Don't forget about the time cube. You cannot let the quadrants mix.

My favorite bit about the "it was Mormons" joke from South Park is that its a joke within a joke, since Mormons don't actually believe in Hell, making the whole situation impossible. It always gives me a nice chuckle.

Woolie "Love is just Chemicals" Madden is killing all my positivity.

“as far back as i can remember i always wanted to be a astronaut” Camera tracks Neil’s back as he walks onto moon He gets addicted to drugs and buzz gets killed for being a hothead Robert De Niro plays every character Directed by Martin Scorsese

A Hideo Kojima Lunar Mission Starring Neil "Venom" Armstrong Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin Michael "Kazuhira" Collins Written by Hideo Kojima Produced by Hideo Kojima Directed by Hideo Kojima MOON LANDING

"I saw a Digimon! I know what I saw and nobody can take that away from me!"

Open on book with a picture of the moon on the cover. The theme song plays on a toy piano. Narrator (voiced by Bill Murray): "Neil wanted to go the moon." Cut to Neil Armstrong (Owen Wilson), looking directly into the camera. Neil: "I really would like to go to moon." Tracking shot of a miniature spaceship flying straight to the moon. Moon (voiced by Meryl Streep): "Did you really have to land on me?" Neil: "Well, I had to do something. You know. With my life. But when you put it that way, I'm not so sure anymore." A french song from the 60s plays over the credits.

The new Devil May Cry will feature Dante fighting Mundus on the ice wall.

The only time i've ever had a mental breakdown is when i had to debate in favor of flat earth during high school. I just sat in my chair laughing, i couldn't do it.

But Michael Bay did film the moon landing....Transfomers 3 remember?

This segment came immediately after they read an ad for a podcast that debunks conspiracy theories. That sponsor is probably pissed these guys just stole their concept.

The moon landing but it's always zoomed in on the feet. Directed by Quentin Tarantino

The moon landing was the best anime.

The moon landing starring Mila Jovavich and a sentiant AI saying "you're all going to die down here"

"Face the fact that it's meaningless" funny how he's trying to portray himself as a logical and rational person and yet at the same time he jumps to Pat level conclusions

"When I was in high-school, I was so deep into alien conspiracy" Why am I not surprised, Pat.

I'm a Christian through and through but even I get the occasional esoteric crisis or bout of nihilism. Our brains are weird. They want us to live and think but also to stop caring and die. The fact humanity has made it as far as we have is a miracle. Thank God for video games, anime, and karate bug men.

The answer is obviously Time Cube.

The ice wall thing makes me think Game of Thrones is really Flat Earth propaganda.

One of the funnier deep conversations I've heard in a while. Truth is in the eye of the beholder, unless you're stupid...

This is probably one of my favourite podcast segments of all time

"Yeah, but your feet are flat". Like...how are you supposed to respond that?

7:10 In regards to Ghosts, I'm kind of in this weird position where I believe ghosts and hauntings can happen, like I will be fully willing to believe that the spirits of the dead linger in this world, but I feel like I am far too cynical in the subject to believe that the various ghost hunting shows have actual, definite proof of them. Like someone will say a place is haunted, and I'd be like, "you sure? You tried checking the wiring or changing the bulb in there? have you eliminated any possibility that it couldn't be a ghost for you to come to the conclusion of it being a ghost?" Surprisingly, Achievement Haunter has been the most convincing ghost show to watch, simply because they start out silly so when spooky things happen it's actually impacting.

Making us think round is keeping us down (because of gravity and stuff)

Neil Breen writing, directing, and producing the moon landing

I went from joyful alien conspiricy to ecstatic crippling nihilism. Which is like, "Oh wow. The inevitible heat death of the univerise is the most horrific thing I can imagine... Weee video games!" - Pat 2018

I picked a good time to listen to this after my mother talking about how political people are aliens from outer space pretending to be human.

inb4 someone in the comments actually starts defending the conspiracy theories

Amazing how much a sponsor can unintentionally bring to a podcast. Anyway, I hope we'll also get the conclusion of Pat's Hunter X Hunter story arc.

I love it when they just start cutting each other off

every time I watch one of these Im like "oooooh DMC5 is coming out!!"

One interpretation of the Flat Earth that's particularly awesome is that Earth is basically a non-Euclidean plane where the edges loop endlessly (you could think of the earth as a treadmill under your feet). Kind of like Pac-Man. It solves the need of the ICE WALL at the edges. I haven't seen any flat earthers who have been able to explain the formation of an ancient flat earth without God. Gravity would cause the flat earth to crush itself pulling towards center mass, but how does a planet form without some force pulling bits of space debris together? And what force pulls things together specifically in flat orientations?

The moon landing but as they say “one giant leap for mankind” a bomb goes off in the rocket ship. The audience knew there was a bomb the whole time but Armstrong didn’t and then as the astronauts roam the earth they find a shower where they take a shower before an elderly woman shows up and stabs them, becoming the new main character of the film.

The fly me to the moon christ allegory bit could be zach snyder _or_ Anno sama. It's a real box of chocolates.

We see a shot of the rocket landing, we hear “Where do you go to my lovely” as the astronauts step on the moon get the flag and place it down all while being perfectly symmetrical. Moon landing dir: Wes Anderson

Hey guys can you tell woolie might not be super into religion and faith based mindsets?

My cousin has that "secret knowledge" fetish. So when he came to me going on about how SCP is 'real'.... god... The reason problem is that the rest of my family lean towards actual conspiracy theories too (my grandmother believes that terrorists come across our boarder to.... I don't know? Blow up our jobs?)... so they actually treated me like I was in the wrong for pointing out "You are just reading X-files".

I can't handle this Kojima talk.

When is Woolie going to dye his whole head purple? That beautiful, glittering jewel-purple? 💜💜💜

3:13 straight up, many conspiracy theories exist just to serve as instant gratification. “I’m the smartest one in the room as I hold this sacred and secretive knowledge nobody else holds!” “Okay Jeff, please just take a plate already. The lines building up.”

Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe.

Operation Avalanche was a good movie

Woolie pretty much explained everything. All that goes on in the conspiracy nut brains.

I want to see these moon landings recreated!

I just want Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin fighting shirtless in the moon rain

i need to see this podcast animated soooo bad

Nice I wish you guys do more these or sometimes play the whole Podcast episode I hope you show the clip of Pat thinking of hunter hunter.

Stanly Kubrick was kind of nuts, when his movies were first released he'd super impose clips and images into the films, like Tyler Dyrden in Fight Club. Has some of the best scene transitions of all time though.

I've become so numb!

I seriously wished I had the cool swagger that Whoolie pulls off

"Ever since I was a kid I always want to be a an fake astronaut" closes back hatch of the shuttle

The master of chemicals speaks again!

You know what fills the void for hidden bullshit while still not wasting your ability to think? Scp stories

Nice

I run for the hills whenever I meet someone who says he's into Skepticism™ or "evidence-based thinking."

so its like how older people believe in Qanon, they dont know who or what it is but they just want something to believe in.

I can never get over the way woolie and Matt look compared to their voices.

I vote for the zaibatsu to go ghost hunting

13:52 the fucking sync there between woolie and pat

Local Canadians discuss how the moon landing really happened

Hey, what happened to that mecha vid I just saw earlier?

Look, I aint saying the earths flat, but I aint ever been into an Air-O-Plane, before, I Aint been in the space before. How the fuck would I really know?

So I never heard about the ice wall theory, and my first thought upon hearing that "they got lost 'cause they hit the ice wall!" thing was, 'like the fucking Schwarzwelt from Strange Journey???'

Only the soulless don't believe in ghosts, because they don't have one

Go see First Man. Has such a real looking moon landing.

I'm down for this clip, I love nihilism.

I want the moon landing filmed by David cage.

Yeah, they should have had the 4 year old micheal bay direct the moon landings

Matt is right. I started believing in ghosts when I was tricking people into believing in ghosts.

I personally believe in aliens and ghosts and monsters and such because, to me, a world without those things would be sad and boring. Especially with aliens. We have this massive, ever-expanding universe and *we're* all that's in it? Come on. There *have* to be other people out there. Good or bad, I don't know, but they're there. They gotta be. It's just a waste of space if they're not.

Moon landing as by John Waters You know we want it

13:48 just to be clear, it's a dig at Zack Snyder right?

I just wanted alien waifus. I have fairly low standards in regards to aliens, as long as they aren't a species of humanoid pug people with giant eyes that pop out of their skulls every once in awhile, i'm pretty cool with it. Damn govamants hiding all the extraterrestrial waifus man.

Oh god, I actually agree with Woolie on something. I've lost it, haven't I?

With this video I remember that I recently saw Room 237....Holy shiiit what the fuck??!!!

Like Dante's Inferno: Animated film but instead of different animators have each segment of the journey from the launch to the landing made by different subpar directors of the action genre

The "Fly me to the Moon" one was Zack Snyder right?

Can anyone tell me who the last director was suppose to be? It sounds like a mix of David S. Goyer and Zack Snyder. Is it suppose to be the DCEU in general? Is it still Tarantino?

I actually quite liked the original DMC anime

14:52 Haunted Doll Watch?

Some people just cant handle the insight(were on a tiny rock in darkness and there is no purpose for mankind other than to breed and die) and they frenzy up(religion, conspiracy theories).

Woolie loves his edgy "Everything is meaningless" rants.

The moon landing starring Burt Reynolds corpse

The Castlevania netflix series is awesome, who cares what the show-runner is doing? It's not like he's unimportant, but he's not the only one required

Ok follow me here, the "Aliens" are actually time traveling humans.

Love these casts, but the Wife can't stand when Woolie eats the mic and gets it poppin.

**snort**

Okay but where's KH tho

I super don’t believe in ghosts but in the event I see proof of their existence i have told everyone I know that, in the event I say without any shadow of a doubt that I have seen a ghost, then they should start to worry.

Woolie would both like and hate Umineko

Almost every flat-Earther I have listed to has an element of discovering the Earth is flat being part of like a profound new age or some such. Like it is almost time to emerge from the shadows as some shadow organization decides they are ready (a real but not exclusively the only version of the theory).

But that alien thing is somewhat right though. The government had to insult 4 states on west america within a particular time at night with time lines that don't add up to the aliens hovering above that literal thousands of people saw.

Knowing better did a good video on why people join cults and doomsday groups.

Lol you guys are hella late to talk about this now

I love conspiracy theories. I love how crazy they are and how you could make a fun as fuck movie, comic or game out of them. Like, I'd be down for a game based on the supposed alien base in the Dulce Facility or a movie based on the whole Hollow Moon theory and other crazy alien shit, especially if it has lizard people. I could do without all the anti-Semitism in most of those conspiracy theories, though. Like, seriously, why do all these conspiracies always go back to ''THE JEWS DID IT!''?

This episode brought to you by "Woolie reminding himself that God/Religion isn't real and Love isn't too." Cringe Nihilism.

Flat earthers are all fun and games until you find the ones that add very blatant antisemitism to their conspiracies... Not even kidding.

These are so painful to watch now after the recent announcement. Uuughhhhhhhhhhhh.

There is only one universal truth that everybody needs to know and that is that WWE stands for: WALK WITH ELIAS!!