FIRST TIME I SLEPT WITH A GROWN WOMAN

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Josh Wolf

Josh Wolf

Жыл бұрын

When I was in college, I had dated plenty of girls...but then I met a grown woman.
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@JoshWolfComedy
@JoshWolfComedy Жыл бұрын
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@dsilverleaf4668
@dsilverleaf4668 Жыл бұрын
Oi @ Josh Wolf, more content plz. A special maybe? 😮❤
@TheJagjr4450
@TheJagjr4450 Жыл бұрын
Too funny... the woman I hooked up with said... either I'm coming or you're going...
@suedemoney6020
@suedemoney6020 Жыл бұрын
Mm. Mm mmm.mnk...mm.....m.......rp
@MBrulla
@MBrulla Жыл бұрын
As a young man...when you hook up with a grown woman it's life changing. That shit will make you walk around like Saturday Night Fever after.
@pawelfafara189
@pawelfafara189 Жыл бұрын
You're goddamn right there, good sir. It's a thrill far superior than any rollercoaster.
@raymondlin8728
@raymondlin8728 Жыл бұрын
😂😂❤❤
@StudioDaVeed
@StudioDaVeed Жыл бұрын
25 and had a fling with a 45 year old Redhead summer of 1989 It was only three meetups but I will never forget.
@infiniteinspiration1628
@infiniteinspiration1628 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious 😂
@Wickedone77
@Wickedone77 Жыл бұрын
I mean….thank you 😂
@SuperReviews4you
@SuperReviews4you Жыл бұрын
When someone says "I had a woman come to........I wasn't planning on telling this story" you know it's going to be good.
@layhdejjj9707
@layhdejjj9707 Жыл бұрын
It sounds as if she regained consciousness.
@infiniteinspiration1628
@infiniteinspiration1628 Жыл бұрын
Yessss😂😂😂
@poncho_x4410
@poncho_x4410 Жыл бұрын
the greatest sexual progress ive ever made was being comfortable with a woman saying to me during sex, "no, do it like this."
@savannamariee
@savannamariee Жыл бұрын
And if we aren’t comfortable with you, we won’t tell you either. We just let what happens happen usually.
@ChelzLovesPeanut
@ChelzLovesPeanut Жыл бұрын
@@savannamariee Lol man women gotta stop that. How they gon learn? Lol Ladies let ‘em* know they ain’t it if they ain’t.
@savannamariee
@savannamariee Жыл бұрын
@@ChelzLovesPeanut most women are too scared honestly. We know all men aren’t bad. But most of us have had bad experiences.
@infiniteinspiration1628
@infiniteinspiration1628 Жыл бұрын
Bless you 🙏🏼 ♥️
@ImGayWhenISayThisBut
@ImGayWhenISayThisBut Жыл бұрын
@@savannamariee if you aren’t comfortable why you letting them inside you?
@jdbagger
@jdbagger Жыл бұрын
I was 21yr old an was friends with benefits with a 40yr old woman for about 6 or 7 month an after that time with her I learned alot!!! Fast forward 15yrs went with my wife back to my home town seen her in the bar I told my wife she was there,I was talking to some friends my wife went to restroom & unknowning to me my wife went an introduced her self an told her thank you for teaching me!! I was so embarrassed and red !! I agree Josh Wolf no young man is ready!!!!
@LilStarling
@LilStarling Жыл бұрын
That's fucking amazing
@isaiah2536
@isaiah2536 Жыл бұрын
@jdbagger1 🤔 Mmmm idk… If that’s a true story than you’ve got one of the most confident, secure wives in the world. That or your wife is a freak and possibly down to bed that teacher with you to experience her firsthand 🤷🏽‍♂️😂 I’ll admit that ☝🏽 might be a stretch but all jokes aside you really have an extremely confident wife. Most wives would’ve immediately said “Get your shit we’re leaving now.” lol
@jdbagger
@jdbagger Жыл бұрын
@@isaiah2536 HI! This is his wife. I am confident! I did thank her for making my man a great lover. 💕 I definitely would not get down with her... she freaking old and wrinkling and weathered!
@isaiah2536
@isaiah2536 Жыл бұрын
@@jdbagger LOL😂 Well i respect your honesty and i wish you both many more years of happy marriage. Keep the faith 👍🏾
@MichaelLasotaTW
@MichaelLasotaTW Жыл бұрын
I was 26 with a 40-something year old. It was awful.
@KatieDeGo
@KatieDeGo Жыл бұрын
This woman left a lifelong impression on young Josh. Kudos to nameless soccer mom 💖
@infiniteinspiration1628
@infiniteinspiration1628 Жыл бұрын
Omg yessssss😂😂😂
@rweiss44
@rweiss44 3 ай бұрын
I REALLY want to know if she's seen this skit! She must be soooo proud!
@2hard2knock
@2hard2knock Жыл бұрын
At least she should have given him an orange slice, and a Capri sun 😂😂😂
@chadtaylor6135
@chadtaylor6135 Жыл бұрын
“Wolf, your mom’s here!” Bwahahahaha 😂
@TheVoronINC
@TheVoronINC Жыл бұрын
That soccer mom was Married for sure 😂
@jaapvasquez26
@jaapvasquez26 Жыл бұрын
"She probably does the dishes" 😂😂 Killed me cuz in my moment I said "she's got a whole ass house and shit"😂😂
@wilfredpeake9987
@wilfredpeake9987 Жыл бұрын
I was 22 she was 33 I felt like a piece of meat still went back for more every time
@pablogonzalez6175
@pablogonzalez6175 Жыл бұрын
i was 18 with a 40 year gf
@EnriqueGonzalez-zx6vq
@EnriqueGonzalez-zx6vq Жыл бұрын
“I am a machine”……suddenly sounds different
@AlienFromJupiter777
@AlienFromJupiter777 Жыл бұрын
@@pablogonzalez6175 yikes 💀
@4LLT0G3TH3R
@4LLT0G3TH3R Жыл бұрын
Im sorry
@rogersockwell
@rogersockwell Жыл бұрын
Love how hard he laughs at this story. Also takes me back to my own. Hardly ever think about it. Awkward awesome times.
@FirstLastOne
@FirstLastOne Жыл бұрын
You hardly ever think about it... yeah right bud. Yer compounding interest on that spank bank deposit must have made you Mr Money Bags, hand over fist many times over.
@infiniteinspiration1628
@infiniteinspiration1628 Жыл бұрын
Omg he laughed 😂so much 😂
@robinhall570
@robinhall570 10 ай бұрын
The way Josh laughs at all his stories🤣💯❤️‍🔥
@annieseaside
@annieseaside Жыл бұрын
I was 27, he was 20. I taught, but HOLY did he wear me out once we found our groove. He had stamina I never had again. Fun 6 months. Great memories. 😊
@MaxExplores
@MaxExplores Жыл бұрын
Annie are you ok? Are you ok Annie?
@downeyd88
@downeyd88 Жыл бұрын
Funny how they stay with you. Mine was 29 and i was 20. She was beautiful and guided my young self what to do. Probably the best 4 months i have spent before she went back to the UK.
@Kinvarus1
@Kinvarus1 Жыл бұрын
Any story of Josh's that's starts with "I wasn't planning on telling this story..." is guarenteed to be a good one.
@fookwa
@fookwa Жыл бұрын
That’s the best comedy right there, unrehearsed storytelling and relatable! He laughs hard trying to tell it made me laugh harder…..and now I have abs. Thanks Josh!
@infiniteinspiration1628
@infiniteinspiration1628 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious 😂😂😂next level Hilarious 😂
@bende384
@bende384 Жыл бұрын
You know it's all practiced right? Even the laughs probably. Optimized to get the best reaction out of the crowd.
@PurpleWillowArts
@PurpleWillowArts Жыл бұрын
I was at this show, and it was HILARIOUS! I was laughing and accidentally dumped our basket of wings (they were done) on the floor. Josh is the best!!!!
@louskunt9798
@louskunt9798 Жыл бұрын
What flavor were the wings? Buffalo? Teriyaki??
@PurpleWillowArts
@PurpleWillowArts Жыл бұрын
@@louskunt9798 lol I actually don’t know. They were my husbands.
@infiniteinspiration1628
@infiniteinspiration1628 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious 😂
@leonardothefabulous3490
@leonardothefabulous3490 Жыл бұрын
I was in my late 20's living in LA and working (occasionally) in Film/TV. I had gotten my youngest bother (19-ish) a small gig on a film I was working on...down the road a bit, several of us cast and crew members were at an event and one of the female leads (in her mid early 30's) told me she wanted to take my brother to her place. I said, "Absolutely, have fun," and told him that he wasn't coming home with me. The next day after she dropped him off, with a smile that would last four days, he told me a little bit about the experience but to him the most amazing part of the experience was that, ..."Afterward she walked around her house, completely naked!" My initial reaction was, "Yea, so what." Then I realized, prior to Joanne, he had only been with young-teenage girls-girls who were not comfortable with their bodies and especially not comfortable showing that body to a boy. And, he was used to "doing it" on the down low-in a basement or car back seat. He had never ben with a woman-who had her own place and was cool being completely naked in front of a guy she just "did it" with. I said, "That's what it's like to be a with an actual woman."
@nedisahonkey
@nedisahonkey 2 ай бұрын
You talk about your brother like he's an ex boyfriend. Hella creepy.
@leonardodalongisland
@leonardodalongisland 2 ай бұрын
@@nedisahonkey Apparently you've never had a good-close relationship any of your brothers.
@chefbrian26
@chefbrian26 Жыл бұрын
As someone who has slept with a lot of older women. He is so right but 35-40yr old woman are the best bc they are super direct and don’t play games. They know what they want. It really makes going back to girls my age a drag 😂
@natd7158
@natd7158 Жыл бұрын
The "Do I get an orange slice and a Capri sun at least " was fuckin hilarious lol 😂
@DonaId_J_Trump
@DonaId_J_Trump Жыл бұрын
When I was 21 I had a summer fling with a 42 year old woman. Life changing. 🤣🤣🤣
@josephpadula2283
@josephpadula2283 Жыл бұрын
I saw that movie “summer of 42”….
@rxvnn13
@rxvnn13 Жыл бұрын
I dont believe u
@dianedavidson5283
@dianedavidson5283 Жыл бұрын
The funny bit about "is this what a grown up wears" is that you are clearly a full grown up and you are wearing what, I believe, a college student generally wears!
@No1_Inpa_Ticular
@No1_Inpa_Ticular Жыл бұрын
Been through this while working at Lowe’s. She did the exact same thing 😂
@aarondobbs2958
@aarondobbs2958 Жыл бұрын
Hey josh I just wanna say I’m a big fan of your comedy in general and things have been super hard lately. My wife just left with my daughter while I’m in the middle of moving and the company I work for is selling so I will be out of a job. And I got the worst case of food poisoning like all at the same time. I just wanna say you’re seriously helping through probably the worst time in my life man. Comedy has saved my life. Just want you to know how much I appreciate you. I watch you while I’m on the toilet trying not to die the same way elvis did lmao.
@margaretflounders8510
@margaretflounders8510 11 ай бұрын
You made me want to adopt you!!..Hope you get through all of the grief, and you're on the right path with humour! xx
@robinhall570
@robinhall570 10 ай бұрын
DUDE THIS IS THE GREATEST COMMENT ON HERE💯WISH U THE BEST IN UR NEW LIFE BRO🥰
@nedisahonkey
@nedisahonkey 2 ай бұрын
Hope your life is doing better now
@NiteMoves2010
@NiteMoves2010 Жыл бұрын
Found this to be very funny. As a senior at SSU, the model from a life drawing class asked me if I would like to go for a drink that evening she had posed...once at the club it was apparent she would jump my bones in my van...living just a few blocks away I suggested my place...in the morning...I was informed she was heading home to the east coast...I just got "lucky"! She knew what she wanted! (Side note: I was the only guy in the class that did not try to come on to her...I stayed at my easel doing my drawing...still have her rendering, she had walked around and viewed the works of all)
@chrisburnsed6349
@chrisburnsed6349 Жыл бұрын
Liar
@NiteMoves2010
@NiteMoves2010 Жыл бұрын
@@chrisburnsed6349 I still have drawings of her...and memories.
@snakeinthegrak8969
@snakeinthegrak8969 Жыл бұрын
Having hooked up with a 38 year old stripper when I was 22. This is 100% fact check true lolz.
@nextchancenow7153
@nextchancenow7153 Жыл бұрын
I love Josh. He’s just always having a good time and infectious with it.
@k.ferguson2982
@k.ferguson2982 Жыл бұрын
Ya might wanna re-think the "infectious" part. 🙄😂
@nextchancenow7153
@nextchancenow7153 Жыл бұрын
@@k.ferguson2982 🤣😆🤣😆
@infiniteinspiration1628
@infiniteinspiration1628 Жыл бұрын
Beautiful 😂😂😂😂
@ccortez392
@ccortez392 Жыл бұрын
The lady yelling “it’s funny” is my favorite part😂😂😂
@CLB30ROX
@CLB30ROX Жыл бұрын
Yo, this is one of your best stories yet 🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽
@kingkyle5137
@kingkyle5137 Жыл бұрын
Idk..the prank he did on his best friend In Las Vegas still tops
@EnriqueGonzalez-zx6vq
@EnriqueGonzalez-zx6vq Жыл бұрын
At 25 years old I was chosen by my friends 42 year old aunt to be the “lucky one “. Had no idea I had just been chosen , or what was to happen to me for the next 4 months . And yeah…………. I pretty much had my ass handed to me by that beautiful woman. I was not ready for that part of my life…… imagine being dehydrated and rug burns from the back or your ankles to the top of your shoulders!!!!! Even my ears ended up with some kind of scars. I was smiling the entire time I watched this video!!!!
@MissCookie8260
@MissCookie8260 Жыл бұрын
My first time doing the Cougar thing, he left cause I scared him! Said I was too rough! Lol
@jenniferspence7092
@jenniferspence7092 Жыл бұрын
Lmao that's too funny
@morseritlifilozof5453
@morseritlifilozof5453 Жыл бұрын
Nice
@xennial80sxberner
@xennial80sxberner Жыл бұрын
Pansy lol, I love being a sub
@k.ferguson2982
@k.ferguson2982 Жыл бұрын
"Dick's Last Resort". That's TOO funny.
@joeytumbleson9723
@joeytumbleson9723 Жыл бұрын
Any day that Josh posts is a good day. Happy 420 everyone!
@Cozza69
@Cozza69 Жыл бұрын
amen brother 420
@ToeSmasher99
@ToeSmasher99 6 ай бұрын
7:10 “yes mommy!” 🤣
@remi4378
@remi4378 Жыл бұрын
Legendary. What an awesome story, so eloquently told.
@danielgoetz7821
@danielgoetz7821 Жыл бұрын
Bro you're a total legend 😅
@ladysybylgrey
@ladysybylgrey Жыл бұрын
Do I at least get an orange slice and a caprison? 😂
@corey12312314
@corey12312314 10 ай бұрын
The yes mommy from the crowd 7:08 😂 💀
@Tremtize
@Tremtize Жыл бұрын
That little remix is super fun at the end here.
@williambixby3785
@williambixby3785 Жыл бұрын
He ain’t kidding! I didn’t mess with a gal younger than me for over a decade after hooking up with a woman the first time. The young ones we have to train… the women already know what’s up!
@tjjt7691
@tjjt7691 Жыл бұрын
this show was amazing! so happy I got to experience your show in person
@portersam1981
@portersam1981 Жыл бұрын
Greatest set ever. Brought back horrible memories thanks lol
@yourfatson8262
@yourfatson8262 Жыл бұрын
i'm a teenager, when i got with my girlfriend she was a virgin, she had watched a lot of kinky shit and thought this is what she wanted, so we tried it and she absolutely hated it, let it be known that you can't assume you'll like anything until you've actually done it, aside from vanilla shit
@quicksolution5881
@quicksolution5881 Жыл бұрын
Yall heard "yes mommy" at 7:08 ?
@wesleywlee
@wesleywlee Жыл бұрын
Maybe it’s just me, I am fairly odd, but I actually like when a woman tells me if I’m not…preforming to her standard, to be polite about it. There are few things in this world as arousing to me as bringing a woman to “completion”, and I welcome direction on achieving that objective.
@jeyzeus
@jeyzeus Жыл бұрын
The are the best when they act like gps.
@tylerkinley268
@tylerkinley268 Жыл бұрын
@Wesley Lee Agreed sir. I've never cared much about reciprocation, I just get my kicks off of the lady getting hers. My lady enjoying herself is the most attractive thing to me. My foreplay is giving her foreplay.
@paulajohnston2990
@paulajohnston2990 Жыл бұрын
You, Sir, are a REAL Man!!! 🎉
@Cerus98
@Cerus98 Жыл бұрын
@@paulajohnston2990- He’s also single and full of it.
@infiniteinspiration1628
@infiniteinspiration1628 Жыл бұрын
Oh wowwww🎉🎉🎉🎉well done you on working in partnership to achieve that outcome for you both 😂😂😂😂key performance indicator achieved 😂😂😂😂
@pjj9491
@pjj9491 Жыл бұрын
When that boy makes a grown ass woman squeal....❤❤❤😂
@MessagesFromAurora
@MessagesFromAurora Жыл бұрын
amazing story! thanks for sharing!
@joeytumbleson9723
@joeytumbleson9723 Жыл бұрын
Okay that trippy ending with the music had me rolling. 😂😂 I hope that's the ending for all your videos from now on!
@patientpopperx
@patientpopperx Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@darkb_l00m
@darkb_l00m Жыл бұрын
100% right about not being ready for the "wtf are you doing?" That shit happened to me when I was like 21 or 22, the woman was like 30 It didn't really like hurt my feelings or confidence or anything but it completely blindsided me and the only thing I could say back was "...what do you mean?" Lmao Best sex of my life hands down lol
@eno760
@eno760 Жыл бұрын
That one laugh at 5:31 ...same😂
@beautifuldisaster1646
@beautifuldisaster1646 Жыл бұрын
There are definitely times when I don't wanna be touched, but I've never had a complaint 🖤🖤
@unmanned_mission
@unmanned_mission Жыл бұрын
5:29 i love that laugh
@beardog6746
@beardog6746 Жыл бұрын
Love you Josh
@Thewidowedwonder
@Thewidowedwonder Жыл бұрын
Ahhhhhh hahaha scratching post! I died! 😂
@JohnSmith-cz9om
@JohnSmith-cz9om Жыл бұрын
Every young man needs the experience of a woman 20 years older to calibrate the radar of love.
@zer0sinder
@zer0sinder Жыл бұрын
1:09 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!🤣
@SlimShadeTree28
@SlimShadeTree28 11 ай бұрын
4:26 bro had ptsd for a sec 😂😂
@kristendennison287
@kristendennison287 Жыл бұрын
Awh you are so precious @josh wolf 😘😘😘
@newtonyates9277
@newtonyates9277 Жыл бұрын
Mr. Wolfe, I saw you twice in Spokane last December, the 15th and 17th, I was the well-dressed guy who took some pictures with you. You are a wonder comedian and a great human being, and I wish you all the best in your life, family, and career!
@plaguedoct0r
@plaguedoct0r Жыл бұрын
Great bit m8! Just subscribed!
@carpetlayenful
@carpetlayenful Жыл бұрын
When he said, "You aren't ready!" It flashed the time this lady and her friend tried to pick me up at 17, from the bar. When I was visiting my father. I had no idea thats what was happening it was not even plausible in my head.
@dsilverleaf4668
@dsilverleaf4668 Жыл бұрын
😂❤ well done sir. Hell of a story eh👌
@user-vv5wu7ur4b
@user-vv5wu7ur4b Жыл бұрын
I am 40 and I was trying to take a shot watching this, and I almost lost it! total truth 🤭
@Nazraq04
@Nazraq04 Жыл бұрын
Oh snap! That's at the new club in the Domain. I watched a magic show last weekend. It's good to see we're getting funny guys like this in Austin.
@danger170388
@danger170388 Жыл бұрын
I was 23 when I met my wife, she was 40. She taught me things I didn't even know were possible
@TerrestrialTiff
@TerrestrialTiff Жыл бұрын
That's the same age difference between by boyfriend & I. Its been almost 5yrs, it's not the easiest to explain to others. How long have you been married? You give me hope
@danger170388
@danger170388 Жыл бұрын
@@TerrestrialTiff 20 years next month
@TerrestrialTiff
@TerrestrialTiff Жыл бұрын
@@danger170388 ❤ Congratulations to you both, have a wonderful anniversary!
@tajha123
@tajha123 Жыл бұрын
This was hilarious!!😂🤩💥💯🎯
@Vincent-fo7xp
@Vincent-fo7xp Жыл бұрын
A couple of years ago, I saw you at the comedy store with Harland Williams Dana Carvey Kevin Nealon, I was drunk and yelled out some stupid shit, it was an honor for you to say "I ain't talking to you" LOL
@bruce9897
@bruce9897 Жыл бұрын
“What the fuck are you found big?” 😂
@Sloppyjoe7390
@Sloppyjoe7390 Жыл бұрын
Awesome story 😂😂
@joellister7741
@joellister7741 5 ай бұрын
18 years old with a 29 year old tattoo artist 😂😂🤙🏻 good times
@paulhill2133
@paulhill2133 Жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to see you live in Tulsa
@marks3478
@marks3478 Жыл бұрын
I had a similar experience with a woman who was in her mid forties. I was knocking on doors to get permission to hunt on private property. She granted me permission, and told me where to park my truck on her property. She just wanted me to text her, when I was hunting and text when I was finished. After hunting on her property for a couple of weeks, I came out of the woods to my truck to find her leaning against the front door. She asked me if I had any luck, hunting and I told her no. She smiled at me and started unbuttoning her shirt. I had no problem playing follow the leader. We ended up in the back of my truck in short order. She met me at my truck at least a dozen times during the season. She definitely was one of my top five.
@sherylb.3197
@sherylb.3197 Жыл бұрын
Omg! ROTFL! Maybe hit too close to home as a women once in her 30’s. No further comments. I cannot confirm.
@user-fb5vg4zw1p
@user-fb5vg4zw1p Жыл бұрын
Daniel Tosh is really coming into his own with age.
@Wickedone77
@Wickedone77 Жыл бұрын
Don’t ever tell me i dont you know what fast. I’ll embarrass you fast 😂.
@bocowan9106
@bocowan9106 Жыл бұрын
I was at his show in Nashville and I was wearing a denim jacket & hat. When I saw him on state also wearing a denim jacket & hat I was like “ah crap! He’s gonna think I’m cosplaying him!” 😂
@Ghosky-cr9dl
@Ghosky-cr9dl 10 ай бұрын
Recently had this happen to me, I was indeed not ready
@RedsBigRig
@RedsBigRig Жыл бұрын
Homie rockin that Canadian Tux 😎
@Chris-cq5dy
@Chris-cq5dy Жыл бұрын
Happy 420 brother
@amoghbratabhattacharya4879
@amoghbratabhattacharya4879 Жыл бұрын
7:10 "YES MOMMY" 😝😝😝
@albie3229
@albie3229 Жыл бұрын
I am the older woman always, lol I have 0 kids or husband, young dudes like me naturally, i don't even look they come to me ayeee
@jodyraykuether5737
@jodyraykuether5737 Жыл бұрын
That's fucking hilarious dude
@Jiggamonwhat
@Jiggamonwhat Жыл бұрын
THE BEST! 🎉
@justinl9677
@justinl9677 Жыл бұрын
When I was 18 I was locked in a 44 year old woman's apartment for 3 days. We did nothing but fuck and hydrate. She taught me things an 18 year old had no business knowing..... Bless her heart for teaching me the ways of the wise...
@ShuaPhotography
@ShuaPhotography Жыл бұрын
Please come to Arizona!!!!!
@butterlord-nq3ei
@butterlord-nq3ei Жыл бұрын
7:09 No way someone in the audience said yes mommy
@malachivigil6345
@malachivigil6345 Жыл бұрын
This is truly comedy 🤣
@grossercutlery5395
@grossercutlery5395 Жыл бұрын
Solid bit solider end song
@savannamariee
@savannamariee Жыл бұрын
Breckinridge park? We have one of those in KY lol
@diraltmcallister3523
@diraltmcallister3523 Жыл бұрын
NGL, that would've been instant flaccidity when she started telling me to shut up and not fuck it up.
@Cutiejuliya
@Cutiejuliya Жыл бұрын
Yeah that shit was not cool
@driprubies2464
@driprubies2464 Жыл бұрын
Recently I had the opportunity to hookup with a woman 20 years older than me! She was blessed by God, you can see some of her age in her face but she’s freaking beautiful and the body of a 21 year old swimmer! She’s my grandma’s neighbor so I think I’ll make sure her lawn is mowed ahead of schedule!! Lol
@mikefufuffalo8487
@mikefufuffalo8487 Жыл бұрын
Same thing happened to me at 17!
@Quinid1
@Quinid1 Жыл бұрын
Even a divorced woman in their 30's. They cut out the bullshit and instruct you what needs to be done
@spidaman0112
@spidaman0112 Жыл бұрын
I remember saying...whatever your doing with your hips in can't take it.
@LavishPatchKid
@LavishPatchKid Жыл бұрын
It's like if Daniel Tosh grew up in a trailer court.
@Capons_Place
@Capons_Place Жыл бұрын
I was not even 18y old yet, worked as a sound engineer at this local theater. Worked with this teacher/light coordinator she was freshly divorced and had 2 kids. She was so hot, she loved jazz and a true fan of “Cats” was a full on American. We started flirting at the very first few days working together, after a couple of weeks I went to her place to sleep over. Had a full thing crazy experience, meet her dad and her kids and her work friends (they were teacher I was a student don’t forget ) She was wild. She was just so hungry for a proper F ing. Such great memories 🗃️
@Nina-qb9ku
@Nina-qb9ku Жыл бұрын
I was at this show, you were amazing
@JuicyJoey
@JuicyJoey Жыл бұрын
I was 18 and in high school when I hooked up with a 23 year old who just graduated college. Those years are fkn crucial in the sex game 😂😂😂
@SophisticatedBob
@SophisticatedBob Жыл бұрын
In my own case, it was me at 21 vs 33 yr old middle school teacher. Teacher, operative word. This guy is telling the truth.
@MatthewSmith001
@MatthewSmith001 Жыл бұрын
There really needs to be multi-thumbs up button!
@omegathirteen13
@omegathirteen13 Жыл бұрын
I thought finding a long star card in my back floor board was bad.
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