In Goblet of Fire, the Qudditch World Cup at the beginning of the story, Ireland faced Bulgaria. Ireland beasted on Bulgaria so freakin' hard, that Bulgaria getting the Golden Snitch meant nothing, because Ireland had more points.

I like how Pat and Bakugo have very similar ideas of "sportsmanship" lol

Pat's last comment... I agree with that whole-heartedly. "Taking them seriously means crushing them into dirt." This is exactly how most of us played NBA Jam and Blitz back in the day.

Flood, the, Stadium! Flood, the, Stadium! I want my naval battle re-enactments, dammit! We can solve boring sports, grab the historical crowd, and satisfy the psychopaths of the world!

Boxing is like for Honor, it's straightforward but people always use the guard break

Pat in every argument: "By that logic, [outrageously illogical statement]"

I actually audibly cheered when i saw this title. That says so much about me. I remember there was one game in particular at my highschool that people would get injured so consistently in the kids started calling it a bloodsport unironically. It's called Gaga Ball for anyone interested.

I love whenever Woolie talks about sports or fighting because it gives him more opportunities to say the word "won" in his beautifully strange way.

best friend cast ft: wakka's extreme blitzball rules

Now I'm not gonna pretend I'm a super hardcore fan of Best Friends but is Pat always talking this crazy in the podcasts?

Well it’s better than letting them play water sports, I’ll tell you that for free

We should have a Battle Royale for all the high school seniors who failed to graduate, last student standing gets his degree.

Matt's forehead is freaking me out.

Nidhogg is literally a comeback game

Quidditch is basically a Game where; take any kind of sporting match in your brain and have that going on, and while it’s going on, there are 2 Drunk Guys fighting, each representing a different team, and who ever wins that fight; their team also wins.

Remember kids, no blood no foul.

Baseball needs to take a page out of the Blernsball rule book, where there's a tiny hole in the outfield wall that will make you instantly win if you can bat a ball into it

Ok new rule: if the fight goes past round 10, it officially HAS to end in a knockout.

Clinching in boxing are usually to change position or hide your body movements or to go to the body as Woolie mentioned

Chess boxing is the realist shit.

And Tyson Fury is a fucking inspiration. Coming back from drugs and alcohol abuse, being over 300 pounds and got up from one of the most devastating knockdown I have ever seen. And they declare the fight a draw despite him outboxing wilder 10 out of 12 rounds

"Sports should have a fighting game come-back state" Oh you mean like clinching in boxing?

I've had one unsanctioned boxing match that went super well and I'm going to start fighting as an amateur soon. it's so cool to see Woolie shares my love for the sport.

Boxing is also super corrupt so not only can the matches suck, they can be rigged from the start. That's what I've been hearing about the Tyson Fury match.

This is all just the road to Blurnsball. Releasing the giant ant.

Back in my day, kids actually DIED in sports, and they were expected to just walk it off.

I've never seen a man get so passionate about something he doesn't give a single fuck about

At pat I think the game you are considering is the game where a high school coach had his special needs team bull rush an opposing special needs team. It was apperantly very hard to watch a group of kids who just wanted to be active and play absolutely destroy each other. It was so bad that both teams players where crying and the winning teams coach got boo'd off the court and forced to resign as coach for that team.

Rules should serve to maintain to the spirit of the sport. If a rule is allowing someone in a combat sport avoid combat then the rule needs to be changed because they're diminishing what the sport represents.

I think in one of my history classes, I learned that ancient wars often had assholes just stand far enough away to not get involved, but close enough to watch it. Bring back that sport. It seemed like it could be fun and have plenty of room for promotional events to get people drinking Mountain Dew and eating Doritos.

how to make *insert subject here* with pat " GIVE THEM KNIVES"

They should bring in that Italian blood sport. It's like soccer but you can kick and punch the shit out of people. Also has random boxing matches in the field!

I hate how my brain instantly turned this into a Plauge video with a cat lady as soon as Pat said 'I wanna put a tiger on the field'. MEGALOBOX.

Top 5 sports that should be updated: -Soccer (for the americans, the rest of the world call it for what it is god damn it!) -MMA -American football. -Baseball (make the game go faster for fuck´s sake) -Basketball (but this one instead is about backing down many pussy rules, we want 90's basketball back) There is no point to put box on this list because is corrupt to the core and there is no hope.

These podcast titles are the kind of click-bait I can get behind

It sounds like Pat would love Blood Bowl also, which I think is like British Mutant League Football, except it's fantasy

"You know what'd be fuckin' -pshshh- awesome? You remember in Mutant League Hockey where you could kill the other team and then the game would just end?" - Pat, 2018

I really like these Friendcast clips because they're not 4 hour long podcasts.

Memories of Justin Wong spamming in MKX on 10 yr old on stream with evil laugh. TWICE!!

14:50 Every soccer player gets one, until it's done.

this is why I love Go(baduk), the only thing we argue is KO and Komi rulings which vary from country and really doesn't take away from the game either way it swings. The game has pretty much been played in its original state since its inception.

I feel like football would be more popular in the US if the US had a decent team.

Kids Blood Sports wouldn't work in today's era. I mean, think about how many of them would get participation awards!

There was a game of quitich where the team that grabbed the snitch was lossing by so many points they still lost

With a title like that, -Woolie- *Pat* is taking us down the bad timeline.

9:00 I wanna put a tiger on the field!

My idea was in football ("soccer") that the ball explodes randomly when touched- once per game. Not only does this encourage people to watch for the violence, like Nascar, but also justifies the abhorrent and ridiculous salaries the players receive.

I wonder if woolie saw the wilder vs fury fight

The Snitch is the end game condition for Quidditch. You can't end the game without catching the Snitch. So the answer is technically no. On the other hand, there was one game shown in the seven books (The Quidditch World Cup) where the team that caught the Snitch didn't win. The logic behind that was apparently, "My team is losing so fucking badly that not ending the game right now is just going to further embarrass us. I'm putting my team out of our misery." I haven't read any of the side materials to know any more about the subject.

There's a way to get what you want, guys... *SPORTS ANIME* (especially Kuroko, that show has Team Aerial Combos and legit comeback mechanics)

KEEP GOING UNTIL ONE OF THEM DOES A DEMPSEY ROLL!!!!

The worst part about Quidditch is that the Snitch mechanic is there just so Harry Potter can excel in that stupid sport without having any training or experience with it. No matter if everyone else have trained hard for years to give their best in the game, Potter will trip on his own dick, eat shit and somehow have the Snitch on his hand when he gets up. What a hero.

21"07 maaaan i've been watching a lot of Kuroko

Im surprised Pat wouldn't remember such a bad ass super hype mega villain name like Tyson Fury.

Pat's solution to prevent clinching- MEGALO BOX BUT WORSE!

You can't spell PSYCHOPATH without PAT

17776, (or What Football Will Look Like in the Future) is a great little read/watch/etc. that has a lot of fun, goofy stuff about wild changes to american football. you don't even have to like football. you don't have to like it, hate it, or feel nothing about football, because this is the perfect future of football.

I agree with everything Pat said.

So basically that episode of Sunny where they have kids play basketball.

Megalo Box was fucking rad

Quidditch would literally be fixed completely if catching the Snitch didn’t award any points. It just ends the game.

Woolz liked the complimentary yellow card idea

So Pat wants Megalobox. Thatll be the day i have to retire my gloves then fuck that lol

Did pat just summarize the first instance of the Harlem Globe Totters

Have we all forgotten taser-ball? look it up

I remember reading in one of the Harry Potter books that catching the snitch ends the match and some pro quiditch game lasted like 2 days or something like that because they just couldn't catch it.

Woolie's "it should be allowed if it helps you win" seems Pat-like.

So the moral of the story is that Pat loves to see real murder, as long as he wasn't involved. Man, don't get robbed around him, cause he'll just take a video of you getting stabbed, so he can enjoy it later!

GIVE THE CHILDREN KNIVES SAYS PAT

20:13 michigan. Dakota High vs L'Anse Creuse North. Football. their games regularly end like 55 - 7. every year its the same joke.

that's like if people in movies thought properly instead of "let me go investigate noise"

Clinching is a legitimate strategy.

So, in this episode the Best Friends WILDLY misunderstand Quidditch. Quidditch is a lot like baseball in that it can go on for fucking ever. The golden snitch being caught is how the game ends. It's also worth 150 points. So let's say your team has 0 and your opposing team has 160. They still win, even if you catch the Snitch. The reason Harry always wins by catching the Snitch is because he has good hand-eye coordination and is good at focusing on small moving objects. And because literal school children are so bad at the game that it becomes 'your team wins if you catch the snitch'.

I think the hammer doctor miiiiight break the Hippocratic Oath.

Woolie: Clinching is effective. Pat: It's boring though. Woolie: But it's effective. Pat: But it's boring. Woolie: Maybe if I tell you how effective and strategic and [Insert unrelated positive trait] it is you'll forget that it's boring. Pat: Nope God I hate it when people argue like this

On the Quidditch thing Catching the Snitch Always ends the game and is the only way to end the game, but it doesn't guarantee the win as we see in book 4. You score 15 goals and the snitch is basically a come back mechanics

here's how you solve all boring-ness in all sports...anime-fy it

I love woolies shirt I only have one JoJo shirt thats just the phantom blood cast but I'd like to have a jotaro or a star platinum shirt

Only caring for “crowd pleasing” styles is what caused so many boxers to have cte. Look at Floyd’s uncle roger and Floyd’s dad for that matter and then wonder why he fights with a “boring” style.

I can't believe they know K-1! such a shame what happened to them...loved seeing masato inexplicably getting a draw despite getting FUCKIN WRECKED by buakaw! Fuck, I need to read those Seanbaby articles again!

Boxing needs a balance patch. Mayweather dominating with 10-0 match-ups. I'd say nerf his invincibility frames while clinching

"A doctor with a hammer"

Kawami when

At this point let's just make The Hunger Games

I once went to a White Sox/Yankees Game, and the Yankees got Fucking Killed, and I knew from the 2nd Inning, I can happen.

Why don't we just make Blitzball a thing?

Blood bowl irl.........

Of coarse Woolie defends laming it out.

9:04

WHAT IS WITH THE TIGERS PAT?!

How to make soccer better: Make it into Rocket League.

@pat if you wanna watch entertaining clinchers in boxing look no further than Roberto Duran. For anyone on this platform look up the "modern martial artist" breakdown of Roberto Duran.

While these are all good ideas, it's important to note: This is pointless, because even they were legitimate bloodsports, none of them would watch them anyway, on account of them being sports.

As a European who couldn’t find football/soccer any more dull I’m all for causing the injuries if they are faked.

Flicker jaaaaab????!!!!

Okay so I still think Pat makes a great point because blood sports are great, would be so fun to watch, and here's how you can make them work. Since people will probably only be able to last 5 years without getting injured past the point of no return everyone should paid 5 times as much as they usually get paid so that they can at least get 25 years worth of pay in exchange for getting super injured and killed. Not only that, but as long as they keep playing past 5 years they'll still keep getting paid this way as an incentive. Will most athletes die; yes, but they'll want to because of the fame, glory, and fortune that they can earn for them and their families; just like in the good old times of Rome.

"Floyd Mayweather is the shittiest boxer to watch ever" - man who's only heard of him through other people talking about MayPac He admitted he DKSAB, he doesn't need to prove it

i'm not a fan but football is fun...I'm from europe, surprise

Wilder vs. Fury was an incredible fight. Shame about the judges though

fucking GOLF needs new rules