley5 жыл бұрын
Please explain it to me
@GushOnline5 жыл бұрын
@@1karley Gladys Kravitz was the nosey neighbor on the TV show Bewitched.
@ronlamar17905 жыл бұрын
Jeff Allen is the bomb !
@jeanvanniekerk45182 жыл бұрын
Jeff is the best. Clean jokes, he doesn't resort to nasty language to tell a joke
@johnwheater44124 жыл бұрын
Been there done that. No more Amen.
@archerpiperii26904 жыл бұрын
Arizona here, can definitely confirm what he is saying about HOAs.
@narasimhaniyer59175 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when he said,"Red dot in the sky" :D
@rockymullins61335 жыл бұрын
Where has this guy been? I love it. Funny real life.
@scottblank72245 жыл бұрын
What a treat! Funniest, clean comedian in the same vain as Brian Regan. Too bad I'm just finding out about Jeff. Oh well, with KZfaq, I can catch up.
@ant.d5315 жыл бұрын
You Sir are a genius.
@jasongraham56485 жыл бұрын
Clean comedy is tough to do. He nails it’s
@crossthreadaeroindustries85545 жыл бұрын
There should be a whole lot more jokes about homeowners associations, but maybe it's really too sour a subject.
@irmalindadesiderio60185 жыл бұрын
Not the way Jeff describes them. Laugh or go crazy! 😂😂😂😂
@johnferguson30265 жыл бұрын
My HOA is a joke, for sure!
@popertop5 жыл бұрын
Yeah I agree they are pretty sour
@almostalwayson44085 жыл бұрын
It's only sour to the dried up bitter ppl. Lol
@Solutions30004 жыл бұрын
@@almostalwayson4408: Who are "the dried up bitter ppl"?
@SnookOnTheFly5 жыл бұрын
My town was one of those beautiful small towns too and then the Yankees started moving down because they love that small town charm, but then they would let us know how it wasn't like their town back home and they have turned it into a concrete parking lot from one end to the other. Then they go back home over the summer and leave us to deal with the crap they built in the woods we used to play in
@SnookOnTheFly5 жыл бұрын
Glenn Harris and then they wonder why we hate them
@blackdragoness215 жыл бұрын
@@SnookOnTheFly And we're also the stupid ones according to them.
@SnookOnTheFly5 жыл бұрын
blackdragoness21 absolutely right, but we know better.
@Gumardee_coins_and_banknotes5 жыл бұрын
I am reading this with a southern accent yall.
@eligebrown89985 жыл бұрын
I hear ya. City people are hipacrytes
@nasseralshagdary88185 жыл бұрын
He is funny , every piece is well done
@JamesDailyTV5 жыл бұрын
Good GOD, nailed it on the HOA's here in AZ.... hahaha..
@Truth-is-King5 жыл бұрын
Haha awesome video and refreshingly clean yet truly funny stuff!!! Bravo sir!!
@amandabowden33715 жыл бұрын
Jeff Allen is so awesome. Fuuuunny
@mitsuomits90775 жыл бұрын
"Fire!... Wheel'"😂😂😂
@egdapo5 жыл бұрын
i only just got this after seeing your comment. wow this guy is on another level
@muchadocsisatitu9745 жыл бұрын
I grew up burning tires, freaking awesome
@ekdaufin14855 жыл бұрын
I’m a people person! 🤣
@jartotable5 жыл бұрын
Laugh till I cried
@diedriegibbs69385 жыл бұрын
Omg. This guy is hilarious. Thanks for recommending this video KZfaq
@pault7264 жыл бұрын
I was expecting the spare tire to go into the fire.
@natasha86145 жыл бұрын
THIS GUY IS AWESOME! Hilarious!!
@continuousself-improvement18795 жыл бұрын
"Fire! Wheel!" 😂😂😂
@jamesdakis96915 жыл бұрын
"Fire! Wheel!"
@Squarehead455 жыл бұрын
I-LOVE-CLEAN-COMEDY. And we hear so little of it today,,sadly.
@charliemay98934 жыл бұрын
I'd throw some Christmas lights on the fire lol
@jonightwing9014 жыл бұрын
I'm in the living room with you watching law and order, baby 😂😂😂😂
@theresamccord84762 жыл бұрын
I went to school with his son. He's talking about my hometown.
@naydorsey13985 жыл бұрын
Lol comedy boy cracks me up 😁
@geinabrook77795 жыл бұрын
Very funny and classy thank you for not cursing.
@lizxu3225 жыл бұрын
Same energy as Jeremy Clarkson. Those two would hit it off great
@eligebrown89985 жыл бұрын
That was awsome! 😂😂😂
@bodiddlymitchell58775 жыл бұрын
I just found you. Funny (truthful) man! From a neighbor Tennessean.
@jennifercamilleri40344 жыл бұрын
I just shnarfed my water - just driving along LOL
@jillgegen33844 жыл бұрын
WAAAAAY too funny to keep to myself I'm telling everyone I meet about Jeff...I work at an International Airport
@kelliv29955 жыл бұрын
Love HIM
@joleneangelicsingarrett58375 жыл бұрын
This dude is great... My kids' dad's parents had issues when we were in high school... And it was just like that!!! There was a car sitting too long in the drive way it seemed without anyone driving it... (Which was my ex's delta 88 oldsmobile) he was just waiting to go take his test to get his license... But "karen" thought it was sitting too long... In a driveway... Not in the grass... Not in the street... The driveway.... Then came the day before Halloween and her "precious twins who did no wrong" was again picking on his lil sister... (There is a 12 yr age gap between the 2) so my ex walked really, really slow behind the twins dragging a shovel down the street... It got the fear in the girls to leave her alone... But they also called the cops... So if i could afford it i would do the same thing... Move atleast on the outskirts of our city... Where the neighbors are farther apart... And NO HOA!!!! Lol xoxo
@yaniquebeckford16995 жыл бұрын
Best ever. I love this guy. Lol.😀 😁😂😃😄😅😆
@canniedsouza93665 жыл бұрын
Wooowww that advice of dreamming
@swine135 жыл бұрын
My little comedy boy!!
@sharonsOff5 жыл бұрын
I love this guy
@steven69865 жыл бұрын
*fucks up stones * "GAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!"
@ekdaufin14855 жыл бұрын
Lovely
@tomadams35284 жыл бұрын
You can't make this things up got to be based on true stories. I use to live in Scottsdale Arizona.
@GonzalesMichael-sx4sd3 жыл бұрын
Hey Jeff Its refreshing that every other word isn't $#&**. Maybe it's me but I sense you walk with the Lord. Keep it real.....nice!
@Hyde-CS5 жыл бұрын
As of today... 101 ppl don't know what the floating red dot in the sky is..
@kevinjabo99613 жыл бұрын
love thisss!!😂😂👏👏👏
@kgamaseg5 жыл бұрын
Hah hah hah!!! This guy is hilarious!!!
@waindayoungthain21475 жыл бұрын
Please don't promise. 😅😂😂but in promise it looks you press yourself😂.
@mamahanna14475 жыл бұрын
I HATE HOA’s!!! Hahahaha .. get em!
@pauljanssen26245 жыл бұрын
New traffic light in a small town is that a UFO and photo radar look Mom they're taking your picture Boy this guy is good, he should have told his son see that shovel dig a hole then put it back and you won't be bored.
@adiyahmalkah69455 жыл бұрын
Cute. My ex husband has a couch in his front yard and his back and he never goes outside but his trash is scattered all over his yard with 9 vehicles between 2 people. The closer you get, the louder the banjos play, and the faster you wanna turn around and run the other way! Pedal faster!!
@jinagibson68185 жыл бұрын
Adiyah Malkah never know when visitors will come home and need a place to stay! Keep windows and doors jammed at all times. Don't pet the dog and never use the furniture polish for anything but the banjo. Been there!
@adiyahmalkah69455 жыл бұрын
@@jinagibson6818 Divorce is a beautiful thing! 😏
@akidmyself40535 жыл бұрын
Sounds like my family, only I'm the oldest of five.
@kelleyhunt.72145 жыл бұрын
Well, you married him to begin with, so maybe your judgement isn't so hot
@katiedrew47085 жыл бұрын
I think this guy is soo funny!
@Belikewatermyfriend26315 жыл бұрын
Fire🔥wheel !!! 😂
@paulallenkokapaulie63135 жыл бұрын
Very funny relatable stuff man. I'll watch for you in Denvet
@chrisgeorge70645 жыл бұрын
he reminds me of Deadpool
@maranatha87684 жыл бұрын
Hahaha Lol 😂
@Timeline9164 жыл бұрын
Move to Maine it’s just like that, Tennessee
@Matters20235 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣The dream
@ryanhinson48365 жыл бұрын
What little town in Tennessee did you move to
@mudkat855 жыл бұрын
Same here
@kimsushikat5 жыл бұрын
Funniest drybar character
@edithdlp80454 жыл бұрын
I cannot relate to the small town joke. I live in Los Angeles California. 🙂
@blitzburghbilly78135 жыл бұрын
JUST☝🏼1NCE, I'D LIKE TO WATCH A (Clip) OF "JEFF ALLEN" TO THE END, WITHOUT (Pausing) THE VIDEO B'COZ OF THE LAUGHING 😂 TEARZ 💦 ..... ( KNUCKLE👊🏽BUMP ) Jeff Allen ......
@Fredparreira785 жыл бұрын
He looks like Kevin Nealon's father, or the old version of Jerry Seinfeld, can't make my mind...
@rubenleal48215 жыл бұрын
Dreamscape
@victoriachapman56743 жыл бұрын
Yeah I have an HOA and me and my husband agreed we will not live at anywhere where they have an HOA next time we get a house
@corvuscrow54855 жыл бұрын
...I'm gonna go burn my couch now... well...actually...I'm going to sit on my couch...while I'm burning somebody else's couch...yeah...much better... :>)
@angelomastri14165 жыл бұрын
Brooklyn, Ohio is 4 square miles and not an HA in sight.