I just discovered Jeff Allen...I couldn't be more happy.❤

Dreams will be the engine that drives you thru this life. Prayers will be the fuel that drives those dreams. And if you stop dreaming and praying, you will dry up, bitter up, and you will die long before your heart stops beating. So dream, my friends...and keep praying. Brilliant. Love this guy. Love love love his comedy!!!

Just 'found' this guy...and now can't get enough!!! 😂

Dream is the engine that will power you through this life, Prayer is the fuel to those dreams. 🔥♥️🔥♥️🔥♥️

"You're gonna die long before your heart ever stops beating"..... so well stated. Jeff's performances always have some life truths mixed in with humor. Fantastic stuff.

We moved to Ga and we live in a smaller town. The day we moved in our neighbor came over and said, if you have any critters like snakes or anything let me know I will shoot them for you. This was 5 minutes of us pulling in, after he left I looked at my husband and said. Did you hear the dueling banjos. That neighbor ended up being the best neighbor though. He passed away 2 years ago. We keep an eye on his widow to make sure she doesnt need anything. Small towns are great.

Honestly out of all the comedians you randomly stumble upon throughout life. This man is my favorite.

Wow! This guy is FANTASTIC! Why haven't I heard of him before now?

Jeff Allen? Great comedian,. Laughs are endless. Love listening to the comedy.. stand up. Funny , funny 😂👍. Great job.

Just discovered Jeff Allen. How nice to see some clean hilarious comedy. Thank you, sir. Much appreciated.

Jeff Allen is so awesome! Kudos to the hope and prayer advice. So true.

Man .... funny and clean !... what a concept !! Thank you Jeff Allen

Jeff Allen, I just have to say, you are most definitely one of the very best on Dry Bar Comedy that I've heard....and I've listened to QUITE A FEW! Your sense of humor is awesome, your raw truthfulness is genuine and your talent is tremendous! Keep doing what you do, Boss! We love you!

I love dry bar comedy

I love comedy especially clean comedy. I’m wiping tears from laughter these guys are good!

Your comedy was made for me .... I am rolling...God Bless Brother

I can't believe that I've never heard of this dude before..he's HILARIOUS

This man makes me laugh. I am glad I found this video. Because I needed to laugh again.

This guy is a real gem. He is a comic that is not only actually funny, but he is also clean enough to watch his show while my kid is around.

Everything he says about Arizona is true! Home owners associations are gestapos in disguise. NEVER buy a home in a Homeowners type of subdivision. Thank GOD we found a place outside of Tucson in the low rolling hills where each of us is one or two acres apart and mind our own business. The only thing that disturbs the peace is when somebody's horses get out of the corral and go for a fun afternoon of freedom and running. I was sitting in my living room watching TV the other day and out of the corner of my eye, out my big picture window in front, for the second time this summer, two gorgeous red and young horses came galloping up my long gravel driveway, just looking just happy as hell that they were loose! They kept going right back to the neighbor's house where they belonged and my neighbor and I got them and put back into her horse area and all was well. It was awesome. Those two horses are like escape professionals. This was not their first jailbreak. lol

This dude is freaking hilarious! Where have you been? 😂😂😂😂

Howdy neighbor! You picked a great state to move to! Lots of great small towns in Tennessee. I was born in Chattanooga but raised in a very small unincorporated town called Sale Creek. My graduating class had 30 students. It was also a k-12 school.

Love this man👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Jeff, 57 today. I believe in you man, I BELIEVE!!! ROTF!!

Thank you Jeff Allen!!!! Love your comedy routines!

I love this guy!!!!! Hands down great man and comedian

The couch prolly had bedbugs and they were watching the little monsters burn.

Delivery is so comfortable it's like a second skin for him

I just discovered Mr.Allen he is hilarious 😆

I get the Gladys reference, and I'm not even 30.

Jeff Allen is the bomb !

Jeff is the best. Clean jokes, he doesn't resort to nasty language to tell a joke

Been there done that. No more Amen.

Arizona here, can definitely confirm what he is saying about HOAs.

I laughed so hard when he said,"Red dot in the sky" :D

Where has this guy been? I love it. Funny real life.

What a treat! Funniest, clean comedian in the same vain as Brian Regan. Too bad I'm just finding out about Jeff. Oh well, with KZfaq, I can catch up.

You Sir are a genius.

Clean comedy is tough to do. He nails it’s

There should be a whole lot more jokes about homeowners associations, but maybe it's really too sour a subject.

My town was one of those beautiful small towns too and then the Yankees started moving down because they love that small town charm, but then they would let us know how it wasn't like their town back home and they have turned it into a concrete parking lot from one end to the other. Then they go back home over the summer and leave us to deal with the crap they built in the woods we used to play in

He is funny , every piece is well done

Good GOD, nailed it on the HOA's here in AZ.... hahaha..

Haha awesome video and refreshingly clean yet truly funny stuff!!! Bravo sir!!

Jeff Allen is so awesome. Fuuuunny

"Fire!... Wheel'"😂😂😂

I’m a people person! 🤣

Laugh till I cried

Omg. This guy is hilarious. Thanks for recommending this video KZfaq

I was expecting the spare tire to go into the fire.

THIS GUY IS AWESOME! Hilarious!!

"Fire! Wheel!" 😂😂😂

"Fire! Wheel!"

I-LOVE-CLEAN-COMEDY. And we hear so little of it today,,sadly.

I'd throw some Christmas lights on the fire lol

I'm in the living room with you watching law and order, baby 😂😂😂😂

I went to school with his son. He's talking about my hometown.

Lol comedy boy cracks me up 😁

Very funny and classy thank you for not cursing.

Same energy as Jeremy Clarkson. Those two would hit it off great

That was awsome! 😂😂😂

I just found you. Funny (truthful) man! From a neighbor Tennessean.

I just shnarfed my water - just driving along LOL

WAAAAAY too funny to keep to myself I'm telling everyone I meet about Jeff...I work at an International Airport

Love HIM

This dude is great... My kids' dad's parents had issues when we were in high school... And it was just like that!!! There was a car sitting too long in the drive way it seemed without anyone driving it... (Which was my ex's delta 88 oldsmobile) he was just waiting to go take his test to get his license... But "karen" thought it was sitting too long... In a driveway... Not in the grass... Not in the street... The driveway.... Then came the day before Halloween and her "precious twins who did no wrong" was again picking on his lil sister... (There is a 12 yr age gap between the 2) so my ex walked really, really slow behind the twins dragging a shovel down the street... It got the fear in the girls to leave her alone... But they also called the cops... So if i could afford it i would do the same thing... Move atleast on the outskirts of our city... Where the neighbors are farther apart... And NO HOA!!!! Lol xoxo

Best ever. I love this guy. Lol.😀 😁😂😃😄😅😆

Wooowww that advice of dreamming

My little comedy boy!!

I love this guy

*fucks up stones * "GAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!"

Lovely

You can't make this things up got to be based on true stories. I use to live in Scottsdale Arizona.

Hey Jeff Its refreshing that every other word isn't $#&**. Maybe it's me but I sense you walk with the Lord. Keep it real.....nice!

As of today... 101 ppl don't know what the floating red dot in the sky is..

love thisss!!😂😂👏👏👏

Hah hah hah!!! This guy is hilarious!!!

Please don't promise. 😅😂😂but in promise it looks you press yourself😂.

I HATE HOA’s!!! Hahahaha .. get em!

New traffic light in a small town is that a UFO and photo radar look Mom they're taking your picture Boy this guy is good, he should have told his son see that shovel dig a hole then put it back and you won't be bored.

Cute. My ex husband has a couch in his front yard and his back and he never goes outside but his trash is scattered all over his yard with 9 vehicles between 2 people. The closer you get, the louder the banjos play, and the faster you wanna turn around and run the other way! Pedal faster!!

I think this guy is soo funny!

Fire🔥wheel !!! 😂

Very funny relatable stuff man. I'll watch for you in Denvet

he reminds me of Deadpool

Hahaha Lol 😂

Move to Maine it’s just like that, Tennessee

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣The dream

What little town in Tennessee did you move to

Funniest drybar character

I cannot relate to the small town joke. I live in Los Angeles California. 🙂

JUST☝🏼1NCE, I'D LIKE TO WATCH A (Clip) OF "JEFF ALLEN" TO THE END, WITHOUT (Pausing) THE VIDEO B'COZ OF THE LAUGHING 😂 TEARZ 💦 ..... ( KNUCKLE👊🏽BUMP ) Jeff Allen ......

He looks like Kevin Nealon's father, or the old version of Jerry Seinfeld, can't make my mind...

Dreamscape

Yeah I have an HOA and me and my husband agreed we will not live at anywhere where they have an HOA next time we get a house

...I'm gonna go burn my couch now... well...actually...I'm going to sit on my couch...while I'm burning somebody else's couch...yeah...much better... :>)

Brooklyn, Ohio is 4 square miles and not an HA in sight.

Great

I hate home owners associations too

Too funny