Title: "13 mythical sea creatures" Dude doing the voiceover: "12, take it or leave it"
@bluewhalestudioblenderanim11322 жыл бұрын
do you know that the laviathan was only mentioned ONCE in the bible ? and even that one example wasn't even a part of the main story . . . so why are we talking about a side character that might not be a part of the story ???
@someguy18942 жыл бұрын
@@bluewhalestudioblenderanim1132 ok
@DM-mi4je2 жыл бұрын
@@bluewhalestudioblenderanim1132 trey the explainer has a good video on Leviathan and it's origins.
@DM-mi4je2 жыл бұрын
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@bluewhalestudioblenderanim11322 жыл бұрын
@@DM-mi4je yes I know :)
@giakhangtruong542 жыл бұрын
Kappa lives in river.They're not even sea creatures
@kryptking19172 жыл бұрын
I was about to say…
@RalseiGaming2 жыл бұрын
the sea kappa is also a thing but they didn’t talk about it it’s supposed to be a bigger kappa with a sea turtle shell on its back
@shadowdecidueye2 жыл бұрын
Hydra, Yakuska, and Cthul shouldn't be on this list either
@onebilliontacos34052 жыл бұрын
To be fair, I doubt as many people would click on a video titles “13 various bodies of water monsters”.
@bringoawfuttery25252 жыл бұрын
I also like how inaccurate the dude was talking about the Kappa and kinda just gave it some weird filler
@whyareyoureadingmynickname81582 жыл бұрын
If you want an example of sea monster that isn't evil, there is hippocampus from Greek mythology. It's a friendly sea horse (not THAT seahorse) that helps sailors who are lost at sea and is a symbol of hope and good omen.
@LukeeBoi2 жыл бұрын
Isnt there also a different variant of it that makes you ride it so that it can drag you to the bottom of the ocean? Or is that a different one
@whyareyoureadingmynickname81582 жыл бұрын
@@LukeeBoi It's probably different one, since hippocampus is definitely a good creature.
@TheBrimmyRat2 жыл бұрын
Another example is Crabzilla, who (unless aggravated) will make sea honey for lost sailors by using sea cucumbers as a source. Although Crabzilla has been confirmed real in contrast to other mythological creatures.
@LukeeBoi2 жыл бұрын
@MercurialMærc oh yeah
@intelligenceparadigm49312 жыл бұрын
@MercurialMærc aw dude kelpies are my favorite mythical creatures
@LordFurret2 жыл бұрын
the kappa's face is the face I make when the totino's are cold in the middle
@redrix17872 жыл бұрын
Tfw you bite into something and it's cold
@amgoose34932 жыл бұрын
The kappa's face is the face I make when totino's
@nick-sx5ob2 жыл бұрын
What is an totino
@Eloraurora2 жыл бұрын
@@nick-sx5ob A brand of pizza pockets.
@TitanKaiju752 жыл бұрын
This Comment deserves more Likes.
@alis_the_kiwi2 жыл бұрын
Kappa summary: A child sized turtle with a cucumber kink that will steal your liver And might wrestle with you
@majordonut40222 жыл бұрын
Pretty accurate
@thepunishersequence2912 жыл бұрын
*does kata-gurume loses the water on his head* welp I guess you win
@adam.n-steve2 жыл бұрын
They are also known for r-ing people.
@traceyredus42832 жыл бұрын
And eating babies-
@NodDisciple12 жыл бұрын
Also likes to steal Fistulas from ur anus. I don't know what else it could be since the Japanese used to believe in a spherical organ that was supposed to be in your butt. Don't know what the rl equivalent could be other than a nasty fistula or polyp.
@monkeygodemperor.94122 жыл бұрын
Fun fact about the kappa: it’s powers come from a magic liquid that rests in a plate above their heads, you can make a kappa harmless by bowing to them, as they are polite creatures they will bow back and spill the liquid on their heads, effectively making them harmless.
@averageknifeenjoyer31082 жыл бұрын
Ty I'll use this
@nyancatpoptart5441 Жыл бұрын
"Kappas are polite creatures." *Proceeds to grab you and drown you the take out your liver because you ate a few cucumbers earlier*
@P.A.L.09 Жыл бұрын
My man’s wakappa he’s a good lad
@reganhoppe2586 Жыл бұрын
Not sure if this is true, but I saw somewhere that the origins came from dead bodies in the rivers of Japan, back when killing children to keep within the legal limit was common, parents would tell their children that the bodies were kappas to keep them from getting close/messing with them, some depictions look scarily similar to how a partially decomposed water-logged corpse looks
@cayreet5992 Жыл бұрын
Alternately, bring some cucumbers along and barter for crossing its river. If the kappa accepts them, it will let you pass.
@shtj67612 жыл бұрын
"Kappa steals the liver" Yeahhh, some sources say it's way weirder than that. What they steal isn't liver, but "shirikodama", meaning "butt soul". They steal your soul. Through your butt. Apparently, this is because drowned corpses have loose buttholes, so ancient Japanese thought they must have been fisted by turtle-duck men.
@Entropiccthyarlotep61412 жыл бұрын
Folklore is very weird and I'm all for it lmao
@markozbunjol6252 жыл бұрын
stole liver, so he is Tooms from X-Files
@mistahtwistah88952 жыл бұрын
I hate it when that happens
@Zyk0th8 ай бұрын
Japanese mythology is weird, especially about anuses. Have you heard about the Shirime? It's a yōkai that has an eye in the place of its anus. It likes to scare people by mooning them at night.
@RiseOfTheKumquat672 жыл бұрын
"According to the Bible, God created the Leviathan to play with" No, that's not even close to what it says
@heinshaaine81532 жыл бұрын
Also there are way better passages to show how amoral the god of the bible is. Genocide, slavery, woman as second class human...
@Eloraurora2 жыл бұрын
@@heinshaaine8153 ...literal human sacrifice...
@ShadowknightEX2 жыл бұрын
@@Eloraurora A wrath that cannot be equaled. At any rate, I’m a Christian and I know to take the Bible with a grain of salt (or a lethal dose at times). It supposed to be about being a good person. Unfortunately, a bunch of sanctimonious asshats have continued to take everything out of context at best, and legitimately ignore passages that don’t suit them at worst. Actually, it’s probably even worse when they use the Bible (definitely out of context as well) to justify being asshats.
@heinshaaine81532 жыл бұрын
@@ShadowknightEX But i never got why anyone would rationaly decide to load that whole lot of baggage (unproofable space daddy, unlogical explanations, bad morality, the bible, a history of immorality, the church) onto oneself. In my eyes it is so much easier to be a good person without religion.
@ShadowknightEX2 жыл бұрын
@@heinshaaine8153 well, coming from where we are today, yes, it is a bit illogical at the very least. But coming from the timelines where most religions were created, it helped explain things that we couldn’t yet answer. I think a reason why even today people accept religion is the notion of an afterlife, as well as humanity’s documented psychological need to answer authority. Basically it’s nice to think that there’s good reason to not be an ass in life because you will be rewarded in death if you follow a righteous path, and it’s also nice to think that no matter how much authority a bastard such as a king, or your country’s government, that there is a being with far more authority and power than they can hope for. I studied psychology and sociology pretty heavily in college, and that kind of helps me get into the heads of these kinds of people.
@lick282 жыл бұрын
Considering Gaia is poseidon's great grandmother, that leech thing seems like a fitting finished product.
@billcipher86452 жыл бұрын
I mean, Gaia's children were always either Gods or just straight up nightmares
@andrewface23552 жыл бұрын
@@billcipher8645 Then the one time she laid with a primordial deity as ancient as she is and born directly from Chaos like she was (Tartarus), she bore the biggest nightmare in all of Greek mythology, Typhon the offspring of the Earth and the Abyss.
@waterbear32552 жыл бұрын
They didn’t physically have intercourse since Gaia was sleeping within the Earth.
@squashcatstudios70432 жыл бұрын
Actually the leech thing USED to be a young woman, an absolutely normal one, but Zeus (I think) cursed her and made her a monster
@AllesZuSpaet532 жыл бұрын
Bro, that's still the least incestuos relationship in those myths.
@zeallust85422 жыл бұрын
Ah, finally a video thats not trying to say all these creatures exist
@damaybe46532 жыл бұрын
Imagine a snake that covers the entire world not being discovered XD
@Kama-kw3pp2 жыл бұрын
It went vegan and now lives in the marinas trench.
@arandompersonintheinternet72422 жыл бұрын
@@Kama-kw3pp Yeah I read something about that from an official website
@TheFagerlund2 жыл бұрын
If its been there for millennia it would be covered in stone and plants so it wouldn't be able to be discovered that easy, and in the story Thor defeated the creature. (I'm not saying that it exists or has ever existed but you have no clue what you're talking about so i just wanted to correct you)
@giannixx2 жыл бұрын
It was discovered, it's just that the world's governments don't want you to know it exists.
@damaybe46532 жыл бұрын
Thank you for being the top comment on this video and pls AVNJ if you see this unban me pls i he ans she rule on your discord at the same time again
@Bird_in_a_Trenchcoat2 жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate that for once the video is just talking about some cool myths instead of trying passing them off as real
@kiradeki35612 жыл бұрын
This. Like...dude, don't rip that hard on this. This was just some cool ancient myths from old religions. You don't have to believe in them, but like...it's kinda mean to just laugh at them with the same disregard as fake creature sightings.
@DR_REDACTED2 жыл бұрын
@@kiradeki3561 The dude just dosent know what fun is
@juaquintiscareno Жыл бұрын
@@kiradeki3561 what are you both on
@LiIGremlin2 жыл бұрын
The kappa image looks like it's drunk and high on lucky charms
@fordjosh74742 жыл бұрын
As someone who speaks Scottish Gaelic the way the guy pronounced Cirein-cròin physically hurt
@LoKing13372 жыл бұрын
As someone from Nordic decent It pains me hearing people “pronounce” names like Jörmungandr and Ratatoskr
@nickstadler8182 жыл бұрын
And used the image of Lagiacrus from Monster Hunter
@TwoCatsInLondon2 жыл бұрын
The pronunciation of Scylla and Charybdis was also awful.
@extraordinarilyordinarygam69352 жыл бұрын
@@LoKing1337 how is Jörmungandr pronounced? I’m still not sure
@extraordinarilyordinarygam69352 жыл бұрын
Can I also get a pronunciation of Cirein-Cròin? I live in the Scottish lands
@blackwing2da4452 жыл бұрын
8:35 Ah yes, the Lagiacrus. A Leviathan so powerful, it couldn't be brought to the NEW WORLD because it's toes and belly would clip into the ground and, quote 'Ruin the immersion', so they dropped the whole dang skeleton and never looked back...
@andrewcrowley63312 жыл бұрын
Here’s hoping he comes back in rise
@bigbrojz662 жыл бұрын
Makes me fucking seethe we got two shitty looking fish shits as his and agnakators replacement >:(((
@KitsuNerezza2 жыл бұрын
I would love to see Lagia and Ivory Lagia back in Rise, they're some of my favourite monsters
@meghanwallace81752 жыл бұрын
If i recall correctly the main reason lagiacrus and all the other leviathans weren't added to world was because the engine couldn't handle having too many body parts so close to the ground at once and it would cause the game to lag really badly, so they scrapped the skeleton so it wouldn't be a problem.
@LegosR4Adlts2 жыл бұрын
Pause at 8:19. That’s a Lagiacrus from the Monster Hunter franchise. I even looked up the creature to see if there were any actual interpretations. Most of what I found were either Lagiacrus or the Sea Emperor from Subnautica. Edit: After finishing that segment they used Lagiacrus a lot.
@zanderfurrow96712 жыл бұрын
I noticed that too lmao
@HullsColby2 жыл бұрын
I got irked when they showed that, it's literally just monster hunter picture being used as the interpretation of a mythical creature.
@PufferFish.N2 жыл бұрын
YEAH ITS CRAZY!!!! 🤣
@lolikumadesbear19992 жыл бұрын
The creepiest thing in the video is how the narrator pronounced the names of the so-called "sea monsters"
@incidentlyaniguana21932 жыл бұрын
He was rapid fire spitting straight cringe.
@TheMilkMan80082 жыл бұрын
I actually really like ancient monster legends. A lot come from misidentification such as sea boars likely being thought up after seeing a baleen whale carcass. "What are we most familiar with that has tusks? Oh! Boars! Its a big boar in the sea!" Or cases of what I like to call "what if but bigger" syndrome. "Woah! Those things with tentacles are weird. Wouldn't it be scarry if we were fish? Or what if this.... but bigger. And we were its prey". Humans scared of things leads to what if but bigger syndrome. And I love that.
@its_konna87172 жыл бұрын
That profile pic tho...
@elitemetropolice45512 жыл бұрын
just, change the pfp. i think it violates like 50 rules.
@Hindshell54382 жыл бұрын
@@its_konna8717 its a broom, look closer
@its_konna87172 жыл бұрын
@@Hindshell5438 I know, it just looks like something different at first
@normalhuman98782 жыл бұрын
My pet peeve with giant sea monster legends is that they target humans as prey We are tiny compared to them We’re not worth the calories
@theramblinmahoney23162 жыл бұрын
10:28 What’s funny is there are actually tons of benign and really chill giant monsters in different folklore, including Lovecraftian old Gods who really just wanna be left alone. Apparently they don’t grab clicks as well.
@RobertMcBride-is-cool Жыл бұрын
First comment I found regarding Cthulhu and it doesn’t even mention how the narrator butchered the name…
@nyancatpoptart5441 Жыл бұрын
@@RobertMcBride-is-cool to be fair, The gods or eldritch beings in the stories were said to have names that the human tongue could not physically speak. So technically there is no wrong pronunciation since we apparently can't pronounce what their real names actually sound like.
@spenkerdetanker90672 жыл бұрын
2:37 I love how he took an amon amarth album cover and thought we wouldn't notice. also why didn't he tell the full story about the kappa, they're from japanese folklore and they have a lil dent on the top of their head where there's water. the water acts as their life force. if you'd encounter a kappa the only thing you had to was to bow since it would feel honor bound to bow back and thus it's head would drain and it would die, but if you saved it by filling it with new water it would then become a protective spirit for you and your family.
@ivorynargie2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the mythical sea creatures Lagiacrus
@redrix17872 жыл бұрын
The words "zerberus" and "chi mareuh" cause me physical pain
@sergiosantosfilipe1652 жыл бұрын
Whats Next? The all mighty cedeus? (I forgot how to type it, please forgive me)
@kevingluys30632 жыл бұрын
@@redrix1787 Sky-La
@andrewcrowley63312 жыл бұрын
@@sergiosantosfilipe165 *G o b u l*
@marcusgo11602 жыл бұрын
@@sergiosantosfilipe165 plesioth
@muggoganerva2512 жыл бұрын
Seamonster video exists. Giant squid: "What's kraken my guys"
@michac.82832 жыл бұрын
I want to write a crime novel about a detective squid called "kraken the case"
@jasperredican49872 жыл бұрын
The Kappa was on River Monsters and Jeremy wade said that it was based on giant Japanese salamanders being mistaken for monsters
@camomoose10782 жыл бұрын
4:11 Kappas dont just have bowl cuts, their heads are literal bowls. Theres water inside that helps them preserve their powers on land. So you can beat them by tripping them over.
@JayFreely2 жыл бұрын
8:33 is literally just a lagiacrus from monster Hunter 😂
@ackbarreserve2 жыл бұрын
That is definitely the least flattering depiction of a Kappa I've ever seen 8:19 NO THAT'S A FUCKIN' LAGIACRUS BRO, THAT'S GOOD FOR THUNDER ELEMENT WEAPONS
@Milksong932 жыл бұрын
tri underwater combat flashbacks
@TatoGato2 жыл бұрын
@@Milksong93 I miss underwater
@Milksong932 жыл бұрын
@@TatoGato it was annoying but i think it could be done really well if it was to be brought back
@mrxbear95062 жыл бұрын
I came to say the same thing xD
@ColonelSanders4932 жыл бұрын
Lagi for sunbreak?
@pizzamozzarella30052 жыл бұрын
Prediction: Crabzilla is n.1 (he is real)
@camerontrejo5312 жыл бұрын
Obviously he is real, smh my head
@Squibballs2 жыл бұрын
@@camerontrejo531 "shaking my head my head" umm what?
@LiIGremlin2 жыл бұрын
fax,no printer
@choihayting50392 жыл бұрын
the comments are getting more and more shit as it turns into crabzilla cringe
@pizzamozzarella30052 жыл бұрын
@@choihayting5039 cry about it
@Arkman9682 жыл бұрын
8:20 as a Scottish person the proper pronunciation of this would be "Key-ir-en cr-oy-n", don't let his lies fool you. He doesn't speak Gaelic.
@RightFootCreep2 жыл бұрын
0:52 Woa! I didn’t know the new Minecraft update allowed Enderman to go in water!
@tossfaucet85002 жыл бұрын
Gotta respect Kappas bowl cut
@eggsbenedict77112 жыл бұрын
This might sound weird, but, could you react to other Tierzoo's fish related videos? Since you already saw the fish tier list and the shark tier list, i'm talking about the spongebob character tier list, the deep sea meta (and minimaxing with crustaceans maybe)
@diogobraga62162 жыл бұрын
He said, sometimes I believe, he doesn't like to watch good videos.
@LadyAndromeda12342 жыл бұрын
"He's called the sea monk???" me: ... underwater temple, underwater monk, underwater rhymes and an underwater funk-
@sharinganblood252 жыл бұрын
This has become my #1 source of comedy on youtube. You have a knack for finding these videos and your reactions are hilarious. Subscribed
@callaway42572 жыл бұрын
“Cirein-cròin” shows the monster hunter monster lagiacrus lol
@red12462 жыл бұрын
"cerein kroin" *proceed to show multiple images of lagiacrus that has nothing to do with either scotland or pretty much anything in the description*
@deadlydingus11382 жыл бұрын
I love how unimpressed the kappa looks.
@christiancinnabars14022 жыл бұрын
8:32 Random Lagiacrus picture.
@fidothedonutclock79782 жыл бұрын
You can also see him at 8:19
@izunadara18942 жыл бұрын
“Only 5% of the ocean has been explored “ -Chills 2021
@liviekumori2 жыл бұрын
8:32 I love how he used a picture of a Monster Hunter monster for this one
@shadowdecidueye2 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, the Umibozu is actually pretty cool and scary, I recommend Daryl's video (early Dazz Reviews) for a really good informative video about it
@beatleboy31962 жыл бұрын
10:28 Cthulhu's brother Kthanid is the complete opposite of him who actively protects the galaxy and is also incapable of violence, he also has a great hatred for his brother and the other great old ones. He is the one who banished the great old ones to earth in the first place. He also helps a human that he kinda worked with for awhile.
@Entropiccthyarlotep61412 жыл бұрын
Each day I learn more and more about the cosmic beings from Lovecraftian lore Also wow I didn't know that lmao Should be talked about more
@beatleboy31962 жыл бұрын
@@Entropiccthyarlotep6141 it isn't talked about alot for one reason or another. I always assumed it was the same reason some people don't like Tau in Warhammer 40k, they don't like the fact that a god and one with very direct connection to the mythos name sake is a goodie two shoes who helps people with like no strings attached.
@androidmk59872 жыл бұрын
How could they get the Kappa so wrong? I thought they were well known
@kaji97042 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they just left out the part where they rip out your soul through your anus lmao
@lordgrunwalder16072 жыл бұрын
I dunno, it seems pretty accurate
@odetoclear2 жыл бұрын
i love the story of the kappa, this video really did him dirty smh
@____thecommenter15692 жыл бұрын
Kappa quite literally have a bowl cut Their head is hollowed out on the top forming a bowl and the water inside functions as a brain If the water drips out the kappa dies
@theman64222 жыл бұрын
8:35 that is not that monster. That is lagiacrus. Love my dude lagiacrus
@RDRJJ2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Katulu. The most famous and scariest monster of them all
@danielsanimation21032 жыл бұрын
"Why are monsters so evil?" "Why are kids so childlike?"
@oscargruber85822 жыл бұрын
As far as I heard Kappas attract children to their river territory, drown them and eat their soul. They have a dent in the head that when filled with water grants them magical abilities. The wrestle thing is because when you fight one you are supposed to bow first, so that the kappa bows too and the water in the dent falls down making them weaker. They are supposed to eat cucumbers, thats why there was a tradition in ancient times to put a plate of cucumbers outside so that the kappa is pleased. But yeah, I wonder what person made such creature up...
@owotogo33192 жыл бұрын
1:38 when they show a photo of brighton, a city in the south of the uk that is nowhere near japan at all
@anka87092 жыл бұрын
Your thumbnail made me laugh so hard, thank you for making my day a bit better :D
@ShRkDa2 жыл бұрын
the whole Kappa thing is actually even more crazy. In the original myth about the monsters they would reach into the ass of people that shit into rivers and steal a fictional organ-orb thing, which would instantly kill you
@theoverseer3932 жыл бұрын
Butt soul
@pastaconnoisseur84412 жыл бұрын
7:13 "oops, I made a kraken, haha! I'm such a gemini"
@DavidBarkland2 жыл бұрын
As a nord I wanna shed some light on the nordic monsters on this list: Jorgmandr isn't evil, just indifferent. They're sleeping, and will awake to do their own thing at ragnarök. Kraken isn't evil either, just a servant of the Lady of the Sea. In the myths it is _not_ a squid or octopus. Iko-Turso isn't really malicious either, but just the all-father of the nature spirits and has a short temper.
@paintedpig30212 жыл бұрын
God I've been waiting so long for one of these list to bring up Cthulhu, I'm so happy it finally happened!
@ulrikahaggard99232 жыл бұрын
But they aren't mythological tho
@chickinnipples65602 жыл бұрын
Also pronounced it wrong like most other things on the list
@ShadowknightEX2 жыл бұрын
As far as the kappa taking the liver, I think it was from some belief that the liver contained your soul or something to that effect.
@hydranoid20092 жыл бұрын
You haven't even heard the best part about the Kappa. Legends say they rip your soul out your ass. Also they have the bowl cut because their head literally has a bowl shape in the middle holding water. if you trick a kappa into bowing and spilling the water it will be incapable of moving and thus forced to grant your desires if you refill it's water bowl
@DocApoc2 жыл бұрын
They didn't mention the best part of the kappa; they have a bowl-like indentation in their heads filled with water. They also have great manners. If you bow for one, it will bow deeper than you, and spill the water from it's head, which suffocates it.
@chirevam2 жыл бұрын
So Poseidon had kids with his great grandmother? I know Greek Mythology is messed up but this?WHAT?!
@f1shb0nes722 жыл бұрын
The way the voiceover guy pronounces the creatures names saps my faith in humanity
@juanpablorodriguez78842 жыл бұрын
9:12 imagine that thing coming close to you and say "I hear you had something to tell us, the seahorses"
@seriouscinnamonbun47932 жыл бұрын
certified hood classic
@creditsunknown79742 жыл бұрын
There are many iterations and interpretacions pf the leviathan, specifically in the bible. It can range from a representacion of the void killed to form the base of the world to a big snake god wrestled with. Sometimes both. Trey the explainer made a video about its place in religious texts and old possible inspirations.
@randomguyodst462 жыл бұрын
trey the explainer 🤣
@DERTHIX2 жыл бұрын
There must be a key to seeing a sea monk... a "Sea-Monk-key" if you will...
@cxthednalien2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how he mentions Cthulhu in a video about mythological creatures
@justsolcastle4062 жыл бұрын
8:20 they just used Lagiacrus from the Monster Hunter games
@justsolcastle4062 жыл бұрын
8:35 also Lagiacrus
@onebilliontacos34052 жыл бұрын
Honestly, this video was actually pretty good. It’s facts were rather straight on and the pronunciations were not half bad.
@kaji97042 жыл бұрын
The prononciations were not half bad? He pronounced Zeus as Soos! Lmao
@Gay_Priest2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, my favorite creature from ancient mythology, Lagiacrus
@hunter55612 жыл бұрын
Hey guys, Cirein-croin exists!, I captured one of those with my nintendo switch! 8:18
@caisarriojzr19682 жыл бұрын
Ah mate, you should see my 2DS, there's dozens of them
@givemeyourgarbage7980 Жыл бұрын
I mean,,, i guess it's a "totally real mythical creature"... if you took monster hunter as a fucking documentary lmao
@pineapplerr2 жыл бұрын
The heck does a person in chat mean the painting is bad at 0:21??? It looks great!
@andrashosszu11062 жыл бұрын
Kappa be like: get livers I will. Hmmm
@kaji97042 жыл бұрын
Well, in actual Japanese folklore, Kappa usually rip out their victims soul through their anus. So more like "Stick my hand in your butt, I will. Hmmm"
@Wasteddddddd2 жыл бұрын
7:01 its squid-zilla, no one can tell me otherwise
@reneesteiner18582 жыл бұрын
God was just in a silly goofy mood when he made these 😅
@tomasdipple18682 жыл бұрын
This video can be summed up with "sounds legit" also mythological content
@DR_REDACTED2 жыл бұрын
True dude is just dumb and dosent know what a myth is
@itz_arrchie2 жыл бұрын
I have this strong belief that even if these creatures existed they would be just like regular sea creatures, not giving a fuck about humans at all.
@drsharkboy65682 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and the only way they would harm people is by meddling with boats, and even then, assuming they bear as much intelligence as whales, any sinking caused by them would be an accident unless we, being the dumb, excessively prideful and ambitious species we are, go out of our way to hunt them for Chinese horny juice or whatever.
@sethmo92 жыл бұрын
Still can't get over how much the algorithm loves this guy
@GhostMan4072 жыл бұрын
the Cthulhu universe is so insane, there needs to be more games or movies made about it imo
@insidiousstaple.2 жыл бұрын
you can see the descriptions getting more rushed, almost as if his text-to-speech fee trial is ending...
@alexanderbridges84422 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Wade concluded that the kaapa was a giant salamander
@andrewcrowley63312 жыл бұрын
He also concluded those mfs are big enough to swallow a toddler, and probably have in the past which is what started the myth.
@itsyaboiguzma2 жыл бұрын
I genuinely cannot believe that they used Lagiacrus from monster hunter tri to represent the Cirein-croin that's genuinely hilarious to me.
@OhRhino12 жыл бұрын
I love that for pictures of Cirein-croin he just used pictures of the Lagiacrus from monster hunter
@turttheturtle8232 жыл бұрын
Kappa se dinosaur petson in vatter very real -MMMM lever,say Kappa -He is a turtel, say Biolegist.
@ijustlikebees2 жыл бұрын
I don't understand this comment but yes
@avaria42792 жыл бұрын
I can't get over how he said Cthulhu, by far one of the weirder pronunciations I've heard of it.
@kendallchaos2 жыл бұрын
Yeah he butchered pretty much every name
@thebussypresident70852 жыл бұрын
Kappas actually hang around sewers. If you happen to be a giant Japanese man that is strong enough to fistfight a bear you might be able to see it.
@farkaselliott01612 жыл бұрын
Remember seeing illustrations of The Kappa in River Monsters. Scared the living crap out of me as a kid
@Norrsky2 жыл бұрын
"made up for a short story" yeah the guy who wrote that story had a pretty radical cat
@Lrdnqustr2 жыл бұрын
hmmmmm..I do wonder whats his cat's name
@kakahass88452 жыл бұрын
He's pronouncing "Umibōzu" wrong it has a long "o" vowel for god's sake he even spelled it with "ō" how can you get that wrong?
@kaji97042 жыл бұрын
He's pronouncing pretty much everything wrong. Did you listen to how he pronounced Zeus? That physically hurt my ears...
@ThePieFairy912 жыл бұрын
I was blind-sided by so many things I found funny that I couldn't even recover before the next one hit. The pronunciations. The pictures. Zak's reactions. A beautiful cocktail!
@wired_badger2 жыл бұрын
"Umibozu" I remember in a earlier video, i compared one of the entries with the water wraith, which is based on the umibozu.
@deadlydingus11382 жыл бұрын
The one from pikmin, right?
@wired_badger2 жыл бұрын
@@deadlydingus1138 Yes! It's from Pikmin 2, in the submerged castle.
@Mystery-Wolf2 жыл бұрын
1:42 Hey- isn’t this Fenrir’s brother from Norse mythology? Like it’s from mythology- this thing I think is the son of Loki, a human. I dunno but like I heavily doubt this thing exists. But I do want to add something- I don’t believe that Norse mythology exists but I mean Odin did promise to rid the world of ice giants and like- I’m not seeing any ice giants.
@psychomanatee34592 жыл бұрын
Yes, hes one of three of Lokis children prophesied to bring Ragnorok. Fenrir and Hel are the other two. And loki isnt a human, hes a shapeshifting god, so that explains some of his children's... interesting features 😂
@Mystery-Wolf2 жыл бұрын
@@psychomanatee3459 I still wonder how Loki (A humanoid being as far as we know) made a giant wolf and a giant sea serpent with just a monster lady-
@psychomanatee34592 жыл бұрын
@@Mystery-Wolf I mean, have you ever read the loki horse story?
@psychomanatee34592 жыл бұрын
His genes are wack
@Eidlones2 жыл бұрын
@@Mystery-Wolf Loki once turned into a female horse to get fucked by another horse, and the offspring became Odin's personal steed
@TyrannicalAnimz2 жыл бұрын
8:20 If you have played Monster Hunter then you would know that this is Lagiacrus.
@crableg83392 жыл бұрын
the leviathan one is a bit inaccurate. the only insight towards what it looked like is that it was a big ol' fire breathing snake.
@iangarrison61422 жыл бұрын
love how one of the pictures of Cirein-croin is just lagiacrus from monster hunter lol
@kevinsundelin86392 жыл бұрын
I said it on the VOD and I'll say it here again, the way he manages to mispronounce everything makes me irrationally angry
@balthier17062 жыл бұрын
Leviathon wasn’t there for god to “play with.” According to the bible god created it as an example to Job, to show how powerful he was. The Leviathan could not be killed by anything on earth, but god, being greater could “play with it as though a bird” It was a way to prove a point, not a thing of amusement.
@randomguyodst462 жыл бұрын
That would be Xingjiang the leviathan dragon (fire drake). I believe God killed him by slashing his sword on his neck, it was nasty and I see how we got oil from.
@TitanKaiju752 жыл бұрын
I mean Kappa are honestly pretty chill as long as you throw 'em a cucumber every now and then. Also Fun Fact for anyone unaware, the Pokémon Golduck, Lotad, Lombre, and Ludicolo are based on the Kappa.
@loudstone91932 жыл бұрын
This video is preposterous. Now if you excuse me I’ll go and warship the lord and savior Cthulhu
@kuitaranheatmorus99322 жыл бұрын
This video was great,and I wish yall are having a good day
@lawrencelopez98392 жыл бұрын
My first experience with Kappa was from Harvest moon and he was cute as heck... this realistic looking kappa is scaring me.
@ScrappleDapple2 жыл бұрын
I’ve had that kappa picture as my phone wallpaper for like 3 years now.. he is so beautiful..
@jackcross61072 жыл бұрын
The sticky horse seems alot like the kelpie, if it isn’t one. Kelpie are black horses that you get stuck to, and they drag you into water to drown you, and can also chase shift