Flirting with Danger: How We Stay SAFE on Our Sailboat (Ep 60)

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5 жыл бұрын

We arrive in France and end up having a BLAST cliff-jumping and cave exploring. We also round out this episode with a bit of off-color humor while explaining our thoughts on boat safety; I've dubbed in TV-14 so you may want to screen it first before watching with your kids. I apologize in advance if you find it offensive, but it was just so funny that I had to include it, for the sake of keeping it real, and hopefully, making you laugh! Hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, laugh at us!
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@spiderstex 5 жыл бұрын

"We've got 4 kids for a reason. We've got spares." Seriously LMAO! :'D

@AliceSmithVlogs 4 жыл бұрын

Lol we call ours the heir and the spare 🤣

@burntoutaussie4005 3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant Keith. Thanks. Love it.

@patriciawhitehead1976 2 жыл бұрын

❤

@patriciawhitehead1976 2 жыл бұрын

I love you Z crew.

@frimpungping 5 жыл бұрын

we need more Keith's inappropriate jokes.

@CapeFearFamilyLaw 4 жыл бұрын

So so true!!! LMAO today!

@BigTruckingDreams 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed, that's hilarious. I made my husband sit through that and he was cracking up, cuz I'm like, "this is SO you" 😂😂😂

@PP-rt2fs 5 жыл бұрын

Keith, keep on drinking whatever you are drinking. This one made me lol. Zatara has become my favorite sailing youtube video. Great editing and a great family. Thanks for sharing.

@mikemangieri7626 Жыл бұрын

For sure watch every night 4 hrs great loving family

@cliffstarks9579 5 жыл бұрын

I LOVED the “adult” themed monologue on safety. My wife (Judy) said that Keith and I were brothers from different mothers. “You two are so much alike, I can just see you doing what Keith did”. As for the scenery, omg, the water was beautiful. But Homie is not going to start cliff diving.

@BigTruckingDreams 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@LeeShand 5 жыл бұрын

Muff Diving! I actually spat my bear out!!!

@aperfectcocktail8070 5 жыл бұрын

Great sense of humor! Thanks for the laugh!

@bob4919 5 жыл бұрын

"When you're muff diving..." Snorted my linguini at that one Keith!

@Wyattheearp 5 жыл бұрын

You guys are too funny. Love the safety tips! I think that the people who worry the most about your safety are people who have never lived on board a boat. I have worked on vessels all my life and understand where you all are coming from. Saying that, stay safe you guys.

@SailingBrothers 5 жыл бұрын

I have four children too. Made sure they all watched this video. Spares... classic.

@christinec1928 5 жыл бұрын

Best argument for protection I've seen in a long time. :) LOL

@lindsayshockledge579 2 жыл бұрын

I just love Keith's sense of humour, he cracks me up every time!!!!!

@bearitraeb 9 ай бұрын

Keith ❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂you make me miss my Dad. All the good of him, I really have forgotten about the good thank you

@evelynhayward2890 4 жыл бұрын

Too damn funny. I love the "bad kid" part with no jail time. He made my day. TY

@thomasjohns8184 5 жыл бұрын

Best Damn Safety Vid I've seen in years but I'm partial to the 🌴 coconut palm inflatable! Just down eat the coconuts their rubbery!

@lydial5695 5 жыл бұрын

Bahaha!!! I knew that was coming... "We had four children for a reason" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@SailingZatara 5 жыл бұрын

(And he holds up five fingers?!?! He’s such an old fart!)

@bigl161985 4 жыл бұрын

This family is priceless ahah ive been watching eps for the past 2 days and it gets better and better

@dantco 5 жыл бұрын

Enjoying humor online has to rate right up there with not wearing PFDs for risky. That's what makes the humor so great!!!! Love your channel!!!

@keebearfull 5 жыл бұрын

OK. . . time for a comment: That's the best mini safety deal I've seen since the time I flew Southwest Airlines and the pre trip safety guy had us all in tears. GREAT humor, something I'm sure is a must to get along day in day out with a fam of 6 when sailing.

@gillianwv9611 5 жыл бұрын

The Flaccid Flamingo! 😂😂😂 We have 4 kids too, as every day we pick which one is #4 in the pecking order. We don’t tell that kid, we don’t want to psychologically damage him...but we just look at each other and silently vote which one came in fourth today!

@dr.faramovagharnia4129 4 жыл бұрын

Keith, you are a funny man. Thanks for your sense of humor and may God bless and protect you and your family during your journey. I have watched all of your videos twice by now and this is my third round. You are living my dreams. Enjoy your life, my man.

@nemoniente5844 5 жыл бұрын

...you guys get 100%, and then some, on parenting... your sense of humor is tops... kudos on your adventures...

@nerissea7226 5 жыл бұрын

That was absolutely hysterical !!! Best safety VID I have seen.... Thanks for the Laughs !!!

@sharmalab 5 жыл бұрын

Just finished watching episode 60 and still have tears from all the laughing and have a stitch in my side 😂🤣😂 Keith, you are an amazing story teller and jokester🤣😂 I started watching your channel recently and have thoroughly enjoyed each episode. Renee, you do such a great job recording your travels👍🏾 Many blessings as you continue your adventure🙏🏾

@SailingZatara 5 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@charlieodom9107 5 жыл бұрын

I love the "Kieth Talk"...we need more of those!

@rcorn8114 5 жыл бұрын

Just what this tired old farm boy needed to put a smile on his face and to forget the stress of harvest. Thanks

@timothyroberts6646 5 жыл бұрын

Keith this one was pretty funny lol

@MrJking065 3 ай бұрын

I have not heard the term "Muff Diving" for many years. I darn nearly fell out of my office chair when Captain Keith said that.😂😂🤠🤠

@KellieOtero 5 ай бұрын

This was some of the best adult humor I’ve seen on KZfaq. Thanks so much for brightening up my morning.

@gregfarrell6009 5 жыл бұрын

Hey Keith, your comedy is so good you should be on the stage! The first stage out of town! lol

@StreetTruckinTitan 5 жыл бұрын

"We have spares" LMAO! I def appreciate your sense of humor!

@jerryedmonds3022 5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAH, literally the ending bit of this video was the best 😂😂

@wanttoplae 5 жыл бұрын

I’m from a large family too and my parents always said the same thing, we were cheaper by the dozen, and they like having spares.

@rachaeljones6564 3 жыл бұрын

As the spare child in my family, I am mildly offended. I loved this way too much! 😂😂😂

@randyd4456 4 жыл бұрын

The pink flamingos come standard with a sweet term life policy 😉

@keshavaaumritum1 5 жыл бұрын

Talk about living the dream ... you guys didn't just talk, you did it.

@bernicehorne3827 5 жыл бұрын

Can’t believe that you didn’t make it down to New Zealand because your humour is so Kiwi. We call it « taking the piss « . Love it. I have met many American people but find your family to be the most relatable to our culture. If you love your life in America then please don’t come to NZ because you would fit in so well you would never want to leave. What a gift you have given to your children by doing what you are doing. It’s a pleasure to see them grow. And no kids, I don’t mean in height. From grumpy little shits (Kiwi term) to exceptional people. Take advantage of what is to come in your adventures. You are all brilliant. And the I’m shy girl who wrote the poem of few words at the beginning of the journey needs to write another........who am I now? I wish you could see yourselves through the eyes of us viewers because you would understand why random people like me feel so proud of you all. And I’m not even your mum! Just feel like it sometimes.

@mhappy01 5 жыл бұрын

Not quite, hold on there. It was us the Brits who invented "taking the piss", we just sent an export version to kiwi land.

@mharper6877 5 жыл бұрын

Lovely comments Kiwi! Ha! Canadians call it, "talking shit"; I guess we are all connected somehow - hey? But that (hey?), was purely Canadian! Don't you agree?

@maryrusso2892 4 жыл бұрын

I am a late comer to your blogs. My guy has been talking about us sailing away. He sent me a link to Season 1, Episode 1 on the mono hull. I have been binge watching. I actually stopped watching TV! I have been jotting down notes and think a Cat is the way to go. No kids here but OMG did I laugh about the spares and culling the herd. Choked on my water when you talked about the mask for muff diving. I had crewed on a 28 ft wood hull cabin cruiser when I was in high school. Some guests had brought their bratty kids. The Captain said if they didn't behave, he was going to keelhaul them. They were a bit unsure. I offered to get the lines. While I went to the locker, Captain explained keelhauling. I came back with a set of lines. The parents were trying not to laugh. The kids were all wide eyed. They were on their best behavior but crab walked past me all the time making sure I didn't have lines. In case you're wondering, I subscribed after the first episode.

@nidhas1881 5 жыл бұрын

Literally the best safety advice I’ve ever heard! - you nailed it and I almost wet myself! The “bad one in the herd” is a continual problem and I’m glad we have some positive solutions to deal with said issue! Seriously - thank you so much for the serious and light hearted content - I’m a big fan. Fair winds and following seas from England - hope you visit the uk soon x

@stevenculler4449 5 жыл бұрын

Awesome video! Love the cliff diving, Jack is really good! Keith....lmao......good to see y’all have a sense of humor!

@tonytrumble 5 жыл бұрын

I just love the humor!! My wife and I never miss a vlog!!

@Niagra2011 5 жыл бұрын

Just happened upon your channel 3 days ago. I immediately subbed and have binge watched about 40 videos already. My health has been hampered by being a cancer survivor for two years but chemo gave me heart failure. I cannot do much but your channel has been quality entertainment for me and brightens my days! Thank you so very much for sharing your adventures!!! It was nice to see Italy, France, Belgium, etc. again. I have Family in Belgium and toured many of these countries years ago. Be safe and enjoy your travels. Fair winds and following seas!

@Brooke52528 5 жыл бұрын

Seriously though, it's so obvious Keith & Renee still fancy the arse off each other! Love it♥️😈😈👿👿👅👅

@nellievanellie9935 5 жыл бұрын

OMG hilarious! The dad( Keith) really needs to be on comedy live, years from laughing so hard, and feeling foolish for laughing so hard and by myself! Love the pink flamingo!

@irishsailor9327 5 жыл бұрын

You are SICK and I love it. Loved the TV14 Segment. Really enjoying the Med. Thank you

@txchivette1815 5 жыл бұрын

ROFL 🤣 OMG!!!! I just started watching your family vlogs and I must say I'm glad your channel showed up on my suggestions. The 2 of you are such a cute couple and Hilarious to say the least and your kids are just Awesome! Thank You Sailing Zatara 😍😎

@Shelleyc1972 5 жыл бұрын

Omg Keith and his spare children! He had me rolling! Love you guys!

@Detonator_Prime 5 жыл бұрын

Hey Z Crew. I have been been binge watching all of your videos and I was waiting until the very last episode to make contact with you. However ! The safety section with Keith was just waaaaaayyyyy too funny not to comment on. I can’t believe people are so worried about safety. Talk about overprotective helicopter parents. Keep doing what you are doing because you are all soooo great. Sailing around the world with my family is my dream and you guys are really inspiring me. Can’t wait for more episodes. Fair winds and safe sailing to you and you beautiful family. Nathan in Australia.

@amberbates1105 4 жыл бұрын

I love you guys so much I love your family and what you guys stand for. Keep the wind in your sails. God speed.

@Memo_Sagun 5 жыл бұрын

OMG, damn Cap. Keithi you rock ! you made me cry while iam laughing my azz off :))) Fair winds and safe cruise ZATARA Family :))

@dirkbaeuerle2952 3 жыл бұрын

U r funny, Keith! Of all the southerners I have met, u r by far the funniest. Don’t lose your touch!

@OULIED2 5 жыл бұрын

Man I can't wait until I can afford to get a catamaran, until then I'll just live vicariously through you from my screen here in Japan.

@owenpotter2459 5 жыл бұрын

So much innuendo in one episode! Love it! Your kids will be on their best behaviour after watching this episode I'm thinking. LOL

@jimrisch8408 3 жыл бұрын

The kids are all wondering: Who's the Heir? and Who's the Spare?

@niclaslinden8608 5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha! 🤣 Probably the funniest sailing video I have watched so far through the years! Just love you guys!

@todaysrealhealth8038 5 жыл бұрын

Niclas Lindén totally agree, Keith we need more “ Adult Episodes “ .

@ceschias3733 5 жыл бұрын

I think you could be easily my best friend, great dad, great personality. May God be with you. Hello from Guatemala.

@michaelsamuel4159 5 жыл бұрын

Keith is hilarious! I'd drink beer with that guy any day. LMAO

@jamiehicks3533 5 жыл бұрын

Been watching off and on for a year or more. I really appreciate your humor (especially on this episode - compelled me to comment!) combined with good storytelling and a good balance of maintenance and hands-on sailor-stuff. Thank you, keep it up.

@sjenkins1983 4 жыл бұрын

"it's flaccid right now, and you know the older I get alot of things tend to be that way" ... Lol quote of the century.

@ldg2004 5 жыл бұрын

Keith that was awesome in the safety portion! Thank you for the early morning humor.

@AlessandroCardano 4 жыл бұрын

The most educative video about protection in wet circumstances.

@rayharkins14 5 жыл бұрын

Another great video. Jack the cliff jumper. That took guts. Everyone seems more at home on this new double wide... I am really glad Keith had a safety talk with us. That was a big concern for many of us. You got some great equipment so I will stop bugging you. Thank you...

@kjolas 5 жыл бұрын

I came across your video while looking at similar videos, but was attracted to your story sailing with your entire family. What a fun time you guys are having traveling around the world and giving your kids not only a great education on the boat, but are giving them an experience that very, very few people in the world will ever have. Good for you guys! I really enjoy riding along with your wonderful family. They say when you see well mannered and polite kids, you will know what kind of parenting they have had, and that scares the bejeebers out of me for the well being of your kids! Ha ha ha ha ha. Be safe, keep up the great work and I look forward to more clean, fun videos.

@dh5645 5 жыл бұрын

⛵️ I use to think that Delos was number one and you guys were a close second...🤔... but after Keith’s bit in this video I now think that you guys are number one and Delos is a close second 😜⛵️

@jensenjourney3333 5 жыл бұрын

Wife just gave birth to child #9. yes, NINE. I don't have a boat (yet), but when asked about why I'd want to sail around the world I have, on occasion, used the same "lose the unwanted kids" joke. For some reason the men laugh, the women scowl. Invariably I get some comment like, "well, you know how those kids happen don't you?" and I respond, "I know how it happens, I just can't figure out who's doing it!" … again the men laugh but I now get a bruised shoulder too. Thanks for another good video!!

@strelnikoff7 5 жыл бұрын

Jensen Journey 😄😄😄 I gotta use these jokes some day

@michaelrouse627 5 жыл бұрын

To heck with the boat....buy a TV man! That will resolve any further issues.

@daedster1 5 жыл бұрын

hahahahahahahahahaha

@zzzxxzzz4797 5 жыл бұрын

You have a baseball team !

@TheNavyCTRC 5 жыл бұрын

seriously almost gagged on my coffee with the muff diving comment and the spares. so funny.

@wi11y1960 5 жыл бұрын

One of the better safety blurbs I have seen in some time.

@hankheyns2448 3 жыл бұрын

As a father, I am envious of what you have given your children well done sir

@raynasage38 5 жыл бұрын

This made me love this channel even more! 😂❤️

@arturorodriguez2772 4 жыл бұрын

You made me laugh so hard! Love your videos... from a weekend sailor from Mexico City.

@ebogi21 5 жыл бұрын

There are few intros that I can sit through and yours is one that I enjoy. Love the music choice. Your honesty and humor is quite entertaining. Keep doing what you do - thank you for the laughs as I sit in my office and dream of the day I can escape. I have one son that just graduated law school, past the bar and is actively searching for a job - yay! Another son that is graduating from college next year - freedom is just around the corner. LOL. Your family is an inspiration to all!

@patrickyoung5272 5 жыл бұрын

Great family, lots of laughter which should be the 11th commandments. Stay true to yourself. God bless

@cestmoi1262 4 жыл бұрын

Loved your common sense approach to safety requirements and good humor.

@rsarver152 5 жыл бұрын

You guys have the best sailing videos on youtube, keep them coming.

@garyt2005 5 жыл бұрын

Very good,,,Very funny...I think being tethered, clipped in ..is more important than PFD's. You are doing great...my favorite VLOG.

@MichaelOZimmermannJCDECS 5 жыл бұрын

Yep, I know what you're telling us, Keith ;-) Love the humor, but, hope to see some sailing. see some passage videos.... get to it, man! Thanks Renee, Keith and the (un)wanted kiddies! Have a pleasant stay.

@ianbeadle9818 3 жыл бұрын

The pink flamingo sketch 🤣🤣 absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣Keith, you're awesome!!

@svgitana2499 5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the adult part was awesome!! We would get along well!! 😀🍻

@tpshouse8993 Жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh Keith! Please keep the dad jokes coming dude! You had me on the floor! Love love love it!

@gordenfreeman123 3 жыл бұрын

Oh lordy, I love your sense of humour! I can't stop giggling.

@thomasn3766 5 жыл бұрын

Bloody brilliant, fantastic humour, keep it up and keep it rocking.

@bryceandsharon 5 жыл бұрын

I was just sitting there watching utube and thinking sailing zatara should be releasing soon. Bam 20 seconds later get the notification of a new andventure. awesome.

@martinputland9552 4 жыл бұрын

Love the safety humour 👍

@ChAdAshleyHedgePetH 2 жыл бұрын

The safety portion I about died laughing! We have 4 children as well and the humor was all to funny!

@SuperFucdat 5 жыл бұрын

Great video guys. Whatever your doing or not doing, it’s working coz you still here after all this time. Keep safe. Mark.

@johnbergquist8510 5 жыл бұрын

A good sense of humor only helps thanks for making me laugh. You have some great kids......

@beuttenmuller 5 жыл бұрын

We have "spares" ! Hahahaha beautiful ! You guys rock !

@sandycrane1739 3 жыл бұрын

Oh Keith. You really crack me up. Need more of these!!!!!

@bobbybarfield9889 4 жыл бұрын

Excellent safety video. Don’t let all the kids separate from the boat. Don’t forget someone had to bring you a cold drink and food when you are in a nursing home. Take care. Love the travels y’all do.

@Buses2Bikes 5 жыл бұрын

" If I gotta kill a penguin to get some food........" LOL

@martinmccullough5788 5 жыл бұрын

Ive said it before and ill say it again ...Keith for President !!, or foreign secretary at least, what a wonderful world it would be . ... Crazy but wonderful

@stevelam7390 4 жыл бұрын

Excellent captain. I salute you Keith.

@Ivansgarage 5 жыл бұрын

Lol Keith very good video, the best one you ever did...

@U-TubeSurfer45 2 жыл бұрын

When we're muff diving... LMFAO!!! 🤣🤣😂

@jasongrinnell1986 5 жыл бұрын

LOL, that’s some funny stuff right there. An excellent answer to your safety criticism. Thanks for keeping it real.

@joeltee9894 5 жыл бұрын

hehehehehe I needed that, it is thanksgiving as I watch this. I was a little depressed until Keith started explaining safety equipment. Well done

@azskycop 5 жыл бұрын

Just found your videos and I'm addicted! You are living the life of my dreams. Beautiful Family, Beautiful Boats, Beautiful Waters and Destinations! Thanks so much for sharing and happy sailing!

@BigDaddyLee666 5 жыл бұрын

We wear these when muff diving? We got 4 kids for a reason, we got spares?? Hahahahahaha comic genius . My favourite video so far.

@pateallan7764 5 жыл бұрын

Hilarious content for sure. I knew something was up with that disclaimer. I use a harness while watching your videos while sitting on my couch. I'm real safe. I think you are as well. Ya just gotta use a little common sense out there. Seems yall have it together. Jack doing backflips off the cliff is kinda gutsy.

@jaymugenpower 5 жыл бұрын

Love how you guys are un-apologetically yourselves! You can't put a mattress under the world. Sure you guys have been sailing enough to make the right call.

@mikethompson1030 5 жыл бұрын

Thank you for sharing your passion and all of everyone’s hard work, the information is very informative and uplifting to all that are interested and inspired by your family’s videos, god bless and good sailing to all!!!