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@N_Moli5 жыл бұрын
"Woolie didn't do anything for the hole". He didn't do anything for a few holes when he had the opportunity.
@ZanraiKid5 жыл бұрын
fuuuuuuu dude
@SoaringLettuce5 жыл бұрын
So fucking good.
@Raven_Frame5 жыл бұрын
I take it you mean six holes to be specific. Eight if well... You know.
@ColdNorth06285 жыл бұрын
DAMN
@makeda65305 жыл бұрын
N. A. Hartnell All tea, no shadoloo
@ExaltedUriel5 жыл бұрын
Everytime the Zaibatsu talk about property in and around Montreal it sounds more like some Yakuza 0-style weirdscape where any dude can roll up with a briefcase full of cash and buy out a whole building to push their hustle.
@PunishedBlake5 жыл бұрын
Castle Super Beast us even owned by a Canadian chicken named Zito who belongs to some Canadian guy who goes around punching everyone. I think his name is Takahat 101.
@ftwsam22465 жыл бұрын
And then there's Mr. Libido talking to his friend Mr. Shakedown about how the Municipal Government needs to be reorganized.
@akrasia15885 жыл бұрын
That actually happened except with an entire metro line
@magnumbadguy93545 жыл бұрын
In closing what I learned from this video is that Montreal needs Kiryu's real estate agency.
@ftwsam22465 жыл бұрын
@@magnumbadguy9354 He has to fight the 5 kings of Montreal first tho, and the 1st king is the Lying King Woolie, his ultimate attack is where he transports you to the Woolie hole.
@Elzilcho875 жыл бұрын
Sorry Woolie, but the term "Woolie hole" is officially canon.
@Tinlion095 жыл бұрын
I think someone Mission Impossible-style switched Pat's feed to a looping clip of him slamming Red Bulls
@Raven_Frame5 жыл бұрын
Woolie being salty about the Woolie hole is going to fan the dying embers back into a raging fire. I know he's not being salty, however it doesn't take much for people to interpret it that way. And Matt's right unfortunately, the "Pat's wrong" meme will not die unless he can manage to never ever make another mistake again.
@PunishedBlake5 жыл бұрын
So far Matt and Liam are the only ones with positive lore-related memes. I mean, that fucking fireaxe meme became his fighting style, which will inevitably become his death style. Liam is perfect and has never fucked up.
@awsomesaucekirby5 жыл бұрын
@@PunishedBlake except that our little Liam-Jesus died shitting himself to death due to Jeff's stand.
@PunishedBlake5 жыл бұрын
awsomesaucekirby He came back to life only to be killed by shitty Sonic Unleashed fans.
@manuelmateo33925 жыл бұрын
@@PunishedBlake Can't forget about Liam "Devil's Advocate" Allen-Miller.
@awsomesaucekirby5 жыл бұрын
@@PunishedBlake I'm one of those fans.
@dWalrus5 жыл бұрын
> *Complains about The Woolie-Hole joke* > *Proceeds to bring back Father Gascoigne joke from Bloodborne LP 2015* Tsk Tsk Tsk
@pyropoyo5 жыл бұрын
Mr.Shakedown Woolie only hates memes when he’s not the one bringing them up
@PunishedBlake5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Woolie had no real attachment to the Woolie Hole meme. It was some shit Matt made up, but the GasKWANG joke was something he unintentionally did and as such, he's trying to play cool with it so he's at least laughing with us.
@YuriBo265 жыл бұрын
Oh shit, I just realized he was reading at chat there and me and the stream monsters were doing gascoigne jokes. Go go stream monsters
@JohnSmith_19205 жыл бұрын
and then inventing Gorf
@Valanway5 жыл бұрын
From the way they always talk about Montreal, its business and its general feel, I just assume it's 80% mafia, and 20% Tim Hortons and McDonalds.
@StellaStarfall5 жыл бұрын
Valanway And there’s a mall and a grocery store somewhere, where Pat used to work, as well as a Wendy’s somewhere far from Pat but still in Montreal
@otooandoh95565 жыл бұрын
Dude on the last story, a similar story happened to my local bookstore where I attend college. Long story short the book store offered cheaper prices to the books found in the college's book store. The college owns more or less all the land around the college area and jacked up the rent of the local bookstore. The bookstore couldn't keep up with the payments and as a result shut their doors after more than 35 years. It real scummy that this type of crap is legal
@Samm8155 жыл бұрын
Otoo Andoh which college was that?
@PaladinGuy5 жыл бұрын
Capitalism, ho!
@ZanraiKid5 жыл бұрын
The more I hear about Montreal, the more it sounds like a more lawless version of Metro City.
@akrasia15885 жыл бұрын
ZanraiKid I live in Montreal and there not even fucking joking, construction companies might or might not be kinda owned by the Mafia, the politicians might or might not be corrupt, the police are huge scumbags, almost all teens do some sort of drug, tim Horton’s is what we eat on the daily and if not that McDonald’s also everyone is massive assholes and will walk over your body. At least we don’t have racism.. oh wait we replaced that wth LANGUAGE RACISM FRENCH VS ENGLISH, English speaking people are viewed as straight evil and if you speak English you will be looked down upon. This place is hell, it is metro city lite edition. Avoid Montreal at all cost. Tourist have a nice time tho, just don’t live here.
@TheWaverunners5 жыл бұрын
Just replace violence with construction work.
@ultraspinalki115 жыл бұрын
I wish it was more like Metro city so I could meet up Poison...
@convolutedclarity5 жыл бұрын
Just imagine a bunch of mob bosses twirling their mustaches doing the stereotypical french laugh. The only thing Canadians know is Tim Hortons and fear, you never know when you'll walk by a dark alley way and hear "Hon hon hon."
@redzeppelin65 жыл бұрын
That's almost as bad as Chicago.
@SpectrumSO5 жыл бұрын
That was actually pretty fascinating hearing them talking about Montreal businesses.
@Darkstalker2125 жыл бұрын
The pianist starts playing RE music..
@awsomesaucekirby5 жыл бұрын
In fourth key
@Judgementxxx5 жыл бұрын
Pat with his regular sized red bulls.
@wild_one00725 жыл бұрын
When will woolie stop stealing pies
@TheWaverunners5 жыл бұрын
When the Machete Guy comes back.
@wild_one00725 жыл бұрын
When's Marvel?
@jamiep99915 жыл бұрын
I love that there was a poker add before the video started.
@OldemarFIN5 жыл бұрын
Laws of the Internet dictate that Woolie-hole go up now.
@pyropoyo5 жыл бұрын
Fight it all you want, Woolie, but the Woolie Hole will always be apart of you. And really, it’s all Matt and Pat’s fault for constantly shitting on your messy apartment. It’s only natural the lore would become real. Also, you’re _wrong_ Pat.
@Magnak5 жыл бұрын
Man, I'm a super introvert and I have lived in Montreal for so long. Yet there is so much I never learned about the city due to staying inside minding my own business. I mean just this video had my mind being blown, given I know shady business happens on a daily.
@ultraspinalki115 жыл бұрын
Same here!
@ToneBacas5 жыл бұрын
You just know that video-poker machine arc is gonna end up in NTR.
@steelblake5 жыл бұрын
Pat: Canadá is a country Me: Debatable
@duelverse88155 жыл бұрын
Surpasingly Psyquieous Canada is actually an expansion pack of Britain
@convolutedclarity5 жыл бұрын
Its a country, just barely. Just ignore the French parts, they wanted to secede or something anyways.
@ShyRanger5 жыл бұрын
Please also upload the "Battle music in real life" portion. The parts with Pat and Woolie talking about pamphlets and grocery store lines was my biggest highlight.
@WackyWhitney5 жыл бұрын
There's a place near me where there are TV's and consoles set up for people to pay admission to play fighting games. If you bring your own console, it's free admission. They take precautions so no one's console gets stolen. There's also a bar there. I'm not knowledgeable on how profitable it is for that location, but it's got lots of people to go there.
@kaizerdeath125 жыл бұрын
A Superbestfriends arcade would catch fire the second the inagural ribbon gets cut.
@brainflash15 жыл бұрын
That's wrong, Pat.
@JeffMustDie5 жыл бұрын
When is Pat ever not wrong
@GabeSweetMan5 жыл бұрын
That's the hard part to figure out. Crazy Talk doesn't have a consistent ruleset for when and why it activates or who is affected. It may take centuries before mathematics advances to the point that we can accurately calculate its activation requirements.
@BonnieBoestar5 жыл бұрын
I fully believe that if you posted this on every Best Friends video from here on out, not only would you get a good amount of likes, but you'd be right every time.
@17clon2cwr5 жыл бұрын
The Woolie hole will never be dry, it can be a lot of things, but it will never be dry.
@Comkill1175 жыл бұрын
Piano Arcade Sticks are the future.
@Jay-ln1co5 жыл бұрын
Wondering what would have stopped them from selling or even giving the machine away to somewhere else. Sell it to a private collector in another country. Good luck getting it back now.
@Antlion10015 жыл бұрын
Gonna be honest here, I wrote down all Matt’s suggestions for ‘Insert Coin’. That’s some damn good workshopping. Thanks man.
@awsomesaucekirby5 жыл бұрын
Steal it. Take all the credit. Do crimes. Do it do it do it.
@ScorpioTheScorpion15035 жыл бұрын
Mr. Joe Evil Businessman - the true Hero of Pay Me!
@norrinradd845 жыл бұрын
you would have to call the arcade "Le hole de Woolie"
@ColdNorth06285 жыл бұрын
™
@makeda65305 жыл бұрын
Real Cryme with a side of Poutine
@LightningZerker5 жыл бұрын
Just open a strip club with a daycare service.
@ColdNorth06285 жыл бұрын
you mean a *Whorphanage™*
@PunishedBlake5 жыл бұрын
Isn't that just a school though? I thought every student had to go in the closet and strip for the faculty. Or was that just my school?
@6powersofM5 жыл бұрын
Kallen Stadtfeld ....I want to back away from this conversation as hard as I can
@insertnamehere87155 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes. The great Canadian Video Poker Finance Emperor. Truly, we live in the darkest timeline.
@jlmd24945 жыл бұрын
Look up Round One its in the U.S.
@trenchcoatjoe18915 жыл бұрын
The Woolie Hole is never going to close
@Fjarhultian5 жыл бұрын
"Insert kweh" was funny, good job. Matt conspicuosly insists he doesn't know anything about nuru.
@oradrive7455 жыл бұрын
The woolie hole should just be placed in a building with a giant hole that leads into Blight town
@willg80355 жыл бұрын
I thought the "Woolie hole" started when he had that leg injury from "the ants/bees".
@DocDelray5 жыл бұрын
Woolie Holes, Pat being wrong and a million strong memes are why the channel is even watched
@notEisiger5 жыл бұрын
If anyone has any recommendations for US/Canadian travel agencies, industrial strength U-shaped magnets, and any particularly popular places with working gambling machines in Toronto, let me know!
@Comkill1175 жыл бұрын
The thing about [CRAZY TALK] is that is has some good application if you use it right. (EX: Dark Souls LP)
@xXcloud99Xx5 жыл бұрын
They shoulda smashed the video poker machine before moving, even if they got it repaired, woulda still given them some form of headaches ^_^
@astern.74255 жыл бұрын
That's great and all, but where's DMC?
@datderpderping5015 жыл бұрын
Im loving the DMC, my first ever ps2 game.
@DoublemintDave5 жыл бұрын
aster n. They’re slowing down uploads to prepare for the Shitstorm
@EggBastion5 жыл бұрын
Napping system?
@Shadar225 жыл бұрын
Where does the Woolie Hole fit into the baz-verse?
@canadanionerdo54345 жыл бұрын
What's a "Wooile hole joke"? But the Like repeat factor you can see from space
@HoChiMints20075 жыл бұрын
Montreal gangsters with French accents...man that's such a mental image
@manuelmateo33925 жыл бұрын
The Woolie Hole only came into existence out of an exaggeration of a few minor issues that came out of Woolie's place (bugs and shit like that). It got out of proportion when Matt and Pat shitted on Woolie hard during the Shitstorm about all the "slime in Woolie's apartment".
@DrErikNefarious5 жыл бұрын
*laughs in Galloping Ghost at the part where Arcades don't exist anymore*
@awsomesaucekirby5 жыл бұрын
Is this our 1 video for the day?
@GrimmShadow5 жыл бұрын
we're all dying
@penmustache2835 жыл бұрын
You heard em bois. Turn up the intensity of Woolie hole jokes.
@MrStath19865 жыл бұрын
I fucking refuse to believe Matt - Mr 'GIANNA MICHAELS!!' himself - had never heard of a Nuru massage before now.
@BazzBrother5 жыл бұрын
why are these situations "goofy" and "weird" rather than "call the supreme court, this is a big crime"
@fostertalks23273 жыл бұрын
5:25 so who else didn't expect the foreshadowing
@Serje12275 жыл бұрын
I would've broke that machine on the way out
@Gustavozxd135 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a Payday 2 DLC
@Unfamous24235 жыл бұрын
Nice
@YJayR5 жыл бұрын
What if he opened an arcade called the Woolie hole...but it was also a strip club...the name is perfect for both.
@axelskull5 жыл бұрын
those terraces that block the sidewalk are the fucking worst
@redbee29565 жыл бұрын
So what your saying is... Shitstorm 2018 Rewoolieholebirth?
@ethantaylor96135 жыл бұрын
Wow oligarchs are a problem everywhere.
@MrGregory7775 жыл бұрын
Video Poker??
@jeanne-emerycoleman2145 жыл бұрын
Ill pay for this arcade...... With CASH Thats Rad
@SlackisDead5 жыл бұрын
It's a shame how Canada stifles businesses. Just let people open arcades, it's not for the city to decide what people should like or where they spend their money.
@JTGallant5 жыл бұрын
insert Coin Clothing actually exists. Cool game shit.
@Googlesucksballs5 жыл бұрын
There was a juice bar in Oregon that doubled as a strip club at night. I was super confused why my cousins wanted to take me to a juice bar for my birthday. lol good times but yeah most towns still have that mentality that arcades will turn that area into fucking Mos Eisley of degenerates and scum bags. If this was the 80s I would understand but for fucks sake I have seen more fist fights at Chuck E Cheese's this last few years than I have at actual arcades in the 80s and 90s combined. So they make it impossible to get a permit for those kinda things. They also have been doing that for smaller concert venues too. Gentrification will be the death of anything fun you used to have in said town.
@JamezJN0075 жыл бұрын
sooo i haven't seen these scrublords in about a year, what happened to liam sempai ?
@theprofesionalist79275 жыл бұрын
Once again I'll say it and totally agree with you guys, your town is scummy. That's just capitalism at its best folks. And isn't capitalism just a wonderful thing. It is for big business, but certainly not for anyone else.
@gaiden80665 жыл бұрын
I feel its capitalisms worst aspects being manipulated.
@theprofesionalist79275 жыл бұрын
Your right, but I feel like these aspects will stay until the government does something about it. If we had a socialistic government then maybe we would have a balance between capitalism and communism. If we were able to chose the right politicians and exchanged some of the greedy ones for some that we might not like at first then we could possibly push these policies forward. I'd just rather have economic equality or something close to that as opposed to economic tyranny.
@Mother3pla3r5 жыл бұрын
@@theprofesionalist7927 but the government of Montreal are the ones that reinforce this exact scumbaggery though
@theprofesionalist79275 жыл бұрын
Then I guess it should be time for a Canadian revolution then. It sounds violent, but when the government doesn't work for the people then the people should abolish or change it.
@theprofesionalist79275 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna sound like a huge jerk probably since this is a completely different scenario, but let me ask you this. Did the founding fathers of the U.S take it too far?
@TacoKhan5 жыл бұрын
WHERE THE FUCK IS DMC!
@sku11bropat455 жыл бұрын
Hey nice woolie hole you got there
@DiggyT5 жыл бұрын
Stop uploading so many pod casts I can't listen to your old and new shit at the same time!!!