Frozen Land - The Cinema Snob

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Frozen Land - The Cinema Snob

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With Frozen II being released this weekend, The Cinema Snob finds this Canadian mockbuster, originally released under the title of The Legend of Sarila!
Writer/Creator: Brad Jones
Title Card: Shaun Millington
Theme: Rhymer-Man, Devin Letroy Powell
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@BugsyFoga 4 жыл бұрын

"I WAS FROZEN TODAY " - Christopher Lloyd

@somerandolad 4 жыл бұрын

"The ice men cometh!"

@cjstrikercbr3013 4 жыл бұрын

Crisdean Mackinnon “What Killed the Dinosaurs!?” 🦕 🦖 “THE ICE AGE!!!” 😈☠️

@TommyDeonauthsArchives 4 жыл бұрын

Wrong Christoper...

@diggerfan9319 4 жыл бұрын

That never gets old.

@catalinamelo9932 3 жыл бұрын

UM YOU MEAN Christopher PLUMMER

@mightyfilm 4 жыл бұрын

Simpsons references?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of KZfaq, localized entirely within this review?

@JanetStarChild 4 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@90sNostalgiaNerd 4 жыл бұрын

@@JanetStarChild May I see them?

@Rob_Thorsman 4 жыл бұрын

...No.

@Nicebitoftucka 4 жыл бұрын

The creators of this movie when they ripped off Frozen* Ho ho, delightfully devilish, Semore

@Gambit771 4 жыл бұрын

and it was cropped to be widescreen.

@CthulhuianBunny 4 жыл бұрын

One positive I can say about it, the lines on Sedna's fingers seem to hint at her origin, where they were broken and the blood from them leaked into the ocean and created sea life.

@jaketucker2559 Жыл бұрын

I like to think after that her hands became flippers, I know it’s not in the myth but it makes sense because she created seals

@trustno173 4 жыл бұрын

Give the movie this, it at least looks better than most animated movies Brad has covered. Even if looks like an early episode of The Clone Wars, it's clear effort was put into this.

@scitechian 4 жыл бұрын

Seeing the Cinema Snob drawn like Olaf the Snowman in the title card is glorious.

@frankscrank99 4 жыл бұрын

Dude the fact its a half-way decently animated movie about Inuit culture and spirituality is pretty cool! Also the fact that it includes the goddess Sedna~!

@doomslayer3593 4 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately it's boring as all hell

@gracekim25 3 жыл бұрын

I do love learning about other cultures

@SpongeyTheEditor 4 жыл бұрын

Throwback to when IHE reviewed this frozen land of entertainment,

@heathertaylor16 4 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, I got used to IHE's frantic pacing, and so Snob seems a little frozen land by comparison.

@scottydu81 4 жыл бұрын

Gary Hall *Raz0rfist

@Mate397 4 жыл бұрын

He did? I honestly can't recall

@jonathansefcik473 4 жыл бұрын

Brad should be a guest on Sardonicast

@kieranstark7213 4 жыл бұрын

IHE's friend, A Dose of Buckley could indeed do "Mockbusters - A Dose of Buckley"! XD

@Quantaur 4 жыл бұрын

I seriously didn't know frozen 2 was coming out this weekend. I haven't seen any commercials for it

@scitechian 4 жыл бұрын

I haven't either, and I still watch America's Funniest Home Videos on TV every week!

@Rainbowthewindsage 4 жыл бұрын

I have but, only a couple cut together scenes, without even advertising when it comes out.

@jonathansefcik473 4 жыл бұрын

I didn’t start seeing commercials for it till maybe 6 weeks ago, which is weird because I expected them to start promoting a movie like this in January

@Tareltonlives 4 жыл бұрын

I've managed to avoid them

@Hessed3712 4 жыл бұрын

Quantaur I didn’t either. That doesn’t seem possible. Given how popular the first movie is.

@lizzychrome7630 4 жыл бұрын

This is some damn decent animation, and cool visuals! Why did they feel the need to go the mockbuster route?!

@tintinismybelgian 4 жыл бұрын

The marketing department had a chart.

@ZC-Infinity 3 жыл бұрын

It probably wasn't originally a mockbuster. The American distributor just renamed it to cash in on Frozen, and so Americans would give two glances towards a foreign movie.

@aarondavis8943 2 жыл бұрын

I love their clothes. Very uggish. I'd wear that. Also glad to see some love for 3D animators. The most despised of all artists 😔

@MF-R 2 жыл бұрын

Yah, honestly at first it kinda struck me as off. But then I considered what inuit art tends to look like and realized that it's purposefully stylized. And honestly, this is an amazing 3-D interpretation of that art style.

@hypnojon32 4 жыл бұрын

13:34 The Aurora Borealis!!!? At this time of day,?? In this this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?? Yes.

@Heisenkirk2000 4 жыл бұрын

May I see it?

@krystalfan 4 жыл бұрын

uhhhhhhh its northern canada as a canadian i can confirm this as a regular occurrence

@hypnojon32 4 жыл бұрын

Ha Ha! I know guys, that's the joke. I'm Canadian too btw. It's the line from the Simpsons but I wrote out the comment before I heard the Snob make the "steamed hams" reference.

@fc43 4 жыл бұрын

Heisenkirk 2000 Uhhh....no.

@thesterndragoon9159 4 жыл бұрын

I find it oddly fitting that Brad would have Christopher Walken as a personal shaman.

@RickRaptor105 4 жыл бұрын

Oh no, Brad's going down THAT rabbit hole...Can't wait for Ratatoing!

@dreamlandnightmare 4 жыл бұрын

Love to see him do some Dingo Pictures movies as well.

@TheRealNormanBates 4 жыл бұрын

RLM actually had Patton Oswald on a WHEEL OF THE WORST and _almost_ got him to watch it.

@hammerman1758 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks to finding out that this movie was based off of "an original idea by Pierre Tremblay", it's safe to say that it may have a connection with a series of Hong Kong produced Transformers dubs. For clarification, Pierre Tremblay was one of the few voice actors in these dubs, notably voicing Optimus Prime and Cyclonus in Transformers Headmasters, among many other characters in that show and its two successors Tarnsformers: Super God Masterforce and Transformers Victory

@themistoklisatha 2 жыл бұрын

11.26 I just cannot listen to the phrase "What a great story" anymore, without someone saying "Mark" at the end. I cannot, my brain says "What a great story, Mark". That's just how it is now. Anyhow, great video Snob.

@baronofbahlingen9662 4 жыл бұрын

They finally made a Skyrim film adaptation, they got the voice for Arngeir and everything.

@WilfredoWolganG 4 жыл бұрын

That cinema snob snowman made me laugh harder than called for. So good

@iselin90 4 жыл бұрын

I guess Disney didn't want to "Let It Go" with this movie

@Cajek2 4 жыл бұрын

This looks a lot like the Disney classic, "The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes."

@willday9316 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but that had my favorite character actors in it.

@diggerfan9319 4 жыл бұрын

Starring the director of some Adam Sandler movies, Dennis Dugan.

@augustwest5356 4 жыл бұрын

This animation is great for today, June 3, 2003

@amanoj318 4 жыл бұрын

The exit to Toon Town bit is one of my favorite jokes you've ever done. (The Big Penguin Race is right up there too, though.) XD

@Pnuemonia-Nakey Жыл бұрын

I must say, bonus points for using Inuit folklore in a film. That's quite rare and the folklore itself is quite interesting and weird

@HydraSpectre1138 2 жыл бұрын

Trivia: Elias Toufexis is in this movie as Kauji. He is most well known for voicing Adam Jensen in the Deus Ex games. I never asked for this.

@harristrandberg9607 4 жыл бұрын

Now that we're moving on such a cold-frosted theme, then how about the review of the 1959 movie The Day the Earth Froze, also known as Sampo? It would be awesome. You're the best, Snob. :)

@Thegr8MC 4 жыл бұрын

Me: Mom can we see Frozen in theaters? Mom: We have Frozen at home Frozen at home:

@JaycRam 4 жыл бұрын

Holy crap. It finally happened--you reviewed a movie I've actually seen.

@geardog24 4 жыл бұрын

*I WENT TO FROZEN LAND TODAY*

@hikimi18 4 жыл бұрын

13:08 “Hello Joe!” XD

@Yukinoomoni 4 жыл бұрын

"Hello, Joe!" killed me.

@gyromurphy 4 жыл бұрын

I already have 5 of your DVDs.. but I certainly can't pass up a Black Friday deal like that.

@shawnconway6009 4 жыл бұрын

Oh right, the little cars movies. You have like six more of those to get to Snob.

@notthechosenjuan2413 4 жыл бұрын

Hey Brad have you ever found the Grinch porn that Doug requested in your "dear Santa" review bloopers?

@marikotrue3488 4 жыл бұрын

According to IMDb The Legend of Sarila is TV-G. Movie seems a little harsh for a G rating. Canada may not be as nice and polite as we (U.S. residents) thought. Great quote for the poster: "This movie had a beginning, middle and end....The Cinema Snob".

@ryandowney8743 4 жыл бұрын

This movie was 80 minutes long, but it probably still felt shorter than Olaf's Frozen Adventure.

@cerberus144 4 жыл бұрын

13:03 You will go to the Dagobah system...

@dreamlandnightmare 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, can't believe he didn't make that reference. Was it too on the nose and obvious?

@hypnojon32 4 жыл бұрын

Is it a bad thing that I actually want to see this film now? I mean, mocked up name besides, this seems like an interesting premise and is NOT a Frozen copy. And besides the obviously supernatural elements, (smoke monster, intelligent rodents, magical Shangri La, and the like) it seems a fairly accurate representation of Inuit life. (hunting, village closeness, and storing food, the dress, their values and culture (except maybe the shaman who reminds me of Scar) It kinda has me interested and intrigued.

@Teridax-cz4vb 4 жыл бұрын

Sedna is an actual Inuit goddess. As for the rest, I'm not familiar with it.

@hypnojon32 4 жыл бұрын

@@Teridax-cz4vb cool!

@coolnerdlll6053 3 жыл бұрын

RIP Christopher Plummer.

@betteryearentertainment4004 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, if I took a shot for everything I saw throughout this review that references another work or makes me think of another work, I think I'd be dead.

@brsurvivor1 4 жыл бұрын

Whilst watching the video, KZfaq advertised the film and it was called An Eskimos Tale

@Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser 4 жыл бұрын

Perfect for cold weather. *Gosh what move is this?*

@YamishiMizuandDracus 4 жыл бұрын

3:38 why... does Sedna.... have fingers.... her entire legend leads up to the point where her hands get mutilated and out of the bloody stumps come all sea life.

@melissalawson7803 4 жыл бұрын

I guess since she achieved godhood she godded up replacement fingers.

@Rob_Thorsman 4 жыл бұрын

It's actually more like Moana than Frozen.

@MissSallyB1 3 жыл бұрын

"Oh hay, he's reviewing Frozen like in that comic- Oh goddammit!"

@SpeedyEric1 4 жыл бұрын

2:11- We all do, Brad. We all do. 5:17- I also wish this was Crackerjack.........That or Star Trek VI. 7:08- I first saw Temple of Doom when I was 3 or 4, and I wasn't traumatized. 13:09- HA. Nice reference to Great Grandma Flanders. 13:41- 2 Simpsons references within a minute? That's unpossible. 14:39- *SIMPSONS REFERENCE OVERLOAD!!!*

@jem10702 4 жыл бұрын

U forgot the delicious Whataburger reference too.

@tommybutler731 4 жыл бұрын

This reminds me those early 2000's CGI Direct-to-Video films.

@michaelryall5752 4 жыл бұрын

I won't be happy with this film unless they make the goddess a confirmed lesbian and give her a girlfriend

@scitechian 4 жыл бұрын

Can I make an Actual Lee on behalf of the asexuals? Although I'm not sure I need to do anything on their behalf; they must have so much extra time on their hands not having sexual impulses to waste any on.

@JanetStarChild 4 жыл бұрын

@Michael Ryall What was the point of your comment? Seriously, I don't know what to make of it. My guess is you're either sincere or it was intended as backhanded criticism towards LGBT representation in pop-culture media. Or am I missing something else entirely?

@scitechian 4 жыл бұрын

@@JanetStarChild It's a very clever twofold reference, actually: (1) When Frozen came out, a lot of people liked how Elsa ended up without a man and yet happy in her own way, and they wanted Disney to explicitly state that Elsa was a lesbian and to make sure she had a female love interest in the inevitable sequel. (Of course, she was asexual, but asexual characters are just less interesting to people on the internet.) (2) Sedna, the Inuit goddess responsible for the bounty of sea creatures that the Inuit depend on for food, is most commonly said to have repeatedly refused to marry, causing her father to row her out to sea and dump her in the open ocean. When she tried to climb back into the boat, he chopped her fingers off.

@JanetStarChild 4 жыл бұрын

@@scitechian Well, damn!

@TemmiePlays 4 жыл бұрын

this was made way before Frozen, and had the name slapped on it after when this company bought rights to it.

@yuureighost 4 жыл бұрын

Every time I hear that crow I think it's Dave Chappelle saying "Psych!"

@nellenbacher 4 жыл бұрын

It did sound a lot more like he said "shut up you old fucks" as opposed to "shut up you old fox". Gave me a good laugh. Thanks CS.

@quinnzykir 4 жыл бұрын

This feels like a movie that gives you a high

@blueseanomad7435 4 жыл бұрын

11:55, Frozen II will never have a line reading that amazing!

@Cinehotties 4 жыл бұрын

Movie:Its Macoochie Captain america: Language

@justoutofframemoviereviews656 4 жыл бұрын

like an Eskimo pie to the face.

@jem10702 4 жыл бұрын

Love the Whataburger reference. First thing I ate when I landed in Texas.

@rhett8819 4 жыл бұрын

yeah, its a throwaway movie, but I like how a third-rate animation company would have their story about Inuits actually star characters who look, dress, and act like Inuits and never deviate from that. Instead of the vague cartoony fantastical directions Disney often take in their movies about brown-colored people.

@cthulhupthagn5771 4 жыл бұрын

*all people. There, fixed that typo for you.

@rhett8819 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks, but if I intended "all people", I would've typed "all people".

@Equ3strianGam3r 4 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure why but I get real Last Airbender vibes from the tribe in this movie. They remind me of the Southern Water Tribe.

@gabriellavedier9650 Жыл бұрын

Because the Water Tribe was based on the Inuits.

@KeybladeMasterAndy 4 жыл бұрын

Christopher Plummer was in UP.

@amanoj318 4 жыл бұрын

Any word on when we might be seeing that Honey Dijon Ranch Dressing + Ham 'n' Cheese Hot Pocket cartoon? :)

@williamstark6191 4 жыл бұрын

So, there are lingerie stores in central Indiana called Cirilla's. Every time he talks about going to Sirila, I get a bit confused and amused.

@MrMillionDub 4 жыл бұрын

Ah, IHE's favorite synonym for "boring".

@rcLdrcH 4 жыл бұрын

I hit the like button way before the intro add was done lol.

@AussieDragoon 4 жыл бұрын

Snob's starting christmas in the last week of November? Man, Snob used to be about the art, now he's sold out. The Avant-Garde floor season was breathtaking.

@chibikim77 4 жыл бұрын

No animals since three moons, despite a lemming, dogs, a bird, and polar bears. Continuity.

@erjo8199 4 жыл бұрын

More mockbuster reviews please

@GarthTheDestroyer 4 жыл бұрын

That wasn't the Promised Land that the protagonists found, it was the Savage Land! Watch out for dinosaurs!!

@Gambit771 4 жыл бұрын

Spare hotdog in an English breakfast implies that an English breakfast comes with a hotdog. It doesn't. Did you meet an Englishman that played a prank on you?

@FelisTerras 4 жыл бұрын

Still a better movie than Norm of the North..and yayyy, return of the onesie!^^

@docthemetalfreak 4 жыл бұрын

did Disney really need $100,000 to sue this company over a similar title/plot? thats pretty much pocket change to them.

@kenetickups6146 4 жыл бұрын

What a frozen land of a movie

@MrHypnofan 4 жыл бұрын

What even was the villain's motivation in this?

@FlickorTreatProductions 4 жыл бұрын

This is "Ice Age" if it were about the human tribe and not Manny, Diego and Sid.

@EpicB 4 жыл бұрын

Given that The Legend of Sarila was originally released before Frozen and only repackaged to make it look like a mockbuster, does this make "Frozen Land" a mock mockbuster?

@RaccoonRevolution 4 жыл бұрын

Wait! You forgot the most important part! Was the Hot Pocket good with the dressing on it???

@deborahamos5401 4 жыл бұрын

3:07 *Circle of Poo plays*

@MrChaotic4 4 жыл бұрын

Oh man. Who is going to be laughing their ass off when they see Brad dressed up as Olaf?

@entertainmentpowerfuchs5744 4 жыл бұрын

I Love Cinema Snob Reviews ♡

@Pocketrocket-pj1us 7 ай бұрын

12:07 Yup, that is...definitely a..... Hot Dog. I mean, what else could it be....?

@noozyboogaboozynooga9146 2 жыл бұрын

Mermaids have the power of body glue. Interesting

@nicklager1666 4 жыл бұрын

Judging by the quality i was half expecting a video Brinquedo feature. The only ice and snow cartoons i enjoy ever since my childhood is the swiss show Pingu.

@ZombieDish 4 жыл бұрын

Why was the Shaman trying to stop them from getting food?

@jamesduncan6729 4 жыл бұрын

Because... reasons

@Mysticist 4 жыл бұрын

2:24 Ok, that was amazing XD

@Killloius 4 жыл бұрын

Brad did you get a new camera?

@geoffreysorkin5774 4 жыл бұрын

So, which you rather watch again, this or Arctic Dogs? And which would rather have happen, someone actually lights you on fire, or watch Playing With Fire again.

@lordshnissugah 4 жыл бұрын

Would it have killed the writers to have the characters say "prey" when they mean to?

@CyberSpider35 4 жыл бұрын

I think Shaman says "wolffucks". Maybe she is a huge Jacob from Twilight fan. And he just hates Twilight.

@Dim4323 4 жыл бұрын

Frozen 2 electric boogalo

@user-cv7uk5xu5g 4 жыл бұрын

Cinema Snob: mentions Pierre Kirby. Me: proceed to laugh uncontrollably and rewatch 'Untouchable Glory'. Btw, will we live to see 'Crackerjack 3' review?

@TommyDeonauthsArchives 4 жыл бұрын

What a Sarila movie.

@MrEricleblanc26 4 жыл бұрын

I was frozen today!

@Hessed3712 4 жыл бұрын

Frozen is coming out this weekend!? How did I not know that!?

@jessitheghost4556 4 жыл бұрын

5:50 That went from 0 to 100 real quick

@Cinehotties 4 жыл бұрын

16:28 Its a deleted scene from unplannes

@hellboundheart628 4 жыл бұрын

HELLO JOE !

@bjornjonsson6583 4 жыл бұрын

My name is Harold!😁 I think the shaman said "old fox", not "old fucks". But I must admit I also heard that the first time😊

@butchdeadlift10 4 жыл бұрын

Man, I wish I had Patreon spare money to get you or Phelous to review Pinnochio in outer space (or pinochio and the kingdom of night)

@leemcdonald1342 4 жыл бұрын

Now, this review makes me want to play Kingdom Hearts III again.

@derekkato4374 4 жыл бұрын

Good for Brad for not saying the word "Esk*mo* even once in the review. Though he didn't say Inuit either. I'm guessing it's because the movie doesn't clarify if the protagonists are Inuit or if this story is based on native legends or just entirely made up.

@georgemouse504 4 жыл бұрын

1:14ish when he's describing the plot.

@derekkato4374 4 жыл бұрын

@@georgemouse504 d'oh! missed that. Thank you!