New Lore: Woolie must continuously know what he messin' wit to keep the hauntings at bay.

Keep the LP demon at bay by playing DMC 2

So that’s why there are so many Bourne identity movies. It’s to keep Matt Damon in Boston

Gonna need some flex-tape to keep the demons from getting out, aren't we. Remember when kraven killed spiderman, started cosplaying as him because he wanted to prove that _he_ was the ultimate spiderman, and then blew his brains out because he thought he killed the peak prey and had nothing to live for?

Best part of producing the new Halloween, $0 for marketing. It's called Halloween! It gets free marketing everywhere, especially those early screenings they had months ago.

Mobile Game development is basically the Horror movie business

2:35 Wow, this meta is just like the hellraiser movies. Only instead of locking in the demon, they use shitty direct to video movies to lock in the license.

Go on to produce "SHIT'S LOCKED: THE MOVIE".

5:00 Go to Liam's channel, search videos on "Anima" and "Caligula Effect". Also, play Gothic trilogy (aka "Witcher-starter"). There ARE diamonds in the shit-pile. But only Japanese and Europeans seem to bother to dig for them.

Wonder if they'll play Bayonetta while waiting for DMC5 to come out, cause DMC4 is gonna end way before March.

anything to avoid from playing Dante's Inferno.

You guys should 100 percent toss some cash into doing horror movies. I'm legit tempted to draft up a screenplay based on some good takes on some classic SCP Foundation stuff and just toss it at you. Bring in TheVolgun for some creepy voice work.

Shitstorm: The Movie. Go.

Paranormal Activity 1 (2007) Budget: $15,000 Box Office: $193.4 million

Fnaf games in a nutshell, its like Paranormal activity

Keep the spiderman demon at bay!

I want a Scrublords movies

Jim Sterling made a horror movie, you guys could totally do one yourselves. I mean no consequences came as a result of running around dressed like Colonial Marines, right?

The existence of those horror movies has hollowed part of my soul

Man I can't wait for the Devil may cry movie directed by David Cage.Gonna be gooood

God Matt looks like a guy who owes me money

Wes Craven's New Nightmare, as well as being a precursor to the Scream series, is also suspiciously similar to The Ring. Freddie now lives in a well, possesses the protagonist's son and kills a physician who is examining him at a hospital. He is also dispatched in a very similar way to Samara in that they need to produce movies to keep him at bay whereas in the ring they copy the VHS tape and distribute it to pass the curse on to someone else.

cant wait for the day they release the woolie hole in cinemas

What are you talking about, elm street two is great! That barbecue scene is fucking awesome

So what you're saying is that Billy is the Wes Craven in all of this and he hires you scrublords as the producer. I understand.

Sometimes I wonder if mat could direct a horror movie.

Making the "shitting out a bunch of mediocre movies" a part of the canon for a slasher series is *actually* genius.

Just as I was about to sleep, they pull this shit on me. Best Friends ruin sleep.

I love the dumb Iggy Pop song / montage during the credits of Freddy's Dead.

Thus we now understand why Shitstorm this year is just filled and filled with the most euroest jankiest games

3:48 Nice to hear a shout-out to RLM!

We gotta make-a ze bad game to keep ze David Cage in check

is that why they keep letting Cajeh make games?

I would legit like to see a superbestfriendsplay produced horror movie

I actually really liked Nightmare part 2. I really stood out in the franchise. It's a shame they never followed up on it.

What happened to the omensight playthrough?

This explains David Cage to mi...

A shitty movie a day keeps the demons away. But welcoming in omikron straight up kills them.

ANoES 2: Freddy's Revenge is actually pretty decent. Sort of like Halloween III. Different, unexpected and ultimately underrated.

If you make a movie for a million dollars and 2% of the movie going audience see it.....you've made a METRIC FUCKTON of money. How is Woolie not getting this? It's basically the same sales model as unity asset flip games or mobile games. It doesn't have to be good, or even popular, it just has to get a few thousand sales out of the gaming audience of HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS and it'll make a massive profit.

What's the final shitstorm episode going to be???

DMC2 cowards

Call of Duty games?

After growing up in the Adirondacks it's super weird to hear somebody refer to them as down south.

Isn't this straight-up the plot to Cabin in the Woods?

Didn’t blumhouse got the rights to five nights at Freddy’s

Whenever Matt talks about something on the podcast it's always upbeat without a hint of irony. Whenever the other one talks about Anime he started but didn't finish and the other-other one talks about HxH like it's good but only makes it sound worse then it already is I want to zone out. He makes me wish he got a slew of bad movies about Nightmare on Elm Street just to contain the shitty spirit of Nightmare on Elm Street.