"I'm sorry I did all that stuff, I only did it because of the alcohol, and I started drinking because of you" 10/10 apology

"Get me the guy who directs the Pixar movies." "He's unavailable." "Then get me his non-union Peruvian equivalent."

"This movie's about as epic as complimentary bread." I'm stealing that.

As a peruvian, I must clarify that this was not intended to be a direct-to-video bootleg in Peru, but just an stand alone cheap kids movie. IT WAS SHOWN IN THEATERS. Also featured massive Fanta product placement that you still can guess in those scenes with the useless blue-label bottles in the international version. Including an scene where Profiterol brings a bunch of Fanta bottles to interrupt the climax because he "always has some at hand because the taste is so great"

Hey! Jek Porkins was a proud hero of the rebellion and a fallen vet! Have some respect!

The farting kid is voiced by Jason Griffith, former actor for both Sonic and Shadow the Hedgehogs.

"As for the age, the only one that matters is the mental one." I don't want to know what the writers were thinking when they wrote that

It’s worth mentioning that the Fantastic 4Force version says that the events actually happened. I’m not even joking.

Alcoholic uncles are called "drunkles"

"This movie is as epic as complementary bread" This will be my new insult for bad movies. Thanks Brad :D

Something the Snob forgot to mention was the part where Secretary Albino explained why he did all this. It's because of this conspiracy theory that all left-handed people are in danger of disappearing. He then names off several left-handed people that differs between The Illusionauts and Fantastic Force/Freedom Force. The Illusionauts: Leonardo da Vinci, Napoleon Bonaparte, Charlie Chaplin, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Albino's mother Aieta, Angelina Jolie and King P (Pele). Fantastic Force/Freedom Force: Leonardo da Vinci, Napoleon Bonaparte, Charlie Chaplin, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Jerry Seinfeld, Oprah Winfrey, King Em (Eminem). Albino then presents his evidence, which consists of a picture of protesters holding signs saying "Down With the Left" in French and a picture of a street sign saying "No Left Turn". But what really set him off was when the President wanted to make Albino his right-hand man.

Looks like it's straight from the Wii shovelware bin.

It's too bad Blockbuster went out of business, this would fit right next to the copies of "Transmorphers" and whatever National Lampoon films were put straight to DVD.

Okay, the version I watched (the Freedom Force one) was a bit different, which really threw me off. First off, there;s a slightly different opening bit before it cuts to earlier, and we the scenes setting up the invention come before we formally meet the kids, which is a full 15 minutes in. My version also slightly explains minor things a bit more, like how 12 was when Jules vern started writing, and the villain flat out says his goon stopped aging mentally at 12 hence why he go in. Hey, i said slightly. Also in the scene explaining things to the kids, there's a Pedophilia Incest joke. Yeah. The Drunk Uncle was totally cut, but one bit of him in the climax was kept for some reason. And last but not least, during the villains rambling, his master is implied to be Eminem. Yes, really. So, my version is slightly better but not by a lot and it has little things that make it weirder but frankly more interesting in how bad it is. Still terrible though.

"Profiterole?" The main character is named after a cream puff?!?

15:54 Okay, I was definitely expecting a Phantom Menace/Gungan joke here, but the fact that you straight up referenced it by the in-universe name made me laugh out loud for some reason, just so specific. XD

Geez, that one little kid probably has a genuine defect with that much gas.

(un)Funny fact: Another term for Profiterol, which is a puff pastry, is seriously Nun's Farts.

The Illusionarium will in fact be bought by Disney, being placed it in Disneyland and last several years to be loved by riders of all ages. Then be replaced by a shitty ride from Disneys California Adventure for no discernible reason, with the ride ending up in a video about it on the "Defunctland" KZfaq channel.

One of your most hilarious reviews yet. And as someone who actually enjoys the Pagemaster, I can rest easy knowing that there are worse "going into literature" films. Also thanks for the Pagemaster joke.

I can tell one good thing about this movie: it's not made by Vídeo Brinquedo

Love the new lighting, Snob!

I ironically like this movie and have it on DVD. It has an interesting plot, the voice acting is decent (the best coming from Christopher Lloyd) and the soundtrack is pretty epic, more than complimentary bread. And of course, Uncle Cognac is the best character. He should’ve had his own movie.

Ask your doctor if Profideral is right for you.

@6:10 That is one of the coolest designs for an airship I've ever seen. And all it is is an ice cream cone with a spiral staircase. I want it.

I now have a better understanding of multiple personality disorder and unimaginative character names. Thank you for another informative video Cinema Snob.

This movie makes me miss The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and Around the World in 80 Days. Both of them!

I like to think Profiterol's uncle is Carl Brutananadilewski the landlord of the Aquateen Hungerforce

I love that you made a Dan brown joke, while Dan green from you gi oh is voice acting lmao

Uncle Cognac!!! HAHAAH. I had to stop the video.

Lloyd will literally be in anything. ANYTHING.

7:36 Knockoff Jimmy Neutron is EXACTLY what I thought the moment I first laid eyes on the movie's poster. XD

Because of you, I now know about that "elephant scene" from The Brothers Grimsby. So, uh...thanks for that.

Why does Christopher Lloyd always agree to be in a bad movie. Food Fight and Oogieloves were bad enough but THIS ONE!?

I really could have gone without knowing the dog became a "stud"

whenever i see an eyesore of animation i always dread what it took to get such big names stars to be in such loathsome trainwrecks like this

Best thing about the new lighting: checking out Brad’s sweet new tan

Celebrated the new set by going back to the other set change reviews - War of the Wizards and Return to Sleepaway Camp. Man time flies

Yet another movie that Christoper Lloyd clearly should've thought twice about.

the dub was written by Kathy Pilon, produced by Norman J. Grossfeld and directed by Eric Stuart and has a lot of the Pokemon cast and crew attached to it - if this were a 4Kids project, were it still around, and didn't just have the former 4Kids staff involved I bet even _they_ would've put some effort into this dub

Christopher Lloyd needs to stop signing up for kids movies

All riffing aside, this does seem to have some unique ideas and the animation is strangely competent.

Marty we have to go back in time to teach south america how to animate. It started with branquedo studios but its spreading at alarming speed.

22:01 So he started a fetish club. Ok then?

6:09 is actually SORTA Jules Verne's first book: Five Weeks in a Balloon. It's chock full of that almost innocent 19th century European brand of racism, in case you're wondering.

Fart: The Movie

Why the mockbuster novels... all these books are in the public domain. Yes, that's what is bugging me.

I really like the idea of going into someones imagination espeshaly that of an author. Of course this movie doesn't to anything with it.

BUSHWHACKED

i watch cinema snob a lot before i sleep and i thought this move was a really wild dream

"His cousin Mr Eiffel Tower was busy"😂😂

Keep in mind, THIS was Dove Foundation approved and Jesus, Bro wasn’t.

The french president and the minister "château" of this film are strangely similar to the french president in 2012 (Sarkozy) and is successor that same year (Holland), coincidence ?

@5:01 It looks like Emperor Palpatine as an albino conehead.

WHERE'S MY SUPER... wait, where the fuck's Frozone in this?! This isn't the Incredibles 2! I bought this from the video store for nothing!

Another great video from the master himself!

Hooray! I was thinking that maybe there wouldn't be a Snob episode this week with you moving and all.

The new lighting looks so much crisper and less depressing. Welcome to 2018! Fuck it, I love you Snob!

"You still haven't told me what an illiusionaut is. It sounds like what a flat-earther calls an astronaut.." LOL

uploaded a new snob video way sooner than expected

Looks like something Bobsheaux or MrEnter would review. Cinema Snob however got to this first.

"This movie is as epic as complimentary bread."

Eat, poop, Snob, sleep. Pretty much sums up my day.

This summer comes the final episode of Adventure Time a good time for a Assventure Time review. Please review Assventure Time 😀

The new set broke my brain for a moment. Looks pretty awesome.

Please review Cool Cat Saves The Kids, next! You'll have fun with that one!

You know who you need to fight a giant octopus terrorizing Paris, Miraculous Ladybug, she's the only French hero you need. ;)

You look really great on that brand new lighting, Snob (at least better than myself)

Great! Thanks for reminding me you reviewed "Gross Out".

Christopher Lloyd hit a lot of low in his career, I'm so happy he was in back to the future.

Glad to see the comfy chair made it to the new house.

#notmywall

Congrats on the new wall!

A "Bushwhacked" rim shot callback!! I love it!! 🤣🤣🤣

I can't believe Snob hasn't reviewed 'Nessie and Me' yet.

We were forced to watch this movie during lunch hours for a week because it was raining.

I've been on holiday to Paris a few times, and it get's destroyed by an alien octupus every other week, so that's why no-one is alarmed.

See, Manbearpig is real!!!

Eugh. That's my thought on the movie, you're still a great reviewer. Glad to see you back on the content train after the move.

Brad, you are a genius.

Love the new set. Any one else not receiving notifications. I keep missing new uploads.

good to see Uncle Ernie is still getting work

OMG WHAT?! A NEW WALL?! RIOTS IN THE STREET!

Shit like this actually gets shown in theaters in my country.

The whole alcoholic aspect seems a bit heavy for a kids' movie right?

Really bad foreign animated movies have characters that never stop moving, while the movie never shuts the hell up and has a cacophony of a million sounds and voices and music going on at once. And they are goddamned creepy and terrifying. These things are just pure sensory overload and WTF moments!

Congrats on the new wall.

So, which version explains why Uncle Sauced blames his nephew for his parents death? ... I cant even guess that his gas killed them like the lion, because then he'd have had the child since he was a baby. Since he said he drank to cope with the deaths, the babe would be dead. So, they passed out after a carride trip in which he wasn't fed and crashed and died. Grim.

14:30 Did they seriously use the same noise for him jumping off of the balloon, as the one used as the bouncing sound for Laa-Laa's ball from the Teletubbies? Never thought I'd have THAT memory from my early childhood years be unearthed like that. XD

Did one of the characters end up becoming the manager of a convenient store, or going out with an abnormal psych professor, or got caught scalping Ozzy Osborne tickets and now works at a 7-11, or switched back to coffee, or is having a passionate love affair, but still hasn't gone all the way, or convinced that *everyone* is on dope, or saved Brooke Shields for drowning and blew the reward money by getting Van Halen to play at his birthday party?

Wait a second, Freedom Force? Mentor and Minuteman are displeased and wishing they could sue the fuck outta this company.

The animation in this is unintentionally unsettling.

Yay, was on lunch with nothing to watch. Thanks Snob!

As a peruvian, I would take the responsibility for this film.

2 Cinema Snob episodes in one week? And one of them is a Lou Ferrigno one? You spoil us, Brad.

Incomprehensible. Also wtf is Uncle Cognac randomly in Paris for that encounter??

Is this where I sign up for the I like Brad foundation?

I actually remember seeing this as a kid

Yer hilarious. Great Episode. Go Save The World Super Tron Cinema Snob!!!

It kinda feels like the people who made this movie played psychonauts on the ps2 for five minutes and decided to make their own “superior” spin on the premise