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@farolanramadhani7218 Жыл бұрын

Badger out here posting his philosophy studies in SFMs lmao

@SomeRandom42 Жыл бұрын

Facts, also we should make badger play dmz

@BloodAngelU5 Жыл бұрын

He *is* the SFM

@VetreusDark Жыл бұрын

He's not doing it in the SFM, HE IS THE SFM Because he uses virtual reality of course

@DrMedReaper Жыл бұрын

@@VetreusDark He doesn't use VR, he has a motion tracking Suit. He made a Video of it

@VetreusDark Жыл бұрын

@DrMedReaper virtual reality is the simulation of a life like environment or life like person is it not? Have you ever thought how he may be doing this in a life like environment that is being simulated virtually from his computer and characters are being programmed by him?

@arcturuslight_ Жыл бұрын

To be fair, 16 mcdoubles twice a day absolutely entitles him to 480 napkins and 80 pumps of soap.

@notinterested8452 Жыл бұрын

Yup 👍💯😛

@The_Keeper Жыл бұрын

And 5 toilet rolls... at least.

@apairofsteeltoedboots4729 Жыл бұрын

And 500 straws because *fuck them turtles*

@acedubb Жыл бұрын

@@The_Keeper don’t forget the straws ☺️❤️

@eisgnom7383 Жыл бұрын

32 mcdoubles a day

@__Moonsies__ Ай бұрын

the fact the he commissioned a nsfw VA is fucking hilarious

@axisignis857 6 күн бұрын

Cottontail VA...for anyone wondering. She is also a Vtuber

@sawdustconsumer 4 күн бұрын

Didnt even realize this was cottontail until i saw this comment

@Vozars 2 күн бұрын

didn't even know who cottontail was until i saw this comment

@ThemightyTho 2 күн бұрын

@@axisignis857 @__moonsies__ the fact that you recognized her though...

@ThemightyTho 2 күн бұрын

Kinda just pitted yourself

@LordCrate-du8zm 3 ай бұрын

I love how when he says “that’s not the point” a Blood Raven appears on his chest screen. He truly is a kleptomaniac.

@ishratjahan1787 3 ай бұрын

*_-wow-_*

@dylansharp8471 2 ай бұрын

I don't follow.

@LordCrate-du8zm 2 ай бұрын

@@dylansharp8471 Blood Ravens are a space marine chapter known for stealing things.

@gatordragon6140 Ай бұрын

What? Blood ravens? Steal? Nahhhh what we are doing is called surprise equipment relocation totally not stealing

@firesturmgaming Ай бұрын

Whenever a Blood Raven reinforcement arrive anywhere, it's guaranteed they will leave with everything not nailed down as well as everything nailed down along with the nails.

@thegoliath9310 Жыл бұрын

"32 mcdoubles a day" bro is a ghost at this point

@randumnes7180 Жыл бұрын

Bro heart gonna stop before he gets the napkins 💀

@GGBlaster Жыл бұрын

Where does he put those? Cholesterol aside, the man should be rolling around with a diet like that

@kingbear6756 Жыл бұрын

It’s 16

@etherealbladerx8153 Жыл бұрын

Eh who says he doesn’t exercise 😊 or not eat all of them in one day 🤔 and stock up at home 🤣

@next1269 Жыл бұрын

The One And Only The Legendary McHeartAttack

@itsjustme6018 Жыл бұрын

Okay I’m 99% positive badger has had this exact conversation with a McDonald employee at least once.

@GreenEyedPsycho Жыл бұрын

of course he did. He just recorded and animated it

@dracofun5112 Жыл бұрын

Me at every fast food

@FreddyTheNomad Жыл бұрын

Me too lmfao

@bindead Жыл бұрын

lol you know this actually happened your right.

@AkebaWasTaken Жыл бұрын

Yeah

@supercoolmaniajon265 Ай бұрын

"YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST!? I CALL IT A DIFFICULTY TWEAK!!" I present to you LA's finest 😂

@_soothsayer_ 3 ай бұрын

Honestly cottontail needs to appear in a full badger video

@shieldedtempest8786 Ай бұрын

@Twrdemon Ай бұрын

@@shieldedtempest8786yes

@TheGooseOfChaos Ай бұрын

@@shieldedtempest8786 yes

@Criqet_ Ай бұрын

@@TheGooseOfChaosAlso yes

@thesafehouseofjacketfoster327 Ай бұрын

@@shieldedtempest8786 Wrong.

@p0laroppos1te8 10 ай бұрын

"its not about the money, it's about sending a message."

@julians9899 9 ай бұрын

It’s not about the money spida maan. It’s about the Mets! Let’s go the Mets I love the Mets!

@sadpenguisagravitycoil 9 ай бұрын

@@julians9899i love meths

@masku3205 8 ай бұрын

EXACTLY i told them too wtf answer they had💀

@PaNdA-rq8cw 8 ай бұрын

Where do I know that from?

@joannaprzytula7422 8 ай бұрын

Hamminations

@DelinquentChibi Жыл бұрын

Cotton does such a good job with the "existentially done with this shit but not allowed to telegraph it" voice XD

@MishraArtificer Жыл бұрын

You can tell she's worked retail or food service at least once in her life...

@lEGOBOT2565 Жыл бұрын

it's her default voice

@MALICEM12 Жыл бұрын

Cute voice

@TennisWall Жыл бұрын

@Pie Squared ok

@vincentmalasawmkimajongte7489 Жыл бұрын

What's the character she's voicing? EDIT: I meant to say what's the name of the character she's voicing, I know she's voicing the cashier but what is the name of the character model of the cashier.

@chicken 2 ай бұрын

Badger really knows how to make a statement with his SFMs. Cotton's voice acting is top-notch!

@TheKingOfRickRolling Ай бұрын

hello chimken

@Peace_of_mind479 Ай бұрын

Will you look at that which part of the world are living

@mr.jitterspam9552 Ай бұрын

Didnt you call a 14 year old "mature"?

@om.i 2 күн бұрын

@@mr.jitterspam9552 idk if you know this but chicken is a bot account lol

@medakkie 17 күн бұрын

The cloaker hitting him on the floor is pure comedy gold

@caidalee1994 8 ай бұрын

“They are technically all free, but at some point it becomes an inconvenience to our staff and other customers, so we ask that you only take what you need.”

@NightmareSR 8 ай бұрын

BUT at what point is it an inconvenience?

@darksid007 8 ай бұрын

Now they're 5 cents each

@pyronado4320 7 ай бұрын

But what if he really needs 480 napkins?

@Goofyfrrblx 7 ай бұрын

If everyone starts to take 480 napkins and 80 pumps of soap then they will probably put a price on it

@BoschDaWiseman 7 ай бұрын

Wuthering what if I need 480 napkins or 80 pumps of soap or all your straws?

@kelendalkazama9926 Жыл бұрын

Badger out here hiring hentai VAs for his minor voiceovers.

@kasagrim7215 Жыл бұрын

Based moment I would say. Though I remember when she made a vid how she was sfw or rather made separate stuff for it but idk. Still based

@xFAM3xSkollx Жыл бұрын

Wait what? She voices hentai? Who is she?

@scotginger4690 Жыл бұрын

@@xFAM3xSkollx Asking for a friend I presume?

@abron-tmullings9837 Жыл бұрын

@@scotginger4690 I’m friend lol

@bbcuncrust8084 Жыл бұрын

@@xFAM3xSkollx CottontailVA

@MrCrossOnRoblox 4 ай бұрын

"What if I need 480 napkins?" Maybe he needs it cause he has 32 mcdoubles a day 💀

@lisabettencourt3509 3 ай бұрын

What did he do wrong?

@Campbloxxer Ай бұрын

thats like, 15 napkins a burger.

@stormtendo Ай бұрын

@@Campbloxxertbf, if he lives the condiments on those burgers’ll get reaaaaal messy

@Campbloxxer Ай бұрын

@@stormtendo lol

@jotarokujo6454 3 ай бұрын

"sir with that kind of usual order, corporate wont mind you staying for a night every once in a while"

@disturbeddude123 Жыл бұрын

actual god tier, mans got cottontail in a video

@mukhademonyo6449 Жыл бұрын

Heheh. Cottontail

@Sylau369 Жыл бұрын

I wonder what else cottontail has worked on

@disturbeddude123 Жыл бұрын

@@Sylau369 she done played tarkov with endra

@siegesquirrel42 Жыл бұрын

every day we get closer to the badger vtuber era

@itz_ya_boi848 Жыл бұрын

Bro this got me worked up and i dont even kno who cottontail is lmao

@eliramon420 Жыл бұрын

Let's be honest, Badge is just out here asking the real questions of society

@infinityzer054 Жыл бұрын

Kinda

@danteinpuro319 Жыл бұрын

When does free not become free

@azeroth2994 Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, my favourite emote: Badge

@kartikayysola Жыл бұрын

Badge?!? BADGE?!?! B A D G E ? ! ? ! ?

@azeroth2994 Жыл бұрын

@@kartikayysola y'know, like Sadge, but reskined to look like Badger

@abhinavkumar0144 Ай бұрын

"Did they show up for free ?...." 😂😂

@archangelrapheal5231 2 күн бұрын

Can't believe no one is talking about that part 😂😂😂

@abhinavkumar0144 2 күн бұрын

@@archangelrapheal5231 that is like cherry on top of the jokes 🤣🤣

@archangelrapheal5231 2 күн бұрын

@@abhinavkumar0144 Facts 😂😂

@gastlygod10 3 ай бұрын

Did quick maffs, here's how much it would be: A McDouble: $2.52 32 McDoubles: $80.64 A week of 32 McDoubles: $564.48 A YEAR of 32 McDoubles: $29,433.60

@Nub_Fish 3 ай бұрын

Now calculate how much he’ll save on soap, napkins and straws

@TheAffectation8724 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely love Badger. He’s a treasure to the world.

@SomeRandom42 Жыл бұрын

Yea I would love to see him play dmz

@ulpurt7612 Жыл бұрын

Biggest and best shit post yet

@UntitledGoosse Жыл бұрын

Badger is shitpost personified

@darklightbalancer1017 Жыл бұрын

*me who watch 10 minutes of his twitch streams*...he is...on youtube....on tiwtch.....i rather open pandoras box

@zaneharris706 Жыл бұрын

I feel like I’ve heard the other two voices before who are they

@mindlessreader1595 Жыл бұрын

honestly if he orders that much every day he deserves all the soap and napkins

@shivanshgarewal2833 Жыл бұрын

At first I thought he needed napkins for smg else

@manuelthemasterfushion5276 Жыл бұрын

@@shivanshgarewal2833 what do you mean by that?

@manuelthemasterfushion5276 Жыл бұрын

He deserves the entire store he gives them like 1k every day

@Zipxa_Raya142 Жыл бұрын

@@shivanshgarewal2833For?

@King_Marvin Жыл бұрын

@@shivanshgarewal2833 sus

@kingsuperbobboy 3 ай бұрын

I love the perfect loop of identical obnoxious badgers asking for free soap

@TTSClipzzy Ай бұрын

To be fair 32 mcdoubles a day definitely entitles him to 480 napkins and 80 pumps of soap

@Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer Жыл бұрын

There’s no way a fast food worker cares enough to continue the conversation after the soap question

@Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer Жыл бұрын

@Pie Squared don’t worry, I wont

@AnonD38 Жыл бұрын

Isn’t the end showing it‘s just her imagination how he gets arrested?

@buffalot35t1cles3 Жыл бұрын

When they ask you that stupid of a question of "how many pumps of soap can I have for free" I'm sure you'd start yelling at them

@Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer Жыл бұрын

@@buffalot35t1cles3 I not sure if you meant “you” as in me, or “you” as in “one” (like “one needs to know”, not like the number), but I wouldn’t. I’d probably either say “sir, I’m not getting payed enough to continue this conversation”, or nothing at all. Depending on how annoyed I was before the conversation.

@whiterabbit75 Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure most are already checked out before he even got to the napkin question.

@marconisantana4410 Жыл бұрын

"You call this resisting arrest, I call this a difficulty tweek" I'm gone💀

@quintinmckinney4084 Жыл бұрын

Right like 2030 about to be dire 😅

@Sh00peh Жыл бұрын

And payday 3 still isnt out yet. Im pretty pissed about it too.

@jinx_the_dragon Жыл бұрын

Oof.

@wadabid6165 Жыл бұрын

Man i love payday. Miss the good times with the homies playing it. Good times

@mistylover7398 Жыл бұрын

FBI OPEN UP

@Razdasoldier 2 ай бұрын

If he buys that much, yes the 80 pumps of soap is free.

@GhostStealth590 Ай бұрын

The way he consistently breaks the 180 degree rule makes these shorts so much more chaotic than they need to be lol.

@rixrobin Жыл бұрын

Stepping up production with the separate voice actors. Can’t wait to see the whole thing!

@anarken1598 Жыл бұрын

The VA sound familiar but I can't place it

@MChief123 Жыл бұрын

@@anarken1598CottontailVA. There's a link to her channel in the description.

@caleb2569 Жыл бұрын

@@anarken1598 its an nsfw va, Cottontail

@anarken1598 Жыл бұрын

@@caleb2569 probably heard her work in those short comic dubs on here

@derpyduck5088 Жыл бұрын

@@anarken1598 He probably knows her through Heavenly. Cottontail and Heavenly play together pretty often

@slimeplayz164 11 ай бұрын

A never ending loop of a cashier slowly Descending into insanity. Perfectly encapsulates how it feels to work in fast food.

@chaoticjester458 11 ай бұрын

Just another day

@alessyoh8124 10 ай бұрын

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

@Toxic_Dominat810 10 ай бұрын

@@alessyoh8124 Repeating the same misdeeds expecting a different result.

@aerielacej.j7298 10 ай бұрын

Crazy? I was crazy once

@hon3stly_z615 10 ай бұрын

😂

@Death_Skull9800 24 күн бұрын

“ how many sause packets would you like sir, 2 or 3? “ Me: Yes

@Lightchaser22 2 ай бұрын

Technically everything is free if you run fast enough

@paytonkraft7564 Жыл бұрын

I like how it transitions into the loop, like she's just endlessly imagining this sequence happening over and over.

@cosmicmeatball375 Жыл бұрын

ptsd

@dahlrjay63 Жыл бұрын

It's like some sort of retail purgatory...or hell, even.

@zebedeehill5709 Жыл бұрын

Sounds like hospitality to me

@planterafinalform7836 Жыл бұрын

BADGER IS IMMORTAL

@valerieee1469 Жыл бұрын

thinking about dumb shit like this is probably the only thing that gets her through the work day

@slippy_rhombus111 Жыл бұрын

Cotton tail and badger meeting is something I never thought would happen

@hellodarkness2458 Жыл бұрын

That's cottontail?

@HellaDelta42069 Жыл бұрын

@@hellodarkness2458That’s Cottontail.

@hellodarkness2458 Жыл бұрын

@Hell Delta yeah, I just checked the description and there she is

@finnw5887 Жыл бұрын

@@HellaDelta42069 😳damn didn’t even notice lmao

@steffanhymer1285 Жыл бұрын

His buddy Heavenly frequently lurks in her chat and they have done collabs before. if anything it was just a small jump through Heavenly to pull her in for the clip i bet. all he had to do was say, "I wanna make a clip and need a Female VA-" and Heavenly went "already sent you her info."

@user-vf2vw4it7w 2 ай бұрын

NOOOOO NOT THE STRAWS

@samuelregnier6906 Ай бұрын

Bro went ham on the soap dispenser

@aliceangl3563 Жыл бұрын

As a former Fast Food counter Worker, the voice acting is spot on for the worker. The level of 'I don't give a fuck' on her voice is so authentic

@_marty Жыл бұрын

As a current one, this shit is exactly what I experience every day

@aliceangl3563 Жыл бұрын

@mart it's just authentic, just throw in someone on the phone screaming about wanting their money back, and it's spot on, picture perfect if the person on the phone fucking comes in to scream at you in person

@Aleksandar292 Жыл бұрын

No, it's the voice of one in three teens over the age of 14 who looks at their cell phone for 24 hours and at the same time has some form of responsibility

@aliceangl3563 Жыл бұрын

@Egueneman69 kewl I guess? Never expected to get an "old man yells at clouds" response. But OkAy BoOmEr

@Aleksandar292 Жыл бұрын

@@aliceangl3563 What? I'm just saying what kind of individuals they are, you wouldn't believe how similar people are in character and behavior. I just think about it a lot more

@adrienlastname4663 5 ай бұрын

I love when people commission NSFW VAs for shitposts

@jackrobalino4565 3 ай бұрын

What?

@lokithesnake6266 3 ай бұрын

@@jackrobalino4565 Cottontail does NSFW voicework

@jesustitan-qf9un 3 ай бұрын

@@lokithesnake6266 that sounds familiar...IM BOUTTA BUSTTT

@Crystalizedcrystal 3 ай бұрын

@@jesustitan-qf9un stop

@Mr-Trox 3 ай бұрын

@@lokithesnake6266 Oh thats why she sounds so familiar.

@shawnsoni4451 Ай бұрын

The way the receptionist used the title “The MF police” for 911

@ekzov 2 ай бұрын

That traumatic cloaker sounds bro… sent shivers down my spine.

@johnnysalery7383 Жыл бұрын

I love how the ending implies that either Badger came back to complain about being jumped by Cloaker, or the Cashier is just flat out insane XD

@Phenix3483 11 ай бұрын

I mean probably insane who knows well the cashier shot the waitress with a shotgun then she came back to life so I would say insane

@mandos6145 11 ай бұрын

I prefer to think it's a whole new idiot asking the same garbage

@bubbles8871 11 ай бұрын

He did it that way so it looks perfectly

@Midnight-Starfish 11 ай бұрын

You've never worked retail or food service before, huh? It's like this everyday.

@isaackinsley1662 11 ай бұрын

Buddy, once you work customer service things like this are your daydreams. You have them so you don't get in trouble by acting on them.

@link5674565 Жыл бұрын

Badger is literally that guy who would do something like this and even get away with it, because the guy at the register would still be wondering why he needs all thay

@Golden_122 Жыл бұрын

1.1k likes and no comments? Let me fix that

@MinerFrags Жыл бұрын

@@Golden_122 NO

@PlayerZeroStart Жыл бұрын

They don't get paid enough to care

@Sleepy_Cattt 2 ай бұрын

Fr tho in saw the theater concession stand refilling their straws box, wash like "can i have dat" Walked home with like 800 straws

@loganjacobs9230 3 ай бұрын

I was doing something else while watching this and got distracted by what I was doing until I heard the Cloaker sound and actually jumped. (I think I have PTSD)

@TehSkeletonKing187 7 ай бұрын

I like how the loop implies that badger managed to kill the entire SWAT team and was so concussed by the cloaker that he forgot he already asked if the napkins were free

@marcoz6281 5 ай бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@Kaare-The-Heathen 5 ай бұрын

That, or there are an infinite amount of people who order 16 McDoubles.

@hummussapien7.6billion68 5 ай бұрын

Explains why she is already done with his shit

@celinhooliveira3716 5 ай бұрын

@@hummussapien7.6billion68that or she also concussed from a shotgun

@beanpizza48 5 ай бұрын

Happens to all of us

@TheHylianDog Жыл бұрын

“Did they show up for fr-“ Famous last words

@mechanicol5685 Жыл бұрын

1.2k likes yet no comment Im finna change that

@Verushca21 Жыл бұрын

1.2k likes but one comment let me fix that

@dragoemperor3439 Жыл бұрын

1.4k likes but two comments let me fix that

@charlesfreeze3997 Жыл бұрын

1.5k likes but three comments let me fix that

@killergames876 Жыл бұрын

1.8k likes but four comments let me fix that

@virajsingh426 Ай бұрын

I love how his tablet shows up with the most random things in the world.

@Falcongaming214 3 ай бұрын

U call resisting a rest we call it a difficulty treak got me laughing 😂

@Danaslife930 Жыл бұрын

bro let his intrusive thoughts come out

@RithwikVadul Жыл бұрын

Lot of white stuff

@HieuNguyen-qs1wf 11 ай бұрын

🤨

@joemama-ne6kz 11 ай бұрын

His Intrusive thoughts are gay?

@SingularisFox 11 ай бұрын

@@RithwikVadul what the f do you even mean

@RithwikVadul 11 ай бұрын

@@SingularisFox stop acting your just trying to get replies and I know this because I ha e done this before you know well what semen from Yemen is

@kempolar9768 Жыл бұрын

As a retail worker, this is exactly why I don't trust myself to be armed. I would absolutely have glocked someone at this point even with my panzie-ass coward nature.

@thesupported5430 Жыл бұрын

People who don't work retail will never know our pain.

@GhostCozak Жыл бұрын

As someone who has worked fast food and at a hospital. Hospitals are worse. You want to wish everyone gets tachicardia and that the nurses do not repsond the flat line. Edit: was just spelling spelling errors, i have big hands thus typing on a phone is bs.

@grimlockwashere Жыл бұрын

@@GhostCozak LITERALLY FOOD SERVICE IN A HOSPITAL RN IT BE LIKE THAT especially the "regulars" who you just know their name and immediately know shits gonna hit the fan once you hear the name

@valenking4862 3 ай бұрын

You can see the blood raven on his chest-screen,he wanted to take all the napkins and soap

@Gfr4OfficalYT 3 ай бұрын

bro reloaded the save file

@Marius04020 Жыл бұрын

"We call this the difficulty tweak" oh my god the nightmares 💀

@gdbricks Жыл бұрын

400 likes but no comments? let me fix that

@NateSchulte Жыл бұрын

I. *REALLY.* Wanna play Payday 2. But I can’t figure out how to set up a server and since I don’t have anyone in my friend group that’s played it before, I am absolutely clueless about the game. But man, do I really wanna learn how to play so I can convince my buds to play it do

@raverunbroken9240 Жыл бұрын

@@NateSchulte it's a lot of fun and it's pretty easy

@dote3222 11 ай бұрын

@@NateSchulteyou don't have to setup a server bruh

@tonypeppermint5329 Жыл бұрын

God damn, that's a beautiful loop.

@superkaimaster5405 Жыл бұрын

How did no one comment on this yet and you have 1.4k likes

@Crhky Жыл бұрын

Only 1 reply and 1.6k likes? lemme fix it

@Crhky Жыл бұрын

now you have 3 comments

@cocooavu2907 Жыл бұрын

@sujuk Жыл бұрын

@@Crhky how original

@Eh-vc5cv 3 ай бұрын

poor guy he DIDNT GET AN ANSWER HE DOESNT DESERVE THAT

@Marcus-ou1kq 2 ай бұрын

Bro is bout to get stage 69 diabetes cause he eating 32 McDoubles💀

@OmniTheGoofiest Жыл бұрын

Ay the dude who commented just broke community guidelines bru 💀 Edit: The original comment was me commenting on "You call this resisting arrest?! We call this a difficulty tweak!"

@patriciodaniels7168 Жыл бұрын

@Dont_click_this_profile Too bad. I read your name, what are you going to do about it?

@jycie8511 11 ай бұрын

Me: has been meeling cloakers on dvn / dummies vs noobs (game on roblox) and not played payday 2

@tye-wynd5218 11 ай бұрын

@@jycie8511 *meleeing

@fluffrad 11 ай бұрын

I call that a "Akimbo Tatonka Submachine Guns' Mayhem"

@lm_slayer1 11 ай бұрын

Wtf is the point of adding "singlehandedly" to that sentence

@angrypumpkinchannel Жыл бұрын

The perfect loop doesn't exi-

@someonepassingby3060 Жыл бұрын

WE NEED A DIFFICULTY TWEAK RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!

@Qardo Жыл бұрын

This turns out to be her nightmare and her taking control...all to relive the nightmare. Damn talk about trauma. A case study right there for a PhD.

@DeletedTroll Жыл бұрын

@@Qardo Yeah for a PhDeez Nuts HA

@Inferno_Engineer Жыл бұрын

I made it 911 :)

@davidecapsteam3963 9 ай бұрын

🤖🤖🤖

@JMTRBXXXX 9 күн бұрын

I like how the tablet on the guys chest matches the mood

@PlayJay-M 2 ай бұрын

That pump is wild

@metarunner514 Жыл бұрын

This is truly something me and my friends would do. Call a police team over napkins and soap.

@REDACTED6 Жыл бұрын

You call this resisting arrest?

@oplap6269 Жыл бұрын

@@REDACTED6 *WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK*

@REDACTED6 Жыл бұрын

@@oplap6269 *drop kicks in cloaker*

@SomeRandom42 Жыл бұрын

Hehe yea, also we should make badger play dmz

@stupidthefish1979 Жыл бұрын

FOAP

@rajatsingh2373 Жыл бұрын

The 911 number was saved by the name " the mf police". I am dead 💀💀 Edit 1: 3.1k likes . Woww it's my first time

@4kjayden278 Жыл бұрын

Fr 💀

@aladinocave6599 Жыл бұрын

Meaning this happens on the regular

@aniketsrivastava1870 Жыл бұрын

That's MAF tau team from scp

@heidenrosleinmondschein3933 Жыл бұрын

RIP

@justforfun4565 Жыл бұрын

i thought i only noticed

@headhunter531 Ай бұрын

"You call this resisting arrest, we call this a difficulty tweak" 😂😂

@McSkripter 3 ай бұрын

i wanna rewatch this all day

@What_are_you_doing. Жыл бұрын

He really hired cottontail to voice act the employee what a mad lad

@pavluck127 Жыл бұрын

100% heavenly recommended her to him, I do not believe in other possibilities

@What_are_you_doing. Жыл бұрын

@@pavluck127 that would make sense

@icyatlasartworks Жыл бұрын

@@pavluck127 heavenly is his vtuber plug, bro knows 50% of the indie community

@reggiefreeborn2143 Жыл бұрын

The horniest rabbit on twitch once again invades our timeline

@DaryllAsh Жыл бұрын

I think I recognise that name from a certain green website....

@soldier1939 Жыл бұрын

"You call this a resisting arrest! We call this a difficult retreat." Love this line.

@RR3DSceptyr Жыл бұрын

'difficulty tree', but I think you got it.

@icyatlasartworks Жыл бұрын

I think he says "a difficulty tweak"

@genlus_s Жыл бұрын

It's difficult tweak

@TrulySoviet2436 Жыл бұрын

No no, it’s difficulty shiek.

@34Bartek34 Жыл бұрын

it's difficulty tweak

@user-pc6tr8mh6p Ай бұрын

This is literally me when I order 'Extra ketchup' at KFC!

@TheHirohikoAraki 3 ай бұрын

_”Trust me, I got one hand issues when it comes to women.”_

@acaffeinefreak1377 Жыл бұрын

they usually don't tell you this at the counter but the ducks at the park are free, you can take them home

@tsermon Жыл бұрын

@@D2.159 and I have 16. In my tummy. 😋

@samgyeopsal569 Жыл бұрын

The elites really don’t want you to know this

@davidh0610 Жыл бұрын

Do you know any fun things to do with 37 ducks?

@ObeliskHarrison Жыл бұрын

@@davidh0610 Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner, for the next month.

@Gian-Z Жыл бұрын

I love how most characters have their face covered, so Badger doesn't need to animate their mouths or other facial expressions

@aerickmon3350 Жыл бұрын

Genius move Also why so many characters have masks in animation(it’s easy)

@no-lifenoah7861 Жыл бұрын

@@aerickmon3350 it isn't so much that it's easier but that it saves time on animating mouths which can be applied to more important details for maintaining immersion. 3D animation is very, _very_ time-consuming, and any small time saving moves add up and get you a better animation in the end.

@brendanfournier4037 Жыл бұрын

Bro Don expose my man like that-

@amirirose4494 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, her name is heart stopper btw

@user-tosjjsusoa Ай бұрын

"That's not the point" why looking up in the air is crazy 🤣

@DeepakGautamX Ай бұрын

I'm taking straw too. 😭😭Bro is going to open his own shop. 🤣🤣

@karimunoz8539 Жыл бұрын

The perfect loop doesn’t exi-

@MANHWACARE00 Жыл бұрын

She got arrested before she finished the sentence 😂😂

@Sasukegamer300 Жыл бұрын

But now it exists

@dominicjurevics-jc8ty Жыл бұрын

I was gonna say that

@sammysamandjjcclan Жыл бұрын

@Lucas Gawor We really didnt ask

@maximo398banzon8 Жыл бұрын

legends say that perfect loop alway loop

@TheBrokenCode Жыл бұрын

“YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST?! WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK!”!😂😂😂

@tboicovas Жыл бұрын

I'm so uding that

@zzzvortx Жыл бұрын

cloaker

@seamali4383 Жыл бұрын

This deserves more likes

@johncolson1817 Жыл бұрын

best part

@mandude7358 Жыл бұрын

I absolutely didn't expect for him to be taken down by a cloaker before even leaving the door LOL

@RylanTate Ай бұрын

“Calling a SWAT team over napkins? Do they show up for free-“ INSTANTLY DIES 🤣🤣🤣

@stormtendo Ай бұрын

The Cashier has had enough bullshittery

@shellywilson5534 3 ай бұрын

calling a swat team over napkins they they show up for fr- boom

@erosdeath8330 Жыл бұрын

She was sooo done with questions regarding "free" things/services and I love it 🤣

@olliewakefield226 Жыл бұрын

Yes that's the joke ha ha ha

@angelsfallfirst7348 Жыл бұрын

I can relate as a service worker

@Dick_Master599 Жыл бұрын

“YOU CALL THIS RESISTING AREST,WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK” -Payday 2 Cloaker

@Ryan-os3ef 10 ай бұрын

*insert cloaker noises*

@Dick_Master599 10 ай бұрын

@@Ryan-os3ef *Breathing heavy* *points gun* YOU BETTER NOT- *Gets Dropkicked*

@kapow22319 10 ай бұрын

people running sociopath: I dont see this problem

@Dick_Master599 10 ай бұрын

@@kapow22319 *Points gun* What the fuck do you mean by that?

@OutOfSpace_ 23 күн бұрын

‘Hey bro how did you got in jail’ ‘I got some napkins from a restaurant 😭’

@shaurmiath6719 Ай бұрын

Listen, I'm a Payday 2 vet from back in the day and I was not ready for that Cloaker PTSD.

@dragneel3458 Жыл бұрын

I find it funny as hell that the "Excuse Me" at the end loops the video perfectly. Absolutely genius, now I can watch this short for hours without ruining my immersion.

@operatornomad1093 Жыл бұрын

My ImErsIon

@ralek592 Жыл бұрын

My eminence

@erwinguzman8878 Жыл бұрын

Oh I didn't notice huh

@caos1925 Жыл бұрын

he just keeps coming back and trying again and again, and she is the only one who remembers

@Bigfuego291 Жыл бұрын

Why don't you go immerse yourself in a shower

@OldNorthFoxx222 Жыл бұрын

Worked at Taco Bell in 2016, with a girl I nicknamed Aerial. We were tight, and I asked her for a box of mild sauce as a joke. 5 sauce packets was the limit then they charge you. She handed me a box of 257 mild sauce packets. Aerial you're a bad***.

@flamephoenix8413 Жыл бұрын

Yesterday someone asked for 50 creamers and 50 sugar

@flamephoenix8413 Жыл бұрын

I obliged

@Eli-Channn Жыл бұрын

The Taco Bell near me just loads the bag like no tomorrow with sauces even if you don't ask for any.

@OldNorthFoxx222 Жыл бұрын

@@flamephoenix8413 Hero 👍

@tbathereaper3190 Жыл бұрын

@Eli-Chan now that's customer service!

@M1nn0w221 21 күн бұрын

I LOVE that payday 2 reference

@RoadK1ll-gw8nz 28 минут бұрын

I love the usage of the word “crank”

@pizzaeldante3446 Жыл бұрын

The fact that it perfectly loops is amazing.

@TheJoshissaxy Жыл бұрын

During the pandemic i looked the workers at an Arby's in the eyes, said "Im sorry" and stole an entire stack of napkins. I believe they understood why

@vaporizer2211 Жыл бұрын

I mean... If the napkins are free

@fbi4160 Жыл бұрын

@@vaporizer2211 technically it is free...

@DishyLemon Жыл бұрын

Highkey, it's Arby's: they don't care.

@jeffsorrows Жыл бұрын

I mean if you're buying 32 burgers a day every day is just give him a box of napkins lol

@aidianajones Жыл бұрын

And then everyone clapped, right?

@shoadowolf 3 ай бұрын

"YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST?! WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK"

@Truth_father Ай бұрын

Bro just has random thoughts and makes a vid out of it hilarious😂😂😂

@bamfdanger Жыл бұрын

"We call this a difficulty tweak" is what I will now say in response to someone being overly annoying 😂

@crazyfuel2264 11 ай бұрын

YES

@helenalangham7616 10 ай бұрын

Yes lol

@helenalangham7616 10 ай бұрын

YES YES YES! Lol

@Kabhaal Жыл бұрын

Badger and Cotton was a combo i'm glad the world has

@kainoaghostbaang9359 Жыл бұрын

I love how someone else knows who she is.

@akshat6197 Жыл бұрын

@@kainoaghostbaang9359 cottontailVA

@kainoaghostbaang9359 Жыл бұрын

@@akshat6197 yes

@Peter-ui6ey Жыл бұрын

FRRRRR

@void-creature Жыл бұрын

Oh my god, IS THAT HEAVENLYFATHER?!

@NaniNani-yy3sn 3 ай бұрын

Her voice is so good ☺️

@OneMicKuyaMike 3 ай бұрын

Dude I've been loving these shorts, especially when the quality has jumped WAY up! Good job 👏🏻

@Thelastforest 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂” YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST? WE CALL THIS DIFFICULTY TWEAK.” CAUGHT ME SPIT OUT MY DRINK

@rainbrothers7202 Ай бұрын

the cloaker sfx always gets me. ah the ptsd from pd2... good shit

@elzeban Ай бұрын

I noticed that when a cloaker beats him up, on his screen there’s a “credit song for my death”. 💀

@jigglie8077 Ай бұрын

The most hours I have on a game is borderlands 2. Followed by pd2. Those cloakers live rent free 😂

@ipenperson69 Ай бұрын

SAMMEEEEE

@AlvhicsOcampo 10 күн бұрын

Bro really just survived the military when it looped

@mrwisher1250 Ай бұрын

badger rlly out here getting voice actors for these skits

@AkoSolius Жыл бұрын

Ex Taco Bell employee here. The free shit is free. You can just straight up taking entire container of mild sauce and no one will bat an eye

@aidenxiong2945 Жыл бұрын

Bet

@50_subs_goal Жыл бұрын

That will last a couple days lessgo and pls keep buying new ones I'll come everyday

@leverite6127 Жыл бұрын

Lmao I once took a bottle of chilli from KFC too

@Manlikegibbon Жыл бұрын

@@aidenxiong2945 *No. Just...No*

@boxes_full Жыл бұрын

As someone who has worked in the fast food industry for years, I would sooner care that you wore your shirts backwards on purpose.

@DefinitelyNotDumar 9 ай бұрын

"What if every customer took hundreds of napkins and 80 pumps of soap, does that sound fair?" "Yeah it sure does." Hes got a point there

@levicarpenter5509 7 ай бұрын

Well if people started doing it they may put a price on it

@GamerKnight0 7 ай бұрын

I mean, everyone is getting free stuff, which makes it fair

@ambermash7038 7 ай бұрын

Especially with how much he actually buys there😂

@forcommenting1017 7 ай бұрын

Customer vs employee mentality illustrated. Napkins and such conveniences are provided free of charge but they cost the business money. There's a bean counter in most major offices that does little else than watch those kind of expenses and compare them to the overall budget. If the expenses get too high they'll find a solution like charging for napkins. Then the poor employees have to deal with customers who complain about napkins costing money and nobody is happy. So no, it's not fair to the people that work there. Customers aren't the only part of the equation of "fairness".

@brianbazira9952 7 ай бұрын

@@RandomStuffs11o5then prepare to pay 50 dollars for each pump😂😂😂

@SahasStories 16 күн бұрын

" Calling a SWAT over napkins? Did the show up for free-" BAM

@z3phyr666 3 күн бұрын

the 80 pumps of soap part has me crying

@LJSYMAN Жыл бұрын

Dude, this is sooooo true😂😂 Id sneek like 40 napkins out of the restaurant, and I totally believe that this is a real conversation he would have with a McDonalds employee😂

@darkmode4980 Жыл бұрын

For me it's sugar packets whenever i see them somwhere i instantenousely take a few even if I don't need them